Splatoon 3

Salmon Run Hell Edition

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a guide for SR unlocks? Because I don't particularly like anything that's currently in store and being forced to be a consoomer to get more shit is fucking retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SR unlocks like the hats? Just get to 1200 points total, and the points space out about 200-400 pts between rewards after certain milestone points.

      at level 20 the fashion stores open up to all the types of clothes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spend 100 bronze and 10 silver for the first store expanion, 300 bronze, 40 silver and 4 gold for the second.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it you will get enough to get everything eventually and they may end up adding more

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced to waste scales just to see what the next rewards even are before you can buy them
      >have to pay extra if you don't like the first colored suits
      >all the decorations are green figurines that you can barely tell what some of them are due to the lack of contrast and detail
      >a bunch of samey looking stickers, except some cost way more for some reason, same thing with the banners
      I had assumed at first the rewards would be stuff like the salmon balloon you can buy in the normal shop, or the chum bobblehead you get from the current catalog, but it's mostly just a bunch of crap that isn't worth the grind to randomly get the scales you need. Hopefully later they add more interesting rewards, or some way to spend your scales on cash, tickets or vouchers for gacha rolls instead.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already passed 1200 points long ago, but I'm still going. I MUST HAVE MORE SCALES.

    That and I've lost several Ranks, I gotta try and get those back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are not climbing back up in this nightmare shift. Cut your loses.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the Japanese fans are complaining about the state of SR as much as the west. Nintendo actually listens to them (hence Tricolor being nerfed into almost non-existence).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what Japanese fans think of the game as a whole. I know a lot of them are complaining about how many bugs there are compared to 1 and 2.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow japanese fans are vocal about the new salmon run and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way everyone is de-ranking like last game and the whole random weapon rotation. I guess they were holding out hope for a good playerbase. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the gamemode changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based nips. We know sure as hell they're not gonna listen to us gaijins, so i'm glad it's not just us. I think they will listen to them. It's just clear this shit was rushed out and suffered development issues and they felt they can just clean it up later like they always do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do they think about the campaign?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based nips. We know sure as hell they're not gonna listen to us gaijins, so i'm glad it's not just us. I think they will listen to them. It's just clear this shit was rushed out and suffered development issues and they felt they can just clean it up later like they always do.

        it's a fuckin shame they need the japs to speak up to really confirm that these issues are fuckin real and it's not even a skill issue as there are a tons of tiny bullshit that gets glued together as one huge turd of things that need tiny micro tweaks

        can't even pin it at flyfishes causing all of this. it's really the fuckin numbers are fucked up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The data from our matches gets fed back to the developers. I'm sure they have all sorts of little metrics and analysis that can summarize the data pretty easy and implement those same techniques for splatfests and things of that such.

          Even if no one spoke up, they would have had the data that showed the average wave completion for each shift this time around. But fans being vocal definitely seems to get the point across better than the data by itself, so Im glad they're speaking up. Isn't Splat 3 like the fastest selling game ever in Japan? They'll definitely take it into consideration. They got a lot of cleaning up to do over at the squid research labs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            very good post. i can see difficulty being part of the retention plan like the good ol nes days of hard shit to keep your occupied so you dont "beat" the game in a couple hours easily.
            but when japanese speak out and are displeased with your product, they are happy to listen to this feedback more and that it's shit and they are not happy with it.

            god i hope some fixes happen and i'm curious what and how hard they do it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the amount of people who are replying seriously to the SNK pasta is hilarious tbh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play SNK games so why would I know

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not that SNK but the shittier one

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, that's even lamer

              >ITS THE TIMMIES FAULT, NOT MINE!!!!
              Anon...if you weren't a timmy you would win.

              This isn't a 1v1 deathmatch game, it's a 4v4 team game, it doesn't matter how good you are if all your teammates huff paint for a living

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOO ITS MY TEAM
                Spoken like a true timmy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the amount of people who are replying seriously to the SNK pasta is hilarious tbh

        Probably because the autism for that has been mostly on /a/, though I didn't frequent Ganker that much during that shit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip: if you're under 40/99 exp for your current rank in SR, you'll reset to 40 in the next rotation.
    Keep this in mind if you're close to deranking but don't want to risk it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >profresh +3 30/99
      sounds good. ill reclaim my VP next rotation r-right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >E-liter soon
        >Hydra on fucking spawning grounds
        Lil Judd? More like lil shit, fuck this stupid cat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, how the fuck do I use the Luna Blaster?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its like any blaster just with the shortest fuckin range possible. a shotgun really. so you are limited to certain boss duties or chum duty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how this works. I stopped playing at 95 one day thinking I could rank up the next time I played, but the next time I was at 60, then the time after that I was at 40. Do you go down 20 points until you get to 40 with each cycle or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You always get reset to 40 in your current rank, up or down.

        For example

        >profresh +3 30/99
        sounds good. ill reclaim my VP next rotation r-right?

        can bomb one more shift first wave and he'd still be at Pro+3 40 tomorrow despite ending on 10.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait, that's right. I always started at 40. Wish I would've keep playing when I stopped at 95 that one time.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait so anything past VP is pointless

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Besides badges, pretty much. I mean you get more points so if you really need to farm chunks off gear that's a boon at least.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get rolled the Dynamo
    >Glowflies wave
    >"Oh boy oh boy it's my time to shine"
    >Spam "This way!" and put down the roller next to the basket
    >Teammates don't get the picture
    >Slowly run out of ink because the Dynamo is a resource hog and I still need my teammates to thin the horde while I dive down to rehen ink, as standing still doesn't restore it a lot
    >Salmonids get behind me because lmao fuck you we're not gonna beeline into your roller
    >Die
    >That's a wrap!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope the Timmies fuck off after random rotation is done.

      I might actually do next shift in the morning before work while they're asleep at this rate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is responsible for making timmies think it's ever a good idea to hide on the walls? I see retards on here telling people saying that too. It's like they want to be forever stuck in pro hell. glowflies on this map should be easy mode

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the trick to dive down when shit gets too hairy so the mass of little shits tries to path a new way to your new position and then go back up so they have to redo their path again?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO! you always stick together right on the basket and fire in volleys and only go to eggs that are on the basket level. moving the goldies/eggs away from the basket fucks your team. If your team is getting overwhelmed you can pop specials to bail you out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All three retards on my team did this and made ALL the eggs spawn down there, but none of them got off the wall to grab them, even when they weren't targeted. Suddenly I'm the target, with the Grizz bow, and die instantly, with them just.. clinging to the wall still. People listen to ONE advice that's spammed and never think for themselves. Also had someone get the explosher and completely ignore the three flyfish and instead opted trying to hit the little fish stick shits.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also had someone get the explosher and completely ignore the three flyfish and instead opted trying to hit the little fish stick shits.
            Shit like this pisses me off so much. Don't even try to kill Fish Sticks if your weapon isn't suited for it, you're just wasting time. Watching chargers shoot up at them for 20 seconds instead of targeting steelheads or blasting through the long line of cohocks overrunning the area is just painful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the best way to do it if you have bad weapons.
        Here's a team of randos at Hazard Level Max doing it.

        ?t=21
        The trick is to bounce back and forth between the safe wall and a place where you can manipulate pathing.

        Isn't the trick to dive down when shit gets too hairy so the mass of little shits tries to path a new way to your new position and then go back up so they have to redo their path again?

        Probably not because spawning grounds is ass and the chums tend to drop off the path onto you instead of pathing around like they're supposed to.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guy filming is so bad. Look at the final results, he was carried by Japs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a really good strategy on the other two maps because the others have the high ground safe from the swarm and can safely jump onto that wall if they end up with the glow flies, and the eggs spawn relatively close to the basket. The strategy is shit on Spawning Grounds because the best wall for it is opposite the basket so while it's relatively safe you can't reliably deliver the eggs. Just another point against Spawning Grounds for being the worst map.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one on the left is built for me, but needs to be smaller and flatter.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >52 user on my team went 1/8
    that's the entire point of your weapon and you failed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to do after alterna
    >have 0 interest in grinding attempts on that fucking rail section
    goddam the "easy" ones were bad enough. i don't even like the look of the badge you get for it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate timmies

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eggs clipping into the geometry
    >eggs suddenly becoming ungrabbable
    >salmonids randomly not animating
    >egg throwing animation randomly slowing down to a crawl
    >disappearing UI elements
    >disappearing player models
    >players permanently getting stuck in the sky randomly when a new wave starts
    How long did they playtest SR for? An hour?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rushed game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given both how buggy Mudmouths (and to an extent Cohozuna with him clipping players out of bounds) I don't think much testing at all. Glowflies being so much more difficult now due to the trash mob buffs might mean they didn't test it much. And there's lots of unfinished or unused SR assets in the game.

      Tricolor also was quite clearly not tested so its not just SR.

      Its quite apparent the game was very much rushed out the door.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How long did they playtest SR for?
      I'm convinced they didn't test it at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve played like 200 rounds of SR so far, literally never noticed a single thing you listed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today I will remind them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus i wish we could watch SR replays. this is infuriating to watch despite the videos intention on the egg bullshit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soon, the terminal is already in the shooting range

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tested it like a modern AAA game, where they just got to the "it doesn't crash (as much)" part to release it then was left with a big list of shit to fix in later patches

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought the game and waiting for it to update. Is Salmon Run playable offline by myself? I love Horde mode game modes and Salmon Run looks right up my fucking alley

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >offline
      >Splatoon
      If you just bought it for single player you might as well refund it. Alterna is fun and all, but the vast, vast majority of the game is multiplayer, Salmon Run included.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. You wouldn't want to anyways, you'd be murdered seven ways to next Sunday by yourself.

      Timmy may be a liability 90% of the time, but sometimes he might actually do something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is absolutely not worth it if you aren't going to play online. you might technically be able to play SR solo in a private room by yourself but i have no idea what that's like, it's definitely balanced around have four people with different weapon types

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you have 2 switches and 2 copies of the game then yes you could play by yourself at the shoal

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do with a dynamo roller against stinger?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pray you have a teammate with a weapon that can deal with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/rainy9236/status/1572918928036499457

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Throw splat bombs.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what weapon emits the most gayry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dualies of any kind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sloshing machine and reeflux

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gag Reflex.

      The gag reflex is from sucking too much cock.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sloshing machine and reeflux

        Oh, what was that, you want me to shove MORE missiles up your ass? No problem gay, here's another volley!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reeflux

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dualies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guys, BIG RUN IS COMING!

      Also, Salmon Run Amiibo when?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When is big run? Will big runs and splatfests both still occur within a given month, or will it only ever be one or the other?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We don't know. There's very little data about it in the code at all even. Even less than the other unfinished SR assets/modes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chargers with all lower case names

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      chargers, buckets, tetra missile gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      REEF-LUX. All it does is make sure no one can have any fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerospray MG, because it's low IQ timmies who think they can cheese turf war by just painting everything and trying to force reef slider kills

      Bloblobber, because desperate tryhard retards just spam and pray the bubbles do something and lock off areas linearly, they're like wannabe chargers except they pretend chargers are beneath them

      Reeflux, gays who think farming for 12 tenta missiles per match is a viable strategy and cant aim for shit/are too pussy to engage in CQC

      Ink and Octobrush. Imbecilic mongrels who cant aim for shit and just hope they can outflank by running behind and mashing ZR like a spastic caveman trying to get an insta delete, not realizing they will get carpal tunnel soon and fuck up their mongrel hands

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        , gays who think farming for 12 tenta missiles per match is a viable strategy and cant aim for shit/are too pussy to engage in CQC
        Reeflux main here. I'm not like the other pussies. I don't press the offensive with my weapon, but people who try and corner me often get fucked up. Curling bombs are also based and very useful. I practice doing the aerial shot. It's almost like a little squiffer if you can get it right. Close range it's alright for killing but not that reliable, but it's ability to turf so quickly allows you to get out of dicey situations where you're surrounded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A half charge shot + tap shot or 2 also kills reliably. You have more leniency when strafing 1v1 vs a shooter because the 3 projectile spread is wider whereas their margin for aiming is much tighter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My problem with tap shots is they have piss poor range. Half charge is decent, but tap is only good if you're hugging the guy. Full charge at optimum range is what you want. And you can actually harass people decently well that way. Do you ever swim with the charge? That seems pretty useful for climbing up ledges and stuff.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It charges so fast that I honestly forget it has that charge hold feature while swimming sometimes, although I guess you can make a case for it comboing really well with a curling bomb throw. I should try implementing that into wallclimbs while trying to take out campers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grug brush. Flank you! Finger not hurt. Coomer grug finger strong!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek I will play some matches with Octobrush just because of this post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        youre thinking of RSI not carpal tunnel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aerospray MG, because it's low IQ timmies who think they can cheese turf war by just painting everything and trying to force reef slider kills
        Aerospray is one of the best weapons in turf wars simply because of how much and fast it paints.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aerospray is completely outlcassed by REEF-LUX 450. Better inkage, better kill power, better special

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Better inkage
            Wrong

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's true which is why money farmers use the reef over the aero when making matches. You can get 13-15kp a game with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one mentioned my weapon

      Phew

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are people ranking Catalog so fast? I'm barely 30 levels in and some folks have already completed it over 4 times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ranked mode. NEETs. Splatfest also had increased experience for catalogue. Dont worry, you've got two more months to complete it. Do a level a day (easy from the huge boost from first win of the day) and play in the next splatfest, EZ.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing literally nonstop. I have a job, so I'm only rank 53 and I mostly don't bother going beyond the first win bonus for it most days.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get almost an entire level just by winning a single match per day, so people who play more are going to level up a lot.
      Then you also had the Splatfest which had 20% more catalog exp.
      I'm at level 115 catalog.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they bring back Tenta Missiles

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single weapon you guys mentioned is constantly spammed in ranked

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 chargers on glowflies
    >both of them are e-liters
    That's a wrap!

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the gif of the close up of the flyfish wiggling around? That's literally me when I play REEFLUX.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks little buddy. Need to kill more of them so I can get my Flyfish badge.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP SPAWNING AT THE CATWALK AREA DURING HIGH TIDE, YOU moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I save my Wail SPECIFICALLY for that event.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    300/1200 quota for the day, this will just not do.
    EVP 10/99. If it's a first round wipe. We derank. We just need to survive one round, only a 10 point deduction. Let's do this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting back. We survived one round. Now 400/1200 quota. I'm not deranking. This rotation is fucked. Good enough, done with this one.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >team of base painters are absolute shitters
    im not shocked anymore
    if that base is painted, we are fuckin losing

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want silver scale for my yellow suit
    >Fail to kill Cohozuna
    >Bronze and gold scales
    Genuinely believe the dev team is made up of one sane person and the rest are a bunch of retarded fucks that have no idea what they're doing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The SR team seems to have really fucked the balance. I don't know whether that was due to incompetence or an actual desire to make things harder, like they thought people were "cheesing" it in Splat2n. Sometimes devs do go full retard like that.

      Cohozuna's random drops make me think its the latter though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The SR team seems to have really fucked the balance. I don't know whether that was due to incompetence or an actual desire to make things harder, like they thought people were "cheesing" it in Splat2n. Sometimes devs do go full retard like that.

      Cohozuna's random drops make me think its the latter though.

      The real reason is that they want you to play/grind the game for YEARS across many coming updates. They don't want people to have infinite win streaks and empty the store after three weeks and fuck off. That's also why rewards max out quickly each shift, they want you to stop and go back to PvP and don't want PvE to cannibalize the PvP playerbase.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hate this shit where every modern shooter wants to monopolize your free time and has a bunch of incentives and mechanics implemented by a crack team of psychologists to try and get you addicted

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, at least they aren't asking $10 for each catalog, knowing damn well every Nintendo shareholder is looking at Activision's literal billions in COD money every few months and wondering why they aren't getting a slice of the action.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then add in new content later like the other modes.

        All this has done is slowly turned people off from playing the mode. You have people that won't even play SR past 1200p now cause they don't want to derank and Cohozuna isn't reliable enough to bother.

        If their intent was to keep people playing the mode, they've already failed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's 3 or 4 different SR modes already confirmed by datamining. There's also Big Run as a Splatfest equivalent, plus of course new and old maps returning to every mode. Just pace yourself until then.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They designed the game bad on purpose
        >For longevity

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's how Activision designs COD and apparently it works

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon run is fucking dogshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get back to work wagie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah
        How is that shit even runing after the bear is dead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone else took over.
          Someone who has a Salmon Run-themed deck in Tableturf. Someone who is now wearing a headset. Someone fuzzy, small, and up to no good.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            and starting trouble in their neighborhood

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Notice any characters wearing headsets that weren’t before? And might have a salmon themed tableturf deck?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dead
          Why do people keep saying this he’s clearly alive in the credits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lil Judd is running it. He starts wearing a headset after you beat the main campaign.

          Also Grizz isn't technically dead, he's just floating around in space.
          Eventually he will stop thinking.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You now realize Lil Judd is the one responsible for allowing salmonids to invade the city for some sinister reason, which gives us Big Run mode.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              THE CODE IS CRACKED THE SQUID SIMULATION IS STARTING TO CRUMBLE

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lil Judd will be responsible for thousands of deaths

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deaths
                Woomies don't die

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they do, it's just that they respawn
                They die permanently if they have no respawn devices to use

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That doujin where a woomy falls in love with Spyke and he eats her

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              All this just because he wants to be the only Match Referee.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dead people don't talk.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not dead, THOUGH.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He not dead

            Anon... it's time to let go... it's not healthy...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bro we blew up Octavio in space! see his floating around he's totally dead
              >NOOOOOO HE CAN'T JUST COME BACK FOR THE SECOND GAME!
              >Okay well now he's DEFINITELY dead right?
              >NOOOOOOOOOO HE CANT JUST BE ALIVE AND JOIN MY SIDE!
              He's not dead bro. You see him floating around in space in the credits. Callie and Marie both allude to how can Grizzco still be running. Yeah there's Lil Judd but trust me, Grizz is still out there. He'll be back.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How did you manage to speedread a videogame

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He not dead

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bang bang bing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I know what you meant. Spawning Grounds + random weapons is fucking cancer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a nice shiver. can i have this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feel free, friend

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    games really FUCKING me with this forced 50/50 shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Timmy's turn to win.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats the girl equivalent of timmy? kimmy?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is the most annoying female name?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amy 🙂

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jenny.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was always partial to little susie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          milly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Timmy (Female)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          emily

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carry harder gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >carrying on mahi mahi or hammerhead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carrying is easy on Mahi Mahi

          Hammerhead requires you to push through the choke so I give you that one is harder. Carry harder anyway.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not a god

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              THEN STRIVE TO BECOME ONE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What forced 50/50?
      lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah eventually you're going to go on a loss streak with randoms to even that out.
        27-18 atm was 30+ and 14 last night.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t winning about half the time over the course of hundreds of matches mean the matchmaking is working

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i shouldn't be paired with fresh Player

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No such thing, git gud.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe they playtested the Booyah Bomb at all.
    This was with Object Shredder equipped.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You actually killed him though, well done. I think splatlings are probably some of the only weapons capable of that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      booyah bomb always had armor like this even back in splat2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missing the point

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another "teammate prematurely disables a Scrapper in the middle of a narrow walkway and falls into the water trying to get around it" episode

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking hell I wish they looked like that in game

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who want SR nerfed are pathetic. Just derank yourself, shitters

    Complaining about Cohozuna drops is reasonable though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I complain about Spawning Grounds? Because I think Spawning Grounds sucks balls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t care if you bitch, asking them to nerf it is retarded though. Use your specials.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          Post your results for this recent rotation.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Absolute dogshit I deranked all the way to profresh part timer, doesn’t mean I need daddy to make it easier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's a good map. the only problem was it was hard to get the basket in 2, but you can throw eggs in now so problem solved

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >egg chuckin makes it somewhat okay where half the level makes it hard to get your ink back on hightide
          hello fellow overachiever

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you should never go to the platform on the grates. the worse that will be stuck there is a flyfish, stinger, drizzler, and ufo, but the drizzler can easily be taken care of from the grates but the others should just be ignored unless you have a special to burn. The fact that you are complaining about it means you have tunnel vision for flyfish and you wonder why after spending 30 seconds trying to kill it you turn around and see the entire map is green and your team is dead and no eggs have been turned in.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the issue is people would rather waste ink being a quarterback and chuckin eggs in the basket instead of helpin to clear the actual shit everywhere including chums, the snot paint, the fishsticks, the vulnerable steel eels etc.
              if these content creators want to give actual advice, they should literally mean PAINT THE BASE in SR because my god there is no room for any error here.

              there has been just as much as a problem of people ignoring chums as there are the flyfishes/bigshots/stingers. and the chums are literally right in front of their face.

              >The fact that you are complaining about it.
              it's more of being pissed at how terrible people are at basic fundamentals of splooptoop and horde modes in general. This Way! has failed me in the communications department more than a fuckin' Booyah.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5 inches away from the basket?
                >chuck that shit squigga!
                >...daaaaamn we wiped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ah shit all these bosses and chums around the basket...i gotta get this egg in
                >KOBE
                >splatted by small fry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post your results for this recent rotation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute dogshit I deranked all the way to profresh part timer, doesn’t mean I need daddy to make it easier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started at +3, got stuck at +2 hell for a while and managed to claw myself back to +3 somehow.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          same. i was VP and now i'm just stuck on profresh 3. thankfully it hasn't gone down more than that and i've managed to squeeze in wave 3s to keep it but fuck me i JUST got promoted from the last rotation

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing chud run

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turf War is the only game mode over played where you can feel like you're getting your ass destroyed or straight dominating, then the results pop up and it's the complete opposite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love it when enemies rush the mid so hard they don't notice me sneak into their base and take a giant ink shit all over it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS THE TIMMIES FAULT, NOT MINE!!!!
    Anon...if you weren't a timmy you would win.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people dodging salmonids on tornado waves then getting splatted
    Unless you have the shittiest weapon of all time, c'mon man

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do i buy yellow or green slopsuit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green, so I can hide the shame that the Salmonids put my character

  36. 2 months ago
    Timmy

    The Aerospray is a fucking great gun, the game is about inking, not killing people. Yes killing others is part of the game and helpful but it is NOT the game. When I ink with my Aerospray I am playing the actual game. If you want to play a shooter play COD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do your homework Timmy.

      • 2 months ago
        Timmy

        I've been done since yesterday, it's how I been able to play Salmon Run so much today!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      When are we getting new maps? already bired of the small number of maps.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a balance patch coming during October, I assume we'll start hearing about new content after that.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I'm actually enjoying a nice match that feels fair and even, there's a communication error that cuts it short and no one gets anything for it.
    Every time I'm getting my face pushed in, the connection is buttery smooth with no problems whatsoever and I have to watch as the enemy team lubes us up for gaping.
    I feel like it's only gotten worse each time they patch the game and claim to have tried to help lessen the communication errors. It's not even any better in Salmon Run where there's a 50% less chance of shit to happen. I just don't get it.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the amount of gold you get only determined by win/losses?
    there some formula here with how much points/painted+win/loss?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll do double exp for the catalog when we near the end of the battle pass season in November, I just got the game and there's no way I'm going to be able to hit level 100 by 11/30, considering I only have the weekend to play.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get 1.2x catalogue exp during splatfest. you get win of the day exp bonus which is pretty much almost a level(7500xp)
      i dunno man just pace yourself and do some math.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He can't play 10 minutes at night time
        You just have to win once, there's your daily level for the day. You have two months.

        Oh I didn't know that, I've only done turf war to get some money to buy some gear. The exp rate seemed really slow, but they were 3 minute matches so maybe I'll get more in anarchy ranked battles?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it can be any mode. Turf, Salmon, Ranked. They all give you a huge boost in your first win for the day, but only that first win. The day changes at 8:00pm EST just so you know, that's when the shops change their stock as well. Basically just make sure you win at least one Turf War a day and you'll be fine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          catalogue exp seems to go by way faster than just levels.
          yeah anarchy gives more. and SR gives catalogue exp too.
          i played splatoon kinda rigorously 1 week after release when i got it and i'm level 99 catalogue just from daily playing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He can't play 10 minutes at night time
      You just have to win once, there's your daily level for the day. You have two months.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even ten minutes, it's three minutes per turf war.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In SR last month's hat is now showing up as a gacha reward (within SR rewards). Maybe they'll put previous catalog content into store rotations and the gacha machine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      win once per day, that's already a full level
      then you have the splatfests with their 20% extra xp
      there's more than enough time left

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congyes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I told myself I wouldn't Booyah back because I hate my team but I still Booyah'd back even though they didnt deserve it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like having to aim, I just want to stand at a chokepoint and lob blobs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive 100%ed the single player and ive not touched any of the online modes yet

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing well in turf
    >Having fun with the game
    >About 65-35 win rate
    >People get good kills on me, but my team always back me up
    >Wins are within 10%, hard fought by both teams
    >This is what splatoon is supposed to be
    >~* S T A G E R O T A T I O N*~
    >Suddenly losing every round
    >Flick snipers/squiffers that never miss, tryhards dodging all around, everybody on the opposing team goes 10-2 while I go 6-3 and the rest of my "team" goes 1-6
    >End up with a streak of 12 games where the win rate is 1-11 (9.09% win rate)

    I am. So. Angry. What in the good fuck happened? The Splatoon gods gave the bogs a call and they dumped it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >11 new posts
      You were winning too well and the match making corrected.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and i get called crazy with my 50/50 conspiracy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Player wins
        >He must be too good for his spot on matchmaking
        >Puts him in higher tier
        >Wins less
        I don’t think this is a conspiracy I think this is how matchmaking works

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well timmy and his buddy Player insist on missing shots after they done painting the base, i think it's more of that than being outplayed by full teams of equal players

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you need to carry harder

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats not fair. timmy should be out with the boys riding their bikes doing all sorts of hijinks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Timmy’s exhausted from being forced to write out 100 steps of a math problem he can do in his head every day he just wants to sit back and shoot some ground

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Player is on your team
          >Using default clothes, Splattershot Jr, default splashtag
          >They dominate the entire match
          >Win screen shows them do the dab
          >They were a smurfing fuck the entire time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t think there’s anyway to both smurf and have the dab

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had someone like that in my turf war game a few matches ago
            >name "Player"
            >using the roller
            >tag is "Just a simple rookie"
            >19 kills 0 deaths

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like the Splattershot Jr

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s legitimately one of the best guns

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gun
                You mean bomb dispenser?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That too

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why bomb dispenser and not any other gun with the kit?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Splattershot jr has 10% increased ink capacity. With the right abilities, this lets you throw 2 splatbombs consecutively

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the Jr uniquely has higher ink capacity than any other gun, which allows for easier bomb spamming.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Splattershot jr has 10% increased ink capacity. With the right abilities, this lets you throw 2 splatbombs consecutively

                this explains the spam i have encountered in some matches. thanks for the info boys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had one a few matches back but he kinda made it obvious what he was doing since he was wearing amiibo gear instead of the starting outfit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forced 50/50 is the cope of the fatalistic CoD player.

        >Doing well in turf
        >Having fun with the game
        >About 65-35 win rate
        >People get good kills on me, but my team always back me up
        >Wins are within 10%, hard fought by both teams
        >This is what splatoon is supposed to be
        >~* S T A G E R O T A T I O N*~
        >Suddenly losing every round
        >Flick snipers/squiffers that never miss, tryhards dodging all around, everybody on the opposing team goes 10-2 while I go 6-3 and the rest of my "team" goes 1-6
        >End up with a streak of 12 games where the win rate is 1-11 (9.09% win rate)

        I am. So. Angry. What in the good fuck happened? The Splatoon gods gave the bogs a call and they dumped it?

        Sounds like regular random ass Turf War matchmaking. And being bad at the map. Check the replay and see what your teammates were doing, because you probably got staggered spawns and caught in a feed loop,

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont feel like replying to this one?

          well timmy and his buddy Player insist on missing shots after they done painting the base, i think it's more of that than being outplayed by full teams of equal players

          cherry picking moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A 9% win rate is "Regular Matchmaking"? Are you fucking kidding me? That is a clear shift from my earlier win rate. I went from 18-6 to 1-11.

          MaYbE ItS tHe MaP Go fuck yourself.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that makes you 19-17 🙂 the system just works!
            did you happen to use any food boostin?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Random matchmaking can be whatever the fuck it wants to be. That's why it's random. I have a replay of a game from the Splatfest where the other team had S+ ranked players as well as a base-painting aerospray on stick controls.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Random matchmaking can be whatever the fuck it wants to be.
              >As if hidden MMR doesnt exist

              Yeah, Nah. Not random, buddy.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where does it say someone's using stick controls? I've never noticed it before

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't but you can watch a replay and it's obvious when you look from their point of view

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing turf war last night
      >won 5 games in a row
      >immediately went on a 15 match losing streak afterwards
      just like with SR, you're at the mercy of the RNG salmon lords in turf war.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've been loaned the Bamboozler
    NO YOU moron. NOOOO. TAKE IT BACK. TAKE. IT. BACK.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes Li'l Judd just wants you to die over and over again.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taking out big shots and stingers on the shore with octobrush
    >get knocked back by chums 5 miles into the water twice in a row back-to-back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear the lesser salmonoids knock you farther than they used to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smallfrys now carry Elmer's Glue to fucking stick you in one place after one hit, Chum now have pinball bumpers for weapons, and Cohocks might as well be holding shotguns

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bait the Saucer to slam down by quickly swimming in and out from underneath it
          >Chum I didnt see coming from behind pinballs me back under it to die
          Well played, fucker.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get onto a saucer
            >try to kill a different saucer while on the first saucer
            >teammate kills the one I'm on and I fall right on top of a horde

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Had this happen a few times. People need to realize that you can jump onto or kill another saucer while already on top of one

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People also need to realize you can bait it into dropping by just walking a step underneath instead of firing wildly upward. Retards every time.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    splash wall is based
    what would be better though, sub weapon up or ink saver sub?

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth picking up splatoon 3 if i've never played splatoon before? will i get stomped by pro players online? sorry if this isn't the right thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you’ll be fine, plenty of literal children for you to shit on
      Keep gyro on
      >But I—
      I’m not fucking joking anon don’t suffer like I suffered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best advice I got in these threads was to set gyro to -1 until you got used to the motion controls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's worth it, the game is surprisingly easy to pick up and play. Most pro players are all in A-S+ rank nowadays and I rarely run into turf war, which is the casual mode.

        It's a fun game and there are approximately a million retards and kids playing this so it doesn't matter if you suck, there is always someone who is worse.

        i see i see thank you! i have the switch lite if that makes any difference, i don't know if it has gyro or not

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the Lite has gyro controls.
          Some will scold you for even daring to play handheld but you should be fine if you tweak the motion controls until you're comfortable.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does but it's very awkward to use because you have to tilt the entire console. It's not impossible to play handheld but it takes some adjustment to find a good sensitivity.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            i see i see thank you! i have the switch lite if that makes any difference, i don't know if it has gyro or not

            can you not use a pro controller for the switch lites?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I play on the switch lite, it's managable. Just play either laying down on the bed, in a computer chair, or standing up because you'll be turning your body to aim. I find computer chair to be the best since you can easily spin around.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's worth it, the game is surprisingly easy to pick up and play. Most pro players are all in A-S+ rank nowadays and I rarely run into turf war, which is the casual mode.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun game and there are approximately a million retards and kids playing this so it doesn't matter if you suck, there is always someone who is worse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time player here as well, I've been having tons of fun. Gyro controls were surprisingly not that hard to adapt to

      >will i get stomped by pro players online? sorry if this isn't the right thread
      I haven't played shooters since I was a kid, and I remember sucking ass at them, but I've been doing fairly alright

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you've never played it then yes. Pick it up. No other game is like it and you'll have a huge player pool to play with.
      Pro players have mostly been moved back into their proper rank, so no worries of getting bullied. Plus kids play a lot so you'll be stomping on their soft skulls as well.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey VP bros, just a suggestion:
    Put eggs IN the fucking basket.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'll just fire them from the Bigshot cannon and assume someone else will do it for me.
      You can handle it, right? I mean, me and the other 2 crew members are just SOOOO busy running in circles over here by the cannon. We haven't seen too many bosses lately but I'm sure they'll come around, and then we'll fire more of those eggs for you to deposit for us!
      Go team!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you asshole theres like 2 steel eels, a fish stick, a drizzler, and two steelheads comin over to us and i can only do one thing at a time

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the same exact game for a third time
    lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same game with the same name for the 19th time
      yeah whats up with that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one mentioned cod, nintendy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noooooo you can't compare my shooter to a nintendo shooter you're supposed to laugh at the fact it's a sequel to a multiplayer shooter because nintendy tendy tendy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit schizo, take your meds

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit gay, go back to discord

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the strat for grinding ranks before season reset?
    Get to S+10? Get to any ranks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join friends who are a rank below me
    < get dicked and rank down
    >fall all the way to 40/99
    >now they're technically ahead of me in rank
    Ok

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First wave glowflies
    >Second wave Grillers
    AAAH

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    which roller is the best for running bros over? i really like the dynamo but it runs out of juice in like 3 seconds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      carbon

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    SPAWNING GROUNDS IS FUCKING ASSSSS

    that's all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even low tide is a salvation, fucking flyfish spawn on each little penisula and it's over. I liked it better when I could control the Stingray vs whatever shit it is now, doesn't even kill one half the time if it locks on to something else.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lowtide on Gone Fission is even worse

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Try to lock on to a fly fish in the distance
        >It targets the nearby scrapper who just ran into the frame instead

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get on saucer with Grizzco stringer
    >No ink

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the King Salmonoid ALWAYS high tide or am I just unlucky? I don’t remember my first fight with him having that problem.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get to the highest levels, you have a 60% chance of each wave being high tide

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s impossible to beat him on high tide. The stage is too small. His ass takes up a quarter of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just unlucky.
      The tide is the same as the tide in wave 3, so if wave 3 is high tide, enjoy getting squished by Cohozuna's big, fat ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can be on any tide since he keeps whatever tide you had on the 3rd round.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There had to have been at least one group of people who has had Cohozuna on high tide + fog
        I hope it was painless

  55. 2 months ago
    Timmy

    If you play salmon run and aren't going after the bosses and getting eggs, I don't know what to tell you. That is the purpose of the mode. IGNORE THE SMALL SALMONIDS AND GO FOR BOSSES, NOOBS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dies to the zerg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This except Fish Sticks, ignore those too :^)

      • 2 months ago
        Timmy

        fish sticks are #1 priority because of how much enemy ink they put down. not a problem if your team is blessed w/ an aerospray but it usually isn't.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >splattered by chum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS. also stop stealing eggs!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stealing eggs
        It's a team game, anon. You don't get more points if you have more epic egg dunks. Be glad someone is helping you meet quota.

        Unless you mean people dropping everything they're doing to grab eggs while bosses and smallfry are overwhelming the map. Fuck those guys.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          egg stealing is a chud move

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No these are MY EGGS MINE
            >Time’s Up!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >splattered by small fry: the post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets swarmed
      >That's a wrap!

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey good ranked bros, are there any rank up battles after going S->S+0?
    I seem to have the worst luck during them, so I'd be happy to be done with them for a while.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP CALLING IT AN EDITION, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO GO TO THE HELL HOLE KNOWN AS /ink/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /ink/ got really fucking weird between games

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it didn't do enough to chase out the roleplayers and coomers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        give me a QRD on why /ink/ is so hated in these threads, I've never been to /vg/

        I remember somebody fucking sperged out because someone else made an /ink/ OP instead of them so they spammed the board and basically got every other general bumped off the board so all the other general autists freaked out and came after /ink/.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /ink/ got really fucking weird between games

      give me a QRD on why /ink/ is so hated in these threads, I've never been to /vg/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's basically a /trash/ thread, full of roleplaying, coomers, pedos, and fetish posts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know how FFXIV players don’t want to post in their general? Same problem. Weird ERP and OC wank stuff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That picture of the guy that carved discord babble into his arm just sums up /vg/ as a whole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any thread on /vg/ is filled with absolute degenerates that people will actively post on Ganker to not have to deal with. That's not just exclusive to /ink/.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Clunny on the kani
          It's poetic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any thread on /vg/ is filled with absolute degenerates that people will actively post on Ganker to not have to deal with. That's not just exclusive to /ink/.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long-running threads whose content has dried up tend to either sputter out and die, exist almost dead save for a few regulars bumping it every hour, or refocus attention towards content creation in lieu of official content. This means fan characters, effective non-anon tripfags/namefags, pointless repeated arguments, low-quality fanart spam, etc. It can happen here too given Ganker lately is inclined towards these continuous pseudo-generals amidst the sea of ban-evading bots posting trash on the board.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >amidst the sea of ban-evading bots posting trash on the board.
          I only come to Ganker to post in these pseudo-general threads whenever a new game comes out that I have interest in. I don't know what the fuck has been happening with Ganker lately, but these ban evading bot threads keep popping up on every board. Literal cheese pizza has been posted randomly in Ganker for what feels like a year now. /a/ is the only board that's heavily moderated these days, and even then it doesn't matter because pseudo generals are the norm over there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /ink/ got really fucking weird between games

      >no splatoon threads on Ganker at the time
      >curious what the /vg/ thread is like
      >just full of fuckin role playin and lewd gayry
      i see why now. id rather bitch about timmy's and SR than be a part of that

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >communication error
    >the game shuts down due to an error right after
    oh

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bang bang bing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bang bing

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why nintendo allows to lewd non-binary squids? children play this game!!!

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kelp Dome, Starfish Mainstage, Ancho-V Games (with S1 map and not the inferior 2), Manta Maria and Goby Arena when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next 2 maps are Flounder Heights and a new Egyptian Ruins themed map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I cannot wait for Starfish and Walleye. At least I hope they’ll be back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want the beta Walleye with the moving crates in the arena you could climb up on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kelp Dome
      I doubt it comes back for a 3rd game. It, Moray Towers, Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Ancho-V are probably not coming back for 3

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No fuck you I need Triggerfish

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would Triggerfish even work in a Tricolor setting?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just put some platforms on either side that let you get to the center or to the totem pole area

            You know, pavillion tricolor might be really cool

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Moray tricolor
            >Triggerfish tricolor
            >Bluefin tricolor

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Moray Tricolor
              I'm pretty certain that'd qualify as a war crime.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bigger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      those can all stay in their respective games except maybe manta maria

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your shit taste is terminal, seek help.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually i might give you starfish on at least splat zones but it sucks otherwise

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zones is definitely the ultimate mode for the map but others are still fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Arowana Mall. I don't care what anyone says, level was oozing with Soul.

      I want them to somehow rework Saltspray Rig as well. Kelp Dome was really cool. Squiggerfish was neat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never had a problem with Saltspray Rig myself. Lots of 'pro' gamers bitched that it gave one side an unfair advantage due to how it was harder for chargers on one side to hide behind the wall and shoot people due to how Inklings hold their guns. Too fucking bad, chargers deserve to suffer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saltspray was shit because only about 30 percent of the map was relevant in every non Turf War mode.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s like every map though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like that's something that could be easily addressed. I sort of dont want it to come back at the same time because they'll probably change the level so much it wont be Saltspray Rig, for better or for worse.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They'll turn it symmetrical by moving he spawns to the sides, removing the original south portion and putting a copy of the north end there and remove the elevated sections the side. Basically making it some weird Frankenstein combnation of Saltspray and Bluefin Depot.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally leave lobby after a full day of turf war
    >first post I see is some Timmy saying "GRANDMA HAS DIED"
    >rate it a Fresh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for this generation. They’re trained to think that you need the internet to know every single thing going on in your life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        First thing I thought of as well. That entire video is gold

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oioioioioi

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nzap hasn't laid a single tacticooler all match episode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude's hoarding all the juice for himself. Disgusting.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing SR
    >see a inkstrike marker underneath my feet
    >autistically flail the camera around to find the Great Satan
    >make my octo play goddamn squid ddr just to survive the inkstrikes as i cut a path to the flying Antichrist himself
    >fight off hordes of fat fuckers until HE opens his lids, managing my ink so i have enough to splat bomb him
    >barely manage to double him
    >still get killed by his final inkstrike because i’m out of ink from using 2 bombs and heavily damaged, limiting my movement

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not an Ink strike, its Tentamissles, IDIOT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered stroking my tenta missle

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno seems like it might detonate really fast

          Where does it say someone's using stick controls? I've never noticed it before

          You can watch the replay from their perspective, it’s really obvious from lack of camera shake

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do you think Bubble Blower has any chance of returning? It had some pretty stupid set-ups in the previous game so I doubt it will myself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They brought the Tenta Missiles back, I sincerely doubt they give a shit about things being "stupid".

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alternan World Champ
    >3 - 6
    >World's Best Marie Fan
    >2 - 4
    >Splatlandian Youth
    >4 - 4
    >Last Year's Tableturf Battler
    >16 - 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tag is “High-Performing AI”
      >Go into turf war to practice charger
      >0-7
      Sorry not sorry

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do both the idols look so fucking hideous this time around? Random inkling > both of the idols

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Both

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Male
        >Idol
        big man is cool but idol implies women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >idol implies women

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, men can't be idols and I don't care who says otherwise.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice fan fiction
        The reality:

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel it in my bones. Shiver is going to win the final Spaltfest. Splatoon 4 will take place in a cold environment.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Takes place in an antarctic research base, where the officials are researching the final moments of WW5 and ways to reverse climate change to lower the global tides
            >Enemies this time around are mutated, irradiated penguins
            >Even the Salmonids know damn well to stay away from these things
            >But to the Inklings and Octolings, it's a challenge

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Frye is cute.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >virtually all fan art lowers her hairline

        That's all it would take to fix her in-game model too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say more fanart gives Shiver a jaw shave and a nosejob than gives Frye a forehead reduction

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            CUTE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she's cute too but that's despite her giganormous 6head. Which that art is lacking, so it's kinda cheating.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he looks like that poor boy that's paraded in the gay parades

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shiver what the fuck how did you manage to lose at tic tac toe are you literally five

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just Team Big Fag propaganda. Shiver doesnt lose that easy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bigman went first. You can always win tic tac toe if you go first.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Prove it gay 1v1 me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i want to note that i am eagerly awaiting this 1v1

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's an even number of Xs and Os, which means that Big Man went second.
              Shiver is DUMB!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's 4 Os and 5 Xs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why you runnin’

                Prove it gay 1v1 me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only see 4 Xs

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Prove it gay 1v1 me

              And all my life I thought it was impossible to win or lose no matter who went first as long as you weren't a moron. I wanna see my world view shattered. Come on Anon, show us the First Win Guarantee Win.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't let Gear fool you, Shiver is still a dumbass
            They all are

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The cephs are all gloriously retarded

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't let Gear fool you, Shiver is still a dumbass
              They all are

              Octos are actually smart

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you -played- Alterna? Deep Cut's a trio of retards. That's why I love them

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute idiot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Frye is cute.

          I'd say more fanart gives Shiver a jaw shave and a nosejob than gives Frye a forehead reduction

          If you say this, post the real Frye. Show you have conviction.

          what an ugly moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Worst idol so far.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pajeet*

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Worst idol so far.

            Shut up, gays.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you say this, post the real Frye. Show you have conviction.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it make sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stinkyshot jr is too powerful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got shot and died

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean the part where he teleports bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn’t know about splatwarping

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly, you shouldn't be able to get in if you're actively rolling.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My shield should be invincible!
        No

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inside the shield
      >didn't flick to kill them in one hit
      >instead runs headfirst into the gunfire

      Bedtime Timmy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i dont care that i died but he literally disappeared midair and teleported behind me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Outskilled is all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've flung

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide kohozuna
    How in the fuck, he was literally covering a stinger and a steelhead, couldn't booyah bomb the fuckers, everyone was just being pushed immediately if they tried to get eggs to shoot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons need to not be so stingey with their specials

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all have this mentality that they HAVE to save it for the third round but they never even fucking use it there until the last 5 seconds where it doesnt matter, IF that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just forget I have it tbh
          Until a flyfish spawns over the grates at high tide and I have the reefslider

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pull fuckin teeth to clear wave 3 and have no more special
          >teammates celebrate with booyah bomb, wave breaker, and ink strikes
          i'm going to strangle these people in real life

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Salmon Mode so fucking hard right now lost 6 runs in a row and de-ranked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because all the weapons are random?
      You can easily get a loadout that's incredibly shit against the current wave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it would be fun but its kind of shit. Just gonna wait for a good rotation to come up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wave 1
      >3 chargers and 1 inkbrush
      >hightide glowfish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We warned you bro. You should have listened. I haven't deranked because I quit when I saw there was a chance of it. This rotation is garbage, everyone agrees on that. The random weapons increases the spawns of bosses apparently, and you can get fucked really bad with a random loadout. Plus Timmies are flooding the game because of Youtuber shilling clickbait vids like "You CANT miss this Salmon Run rotation!", not shitting you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The random weapons increases the spawns of bosses apparently, and you can get fucked really bad with a random loadout.

        If this is true, they probably figured that it needed to be harder because in 2 Salmon Run with the Grizzco weapons was pretty easy most of the time, but it balanced out the random weapons and made it more fun to basically have your team be a glass cannon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spawning Grounds is basically the reason.
      Fuck that map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We warned you bro. You should have listened. I haven't deranked because I quit when I saw there was a chance of it. This rotation is garbage, everyone agrees on that. The random weapons increases the spawns of bosses apparently, and you can get fucked really bad with a random loadout. Plus Timmies are flooding the game because of Youtuber shilling clickbait vids like "You CANT miss this Salmon Run rotation!", not shitting you

      Bad take. Demote yourself for easier regular waves, then much easier Cohozuna kills with the Grizzco Stringer. Rebuild your rank in a normal shift.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not going to demote myself, fuck that. I fought tooth and nail to be at EVP, i'm not going back down to Profreshional hell.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you want tangible rewards or just dickwave with your rank/enough paygrade to max out rewards after two rounds?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a bare minimum kind of guy. I get my two shifts in, and I'm done. Everyone is deranking. I figure I'll let them derank and shit up the lower difficulties. I'm not leaving EVP.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So wait how do i get orders in SM from Grizz if he's dead in space?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone could be behind the voice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah who could it be

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's just gaming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dead, people are just being retarded. When has a character in Splatoon straight up died? Come on now. Octavio has been back from the dead twice now. We've got tons of things foreshadowing a return of Mr. Grizz. Shit's not over yet.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splat 1 gets the majority of its content updates within the first 3 months
    >Splat 2 gets a few content updates in the first 3 months
    >Splat 3 gets no content updates in the first 3 months

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      success made them complacent. Animal Crossing also shoved a fuckton of money in their asses for a halfbaked product

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not been paying attention? Splat 3 adopted a shitty free battlepass system where content is now going to be drip fed to us every 3 months. They really want to make this game last a long time because splat 4 will be released on the next nintendo system.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jr moron plops down a bubbler and stands inside the weakspot
    >literally invincible until the bubbler breaks
    defend this shit jrfags

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's one on top too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just jump inside his bubble bro. Or just stand outside of it and pop his bubble. He's got hardly any range or accuracy with that thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thankfully killer wail flushes them out because of based retard special spam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >laughs in splatling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jr has no range so I mean you can just wait him out if you're 1v1ing him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leave
      lmao
      Big bubbler is big bullshit on tower though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only has half time on the tower

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does it? Still wastes a lot of time though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big bubbler is big bullshit on tower though
        It's helped me win many matches.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i climb out bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't. This is Nogami's revenge for everyone dissing New Horizons. Now you're in his pocket.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to play your favorite mode on your favorite maps!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play better bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Win more
      Or pick up explosher for free gold splat assist medals

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST BARELY LOST TO COHOZUNA ON SPAWNING GROUNDS HIGH TIDE

    FEELS BAD

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SR with randoms
    >charger and splosher stay behind to defend the base while the grizz bow and I go out to defeat bosses and launch the eggs over towards the base defenders
    >smoothest SR I've had since spla2n days

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw the final big runs take place in inkopolis plaza and square

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I’m hoping for
      I miss Besieged

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit that'd be neat
        Besieged was sick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Salmonoids kidnap Harmony
          >And the Grizz statue

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stopping to think about it, there's so much potential
            The Salmonids can prepare and randomly decide to advance, the longer they prepare the harder the waves will be
            You could have the option of doing a special SR which would essentially be the equivalent of attacking and dwindling down the army
            When they finally invade, it'd be an 8 Player SR to defeat the Giga King or something in the Square
            Winning would give some type of special reward and losing would result in things being closed down (temporarily)
            It'd be neat to throw in shopkeepers being stolen and needing rescued like in XI, but I don't know if that's in line with the Salmonid way

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Salmonids will just kill everything they come across. Everytime a Big Run happens, an untold number of people will die.
              Funny squid game huh 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >resubbed to 11 recently because of nostalgia
        >get immediate wave of sadness when I log in to find my LS and the world empty
        >going around zones just to reminisce about days gone by with people I’ll never talk to again
        >spend my Saturday being depressed
        this was a bad decision

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be happy you got to experience it, because those types of MMOs are never coming back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so, that would explain why it’s so big.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming they gated off a large portion of it, it could work.

      What we've seen of Big Run Wahoo World is it looks like you just get the center platform, so its possible.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT GAMES ON Ganker

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a Salmon Run boss
    >make it have the higest potential to kill you
    >also give it unlimited range
    >also make it completely invincible for most of the time it is on the field
    >also make it uniquely require bombs or very specific weapons/specials to damage at all
    Were they fucking high when they designed the Flyfish? It goes against pretty much every design convention the other bosses establish.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone remind me which basket should we prioritize? The orange or the blue one?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The one you can hit for sure

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, they have different properties. One will hone in on everyone, while the other will just hone in on the closest person. I just forget which is which

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every second counts squigga, just throw the bomb

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the time you can choose which basket if you're facing towards it. You should really priortize the one that fucks EVERYONE up. Does anyone know? Don't reply to me again if you dont know either squigger

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will dies because you're trying to be fancy with flyfish, and I will laugh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being fancy
                No, it's about being careful. Say you're standing next to someone and you want to ensure you both hit different baskets. Naturally you aim and wait to see which one everyone goes for, and aim for the other one. Problem is when everybody waits and then we all end up throwing it in the same basket anyway kek.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The side you're closer to. If there's 2 people prepped to throw bombs, the one on the left should get the left, for example.

          Of course the game has PHYSICS and really hates you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blue hits random person and red hit closest (ie probably you).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            THANK YOU.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were thinking not every boss needs to be equally troublesome, which seems obvious to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I get that, but it really should have ALL the strengths and none of the weaknesses all packed into one boss, That's retarded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're also forgetting that Fly Fish spawn and stay at the edge of the map (the others being Stingers and Big Shots), meaning you have to go out of your way to take it out rather than letting it come to you.

      If you could just shoot into the baskets when they're firing (why do they NEED to be bombs?) or if you could, like Maws, just shoot the cockpit enough (not efficient, but it works) until it decides to explode, that'd be cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the first boss they designed. The idea is it requires teamwork to handle, but they forgot:
      >a) There's no teams peak, just "This way!"
      >b) You can't afford to dedicate two people to one flyfish when you have three flyfish active (and two steel eels and a maw and two fish sticks and three drizzlers).

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just here to post about how the Tenta Brella is the worst weapon in the game. That is all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my people need me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no reason to be upset

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill King
    >11 Bronze scales

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dont kill king
      >6 bronze 2 silver 1 gold

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill King
        >11 Bronze scales

        The amount depends on how much damage you did.
        The type of scales is completely random.
        The number of actual kills is for bragging and ALLEGEDLY a modifier for later rewards (Big Run etc.), kind of like Splatfest clout

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even making it up.
        Shit can be really unfair

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all those specials on wave 3
          well at least they used them

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to A rank (A, not A-) but didn't get a Splashtag badge. What gives?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave lobby

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still didn't get it

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take one step under the UFO, step back. It'll fall. Jump on top.
    >You can throw eggs at the King. That's a better way to damage him than random firing
    >When the shark one (that has a bobber falling you) pauses, throw a bomb so it'll swallow it when it pops up. Explodes on impact
    >Depending on the weapon, if you don't have the chance to climb up the fish stick, sometimes you can kill them from below if you can shoot high enough
    >Don't throw eggs if you're a Smallfry's dick length away from the basket
    >GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CANNON, YOU'RE NOT USING IT RIGHT, YOU SHOOT AT THE HORDES AND KEEP THE PATH CLEAR FOR YOUR TEAMMATES TO DO THEIR THING, NOT AT RANDOM BOSSES 30 FEET AWAY
    Timmies need to learn these things.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am glad this is here as a suggestive OP in comparison to another recent thread unrelated that featured a cameltoe of an real life underage girl. That was so disgusting and horrible to see…

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone gets down save for one
    >he uses his booyah bomb
    >he just sits there and lets himself get mobbed and goes down without throwing it
    fuck you james

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was charging it you moron, it’s not my fault you got splattered by a fucking single smallfry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOOYAH FASTER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pop Inkjet to deal with a Flyfish
      >my whole team dies
      >revive them while flying around
      >Inkjet runs out
      >entire team is dead again before I land from the reversion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pop inkjet
        >Scrapper parks on top of my landing spot/Steel Eels just circle it like hungry sharks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried activating the Booyah Bomb and got bumped off over the water right as I triggered it. I had to sit there for a moment to wait for everyone to group so I could throw it since I was going to fall into the water afterwards.

      I'm curious how long you can actually float there like that because it was like a solid 5 seconds I waited to lob it

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't quit salmon run, i need an ink saver main visor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shame it doesn't go over the eyes. waiting for them to add the character creator glasses

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roller in rush wave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one guy panics when the glowflies are on him, the fish run around you and knock you around

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        call your teammates and stay in the highest place, next to the egg basket. there is only one way up for them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People go to the highest spot on spawning grounds and sockeye
          Wheew they learned

          >Go to the highest spot on gone fission instead of the slot with one chokepoint
          Nevermind

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to save the SR wave
    >I reefslide under a fucking slammin lid and die
    >THAT'S A WRAP!
    Holy fuck I am embarrassing, at least it was wave 3

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not getting another shelf to make loss

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Will never play as a female character

    I Will never play as octoling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Tim

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, Timmy.

        >Three seconds apart

        I Will never play as a female character

        I Will never play as octoling

        Shit dude I think your name is Timmy now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, Timmy.

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Shiver wins all 36+1 splatfests

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main basket area of Spawning Grounds feels like pl_hoodoo
    I will not explain

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glowflies
    >31 egg quota

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing great in turf war, everyone's pushing
    >I'm taking out guy after guy
    >I finally trade with someone
    >look at the map while I'm respawning
    >we've already lost the entire map
    EVERY TIME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn’t play the objective
      >Loses
      How could this happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the map regularly in Turf War
      Ideally every time there's a lull in combat

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your Cohozuna stink meter is full
    >Wave 3: High Tide

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >High tide
    >Extremely small map
    >3 Balloon Salmonoids and an eel
    At least the barrel they bent me over is comfortable.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People bitch about the Flyfish but the umbrella boss is much more annoying to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst one is the eel or balloon one in small areas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just knock the balloon back at it for an instant kill

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's drizzler. He's probably among the most dangerous after the Fly Fish, Big Shots, and Stingers. Good thing about Drizzler though is he comes to you. You should focus on popping his bubble, you can actually shoot it towards other bosses. Hopefully by now you realize if you shoot it towards him it kills him instantly. But those inkstorms really fuck up the place if multiple drizzlers show up.

        I know it’s just difficult to position yourself to shoot the bomb back to kill him when you’re getting swarmed by salmons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's drizzler. He's probably among the most dangerous after the Fly Fish, Big Shots, and Stingers. Good thing about Drizzler though is he comes to you. You should focus on popping his bubble, you can actually shoot it towards other bosses. Hopefully by now you realize if you shoot it towards him it kills him instantly. But those inkstorms really fuck up the place if multiple drizzlers show up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find the steel eel really dangerous in many situations as well. IF you don't have a team actively killing them they can get out of control fast.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are bad in spawning grounds because lack of high ground. fission lets you have a box to work around, and sockeye has that tower to abuse.
          also spawning grounds has those fuckin narrow walkways and reach the basket within seconds and theres no where to tail em away for people to kill em.
          it's all such horseshit when they got chums trainin under their snot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Drizzler aiming toward you
        >Line yourself up to shoot his balloon back into his dumb face
        >turns 45 degrees to the right and shoots the balloon into a space you can't actually get to

        So I have to decide now if I pop balloon or pop fish

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Balloon

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1700 points
    >0 kills
    >0 deaths
    >9 tenta missiles

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's a 'Content Creator' title
    I'm going back to 1997. I'm done. Bye Ganker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s splatoon it’s half about vapid young culture

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised the titles aren't exclusively given to YouTubers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the big reward for completing the catalog is a fuckin dab emote dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember to equip it to make people like that seethe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the cardshark has to make them seethe more since you have to actively play that shit mode and still smoke the team for them to see it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dabbing is different from "I'm a grown man who can't get a real job so I'm making videos for kids" title.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna be real with you if I could make all my money playing Splatoon and putting them up with thumbnails of myself pogging out I would quit my job in a heartbeat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but anon how will you play splatoon

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spawning Grounds
    >Mystery weapons
    >I have a full boss charge
    I'm scared to even start another round.

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