Splatoon 3

Fist based weapon or special when?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got the title "Traditional Fist"
    No idea why but that shit's hilarious to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got South Pacific Forehead

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "What's your favorite kind of Chocolate, Mac?" "Mine's Ink-credible!"

    "The Ink is more powerful than the Sword!"

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cephs don't get hurt by blunt force trauma, as evidenced by zero fall damage. The fist would need to be augmented with ink somehow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like using Dish-washing Sponges as Boxing Gloves?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The natural ones would be better since they're already round

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine punching a ceph in the face and they just laugh at you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but can they laugh at bullet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how exactly their anatomy works.
          But considering that it usually takes making them outright explode to kill them...you might have a rough time fighting cephs with your human guns.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not many people realize that the actual Inkling is the little ghost squid that pops out when you splat them, the main body you normally see is basically an ink mech the ghost pilots around

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              WOO WOO WOO!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >focus on your breathing Veemo! You have to use your inkmon to defeat this watery beast!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My ink-sac resonates...
        >Fresh enough to burn...
        >My ink is razor sharp!
        >SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERCOAT!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean you might be able to do a claw themed lightweight Splatana variant.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Turf War had MMR. Hell, I wish it had the Glicko ranking system from Ranked. It's maddenly unfun to get matched against an S-rank sniper when I'm B rank with a brush.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a clearly premade team with matching outfits episode communicating by voice chat episode.

      Also they're all Japanese.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate having easy to see new timmys on my team using rollers. its a fuckin loss
      chargers is such a 50/50 toss up that it seems like the enemy team always has a good one and is rarely useless and bottom scoring

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick your team Ganker. Remember, thats a lot of wasps though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The middle team literally does not exist though.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playable anemones.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ane"mone"
      >Har"mony"

      Huh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's also in a band
        Neato

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harmony started off in a band in 2. She only stepped into the limelight in 3.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >started off in a band in 2
            You mean 1

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, thank you.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want more Salmon Run content.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big run soon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't even place holder data for Big Run in there even with the latest update, when there is for three whole more SR modes and like four unfinished enemies.

        I wouldn't expect Big Run until Season 2 at the earliest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon Run is fucking Inkling Vietnam.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all those timmies dead crawling up Mincemeat Hill
        Shit ive seen, anons...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mincemeat Big Run is gonna be some shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Salmon Run is fucking Inkling Vietnam.

          I just want more Salmon Run content.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ink ain't me starts playing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The daily rewards for salmon run are too few. You get everything by the fifth run.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Will never play as a female character

    I Will never play as a octoling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan actually does something important for once!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're a yebby, the universal sign of a shitter.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be nice to shiver 🙁

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think this is busted, try playing it at high ranks and find out just how much a team can let you down

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to git gud with it. It's probably the best Splatling at the moment.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I dunno about that. Maybe some modes/maps

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the one that I see at higher levels the most, by far and away. It's also the one that has the best kit easily too. I don't think most aside from the mini due to hits shitty special have bad kits really, they're just not as good as they could be. I play Ballpoint myself but I feel like I'm letting my team down with the Inkjet, where I stand a very high risk of dying every time I use it.

          Ask me how I know you dont have an OLED

          I don't. Not sure how that would effect me.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laggy jap with dappers
    get fucked back to china, Kim

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatfest idea: Weapon Choice
    Rapid fire / Single shot / Melee

    Rapid fire chads report in.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Single Shot would be chock full of Chargers.

      Should I reroll abilities with the gear I have now, including gear that I actually like to use or wait until more gear's been released?

      Save your snails. There may be future gear you can't rank up outside of the shop besides just story and amiibo rewards if they do seasonal Splatfest gear.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Save your snails. There may be future gear you can't rank up outside of the shop besides just story and amiibo rewards if they do seasonal Splatfest gear.
        Thanks, anon. I'll give it at least until another update or two and just focus on collecting ability chunks until then.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a Pro or Jet Squelcher kit with an actual sub weapon? I'm getting tired of Dualie Squelchers but I need a weapon with decent range because I'm trash.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play anchor
      >decide to try out Jet Squelcher
      >somehow play worse than I did when I experimented with dualies
      Literally how

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats an anchor?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Backline. Same thing more or less, they're roles that you play on the team. So the person who stays in the back and supports the team, picking off guys from afar, playing the objective, watching for flanks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Backline, the dude that does their best to never die so people can jump to them.

            well that explains why im always #1 jump spot. im constantly just applying pressure with splat bombs from the back as a Jr and attacking flankers, pushing up to give my team the bubble shield

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Backline, the dude that does their best to never die so people can jump to them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Backline. Same thing more or less, they're roles that you play on the team. So the person who stays in the back and supports the team, picking off guys from afar, playing the objective, watching for flanks.

            is .52 an anchor?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hell no, 52 is frontline/slayer, the complete opposite. Your job is to be in front, getting kills, which makes pushing the objective easier.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mediocre sub weapon
        Really cool special, that doesn't fit the jet squelcher in any way shape or form.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ink Vac doesn't suit Squelcher bc it prefers to stay in the back, right?

          Requires a different mindset to play anchor than slayer. You dont attack, at least its not your responsibility to push the line forward. You are watching and using your range, walling people out, and also being "#1 teamplayer", helping your teammates out with fights.

          Yes, I know. Which is why I should be better with Squelcher than the Dapples. Are Squelcher Dualies worth trying out btw?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jet Squelcher's kit sucks ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Requires a different mindset to play anchor than slayer. You dont attack, at least its not your responsibility to push the line forward. You are watching and using your range, walling people out, and also being "#1 teamplayer", helping your teammates out with fights.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mediocre sub weapon
      Really cool special, that doesn't fit the jet squelcher in any way shape or form.

      Jet Squelcher's kit sucks ass

      The ideal Custom Jet Squelcher Kit would be Burst Bombs and Killer Wail 5.1.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree, i'd be okay with the inkstorm too.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I reroll abilities with the gear I have now, including gear that I actually like to use or wait until more gear's been released?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >connection errors
    >negative numbers
    Is ranked really that bad?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    S+

    I did it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what emote is this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dance like that in the festival.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get fucked due to Ian
      >can't play outside of handheld mode at the moment, which I fucking hate and suck with
      I really want to get to S+ already.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask me how I know you dont have an OLED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least your entire house didn’t get flooded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will NEVER reach S+2. I don't even think it exists bc I've been in negative point hell for like, half of the game's life by now. I'm closer to the goddamn 5 star freshness than I am the next rank. Goddamn I'm so tired of losing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the moral of the story is don't rank up past S unless you enjoy losing?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't there no longer rank-up battles when you're in S+n? Without those you can just get points from medals and who cares about losing some of the matches.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It counts into 1. Like I said, I don't think 2 exists because I can't fucking win enough to get there, but in Splatoon 2 it went up to 10, and then you enter X Rank, which isn't in 3. yet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It goes up to S+50. What I'm saying is that after S+1, I thought it's just one continuous meter and you don't have a rank up battle to go from S+1 to S+2 for example, which the stressful part of series for me.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's every 10 s+ levels for rank up battles.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. So you'll have to do one rank up battle per season to stay in X rank then. That's not so bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The buy-in's pretty aggressive. 160p. If you're not going at least even in S+, you're probably losing points.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I broke even on three straight losses but it was with all gold medals. Maybe, I don’t remember.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I misremembered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this glasses in game yet. How come I never saw anyone with it

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rpg class splatfest with fighter, thief, and mage when? Would be too based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We kinda already had Mage Vs. Knight in 2 so they might not redo it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that one.

      My ideas:
      >Werewolf vs. Vampire vs. Frankenstein
      >Kirk vs. Spock vs. McCoy
      >Superman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the matchmaking even take comps into consideration? Just went through several games where my team was just dualies, splattershots and brushes vs teams with the fuck crutching machine, chargers and hydras. This shit is unfair. Why does everytime I get a good team, there’s a fucking communication error before we even hit 3 gamed. This is so infuriating

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well grubheads, where DID your team go?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ate themselves into a food coma in their depression over not getting a single point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >furry OC
      fucking disgusting, please tell me reporting 1 of this furfag's posts makes me never see a second one from him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm assuming the foot long he's carrying is a euphemism for...yeah...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gear and Fun ripped Grub to shreds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does all furfag art have a similar look/style?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally can't not draw dogs.

        Even their Salmonids have canine features.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause Disney. Though the younger ones are trying really hard to ape the bara/kemono style which makes a whopping 2-3 art styles. They can't draw anything that isn't a dog or cat because they're too brain damaged to see familiarity in other animals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder to report all furry posts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did, but what do you even flag them down as? I just put inappropriate/harmful for this one. Harmful for those of us who dont want to see Furshit in the plaza

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play 5 ranked matches and no connection errors
    >start new series and immediately a connection error
    FUCK OFF NINTENDO

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rainmaker is so much better with checkpoints

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, until a smoothbrain teammate runs past the checkpoint in overtime and loses the match for you.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck fists (for now), I want an ink flamethrower.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every single weapon with Ink Vac is a long range weapon?
    why? if you play at your optimal distance you won't get much use out of Ink Vac

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So far, I’ve come to notice they just use it as a panic button. Splat sqiggas all day and the moment someone comes a knocking at your door, they use ink vac as defense. Hate it, makes an already unapproachable weapon even harder to approach

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's great if you're a rapidfire weapon though because you can just overload their vacc and splat them anyway, shit's hilarious

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Booyah bomb should not have hyper armor

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 1 vs Dark Souls 2 vs Dark Souls 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frye saddled with the worst option again

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teammates just as fuckin stupid if not more than the enemy team
    >DEFEAT
    i want to strangle someone

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver is best. Frye is uglybutt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try range blaster
    >can never seem to do direct hits even around mid-range
    >play against a range blaster
    >always get 2-shot by direct hits from max range
    What am I doing wrong?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not aiming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does it mean when you open a pack of tableturf cards and some of the cards turn into little yellow squares?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means it's a duplicate, so you get chunks you can spend in the card shop instead.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frye vs. Big Man vs. Shiver
    >In that order

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The team has gotten a lot better at animating their characters for 3, can't wait to see how good Pearl and Marina will look when the DLC hits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The team has gotten a lot better at animating their characters for 3
      Except for the Squid Sisters' mouths. For whatever reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't surprise me if it's still the same S1 models just slightly updated. The animations are really stiff in S1 when you go back to look at them, the concerts between the Sisters and Off the Hook are like night and day and Deep Cut is even more animated.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, actually, the Squid Sisters' models were entirely remade from the ground up for 3. It's why they look a little off, in my opinion. Yet, for some reason, they're still using the animation system used in 1 and 2 instead of the newer one 3 uses for the rest of its models.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, meant to say animations not models.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wave 1 begins
    >Dedicate all my energy into killing a Flyfish by myself
    >Die in the process
    >Another one immediately spawns in its place
    >Look to the left
    >pic related

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro just use your specia--ACK!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wave 1 begins
        >Dedicate all my energy into killing a Flyfish by myself
        >Die in the process
        >Another one immediately spawns in its place
        >Look to the left
        >pic related

        I wonder if wave breaker can actually damage a flyfish if it's close enough to a ledge? It's armor probably protects it regardless but who knows

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd have to be on top of a fish stick probably. Seems like a longshot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My condolences

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i had inkjet right about now. protip, the explosher can kill them like bombs for some reason. I only know this by seeing others do it, and dunno if any other weapon has secrets like that, but how tf are you supposed to know? also the missile special thing can one shit if it hits the cockpit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but how tf are you supposed to know
        That's the only major one off the top of my head, but it was something that was mentioned when the released the weapon for 2. They dont really explain it in game at all from what I can tell which is kinda bullshit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that "pierces" (Killer Wail, Triple Ink Strike, etc.) can kill armored bosses (Flyfish, Steelhead, scrapper, etc.) without needing to hit weakpoints

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Triple Ink Strike can only kill armored bosses in theory. In practice is just lightly tickles them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't fucking do anything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has to be a direct hit, and it does a fixed amount of damage. Every armored Salmonid has different health. I think Flyfish is the only one that can be one shot with the missiles.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot to add: Grizzco Slosher pierces, whenever there's a rotation that includes that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crab tank and Inkjet can also kill flyfish buckets. The cannons in the Cocock Swarm night time event can as well. Booyah Bomb, Inkstrike, and killer wail kills everything without fucking with weakpoints. Grizzco Slosher does too. It wouldn't surprise me if the Grizzco Bow also does something special with charged shots besides deleting king salmon health. I'm guessing that will be this upcoming random run's grizzco weapon (runs with random weapons have a chance to be grizzco weapons, but the same kind of weapon will be the only one you have a chance to get for that run. All yellow question mark runs means every weapon you get is a grizzco one and that the matchmaking will be fucked for the next week or 2 following it due to retards being carried to VP 400). If you're the last one alive and throw a hail mary bomb the wave won't end until the bomb detonates meaning you can die throwing it and still be safe if the bomb heals someone. Also, if you've met the quota and throw a bomb in the last 2 seconds (not in the water or in a maws) you will win that wave. That trick has saved my ass a lot when I'm the last one alive and know I'm going to die.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess if you want to get to VP 999 that’s your best bet is a full grizzco loadout huh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't have died at the beginning of the wave killing 1 flyfish, jesus christ.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >what's the past tense of read?
    >read
    >are they pronounced the same?
    >no
    >okay, so what's the past tense of lead? is it lead?
    >no, it's led.
    >how do you pronounce that?
    >like lead.
    >lead and led are pronounced the same?
    >no, not lead. lead.
    >??????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's tough to be thorough throughout though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I debated on how absurd the idea of a weapon based of "finger painting" would be but I suppose making it a fist-based weapon would be the closest thing to it that can work. But it would likely be the worst turf spreading weapon ever.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's this awesome song playing in the lobby right now and I can't find it on youtube
    Soft vocals, sounds like something you'd hear in Europe or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lobby 09

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forget balance, I need the patch that adds Squid Beatz 3 and reveals all the song names yesterday.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the fuck is Squid Beatz 3 not in the game?
          Are we EVER going to have a Splatoon game that isn't rushed to shit?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was probably always going to be rushed, even if the lockdowns never slowed development down in Japan. That's just the Switch way for most games I'm afraid.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was worked on for at least an entire year more than Splatoon 2, and even got delayed by a few months. So I wouldn't call it rushed. It needed more time, though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but how much actually got done during the pandemic? I imagine development came to a complete standstill for at least a couple of months due to the situation as Japs went full retard when it came to their inability to shift to work from home shit. If the game needed more time, it was rushed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was clearly rushed even despite the delay. This is the buggiest version of Splatoon yet, there's a lot of unused shit in the data, and the cart build is from fucking May with unfinished multiplayer assets all over the place.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder they swapped the release date with Xenoblade presumably, imagine what state it'd be if we got it in July

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder they swapped the release date with Xenoblade presumably, imagine what state it'd be if we got it in July

                This is what happens when a company is against crunching

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s ‘unused’ shit in every game, most of it will probably never see the light of day, like that 8 ball mode in 2.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure if it is the buggiest, but it sure is the one with the most unstable online.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this is the one. Jesus Christ I love it. How have I never heard it before?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This might be a dumb idea for a weapon. I thought about something like a yoyo or a boomerang you can throw. When you throw it you're defenseless. However the weapon homes back to you wherever you move. So you can swim around and the boomerang comes back. Thoughts?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone edit it so that thumbnail krillin is wearing the PHat

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 FUCKING SPECIAL WAVES
    >survive Grillers with no problem
    >clear Mothership is ez
    >>Oh damn, we might actually finish this one!
    >Glowflies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that fucking feeling when the sky turns dark

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That feeling when it's just fucking Mudbombs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's tornado, mothership or mudmouths
        Easy win

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have problems with Goldie Hunting right? Right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just forgot it existed

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank goodness I was worried.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trust me, I can do goldie hunt. My teammates sometimes on the other hand...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm mad because I like most of them. Mudfish and Tornade are a blast and Grillers are a good test of awareness (minus the nonexistent startup buff).
        Shit like glowflies is the worst.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mudfish and Tornade are a blast
          They are boring because they're too easy. Grillers is usually pretty hard but fair and glowflies are just broken right now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Grillers are the most fun event, hightide Grillers on certain maps is bullshit though.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird, in 2 I used to hate Grillers but I strangely enjoy them this time around and rarely seem to find ourselves getting messed up by them. I just prioritize fucking with smallfry if I've got the right weapon, and a roller makes it super easy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean while Spawning Grounds is a pain with Grillers the other Splatoon 2 stages, which didn't come back, often had worse setups.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it feel like Suction Bombs and Splat Bombs have bigger hitboxes in this game or is it just me

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw deciding to give clash blaster a spin
    this has to be the most unga bunga shit I've ever seen, absolutely vile and I can't get enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not too late to turn back. You can still be forgiven.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See you in C to A rank bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it earlier and I couldnt stop thinking of this image, hilarious weapon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hey that's mine. Glad to see people using it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just remember to actually aim since the indirect kill is slow as shit and you'll get destroyed in higher ranks.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get so burnt out trying to roll proper slots and having to wipe them each time, is there a good method to not getting tired of the grind? I know about all the snail tricks but that still doesnt fix the main issue of having to play ~15 matches just for a chance at seeing if its a good roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you have a load of chunks then do whatever the hell you want.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farm them chunks moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drink your ability juice

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like clam blitz now

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must answer for your crimes.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking that Clash Blaster is overpowered is like thinking that spamming Kirby's down-B in Smash is overpowered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I think most people admit it's a brainless weapon that only works against other brainless squids. Great for sweeping out Timmies with minimal brain power.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not overpowered but it's fucking annoying. It's kinda like the blob shit in that it encourages retardo play.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think what we got with the Tornado Wave wasn't the original intent since miners found Giant Gold Egg objects intended for that mode that were worth ten Gold Eggs.

    It was probably originally intended to be more involved before it became "Do you remember how to throw eggs?" The Wave.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck is it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the outskirts of Inkopolis by the looks of things

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reworked for lore reasons

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty meme, but I want to have a stupid song about Moai statues.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This song on Moai Doo-Wop would be so incredibly hard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that clinging to the walls in Glowflies should only be a backup strategy. To clear it with a high quota you need to stand your ground at a chokepoint that's as close to the basket as possible. Right now all 3 maps have one little square platform that's up a ramp somewhat near the basket, and that's where you need to be. If your weapons aren't good enough to hold out there, they're not good enough to win with the wall strat either.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing so many games where players know to do the wall trick but don't meet the quota has got me concerned that it's going to take some time/effort to get them to try holding up next to the basket. Like, despite not being that effective, it's the strategy that everyone's had drilled into them to beat glowflies.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so perfect?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 INT 10 CHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mellow nature, not a stuck up cunt, and also not loud and annoying. Just seems pretty chill to be around, but also kinda feisty at the same time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's into that happy grass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah not particularly attracted to that drooling retard

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is that the old Killer Wail from Splatoon 1 uses a sample of Pearl's singing.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream Harmony touched my penis

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >team thinks their push is guaranteed because they have an ink vac going
    >*slice*
    Nothing personnel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad guy starts using vac at mahi mahi mid
      >casually murder them with my wiper
      >lock eyes with the guy 30 ft from him
      >he is also using his vac

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The replay feature is really worth checking out. I want to see some competitive replays or analysis of replays too. Seems like there hasn't been a ton of competitive play yet though, just waiting for Big House to change that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sucks that they get deleted when the game updates. And yes I understand why, but an option to convert to video like Smash has would be an easy fix.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an upload feature like in Smash.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    call me an alcoholic because i am addicted to the bottle

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy fucking shit bros
    LDE on the Aviators + this, we fashionably meta now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the heads up, I'm ordering that shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the greaser look
      I don't know if I want to look like Danny
      Give me Sandy for my Octogirl instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this? Is there a phone app for this game?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's part of the Splatoon 3 section in the Nintendo Online app

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo Switch Online app. Very useful. Lets you look at in-depth stats and order gear with different abilities.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you use this thing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      aim in vague direction of enemy
      arc up
      fire

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spineless Sloshing Machine User

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brellas are the coolest class of weapon. They're so cool. And perfect. They have good range and good damage and a good gimmick. And good kits. And their poses are the best. And they're cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could get good with the Tenta and just be a shotgun bro.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angle Shooter is good, I don't care what anyone says. But I hope people keep trashing it so the devs make it a 3 hit and/or give it like 4 uses on one tank, thereby making it better than a lot of main weapons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make the lingering trail do damage and it'll be on par with everything else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems very situational, still nice tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just make the lingering trail do damage and it'll be on par with everything else

        I think it complements the Pro very well. If you get two shots and then the enemy moves out of range, tag them with it and boom, dead. Also lets you assist in fights that are out of your range normally.

        And, before the variants in S2 I was used to using the Pro with Point Sensor, so the fact that it does damage at all already feels like a buff.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's much easier to hit things with point sensor

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Point Sensor is more useful when you have a certain area in front of you and you want to make sure it's clear. But if you already know where the enemies are and you to mark and harass them, Angle Shooter is as good or better.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am awaiting the Big Run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big run removes the 3 boss type at a time cap
      PANIC

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there always a 50% markup when you order gear?

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her bros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least she still has a store. Meanwhile Flow is just gone forever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I REGRET EVERYTHING!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best character design in the series thrown away after one fucking game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here, take this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna fuck middle scrapped Flo design and she looks like she’d be up for it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss our hippie aunt. Slug is for hugs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spyke, Annie & Moe, Flow & Craymond, Iso Padre, Agent 4, and Pearl are on Team Chaos
            >Chaos wins Finalfest to influence the direction of Splatoon 3
            >Splatoon 3 comes
            >NONE of them except for Pearl appear in the game whatsoever, and Pearl has no real relevancy and is reduced to being a character in another offscreen band Yes, I know she'll have more relevancy in the DLC, but still.
            What the fuck happened?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Probably what other people have been saying, that the game's general direction and feel were decided well in advance and the whole Chaos victory was dressing, at best. Wouldn't have been too difficult to change the big bulky buildings into some sort of weird futuristic utopia looking deal if Future had won.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do doubt that a little bit, considering they said right after Chaos vs Order they hadn't really even started development on 3 yet, and the entire aesthetic of the multiplayer is based on Chaos.
                And the idea that they spent at least 3 years or more thinking up the direction of the singleplayer campaign only to end up with...that, is depressing to contemplate.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We'll probably never know, but considering I don't really feel the whole chaos theme all that much, I wouldn't be surprised. I liked single player.

                We dont have octoling armor because they are saving it for when we get playable octozons as dlc right?

                Reach for the stars, bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shopkeepers switch every game because they take place in a new game
        >Except Sheldon because fuck you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they like Sheldon so much?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The bloke is just as old if not older than Cuttlefish. He's not going anywhere, even with his worsening eyesight.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we could've had Agent 8 take over the weapon business
          >nope we're using the guy nobody likes, again
          >fuck you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese kids probably like him or something

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do like how they realized he's a slog to sit through when he speaks so not only did they make a skip button, but they worked it into his character

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            God I wish Agent 8 took over, it'd be such a cool lore thing and having an octoling shopkeeper would be cool.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              splatoon might as well be called wasted potential: the series. so many cool things they could do just from their own setup alone that they just don't for whatever reason

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sheldon's family has been making weapons for generations it's lore

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does he happen to move to every city that a big world ending event is about to happen?
            Curious...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was excited when Sheldon came back because I just like his shop's theme music and would be sad if it was gone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I completely forgot about her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too
      it's not fucking fair

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 stringers
    >5 splatlings
    >2 splatanas
    >5 sloshers
    >14 shooters
    >4 rollers
    >5 dualies
    >7 chargers
    >2 brushes
    >3 brellas
    >6 blasters

    There are too many shooters and not enough anything else
    I mean jesus christ how are there only 4 main rollers, an iconic weapon type since the beginning. They could only think of 4 archeypes and one of them is just a mix of two of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I used to think Splatlings got a raw deal but that's not bad at all, though I could do with more.

      What else could you do with them though? I thought of one where maybe you have a very slow rate of fire but each shot is kinda like an Explosher shot but weaker. Though I guess that would just be kinda like a Blaster.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splatling that fires like a minigun in any other game where it slowly revs up and fires faster and faster instead of charging

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that would be good too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how the crab tank and the octoling gatlings both work like this, but there's still no primary for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More rollers would be nice. Can't think of any good ideas, maybe a horizontal flingza, AKA longer range regular fling?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw an idea for one that shoots out ink in a wave in front of you while rolling in a fan splatoon 3 concept, so we can actually have a roller where it's good to roll.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shooters are a very bloated class. There are many that are very slight variations on each other. I hope they give out shooter kits more sparingly. The fact that shooters operate so similarly and have so many kit variations is a large part of what makes the game centralize around them

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posts from the Americas: shiver is non binary, trans and loves women! trans rights!!! + ugly bara furries
    >posts from yurop:
    >posts from Japan: high quality art just about anywhere + top tier dicky
    please just nuke the US already holy shit also give the sole nintendo janny a raise or at least a coworker, love seeing these freaks cry on twatter after receiving a warning and getting banned

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to twitter and stay there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they do get banned then? Happy to hear.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deep Cut bends the knee to Marie specifically
    Bandits have good taste!

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't you embraced the bucket lifestyle?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >octozon with bucket
      damn, reminds me of this
      shame it never lasted until octo expansion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like weapons that demand skill.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck decided that one team on Mahi-mahi just gets to be wide open to people just walking in?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of decisions that seem to have gone bad with Mahi Mahi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One team
      They’re identical, but it changes halfway through the match/when someone hits 50

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fucking hate mahi mahi with a passion.
      it fuckin sucks gettin walked in on and met with someone at spawn like that, and it feels dirty on the flip side of it as well.

      it's probably my least liked map. hammerhead is slightly better but not by much.
      i hope we get a lot more maps in an update and not drip fed

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Splatana Wiper
    >Get chased around the outside of malo mart by a stamp. Whatever, I’m faster.
    >Come around the other side, shoot a charge shot to get back to the objective
    >Melee instakill on an enemy I didn’t know was there
    Fucking lmao. I watched the replay from their perspective. I came out of fuckin’ nowhere.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the devs seemingly so ashamed of their old Splatoon 1 designs? The maps were fucking good. Even the worst S1 maps were better than some of the middling S2 maps. And definitely better than the abominacions they turned Hammerhead and Mahi Mahi into in 3.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 1 is a different game. Let it go.

      Also the only bad map in Splatoon 3 is Hammerhead, because it's boring.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, I will admit 3 is a better game. But it's a better game with worse maps. If we could have a Splatoon with all the great weapons and features and balance of 3 with the map design of 1 that would be perfect.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, maps are a bit weak design wise this time around. At least the music is an improvement from 2. Splatoon 2 ost is garbage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit taste, batman
        Splat 2 OST is series peak

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this bizarro world? Plat 2 OST is pure zoomer pseudo music.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speak without buzzwords this time.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, it's a childish mesh or random instrument with barely and rhythm and that arrogant zoomer touch.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you stop playing early or something? This shit is fucking fire

            They even had a fucking celtic punk band. Find me one zoomer who listens to The Pogues or Flogging Molly

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly what I'm talking about. It's like they recorded a guy holding a trumpet while having a seizure while a guy was playing the only notes he learned on the piano and a third guy is just being le random improviser. No rhyme or reason.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jazz is zoomer music
                Holy shit it’s retarded, I feel sorry for arguing with it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jazz is moron pseudo music, and zoomers poorly copy it, yes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay buddy enjoy listening to sweet home alabama on loop or whatever. Jesus.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry I don't enjoy the noise made by a group of monkeys locked in a room full of instruments. Of course zoomers fell in love with it, being the moron worshipers they are. I happen to enjoy well written music.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I happen to enjoy well written music.
                Such as?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You happen to enjoy easy listenin’ uncomplicated music. Which is fair, everyone’s a pleb at something.

                There's a difference between "simple music" and Jazz "le random notes of le random instrument for no reason at all". morons lack discipline and it shows in their music.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you really think that composition is random you got a 60 IQ

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le seizure solo face

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man I dare you to try playing that piano part
                By the way, jazz didn’t invent intentional dissonance.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You happen to enjoy easy listenin’ uncomplicated music. Which is fair, everyone’s a pleb at something.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is what happens when you only listen to videogame music your whole life

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are a lot of games that have jazz influences these days. This anon is just incredibly, inexplicably stupid

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >guy
                Ink theory is an all girl group in universe and IRL too

                ?t=52

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once again women showing they are inferior to men in everything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is skillful as fuck playing, I am sorry you are retarded

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They got some weird looking people workin on splatoon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like how the voice actresses for pearl and marina look like their respective characters. They're like caricatures cranked up to eleven, so that they're juuuust barely recognizable.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s funny to me that they took the gorgeous Lighter 190e chick and turned her into a gremlin
                She do have a gremlin voice though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, it's a childish mesh or random instrument with barely and rhythm and that arrogant zoomer touch.

            Exactly what I'm talking about. It's like they recorded a guy holding a trumpet while having a seizure while a guy was playing the only notes he learned on the piano and a third guy is just being le random improviser. No rhyme or reason.

            Jazz is moron pseudo music, and zoomers poorly copy it, yes.

            Go back to Ganker.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you're a fag with shit taste tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 1 had a lot of shit maps too. But they should bot have changed Mahi, it was excellent. New Mahi is just okay. Hammerhead needed some changes, and widening it was good, but removing the grates and verticality was bad. Now it’s essentially a better walleye

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon 1's shit maps were at least memorable, which is unironically a big part of what makes a map good. If you can REMEMBER a map's geometry, that is a huge plus. It makes them better to play regardless of actual quality. You can probably remember how Moray Towers or Saltspray Rig are laid out despite not really liking them. I can remember how Train is laid out in CSGO and I hate that map. The problem with 2 and 3 are the homogeneity and boringness of the maps, the mediocre and bad ones do not have the memorability bonus.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saltspray Rig was a trashfire of a map but it was my trashfire and I love it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was very fun in turf war and absolutely garbage in everything else. And Turf War is only fun for the first few days of each new game and a little for splatfest

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically it could be decent for Clam Blitz

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a really stupid argument when many of their memorable features are the ones that made them so bad. The only maps that feel too similar in 3 are Eeltail and Mincemeat. And the maps always improve and become more outlandish in updates

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit comparing base Splat3 to end of life Splat1 and Splat2. This game has better launch maps than either, and Splat2 had an incredibly dull soundtrack until ABXY was added

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would this squid be getting heavier just transforming
          Then again they can shart massive amounts of ink constantly from thin air so why am I focused on this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this will never be you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, duh! We are humans, not squids.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that attitude. Just give yourself permanent brain damage and summon a squid tulpa. Or wait for Splatoon 7:Virtual Realinkty

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People can't even see your level, so there's really no reason to even care about leveling past 30 is there

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you remade your outfit yet anon?
    it just isn't the same give me my fucking coat nintendo

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, I had some of the best SR sessions ever with these two dudes. Basically zero struggle, everybody knew their role and we didn't give flyfish, stingers, or big shots time to exist. We cleared out a cohozuna wave so fucking quick, it looked almost easy. Managed to take down almost half the HP myself with quick kills and egg barrages. And it even gave everyone a golden scale! Didn't want to leave, but I'm done for the moment and map change was gonna separate us anyway. Word to my mans Sao and Gin, two superstars. Octo daughter best daughter.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mom they are spamming chud gayry on eu servers again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh these skittles are looking kinda sus

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    S tier
    - Kelp Dome
    - Bluefin Depot
    - Camp Triggerfish
    - Flounder Heights
    - The Reef
    - Hagglefish Market

    A tier
    - Arowana Mall
    - Blackbelly Skatepark
    - Saltspray Rig
    - Walleye Warehouse
    - Port Mackerel
    - Moray Towers
    - Mahi-Mahi Resort (S1)
    - Museum D'Alfonsino
    - Piranha Pit
    - Ancho-V Games
    - Musselforge Fitness
    - Manta Maria
    - Piranha Pit
    - Wahoo World
    - Undertow Spillway
    - Mincemeat Metalworks
    - Hammerhead Bridge (S3)
    - Mahi-Mahi Resort (S3)

    B tier
    - Urchin Underpass
    - Inkblot Art Academy
    - Sturgeon Shipyard
    - Snapper Canal
    - MakoMart
    - Shellendorf Institute
    - Skipper Pavilion
    - Scorch Gorge
    - Eeltail Alley

    C tier
    - Humpback Pump Track
    - Starfish Mainstage
    - New Albacore Hotel

    F tier
    - Hammerhead Bridge (S1)
    - Goby Arena

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      terrible list
      wahoo world is dogshit
      inkblot is dogshit and ruins every rainmaker rotation it's on, why did it even return it feels like it was on every fucking time I wanted to play 2
      hammerhead S1 is kino, hammerhead S3 is dogshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible list

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S tier
      >- Kelp Dome
      >- Bluefin Depot
      >- Camp Triggerfish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Humpback bottom 5
      Rethink your life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kelp Dome and The Reef anywhere near S tier
      >Urchin Underpass that low
      >Moray Towers not squarely in F-tier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Reef is excellent, dumbass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Reef S-tier
      good taste an-
      >Moray Towers A-tier
      never fucking mind
      >Bluefin Depot S-Tier
      this bro never played ranked mode on that map

      >Kelp Dome and The Reef anywhere near S tier
      >Urchin Underpass that low
      >Moray Towers not squarely in F-tier

      what's wrong with The Reef?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bump up Inkblot, Humpback, and Hammerhead (S1) to A-tier at least. Lower Wahoo to C-tier and this is actually not bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A tier
      >- Moray Towers
      have a nice day. F tier.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is so stoned.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I love her for it. I sometimes go to her store when I feel like preparing another bowl and pretend I'm sharing it with her.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come into thread to see someone shitting on jazz
    I didn't know stuffy middle-aged gays from the sticks played Splatoon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, where do you think you are? People on Ganker unironically have no taste and think that video game music is the high point of the music medium. And I say this as someone who listens to a lot of video game music.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think they'll add any kits in the mid-season patch or do you think it's on a seasonal basis only?
    Conflicted, on one hand I want something good for Jet Squelcher but on the other I don't want anymore Tenta Missile weapons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seasonal probably, but I don't want it to be.
      Tenta Missiles should just be removed, it's not too late.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      New weapons are added with new catalogs every 3 months. They didn't say when stages are added though, so those might happen mid-season.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they’re just gonna dump all the new weapons to the next season. We’re almost halfway through this season anyway.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Optimized Katana gear is aviators and a leather jacket
    There’s some kinda irony to this that makes it amazing
    Now if only I could get some other swim speed shoes so I can ditch these sandals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Squid is not good for splatana

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ninja Squid is good on everything in this one
        LDE/NS/SJ is actually a viable set of mains for most weapons, even longer range

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree. Swim Speed Up is always the superior choice to Ninja Squid

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You need less subs of SSU to get back to baseline in 3 than in 2. I'm pretty sure like 2 less subs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t want to be at baseline, I want to be fast as fuck

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun being the only person in the match not using Ninja Squid then I guess

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >will be able to move incredibly fast in all scenarios
                >lose out on stealth in scenarios where we have swathes of ink coverage
                Oh no, how tragic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, Ninja Squid is absurdly strong. Going fast means fuckall when enemies can see where you're going and snap to your position instantly. Being able to mask your position is killer, and it makes me glad Tenta Missiles is in the game, as it's a counter to it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Stealth Jump really that good? I feel like you'll still get splat immediately after you land in you jump into a hot zone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was Punk Cherries with Swim Speed on Splatnet which would've been perfect, but you probably missed them

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was so good about Hammerhead in Splat 1?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It had fun verticality and a lot of grates, which made it unique. New hammerhead is overhated, but it is a shame to lose out on a stage with a very unique identity

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        New Hammerhead is ok but it is boring and completely ruined what made the original so fun, which was its verticality and having a lot of grates. It's also aesthetically boring too while Hammerhead in 1 looked really cool.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you restating what I said back to me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant to reply to the guy you were replying to and didn't refresh my page. Chill.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just asked a question. Don’t be so sensitive

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use a drink ticket
    >go on a losing streak
    WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING I JUST WANT TO LEVEL MY COOL NEW JACKET

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >used up two drink tickets during the Splatfest
      >only got maybe 6 of the ability chunks I actually wanted because I went on a losing streak
      That shit really is fucking frustrating.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, does anyone else have problems with their art posts not showing up anywhere? Played with friends online and they couldnt see mine, i couldnt see theirs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got shadow banned. That's what you get for furry posting.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, i generally report those. My post is just an Octorok sprite.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just messing with you. Art is probably storage every other hour to their servers and take some time to show up ingame.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough man, i just remember in Spla22n that even when i posted offline i would see it appear on the walls and stuff.

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone in another thread talked about the Gloogi Duelies being underrated and I have to agree after playing with them. I totally glazed over them but it feels like a very balanced weapon and is effective.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will reciprocate by admitting that I was demolished by one at TC Makomart just the other hour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've got the K52 Gal kit so they're automatically good because of that, even if the main weapon isn't as great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too defensive and slow for my taste. To me dualies are suppose to be fast, explosive and with high mobility. The Gloogi Duelies are too slow and defensive for me.

      Also 4 dashes > 2 dashes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Question, how are Tetra and Dualie Squelchers balanced? What am I supposed to do as a Splatling main?

        Also the fuck is it with Jet Squelchers outranging Heavy Splatling?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't say anything about Splatling but dualie squelchers are great if you are good at aiming while dashing, but they could really use an offensive special. You are suppose to get in their face and dash like an anime shonen protagonist while using the dualie weapons, to me.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Open Game
    >Check ranked
    >It's clam Blitz
    >Close game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't believe people defend this garbage rotation system

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are two ranked queues, stupid?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, you dont play ranked open do you?

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We dont have octoling armor because they are saving it for when we get playable octozons as dlc right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bold of you to assume they won't just forget about Octozons until they reuse them as enemies again.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    inkbrush or octobrush? im not very good with the grapple power up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Nice quints.
      Go for Octo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, ill try to get better with the zipcaster

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alterna is a great starting point. Push for better times and practice wasting less time between each zipcast.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you anon, should i be using to take out a target or get to their base to ink? or just situational

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The safest time is during a teamfight. Make sure you know for sure that the enemies are busy fighting, not inking. Zipcast to near untargetable areas. Don't pick fights with CQC players who are aware of your presence. Stay alert of your ink gauge, once it's over, so is the zipcast. You will almost never run into a situation where you'll need to zipcast 4 times for the duration. It's the best disruptor, but it should not be an initiator during a fight. If you're only using it for turf war, you can last minute ink the enemy base, just be sure no one is close enough to reverse your infiltration.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                appreciate the help

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zipcaster is a solid solution to take out backlining chargers, but with enough map sense, it can help flank unsuspecting players, disrupt enemy fire, and help add pressure to a fight. Generally, remember that the brush itself is a good answer for players attempting to flank frontliners, so consider providing defensive cover before pressing the attack.
                That's all I gotta say tbh. Probably use Ink recovery and ink resistance as they can help keep you fighting longer. I'm only 2 star so take my advice with a grain of salt.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of hate everyone wearing these glasses for some inexplicable reason.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swim Speed is good
      >They look cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the willy wonka glasses?

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanted order to win
    >Chaos wins
    >The game barely makes use of the chaos theming and singleplayer is more order based
    Heh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The game barely makes use of the chaos theming

      Most of the new maps are wasteland oriented, the hub is a cluttered and messy wall of buildings, the idols are a trio of culture blended (Japanese folk, East Asian and Brazilian) bandits. What else exactly did you guys want out of the chaos theme?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Campaign was the biggest thing everyone wanted Chaos to influence

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Campaign is also the weakest point of the entire series.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly If they devoted all the campaign resources to Salmon Run I wouldn't complain.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would argue that having chaos influence the actual theming of the game is more significant than the campaign. If Splatoon 2 is anything to go by, it wouldn’t have changed much anyway.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *bunnyhops to mid*

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't people like wahoo world?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only two solid approach options
      >One of those options gone for half of the match
      >That approach option that doesn't disappear is very easy to lock people down from since it's a narrow as fuck corridor and is uninkable
      >Mid is very easy to wall people out from if you have a competent team
      >Layouts for ranked modes besides Splat Zones are trash
      It's shit, at least the spawn area is good. If it had side paths instead of fucking huge walls next to the mid area it would genuinely be a pretty good stage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can also go under and then up, and in non splat zone modes, under and around

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >attempting A --> S rank up challenge for the 3rd time
    >2-2, on last game, clearly winning
    >a communication error has occurred
    I want to cry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rank up battle to S was way harder than any S rank matches ive had

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A+ to S rank up is the ultimate filter in Anarchy. Ranking up to S+ is a breeze compared to the shitfest hellhole that is A rank.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I barely scrapped by my Rank Up battle and have been afraid of touching a series again after my first S series went horribly so that's reassuring.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find that ranking up to S+ is about as hard, really.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rank up S to S+
          >Losing streak sets me back from starting point of 300 to about 50, never sink into the negatives
          >Climb back to the 600s
          >Losing streak sets my back by around 200 into the low 400s/high 300s
          >Climb back again to high 700s
          >Small setback to 600s
          >After that its a climb all the way to the top
          >Lose my first rank up series, get enough points to try again on the next attempt with a 5-2
          >Barely manage to clear rank up in my second try with a 3-2

          Meanwhile A to S
          >Climb my way from A to A+ (800) with a few stumbles here and there
          >Start losing, doing like shit
          >Losing streak has me bleeding points
          >Im now at -800
          >Manage to climb all the way back to rank up through sheer willpower and trying out new weapons
          >Had to do like 3 or 4 rank ups before I finally got into S

          I dont really remember B rank, it wasnt that bad I guess

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right now I'm somewhere around 350-400 after going on a losing streak and going into the negatives for the first time, though I was only -100 or so at the worst.

            I lost something like 3-4 Series in a row when I got to S finally and that had never happened to me until then. I feel like I end up being put on really bad teams, whereas my opponents are always really good players more often than not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same as LoL then with its Diamond 4 hell. People who already made it and doesn't care about tryharding anymore.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the best shopkeeper?

    Hard mode: Don't say Harmony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony.
      Hard mode is for chumps and masochists (ie chumps).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did I just say? Now you must face the consequences of your actions. I'M SENDING YOU TO SPLATOON! AND GUESS WHAT?! YOU'RE GETTING NO BITCHES!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad, gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it obvious?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, out of all of them or just the current batch? Because Mr. Coco wins hands down, he's a total bro. Gnarly Eddy is alright but kind of lame after the last two hat people and completely overshadowed by Nails.

      Isn't it obvious?

      Now you, I like.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Skipping leg day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's like 40% or 50% legs, it's not his fault the sunlight hates his bottom ones.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't planning on it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony, Flow, Eddie, Annie, Sean in that order

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the benefits of being Profreshional +1? Or the benefits for demoting myself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >+can have fun again
      >+can finish more than 1/3 of shifts
      >+can encounter Cohozuna more frequently (by finishing shifts more consistently)
      >+can kill Cohozuna more easily

      >-slightly fewer Grizzco points
      >-freelancer teammates are worse on average
      >-lose the pride of calling yourself EVP

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stuck at the same 500 EVP rank for 6 hours
    WHY DID THEY SPEED UP THE ANIMATIONS FOR NONBOSS SALMONIDS SO MUCH THEY KEEP COMBOING ME TO DEATH I JUST WANT MY SILVER FISSION BADGE FUCK EVERYTHING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no way to track this but i've died the most to chums and tetra missiles. stingers is 3rd there somewhere

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that you can't de-rank in ranked (by losing or by manually doing it)? Saw some pic where someone was on a huge losing streak in S and had like -1500p. That seems kind of retarded, you can get lucky and thrown into deep waters and then just get stuck there permanently? and spreading your 30 game losing streak around to your unfortunate teammates as well

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's true. Only way to derank is to wait for the end of the season.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about elo? Can you play against A and B people while in S rank?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only in Open, pretty sure

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the fug, and they brought back the singular shared rank again too. I have my S rank-up pending now and not only do I not feel ready for S, I've also never even touched clam blitz or rainmaker modes, so now if I ever want to learn them it's gonna be in full tryhard world

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a teammate in A rank rainmaker who kept grabbing it and retreating to center because they had no idea how the mode worked. I thought they were throwing on purpose until I watched the replay

          Combining the ranks is retarded, that just ensures that I’m never going to play Clam Blitz in series because I am far worse at that mode than others

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, no deranking. You dont even go from + to neutral to -, there was a point where my rank was displayed as -800 A+. You can crawl out of that hole with enough sweat blood and tears btw, Im S+ now.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it won't happen but I hope they just remove Tenta Missiles, you can't fix them with simple nerfs, these things need a full rework.

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight enemy team
    >Two have S-rank gold badges
    Help, how do I make it stop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get gud and stomp them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gomenasorry anon, I'm not that good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only way, bro. No one was born being a pro. You have to grind until you are at the top with them. Do not shy from them, learn instead.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not possible
            I'm on a 20-match losing streak now because I'm not a god
            Usually die like 7-8 times per match
            Fuckin aimbot asshole on the enemy team for 17 kills in fuckin turf war

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Spawn and die, spawn and die, spawn and die
              I hate this video game

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trailer for season 2 releases
    >They show off all the new weapon kits
    >You hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3nbdvbaDg
    >Firefin Splat Charger with Sting Ray

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first gold scale
    fuck yeah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ohhh cool what can I buy with this?
      >some ok looking banners and ugly green statues for your locker
      Just give me silver scales for them suits

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's a shame you have to buy stuff for the new better stuff to come out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy it, because I've been playing since launch and still only have 2 of the motherfuckers.

      >ohhh cool what can I buy with this?
      >some ok looking banners and ugly green statues for your locker
      Just give me silver scales for them suits

      Only thing I want to get right now is that nice neon-blue banner since I already got my blue slopsuit. But still need 3 more golden scales.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The locker is the most disappointing, irrelevant and boring new feature.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      think of all the devtime that was spent on it and tableturf, that could've been spent on things like squid beatz 3, or more weapon kits, or making a sensible story

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not much, especially Tableturf, that's like saying Triple Triad was a huge endeavor to make

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tinkering with it and figuring out a neat arrangement was a pretty cool little 3 hour experience but once you got a design you're content with you're pretty much done

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted an entire damn room like the opening loading screen in Splatoon 1. But nooooo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am having a lot of fun with it but I need more classy stuff. The thinker statue and the record player are a start, plus the dark wood locker. I need more marble and gold.

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so many things on splatnet I want to order
    >have no money and winning multiplayer matches just ain't enough
    OSU. TATAKAE. OUENDAN!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being a lucklet and just have SR capsules give you 2x 32k & 1x 16k cash rewards like it did for me this rotation :^)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone disconnected on my fifth ensured win for series
        gay.

        do your salmon runs. the first twelve orbs usually give like 50K per rotation

        Get to work anon. I know a guy looking for some part time workers.

        I already did them over a day ago. Funnily enough, I usually get massive amounts of dough, but this time it was mostly drink tickets.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel you. Grizz can be pretty stingy with the cash sometimes. Also, why does that octo have her mouth open like that. She looks silly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well that was the easiest rainmaker match I ever had. Two suction bombs took out the whole team and I had a clear shot to both the checkpoint and the goal. Kind of thought they'd avoid jumping into my delayed rainmaker shot but eh. Exp is exp.

            Veemos can be very silly sometimes, but that's just another reason of why I love em.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I understand. Silly cephalopods do tug at the heartstrings.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just wanna squeeze em.

                FIX YOUR SHIT NINTENDO

                >almost 15 seconds to pick up an egg
                I've had my fair share of disconnects and other tomfoolery, but have yet to see anything on this level. Jeez.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Squeeze em, hold em, care for them. Love them truly with all your heart for the rest of your blessed days

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're sprekken what I sprekken.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do your salmon runs. the first twelve orbs usually give like 50K per rotation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get to work anon. I know a guy looking for some part time workers.

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a splathax for 3 yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a yes or no?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a "have a nice day", you illiterate gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay but is there a splathax for 3 yet? That was the question.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will find the answer at the end if a rope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If a rope what?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's saying yes you should have a nice day.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does that have to do with splathax?

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we save them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give them some of Harmony's medicinal stash. That'll get some color back into them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      canonically, music.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So are Inklings just immune to ink when they feel like it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        turf wars are just games and everyone follows the rules. That being said cap'n cuttlefish takes way more ink to cover him since he's a tough veteran.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're the same color

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Callie wasn't the same color as you in 2.

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know those new arrivals? The ones with the weird hairstyles?
    >Well, I met one of them out in the Inkopolis square. We said our hello's and talked about our turf war strategies.
    >Personally I'm more of a Roller guy but the girl seemed to be a big Charger fan. Talked about a lot of complex strategic stuff and she really knew her stuff. I didn't even understand most of what she was talking about.
    >She had this really intense look on her face when talking and even had a book where she wrote down her tactics, looked old too.
    >So you know, I asked her how long she's been turfing for because you don't just have something like that and NOT know what you're doing. But she told me this was her first time out doing this kind of stuff and was just getting ready for her first match. Crazy right? Guess she really wanted to get ahead of the game.
    >We talked some more and eventually we said our goodbyes.
    >Now I didn't really expect to see her again but low and behold the next Turf war match I had she was on the opposing team.
    >Here I am, feeling sorry for her getting paired against me and a trio of pro's but what happened next was unsquidible. Despite using a charger (why would anyone bring one to a turf war, seriously) she managed to decimate my team in 40 seconds flat!
    >She somehow managed to get to our side of the map in record time and sniped us on our side!
    >Anytime we tried to move out of our area she picked us off, we couldn't hit her either because she was always managed to get out of our range.
    >I almost broke my Roller in a fury but Sheldon's "If you break it you buy it in full" policy kept me from my breaking point.
    >She even smiled and waved at me as she sniped me!
    >But despite everything I couldn't help but be impressed, especially since she was a noob.
    >I managed to find her out in the square again, still writing stuff down in her book, and we got to chatting again.
    >Can you guess who I got to join us this shift?

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check my K/D ratio in ranked in the app
    >10/10

    I cannot believe I'm a shitter lads

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST NEED ONE MORE SILVER SCALE FUUUUUU

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is hazard level max and should I care about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hazard Level Max is when Salmon Run is at is most batshit insane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something that's beyond my skill level. I've got plenty of time to practice before they fix the bug that cheats you out of your badge for clearing it at least.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say that a Hydra needs team support, but what they don't tell you is all the team support a Hydra needs is another Hydra. That's it. That's all it needs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe on splat zones hammerhead. I am crying imagining being in a team with two hydras trying to push the RM

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like on literally any map. Hydras don't need to push when they can lock down anything.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try it yourself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have been. It's ridiculously powerful.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >More downtime than any non charger weapon
          >Lock down everything
          Throw a bomb and their ass and watch them curse as they have to spend another fifty years to spin back up, if they even have ink.

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was not expecting the worst bit of going back to 2 to be the visuals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think that's bad, try going back to 1.

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man i really like C-Side do we know their names?

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Profresh +3
    >People still killing scrappers on the beach
    I will never escape this hell rank

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >checking salmon run on the app
    >remember that fun shift in which I was doing well
    >turns out I was getting carried

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A tale as old as time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have to wait till morning for SR reset and more cash
      Damn.

      Eh, it happens. Just be grateful you were lucky enough, but be sure to git gud eventually.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIX YOUR SHIT NINTENDO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear this was never a problem in 2, yeah there was delay on eggs but I never remember just not being able to pick them up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely happened in 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't even get the one he was trying for

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make them fix their shit, go on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this happened to me earlier than it disconnected the match. a real shame it was going well. hightide twenty seconds left, and every boss that came out was a steelhead that immediately got destroyed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the servers are running like shit today

      i have zero problems in SR, but i'm gettin connection errors in matchmaking

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >servers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long until this weapon rotation ends? Did I already miss it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got about 7 hours and 20 minutes to give it a go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just over 7 more hours, until 9am pst

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pretty good rotation, definitely play a bit if you are able. Leagues better than some of the past recent ones

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FUCKING SWEAR I’M NOT THE PROBLEM AAAAAAAAAAAH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man, looks a little "fishy"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man, looks a little "fishy"

      >mine is 2.2
      Works for me, least I'm not entirely deadweight.

      I swear this was never a problem in 2, yeah there was delay on eggs but I never remember just not being able to pick them up.

      I have no idea what's going on in 3. 2 could have a hiccup here or there, but on the whole Splatoon 2 was probably the best game to play on Switch's horrid online. 3 seems to be shitting the bed six ways from Sunday.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No lie, mine was 1.7 when I started today. Had a really bad series of matches several rotations in a row. Even bumped me down to pro+3. But I buckled down today and played my ass off. Felt good

        Now you're sprekken what I sprekken.

        So cruel for life to make me want to love creatures that don't even exist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, that sucks. Glad to see you stuck it out.
          >love creatures that don't even exist.
          It does seem like a laugh at our expense, but I'll still get as much happiness from it as I can.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Truly then maybe it is not a curse, but a blessing to be able to love so much to the point of pain over a creature of pure innocence

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no drowning child filter over the vocals
      crazy

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teammate grabs the rainmaker
    >Retreats backwards
    >Comparatively enemy grabs the Rainmaker
    >Cuts backwards through their base, putting us at 4 points away from knockout

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lost the match because of a comms error

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