Splatoon 3

Splatoon 3 - Aerospray edition

Splatoon is about ink, not shooting. If you want shooters just play COD/Battlefield/Valorant/CSGO like the rest of the normies.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have an easy time with anarchy series up to s+
    >as soon as i hit s+0, i just cannot maintain a positive win rate
    Welp. I don't know what to do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hit S+
      >usually able to finish a series 5 wins to 2 losses at most, sometimes even 5-0
      >every other day I play ranked I get rotations that are just cursed and end my series anywhere from 4-3 to 0-3
      Genuinely the worst Ranked Matchmaking in Splatoon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have an easy time with Anarchy Series up to S+
      >Continue to have an easy time up to S+10

      Alright, think I'm going to take a break. Already tired of this current patch, and fuck Slosh Machine users.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE OCTOLINGS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      veemo 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A nice man convinced me yesterday that octo daughters are just as cute and squid daughters

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both dangerously adorable, but inklings are ever-so-slightly cuter.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. But this man's devotion to his octo daughter was a beautiful thing to see

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are the cutest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime fag is a squigger
      figures

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is about ink, not shooting. If you want shooters just play COD/Battlefield/Valorant/CSGO like the rest of the normies.
    C- ranker btw.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're going to nerf aerospray and i'm gonna have to drop the game because it's the only thing i can consistently win with, even not on turfwar. ink coverage is just such a critical thing and this thing does it better than anything else in the game by a long shot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are not going to nerf aerospray again after the shitshow that happened in 2.
      also try mini or ballpoint for extreme ink coverage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aero spray has been the exact same for 3 games and tons of patches, your weapon will be fine

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes but battle aero is more fun
    and now that it's got fizzy and intensify action you have no excuse not to get in people's faces while maintaining ridiculous inking

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have 13 cohozuna kills

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Average waves cleared: 1.5
        You guys are serious shitters. Killing Cohozuna in the baby ranks doesnt count.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a random weapon rotation. Post yours if you're such hot shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Check the app, smugly
            >Was a 2.2 yesterday
            >1.5 today

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, how's this shift been treating you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty damn horribly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its made me a perma profresh +3 apparently and i'm gettin fuckin pissed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing fine but I also purposefully deranked myself out of EVP so I could just get plenty of cohozuna fights in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you won't get a penalty for deranking right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For pressing the little demote button? No, it just sets you back a rank
          Goes down to profresh part timer, theoretically very easy but you'll run into some problems given most of the people in those ranks are the type that deserve to be there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was in VP this morning now I'm profresh part timer. Just fuck my shit up fampai

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      11 losses, 4 victories.
      I'm still EVP so I can't complain.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was profresh +2
      >got knocked back into profresh part-timer
      >every time i'm about to be promoted again, my team all decides to become blithering retards or i get lumped in with a different batch who are completely fucking incompetent anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      awful
      at least i got to dab on cohozuna with double grizzco stringers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same here, he gets absolutely chunked by the grizzco bow's jumping charged shot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      About the same. Holy shit, it’s like every single other player suddenly got brain damage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gained 10 points over 11 shifts.
      >people thought this was going to be a free shift
      >people thought it was going to be revenge against Spawning Grounds
      top lel.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I fucking saved those posts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/k71qt4e.png

      Splatoon 3 - Aerospray edition

      Splatoon is about ink, not shooting. If you want shooters just play COD/Battlefield/Valorant/CSGO like the rest of the normies.

      I have been playing with timmies and still in VP.
      Timmies are on point today.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      had a good streak of wins this afternoon but that just made up for the rank losses i had this morning lel so net neutral

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want out of my wagie cagie to get into mr.Grizz's wagie cage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally dropped from VP to Profresh +2, then when I look at the results screen one retard has only collected 6 fucking eggs in 3 waves and died 12 times.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good actually. The Grizz Co. bow actually does fantastic damage to Cohozuna. Got him twice today.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's Marigold up to?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth my time playing this if I only really care for turf war? The grind for 60 ability chunks will easily take over 100 hours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better hope for that gacha 10x all chunk drop. I've only gotten it once.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The grind for 60 ability chunks will easily take over 100 hours
      Not if you do everything available to you. Do all story missions and 100% the maps to unlock the Sheldrone, that thing gives you chunks sometimes. Do Salmon Run too for tons of chunks.
      Honestly, depending on your win rate in ranked, it is quite similar to turf war's money/exp output. The only time ranked is better is if you have a 4 stack to just cream every team you come across in anarchy open or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatfest tee scrubbing after every 2 slots filled for 2k per scrub is the fastest way to get chunks

      So just play during splatfest and use an ability drink to speed it up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just order from splatnet or from players on the square.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatoon
    >not normalfag shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only in Japan, weeaboo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what planet you came from but every time I've seen a normalfag touch splatoon it only takes something as small as the UI to make them malfunction with gyro usually being the finishing blow.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your Bomb should not fucking FALL OUT WHEN IT LANDS IN A FLYFISH'S BUCKET, THE BOMB SHOULD FUCKING STICK INTO IT, ITS BEEN FUCKING LIKE THAT SINCE SPLATOON 2, FUCK THESE FUCKING JAP DEVS FOR NOT FIXING THIS FUCKING BOSS FUCK!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it should explode on contact with flyfish bins so they don't get free missile shots

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some kind of sick joke?
    3 splatlings, on high tide, on this garbage map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >things that never happened

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's random weapons bro, hypothetically three of you could all get chargers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=512

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm already over this random weapon bullshit. this fuckin map will make you quit doing salmon runs all together. what a fuck up of a map.
    this along with mahi mahi and hammerhead bridge are the worst fuckin times i've played the game.
    like when this shit comes up its time to take a break.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEEEEEEE SLOSHING MACHINE IS BROKEN IT CAN HIT THROUGH CEILINGS
    >meanwhile

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a hitbox issue and crutch machine has it the easiest with full retard hitbox it has

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG FRANTIC AHispanic IS BACK THANK FUCKING GOD
    I WAS STARTING TO GET TIRED OF DELUGE DIERGE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably only cause its a random weapon rotation.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your team gets 3 grizzco stringers
    >You get an aerospray

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throw out wave breaker as i die
    >"That's a wrap"
    Fucking bullshit, the game isn't supposed to end if there's an allied bomb or the like out on the field. That breaker would've revived everyone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wave status: Un-Broken.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have used it earlier gay

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got off of work and I can spend all Sunday playing Wildcard Salmon Run.

    It'll be great. Right, guys?

    ......guys?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >e-liter, explosher, hydra, and tenta on high tide glowflies
      yeahsure

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >e-liter on a gusher wave
        >can't even run eggs because nobody is killing the small salmonids
        good job team...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a fantastic loadout for glowies tho
        explosher pierces and oneshots trash en masse
        tent's shield steamrolls and gun trashes goldies
        eliter trashes goldies
        hydra just sweeps the entire slate clean if the other three let it charge (which they do)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're assuming people know their roles. Plenty of people still flick with rollers and don't use the explosher on flyfishes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the most Profreshional post I've ever read.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >assuming people can even aim with any weapon
          >much less a fucking charger
          >much less a fucking eliter
          lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I got stuck with Bamboozler on glowflies. We were actually doing OK, until we weren't.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      On Spawning Grounds? Not a chance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are his eyes so blurry? is he blind?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        russian_draft.jpg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is how Grizzco gets rid of problem employees.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how I feel playing with randoms

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        me when the schizo meds wear off

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The two Japanese players probably dropped the moment they saw a gaijin.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use nzap
    >ink just as hard
    >can actually kill people
    What now, gay?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spraylets need their Reeflux panic button even though it doesnt work 90% of the time. It makes them feel safe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        **Reefslider panic button

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >use nzap
      >ink just as hard
      literally 4/5 the ink output and quite possibly the shittiest inking pattern in the game
      like shit's literally impossible to swim through after zapgays, there are spots everywhere, you have to spend the same time to re-ink already inked turf to have usable ground
      yes you build your special fast but fuck your special it's not even good or spammable this time around

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we please get more Weapon Emotes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like there's not many emotes in general

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of variations they have for the crouch emote is just retarded. Maybe they can bring back "old" animations as emotes in the future update catalogs, instead?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so, I miss the love my squid had for the splatling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small indie studio, pls understand

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1631
    >still lose

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every tower game there's a splatling on the enemy team, very annoying, but seems double bomb can deal with them good enough
    JRchads rise up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jr. is literally a bomb and shield that coincidentally has a gun attached.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember random weapon rotations being THIS bad in Splatoon 2, even on Spawning Grounds. What happened?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is dedicated to ruining everything good about 2

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"congrats you're now eggsvp again"
    >zl
    no fucking thank you. that's the most frustrating and unfun experience i've ever had in all of splatoon

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is wave breaker super good for clam blitz or what? I'm seeing it a lot there.
    >playing clam blitz

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I somehow got to VP 210 today but i got stupid luck, getting tornado, mudmouths, motherships

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am i crazy or are the waves way fucking nastier during this random shift? Like i feel like twice the usual amount of Salmonids are spawning (doesn't help we're on the worst map).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wave 3 High Tide
      >bosses come swarming in
      >game starts lagging

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit happened to me while I was inkjetting on highrise spawning grounds.
        Anyone else gotten lag like this? I still survived the wave but it scared me pretty bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lag gets so bad (most often on Spawning Grounds) I overcorrect with my inputs, it's fucking sad.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use booyah bomb to revive my teammates
    >instantly die
    haha, wouldn't it be funny if the booyah bomb was this easy to kill in regular multiplayer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >booyabomb
      >land on a steel eel afterwords
      these supers are not very user friendly

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based AeroGOD
    Everyone else gets eternal anal bleeds

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dudes...

    this is the most frustrating game i've ever played. but seriously holy shit i just won the most epic game and the elation from pushing back from behind... wow.

    this game is fucking insane.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the Splatoon treadmill.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone's grizzco hat from old rotation change ablilites? I swear this happened twice.
    It had certain abilities I wanted to keep and now they are different
    I don't even remember changing out the old hat for a shittier one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about this, but a week ago or whatever, I ordered some gear from the plaza and the next day Murch said I hadn't ordered anything.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool jacket with ninja squid for you squiggas, get your phone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf mine shows something different
      maybe it's because the shop refreshes in like 5 minutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stock updated every four hours
      >hours left 9, 13, 17
      I already have this shit. Give me new stuff already damnit.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if big run's music turns out to be ω-3's warped and fucked up covers/covers of normal battle music

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I now want a Salmon Run version of all songs in the game.

        Cool jacket with ninja squid for you squiggas, get your phone

        Thanks. Grabbed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully Big Run isn't perpetually at high tide cause that sounds kinda boring to be honest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        First anarchyfags complained that splatfest ruined their gamemode, now i hope big run also locks them out of their game mode.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Given what little we do know about Big Run from mining is that it gets announced like Splatfests, and even seemingly has an ending announcement, also like a Splatfest, it may well take over everything while its on like a Splatfest.

          FORCED CONSCRIPTED SALMON MURDER

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            being forced to stop playing ranked in order to defend Splatsville from being overrun by Salmonoids is much more kino than being forced to play Turf War.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FORCED CONSCRIPTED SALMON MURDER

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              rusia monki

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ending announcement
            What are the different outcomes going to be?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody knows yet. Just that it's coded similarly to Splatfests.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wins vs loses
              If losses are greater than wins, the stage used for that Big Run event is permanently removed from the game, and lost to the Salmonids forever
              At the end of the game's lifecycle, if more Big Runs were lost than won, Splatsville is consumed by Salmonids and everyone dies, the end

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wahoo World gets permanently removed
                I’m going to throw matches on purpose when big run comes

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3/4 grizzco tristringers on wave 1

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >booyah bomb never fucking appeared for some reason
    >bubbles clearly hit my team mates but never revived them
    >no comm error
    FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can favorite/upload replays, it gives you a 16 number code you can post and people can watch your replay.

    extremely cool imo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if the replay system was in the earlier games it blows my mind how nice it is, it feels so un-Nintendo

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerma must have played recently with all the fucking Jerma posts, but what the fuck is up with all the Osomatsu shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underage fujos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was unaware Osomatsu was even still popular, at least enough to warrant all the posting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup he did and it was god awful. osomatsu is nu-fujos getting nostalgic like with all the homosuck posts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering what all that gay shit was about. Better than furries I suppose.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of furry vore and chud shit in this last week alone has to be a record of some kind.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    High tide on Spawning Grounds is literally hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spawning Grounds is literally hell
      fixed that for you

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to S-rank
    >suddenly start losing every single match, paired with nothing but timmies vs. teams of autistic japs
    I want to go back to A-rank, who the fuck designs a ranking system with no de-ranking?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in a tower control match with control of tower
    >camp an enemy's jump spot on the ground near where tower is rolling up
    >a second before enemy lands, the marker teleports onto the tower that's still several seconds away
    wtf how much fucking delay does this game have?

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the results screen needs to show how much damage each player did to the zuna

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone kept killing me with a fizzy bomb
    How is this possible? They do 40 damage. It takes a fully charged bomb to kill anyone, and they need to take all three hits.

    Is this just the game gaslighting me, a lag issue, or is there some trick to raise bomb damage?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sub Weapon Dmg Up on gear, maybe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does 50 damage up close

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop giving me the fucking bow Mr Grizz. I don't know how to use it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Mr Grizz is fucking dead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s not dead, but I do think Lil Judd took over the company

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing remotely erotic about the Reefslider.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha imagine if you activated the reef slider and the inkling turned into it instead.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What am i supposed to be doing with the bow?
    The only thing it seems good so far is for taking out the dolphin and the driving boss because it's easy to get up close
    I actually forgot their names wtf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      charge it idiot
      it's not fucking ree flux
      even fucking ree flux needs charge if you want to actually be able to kill with it
      halfcharges for trash and full charges for bosses and get close to maximise arrows hit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's impossible to hit bosses with it tho
        You can't get close to them because then you get raped by chums and smellfries

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kill them then shoot boss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To add to

      charge it idiot
      it's not fucking ree flux
      even fucking ree flux needs charge if you want to actually be able to kill with it
      halfcharges for trash and full charges for bosses and get close to maximise arrows hit

      if you jump you also make a giant vertical wall of death.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that shooting the opponent causes them to explode into a splotch of your own ink color and stops them from inking for a while?
    Crazy!

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Grizzco reward ever not that hat? I haven't been doing it much because I don't want the hat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's glasses now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It changes every month. It's the 1st of the month so it's a new headgear now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We just changed to a new hat for the start of the month.

      You will still get old hats from purple capsules though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also you can swap out the gear for chunks. I find it easier grinding chunks in salmon run compared to leveling gear up.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just ordered 2 pieces of gear with squid speed as main
    >saved all the time I would spend grinding for chunks
    feels good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope it was from splatnet and not the plaza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was but what's wrong with plaza?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Higher prices.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh, I thought it was something serious

            He gets it wrong sometimes

            Really? I'll have to give it a try

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He gets it wrong sometimes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very expensive + sometimes Murch gives you something with different abilities just to fuck with you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            As long as the main is the same..

            btw both are available on splatnet now, take a look

            Olive Ski Jacket

            BlobMob Flip-Flops

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey chum, he's doing his best

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          plaza orders now deliver gear with base main ability because fuck you lol pay 45 chunk tax goyim

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry man, best I could find was Opening Gambit

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah fuck you too.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where to go to make money
    best place for money
    how to get loadsemone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      salmon run for the first 1200 points
      after that just play multiplayer with a money ticket active

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        up to 4000 gets you extra chunks actually, because hats after 4000 take twice as long to earn

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but that anon was asking for money
          the chunks are nice but don't give you cash

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      high rank anarchy if you keep winning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear the alley behind hotlantis pays well 🙂

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Was excited for the new SR hat because slick visor shades
    >They just rest on your forehead
    I don't care if it's a reference that's still gay and lame

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i'm disappointed by that too. but i got a 80s future set with the starter boots and the visor. just figuring out the chest piece and were golden

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their DLC gonna be like bros?

    I hope we get to play as them honestly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully Marina starts an uprising and we clear the whole city of disgusting squiggers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the fuzz fell from space, dislocating a population of sea hares now looking for a new place to settle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They fight Deep Cut over the time they had dinner together and Big Man refused to split the bill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be a romantic visual novel that narrates the story how these two decided to become pro turf war with you. In order to advance her romance you have to beat them in 1vs1. It ends with you marrying one of them. Another possibility is they won't appear at all

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide
    >stinger appears
    >kill it
    >another appears across the map
    >get killed
    >another player kills 2nd stringer
    >2 more beams come from across the map.
    fuck salmon run, it was never this fucking gay in 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you get like seven big shits in a row, for how much retards whine about people camping the cannon it's literally required to make sure they all fucked off

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ok I'll play til next cohozuna and then take a break
    >get stuck with fucking charge rifle for that round
    goddam it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cohozuna is never worth it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've still yet to kill him once (though i did just get the game a week ago). got very close one time, i'd thought we actually killed him at the last second because the sliver of health was so small. i know actually killing him doesn't even matter *that* much for the rewards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        right now is probably the best time to try and get kills since if someone gets a grizzco stringer you fucking rape his health bar

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck clearly a wave in this nightmare shift.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >someone
          someone not fucking retarded which is not 98% of the playerbase

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >was lucky enough to get the grizz stringer on my first cohozuna this shift
          >each charged shot hurt as much as a golden egg
          >EZ kill with 43 seconds to spare
          Unfortunately failed the next 2 attempts because either no stringer or the person with the stringer was retarded and didn't shoot the 'zuna directly. So many noobs still think golden eggs are the only worthwhile way to damage it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ok I'll play til next cohozuna and then take a break
      >7 wipes on wave 2 or 3 later

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    >ORDER IT NOW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        swim speed is the best ability and everyone should wear it.
        >but
        you are wrong, there's no reason not to wear it on anything

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That could be more runspeed on splatling so you’re wrong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      come on you fuckers time is running out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i order this? is it just on some random inkling in the plaza? i thought people said primary abilities aren't guaranteed to carry over when you do that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splatnet. Nintendo app for your phone. get to it NOW

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          come on you fuckers time is running out

          This… isn’t especially crazy good? Unless you really like sub def I guess

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it is. Swim Speed Up is above anything else.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are you basing this on? Ninja squid and LDE are more busted right now and Ninja squid is main slot body gear only. Just use sub slots for swim speed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok dude dont buy idc
                Just trying to help people that like speed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough I just didn’t understand the intense enthusiasm

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i aint downloaded shit on my phone, i've got 20 snails to turn any random piece of clothig with swim speed into a 4 star

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >any random piece of clothig with swim speed
            exactly, and they are hard to find. They're only available as headpieces I guess, no shirt or shoes.
            13 minutes, you can still make it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can’t wear ninja squid
      No thanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I like my Ink res on my current flipflops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was actually meaning to do this but forgot thanks anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly jacket and footfag trash
      >swim speed
      kys

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys weren't memeing about beginning of a rotation being dogshit. i played earlier today when it just changed and couldn't even make it to round 3, let alone actually win a round. now i'm on like a 5 win streak, not even with the same team

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on the time of day, shifts that start at 4AM EST are fine since well Little Timmy is in bed.

      This being a weekend shift, starting at noon, with a new hat unlock and being the first random weapon rotation was a perfect storm of shit.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the worst servers of any online game I have ever played in my 17+ years of online gaming.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >servers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Netcode. Whatever. The downgrade from Splatoon 2 in this regard is dramatic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          To make matters worse they punish you with a loss and a time out for THEIR shitty peer to peer matchmaking.

          Makes me want to turn the game off when I have to wait 7 minutes to get back into a match after being disconnected

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    has someone gotten the grizz bow yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow only the timmies have gotten it in my rotations, reeeeeee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's pretty fun.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wave 1
    >high tide
    >fog
    >2 grizzco bows, 1 tri-stringer and a splatterscope

    guess the outcome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wave 3
      >high tide
      >barely manage to get trough
      >happy to end this
      >BONUS ROUND
      >in high tide
      fucking pain

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just beat chocozo with timmies who all had no ranked badges.
    HOLY SHIT THEIR ARE SOME GOOD TIMMYS PUT THERE!

    >have beaten chocozo 3 times
    Still no gold shells
    This games rng/gatcha shit is annoying as fuck

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play daily gatcha
    >bronze capsule
    >huh that's new
    >10 chunks of each hability
    HOLY SHIT THANK YOU GAME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Per probability thats the third best prize.

      The other two are a title and unique banner if you were wondering.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to be a lucky duck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw got the title but not the banner or the abilities
        I'm never even going to use it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>10 chunks of each hability
      HOLY FUCK 10 CHUNKS OF ALL ABILITIES IN 1 ROLL!

      I need to get this shit.
      I'm going to start using all these coin tickets I have built up from my 5000 freebies and my conch shells.
      It seems like I get more tickets than I get ability chunks

      Most of my chunks come from salmon run

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >conch shells.
        Who’s gonna tell him?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody, by the looks of it

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I though you cags said the grizzco stinger was garbage?!
    It fantastic at crowd controll and mobs, but the charge shots are a bit underwhelming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are bad with chargers and it's getting people killed cause teammates are shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grizz Stringer + Wave Breaker = smallfry extinction

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really good, but I actually wish it was more overpowered like the old Grizzco weapons because they basically should be able to carry the team just in case everyone gets crappy weapons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grizzco weapons in splatoon 2 were always a blast

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is funny because s2 had three different kinds of grizzco weapons
        first is blaster and brella aka "they aren't even good", one is a bad clash and other is a bad 96. those are shit.
        second is "hard carry every wave without thinking", which is charger, blatantly overpowered with no downsides or forethought. this is also shit.
        third kind is "very hard and require team support but potentially very rewarding", slosher and now stringer. those are good. we need more of those.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I've gotten Undercover Brella in SR more than any other weapon (except the bow).

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha this will be fun
    >it wasn't fun
    fuck this map my god

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've been loaned the Tents Brella
    FUCKING. STOP. YOU BIG TOOTHED JAP moronS. THIS WEAPON SUUUUUCKS.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      saw someone use it very effectively on splatzones today but yeah it seems useless on SR. they could at least make it block the laser on those pot tower dudes but i'm sure it doesn't

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was the complaining guy in the last thread, but I can't believe that ranked matches are not separated by your rank anymore

    You could be S+ and the game will team you up with people who only have A rank badges or no ranked badges at all.

    Now it makes sense why it seem like I have been losing ranked matches in splatoon 3 wayyyyyyyy more than I ever lost in 1 and 2.
    I actually feel like I carry matches when I was never that good of a player even though I have always fluctuate between s and x ranked.
    In splat 1 and 2 you usually only got carried by splattershot users and snipers at high lvl, but the ranked system is so garbage now that even I have carried games for the team and I have always considered my skil level at this game above average.

    Luckily I'm good enough to keep myself is s+, but they really need to separate ranked players from the kids.
    It feels like every matches is going to be a straight loss or straight win with close back to back battles with equally skilled players are rare

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh le badges
      anyone who puts a rank badge on their thing is a chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's what separates us from trannies like you and from children, gay!

        REMEMBER FELLOW S+ RANK FAGS:
        If you have more than 2 people on your squad who don't have a silver or gold S rank badge, then leave immediately regardless of if you win or lose the game.

        We aren't here to carry babies into high ranks yo screw us all over and ruin our fun.
        ALWAYS leave!
        I have noticed anytime I manage to get 5 wins in a row its always because everyone on the team has gold badges.

        Spaltoom 3 matchmaking is basically peer to peer just like gears of War was back in the Xbox 360 days for us millenials.
        Host team always has the advantage and has less lag on their shots

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your ban

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry anon but I'm not going to equip the stupid fuck ranked badges when I could have golden tricolor defense, flyfish, and harmony badges instead. Whenever I max out tableturf I'm equipping that too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I think I'll keep carrying shitters to s+. Too much work stopping and restarting a series, I just want to press a so I can immediately start browsing Ganker until the next match

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to spend 30k on gacha
    Why is it so expensive compared to the first gacha of the day?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you don’t just roll forever until you get the rare shit

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This SR rotation is hell. I don't know if it's the map or timmies, but my teammates keep dying like dogs during high tide or neglecting to fill the basket up. It's like any weapon outside of their Aerospray comfort zone just breaks their little minds. If any of them get the Grizz Stringer, I just know they're going to die at least 3x during that wave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm convinced the Boss Spawn rate has been upped. There's no way things can spiral out of control this bad on Wave 1 on Profreshional.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        More than that I'm pretty sure even normal enemies do more damage. Salmon run is just harder all around in this one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know what it is man. profresh 3 feels just as hard as egg vp. but the RNG is even more RNG with the weapons. this map fuckin blows ass too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      It depends on the time of day, shifts that start at 4AM EST are fine since well Little Timmy is in bed.

      This being a weekend shift, starting at noon, with a new hat unlock and being the first random weapon rotation was a perfect storm of shit.

      But to add to that you also had people hyping up this as the first random rotation on yotube with click bait videos so yeah the SR player base right now is absolute GARBAGE.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a triple handicap shift.
      The random weapons may not give your crew a balanced set, which can make some enemies harder, some easier. For example, I had a wave where 2 of us had charger type weapons, one carbon roller, and a 96 gal. Made Steelheads, Eels, Drizzlers etc. a breeze, but we struggled to kill trash in a timely manner.
      Grizzco Stringer is pretty shit-tier and you can have more than one. Each one in the hands of most players is effectively equivalent to being down a man without the benefit of a lower quota.
      Spawning Grounds always sucks.

      Plus what the other anons said. It's a perfect storm of "get 1200pt and don't bother with more."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legit no cap I've wiped two or three times in round 1. Timmies are on a rampage today.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Legit no cap
        You are the timmy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he's a Zimmie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't ask + ratio + you are colored + go back + take the L + you will never be a woman.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fix pro controller left stick drift
    >Next day
    >Right stick is drifting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ps4 adapter + ps4 controller

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you fix it? My left stick's right side is fucked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta open it up and give it a cleaning

        ?t=217

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually managing to get Cohozuna kills now that I can end up with something like ballpoint against him.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consider this a formal apology to the splatoon community.

    I’ve been shitposting about splatoon for a few years. Got a switch in an office raffle recently and decided to pick up splatoon. Literally the most fun I have had with a game since Diablo 2 with the boys in high school.

    Sorry doods.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't forgive you for being and insufferable gay and a shit poster, but we are glad you enjoy the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No worries m8 it is /v: we all shitpost. Welcome to the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Takes a bigger man to admit fault. Still doesn't excuse being a shitter with reddit spacing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the game. Because if we ever meet in ranked or turf, I'll make sure neither you or your team can ever leave spawn. No mercy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you use

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Default splattershot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm very simple. Splat roller for turf and splat dualies for everything else. I like using the charger, slosher, and the .52 gal, but I'm still fairly new to those. I played through all of 1 with the roller and most of 2 with the dualies. If something works well, I don't like changing it up. Although it is fun to experiment.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the 3 Million sales guy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately yes. Impressed you could guess that. Also sorry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're still a gay, but glad you like it.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Surely my team can take the one guy who got behind me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      infuriating

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't tell if my drop in average gold egg deliveries is makin us lose when i'm focusing more on killin the little shits or not

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bloblobber makes me seethe so hard now. That and all the splatlings (except mini) always park their ass at the center of the map and never move, and all they do is shoot at aerofags on my team and spam specials. And every time they win they have the dab emote. Fuck this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long range is king in ranked matches.

      Don't even try to use a brush or roller unless you have invisible ink on that bitch cause the only people you'll manage to kill will be kids.
      Splatoon veterans will kill in a heartbeat and even if you ate good, rollers and brushes can be pushed back and overwhelmed very easily.

      They ate very situational weapons

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't people handle randomness

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0.8
      Jesus Christ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0.8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0.8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0.8

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i notice if there is even one guy not moving for the first 5 seconds painting over key points of the map, we fuckin lose hard.
    these fuckin timmies will paint a base over every pixel in the matter of 30s-1m but don't bother painting in this mode.
    fucking christ playin on the weekends sucks

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips to be a little helpful? I have lost so many matches I don't know what I am doing wrong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't waste time
      waste more of your opponents' time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just b urself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        T-thanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a short range weapon you need to be more sneaky and approach from different angles (if possible, some levels only have ONE chokepoint with no flanking options). Use your sub weapons. Understand how to use your special and when to use it. Also depends on the mode you're playing. If it's Turf Wars, kills aren't as important. The last 30 seconds of the match is extremely important, dont get wiped. Focus on staying alive and just spreading turf.

      In the ranked modes you often need to take out a few enemy team members before you can push the objective.

      If you see a territory is full of enemy ink, assume someone's hiding in it. Use your map, dont superjump to people who clearly exchanging ink with the enemy. Control the turf and it makes everything easier.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >101k for a single sticker
    Sure, it's a holo sticker but god damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got damn yo ass is broke
      Get on EBT now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I keep spending my cash on upgrading gear and ordering gear
        Also spent 76k on a Rainmaker decoration a few days ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, thats that shit sticker price?
      i got it from the capsules, it looks way darker once in the locker, its barely glossy/shiny

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing a Flyfish with the Explosher is the most satisfying thing of all time.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got a sick ass satin jacket from the shop
    >thought it'd change colors depending on the ink
    >it's stuck a shitty dark green/orange
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are white lockers rare or something? They only cost 5k but since getting one I've seen nobody else with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lockers in general seem fairly rare.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How often are random shifts anyway? Is this like a first of the month thing, or are they just... random?

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rainmaker
    >Far away but am still able to pop to Hydra with the help of someone
    >They're right next to it
    >They dont pick it up
    >They just walk on by
    I threw the match immediately when I saw what that gay pulled. Shiverfan, if by chance you're here, youre one stupid fuck. Hope you never rank up again, you chromosome hogging, oil drenched moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you publish your low-rank blog in English, by any chance?

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the default weapon is the best weapon in the game
    why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love me jr

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        luv me bombs
        luv me bubbler
        luv me ink
        simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great special for supporting and engaging

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      two bombs. good special. good turf spreader. light and fast traveling.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the standard that everything else is balanced around jack of all trades.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Putting the shield special on it was the best move, but it FUCKS tower control so hard

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY FUCKING GOD SPAWNING GROUNDS AT HIGH TIDE WAS NEVER THIS FUCKING BAD BEFORE IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SALMON RUN HARDER AT LEAST REBALANCE THE MAPS AROUND IT LIKE LITERALLY YOU IMMEDIATELY GET OVERWHELMED AND YOU CAN'T MOVE FUCKING ANYWHERE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high tide
      >manage to have roller
      >just roll over all the enemies
      GG2EZ...
      >high tide
      >splattim gets the roller
      >flinging ink everywhere and dies to the first spawn
      I absolutely hate my teammates in this game. Why do I have the most salmon eggs, regular eggs, and revives with shit weapons? I watch people jump for the salmon eggs and die because there's already a horde there. Help with fucking crowd control first!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're just lagging wait until round two when you start to get their inputs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better yet, none of us can pick up the eggs and then get "communication error". Its my favorite feature.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I watch people jump for the salmon eggs and die because there's already a horde there. Help with fucking crowd control first!
        I'm always forced to be the chum janny because after killing the first boss of a wave, all my teammates dive in to get the eggs without thinking twice about their surroundings. So I have to cover their asses so they can get out alive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is my job 75% of the time. The other 25% is juggling the remaining bosses aggroing me while my team barely makes it back with their eggs.

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatlings feels like garbage in SR

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people have been memeing about this, but did they make SR harder? Was PF+3 this morning, at +1 right now. Half my games can’t get past the first fucking round. Is this all a skill issue? Or is there any proof of this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the random weapon shift has increased enemy spawns, the unique music it has combined with the fact that every single wave i've had has been an absolute clusterfuck makes me think i'm right about this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the weapon randomness making your team imbalanced
      Or just bad players not knowing how some of the weapons work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      It depends on the time of day, shifts that start at 4AM EST are fine since well Little Timmy is in bed.

      This being a weekend shift, starting at noon, with a new hat unlock and being the first random weapon rotation was a perfect storm of shit.

      &

      See [...]

      But to add to that you also had people hyping up this as the first random rotation on yotube with click bait videos so yeah the SR player base right now is absolute GARBAGE.

      In short right now the player base for several reasons has become absolute Timmy overstocked to the point even simple shit can cause a wipe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timmies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're losing consistently with different teams, maybe the problem is you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm always top player, so nah.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, it certainly feels harder to me, but maybe it's my teammates who aren't good at killing things so it feels like we get overwhelmed easily, plus the randomized weapons, plus high tide Spawning Grounds.

      I just remember in Splatoon 2 it was almost impossible to drop in rank because you always get to wave 3 at least before wiping.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 4 new Bosses are still being learned about and developing strats against them, and they buffed normal salmonids to do more damage, 2 shots in most cases. That and I feel the overall skill level has dropped dramatically because Splatoon 3 is more popular than Splatoon 2 due to increased install base and the lack of fuckall 1st party Nintendo games as of late. So its a bit of a mix of everything really. When I played Salmon Run in 2 I never had any major issues, usually if I wiped it was at Wave 3, and nobody died to shit like goldflies or grillers. I also feel like the weapon rotations were more fair and consistent back then. The amount of utter shit Grizz has been supplying us with since launch is downright abysmal. And thats not even getting into the Cohozuna, which I guaran-fucking-tee you was not playtested at all whatsoever prior to launch. They rushed this shit out despite all the delays and its so obvious based on how poorly they explain how to kill Cohozuna for newcomers, and drowning the field with bosses WHILE his fat ass takes up half of all the tiny ass stages, making it so he sits on top of eggs and bosses, and even noclipping you out of boundaries at times. All of this, and you get jackshit for scales no matter how you perform. Its not a total loss, the mode is still fun with competent mates, but its been a shitshow all in all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tricolor being an absolute shit show also lends to that whole "rushed and not tested" vibe going on.

        The fact they need three extra months to figure out a fix for December really shows how much it was pushed out the door early.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > And thats not even getting into the Cohozuna, which I guaran-fucking-tee you was not playtested at all whatsoever prior to launch.

        He’s REALLY not that hard to kill with a good team. I’ve killed him like 5 times in the past few days. You just need a bit of luck too.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else is lazy bum is SR?
    sometimes I pick 0 eggs and we still
    I love being carried

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE PLAYED OVER 500 ROUNDS OF SALMON RUN AND HAVE NEVER ONCE BEATED THE GOLDIE ROUND YES MAYBE IM SHIT BUT FUCKING NERF THIS ROUND JESUS FUCK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... I sure hope you mean the Goldfly round and not the Goldie round.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started this rotation and I’ve gotten high tide 5/6 waves.
    Holy fuck random rotations weren’t this bad in 2, what happened?

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ignore the rank up battles in series and just keep doing open instead what happens? I just accrue a surplus of rank up points?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just accrue a surplus of rank up points?
      it doesn't matter because losing your rank up sets your points to an amount.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow fuck

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this rigged game so much with its shitty ranked match and awful runs

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First time having three losses with no wins in anarchy series
    Jesus fucking Christ. Absolute worst games I've ever had. I hate Shipyard.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mid wave 3
    >comm error
    >-20 points
    jesus fucking christ nintendo

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So nobody is still looking forward to Big Run after Cohozuna and how badly they fucked random shifts right.

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha lol communication error
    i know you were just about to win but communication error
    it's a lose :^)
    actually, you lose. it was a communication error haha, lol!

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP GIVINGE ME BLASTERS FOR CHRISTS SAKE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take them off your hands. If I get another Umbrella I'm going to throw my Switch out of my window.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST learned right now that there was a Smash Bros splatfest, wtf!!

    I really regret getting my Switch in 2019 and not 2017 or at least 2018

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally left playing alone and the other team has 2 players left
    HELLO?!? What shitty servers

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always wanted to make a Splatoon redraw of this.
    Any suggestions before I keep going?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could fill the passenger side with golden eggs.
      Besides that it's lookin' good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice work, maybe a ringed squid yelling for help in the background or a flyer with a stack of eggs

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, after torturing myself with Salmon Run all day, playing ranked feels outright relaxing. What kind of madman thought it was a good idea to make SR even harder than it already is

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The grizzco bow is not Bad if you're using it as support instaed of doing damage

    It can turf a huge area with a single move, perfect when in a high tide fishsticks and steel eels cover all the place

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kills Griller quickly

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides challenging oneself is there any benefit / rewards from playing beyond profeshional? like I know I would get my 1.2k points super fast but even then that means running SR less times but I like to run it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More ability chunks which usually take forever to grind

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spawning Grounds - Attack of the Saiyans arc
    Me = Piccolo
    My team = Krillin, Gohan (10 years old), Tien (Disconnected)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc.

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumb fucks kept saying the options to mix weapons with specials/subs is for 'balance'
    >Meanwhile this fucking shit can happen in a ranked game
    Face it; they were fucking lazy and give no fucks about the balance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the problem here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can cover the ENTIRE OBJECTIVE
        >totally fine
        Fuck off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you've got a point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Retard rushes the bubble, shoots the shield for no reason, doesn’t shoot top, falls off ledge and dies to a roller who wasn’t even in it

      Yeah man it’s totally the game’s fault you’re shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice C footage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could have used the black block to jump right on top of the tower instead of slowly walking at it from below. Or just wait out the Bubbler as its duration is only half as long when placed on the tower. also
      >Aerospray in ranked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if this wasn’t the gameplay footage of a mentally handicapped individual, what does this have to do with sub/special combos?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most skilled sticks player

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's using Aerospray in ranked, unironically

      If this is bait, then its truly magical. Kudos anon. I might be inspired to make a webm of my own for (You)s

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s using sticks too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use aerospray in ranked, just not in TC and SZ

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like SZ is the one mode you might be able to justify it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really see it working in SZ but who knows

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s using sticks too

          Gay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can cheeto woomy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone say cheetos? Love me some Shiver.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bags says crunchy
                >is eating puffy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                A bandit must always keep you guessing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never trust anyone who eats Flamin Hot Cheetos

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd trust Shiver any day.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd trust Shiver to make me her abiding servant and threaten to have Master Mega eat me if I act out of line

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Underneath that "cool/cold" attitude, she wants to be dominated. Just look at that face, that tongue. Would throat fuck her so hard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haha what if shiver bites your bepis

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most women are bad at head the first few times they do. I'll give her a mouth piece and train her gag reflexes. I'll break her in for myself. Yall can have Frye.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When you show her your new OLED Switch

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice to see her vent out her insecurities from time to time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shiver eternally seethes
                now I just wanna to see her lose

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the point of posting this clip? Do you have a humiliation fetish?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aerospray
      >stick controls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he actually turned off gyro
      >aerospray
      >in ranked
      lmao dude are you serious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most powerful stick camera user

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im weird and play SR on sticks but i only ONLY play ranked with motion controls, you are a damn fool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >These are the people who call you "sweaty"

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Object Shredder
    >Splatling
    Oh that’s a cute crab tank you’ve got the—oop, where’d it go?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OBJECT SHREDDER is actually usefull now because damn near every special is an item now!

      Fucking dumb but at least it gives a use for it now because object shredder was useless in splatoon 2.
      I actually made a brush build with ir

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >object shredder was useless in splatoon 2.
        >Object shredder
        >Useless
        >In ink armor meta
        bro u wot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because object shredder was useless in splatoon 2
        spoken like a true C- player
        why do you people just say random shit you know nothing about

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I learned that fucking maws can eat you while riding the crab tank

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 SR games played
    >Only got aerospray once
    >Everyone get at least one grizzco bow per run

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone like that new Grizzco tri stringer? it feels awful to use, does it have any pros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a charged jump shot one taps just about anything. The normal quick charge shot clears the entire field. It just takes some practice, but it's god tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You uh can kill a Stinger in one shot if you jump.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t, it feels like it has the same ink consumption issues as the grizzco charger and slosher without any of the overwhelming power.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels amazing for the first 30 seconds of the round.
      Then when you're getting swarmed you run into how ink-hungry it is and you just want to die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s really strong, my issue is it overkills way too hard for how much ink it uses. If it pierced or used half as much ink it’d be amazing. Right now the only time I’d be super happy to get it is against cohozuna.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay. Not bad but not good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing 2 steelheads in a single charged shot with it sold me on the weapon completely. It uses way too much ink, but the damage on its charged shots is absolutely nuts. Never had it in the training room so i couldn't tell you the exact number sadly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do because i don't suck at the game, bow is great, stay dogshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only need the level 1 charge for non-bosses. If you're going for full charge you're probably aiming at something you should be using the vertical shot for.

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to use gyro
    I'm not gonna play one gorillion hours or aim to be X ranked
    I'm not gonna get used to something I'll only use in this game
    Thanks for reading, I'll be sure to ruin your splatfest matches

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im gonna play bad and refuse to get better
      >im gonna argue the opposite by posting myself playing bad online
      glad I won't see you in my ranked battles

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even the webm guy
        Enjoy your day, squid

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you be? I assume Splatoon has more than one shitter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          will do, good luck with your aim

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make timmys look like splatgods.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grubhead btw

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THATS THE HispanicE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy Parodius/Solatoon crossover game when

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://splatoon3.ink/

    Finally they added the salmon run rotations not just the splatnet gear

    Goodbye checking my phone

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got the gold Harmony badge
    That was much sooner than expected

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't be able to play till tomorrow someone tell me what the ? ? ? ? Salmon Run rotation is. Is it actually random weapons or something else?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Random weapons with a chance for special grizzco™ stringers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best S rank player

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so glowflies is an autoloss with randoms, got it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not always. We've survived a few with a half assed wall clinging technique. I think that's how most people survive.

      In the previous game I would have teams that would take it out "traditional" style and all huddle up together and all unleash fire, which usually works. But these days everyone just runs in different directions like retards.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This way
        >This way
        >This way
        >No one comes this way
        >Everyone dies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't be there is literally no pause between enemy spawns. You run out of ink but they don't run out of bodies. You have to jump back and forth between two high spots now to stall for ink and eggs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is weird how there is no breaks anymore, shit seems bugged. I have a feeling there's going to be a few adjustments in a patch down the road. Until then we suffer and use cheese strats.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            With all the telemetry they have access to (eg. Splatnet) I'm sure they can see the clear rate for glowflies. I'm sure it's <10%.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its because salmonoids in general were buffed so if they tap you even 1 more time now you get melted

            Glowflies and fodder salmon were not THIS insane in splat 2

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              how many hits did it take chums to fuck you like this?
              takes like maybe 3 hits but its easy to get down to 1 hit with ink shit and multiples and fast attack wind up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can, just manage your ink and use your special if nevessary. There is enough output to take care of it unless you get totally fucked on weapons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, you're just bad. Grillers are worse than Glowflies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grillers are worse than Glowflies.

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranked system blows monkey cocks. 2's was so much better.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two of us get Bamboozler
    >Another gets hydra
    >Last one gets aerospray

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 runs just to finish daily
    >winning run was high tide perma 3 flyfish spawning
    >forced to do king with carbon roller and high tide

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is wrong with people today? It's like everyone decided to shut their brain off. Salmon Run is unplayable. Fuckers can't even kill a single boss. No one use their supers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has been discussed several times in the thread but in short there is a Timmy explosion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How late do Timbos stay up these days? Im gonna give it another few minutes before I try. Earlier this afternoon was pain. I expect more pain so it's all good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Saturday so it depends how lax their parents are.

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try charger
    >3 kills total across 2 games
    I don't think this weapon is for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one weapon that requires a fuck ton of practice with honestly not that great of a payout. But if you CAN master it you can be splatting mothers left and right, giving your team a special edge, but it also needs the right support. Still, some really skilled snipers can wipe a team of timmies in a few seconds flat.

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After reading up on some lore I think there might actually be a case for fish evolving into mermaids.

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck am I supposed to use the bamboozler in SR?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shoot shit and full charge every time unless you have a ton of smallfries incoming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charged shots pierce. Not that it’s easy but that helps deal with mooks

      i am so sick of facing guaranteed losses due to 1 person on the enemy team having more range than anybody else while being telepathic at the same time.

      >Opponent is better than you
      >Get mad about it
      I guess at least this is more honest than most bitching posts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Bamboozler the only charger that doesn't have piercing charged shots? I remember being surprised about that when it was on rotation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get outranged by a factor of 4
        >no way to get anywhere close
        how do you counter that shit?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Normally you'd flank, but since most S3 maps are straight lines you rarely get the chance. Best you can do is spam subs or dick around until your special is charged, Overwatch style

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont have time for any of that shit, also why the fuck is the bigass shield allowed to move with the tower? this is horseshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill trash
      thats all

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >match is 2 seconds from ending
    >connection error has occurred

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am so sick of facing guaranteed losses due to 1 person on the enemy team having more range than anybody else while being telepathic at the same time.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me why they got rid of League battles, where all the squads could fight other squads and not shit up solo queue?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      League is confirmed to be coming, no idea why it didn’t launch with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well you see Gato-san, making a game is very, very hard. The coronavirus made making games VERY hard for the japanese, please understand.

      We are all betatesting this rushed game for the privilege of 59.99, plus tax. New updates in December who is HYPE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open and solo queue are separate modes, wtf are you talking about

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anarchy Open is solo queue, but the problem is that the only way to guarantee not to get matched up with premades is to go into Series, whereas in 2 this was not a problem, because League existed. It's good that League is confirmed, but it's not good for players who don't want to play Series or risk getting fucked by squads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open is the new League, Series is now Solo queue

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye sistas...we are getting super mogged by Shiver with all this fanart and we lost HARD in the splatfest, what gives?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely feel bad for you, the furries claimed Frye with a vengeance and post nothing but vore in the plaza. Post cute Frye pics to balance it out, bros.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm positive the furfag posts were agent provacateurs from Gear

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've grown to like Frye. She's cute in her own way. But it doesn't help she sits right next to Shiver all the time.
      Can't help but constantly compare the 2.

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how retard timmies can't kill fucking shit both in turf and salmon. Why so many retards that clearly never played previous games even bought this one?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why so many retards that clearly never played previous games even bought this one?
      It's become one of Nintendo's flagship titles and zoomies always get FOMO over new games. It's not exactly like you need to play the previous games to jump into the new ones.

      I think part of the problem is the gap in difficulty between a mode like Turf Wars and the higher ranks of Salmon Run. From what I can tell they've made it way too easy for people to get into the higher ranks. The matchmaking is kinda retarded too.

      Give it some time, the newbs will either git gud or lose interest. More people will start to figure out the modes and stuff but honestly the game can have a bit of a steep learning curve with how competitive it can get, and how gyro controls seem to filter so many people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just need to bring back the thing 2 had where every 100 levels of EVP you’d reset back to the nearest 100, always resetting back to 40 and having to deal with timmies who got carried there is bullshit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is no and never was any matchmaking around the rank number. You will match with fresh carried timmy whether you are 40 or 999

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so bad about Spawning Pool?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costs 200 minerals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grates in high tide

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Inklings so hot? I can't take it.

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >team takes its sweet time base painting mahi mahi and hammerhead
    why do they do this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they read some post in the plaza that said "INK UR BASE!!!" and it's safe there and they were told all they needed to do was spread ink.

      What Timmies don't understand is that it's fucking war out there. I saw a commercial for Splatoon 3 and it was basically like "doesn't matter what you do, just make a mess!". It's misleading. It's pure hell out there. Timmies getting slaughtered left and right.

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >edition
    kek nice general

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah we're based like that. We let the Splachudies have their own general over on /vg/.

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose the king by one hit because the two guys that could clear little shit did literally nothing when two of us had grizzco stringers so there were 3 fishsticks alive the entire time

    I fucking hate this mode so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh someone will take care of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 stringers
      >timing out
      you are just as bad as the other 2 retards

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to make it so you need a minimum amount of power eggs to get any reward at all. Seeing the guy with the best clearing weapon die because he decided 3 smallfry weren't important enough to kill because lol they are small what are they gonna do is fucking infuriating.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm tellin you man, some retard content creator needs to make a PSA and say KILL THE TRASH and that it's just as important to kill as the bosses
      literally a ton of eggs near the basket and they can't turn em in because there is a mosh pit of fuckin chums everywhere and they just don't feel like shooting

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Timmy plays every mode except for turf war as it were turf war.
    >Timmy plays turf war as it were team deathmatch

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Slammin Lids park over water so when you're standing on them when they go down you die instantly?

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck are glowflies near impossible to beat?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      knockback is worse, they do more, and quicker windup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buffed Chums.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chums are stronger and there’s less breaks between waves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont even know how they expect people to collect eggs during this mayhem because at any second collecting they could turn on you

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerospray is the Pyro class of Splatoon. There, I said it.

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First Splatoon game
    When do the devs make big sweeping balance changes? Only when a new season rolls over?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon has always been pretty much perfect and rarely gets balance changes, but I suspect with 3 they're going to be doing a lot of it pretty soon. A lot of things in the game are still "fun", but it's like they changed a lot of things and didn't test it at all which is kind of surprising because the games are usually very well testes and polished.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Splatoon has always been pretty much perfect
        Hahaha, funny joke anon.
        If you don’t mind me I’m going to look at some launch splatoon 2 tournaments with triple tri slosher and rapid blaster.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean more like it's as balanced as they want to make it and you just deal with it. Most of the balance changes happen between games unless they really overlooked something severe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are trying out the seasonal system in this game.
      First balance patch was already announced to be in the middle of the season (so middle of this month) and the next season coming early December will likely be them adding more weapons and the like.

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have ten king salmon beaten
    >no badge
    What the fuck? Where is it?

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >barely get through wave 3, win screen
    >timmies start spamming their specials
    jesus fucking christ idiots use them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      legit had a guy not use a fuckin wavebreaker(the best one) during wave 3 close to quota to revive all of us.
      thank god for the app but it makes me seethe to check and see who even used them

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Big Run is only happening because Mr.Grizz is Kars'd in space, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Grizz blew the fuck up like new years fireworks. He's fucking deader than disco and the psp.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you. My psp still lives.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can see him floating around in the credits, he's not dead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a corpse.

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >team consist of:
    >Tetra dualies
    >Jet squelcher
    >tri stringer
    >undercover brella
    we really wanted to lose huh, the no splats squad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the Tetra user will confuse the enemy team by darting around like an annoying fly.

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is everything made in the past bad guys now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judd doesn't seem evil to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Grizz wasn't evil. He just wanted to go back

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep losing cause randoms just want to super jump to me when it CLEARLY shows there's enemies on my body
    it gets super tiring sometimes. wish i could deny them the spawn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you tell from the map? just ink being sprayed by the enemy team?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That and if you've damaged an enemy then they show up on the map for some time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        their icons will show up on the map when damaged

  147. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck yes got my fourteenth Cohozuna kill. I love the crab tank so god damn much.
    >gets 8 bronze and three silver
    Nice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You lie. I don't believe you. No one can beat wave 3 today.

  148. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where new bread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Communication error.

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