Splatoon 3

Why you guys keep shooting at the manholes when we already hit egg quota? NO ONE CARES IF YOU DID BETTER THAN THE OTHERS NO ONES GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK JUST DO YOUR JOB SHITTER

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Time to jump back into Salmon Ru-- Aaaand we're dead.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    crab tank more like crab pinto lole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not realize Maws just straight up devours the entire crab tank. Humiliating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been popping crab tanks with object shredder and I want to believe those players are now o line ranting about how it doesn’t have enough health lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah i'm just pissed that the rain in SR fucked it up really quickly.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I bad or is it my team?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT PLAY SALMON RUN TODAY. I REPEAT, DO NOT PLAY SAMON RUN TODAY. A LEVEL 10 TIMMY INFESTATION HAS BEEN DETECTED. PROTECT YOUR RANK! DO NOT QUE!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just had a round one wipe from high tide fog. I'm EVP 10/99 now. I've only gotten 3 out of 12 of my quota today. Do we risk it bros?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, think of the pay cut.

        [...]

        Nothing. She's a woman she won't know what games are lewd or won't even look.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I'm fucking broke. I'll lay off it. You're right. I don't really need food tickets or any of that, just money.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be a bitch bro you gotta take life by the horns bro lift yourself by the straps bro just go ask to see Mr. Grizz look at him straight in the yes give him a firm handshake and carry the timmies.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. I've got a very bad feeling. I know if I do one more shift I will derank. There's more bosses spamming or some shit because of the random, but we're not fighting at an advantage and it's spawning grounds. Plus some fucking Youtuber convinced thousands of Timmies to log on at once. I will fuck it up. Fuck Mr. Grizz, I'm clocking out early today. Let all these other Timmies eternally derank themselves to cleanse the waters of EVP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've already deranked once, I'll try again tomorrow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, lmao, I don't give a shit about my rank.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know you dont Grub sister. Part-time is a good place to be!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest issue I've been having is just high tide on Spawning Grounds. I don't even remember it being an issue in Splatoon 2, but here it's just terrible. Everything is great even with all variables of teammates, random weapons and events my team always wins, but the moment it's high tide everything goes to hell. There's just too many enemies spreading ink all over and not enough room to move around.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Communication error.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NINTENDO FFS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's that? is that an in game thing? never seen one

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KILL THE TRASH
    PAINT THE AREA
    PRIORITIZE THE FLYFISH/STINGERS/BIGSHOTS THAT ORDER
    USE YOUR FUCKIN SPECIALS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know timmies have infested salmon run but I actually just beat cohozuna for the 2nd time ever at profreshional +1 (I've played over 100 games, last time I beat him was when I was at overachiever)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also had my first ever profresh Cohozuna kill, the rotation was
      >Splattershot
      >Grizzco Stringer
      >Nautilus
      >Heavy Splatling
      He didn’t stand a chance, we killed him with almost a minute to spare just by unloading on him and killing bosses with specials

      I got one silver and the rest were bronze

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a weapon predisposition in random sr?
    I swear I get blasters every fucking wave, while my mate gets nothing but buckets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just random. i've gotten splat duelies and chargers twice in a row

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are literally nothing but complaining. I have to come to the conclusion that, like most modern shooters, people aren't really having fun with Splatoon, but play it anyway for a sense of progression, ranks, meaningless rewards, and/or the fear of missing out on the next big thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a ton of fun. It's frustrating when I have shitty teammates, but besides that I like literally everything else about the game. Weapons, maps, modes, music.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have come to the conclusion that you are gay and should leave this site forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I think you're fucking retarded, how about that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i get frustrated over things i can't control like my teammates, my weapon loadout, the waves, the gacha, etc.

      i'm only Squidling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have played the series for over 1000 hours if I wasn't having fun anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol clearly you have no idea how intense turf war can get. Sometimes matches are decided in the very last seconds.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes matches are decided in the very last seconds.
        that's every match in turf war

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Your team dominates for 2 minutes straight, pushing everyone to their base
          >Overextend in the last minute, near or full team wipe.
          >They push back hard with the force of a thousand suns, reclaim mid and fuck you again so you cant leave your base
          >Time Up!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Your team dominates for 2 minutes straight, pushing everyone to their base
            and
            >they are overextended so much they don't realize the aerosprayer slipped by and is spraying the fuck out of everything causing you to lose by 10%
            time to strangle

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m havin a fuckin blast

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >abusing the bugged sloshing machine
        i bet you are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      being honest with you, it's been more frustration than fun lately for me.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got any predictions for next splatfest?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That it's going to be stacked by coomers yet again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      source

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you show midday, morning, or before you sleep

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck yes got my fourteenth Cohozuna kill. I love the crab tank so god damn much.
    >gets 8 bronze and three silver
    Nice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i be useful with it aside from taking out Flytrash?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This has nothing to do with the game, you just want to derail the thread with pedo shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it pedo shit? A family member will see his softcore porn stash basically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, don't fucking gaslight me you insufferable gamer

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >play a bunch of normal games to hide the lewd games
    >add her
    problem solved, nobody ever checks recently played

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok morons I have 42 silver scales do I get the blue slopsuit or wait for the white?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you already spend enough silver to unlock the black and white?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. How do much do I need to spend?

        Don't you have to buy the others to unlock the white one?

        Not sure

        how do i be useful with it aside from taking out Flytrash?

        Go to high ground and target long distance bosses. Remember that when you're in ball form you can run over chums and small fries if you need to escape. Also, know that bosses can destroy your tank so be careful using it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          can you be killed in ball mode?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it can

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          350 bronze, 40 silver, 4 gold. Then 100 silver to get the white or black.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >100 silver to get the white
            FUCK

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It sucks because silver scales feel like they're more rare than gold sometimes. Also, for some inexplicable reason there's a banner that costs 999 silver. The highest gold cost for a banner is only 20! And 100 for a Goldie figurine. Not sure what they were thinking with these silver prices.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have to buy the others to unlock the white one?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just need to spend a certain amount of scales but it's enough scales to unlock the next tier that he might as well buy the blue one now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know how many exactly? I'd be happy just to get the green one honestly.
          >stuck at 3 silver
          Kill me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            100 Bronze and 10 silver to unlock the first set of ulocks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't you have to buy the others to unlock the white one?
        Milestone 1:
        >After spending at least 100 bronze and 10 silver scales, more offers are unlocked, especially two more work suits.
        Milestone 2:
        >After spending at least 350 bronze, 40 silver, and 4 gold scales, all items are available for purchase.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why you guys keep shooting at the manholes when we already hit egg quota?
    Because we get extra points when we exceed the quota?
    The only reason not to exceed the quota is if it's actually dangerous and you face the likelihood of elimination if you.

    Are you that scared of the manholes?
    Sure don't shoot them if you've already met the quota, -and- you're overswarmed by enemies. But if you've already met the quota and you aren't drowning in enemies. Then why not? Why shouldn't you?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to get gear with changed main skills off murch orders? been having no luck with it so far, keeps giving me the original main

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    outies are disgusting herniated navels btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't outies just bits of umbilical cord they didn't get all of

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anyone wear anything but the default suit in salmon run.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glowflies
    >Splat Charger, .96 Gal, .52 Gal and E Liter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      plenty of tools, skill issue

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any suggestions before I continue tomorrow?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah make sure you kill the chums DORK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      put a subtle dick in there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs 3 Big Shots in the background

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this is a very good rotation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still convinced they upped the Boss Spawn Rate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They definitely did. Have you played high tide? It's way more fucked than normal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thankfully i've been stuck in profresh 3 the whole time but it's been fuckin rough. can hardly beat wave 3 and it feels like you have to pull teeth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude this Grizzco stringer is gonna make this a bree-- ACK!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Partnered with a buddy and started beating almost every round. It’s not the rotation, it’s the Timmies

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever designed the Spawn Grounds is a bad person and I do not care for them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with spawn grounds?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        g r a t e s

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. It just filters casuals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Retards don’t use their specials so they think a flyfish across the grates means an instaloss

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hits blunt
          >reefslides
          >get missiled
          sheeeeeeeit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro...it was my dad...he really does work at nintendo...

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anarchy Battles open can be played with friends
    which makes it complete useless for people who play alone.
    Instead of making Splat Zones, Tower Control, Rainmaker and Clam Blitz always available they do this.
    I wanted to play Splat Zones now, but realized it's a waste of time doing this on Open, I'll always lose.
    I bought Splatoon 3 because it seemed there would always be SZ or TC available... but if it's on open (against a group of friends) is worthless. All matches were over before it began.

    I guess it could be fixed if they fixed the matchmaking but they won't do that. I just played against a group of 4 friends and I had 3 chargers on my team.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      play series you fucking retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats the point, i dont play clam and rainmaker.
        I wanted to play SZ but with this dumb matchmaking it's a waste of time.
        I'll have to wait for Splatoon 4

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          all ranked gamemodes are also available in series
          you
          fucking
          RETARD

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not all the time. I wanted to play Splat Zones now and it's only available on Open.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Recommend going into Open on a ranked mode you prefer for a few matches, finding a team that works well together, and sticking with them throughout rotation.
              >communication error
              >or they all just drop out
              Well, it's worth a shot if you want to stay playing Open.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just want them to make it all available for single players all the time.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but but but

              You must be INSUFFERABLE to be around IRL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my fault you can't read.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last thread an anon said that League is confirmed and coming back at some point, but it really should've been available at launch for this very reason. No solo queue player wants to get matched up with other randoms with a random weapon loadout and have to fight a premade team with balanced loadouts.
      >inb4 just play series bro it's not that hard
      Solo should be for solo, and League should've been at launch for the squads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play it moron I win plenty

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Opponent has both flingza and reeflux

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck, don't order from plaza, different abilities. fuck that guy.it takes one day and ita wrong. fuck nintendo for wasting my time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't buy it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt but he wasted my time anyway. piece of shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the moment you order from murch he tells you he's incompetent and may fuck up your order, what did you expect
      now get back to grinding chunks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ordering is always useless
      garden gnome ass urchins

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give up for today.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only answer. This rotation is the worst I've played to date. Straight demonic

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Flank

    [...]

    Only Hammerhead has this problem. Otherwise yeah, throw bombs. That’s what they’re for

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not getting in the slopsuit!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't, I'll make Rei do it. Again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rei-san...but she's wiped 9 times in a row now. You cant send her out there!

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what's going on with salmonid evolution.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What amiibo gives you the witch outfit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octoling girl I think
      Just look at the fuckin wiki

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzco Bow tries to be the Brella and Charger at the same time but sucks cock at both. Way to go.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hammerhead bridge
    i dont even want to play now

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two steelheads blocking access to the basket
    >none of us have long range weapons
    h-haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tons of eggs to collect within 5-10feet
      >chums everyone
      >everyone would rather sit back and toss them in one by one trying to dodge them like a fuckin quarterback and then dying instead of just inking the fuck out of them

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've had the cohozuna gauge filled for hours and haven't managed to clear a single wave 3, what the fuck is this rotation aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Splattershot Pro a good weapon?
    I just think the Angle Shooter and Crab Tank are fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underwhelming in this game but not awful. If you wanna be good with it you have to know it’s range exactly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squeezer is just a better version of it all around. Better range, has a painting mode, better kit. You just have to tap-fire, which isn't even as fast as Inkbrush.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the Splat 3 netcode so fucked
      2 didn't have these problems

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 did have those problems, it was just less common.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently they "fixed" the disconnecting issue by making the game more tolerant of lag and jitter.

        Had one of these yesterday, exploded out of nowhere, but I haven't bothered to make a webm yet.

        It happens a lot. I only recorded this one because you can see both of us die on screen. I should have made it longer actually, so it shows that I was killed by his Dulies not the bow.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was killed by a Crabtank that was on the edge of mid on Scorch Gorge. Lag made it so he wasn't moving at all, suddenly teleports closer, and I tried to move behind a wall but I exploded out of thin air. Was pretty funny, but still not something that should happen so frequently.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 didn't have these problems
        2 had these problems.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had one of these yesterday, exploded out of nowhere, but I haven't bothered to make a webm yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out fucking skilled

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fix the map and i will stop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hammerhead bridge is fine stop being a moron gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAMMERHEAD and MAHI MAHI are NOT FINE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          just flank, bro

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck am I getting so many communication errors today?
    I feel like Jerma is to blame

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a fuck ton of Jerma posts in the lobby. We complain about Timmies but I guarantee you majority of his fanbase are THE definition of a Timmy. And they're flooding the game as we speak. Grim, grim.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stop posting period kid, you either aren't old enough for Ganker or haven't lurked more than a few months at most. Go back to whatever site you found this place on, you make the site worse per post.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol cry more. I'll stop when he stops posting cropped gay porn.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzco Stringer is pretty underwhelming compared to the other Grizzco weapons but that's just Stringers in general

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda like it, though I do agree with stringers being pretty underwhelming. The design is a little too awkward for it to be a truly good weapon class.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike 2, enemies spawn normally so you don't get the free time to turf or squid party after quota anymore

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am never playing a random weapon shift again.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone hyped for this shift because of one Grizzco weapon
    >the bow is objectively shit
    >Spawning Grounds
    >everyone getting demoted
    Serves you right.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely. I don't really watch or follow vtuber stuff ever. But youtube recommended me a currently ongoing livestream of some hoe-boive figures streaming Splatoon together.
    But what caught my attention was the thumbnail. Is there a lot of Splatoon x vtuber fanart content, or is this pretty much it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a lot of Splatoon x vtuber fanart content, or is this pretty much it?
      I mean, did you even bother to look?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I mean, did you even bother to look?
        I found a bunch of OC concept art for vtubers that aren't even real. But no I only did a very superficial sweep before making my post.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one on the right is an octopus based vtuber, so she has quite a bit of inkling and octoling fanart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Genuinely. I don't really watch or follow vtuber stuff ever. But youtube recommended me a currently ongoing livestream of some hoe-boive figures streaming Splatoon together.
      You're lying. It only recommends gay shit if it knows you are a gay. That means you've got that shit in your history.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YouTube gives me Putz12 rage compilations for a week. Then it stopped and age-gated them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo doesn't really do vtuber crossover content. the only thing i can thing of is other games on the switch like disgaea getting content.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get anything from beating all story stages with every weapon or no?if no I dont really want to waste my time doing the last 20 or so levels 2 more times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Octo didn't give you anything either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

        Damn should have asked before I did all the weapons for the first 4 worlds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get fun but I guess it's not a quantifiable reward so

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh let me share with you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue. Throw better bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and with one simple trick, this single flyfish ensured that his species would become the apex predator of the world
        >with no way to counter this tactic, inklings and octolings were quickly wiped out worldwide to the flyfish rebellion
        Splatoon 4: Flyfish Only to be released 2024

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh let me share with you

      skill issue

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    series is such a bad game mode
    you're literally just gambling, swapping out your team over and over again hoping you get a good one
    better get one in the first 1-2 games or you're utterly fucked
    if you lucksack your way into a decent group on the first try, it's free wins. if you don't, you're at the mercy of everyone else who got to stick with the dream team their entire run
    god help you if you get a good team and then DC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try not needing to be carried

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please quit your dream team and take these shitters off my hands

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carry harder
          Why is modern Ganker so whiny

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker sucks at games.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whiny
            lmao
            I'm literally advocating a change that would prevent people from being carried.

            >current system
            You can luck into an awesome team and get carried, and the entire meta of the game mode is resetting until you get a good one and then coasting on that until 5 wins.

            >my system
            You get a random team every time so you have to carry every time.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno I just play the game and get wins works on my end
              A bloo bloo bloo

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine complaining about shitters when the medal system is a thing. 1 win and 3 defeats with 9-12 gold medals should be enough to have you break even at A and would only constitute a small loss at S or S+.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever played splatoon briefly on the wii u, is it fun?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Thrilling you could say. An emotional roller coaster. Bite sized matches and addictive gameplay. It has its frustrating moments, communication errors and bad matchmaking and what have you, but it's still fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally want to breed the drill hair octolings

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get a good team and we manage to beat a wave of this shit rotation
    >"multiplayer maps have changed!"

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss off the hook bros. I need the dlc so my wife and her ugly handmate can get some love

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marina isn't ugly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >octo
        >not ugly
        She should be grateful the godess hime lets marina hang out with her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which girl are you calling ugly?

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VP shift
    >high tide
    >Bamboozler, Goo Tuber, Hydra, Eliter 4k
    Very fucking funny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Hope the Hydra can carry you all

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hydra
        You mean the E-liter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you retarded

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing E-liters at real disadvantage for are Stingers and Smallfry

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are many smallfry
              Also takes E-liter longer to kill

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the original poster said it was high tide

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just store your charges bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got eaten by a fucking Maw while we got missiled.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make a plunger that's like a crossbow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will get nerf darts and you will like it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it means a boomerang later then sure.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already want the DLC. I want to see the lesbian cephalopods again. And 4 and 8.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your DLC about stopping the bad guy and his Octarian army from destroying the world again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. buttblasted Grizzfag

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even care much about Grizz, I'm mad about them using Octarians again for the fourth time in a row with the most retarded excuse for it yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious to see what the DLC will be about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the splatoon characters are gay

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Chum climb? I just got knocked off a sprinkler tower by one of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't climb, they jump if you're sticking to a high wall for a while

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you climb up a surface too long they gain the ability to jump infinitely high.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, if you're up there long enough he will literally jump as high as you are and fuck you, there's no hiding.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw keep accidentally using my special from mashing the analog stick
    why couldn't they map specials to the L button or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have some kind of disability?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no.

        how
        unless you completely lack any kind of fine motion, you shouldn't be clicking the stick while moving it around

        >unless you completely lack any kind of fine motion
        I don't focus on "fine motion" when playing games because they don't usually have shitty control schemes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've been playing splatoon since 1 on the wii u and have never used a special when i didn't want to, so if i were you, i'd start applying for disability benefits tbh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i've been playing splatoon since 1 on the wii u and have used a special when i didn't want to. The controls are shit.

            [...]

            >he's indeed lacking in fine motor skills
            The game is lacking in good controls.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Come on man Im on your side here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how
      unless you completely lack any kind of fine motion, you shouldn't be clicking the stick while moving it around

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have some kind of disability?

        Look at him. He's probably got big clumsy frog pads for fingers, stupid fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frogposter is autistic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop squeezing your fuckin controller

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people doing the wall technique thinking it'll get them a free win on glowflies
    I'm not talking about switching every now and then to take a breather/collect eggs. People are just sticking to the wall the whole time which kinda makes it hard to collect the eggs when they drop on the lower floor behind the basket

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    something about these piss me off and i cant quite figure it out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta go fast, anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When someone is wearing them you know they're going to be an annoying opponent and it makes everyone who wears them look like a douchebag.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah bonus points for the face fan win animation
        worst than the fuckin squatting variations

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wave 1 high tide glowfish
    i love spawning grounds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the easiest splat 1 map for glowflies because the chokepoint is next to the basket

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had that earlier today.

      Everyone had chargers or stringers. Needless to say we did not survive.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HELP HELP HELP HELP
    >doesn't move closer
    You're getting demoted with me, moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL come to the Flyfish.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have two predictions for the DLC.
    Either we'll explore the actual Splatlands above Alterna. You know the desert wastelands that they all bait & switched us with for better or worse.

    Or. And I don't even know why I kind of think this is plausible. We'll revisit space again, but for like more than the final mission. And it'll be the core base of the DLC's setting and they decide to go like 50% Mario Galaxy on us.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dlc is Octavio goes back to being evil and kidnaps marina and hypnoshades her to build him weapons and you gotta rescue her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DLC campaign will be in space to collect the remains of the late Mr. Grizz in order to give him a proper burial.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want Harelings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand this design when this is what sea slugs are supposed to look like.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sea slugs and sea hares are different genus.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Splatoon I would think they'd still have a similar design and not look like Inklings. Sure they could be playable, but the design could look more like the one already set for anthropomorphic gastropods in the world of Splatoon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would work, too, but I'm partial to those adorable designs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >large scale DLC
      they could do both, a prequel story in the splatlands with off the hook
      and a new story about grizzco/lil judd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dlc will have nothing to do with the base story if 2 is any indication

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why Octarians have tentacle monsters as soldiers? I wonder what Inkling military is like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Takozons are infertile slaves made from cloned tentacles.
        Takozon slaves trade when?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brainlet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Very diligent and good at following orders without complaint

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the tentacle-body octarians grow from severed tentacles, which i'm assuming are a byproduct of whenever octolings visit a barber. what i want to know is what kind of weird fucking culture the octarians must have if a good fucking majority of your population (or at least your military) is made up of what's essentially sapient hair clippings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't they brainwashed anyways

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't entirely remember if it's all octarian bunkers or just the ones that we fight in hero mode. given at least one of them had a department of energy to announce energy shortages and media outlet(s) to disseminate said announcement, i'd say there's at least some semblance of civilian government in at least one octoshelter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to know what technology Inklings have. Maybe Inklings are just highly evolved super soldiers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The inkling tech wasn't as good as octo tech but octo tech ran on extension cords

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the thing. Inklings won the Great Turf War with bamboo squirt guns. Overdesigned octo tech is no match for Inkling's ink and swim physiology.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They won because the war weapons had no power

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >undertow
    >get aerosprayers on my team
    yeah it's losing time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the Aerospray is the BEST weapon in Splatoon 3!

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TENTA MISSILE NERF IDEA:
    >Tenta Missiles no longer track, but instead place a constant marker at the location initially targeted
    >Over the course of 10 seconds, a large-AOE missile comes down every few seconds, frequency depending on how many players were targeted
    >This still has an effect of displacement and the added effect of making a specific area more dangerous for an extended period of time, but is less fucking annoying and stupid and overpowered

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but is less fucking annoying and stupid and overpowered
      >the same spot bombarded for 10 seconds and you can't do anything
      wow, totally not fucking broken for ranked modes

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to nerf Salmon Run if they have no plans to redo matchmaking. It's kind of wild that I check my stats in splat2 and I'm at 2.4 waves and in splat3 I'm at 1.2. Playing in an organized group isn't so bad, but the fail rate is so high queuing with randoms that it's starting to feel like a waste of time trying. This isn't even taking Cohozuna into account.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      flyfish make it the most unfun experience. amplifies everything else to bullshit levels of unfun

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was no reason for them to 1) bring flyfish back or 2) leave it untouched. Its jets should vacuum in bombs while it's launching and they should have made them bigger. A lot of problems in Salmon Run can also be solved if they gave players ink recovery up or reduce ink for bombs/egg throwing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is plenty of reason to bring Flyfish back. There is no reason to bring Spawning Grounds back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Flyfish is probably the most annoying/strongest boss in SR by far. They made no changes to improve fighting against it, meanwhile they made the game mode even harder. If you miss a cycle on it it can easily lead to a snowball if you're queuing with randoms. They pumped way too much AOE into Splatoon 3 and Salmon Run reflects that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve recently had runs where I had 15+ boss kills and my teammates have had four or less. Last night I rezzed my team 13 times in one run. I’m so tired.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        boss kills are whatever. anyone can solo a scrapper maw and what not
        but when these fucking moronS kill them away from the basket, then leave the eggs and never return or clear the chums, then we have some fuckin issues

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      While I'm sure some of this is due to them seriously under estimating the impact of buffing the trash mobs, and Big Shot existing I think the main issue here is there's simply a lot of new players that didn't start with Splatoon 2. And well they're basically pulling everyone fucking down.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get surrounded
    >Can't move
    >Cant hit without leaving a Big opening

    Is there a weapon that sucks more balls than rollers in SR?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll, retard

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barely survive Wave 3 after being swarmed with salmon
    >Results screen shows everyone used their specials except for one guy who still had both at the end
    >Check mobile app to see what special he had
    >It was the fucking Wavebreaker

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I feel dumb as fuck not realizing what Salmon Run items were from until now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mean that the first Big Run will begin on October 21st???

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know if you use Ink Jet and Cohozuna parks his fat ass on your landing spot you get instant gibbed the moment you land?

    Now you know.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your experience is much appreciated anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha salmonid can smell you! that's how they know where you are!
      >meanwhile 2 steel eels are circling around where my landing spot when I'm at the ass end of the map nuking flyfish and stingers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taking out as many flyfish and stingers as you can with Inkjet is always worth the heroic sacrifice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the subject of Steel Eels I just had a high tide run where it was a fucking non-stop orgy of Steel Eels. Everytime one was killed another would spawn and there'd be like two or three at any given time. Fucking Ouroboros shit man. Thank goodness a Fish Stick showed up early in a wave.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fucking hell, I wasn't expecting to laugh this hard. I hope that fucking bear compensated you well for that shit; I'd probably go on strike after that performance.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Outskilled

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hmm maybe you guys could learn a lesson or two from the teamwork that's being done here

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The legendary Steel Eel Ouroboros

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even ignoring the absolutely insane Steel Eel centipede odorous shit going on. That walled off and completely inaccessible stinger showing up at the end. Wow.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like how at the end everyone just stops to stare for a moment

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized the reason behind Big man's name
    >BM is a Manta ray
    >Big Man-ta ray
    How the fuck did it take me this long

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this rotation has got me seriously rattled. I don't like having to quit to preserve my rank but it's for the greater good. Just Salmon Run as a whole seems very poorly thought out this time around. Needs some tweaking. Not sure if it's even worth it if we keep getting shit rotations like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you lost count of how many times you said this in 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Random rotations are fun. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its kinda shit you can derank like that meanwhile in anarchy you can go negative.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grizzco is a privately owned company and as such is allowed to have its own hiring and firing practices.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >abloo bloo le rotation bad awoooo ruined mode
      Can you fags just stop playing SR? Its been the same shit since 2.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play with randoms and say this again
        >I-I do play with randoms!
        Post rank and waves cleared

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >10k points
            >EVP40
            >king salmanoids defeated: 4
            Oh look the noob is talking shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s last month’s gear you Pussio. Post the waves you completed TODAY.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Play with randoms and say this again
          why do you guys always say this like everyone not screeching about the mode being impossible HAS to be in a discord

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one even mentioned discord, you just outed yourself sista!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon we both know the first two things you were going to type out were "discord" and "chud"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                take it to #vent discord sista, this isnt your splachud server.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's way more spammy now with the buffed Trash Mobs, and Big Shot adding a third "hides by the shore and hits the whole damn stage" boss.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best part of Big Shot is when you kill one and 3 immediately spawn when you leave.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That and the fact he has so much fucking health.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re complaint about that? That’s 9 free eggs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention Glowflies are fucked now, more so than the previous game.

          2’s Salmon Run wasnt this frustrating imo.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2's SR was teetering on the edge of very challenging and bullshit, but 3's SR fell right over the edge to bullshit.
    Also, the new SR maps are shit. So are the PvP map. Why are 3's maps for anything made like they were designed with graphing paper? Not only do they suck functionally, but they suck aesthetically too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, the new SR maps are shit
      The new SR maps are fine. The shit map is the one from 2.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its another timmy paint roller episode
    >its another i wanna try to use a charger and suck ass episode
    >it's another obvious team stacking episode

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makomart rainmaker
    >rainmaker is at the checkpoint and we're losing by 1 point now in overtime
    >get behind the podium and manage to kill the three players behind it and pop the shield
    >someone on my team grabs it, it literally says WE HAVE THE RAINMAKER! in the replay
    >match instantly ends, so I assume we got ahead in score and won just by them picking it up
    >we actually lost by one point, so the game must have ended overtime even though one of us was holding the rainmaker
    Is overtime just broken in this game? Fucking stole the clutch win from us even though we had it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either overtime expired or there was latency.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game can have several seconds of latency.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can watch match replays in Splatoon 3, just go see what happened. The game can have latency.

      You are also not allowed to walk backwards with the Rainmaker after a certain point in overtime, the game makes you go forward.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 aeros and a roller on your team
    >reef, .52, splattershot, inkbrush on enemy team
    it was over before you knew it

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you lower your rank in salmon run, just by losing repeatedly? I'm hard stuck on profreshonal +2 and haven't seen wave 3 in over 50 matches.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your number by your grade goes below zero you get kicked back into the lower rank. Losing wave 1 costs 20 points, losing wave 2 costs 10, losing wave 3 costs nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a literally button to derank.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      open matchmaking menu and then ZL I believe, and don't worry about current rotation, it can fuck you hard and the new grizz weapon is a great cohozuna killer but that's about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon I was at my wits end. I fucking hate spawning grounds.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah not the best map because of the fucking crest,and it seems it is also high tide happy this rotation and cohozuna on high tide on that map is complete bs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            fucking crates*

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1st wave is glowfish and hightide
            >party wipes
            >requeue with same party because that was b.s
            >second attempt
            >1st wave hightide glowfish

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, the Big Shot cannon doesn't guarantee free deposits.
    I've lost shifts because 3 idiots sat by the cannon, got swarmed, and little shits flew away with all the eggs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      While I have no actual evidence for it, I believe using the cannon immediately notifies every Snatcher in the tri-county area who immediately beeline towards the egg basket.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retards love firing the cannon but dont realize it doesnt fly into the basket, time to play egg janny. But if you leave the shore who will kill the next three big fucks who just pulled up? Decisions, decisions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But if you leave the shore who will kill the next three big fucks who just pulled up?
        One fucking person can handle 3 Big Shots
        They LITERALLY don't attack anything nearby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fire nine eggs with the cannon
      >match ends
      >Assists (1)
      Those fuckers just left eight eggs to get taken.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think assists is the number of eggs delivered by your teammates, but from bosses that you killed. I don't think you throwing/launching eggs affects it. Could be wrong though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That can't be it. If it was everyone would have at least a few in every round.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            After cannon waves I usually see the one or two players who used the cannons with a ton of assists.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That can't be it. If it was everyone would have at least a few in every round.

          during tornado i've done the "gather egg shoot it" leapfrog thing and i get like a <22> at the end of it all.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I think it's just ones you've thrown at least once.

            You can typically see it after a Tornado wave cause like three party members will have high numbers in brackets.

            Interesting, maybe it's both? Because I always see a high number after cannon waves.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That can't be it. If it was everyone would have at least a few in every round.

          I think it's just ones you've thrown at least once.

          You can typically see it after a Tornado wave cause like three party members will have high numbers in brackets.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I go back to being an Overachiever? I can always raise my Rank later, I just want Scales today.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just spam the derank button, I believe that's as low as you can go.

      Keep in mind scales are still random, and there's no guarantee you'll have a weapon set even capable of killing Cohozuna.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 flyfish are up
    >guy popped inkjet so he could shoot a slammin lid thats off to the side

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha time to have fun playing my favorite baby squid game
    >enemy team
    >all himecut
    >all schoolgirl outfit
    >all kanji
    How do i escape this fresh hell?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      masturbate before playing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only the jp players but what I really hate is when you get matched against a clear pre-made team of friends, if you queue solo you should play other solo players, I still have ptsd of a group of players that did this incredibly refined burst bomb to trap you and then other player would perfectly throw another bomb right where you are and that was it, no escape, I wasn't even mad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to play solo queue then play the solo queue mode, doofus

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          which one is that? is that series or the other?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              alright I'm going to give it a try, I thought the one that's not series was supposed to be more casual but I guess I'll sweat my way on every mode, I just wish there was a no rank, pure casual objective base playlist. hate that number going up and down, gives me anxiety, I know it is stupid.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Open is more casual in the sense that you barely get or lose any rank points from it. It's the mode where people who have formed teams irl play in, so unless you've done the same it's probably a good idea to stay away from it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a team that clearly has discord communication and are feeding info to their charged episode

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe your teammates are just fucking retarded and lining up to get shot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not only the jp players but what I really hate is when you get matched against a clear pre-made team of friends, if you queue solo you should play other solo players, I still have ptsd of a group of players that did this incredibly refined burst bomb to trap you and then other player would perfectly throw another bomb right where you are and that was it, no escape, I wasn't even mad.

          i kinda cringe at teamwork for a KIDS game because people LOVE to make that fuckin argument that it's a game for KIDS yet you get the sweatiest fuckers who want to say git gud lol works on my machine :^) while they are in discord calls wearing their favorite thigh highs defeating randoms

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which gear abilities should I go for? I like to use miniguns

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All run speed up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Walk speed up, lets you move real fast while shooting. Probably some ink saver main too, last kind of gun you want to run out of ink with

        Ink Saver, Run Speed Up, and Ink Resistance.

        Bomb Defense Up is also good because People WILL throw a lot of Bombs at you to get you to move.

        Thank you Anons. I'll go for run speed and ink resistance

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dont ignore the anon who said Object Shredder. It makes killing so many things easier, including crab tanks, bubblers, splash walls, rainmaker, and so on. Splatlings can really unload so its a good one to consider. You can have run speed and ink saver main as sub abilities, but object shredder is a main ability only just FYI

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotcha. Thanks for the info. I won't sleep on Object Shredder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walk speed up, lets you move real fast while shooting. Probably some ink saver main too, last kind of gun you want to run out of ink with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a mini gun person but you may want an object shredder in there so you can laugh at Splash Walls.

      It's what mini guns do to me when I'm trying to .52 gal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ink Saver, Run Speed Up, and Ink Resistance.

      Bomb Defense Up is also good because People WILL throw a lot of Bombs at you to get you to move.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Run Speed and sub whatevers
      I like sub up because it lets me bop people who run away from my shots from like a mile away

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat Profresh+3 Coho
    >10 bronze scales
    >mfw

    What in the absolute FUCK are these droprates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beat Profresh+2 coho
      >1 silver scale

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO STOP CRITICIZING THE BASED SQUID RESEARCH LABS ITS BALANCED SO HECCING PERFECTLY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beat VP Cohozuna
      >3 bronze, 1 silver
      >job to one later
      >1 gold
      I've given up on trying to kill it. I just let the encounter play out and take whatever shit the game decides to toss out. They'd better patch that shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you beat Cohozuna and only got 4 scales that means you did fuck all damage to it yourself. Git gud.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron, I dumped a crab special on it and had a blaster.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scale rewards are shared among the team. People have said their team has immediately wiped on Cohozuna and received gold.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beat Coho
      >10 bronze scales and 1 silver
      >Many such cases

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you beat Cohozuna and only got 4 scales that means you did fuck all damage to it yourself. Git gud.

        >beat VP Cohozuna
        >3 bronze, 1 silver
        >job to one later
        >1 gold
        I've given up on trying to kill it. I just let the encounter play out and take whatever shit the game decides to toss out. They'd better patch that shit.

        NOOOOO STOP CRITICIZING THE BASED SQUID RESEARCH LABS ITS BALANCED SO HECCING PERFECTLY

        >beat Profresh+2 coho
        >1 silver scale

        >Beat Profresh+3 Coho
        >10 bronze scales
        >mfw

        What in the absolute FUCK are these droprates

        the scale system is gacha for each scale. The amount of scale you get is based on the amount of damage you do. when the critera for earning a scale is met there's a roll to see the rarity of the scale. This is why you can fail early on and get a gold scale or beat the boss and earn only bronze scale, you were lucky in the one you failed. The idea is that it's a literal bonus mode, which is why when you lose it, you don't get punished. it's just a "give it your best shot" type of deal and keep at it even if you failed this time.
        Granted I think this system is just another gacha system placed to keep you invest but man there's too many already

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fucking retarded and I hope they change it so SR isn't such a huge investment just to get scales. You can't even fight him without being charged up and then if you do manage to win you don't even get a good payout for certain? Come on, Nintendo.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah they should really change it so that your guaranteed to get at least some silver/gold scales, or at least scale it to what rank you are, so if say if you kill him in profresh you only get bronze/silver but VP you get gold/silver/bronze

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd even accept just a flat 2x scale bonus if you beat him because that'd at least give SOME incentive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The idea is that it's a literal bonus mode, which is why when you lose it, you don't get punished.
          Shit rewards despite killing him is punishment.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a round where all of us got the Grizzco bow.
    Thank fuck it was just a Goldie search round.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank goodness it wasn't Goldflies or the Salmonids would have been able to kill you through ammo exhaustion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just had a match that gave me the fucking bow each wave. At least the match after that I got the splatana twice before I got the bow again. I hate it.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it took me an entire hour to get this fucker to spawn
    i even managed to kill him
    and all i got was 10 bronze
    i want to die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The sea provides,
      >and it must LOVE you!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his 100+ egg message.

        it took me an entire hour to get this fucker to spawn
        i even managed to kill him
        and all i got was 10 bronze
        i want to die

        I wonder if even the 11s are complaining about his drop rates. Western normal fags have started to but Nintendo doesn't listen to them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I killed Cohozuna and all I got was this stupid shirt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y-YOU JUST DIDN'T DO ENOUGH DAMAGE
      BASED SQUID RESEARCH LABS CAN DO NO WRONG

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amount of scales is based on damage. Color is random. Kys

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I just bite the bullet and put LDE and ninja squid on my favorite hat/shirt? I don’t think the update in a few months is gonna drastically fix the lack of flank options or how good LDE is and the chunk requirement is at least pretty spread out

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should go to bed before I get greentext ideas for cute veemo girl stories.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naaah you don't need sleep.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if octoling girls would be interested in inkling boys though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inkling boys are prime bully material; perfect for the conniving octoling girl.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol
          lmao even

          Inkling boys are prime bully material; perfect for the conniving octoling girl.

          >octo girls
          >conniving
          Octo girls are innocent and borderline autistic. Its inkling girls who are mean little nasty sluts.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do NOT refer to squid daughters in that manner, it's very rude! Inklings are for cuddling

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Inkling girls are smug confident hedonist brats who take what they want without asking

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You take that back! They're wonderful, cute little creatures that exist purely to be loved

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they want to be loved alright

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beautiful true love. Marriage and the opportunity to grow old together never questioning the love of one another. A relationship bathed in happiness and shared experiences.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Octo girls are innocent and borderline autistic.
                So they want you to think.

                Do NOT refer to squid daughters in that manner, it's very rude! Inklings are for cuddling

                lol
                lmao even

                [...]
                >octo girls
                >conniving
                Octo girls are innocent and borderline autistic. Its inkling girls who are mean little nasty sluts.

                Finally some good fucking discussion.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Octo girls are innocent and borderline autistic.
            So they want you to think.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldnt even attempt to control myself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If octo girls are innocent and autistic, what are octo boys?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              absolute sluts

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I'm not gay bro.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Octoboys are bisexual and give themselves to anyone who wants them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a perfectly good reason to not go to sleep. We need cephalopod green texts!

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    carnal delights with octopus boys

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can all mantas use ink or just big man. If its all do you guys want playable manta?

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on a long losing streak in sr
    >on the cusp of demotion
    >finally win
    >salmonzilla appears
    >have a minigun on lowtide so confident on our chances
    >fish stick appears
    >game is playing fine except no other bosses are spawning
    >actually doing a lot of damage to it despite no golden eggs
    >communication error
    >demoted back to pro hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pro hell is definitely hell. it's like the rank you are infinitely going to be stuck on without a streak of luck to get you out of it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was like 2 and let you keep up to 400 top rank between runs. I was at 200 evp last one but still get sent back to 40. I don't know how any non neet can get those 999 badges when you have to go on a 48 game winning streak

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was Egg VP at the start this mornin and got demoted to profresh 3. i've had more success stickin in egg vp than my profresh 3 runs. all it took was a streak of fuckin shit rng loadouts and waves and it was off to profresh flavor town

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason to do go 999 EVP is to unlock everything in the SR shop immediately, but it's more realistic for someone to just spend the scales from Cohozuna and meet the two milestones to unlock the shop that way, instead of busting a 24-hour SR session. This is under the assumption that most players in SR don't have pro friends to go on the whole rotation with.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is the number of each scale you have to spend?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              100 bronze, 10 silver for the first upgrade
              350 bronze, 40 silver and 4 gold for the second

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are badges 999 reached per stage. The 1000 kills per king will be the holy grail especially if a new one gets added at the end of the updates. I imagine I'll have all the 10k boss kill badges before I'm even halfway to cohozuna kills

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flyfish gets a King Salmonid variant
    >it's a Hugefry-looking Salmonid with rotors and bomb bays strapped to it that spends 95% of the time dropping booyah bomb-style explosives all over the stage

    How would you react?

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn flingaz fuckin one hit kill with that range huh? sneaky sneaky

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Gear just got fucking EXPOSED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eliterfag
      his opinion is worth less than a janitor's paycheck

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if I raise star level of gear after it already has 3 slots? It just gives it more exp? Sounds like a waste

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's a waste. its for shit you are gonna stick with to level up quick for the rando chunk at the end of the long exp process

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        At maximum stars you get an extra 10% exp.

        Good to know. Thanks for clarifying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      At maximum stars you get an extra 10% exp.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get more cohozuna kills! Randoms are hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pray you get a decent team. You can throw eggs to kill other bosses, which means more eggs. Cohozuna’s belly is his weak spot, but dont stand directly under it as he will flop you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a weakspot??? Do eggs do more damage there or should I not worry about that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can throw eggs to kill other bosses
        Trying to pull this off cost me a match. Throw them at Cohockzuna unless you know what you are doing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I personally never do that but it might be worth it if you run into a flyfish. Chuck it at the pilot in the middle.

          He has a weakspot??? Do eggs do more damage there or should I not worry about that

          Yes fire the eggs at his belly if you can. Just make sure you’re constantly damaging him but also keeping the other enemies under control. It’s tough man.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chuck it at the pilot in the middle.
            I literally did this and it didnt fucking do anything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chuck it at the pilot in the middle.
            Fuck you guys, this is bullshit. I did this and the egg was wasted. Open, not open, it didn't matter.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chuck it at the pilot in the middle.
              I literally did this and it didnt fucking do anything.

              So maybe it’s bugged then. Flyfish are so fucked.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really really hate the gay that started this shitty meme of throwing eggs at bosses and how everyone just took it as gospel.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So does it actually not work at all? Has anyone actually had success with it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It works. Some people would rather shoot one more egg at cohozuna then spend a few seconds shooting at a boss. You have to hit weakpoints even with the egg. Unsure if you can 1 shot a flyfish like you can with a special, but I know it 1 shots anything else. Shoot 2 eggs, save 1 for a boss, repeat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                flyfish you can destroy with just one if you aim it between the pods, above the cockpit since its explosion is large.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does work as in it does damage bosses but its way too unreliable to pull off consistently. The most it's done for me is stopping a Scrapper.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                we seriously need one of these types of gays to start giving actual fuckin general good advice like stop ignoring the chums/frys/cohocks and not stupid shit like ULTRA GOOD METHOD that are too advanced for little timmy. they need fuckin fundamentals down first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a weakspot??? Do eggs do more damage there or should I not worry about that

        Don't forget you do more damage during the last 30 seconds

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just had a teammate waste TWO inkjets just to kill ONE fish stick fish
    Today really is the day when retards play isn't it?

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually thought today was gonna be the day I got the max hazard badge.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cohozuna
    >everyone gets a Splatling
    And all that for a tiny handful of lousy silvers I can't even use because fuck you, this costs 30

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a good charger
    this almost feels unfair what the fuck. the fact you can get a hit marker to know when you are aiming directly at them before you fire seems like cheatin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, sniper on any game are a bunch of bitches, I thought it was pretty hard on this game but on my second round trying a charger I was already ranking 14 splats, also, one super important tip for tower control

      ?t=327
      I thought being on squid form to hide was the better option, I was always scratching my head dying all the time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is good to know and explains why i got shot behind a fuckin wall squiddin away. thanks.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going against a sniper that never misses is a fucking nightmare

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll, stupid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He shot me while I rolled, what’s next?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >e-liter vs splatling, no way to outrange it
      >team full of aerosprays and duelies
      >they just fuck around middle instead of pushing the sniper

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, regardless of skill, they are always the highest priority on my shit list.

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Matched with good SR team of randos
    >Win three in a row
    >Communication error
    Every fucking time.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish we could exchange scales
    10 bronze for 1 silver
    10 silver for 1 gold
    Honestly surprised this isn't a thing

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw fighting big man
    I swear that fight is one of the best boss fight in the series

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you start ignoring Flyfish at <30s left, <20s left, or <15s left?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just ignore them from the get-go.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      <100s left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, you drop whatever you're doing to get rid of the Flyfish right away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ignore flyfish and the cannon dudes at around 30 seconds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      30. By that point you’re probably so overwhelmed with salmon that you’ll probably die trying to be a hero and take it put.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fuck off the last 30 seconds if we've met the quota.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless there's multiple flyfish, I bomb the red bin and then move on with my life

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teammate puts a tacticool right in the middle of enemy territory
    fuck you gay

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dropped from Profresh 3 to Part timer pro fresh

    This is MISERABLE

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop putting me up against fuckin premades fuck you game this isn't casual at all

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the thing where you just cripple flyfish so that no more spawn still work in 3 or did they change how it works?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cap for most bosses is still 4

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't be allowed to participate in this shift unless you've used each weapon in a match.

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two FFXIV drawings in my lobby
    What the hell that's the last thing I expected to see

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had your fuckin' plaza, all I get is furry and chud shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh don't get me wrong I still have plenty of furshit. Just also happened to have an Emet Selch talking about how he once inked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          See, whereas japs get to enjoy their community posts, I am just reminded that there is an option to turn them off every time I step foot in the plaza.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two FFXIV drawings in my lobby
        What the hell that's the last thing I expected to see

        Mine is now a mix of cute art and people setting their fucking names to discord servers and writing "Check out my name and join!"
        Literal bots in starting gear buying online to play one game of turf so they can advertise their servers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would unironically prefer little Timmies posting how they had a bad day at school or whatever over the countless vore posts I've seen in the last week, alone.
          >muh representation
          This is a kids game, fuck off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it the Emet one?
      Gave me a laugh

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a fight: a Woomy or Veemo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean veemo are more naturally aggressive and animal like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woomy and Veemo should kiss.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do after they get all hot and bothered fighting each other

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        8 should have taken 3's body as a prize after beating her

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if mahi mahi is next in rotation i'm going to BED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      put on a trip and join the octo gay in the hole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUR IMA MUTE YOU
        no one cares gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you care enough to reply, trip moron

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, haven't played this game since Splatoon 2 5 years ago.
    Is ranked the anarchy mode?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Anarchy Open is solo queue (if you want to get it in the ass by friends teaming up) and Series is the gauntlet-type option, but is guaranteed solo.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get the dab?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catalog level 100
      Enjoy the grind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit. I kind of wish I didn't know that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Winning ranked battles gives you a lot of catalog points, and if you play Series then it goes by pretty quickly. If that's what you've already been doing, well... it's the fastest way to finish catalog, by far.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catalog level 100
      Enjoy the grind

      Level 99*

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >connection unstable
    >kicks my teammates
    >high tide by myself
    Thanks Nintendo, what a great experience.

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Alright I'll play until I get a Cohozuna and then stop"
    >half an hour later, on the verge of ranking down from Profresh+1
    Fuck this shit, I'm out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      next match bro

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have the Timmies gone to sleep yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its pizza nite at timmies house were having a slumber party takin turns on salmon run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. I have been winning more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just about to get on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is timmy tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splat tim

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollers make glowfish waves free. Just m1 + w and win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teammate gets roller
      >swings it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Teammate gets Dynamo roller on wave 3
        >They keep flicking it and leaving everyone else to deal with lessers
        Holy shit some people are braindead.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good abilities for splash o matic?

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Was VP last night
    >Now Profresh +1
    I hate it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon it's my fault

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW Judd and L'il Judd recreate the end of MGS4 at the end of the dlc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Including the kiss?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After playing the first Takozon arena in Splat2, I wonder how much evolved true Octolings are to Takozons. Takozon AI is bad. Makes me wonder if Octolings in Octo Expansion are born while Takozons are artificially made.

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get Player on team
    its over

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >five shifts in a row
    >always get bamboozler at least once per shift
    fuck me

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you can press X, dpad down, A to quickly jump back to spawn.

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Octobrush is an instant loss in salmon run.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend like 10 minutes wandering around Splatsville and taking in all the sights
    This hub is so much better than Inkopolis Square it's not even funny. So comfy watching all the squids and octos interact and walk around, listening to the excessive amount of new sounds and music they put in every corner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It's good.

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best charger if i wanna try the weapon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular charger or splatterscope if you really want that zoom in. No reason to get fancy if you're just getting used to the weapon.

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Scrapper the most pathetic and weak bosses?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that would be flipper floppers, literally never an issue to take down and am always happy to see one spawn.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, they are terrible as well. It's almost impossible to be killed by them. I don't really understand what role they play. Just free eggs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drizzlers suck because they can never kill you without help and their only attack can easily be entirely negated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        drizzler is another one of those gays you gotta sit there and babysit for the fuckin balloon otherwise he just makes your life a pain. meanwhile you should be doing other shit but multitaskin a bitch.
        that balloon doesn't stay up for long either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Waiting for the fucker to attack is still annoying and leaves you open to flanking.

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god if only i had the fuckin chunks so i can just wear fashion while having that placebo effect that my abilities are helping me.

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst "idols" by far.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They would be fine if Big Man wasn't there

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah the black one is hideous and has no charisma. Only Shiver is good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Off the Hook is just too hard an act to follow, their music is just so much better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was not a fan of the first two or the second two. I like Shiver though. So I'm content.

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the first splat roller so bad. How am I supposed to use it’s R3? I put up a shield okay then every one just ignores me and as soon as step out of the bubble, everyone just kills me.
    How much better is the next roller?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all I use. I rarely use the special unless I need to refill and enemies are around me. Other than that, get close and hit them. Also practice the vertical attack, I think it has a little more range.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too stupid to use a special properly
      >WEAPON BAD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The splat roller is a great filter. It will always be my favorite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shield also doubles as a beacon to super jump too.

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rank up failed again
    i cant deal with my splatana wiper doing nothing anymore
    gotta shelve it until it gets buffs because it's unironically too weak to survive, i lose almost every encounter
    sad

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weapon's Freshness +5 do not exist

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to fight giga salmon every other hour
    >9 bronze clams

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glowflies but I got they dynamo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glowflies
      >i get carbon roller

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide fog
    >then high tide glowfiles immediately after

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