Splatoon 3

Poison Pussy

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did she shit herself??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry i'll take a sanitized octoling any days

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any tips for crab tank?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you get flanked, you can roll over people and get the kill balled up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can roll over people and get the kill balled up
        Oh shit! I never knew that. I always thought the ball mode was just for going up walls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People keep forgetting tank has a fucking cannon you can use to harass or even kill gays who think they are le ebin pro players and will just sit out tank duration behind walls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CRAB TANK TIPS
      Treat it like a Splatling. Positioning is key; you want to set it up somewhere you can't get flanked, preferably on the highground so you can dominate the area below and not get taken out from above either. Wherever you use it, use it very intentionally; time spent repositioning is time wasted.
      Rely primarily on the machine guns; cannon fire is very slow (and relatively weak comparatively) and means having to rev the machine guns up again if you want to switch back, so use the cannons mainly to hit enemies who are out of sight and have fled from your initial machine gun fire or are hiding on higher ground where the straighter arc of your machine guns can't reach.
      The interval between cannon shots is slow but they come out instantly, so before your special ends, always end by popping out a quick cannon blast if you can.
      The crab tank turns very slowly, so if you get flanked, retreat into ball form. You can roll away or attempt to roll into them, or try to kill them by quickly popping cannon fire in between rolling, since the machine guns are too slow to rev up and deal with a close range target circling you.
      The crab tank moves much quicker to the left or right than it does forward or back while un-rolled. If you're using the tank on a high position but your targets are exploiting the blindspots below you, dropping off to the left or right to the ground below can catch them off guard.
      The crab tank is a tank. Don't be scared of a lone bomb thrown your way, as long as it's not behind you where you're vulnerable.
      Targeted specials like the Killer Wail and Tentamissiles are a menace to due to the crab tank's low mobility. If you have them on you, the best option is to roll up, otherwise you will very likely get hit directly and die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It walks faster sideways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pray

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love harmony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll take good care of her.

      Where’s the fat art

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'd make a good fatty with how stoned-out and lazy she is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *cough*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wrinklefags

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >subgenres of foot kink
        is the wrinklefag vs smoothfag debate like the no balls futa vs full package futa debate? or the girl with pubes vs girl with no pubes debate? lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like the "are you a post op lobotomy patient" or "do you have a brain" debate. Wrinklefags are not only obsessed with the worst kind of foot aesthetic, but they ALSO love to shove the soles right in your face with zero tact or subtlety. Tasteless.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really fucking sucks that most foot 'art' of fictional characters is like this. It's never just a well-drawn sole or something subtle and it paints the whole kink as being this retarded deviantart 'wrinkled hoof in your face' dogshit. Between that and normalfags thinking sucking toes is funny or whatever we got it rough out here bros

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think it's true that most art is like this. I think that most art before the modern internet pornsplosion was like this, though. Whenever you look at boomer (pre-2012 ish?) western foot art it's wrinklegayry off the charts. Nowadays we have whole threads for subtle foot pics where the bare feet are just incidental to the whole picture (which makes it so much better IMO and in a lot of other people's opinions, apparently).

              We really do have it rough for being like the biggest fetish in the world. I reckon it's because we're so visible, though. It sucks that half of all girls are convinced that feet are like some disgusting body part and that foot fetishests are a joke.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll take good care of her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a store to run...
      This is so out of character, you just know the artist never touched the game

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to have 1 sex with Harmony, please.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love you, Mr. Tanuki!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squigger
      >school memedress
      Imagine being this much of a basic bitch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao sounds like someone doesn't have the girl amiibo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have all of them other than reskins and idols

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use snails to get slots on hero head and suit
    >feel weird not using hero shot with it
    I wanna level this mini splatling but it seems wrong

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They should just not be able to hit you from anywhere on the map. You could have no idea where the opponent is and the missiles will still lock on to you, You don’t need any thought or positioning when you fill your special gauge you just instantly activate missiles. No other special is like this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      killer wail is sometimes like this but it doesnt target the entire fucking team

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They reeeeally should've done an indicator for who the glowflies are going to go to next, like, have the next inkling flash for 2 seconds before they get glowflly'd.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glowflies were never this problematic for me back in 2 as they are now in 3. Why is everyone suddenly so bad at it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chum do way more damage now. Also piles of them can jump up really high now, which may or may not be a bug.

        Why would you want to get anyone's other than Harmony?
        >70% win rate vs lv3
        Guess it's another part of slogging towards lv30 Tableturf.

        I want Little Judd's but his AI is really tough

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do people find time to get eggs on glowflies? they usually end up in the steam of chum, and it feels like as soon as you try they switch targets and then it's a domino effect

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make sure glowflies are off of you, and your other one/two teammates are backing the target teammate, squid roll with eggs and throw to basket. Goldies can drop eggs right in front of you, but you will have to risk a few times to run and drop eggs, made faster depending on your movement skill. If glowflies target you while running for eggs, immediately find the nearest high wall and stay upper-mid so bottom salmonids can't jump and hit you and falling salmonids don't knock you off. Other than that, panic specials can be Inkjet and Crabtank. Wavebreaker is good for taking pressure off ink tank against glowflies and can revive teammates if you're unable to shoot them before death, and Triple Inkstrike is a decent revival tool as well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My fucking sides

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks, I guess I just need more experience dealing with it. it's so frenetic

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Higher level chaos was easier to manage in 2, though not by much. The biggest changes, besides new bosses, that have contributed to this awful difficulty spike are salmonids attacking faster this time around, missiles are faster to fall, bosses spawn on top of each other, Cohozuna being a general pain in the ass for everyone, and Spawning Grounds exists.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We need a "Work's over" edit of a sad looking grizzco employee looking down.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that webm

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That webm
            To be fair, there's no way they would have been able to dunk 7 eggs in 10 seconds with all that fucking mess in the way anyhow (or even without due to the stupid laggy delay now). Still fucking hilarious. SR really has a way of crushing any hope.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is with that delay anyway? It feels way shittier than in 2 and it’s genuinely fucked me over a few times since I couldn’t pick up that last egg in time. There was delay in 2 but it wasn’t as bad.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Global matchmaking means you will get matched with 500 ping hosts because fuck you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              SR is special in that it can say "fuck you" in the most humiliating way you didn't even know was possible.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit this one is painful to watch, not like the 2 extra bronze scales from winning would have made a difference but still.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, the drops are a total "fuck you" as well.
                >you got a team that coordinated well?
                >good job, here are your rewards!
                >x10 bronze scales, x1 silver scale, no gold scales
                >now go make sure to beat this stupid fucking boss x1000 for your golden badge!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll have you know the single time I beat him in EVP with 40 seconds left on the clock I got TWO silver scales, not one. No golds either which is bullshit since at EVP those should be guaranteed when winning with decent time left.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And, considering the fact that waves are so brutal in EVP, there should be no shortage of bronze or silver scales, but Grizz is a stingy fuck, apparently.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got to EVP on I think the fourth or fifth SR rotation and I normally go a bit past the 1200 superbonus and I still haven’t gotten enough silvers for the yellow/green slopsuit despite having fought coho a bunch of times.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've fought him 7 times or so, and only won against him twice, and those were in Profresh +2 and +3, but it looks like I'm going to have to wait for a good rotation to not risk demotion, apparently. Dailies are the real prize, but if your team can't survive three shifts without choking on wave 1 every time, it's not worth falling into that hell again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dailies are bullshit in this game. I’ve gotten quad drink tickets so many times which is just bad luck so I don’t care too much but sometimes I’ve had the superbonus replaced by a hat which should not happen.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drink tickets didn't appear very often as prizes back in 2, so it makes me wonder if they increased the rate to the point where it unnecessarily drowns out other prizes that are more useful like ability chunks (which is why I even go to SR, besides it being a "fun" mode).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                SR should have the same medal system as ranked and only demote you if you yourself are doing badly.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                qrd on salmon run super bosses?
                the tutorial didnt include them and i dont want to mess up my team mates

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He big fuck, shoot the belly.
                Doesn't matter if you defeat him, it still counts as a victory run

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s only one right now but they’ll add more, I’ll give some tips for Cohozuna
                >General strat is to kill bosses as soon as possible and throw them into him
                >Use eggs to kill flyfish or other really annoying bosses so you can get even more eggs
                >Belly is his weak point, throw eggs there
                >Some weapons have high enough DPS that in between boss killing you can get decent damage when aiming at his belly but it’s not a priority unless you have some shit like Hydra
                >Don’t worry about wasting specials before him, if you have no specials you’ll get one back on the extra wave
                >Losing doesn’t matter too much, the rewards are very RNG and sometimes losing gives you more rewards than runs where you win
                >And most importantly have fun 🙂

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He big fuck, shoot the belly.
                Doesn't matter if you defeat him, it still counts as a victory run

                ok thanks guys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Use eggs to kill flyfish or other really annoying bosses so you can get even more eggs
                >>>>>Use eggs to kill flyfish
                Holy fuck, why didn't I think of that...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >could have just killed steelhead then egged coho for the win
                >Idiots tunnel vision on shooting and wipe
                No wonder none of you can ever beat it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lost so many fucking games, I dropped to profresh +3
        I was so optimistic going into this loadout, too. Absolute motherfuckers this time around for some reason. Not a single fucking gay wants to put eggs in the basket or deal with anything that's actually a threat. On the bright side, ordered some Squid Sisters amiibo for a friend. Feels nice paying retail price. Octo daughter best daughter.

        Salmonids as a whole were buffed considerably for 3 compared to 2, and that stacks with how bullshit VP difficulty can be. They used to be pretty easy wins but now it's a fucking hell nightmare I can't escape from. Especially on Gone Fission, I can probably count the number of successful glowfly waves completed on one hand.

        After reaching profresh and even now in EVP I noticed a rise in players only bother to kill bosses and collect eggs, and ignore anything else entirely.
        They make no effort to actually keep map control or clear out the trash mobs and will gladly swim right past them to reach a boss, then swim past all of them again while delivering the egg.
        It doesn't matter how good their weapon is for crowd control, they always assume the trash mobs are someone else's problem and just let shit get overrun.

        This is increasingly common. Also one thing I've noticed is people dont want to play to the strengths of their weapon. Have a one size fits all mentality. If you've got a splatling, you should probably be handling crowd control. If you've got a roller, you should be mowing down little guys or inking paths. And we all know how squids are very STINGY with their specials and 9/10 use them as panic buttons instead of using them strategically. Everyone seems to fall into the same types of traps. Overtime I think people will get better. A lot of these are probably new players. But honestly if people dont stop and take the time to think about how they can improve, their growth may be slow. People ITT have the advantage of sharing little tips and tricks and knowing what they should focus on. Sometimes though you're just not given the right weapon to carry these retards, simple as.

        I am incensed beyond belief at players in this game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Especially on Gone Fission, I can probably count the number of successful glowfly waves completed on one hand.

          I dread seeing high tide on that map and a darkened sky because of that. I can get the glowlfies manageable when I'm jumping, but it slowly unravels when one person eats shit either caught unaware, or they botch jumping and go swimming.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so optimistic going into this loadout, too
          >crapbon, ballpoint and fucking pro
          lol
          lmao ever

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >high tide wave 3
            >always scope out the far grates first thing to check for flyfish or stinger
            >nothing spawns, start walking back
            >steel eel immediately comes up and beelines for me
            >have to make my way all around the grates while maws scrappers spawn hot on my heels
            >I can literally see my team doing nothing looking in the other direction
            >despite doing my best with ballpoint for a bit, get overwhelmed and die with no help
            What the fuck is WRONG with you gays?

            Ballpoint and pro were great for SR in 2, carbon not so much but still filled the roller's, uh, role. Everything is so much worse in 3.

            >Salmonids as a whole were buffed considerably for 3 compared to 2
            I'm interested in what exactly changed. I remember playing a bit of Salmon Run in 2 at the beginning, got to Profresh 40 before I stopped playing the mode for some reason. In 3 I'm at Profresh Part-Timer right now and it's a struggle.

            I'm pretty fucking sure the regular mobs got HP and damage buffs. They did not fuck me over in 2 like they do here, it's infuriating. I can drop 5 bosses in a row but all it takes is one little fucker being sneaky to pinball me into his mates and I die almost instantly. Flyfish were horrendously buffed to the point only one can down your whole team. And they still love to spawn in pairs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ballpoint and pro were great for SR in 2
              Wrong
              Ballpoint is way too awkward to use and pro is the fucking worst salmon weapon in existence and should be kicked entirely

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no
                ballpoint shits out silly amounts of damage while still having alright mobility and the pro is mediocre

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ballpoint shits out silly amounts of damage
                Doesn't matter when you have to diddle the gun so it fucking works properly
                >pro is mediocre
                >kill 3 salmons
                >ink tank stolen
                >mediocre
                It's dogshit
                I'm amazed idiots cry about dynamo but not pro when dynamo can at least actually kill shitton of shit before running out if you're not a fucking idiot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                These gays can't even kite grillers properly. Fucking idiots are just constantly hopping back and forth, make the weak point impossible to hit and spreading smallfry everywhere.

                >Ballpoint is way too awkward to use
                Skill issue.

                Wouldn't be surprised if knockback was buffed too, or maybe it just feels that way from how ridiculous the other buffs to the salmonids are. They were already bad to deal with when teammates weren't clearing them out in 2, but now in 3, it feels like even if you clear them out, that leaves the egg quota and bosses swamping you, which is even worse because they can lock you down from afar with Flyfish and Stingers, and now Big Shot and Fishsticks. They need to patch SR because, as it stands right now, you're far more likely to demote due to the heavy loss penalty than you are to rank up, at least in my experience sitting at EVP.

                Sadly, I don't see enough people making enough of a stink about SR to make them dole us out a patch. It's borderline unbearable as it is, especially with specific maps are for specific events.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ballpoint is the best splatling for SR due to its high mobility and range. You need to learn its nuances, like that the range extends after initial shots and that you can keep the range extended if you fire it in bursts.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly because it has shitty nuances and the long mode is slow as fuck it won't ever be the best sr splatling

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Splatlings in general are a godsend to any salmon run shift. They tear thru salmons like butter
                Get rid of those steel eels and those big bomb dudes real nice
                You still need to get rid of flyfishes the old fashioned tho.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't be surprised if knockback was buffed too, or maybe it just feels that way from how ridiculous the other buffs to the salmonids are. They were already bad to deal with when teammates weren't clearing them out in 2, but now in 3, it feels like even if you clear them out, that leaves the egg quota and bosses swamping you, which is even worse because they can lock you down from afar with Flyfish and Stingers, and now Big Shot and Fishsticks. They need to patch SR because, as it stands right now, you're far more likely to demote due to the heavy loss penalty than you are to rank up, at least in my experience sitting at EVP.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Salmonids as a whole were buffed considerably for 3 compared to 2
          I'm interested in what exactly changed. I remember playing a bit of Salmon Run in 2 at the beginning, got to Profresh 40 before I stopped playing the mode for some reason. In 3 I'm at Profresh Part-Timer right now and it's a struggle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mobs kill in 2 hits now instead of 3, but the main problem with glowflies has always been running out of ink which is a big problem now that people like wasting their ink throwing eggs instead of manually turning them in which wouldn't be a problem if people would group up right at the basket and not ride the goddamn walls. Glowflies on spawning grounds with a roller should be easy mode

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought riding the walls was the only good way besides a couple maps in 2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not ride the goddamn walls
          wall riding is still the best method if you're being targetted as long as everyone else stays closer to the basket and don't panic scatter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch out for the CIA glowfliers

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brella chads, how are we coping?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How has it been for you? I enjoyed playing them in 2 but didn't get gud enough to see all the flaws that people are now complaining about.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to beat lv3 NPCs 30 times to get their card sleeves, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The jellies don't have any though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to get anyone's other than Harmony?
        >70% win rate vs lv3
        Guess it's another part of slogging towards lv30 Tableturf.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Most Enemy splats
    >Literally 1(ONE) splat.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After reaching profresh and even now in EVP I noticed a rise in players only bother to kill bosses and collect eggs, and ignore anything else entirely.
    They make no effort to actually keep map control or clear out the trash mobs and will gladly swim right past them to reach a boss, then swim past all of them again while delivering the egg.
    It doesn't matter how good their weapon is for crowd control, they always assume the trash mobs are someone else's problem and just let shit get overrun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is increasingly common. Also one thing I've noticed is people dont want to play to the strengths of their weapon. Have a one size fits all mentality. If you've got a splatling, you should probably be handling crowd control. If you've got a roller, you should be mowing down little guys or inking paths. And we all know how squids are very STINGY with their specials and 9/10 use them as panic buttons instead of using them strategically. Everyone seems to fall into the same types of traps. Overtime I think people will get better. A lot of these are probably new players. But honestly if people dont stop and take the time to think about how they can improve, their growth may be slow. People ITT have the advantage of sharing little tips and tricks and knowing what they should focus on. Sometimes though you're just not given the right weapon to carry these retards, simple as.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna lie, some of these weapons I have no idea what the fuck to do. Especially the rollers, because for example the Carbon has to fling to get rid of smaller enemies, but it sucks ass against Cohocks so that kinda hurts its ability for taking out trash. Then there's the Dynamo which people say is good, but it's slow as fuck and eats up ink like a mother fucker. Some of these weapons are too specialized, so you gotta hope you or your team doesn't eat shit because of it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carbon can fling out three quick swings to take out a cohock. I thought that was pretty good honestly. Use that training room, obviously those still Salmonids aren't the most useful for practice but at least gives you an idea on how much swings you'll need. Dynamo is one of those few weapons I've just always struggled with, been playing since 1 and have always tried to be a bit of a jack of all trades, but never took the time to "master" that one. It guzzles up ink so damn fast, it's unwieldy in Salmon Run but based because it can at least run over a Cohock like it's nothing. So I assume you just got mow shit down.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I use the weapons in training mode when I can, mainly because the damage values differ. I dunno, maybe I'm spoiled, because I used the Stamper and that actually mows down enemies in a fraction of the time of a roller while still being good against bosses. So three flicks feels like an eternity even with the Carbon which is supposed to be faster. And then bosses are a pain to take out because now it's four flicks, and you suck ass at taking out Stingers and you never know if the other guy is actually gonna take out the Stinger or not. That's my general experience with a lot of the more specialized weapons, some bosses that you can normally go off on your own to take care of are suddenly off limits.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you just gotta play to the role as I said. Another cool thing about the carbon is it's so speedy while rolling you can actually get over the grates faster than if you were just walking, still uses up ink though. It's good for taking out trash mobs, just gotta fling it a lot, stay mobile. But if you're having trouble just keep the ground painted and work egg delivery or support for teammates. It can revive them pretty easy just by running them over real quick. That thing can paint walkways very efficiently too which can be helpful for the last minute clutch egg delivery.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least carbon can just roll over glowfly chum, but a lot of people have yet to figure this out it seems

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >At least carbon can just roll over glowfly chum
            No it cannot unless glowfly chum has decreased hp

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carbon is the one roller that CAN'T roll over chum

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dynamo is particularly good for taking out trash mobs because if you tilt the joystick just enough so that you're in a slow walk while rolling, it will kill any trash mobs coming your way, and that's the main job of a roller in SR. Dynamo is not as good at egg depositing though, that's best for the regular rollers, because you can roll nuisances (Smallfries) and freeing up quota pressure. It's not so good when you're getting overwhelmed, that is it's big fault and unfortunately what is most likely to happen on a bad map or weapon rotation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lost so many fucking games, I dropped to profresh +3
        I was so optimistic going into this loadout, too. Absolute motherfuckers this time around for some reason. Not a single fucking gay wants to put eggs in the basket or deal with anything that's actually a threat. On the bright side, ordered some Squid Sisters amiibo for a friend. Feels nice paying retail price. Octo daughter best daughter.

        Salmonids as a whole were buffed considerably for 3 compared to 2, and that stacks with how bullshit VP difficulty can be. They used to be pretty easy wins but now it's a fucking hell nightmare I can't escape from. Especially on Gone Fission, I can probably count the number of successful glowfly waves completed on one hand.

        [...]
        [...]
        I am incensed beyond belief at players in this game.

        does slamon run have replays in squid 3?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. It would really benefit from replays, as well as having a recon mode, and it still confuses the fuck out of me that they haven't added this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And we all know how squids are very STINGY with their specials
        Maybe if i didn't need specials to clear your mess when you die like shitters in literal seconds i would use them more.
        Or maybe if gay devs dropped limited specials already

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol my specials are my panic button. I usually save them for when people start dying

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shitter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just kill. I rarely collect eggs. I kill bosses and always prioritize stingrays and flyfish. And I'll kill all the salmon that I come across as I go from boss to boss. But I almost always have the least amount of golden eggs per run.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not prioritizing big shots

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat Cohozuna for the first time in EVP
    >Get two silver scales and nine bronze scales, not even a gold
    Bullshit, we beat him with like 40 seconds left too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck was this game rushed out in this state? Is it because it had already been delayed once or what? Splatoon 2, it had to get in Switch release window, okay. But why is Splatoon 3 like this? Everything just seems so fucking half assed, albeit with some nice and interesting quality of life stuff. But it shouldnt feel this unbalanced. Salmon Run is mostly untouched outside of a few extra enemies and Cohozuna. Are japs pleased with Splat 3? I mean it's the fast fucking game sales wise in their history. But I wonder what the general reception is?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to scream if I lose one more fucking clam blitz match because my team of retards decided not to just bunker down and stop the enemy team while we're winning and instead decided to go for even more points we don't need

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Salmon Run
    >Profresh +2
    >People still don't shoot the drizzler missile immediately

    Do people really not know to shoot the missile? Even if you can't shoot it back at the drizzler, shoot it the fuck away because rain is debilitating to move around with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of these new players probably just skipped through the tutorial and didnt absorb anything. Just learn by watching others. I've seen more and more people shoot the balloon lately, they'll figure it out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      by the time i see it, and shoot it, it seems to have gone off already 🙁
      shit blends in sometimes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fucking balloon is so inconsistent it's as irritating as a bomb trying out for the gymnast olympics as it drops in a fly fish basket. Sometimes you shoot it the moment it's possible the drizzler will already fuck off into his parasol, or you think you shoot it directly at him and it just fires a little off to the side, missing him. Best method I found is have him aim at you, have your back in a direction that won't effect the map as much, and just kill him with a weapon that can one cycles him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure reflected missile downs a drizzler regardless if it is inside umbrella or not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      by the time i see it, and shoot it, it seems to have gone off already 🙁
      shit blends in sometimes

      That fucking balloon is so inconsistent it's as irritating as a bomb trying out for the gymnast olympics as it drops in a fly fish basket. Sometimes you shoot it the moment it's possible the drizzler will already fuck off into his parasol, or you think you shoot it directly at him and it just fires a little off to the side, missing him. Best method I found is have him aim at you, have your back in a direction that won't effect the map as much, and just kill him with a weapon that can one cycles him.

      it was much harder to shoot in the last game. but they made it slower and bigger now so more people will get it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me the fucking source already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/SataenArt/status/1568298313715257344

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good girl, ty

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i tell how much i've spent in harmony's store?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only by the badges I think

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YAAAAARG i need it but i need to save my money

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My teammates all suddenly have an allergic reaction to being anywhere in the vicinity of the splat zone after that splatfest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The timmies are traumatized after being spawn camped all fest. Wish they could be back at base inking it to perfection and are too pussy to dive into the death pit.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony is absolutely blitzed outta her mind.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So will Chirpy Chirps continue without her?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised there aren't any chirpy songs in the game, atleast from what I've heard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard Wave Prism in the lobby waiting area the other day. Wish there was a way to choose what song you play there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony doesn't do anything except for showing up late to recording sessions and lending her voice for a bit which they put through filters anyways.
      As long as she's still stopping by for the sessions I think they'll be fine with her spending most of her day fucking around in a souvenir shop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think its uncommon for musicians to have other jobs.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They deserve to get promoted to 3d next.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That Weather pun
      God damn it Nintendo.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    source?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't find source

      https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6663960

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh thank you
        the top half is definitely the good part though damn

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bobcut Octoling makes benis feel funny.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ink Theory doesn't have an Octoling member, the band was introduced before Octo Expansion introduced benevolent Octolings. That lady's a sea urchin.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get more than 5 minutes into the campaign because it's just so fucking tedious. I don't believe a single person on this earth actually enjoys Splatoon singleplayer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed the first game's. Now I won't even play 2's singleplayer or the DLC while waiting for 3 to arrive in the mail kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, I just don't give a shit when the multiplayer is so compelling and I can spend my time on other games if I want. Sometimes wish I could just fight the bosses only.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat it twice to 100% git gud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first 6 levels are basically just tutorial shit, it get much better after you beat the first area

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One based thing about this campaign is there’s no “need” to explore the levels themselves for hidden collectibles. All you’ll find is more of the base currency eggs you find everywhere. The levels themselves are designed to be done quickly and are actually pretty fun if you try to rush through them as fast as possible. Some of the rail grinding segments are cool too.

      All of the collectibles and shit are on the overworld and you naturally clean that up as you beat levels. I thought this was the best campaign of all three games, but was mostly just a do-over of the Octo Expansion, so that seemed like missed potential. Lots of interesting levels, like where youve got infinite zipcaster and you’re going around like Spiderman. Some of that shit felt better designed than a lot of 3D Mario shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lots of interesting levels, like where youve got infinite zipcaster and you’re going around like Spiderman

        >last checkpoint of the last kettle with Zipcaster has a bunch enemies at the door
        >just zip above them
        >Agent 2: Duh, you could just Zip over them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but they give you way more eggs if you beat them. It was a risk reward thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually really liked 3s campaign.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even worth it to do a Rank Up battle from B to A?
    I like the current level I'm at skill wise and in A I feel like I'll get paired up with all the sweaties.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you were breaking a sweat from this ranked battles sweaty, you’re not fooling anyone. Just rank up to A, there’s still plenty of retards all the way to S+

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do freshes even do

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Splatoon has always attracted these gays, and it has only gotten worse from game-to-game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 losses
      >dominating match
      >enemy leaves. Must have been the host because next second
      >communication error
      >btw you lose
      Fucking Nintendo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, but
        >stressful TC match
        >comeback in last 30 secs
        >on the win screen
        >"a communication error has occurred"
        >go check, counted as a loss for me
        It wasn't even someone disconnecting during the match, it was an error at the win screen. At the fucking win screen.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >durr you disconnected
          No i fucking didn't you piece of shit, why would i disconnect from a fucking won game on result screen, fix your game how the fuck match results are not instantly recorded when whistle sounds

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Happened again on second match of next series. Enemy team thought they were going to win 17 left. We wipe them and are just about to win. Ooops someone dced and it was the host comm error you lose.
          Wired connection on my end not that it matters.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't find source

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be Harmony’s foot slave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her sitting on your face.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Free drugs from her juices

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get tired of losing Turf Wars because I died in the last 15 seconds and was unable to assist against the gods that walk among men on the enemy team
    >Hop into an Anarchy battle for a change, surely the meat grinder can't be worse than what I've experienced so far, right?
    >I haven't done Ranked in Splat 3 yet because I was waiting for the ranks to settle somewhat
    >Get paired with retards and children
    >But my enemies are also retards and children
    >Feel somewhat astounded as I watch them fucking ink their spawns and shoot the floor
    >Win 4, one guy who I was carrying quits the team
    >And ends up on the enemy team the very next round
    >No idea what to feel about all of this as I crush them into the dirt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats anarchy and why is it bad to shoot the floor?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably because its better to ink by shooting outward?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whats anarchy
        Ranked
        >why is it bad to shoot the floor?
        Because while you waste time inking spawn the enemy will already do half the objective

        These gays can't even kite grillers properly. Fucking idiots are just constantly hopping back and forth, make the weak point impossible to hit and spreading smallfry everywhere.

        >Ballpoint is way too awkward to use
        Skill issue.

        [...]
        Sadly, I don't see enough people making enough of a stink about SR to make them dole us out a patch. It's borderline unbearable as it is, especially with specific maps are for specific events.

        >Skill issue.
        Rich coming from a loser deranked to shitter +3 and begging for salmon nerfs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make it back to Eggsecutive VP
          >cohozuna wave
          >high tide, immediately flyfish spawn
          Frankly, I'm surprised we even got it to 20% health. What a fuckfest.

          The shoddy workman blames his tools instead of utilizing them to their full potential. The salty workman simply bemoans that others don't do the same.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rich coming from a loser deranked to shitter +3 and begging for salmon nerfs
          not him but you're fucking insane if you don't think salmon run is overtuned right now, you shouldn't have to rely on a good map and weapon rotation to consistently clear things. i've been sitting in eggsecutive since near the start and it's miserable on spawning grounds

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention, playing with friends isn't really any better because map rotations, weapon rotations, wave type, and hazard level can all fuck you over real quick, so it's hardly a foolproof solution, but it helps if your friends are actually competent as opposed to the majority of randoms.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sad part is I didn't hate spawning grounds at all in 2. Sure, it could be a pain on high tide but it was still doable even if your team was only halfway decent. Now it's a godforsaken nightmare no matter if it's high tide, low tide, or regular. I want Lost outpost and Ark Polaris back.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was still pretty bad in 2 but every issue has been exacerbated. low tide is doable almost always but mid is fucked because everything is really wide and high tide is also wide while having no verticality. you absolutely need to go deal with big shots, drizzlers, stingers, and flyfish or you will fucking explode, and fish sticks that sit on top of you mean that leaving your base to go handle those threats becomes a serious liability. four people just isn't enough to handle the amount of things thrown at you in the size of mid tide spawning grounds, and high tide makes half the map a deathtrap and the other half insanely cramped. even fission is very doable in high tide

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was having a really bad time yesterday even on low tide. All those big problems always spawn on separate shores and no one every wants to go deal with them or use their supers to get rid of the problems. It's the worst, especially if I don't have anything to get rid of it myself like killer wails or booyah bomb.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine getting stuck with Dynamo and Reefslider.
                >t. someone who got stuck with Dynamo and Reefslider

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like dynamo in SR, it's simply much harder to utilize it properly than it was in 2.

                >far stinger spawn
                >go deal with it
                >soon as it dies I get shot in the ass by new Stinger the other 3 guys are completely ignoring
                Every single time.

                Don't forget that as soon as you killed that first stinger, 2 bosses spawn next to you so you can't escape and die horribly.

                Holy fuck, this shift is cancerous. The only decent thing is the Carbon Roller because slamming your horizontal fling is decent against hordes. Everything else is shit, with nothing to compliment the roller to compensate range.
                I also do not like Spawning Range. At all. Will probably clear the base 1200 just for potential decent pay. Might not even come back tomorrow.

                I really don't get the complaints about ballpoint. Every time I get it I thank god because I can competently deal with multiple threats by myself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >far stinger spawn
                >go deal with it
                >soon as it dies I get shot in the ass by new Stinger the other 3 guys are completely ignoring
                Every single time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        reach level 10 and you can play modes where you dont have to shoot the floor as much

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her rip sloppy farts in my store anytime

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    seriously what the fucking shit is up with all the communication errors. splatoon 2 and 1 didn't do this, inb4 someone says it's my internet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing on fucking wifi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even on ethernet this happens you deluded tendie cocksucker. And as I just said, this did NOT happen with Splatoon 2 or 1.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *as much

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lil timmy with his spatula paints the base the whole time
    >last 10 seconds he's essentially still useless and dies anyway because he can't fight for shit

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone use splattershot pro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly more aggressive Jet Squelcher without the tap-firing of the Squeezer

      It's kind of a shitty middle ground between the Squeezer and Jet Squelcher honestly just use one of those

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are the differences between all the shooters, really?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Range, accuracy and kits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Shooter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, I wanted a competitive insight into it but whatever

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then maybe ask for "competitive insight" in your question then you ape.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally every shooter is viable for high level play except the h-3 nozzlenose

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                h3 is really good, it just has the highest skill floor out of any shooter
                the worst one is definitely aerospray

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Splattershot Jr. - Short range, low accuracy, fires very fast and turfs a lot, kills in 4 hits, has a high capacity ink tank
          Splattershot - Mid range mid fire rate and kills in 3 hits
          .52 Gal - Mid range and kills in 2 hits, fires slower but still fastest time to kill, low accuracy
          .96 Gal - Long range, fires slowly, very low accuracy, very high damage 2 hit kill
          Sploosh-O-Matic - Shortest range, lowest accuracy, fires very fast, turfs a lot, and kills in 3 hits
          Splash-O-Matic - Mid range, perfect accuracy even when jumping, fires fast and kills in 4 hits
          N-Zap 85 - Mid range, fires fast and turfs very well, kills in 4 hits
          Aerospray - Short range, low accuracy, turfs the best, fires very fast and kills in 5 hits
          Splattershot Pro - Long range, shoots slower and has lower ink efficiency than Sshot, kills in 3 hits
          Squeezer - Long range, longer range than Sshotpro, but requires pressing ZR on every shot, even lower ink efficiency, has a painting mode by holding ZR, perfect accuracy even when jumping
          Jet Squelcher - Longest range, 4 hit kill
          L-3 Nozzlenose - Mid/long range, shoots in bursts of 3 with a 4 shot kill, great ink efficiency
          H-3 Nozzlenose - Longer range, shoots in bursts of 3 with a 3 shot kill, shoots slower than L-3, perfect accuracy even when jumping

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for being helpful, anon.

            I didn't notice that shooters tend to have a short range weapon, then a mid/long range version, aside from the obvious Splattershot. But then I've never really played the class much.

            I'm assuming most of these would be slayer/midline weapons then?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              With the exception of the Jet Squelcher, yes
              Jet is backline for sure, but being a shooter it has a little more versatility than say a Hydra or E-Liter, you're less likely to die if someone gets close

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                vacuum is also very nice supportive ability cause you can save team mates with it and also protect choke points or stop enemy from turfing. Only problem is rollers.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need to spam fire it off though and even if you do you'll still die. People figured out the suck days ago.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Someone pulls out the vacuum
                >Enemy team immediately puts away their weapons, starts whistling non-chalantly yet hanging eerily close by
                >Vacuum’s done and they pounce on you like a pack of cheetahs
                >You get murdered, your poof ball gets ignored

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty nice when you're with your team though. Your team can shoot them but all their attacks will just get sucked in. It kinda reminds me of Uber from tf2.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          More or less, starting from the lowest range ones
          Sploosh: lowest range, spray shooter, high rate of fire and low ttk, a very offensive aerospray.
          Aerospray: low accuracy and range, high rate of fire, 5HKO, can be used as an offensive shooter very up close but is hard to use that way, paints very well.
          Splattershot Jr.: babby's first shooter but a pretty good one at that, low range but nice ttk, good painting and great ink efficiency
          Splattershot: the gold standard, has 3HKO, good range, good rof, good accuracy and strafing speed.
          Splash-o-matic: slightly lower range than splattershot and has 4HKO, but has perfect accuracy both on ground and while jumping, so you can ideally ditch IA on this. Also comes with burst bombs.
          N-ZAP: similar to splash-o-matic but has slightly worse accuracy. Counts as a lightweight gun so it has higher strafe speed. Very reliable and the best Tacticooler weapon in the game.
          .52 gal: The premier slayer weapon. Has 2HKO, good ink efficiency and paints well for an offensive weapon, on top of having very-so-slightly more range than a splattershot. Accuracy is iffy at max range and has comparable ttk to the 3/4HKO shooters due to reduced rof, but it can use IA for less jump spread and comes with wall and killer wail 5.1 to harass snipers and crabs;
          Splattershot Pro: sacrifices ink efficiency, paint efficiency and a bit of rof for more range and slightly more damage per shot compared to a regular splattershot (still a 3HKO). The additional range is its best attribute for a weapon of its weight class
          Squelcher: longest range out of the shooter class, but pays with 4HKO, poor painting and ink efficiency. The long ass range turns you into a mini sniper and the 4HKO with decent rof is good
          .96 Gal: long range and highest damage per pellet, on top of good ink efficiency, but lowest rof of any shooter.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Squeezer: tap firing has excellent accuracy, 3HKO and ink efficiency; continuous press is better for painting but has lower range and becomes a 4HKO instead;
            L-3 Nozzlenose : can only be tap fired, 4HKO in bursts of 3 shots per tap. Very accurate and ink efficient;
            H-3 Nozzlenose: can only be tap fired, 3HKO in bursts of 3 shots per tap. Very accurate and ink efficient. Has lower rof than the H3 but also slightly longer range.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Squeezer: tap firing has excellent accuracy, 3HKO and ink efficiency; continuous press is better for painting but has lower range and becomes a 4HKO instead;
            L-3 Nozzlenose : can only be tap fired, 4HKO in bursts of 3 shots per tap. Very accurate and ink efficient;
            H-3 Nozzlenose: can only be tap fired, 3HKO in bursts of 3 shots per tap. Very accurate and ink efficient. Has lower rof than the H3 but also slightly longer range.

            Thank you, anon.

            What's rof? Range of fire?

            With the exception of the Jet Squelcher, yes
            Jet is backline for sure, but being a shooter it has a little more versatility than say a Hydra or E-Liter, you're less likely to die if someone gets close

            I tried Jet Squelcher tonight and just sucked all sorts of ass with it even though I main backline weapons. I'm actually better with the Splattershot, kek.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              rate of fire

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use the Squeezer with a turbo controller.

        t. Squeezer and Inkbrush main

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back the Bottom Feeders!

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man there's really no reason for Sprinkler to weaken over time. First off it already paints less than some bombs, which is inexcusable for literally the painting sub. Second, it's fucking destructible, enemies can literally destroy them if they bother them so much. Feels like they're so out of touch with the balance of their game.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is sex with inklings like?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inky

      >see this
      >what do

      Can lids not slam flyfish to death?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can lids not slam flyfish to death?
        I think they can, but they never seem to be under one, since they move around so freely

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing ranked
    >Team is getting fucking crushed
    >Teammate quits at the last second
    >Loss doesn't count
    >Win the next one and complete the series 5-2

    Maybe disconnects and rage quitters aren't so bad after all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Teammate quits at the last second
      did this not too long ago, you're welcome chum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely wonder if this won't become a common "solution" to the ranked grind, just disconnect when you're about to lose. What's Nintendo going to do when everybody just ends games they aren't going to win?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you DC in ranked you get assigned an L. But if one of your teammates quits or DCs there's literally nothing to lose anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely wonder if this won't become a common "solution" to the ranked grind, just disconnect when you're about to lose. What's Nintendo going to do when everybody just ends games they aren't going to win?

      pretty sure if you DC too far into the game it keeps going, i've had an enemy DC once and it kept going

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love how fucking insane salmon run music is

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see this
    >what do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Booyah bomb for 4 kills

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hmm tonight I'll wind down with turf war
    >9-1
    do you think god hates me

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will Lil' Judd make his move?

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys have any tips for Salmon Run? I pretty much never played it in 2.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the tutorial. Learn the tricks to kill each boss salmonid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People who funnel bosses closer to the net are very smart.
      >Your weapon has a specific role it should be doing for the team. You'll need to figure out that role, though this isn't too hard.
      >Don't rambo off on your own in later difficulties. Stay close to team mates and help kill things.
      >Bosses should be priority kills, but don't let the grubs also get too numerous. Focus on super dangerous bosses (like Flyfish) and help clear out grubs.
      >Keep mindful of your own positioning. You never know when two snakes will spawn and pincer you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best ones off the top of my head are, use "This way!" often to direct your teammates towards problematic hordes of trash mobs and clustered bosses, as well as to indicate whether it's High or Low Ride because some players don't pay attention. If you're about to lose on wave 1, burn your specials accordingly because losing on wave 2 is far preferable to the harsh punish of a loss on wave 1. Pay close attention to Flyfish, Stingers, and Drizzlers, and now Big Shot, due to being disregarded by most players until they lock down map control and become an unmanageable nightmare. Throw bombs into Maws instead of shooting them, use Fishstick towers for a good vantage point (be wary of missiles) and for tossing eggs. Get familiar with the squid roll technique and egg throw, because it can be the deciding factor between whether you survive a wave or not.
      Hope these help.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This way! needs to be more easy to see on the screen. maybe a background nickolodeon splat icon background to it, or like an alert or something. i never see the fuckin words with how much shit goes on.
        just an example.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weirdly enough, voicelines from "This way!" and "Booyah!" from other players just seem to not trigger sometimes, and it's confusing to see it on the screen but not hear it, because I don't remember that being an issue in 1 or 2.
          This would not necessarily be a big problem, but waves can and will get hectic, so it's really important those callouts be at least heard, but for whatever reason there have been no additions to the dpad for communication. Seriously, what the fuck?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            whats that shit i see at the bottom left? it gets spammed sometimes but it never is clear what the fuck it is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learn which specials do what and when to use them. Make sure you’re using them, it’s better to use them in round one if everyone is at risk of dying than not to use them at all if you can prevent an early wipe. I only learned recently that the Crab special can take out flyfish but you gotta use its bomb. Inkjet will take out flyfish too, aim for the missile boxes when they’re open.

      Also be mindful of throwing eggs as it uses a lot of ink. Sometimes you want to just manually take it there if you can.

      Dont get GREEDY. Make the quota and focus on keeping people alive. Dont get tunnel vision on just bosses, you HAVE to kill the weaker enemies, they dont just get bored and walk away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill flyfish on sight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't be retarded about it. If it's high tide and one of those fuckers spawns on the grates it's best to just ignore it otherwise you're going to waste half the wave trying to kill it and when you finally do you're going to turn around and see your team is dead and there are 2 eels 3 scrappers and a steelhead beelining towards you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      be mindful of your ink. it may be faster to throw, but if it'll only take you a second longer to turn it in at basket do it because you never know when a maws will appear beneath you and you'll need the ink for a bomb. Learn all the weapons and what their role is with the combination of weapons you are given. Ink vertical surfaces especially at the beginning of the match and between waves. Learn how to accurately throw bombs without having to waste time lining up the shot. Bombs can heal teammates. If you're the last one alive and chuck a bomb and die, if the bomb manages to heal someone afterwards the wave continues, or if you throw it in the last 2 seconds of a wave with egg quota met you win. If you can lure bosses to basket it makes it easier to turn them in, but once you git gud this is less of a factor because there will be so goddamn bosses everywhere it doesn't matter much. You should kill everything on sight unless you know for a fact that your teamates are competent. If you have multiple octolings on your team you're going to have a rough time. If you luck out and manage to win one with an octoling team do not rejoin because you will have a wave 1 wipe. Learn the specials. Booyah bomb, Inkstrike, and killer wail have piercing damage and will kill anything regardless if weakpoint is exposed. Inkjet and crab tank (use the cannon) can kill flyfish by shooting into the basket. Explosher can to for the next run. Learn the nighttime events. Most are easy mode, but grillers and glowflies are a recipe for wipes. For glowflies always stick to one area with the whole group preferably the closest area that allows for a bottleneck. If you have a roller simply hold down the roll button and gently move the stick as they suicide onto you and rain eggs right at the basket. DON'T RIDE THE WALLS. Grillers realize they have tank controls and will always take the closest route to whom they are targeted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you have multiple octolings on your team you're going to have a rough time. If you luck out and manage to win one with an octoling team do not rejoin because you will have a wave 1 wipe.
        Hmm I wonder who made this post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you have multiple octolings on your team you're going to have a rough time. If you luck out and manage to win one with an octoling team do not rejoin because you will have a wave 1 wipe.
        Octosissies…

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you have multiple octolings on your team you're going to have a rough time. If you luck out and manage to win one with an octoling team do not rejoin because you will have a wave 1 wipe.
        Holy squigger cope fuck off back to /ink/
        You're the trash here, especially yeb players

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless lost outpost gets added STOP RIDING THE GODDAMN WALLS ON GOLDIES YOU ARE FUCKING THE TEAM YOU BRAINDEAD OCTOgayS

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate clam blitz with randos gimme tower control please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't stand them, every team i get is totally incompetent and lets themselves get spawn camped and can't defend worth shit

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the tattered starter tee appear in the shop or do i have to use snails to unlock the rest of the slots?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the tattered starter tee appear in the shop
      Yes
      How the fuck you weren't getting starter gear all over before hitting level 15

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The starter gear shows up in the shop

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how hard would it be to build a mouse using a gyro controller
    (im guessing you can't just connect a usb mouse to the switch and use it in splatoon)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How hard it to git fucking gud? Reminder you can literally shove joycon into a cardboard gun and it will just work that's how easy gyro is

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 chargers on my team
    dude you fuckin for real here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      one was 0-4 under 400 points by the way, other was next lowest on the board

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got three chargers earlier, as a paintbrush. No clue how we managed to win.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Political vore
    what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good sensitivity?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      try to start with a lower one and work your way up if you need
      go with whatever is most comfortable for you, unless you're using chargers in which case a low sensitivity is highly recommended

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since Splatoon takes place in Japan what do you think the rest of the world is like? Have jellyfish taken over America? Does the salmonids now own New Zealand?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your team: no range
      >enemy team: hydra and charger both japs so you have massive latency and you die in a single shot behind walls
      What a game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing, nobody knows. Back in Splatoon 1, Marie makes a comment on how other parts of their world eat salted squid, but that's a Treehouse translation and therefore doesn't mean anything. All we know for sure is that mammals are wiped from existence completely as of Splatoon 3. Given how apparently this game is the last of the inkling vs octarian saga, maybe now Nintendo can explore other regions of this world and the new cultures that have arisen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My bad, with the exception of Judd and Jr of course.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait...Inkopolis is in Iran? Splatsville is in the Balkans? Truly it is the city of chaos.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not Europe, it’s the Tokyo area of Japan. Mt. Nantai is a real place that matches up with the map and the outline matches what that area would look like with a higher sea level.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >vore is political now
    Man these elections are gonna be wild

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kissing babies is so 2000 and late. Voring every baby offered on the campaign trail is how the elderly candidates will stay alive.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else's switch online shit the bed after its been on for a while
    I get communication errors up the ass before I have to restart the entire console and then it works fine again

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce? Or at least artist name?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read thread

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this beat be jamming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one lands near the egg cage
      >basically covers the area with salmon spit
      >no one with a half decent weapon wants to deal with it
      Guess its time to roller up it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets mawed out of nowhere
        shits hilarious to see but that shit should be safe from them

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its another charger on your team less than 300p, 1 kill, 6 deaths, and you lost by 6%
    this is gettin silly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a turf war, what does it matter? You’ll get points regardless. People gotta learn somehow. Better to practice on real moving targets I say. Training room autism helps to an extent but they need practical experience too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        losing stinks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you must win then you have to carry bro. Carry in the scummiest way you know how. If that’s not fun then winning isnt THAT important, just practice with the weapon you like, its no biggie win or lose.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It does, but you use it to help you improve. And if you got stuck with two or three baboons for teammates, then that's just unfortunate.

            W/L in Turf Wars doesn't mean anything ultimately.

            when you get stuck in mahi mahi in the fuckin spawn choke then it becomes unfun and you dont learn anything
            fuck this map

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does, but you use it to help you improve. And if you got stuck with two or three baboons for teammates, then that's just unfortunate.

          W/L in Turf Wars doesn't mean anything ultimately.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hydra needs to get nerfed to shit. It makes playing this game unfun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play Hydra. git gud. the weapon has all sorts of weaknesses, one being that it's absolute shit at close range.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that anon can definitely get close to you with all of the incredible flank routes that are in splatoon 3

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          From my experience, that's definitely possible, yeah

          Doesn't help that teammates are generally shit and will let everyone past them either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            every map in splatoon 3 funnels into one center point and all the splatling players have to do is be on high ground in the center to see every player in the game

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Undertow Spillway is basically the distillation of this
              It's literally just a narrow hallway enclosed by two high points

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats why the quarter charge is an essential technique any splatling main should know how to use
            Hydras quarter is more than enough to splat anything and the range is still higher than all the close range slayer weapons. You just have to remain calm and aim properly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, I miss the stages from 1, especially Flounder Heights. They're bringing it back, yeah, but if they butcher it like Mahi Mahi then I don't want it.
          >inb4 1's stages were too narrow/catered to chargers
          They had good flank options, even on Saltspray Rig, so it felt like you were doing more than getting caged into spawn.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which parts of Mahi Mahi did they change? It’s fuzzy in my mind, been years since I played 2’s.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                water level drop

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                water level drop

                It’s coming back to me now, thanks for that. Guess too many timmies were drowning on all those islands huh? I remember it now. It was a fun level. Current one seems a lot more dumbed down.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              its practically new map entirely, the only thing they share is the idea of the sinking/rising platforms mechanic

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              From what I can tell, the pillars in mid have a smaller surface, have thinner blockades, and are basically stepping stones to enemy territory, but chargers just sit on the middle pillar unopposed. The side paths are more inconHispanicuous, but aren't really a good way to get back into mid because of how open it is until the water level changes.

              its practically new map entirely, the only thing they share is the idea of the sinking/rising platforms mechanic

              As this anon says, it is basically an entirely different map with the same gimmick. The ranked versions of this map I haven't seen except for TC, no cover in mid at all, and teammates kept drowning because of the thin paths, so to be honest, it fucking sucked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you sit in one spot the whole game like a glue eater?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with backlining with the murder gun to help your team have a faster jump point. But I do agree its good to advance up a bit to ink up as well.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends entirely on whether or not the enemy is trying to flank me, if my teammates actually stop them, or if we take mid and I can actually move up the map to support my team. Also what game mode it is.

          Regardless, that is literally the backliners job anyhow, retard.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i hate the lunar launcher. Just give me my sheldon ticket and move on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Early Morning Kid
      >Splatlandian Youth
      >Splatlandian Youth
      Yup, it’s Timmy slaying time.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Inkbrush for Clam Blitz
    Wow, this is retardedly good

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single cohozuna i've fought in the past few rotations has been on high tide fuck this

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ballpoint again and getting back into my groove
    get fucked
    GET FUCKED
    I AM THE ALL TRADES JACK

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait until the team making the new maps discover that shapes other than rectangles exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but those are easier to render, meaning smoother performance.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 enemies down
    >better not leave mahi mahi spawn area at the last 10 seconds, we might die!
    all the baddies playin this late or something?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot about the Amiibo restocks. Finally time to grab some squid sisters at regular price.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon please no, those scalpers need the money to feed their kids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      on nintendy or amazon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought mine from Target. It seems like Amazon doesn't have any stock, or at least the scalpers ripped it up already so there's only the scalpers' prices.
        Seems like Nintendo does have them too though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can't navigate nintendy site for shit. do they even have an amiibo section?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the tip, just ordered the Octo amiibos I missed out on and needed to complete my collection. They haven't announced new amiibos yet, have they?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are the octo amiibos supposed to be $150...?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, not at all. The price for a 3-pack is supposed to be (used to be) around $25. My order was on Amazon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they must have been scooped already
                no biggy. i have them all anyway except octogirl got fuckin trashed in the amiibo box somehow and needs to be glued back with the charger and the legs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >octogirl got fuckin trashed in the amiibo box somehow
                Goddamn squiggers now ruining amiibos

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did but without the date

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not pirating amiibos
      ishygddt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't wanna buy cards to spoof

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's cheaper and easy to do, you can get like 50 cards for around 10 dollars.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50% exp boost didn't even give me a whole level
    wew these things are useless. its gold food or bust at this point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      EXP is useless once you get all the weapons and reach 100 in the catalog. The next few catalogs are just infinite and give you a shitty mystery box every 10 levels until the drizzle season ends. And by them time they add new weapons you already have a surplus of licenses to spend them on. Gold is really the only useful currency atm, and the game knows this so it fucking gives you EXP tickets instead of gold half the time.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best fucking game the whole shift
    >everyone covering each other's backs and taking on bosses as a team
    >instant revives
    >128 eggs total
    >communication error afterwards
    Guess that's a good a sign as any to end things on a high note. Just happy as a clam that I got back to VP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suffer through failed shifts
      >finally get a good team
      >one guy leaves
      >that's fine the other two stayed
      >communication error
      every time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon is the game that works way better than every other NIntendo game online and it's still frustrating as all hell.

        Wait we only get shells during splatfests? So now I'm gonna lose out on all those free rolls when I level up?
        What the hell, man, why does this game reward NEETs so much? Why is every Japanese game so grindy

        >Why is every Japanese game so grindy
        By now, it's probably embedded into their very souls to love bullshit like that.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry me pleasheeeeeee
      Literally me fr fr

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saw memes about Big Man and the manta from mario sunshine
    >his fight really is exactly the same down to the ink color

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait we only get shells during splatfests? So now I'm gonna lose out on all those free rolls when I level up?
    What the hell, man, why does this game reward NEETs so much? Why is every Japanese game so grindy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it honestly sucks. I didnt care too much at first but now I miss my free conchs and gacha rolls, shame.

      On average did we usually get a splatfest about once a month?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On average did we usually get a splatfest about once a month?
        Yup. Sucks missing out on tons of free rolls for no reason, seems lots of expensive items even if you don't care about the rare banners/titles

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On average did we usually get a splatfest about once a month?
        Yup. Sucks missing out on tons of free rolls for no reason, seems lots of expensive items even if you don't care about the rare banners/titles

        Catalog levels are always 9500 so it's not like you're losing out by leveling outside of splatfests

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all 3 teammates are busy painting the base
    >enemy takes control of mid
    >now they can't even get out of the base
    many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even get out of your base in cases like that where you get locked out? It's so damn hard to do anything once you're pushed back that far.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont ink the whole fuckin base that quick so you can at least get super
        or go around depending on the map, if you even can. at that point if you can't pick em off then you're shit out of luck
        if theres a bloblobber it's fuckin annoying

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cover the turf, FROM the base. And then you watch as enemies try to fuck you with bombs and specials. Then you try and get some more ink down. By this point your timmies are probably running to their deaths, so while the enemy is distracted you might be able to pop them. Also if youve got bombs you might be able to lob one at the right spot to get them to fuck off. Gotta reclaim that turf litte by little, but yoy NEED to take an enemy or two out with a special or some shit. Basically stay in a safe place and build special but be mindful of the enemy on the edge.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't let it happen in the first place by taking a minute to paint your base with 2 other chucklefucks.
        funny thing is, they build up these supers and couldn't even scrape together more than 2 kills the whole game.
        just totally fucks everyone over. people act like they have one life

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want the Yugioh pose
    >Lv 30

    I'm not touching that shit until PvP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not farming a card sleeve for it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but i can get a card sleeve from nintendo online

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          but you could have more card sleeves

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Missionary with Harmony

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get my first rank-up opportunity
    >Immediately lose all 3 rainmaker matches in seconds
    oh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe rainmaker isnt your mode
      i win way more on splat zones and tower control than rainmaker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek I love that rainmaker can be done so fast, was even better without the checkpoint though

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two snipers on my team in tower control
    >they can't fucking snipe people off the tower
    WHY DID YOU QUEUE UP

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck, this shift is cancerous. The only decent thing is the Carbon Roller because slamming your horizontal fling is decent against hordes. Everything else is shit, with nothing to compliment the roller to compensate range.
    I also do not like Spawning Range. At all. Will probably clear the base 1200 just for potential decent pay. Might not even come back tomorrow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. I also happened to learn why Splatershot Pro is so divisive.
        Ballpoint is hilarious but doesn't work for Salmon run at all.
        Blaster is Blaster, got bless it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a skill issue and the game should be patched, straight up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember at the beginning of splatoon 2 they made salmon run easier. Wouldn't surprise me if they did the same here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they made that one bit of grate next to the basket solid it would be fine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad as fuck honestly. The only "complicated" weapon is the ballpoint but even then you can just use it like a normal splatling.

      Fucking timmies getting filtered. I've nearly dropped out of EVP just getting my dailies.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4-2 in Anarchy Series
    >Win the last match
    >Get all the way to the post-match results screen back in the lobby
    >"lmao connection error"
    >Match gets listed as a defeat

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poison schmoison

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought Callie and Marie for pick-up at Best Buy on Friday about 2 hours ago
    >check again
    >now you gotta wait over a week for pick-up
    These girls are going fast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have mine. And the off the hook amiibos
      One of the things i loved the most about the squid sisters amiibos, as an amiibo product in general, is that, back then, you werent just buying their amiibos, you were buying their first album. I always thought that was really cool
      Speaking of albums and idol amiibos, do you what im hyped for? The fuckin live concerts
      Theres three idol groups now, and they have to fit everyone in there. Its gonna be hype as fuck
      And not just cause of the inevitable deep cut amiibos that will drop at the same time as the live concert, as it always is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had to finangle and haggle my way to those amiibo, it wasn't easy but some anons here helped me get em cheap later on. I hope the concert is really nice, I want a full playlist from Deep Cut. Especially after the good shit I heard during the story's finale. Though I don't really expect to see Off the Hook there, at least not in a traditional sense. It'd be nuts if they used it as a way to preview their role in the DLC.

        The octoling set is $100 and Pearl & Marina are $130. I regret not getting these when they were released.

        What's the opposite of buyer's remorse? Whatever that is, that's a bummer. Still amazed that I managed to nab the very last set of Pearl and Marina from a local gamestop, and at retail price. My best buddy gave me the octo amiibos, for which I'll forever love him. Him, and my sweet little veemo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, its gonna be hype anon
          Crowd will lose it when till depth do us part and the 3MIX start blasting. And im certain off the hook will be there, at the very least to play one of their new songs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Callie and Marie's spanish names are Mar and Tina
            Real cute.

            I don't care what anyone says, 3MIX was dope as fuck. Oh fuck, is Octavio gonna be there?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, thatd be the shit, fuck
              Can barely contain myself thinking about it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, this one was way bigger.

                They could have him secretly being the DJ that's helping mix the tunes for the show after helping save the world. But the real kicker would be if we finally saw his humanoid form.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats quite the bombshell to drop
                Im not even sure theyd go for it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really, if it was going to happen then it was going to happen in 3's story mode. Especially considering it was Cap's last hurrah before that whole mess happened, it would have been nice to see them interact. Now if they do it, it's just gonna feel too little, too late.

                Ark Polaris used to be my most hated map, but near the end of 2SR I grew to have an appreciation for it because of the rails surrounding spawn being just so damn good for surviving bad waves. Now I'd give anything for cancerous Spawning Grounds to gtfo.

                I loved it from day 1 due to its sheer verticality and the rails. Really made it the most unique and fun SR area. I also liked Marooner's Bay, but I get the feeling it'd be hell in 3.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bought the rare triple octoling pack
          >boyfriend at the time really wanted them but couldn't get em
          >after I get the items from them for Splat2, mail them to him as a gift
          >ends up breaking up with me and leaving for another woman with a kid
          Feels bad, man, I really liked that Octoling Girl Amiibo. Not too hurt about losing the guy and octo, but I wish I kept her

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet they're all playing turf war together right now

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              In their amiibo gear

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Must hurt to be left for a real woman who can have kids, how can you be expected to compete with that? Doesn't seem fair.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would go in person if I could. Watching on Youtube doesn't interest me as much.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For people like us, its the only way to see the thing
          Id fuckin sell my left nut to go to one of those, but thats just how it be

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll see if I can time a trip to Japan in order to see it. I'm not gonna kill myself over it, though. Would be cool. These kind of concerts just don't look all that great to me from a screen. I have an OLED tv now so maybe that will help.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The octoling set is $100 and Pearl & Marina are $130. I regret not getting these when they were released.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least there are options to buy them on Amazon or other retailers right now, where they are overpriced but not god awful ripoffs like the $1,000 Octoling girl amiibo on Ebay that seem to be the only thing you can find.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad i bought all the splatoon amiibo except the re-colors

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody translate what it says on the wall upstairs in the lobby? I only got "Do" so far.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monitor network traffic
    >3 low latency connection games. All knockouts easy peast
    >4th starts huge ping
    >instantly lose as every single gun one shots me now.
    It's beyond retarded how this game matches you. I miss region locking.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just want fucking silver scales man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you could trade scales with other people
      And other shit
      I could use some ink saver main chunks right about now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will NEVER get the 999 silver scale banner

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you will never get the 1000 cohozuna kill badge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt even know that existed
        i just want the pink suit and havent gotten a single silver in like 5 cohozunas

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post weapon kits you want

    >Jet Squelcher
    >Torpedo
    >Crab Tank

    >L-3 Nozzlenose
    >Splash Wall
    >Ultra Stamp

    >.96 Gal
    >Splash Wall
    >Reefslider

    >Bloblobber
    >Splash Wall
    >Wave Breaker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dualie
      auto bomb
      tenta missiles

      splatana
      auto bomb
      tenta missiles

      charger
      auto bomb
      tenta missiles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dualie
      auto bomb
      tenta missiles

      splatana
      auto bomb
      tenta missiles

      charger
      auto bomb
      tenta missiles

      Tenta Missiles should be removed

      REEF-LUX 420 now has Triple Inkstrike
      Flingza Roller and Goo Tuber now have Wave Breaker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d have given REEF-LUX Inkjet myself so that it has a set duration special to help balance the turf output but Wave Breaker Flingza is literally my dream special for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flingza Roller:
      >Splat Bombs
      >Wave Breaker
      Splattershot:
      >Burst Bomb
      >Booyah Bomb
      Splatana Stamper:
      >Torpedo
      >Killer Wail 5.1
      Tri-Stringer:
      >Autobomb
      >Wave Breaker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Splattershot
        >Burst Bomb
        >Booyah Bomb
        have a nice day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how about you suck on deez bombs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I’d be cool with a special besides Booyah Bomb but I just want Burst Bomb Splattershot again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heavy splatling
      >with a mini splatling sub
      >with an all-splatling special
      I would also take sprinkler being useful

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could there any sub weapon, other than ink mine, due to the custom variant, that the hydra could find some use for?
        Maybe the little missle thing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still a noob, so it's already hard to judge when to use a sub, especially with splatlings which I'd rather be firing to harass something.
          do all splatlings have ink mine variants? cause that would be neat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            In other splat games, yeah, custom hydra would always have the ink mine as sub

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want torpedo on weapons besides fucking Wiper and Goo Tuber

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Range Blaster
      >Burst Bomb
      >Triple Strike

      >Rapid Blaster Pro
      >Torpedo
      >Booyah Bomb

      >Heavy Splatling
      >Mist or Wall
      >Triple Strike

      >Trislosh
      >Splat bomb or fizzy
      >Trizooka or triple strike
      Simply because I think the tri motif is funny

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tri-Slosher with Fizzy Bomb and Trizooka would probably be pretty great too. I’d fucking hate fighting that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jr
      >autobomb
      >wave breaker

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play ranked with randoms
    >my team has entirely short to mid range weapons and their team 100% always has a camping charger or splatling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on the map that might not be a bad thing. Gotta try and get back there and kill em.

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only like dualies
    >hate everything from the line except Squelchers and the basic ones

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what IS the best way to grind to level 30 in the card game?

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look Mr Grizz, if you want your fucking eggs so badly, maybe STOP hiring fucking preschoolers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This loadout would be great if it wasn’t Spawning Grounds, fuck Spawning Grounds so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play in preschooler central
      >durr why are there preschoolers here
      You are just as bad as them

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope Ark Polaris comes back, it’s the only SR map I want back from 2.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ark Polaris used to be my most hated map, but near the end of 2SR I grew to have an appreciation for it because of the rails surrounding spawn being just so damn good for surviving bad waves. Now I'd give anything for cancerous Spawning Grounds to gtfo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        High tide at Ark Polaris was the best, I don't care what other people say.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          High tide Ark Polaris is absolute peak salmon run.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, I used to hate it but as soon as a I realised that you could just lure bosses to the top so you didn’t have to go all the way down I started loving it. That map is so well designed and egg throw will make it so much more bearable with a team that doesn’t lure.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was thinking the same thing with the egg throw, since the main detractor of that map was how tedious it could be to get the eggs back up, and yes, most losses were because of teammates killing bosses at the very bottom and not making quota in time.

          High tide at Ark Polaris was the best, I don't care what other people say.

          Agree on that front, it was just a case of watching for where the next stream of trash and bosses came from and pulling your teammates over, most manageable map for High Tide, tbh.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you lose on wave 3 and still have your specials Grizz should call you a retard.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr.Grizz you son of a bitch. you already had the cannons out leave them there for us to shoot cohozuna

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, you only have 100 seconds to fight him without any extra help. It’s company policy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think those cannons are free? That's coming out of your paycheck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For every problem for spawning grounds ive had i will admit cannons on it are some of the funnest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like taking the back cannon, but on sockeye station, I think, a fish stick always seems to plant itself right in front of it, smug little bastards.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should've shot it out of the sky when you had a chance

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            can you do that? I had no idea
            my aim is probably too shit to hit the ones in the back anyway

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah ive seen it only happen once on a high tide. The whole thing just falls apart and doesnt get left in the ground.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If someone sees my DEAN post pls lemme know 🙂

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit the next SR rotation is ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, not another one...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explo and Sploosh are good but Reef Lux sucks ass and I’d take any other charger (besides Bamboozler) over Goo Tuber.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way in hell anyone can reach professional +3 alone without disconnecting constantly.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironic child on your team in turf war

    I know this mode means nothing but goddamn

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    made for handholdinh mating press on an unsafe day

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/arashiisok/status/1574496381628485632
    Holy shit a somewhat viable way to kill booyah bombs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can also use the hydra and unload a full charge on the booyah user, but you have to be firing the second you see it in the air, as the booyah begins charging

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All fucking Salmon must fucking die.

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've just lost on Spawning Grounds 4 times in a row. Jesus this map seems way worse than I remember it being in 2. I even got demoted for the first time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      make that 5, I give up.

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the inkstamper easier to deal with in Splatoon 3? In 2 I remember always having to outright avoid them or swivel behind the person and kill them from their back. In 3 I'm taking chances at killing them from the front, but the game feels dodgy in regards to whether or not it'll actually go through and make the kill or not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m assuming you’re talking about Ultra Stamp, it is easier to deal with in 3 since more shit can get around it, squid rolls exist and the hit boxes are absolutely fucked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the inkstamper easier to deal with in Splatoon 3? In 2 I remember always having to outright avoid them or swivel behind the person and kill them from their back. In 3 I'm taking chances at killing them from the front, but the game feels dodgy in regards to whether or not it'll actually go through and make the kill or not.

        Yeah they really nerfed it. I was honestly surprised at how often I died using it. In the last game it was nearly invincible, even thought I've been able to kill stampers charging towards me at least twice.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Low tide symbol appears and the sky starts to turn dark
    >No thunder sounds happen and the basket pops out normally

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cannons > gayass tornado shitwave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't like the power of a big meaty cannon
      Shiggy fucking diggy, my friend.

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu footmorons nobody cares about your degenerate shit fetish

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the “votes” category on the Splatfest work? The team split was 34-31-34 until “votes” where it was suddenly 22-56-22

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    happy with the influx of Harmony art

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m very glad that she was the first band character put in the actual games, she deserved it and they clearly know her popularity.
      Hopefully it means we get more soon.

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    report this shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why it's a good song

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I LOVE MEN

      Also where the hell did all the furries come from?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        twitter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably from the same place they always come from, the sewers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah i only report gay and leftist shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The constant "report all leftist shit you see in the square!" posts you see on the general are hilarious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's only ok if girls are kissing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s clearly intended for guys so yes.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made some clips for /ink/ about big shots and the carbon roller, you're not useless against them so practice this then you'll be fine. No longer taking forever to kill them

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They NEED to implement some sort of ping preference system holy SHIT. The latency is just unbelievable, every second kill is a fucking trade. I can't believe my >friends can't even tell that it's happening, I refuse to believe it's different for anyone else.
    I don't mean a region lock, but for the love of GOD make the game at least TRY to make lobbies with <100 ping.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you. I die frequently to someone I killed seconds before. Switch online is inherently shit due to the portable nature.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, tge ping is really bad, especially in Salmon Run where it can take 2 full seconds to pick up an egg in some games.

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they make such sexy squid girls who also resemble children? Are they trying to create the squid version of furries? Another attack on the white mayo demongraphic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mayo won you ketchud

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it time yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks awful just like clam blitz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You take that back.

        NOW.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clam blitz would be great if my teammates weren't fucking retards and also if I wasn't a retard.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laaa laaa laaa la la LA LA-- laaaaa laaa laa laaaaaaaa
    laaa laaa la la LA LA-- LAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice shiternet bro
      Maybe check adapter if you are using one and have it plugged for a long time like just reset it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, retard, the same thing happens to plenty of people and salmon run will just hang

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It always happens specifically after a Connection Error in Salmon Run. Never had it happen in the lobby, though that might just be a coincidence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salmon Run matchmaking servers are just fucked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Works on my machine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't lie to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is 100% a (you) problem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't had any penalties or warnings about my connection specifically.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just ignore him. There's always one gay every thread pretending there isn't a problem with matchmaking.

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else playing on an OLED TV? I've been having a problem with my LG C1 dimming the brightness when there's too much ink of the same color on the screen. it's annoying and a bit distracting. These TVs have a ton of menus and options so it takes time to test out what can turn it off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic. Colors look great, but Splatoon still required some unique fine tuning to look decent.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.gif
        Not clicking on that shit bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like I'm really in 2010

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are most matches an insane one way shitstomp? Either the enemy cant leave the base or you can't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      still in the early days of this game, people are still finding their rating

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good K/D ratio to know if you arent a shitter?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      20/0

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      k/d doesn't matter aslong as you win the match tbh just try to take 1 enemy out before you die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're focusing on the wrong metric. I've had matches where I had the least points but I pulled my weight and helped my team win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My K/D ratio is like 8/1-15/1 and I lose half matches
      During the splatfest I was steamrolling the other team and inking over 1000p consistently only for the map to still be the other teams color

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i fucking hate the bubbler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still not that great at it if it helps. Still trying to figure out the best time and place to use it without people just swooping inside and killing me. It's extremely situational. And trying to snipe people outside of it with a non-MPU Squiffer is Nightmare Mode. I think I've only done it once so far.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you stand inside the central thing it stops the shots until it breaks so use it until its nerfed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good to know. Thanks.

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally no one but me touching the tower
    >Not even the enemy team
    I am so confused

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Draw First blood

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does that squid look like that anyways?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a sea anemone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the sea anemone look like a squid?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably infected with the same human virus

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex inside the bubbler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if we kissed inside the big bubbler

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Find me at The Shoal at 5 P.M.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Enemy Team is so bad at Splat Zones that we can have a quickie and still win....

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's going to be months before we get an octobrush with a half-decent loadout
    Feels bad, man.

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big man broke into the at 3am and yelled AYY then left. How could he say something like that? What did Callie ever do to him!?

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is his problem?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a clone

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    S rank baybeee
    Now I'll find the good gyro players right?

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    instead of the useless end of match screens they should force people to at least watch a time lapse of the overview map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replay the of the worst player of the match

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        make a clip with the ow announcer saying "worst play of the game"

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think the next game will be a spin off? Splatoon is definitely a big enough series to get one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it will be a rhythm game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony dating sim when?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sex with barnacles.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm praying for standalone RPG.

      But I'll settle for a battle royale.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        paper splatoon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically hope they make a Splatoon Musou, with all the idols, the Agents, Cuttlefish, Harmony, Octavio, etc as playable characters

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need to get out of profreshional, this shit is insufferable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just demote yourself
      Profreshional is bad, but Eggsecutive VP is hell on earth

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    salmon run is pure cancer right now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maps this time around are too big with too many blind spots so you cant just spot a drizzler or stinger immediately
      and don't get me started on Big Shots

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever looked at the bubbler inner light thing? it has little ears
    Probably a cat lamp, but maybe a bear?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope we get a proper seifuku with the next amiibo set. please be black and red

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4-2 series

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