Splatoon 3

enjoying the rotation ?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spawning grounds is better than last time

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played SR in like two weeks

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hell fucking no. i got my superbonus and i'll be back in 2 days.
    That Dapple Squiffler lineup from the other day was so good too

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting my 1200p and Cohozuna kill this rotation was surpisingly ok but I'm probably not going to stress going higher with this weapon set.

    Both super bonuses being cash was nice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I'm surprised our team even beat him since it was down to one man.
      Is E-liter on "keep shooting cohozuna duty" or does it serve a better role?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shoot down lids
        It's also surprinsingly efficient for fish stick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If any Steel Heads pop up they can take 'em out pretty quick and provide the others some eggs to feed fatass.

        If literally no eggs are around and he's right in front of you, sure shoot him I'm guess.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use the E-liter to OHKO the cohocks. Helps the others cut down the waves easier.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i fucking love this sort of salmon-run centric artwork, the kind that portrays the employees as overworked and tired wagies
          it's a really nice energy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I gots another for you, you fuckin piece of garbage

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              appreciate it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guy's made a bunch of it, including at least two comics that haven't been translated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        E liter keeps shooting cohozuna until something important comes up d

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY envy US
    THEY criticize US
    BUT WE STILL UP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the yellow suit cause I think it looks like a hazmat suit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the fucking Kensa clothes and weapons? This "sequel" is just removing content and drip feeding it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to modern gaming
      do you like it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where are the fucking Kensa clothes and weapons?
      in the trash where they belong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >defending a multibillion dollar corporation who removes content in the "sequel"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally no good reason for why Splatoon 3 didn't launch with all of Splatoon 2's gear.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of people liked the Kensa clothes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >average subhuman has shit taste
          who would have thought

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want silver scales dammit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Manage to actually kill King
      >13 Bronze Scales

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >managed to kill him 4 times in the last 2 days (3 of which were in EVP)
      >only one of those kills gave non-bronze scales
      lolmao. cant wait for them to """fix"""" this in an update/sequel and then act like they just added a new feature

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you getting filtered this badly

      It’s a nintendo game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cohozuna's drops are random. You could kill him every round all day and not get silvers if your luck sucks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sliver and gold drop rates scale slightly with hazard level, so not completely true

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's less likely you're not going to get any, but not impossible if you get bad luck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jhYtxLv.jpg

      enjoying the rotation ?

      so, which one fellow squids in spatsseurs?

      Imagine the smell

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to hop on, see what's on rotation
    >Mahi Mahi
    >Okay maybe tomorrow

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't clear on profresh 2 with 7 consecutive wipes
    >ok fuck it I just wanna fight cohozuna I'll go down 2 ranks
    >pops on high tide
    >get 30% before wiping
    I do consistently well but it's clear sooooo many people have absolutely no idea how to use the eliter, not to mention the reeflux is just not suited to salmon run at all anyway

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck e-liter give the squiffer back

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a specific circumstance where she would lose a splatfest?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point probably not. I'm not sure even giving her an "objectively wrong choice" would work at this point since she has coomers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this next splatfest is up in the air.
      Frye's probably getting the popular vote due to Fire, but the other teams should be roughly equal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this splatfest will be won by big meme, nobody gives a shit about grass and fire will be timmies and dogshit at the game furfags central you can't still win on popularity alone

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not having fun with this game. I only get angry.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICIAL SHITTER SIGNS:

    If you see any other play with two of these or more of the following attributes they are worth a disconnect:
    -Aerospray user
    -Splattershot user
    -Splattershot PRO user
    -Splat-o-Matic user
    -Splash-o-Matic user
    -Luna-blaster user
    -Bloblobber user
    -Splatanna user
    -Roller user
    -Brush user
    -Booyah bomb shitters
    -Crab tank shitters
    -Reefslider shitters
    -Story mode badges
    -Harmony badge
    -Harmony waifu fag (report)
    -Deep Cut waifu fag
    -Callie and Marie waifu fag
    -Female inkling
    -Female octoling
    -Male octoling (report)
    -Yellow slopsuit wearer (report)
    -Pink slopsuit wearer (report)
    -Green slopsuit wearer
    -Towerhog on Tower Control (report)
    -"HELP ME!" users
    -"BOOYAH!" users
    -Lockerfag
    -Pink locker (report)
    -Black Locker
    -Blue Locker
    -Stonehead in locker (report)
    -Outfits in locker
    -Badgeless
    -Bannerless
    -Non-SR earned banners
    -Eggstealers
    -Splatfest autist
    -Amiibo gear user
    -Furry drawings (report)
    -Anime drawings (report)
    -Making drawings that don't give off any tips or useful information that can be used for later matches
    -Lowercase names
    -Girl names (report)
    -Symbols in name
    -"funny" names

    Do your part, Anons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and me? I use reeflux and my gear is all special charge up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't know the hime cut inkling is the certified autismo hair
      Not gonna make it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im pretty sure you cant even report people outside of the plaza any more. you could in 2 only via the app only if you played a match with them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check the terminal in either Grizzco or the lobby and look in past matches, you can report people there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fug. i got 3 legitimate griefers (not in the same match) i wish i had known this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aerospray user
      i'm always top ranked in turf war and have a decent win rate. in anything else i agree though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero of this applies to me. I lose all the time anyway. What now fucker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, basically, anybody who actually plays the game.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >threw down a wave breaker a millisecond before the flip-flopper killed me, ends up reviving me and two teammates

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lowest boss count
    >Lowest gold egg count
    >Lowest death count
    >Highest Power egg count
    >Highest revive count

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash cleanup is an underrated skill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD. fuck cohocks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hero every run needs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, focusing more on clearing the lesser salmon feels like it's helping a lot. Those little guys aren't going to just go away. They'll become a problem eventually, so it's best to take care of them asap instead of ignoring them and trying to go for bosses at every opportunity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The glue that holds the team together

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing the job that no one wants, keeping everyone alive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has been me for weeks straight except I kill bosses and salmonids. Should probably start reviving because morons keep dying

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *record scratch*
    *freeze frame*
    Yep, that's me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it still only half points lost if more than one player poofs out?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, assuming the match doesn't dq outright, in which case you eat a full -20 loss regardless where you were in the wave.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >S+ Ranked Rainmaker or Clam Blitz
    >at least one other weapon on team that's good at turfing, splash-o-matic, JR, etc.
    >entire match no one is turfing, we have no where to go and I have to try making up for it with a charger and bombs
    imagine my shock when we fucking lose and can't get out of base. why. why wont they just fucking turn their reticle back and forth one fucking time on their way back to mid? it isn't hard

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tournament loser's finals
    >2machine, junior, splattershot on both teams

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bubbler and Booyah Bomb are fair and balanced.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tournament link
      https://twitch.tv/dappleproductions

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he can't get a flyfish with a single bomb
    Stay out of EVP, intern tier scum

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is Splatoon 3 coming out? I'm tired of wai

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >made an aerospray rage quit towards the end of the match after they failed every reefslide used on me

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried the cheating tool? i wanted to give myself chunks but im scared of getting the banhammer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will most definitely get banned, so no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get back to work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You barely need chunks if you're willing to use the seed-checking method to figure out what abilities your gear will roll.
      Read this
      https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/tutorial

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way that's not getting patched to work differently with the balance patch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but as long as you get your gear ready now there's nothing they can do about it.
          It only takes 9-10 rolls to figure out your seed, after that you can easily get your perfect gear in 3-4 more rolls.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They could change it so it re-randomizes the seed after every roll.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crawl my way up to profresh +2
    >immediately 2 wave one losses in a row
    >have a cohozuna appearance queued up
    >need one more silver scale to get a slop suit
    >rank 0 so one more loss and i rank down
    i'm not going to chance it, but a little frustrating. point gains/losses should be affected somewhat by golden eggs banked. if we lose on wave one but hit our egg quota, that shoudl be a slightly smaller loss than a wave 1 wipe otherwise. and same with winning, if you just barely hit egg threshold every wave, you should get the same number of ranking points as if you clear all waves with like 50 extra eggs

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Queation: I had a max ability gear and it when it leveled up again it popped an ability off and replaced it. What's that about?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't replace it
      When gear gets all slots filled, it will give you chunks when the bar fills

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In 2, when you maxed out your gear it would stop earning abilities completely. In 3, you can continue to earn abilities, but what you earn doesn't fit on the gear so you get it as a chunk (which is what you saw fly off). That's why you can upgrade your gear past when it has three slots to have upgraded XP gain: it earns chunks faster. This applies even if you scrub what's currently on the gear to empty its three slots.

        Is the ability chunk you receive random or one that is ready on your gear?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's random, but only so random as it being the one your gear would have earned anyway. So the gear's brand and any active drinks will effect the outcome.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 2, when you maxed out your gear it would stop earning abilities completely. In 3, you can continue to earn abilities, but what you earn doesn't fit on the gear so you get it as a chunk (which is what you saw fly off). That's why you can upgrade your gear past when it has three slots to have upgraded XP gain: it earns chunks faster. This applies even if you scrub what's currently on the gear to empty its three slots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You most likely aren't the person I'm thinking of- but I saw someone in a chat asking this same question like six times and whenever anybody gave them the answer they asked it again and again. If you are that same person you're fucking retarded.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up buying Amongus because of all the banners in the Square...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just how easily influenced are you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a bad game
      if you have friends

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing a quick SR for my FWOTD
    >My brain defaults to Gyro which I had turned off in handheld
    >Aim is starting to feel off with stick
    Am I about to turn into a gyro butterfly? I've trying to do story and some turf wars to learn it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you're going to become a gyro moth.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Nintendo like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintummy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew what they were doing. It was the main selling point from the beginning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woomys make me rock solid

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retards don't even TRY to use eliter
    how hard is to point crosshair at stuff and evaporate everything not requiring a special way to beat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i tried being a good charge and sticking to high ground sniping eels and big heads and shit but you gays dont kill stingers so i have to goto the frontlines and do everything myself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The long charge is kicking my ass. Still getting the hang of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to do that, if I wasnt swarmed by lessers all the goddamn time

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no point to actually playing this game is there?
    >It's more efficient to do 5-20 minutes a day for 7.5k bonus win and than log off than play another 1-3 hours.
    >SR is like an hour of gameplay every reset before reaching 1.2k.
    >The only time it's worth grinding out is splatfest. Where it's actually ridiculous 6-8+ hours over the weekend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once upon a time, video games were played for fun, for their own sake, rather than for rewards.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point to playing a video game is to be entertained. Splatoon is entertaining, it's fun. That's why I play and have always played, even without all these grinds.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once upon a time, video games were played for fun, for their own sake, rather than for rewards.

        Is your brain so fried you need a constant carrot on a stick to keep yourself engaged?

        >Point out an aggressive game design built around staggering content as slow as possible.
        >Heh, bet you just hate fun.
        No, I like the gameplay, I just want to be able to log in and play the game at my own pace. I don't want to have to think "Oh, I should go do my forced splatoon dailies for catalog exp" or "oh splatfest is on, better give up my weekend to go grind points".

        I want to play when I am having a good time and not be coerced into playing when I don't want to. If I play 4 hours in one day and do something else the rest of the week, I should be able to do so without losing significant progress towards the games reward system.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fucking retard with a dopamine addiction is what you are, you don't HAVE to do shit, there is nothing unlockable in Splatoon that actually affects gameplay, and anything that DOES affect gameplay is obtained by literally just playing the fucking game like weapon tickets.
          >reee I NEED to do my FORCED dailies!!
          Fucking what? You get catalog EXP just by winning a match or completing a Salmon Run, its not like Fortnite or some other battle pass game where you need to suck a dick at Cum Dump Station three times at 4AM to get 20 points toward a single level up, you just get it,. Plus, the daily catalog EXP is a BONUS, you still get ample catalog exp just from playing, and again, unlike other games the exp to level your catalog is locked to a static 7500 from lv.1 to 100 to reduce any "grind".
          >I want to play when I am having a good time and not be coerced into playing when I don't want to.
          Then don't fucking play, dipshit. Is splatoon holding a gun to your head? Are you legally required to unlock the dab emote? No? Then you're actually just bitching for the sake of it. I don't enjoy Splatfests, but they last long enough and the grind is short enough that I've consistently been able to hit royalty just playing when I want.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't HAVE to do shit
            Strawmen. I never said you had to, the game heavily incentives it though.

            >there is nothing unlockable in Splatoon that actually affects gameplay
            Are you actually implying that the cosmetics aren't a massive part of splatoons core gameplay? Looking fresh is part of the fun.

            >you still get ample catalog exp just from playing
            You absolutely don't. Assuming a 50/50 win rate and 10 games an hour (in turf war the most efficient), you only get 12k exp per an hour. That's 1 level per an hour. That's ~75+ hours of turf war without the bonuses. God forbid you try Salmon run which is even worse (300 a wave). 75 hours for a time limited catalogue is unreal.

            The bonus is basically required unless you live and breathe splatoon.

            >Fortnite
            This is ironic. Fortnite is hilariously nicer than Splatoon for it's seasonal shit. At least it accumulated bonus exp so you can play whenever. Fortnite is shit, but on this aspect it's better.

            I fully expect the next update to make getting catalogue exp braindead easy when 90% of the playerbase doesn't reach level 100, let alone level 50.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the game heavily incentives it though.
              No it doesn't, your requirements are....win a match for bonus EXP. You've never actually played a game with real FOMO if you think Splatoon is incentivizing anything rather than just rewarding you with random goodies for playing. A massive portion of the catalog goods are fucking stickers, tickets and random card drops, if you really think you're missing out on these you have other issues.
              >Are you actually implying that the cosmetics aren't a massive part of splatoons core gameplay?
              Yes, retard. Cosmetics do not directly affect gameplay, you can go from lv. 1 to 50 without changing a single gear piece. If you want to look fresh then that is your own goal you set yourself. Splatoon's mobile app and Murch orders also make it stupidly easy to snag anything you might want without ever setting foot in the shops.
              >You absolutely don't.
              Yeah if we remove the daily bonuses, play like shit, never touch ranked, ignore the shell drops that you can get for a week pre-splatfest, AND ignore the bonus catalog exp from splatfests, the grind probably is really bad, btw please ignore how most players are already on their second catalog and that catalogs last a whopping 3 months, that destroys this argument 🙂
              >Fortnite is hilariously nicer than Splatoon for it's seasonal shit.
              Fortnite has significantly more requirements to level its battle pass on top of the battle pass costing fucking money, retard. The entire reason I brought it up is because you often need to go way out of your way to do some dumb shit that will get you killed, versus Splatoon which is....win a single game.

              It sounds more like you don't actually like playing Splatoon and are trying to justify it by claiming it abuses FOMO, while ignoring how effortless the grind is especially compared to other games that actually do have this issue.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It incentives logging in every day, which is all about creating habits in the player base and controlling their playtime. Excusing it with whataboutism is extremely sad. It's not okay in splatoon and it's not okay in whatever other game you mention.

                >Yes, retard. Cosmetics do not directly affect gameplay
                Cosmetics do impact your gameplay because winning while looking cool is more enjoyable than winning while looking like shit. Your enjoyment is impacted by your cosmetics, however small it may be.

                >Yeah if we remove the daily bonuses
                Wasn't this your point. You said dailies were optional, not me. Ranked is less efficient than Turf assuming 50/50 win rate. The splatfest bonuses are the opposite of the dailies, you encourage you to play for far to long because its so darn short.

                >Fortnite again
                Getting to level 100 in fortnite is absurdly easy. Don't talk about shit you don't know anything about.

                >how most players are already on their second catalog and that catalogs last a whopping 3 months, that destroys this argument 🙂
                You are wrong on this. I'm at 40 hours and only level 28 in the catalog. Only extremely hardcore players have finished the catalogue.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It incentives logging in every day
                You don't even need to log in close to once a day to cap your catalog. 3 months is an extremely long period of time and most people are done with their catalogs already.
                >Cosmetics do impact your gameplay
                No, they're optional.
                >winning while looking cool is more enjoyable than winning while looking like shit
                Wrong, people have been clownsuiting to max out their ability efficiency since the first game and I still run into dripless blaster users in the ugliest outfits imageable just so they can stack x3 Intensify Action. If you want to look good, that's a goal you set yourself just like wanting to hit S rank or anything else.
                >You said dailies were optional
                Yes.
                >Ranked is less efficient than Turf assuming 50/50 win rate.
                Ranked is still extremely efficient even with a 50/50 winrate because you get 2500 EXP for a KO, 1500 for winning, and 500 just for lasting 5 minutes. If you get absolutely btfo in under a minute in ranked you can just hop to the next match way faster than shitting around in Turf for 3 minutes. And again, you removing the daily bonus just shows how disingenuous your argument is, any grind can be made to sound unbearable if we remove all the tools the game provides to counteract them.
                >you encourage you to play for far to long because its so darn short.
                Splatfests last an entire weekend, even if you only play to hit royalty, or even just an hour, that's still massive point gains for your catalog.
                >Getting to level 100 in fortnite is absurdly easy.
                Only if you spend hours upon hours doing the stupid weekly quests that force you to queue over and over again so you can pick up some item at Shitty Shores while also trying not to get shot by the 600 other people also trying to do the same objective. You're full of shit if you think this is better than just winning a game.
                >I'm at 40 hours and only level 28
                Unironic skill issue, even little kids capped the catalog weeks ago.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only if you spend hours upon hours doing the stupid weekly quests that force you to queue over and over again so you can pick up some item at Shitty Shores while also trying not to get shot by the 600 other people also trying to do the same objective.
                Imagine not being a Save the World chad
                lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't even need to log in close to once a day to cap your catalog
                Nobody has stated you have to do anything. It's simply the most efficient way and makes a difference between 10-20 hours of daily exp vs 60+ grinding Turf/rank.

                >No, they're optional
                If optionality dictates gameplay, than the only gameplay is the lobby as every thing else is optional.

                >clownsuits for gameplay
                Why are you making arguments against your own point lmao?

                >ranked
                It's less efficient because losses hurt more and most people are going to reach 50/50 win rate.

                >daily bonus just shows how disingenuous your argument is.
                You : dailies are optional
                Also you : wtf that's disingenuous to exclude dailies because they aren't really optional.

                Kek.

                >spend hours upon hours doing the stupid weekly quests
                Don't talk about shit you don't know about. Weeklies take like 1 hour if you aren't retarded. You finish them all in 2 games if you aren't a retarded.

                >even little kids capped the catalog weeks ago
                This is bs and you know it. Prove it you moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >60+ grinding Turf/rank
                Your fatal flaw is even calling it grinding in the first place, you're just playing the fucking game. If your motivation to do turf/ranked/splatfest is just to level your catalog then you genuinely don't like Splatoon.
                >than the only gameplay is the lobby as every thing else is optional.
                I mean if you want to be as retarded as possible, then yes. The point is that the game never tells you to make a good loadout, that's something to choose do to yourself, and to get a nice loadout you do the same thing you to do interact with the rest of the content, which is play the game. This entire reply chain boils down to the fact that you want the perks that come from playing the game....without playing the game, you sound like those people who wish they could just spend money on a "insta-unlock every character" pass when Smash Ultimate came out, because when something isn't instantly handed to you, it's now a "grind". It's even worse in this case because the catalog rewards literally affect nothing.
                >It's less efficient because losses hurt more
                Then don't lose as much, easy. And again even if you manage a 50/50, the nature of ranked and KOs still means more point gain for less time, and the more time you spend in the match the more points. You also get way more money, which allows you to sink it in Hotlantis or the gacha, I guess.
                >Also you : wtf that's disingenuous to exclude dailies because they aren't really optional.
                Yes, because you get them automatically, it's disingenuous to exclude them because the literal only way you DON'T get the bonus is if you lose every single match every day, something even you don't acknowledge because you're forcing this bullshit 50/50 WR argument.
                >Weeklies take like 1 hour if you aren't retarded
                And the catalog takes like a week if you aren't retarded, wow!
                >This is bs and you know it
                People were capping the catalog in the first 3 days on twitter, go find the tweets yourself, retard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cosmetics do impact your gameplay because winning while looking cool is more enjoyable than winning while looking like shit. Your enjoyment is impacted by your cosmetics, however small it may be.
                I'm not the anon you're arguing with but I don't even look at the win screen, there's only like 6 emotes (of which only the dab is used) and everyone dresses like a clown for the abilities. Who gives a shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone dresses like a clown for the abilities.
                chunklet issue

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I don't care for SR and chunks are a dripfeed without it so I only have like two abilities with enough chunks for a main change. Considering I like playing several weapons that want different abilities I will never be fresh. 45 chunks is an entirely too high requirement.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sorry I don't care for S
                gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                SR is a nice little side mode but I don't know how you people get so deep into it. I came to Splatoon for the PVP and will continue coming back for the PVP.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No (You)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the fuck are you talking about? Every timmy has gold catalogue badge. Tryhards were dabbing week 1 (season is 3 months btw). You need to try hard to not get a level from just doing anything once per day and if you actually play the game you get multiple, especially on events. Getting catalogue is piss easy and once they introduce boosters this will be even easier

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just want to be able to log in and play the game at my own pace.
          So... do it? Play whatever you want whenever you want. No one is demanding you to play the game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          FOMO is not worth it. But even then, just consider: what are you REALLY missing out on in this case? A dab emote? Are you even going to use that? The sooner you rule out 100% completion as something you're ever going to do, the sooner you can stop worrying about micromanging your time with the game and just focus on playing it when you feel like it. Nothing feels worse than keeping up with a game for years and missing something anyway. The sooner you relieve yourself of that burden, the better. It doesn't matter. None of this matters. You have all the tools you need to enjoy Splatoon 3 right now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          getting max rank in a splatfest does not require "giving up" your weekend. It takes a few hours at most especially if you queue up with friends
          >MUH FORCED DAILIES
          you mean getting a single fucking turf war win? jesus christ just say you hate splatoon already

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get what you are saying. But in my view, those things are optional. You play it cause you like the base gameplay. Everything else around is salad dressing, it’s there to distract players who don’t actually like the gameplay on its own and need additional entícement.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People are shitting on you but I agree, I fucking hate when games do this shit. Just kills my desire to play it after a few weeks, which is exactly what happened here

          [And rotating content when so many of the maps are complete shit doesn't help either. Let me just play one one of the very few fun maps you managed to make instead of making the game miserable for several hours at a time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. There isn't. Only good for fan art.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play tf2 because it's fun not because of ranking up in casual or some shit server

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really have any "reason" the play since I maxed out the catalog ages ago, already got to S+, and don't care about SR, but I keep doing so anyway because the game is f u n

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can easily reach ruler in 4 hours with losses.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your brain so fried you need a constant carrot on a stick to keep yourself engaged?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>It's more efficient to do 5-20 minutes a day for 7.5k bonus win and than log off than play another 1-3 hours.
      I literally didn't even know how those bonuses work until this post because I never gave a shit. I just play until I'm bored then I do something else. Stop freaking out over gold and exp like it even matters past level 30 anyway.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They try so hard.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually ridiculous 6-8+ hours
    i wish for a day where everyone born after 1995 just die a horrible painful death

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this shit not LAN?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this from a LAN tournament? Can you even play LAN in this game?

        no it's online

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of retard does tourneys online

          Is this from a LAN tournament? Can you even play LAN in this game?

          you can in shoal it's like why this thing exists

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            true im retarded and forgot even though ive been playing since 1. Ive even gone there a few times since it has a different shooting range

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Splat has was more online than offline tourneys, the logistics of getting multiple 4-person teams together are much more difficult.

            Please tell me theres footage out there of this happening in an official nintendo tournament kek
            Loved whenever there was horrid visible lag in their smash online tournaments

            To be fair the lag was probably just for the spectator cam which shows people fast-forwarding and zipping around more often than you generally see in-game.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What kind of retard does tourneys online
            99% of games do this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from a LAN tournament? Can you even play LAN in this game?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me theres footage out there of this happening in an official nintendo tournament kek
      Loved whenever there was horrid visible lag in their smash online tournaments

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think they ever did an online splatoon tourney

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe there was a disconnect in a LAN tournament once

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn those dramatic effects are great

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grizzco gave me $32000 * 4
    WTF I love working now

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Oh, there you are"
    >"Sorry about the whole trying to kill you thing, no hard feelings, right?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"You lost, so yeah, it's all good"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Frye is kinda cute here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frye in general has really grown on me
        I actually like her festival song now too ever since the live concert

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frye in general has really grown on me
        I actually like her festival song now too ever since the live concert

        Frye is cute, and I'm tired of pretending she isn't

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >posts fanart where her forehead is 1/5th the normal size
          Gee I wonder why

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still cute

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ew

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Frye is cute, and I'm tired of pretending she isn't

              https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7cMFrnfllCs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scientifically wrong

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love Frye's lewd body and cute, dumb 5head. I want to splat my white ink over her brown tummy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Pearl all over again

          But objectively wrong

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because she's always cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have stayed as villains.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone dunking on flyfish
    meanwhile stingers are my nemesis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      penis issue

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does one of the current weapons do well against Cohozuna? I played a match where something was shredding his health and didn't get to see what caused it. Could have been someone getting lucky with eggs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They may have had crab.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped playing this garbage ass game. Fuck Nintendo and the gay ass community

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eliter and reeflux are completely dogshit in salmon run, HOLY FUCK THESE WEAPONS ARE BAD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eliter
      >bad
      skill issue

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bro just stand still for 10 seconds so you can kill one enemy with 4 shots before having to refill your ink

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kill one enemy
          Have you tried like lining up enemies? All Chargers except for the Bamboozler pierce from charged shots. Splatanas do this too.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frye is cute!
    >post the most off model art ever existing
    Why are furries like that?

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    squids are made for human men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *salmonid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salmonids are made for human men?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too late. I've already made the shirts and banner, you'll get yours in the mail.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh maaan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a squid go for some lame hairless ape instead of another squid, or an octopus?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Human men are warm.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human men are fossils under the ground. They're extinct! Good riddance to those monsters.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inklings and Octolings are clearly warm as well considering how similar they are to humans, and how they use human technology such as air conditioning. So why would they go for you over another cephalopod?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Um...because bigger human men means bigger arms, which means more heat faster from hugs?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't mean much. What really matters is how well you can wrap around a person. Tall Inklings and Octolings also exist, such as Marina, and there are plenty of other species as well. Inklings and Octolings also have tentacles, which you don't.

              Human men can swim in sweet water without exploding.

              And? It's not like they'll be able to join you in the water. If we're going to go down that route, humans can't respawn.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. increasingly nervous squid boy fearing the human cock is gonna take away their women

                Good for you they all die and never existed in the first place.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Squid boys? Those are old news. You're going to be competing against weyyos. Are you cuter than a weyyo?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                With that hairstyle? Even a jellyfish can take your women away.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You clearly don't understand what woomies want.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying anyone is going for woomies
                They are desperate at this point.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So no one wants Inklings? The top species in Splatoon?
                You're a very funny man.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. woomie

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Am I a squid boy or a squid girl? Make up your mind.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were the other reply. Anyway, it's all about the girls with the wavy hairstyle these days.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So no one wants Inklings?
                Yes. They're canonically retarded.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't mean nobody wants them. In case you haven't noticed, they're kind of the most prominent species in the Splatoon world.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Inklings
                >The top species in Splatoon
                peak squigger delusion

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many times do Octomorons need to lose the race war before they learn their lesson?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go to bed, Gramps.
                Jerky-looking ass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody will rig it again squigger now prepare for a trip back into the sea

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You lost

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                More for me then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to drink out of plastic gags anymore, it's gross

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                HUUUAAARGH
                YOU DARE TRESPASS IN MY BUTT
                I SHALL FUCK YOU ALONE
                CUM, INK MY ASS IF YOU CAN, I NEED NO AIDS AGAISNT WEAKLING WEYOOS!
                CUMLESS WEYOOS YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE ETERNAL SPREAD OF THE CHEEKS
                WEYOO WEAKLINGS, FACEFUCK ME IN THE LOBBY, I'LL TAKE YOU ALL INSIDE, BY MYSELF!
                TO COME HERE, TO MY DOMAIN, WITHOUT BEING DRESSED IN TONY KENSA?! YOU WEYOOS KNOW NOT HOW PUNY YOU ARE
                IS IT FOOLISH BRAVERY, OR WEYOO SISSYNESS THAT DROVE YOU HERE. NO MATTER, YOU'LL CUM ALL THE SAME.
                I KNOW NOT YOUR REASONING NOR PLANS, BUT IT MATTERS NOT, WEYOOS CUM, HUMANS RAPE.
                DO YOU BLOW DOWN TO WEYOOS BROTHERS?! SHOW THEM HOW HUMANS FUCK!
                YOUR TORN OUT INK HOLE WILL MAKE GLORIOUS WINGS, YOU WILL SOAR INTO THE SEA!
                WHO ELSE WANTS TO TRY THESE WEYOOS, PROVE YOU'RE A TRUE HUMAN!
                I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS AND RIP OUT YOUR INK SACK!
                WEYOOS, HAH! NOT EVEN HORNY
                HUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARGH! HUMANS! HUUUUUUOOOORGH! FOR ALTERNA!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're confusing arms with legs. See vertibrates like mammals have a different body structure than invertibrates. Mammals have an appendage called a leg which helps them move on land. Humans are bipedal mammals which means they walk on two legs. A human's leg is much longer than the arm. Which is why humans use tools to hunt. I like the white humans that used to live in the Northern Hemisphere. Oh well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Human men can swim in sweet water without exploding.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you deal with hightide glowflies in this rotation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your 20 points loss and move on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same as always on high tide glowflies: burn all Specials and pray.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, which one fellow squids in spatsseurs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squids and octos look so much worse in Splatoon 3 it's unreal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Also males and females barely have any differences now and it's fucking weird. Especially with shared animations and hairstyles now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think overall they look better with the new proportions, but the lips look really fucking weird and ruin the faces, it's especially noticeable with female octos. there's also something off about the skin textures i can't quite put my finger on.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One thing the lips have now is darkening between the lips in certain lighting conditions. Mouth interiors are also much darker compared to prior games. This actually wasn't present in the first trailer of the game. You can see the difference in these videos. The key moment to look for is when the protagonist takes off her mask.

          Another difference the lips and mouths have now that makes them seem off compared to prior games is that they're much wider, despite the more realistic proportions elsewhere. Compare the default expression on an Inkling in 2 to 3, and the mouth stretches out across more of the face in 3. This also applies to the new idol models, and you can really see it on Callie. It doesn't look right, does it? It looks too extreme.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Shiver so short?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so I can pick her up and fuck her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's actually a dog

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's the baseball episode?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the beach episode.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try out new rotation
    >Eliter
    >"Well at least Timmy doesn't have it"
    >Immediately Low tide and fog, making me properly useless
    Delightful
    >Proceed to not reach wave 3 4 times in a row
    >If I lose once more I'm booted back to profresh
    Fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just had 5th match
      >One guy has a cohozuna sticker
      >Shit, we'll be fine thank god
      >Land
      >Wait where's the 4th guy
      >Already disconnected
      >Wave one loss, demoted
      I am going to fucking kill myself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a guy DC in the chopper last night before we started the shift. We proceeded to absolutely crush all three waves, it was beautiful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      currently crawling back to EVP after getting deranked all the way to pro+2. Just one more win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a guy DC in the chopper last night before we started the shift. We proceeded to absolutely crush all three waves, it was beautiful.

      currently crawling back to EVP after getting deranked all the way to pro+2. Just one more win.

      HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        BRO WE WARNED YOU ABOUT SPAWNING GROUNDS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get god-tier team
        >Winwinwinwin
        >Effortlessly kill hide tide Spawning Grounds Cohozuna
        >Get my 1200 and log off at VP 120
        Feels good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That massive drop in both eggs after dropping from EVP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd just cut my losses and wait for a new rotation after hitting EVP 0

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every god damn ranked match has a hydra splatling in it and I'm so sick of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing blasters and sloshing machine, and I'll stop playing hydra.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only play inkbrush

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna use my Heavy Splatling in peace! I don't wanna follow the meta!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hydra is definitely not meta

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leave that E-liter to me, bro!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly find wave breaker better than booyah bomb, booyah bomb is way too obvious while wave breaker is less noticeable and gets more kills easily.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn balance path when every fucking tournament team is almost the same it’s getting boring.
    Apparently there was some development with Tetras being a counter to machine but I’ve barely seen it.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe some day.....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will return as a Salmon Run stage

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a sick idea and now I'm sad it won't happen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Visually and mechanically it works, Nintendo however, would have to be cool enough to do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this map was weird as hell bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird is good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I like it
        1's variety in maps was great

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          IMO maps being wildly different is required for the rotation stuff to work.
          When all the maps play basically the same, you won't be inspired to try a new build or playstyle that works well on the maps in the current rotation.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear fucking god, it's Monday, in aus, Timmies should be in school, how the FUCK is every teammate I've gotten so so so fucking trash. Failure to make it past wave 2 6 times in a row

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do inklings/octos bathe if being submerged in water and even just standing in rain kills them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not convinced water kills them, especially when water doesn't even wash away their ink. I think their bodies are just denser than water, so they can't swim and always sink in bodies of water, and so getting splatted when in bodies of water is a self-defense mechanism to trigger a respawn in order to prevent the Inkling/Octoling from drowning.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't kill them, it makes them liquify. This is usually not a problem for them, but they can only travel freely in ink, not water. Thus it's a huge problem when water is involved.

      My theory? They turn into their squid forms and leap into modified laundry washing machines, get sloshed around in there as a liquid, and then ooze out squeaky clean.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's adorable, I hope that's canon

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatted by smallfry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll gitya

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide King
    >it's a swarm of eels, scrappers and steelheads on that tiny fucking platform while fatass bodyblocks everyone from being able to move anywhere
    >clips all over the place, game looks like it's about to crash

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want more music for the game I'm getting a bit sick of these same 6 tracks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

      this one was my favorite in 2, it's cool to hear it in the lobby but i wish it played in actual matches

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want more maps
      I was tired of 2's maps going into 3, and 3's original maps are kind of same-y sans hagglefish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t like most of 3’s new maps besides hagglefish, it sucks. They’re better than 2’s for sure but still aren’t great.
        I thought it’d be alright if 3’s new maps weren’t that good since we were getting Mahi Mahi Resort, Hammerhead Bridge and Museum D’Alfonsino back and those maps were great but they butchered the fuck out of Mahi Mahi and Hammerhead for no reason and they’re probably some of my least favourite maps in the game now.
        At least MakoMart, Sturgeon Shipyard and Museum D’Alfonsino are good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sturgeon Shipyard and Museum D’Alfonsino are good.
          have a nice day

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hamburger from america

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd enjoy the rotation more if I didn't get such selfish greedyass dumbasses who insist on believing that they're not on a team.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get #1 Popular Target
      >Think this means I was the player they fought the most
      >The medal is actually awarded for "Most time being in 'Field of View' from all enemy players. The distance does not matter for this one, just being in the FoV is enough."
      >Meaning it wasn't me that fought the most, but rather that I was the center of attention the longest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This explains why you usually get it as a charger or splatling.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, that's not most damage taken? It's most time spent in view of the opponent? But I get that in like half my matches...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most damage taken is a separate, silver medal

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never going to make EVP on this rotation, am I?

    But I have to keep trying, that Silver GrizzCo Badge will be mine!

    Also, Big Run for October.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got mine today
      ganbatte anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, we're Big Running out of October.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's two weeks left, THERE'S STILL TIME.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          who said you can take your uniform to home wagie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dead people don't speak, boss.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This bro didn't watch the credits

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty rad for Nintendo to show his corpse floating in space. I miss the edge from the 90.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what happens in the credits?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's floating around Earth alive.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just floating around
                Did you guys not notice he was breathing in space the entire time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he dies of ligma

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who is Mr. Grizz?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i paid scales for it now shut the fuck up or i will go back there and kick your furry ass again

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the "#' feature in yet? i dont want to lay with timmies

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Salmon Run so much better than the normal modes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because its easier.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    capture the flag gamemode when

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rainmaker exists already

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rainmaker is not capture the flag.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >capture thing and bring it to the base to win
          flag being a weapon and having to bring it to enemy base instead of yours doesn't make it not CTF

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >flag being a weapon and having to bring it to enemy base instead of yours doesn't make it not CTF
            Yes it does.

            CTF = Go to the enemy team base, take their flag, run to your base.
            Rainmaker = Go to the middle of the stage, take the flag, run to the enemy base.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rainmaker is more like Assault from Halo than CTF
        Bomb in the middle and you bring it to the enemy base

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would probably overlap too much with Rainmaker unless you tried to make it substantially different from other games CTF modes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me Hide and Seek mode

      >Random team is chosen as the "Hiders" and the other as the "Seekers"
      >Hiders are totally invisible to Seekers for 15 seconds, Hider ink appears on the ground as it's painted, but ripples and marks in ink don't appear at all. Seekers are also prevented from attacking but have the ability to walk on Hider ink.
      >Once the time is up, Hiders are now visible, encouraging them to hide in ink. Ripples are still nonexistent even in this state.
      >If Seekers splat all Hiders before 30 seconds are up, they win. No hiders respawn during this time.
      >If they survive, the roles are swapped and the process repeats with the other team.
      Could use some tweaks but I literally just thought of this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Rainmaker.
      >Splat Zones: King of the Hill
      >Rainmaker: Capture the Flag
      >Tower Control: Payload
      The odd one out is Clam Blitz, which is probably why so many people have a hard time figuring out out, it's not a classic shooter gamemode.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Infection mode from Halo would work well here

      >one party the infected gets rollers
      >the other one get brellas or the aerogay
      >is someone from the non infected gets killed becomes infected
      >lthe last man standing get's his weapon upgraded to the slosher and tries to survive until time's out

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cleared all the levels in Line A of Octo Expansion. I think I'm going to fucking hate the 8-ball levels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everybody hate the 8-ball levels? I thought they were fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can see them being fun if you're good at aiming. I have nerve damage. So I can't aim like I used to.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only like 2 8 ball levels need fast actions

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh it's nerve damage anon. You have an excuse the other are just cry babies.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well not really. I just have to work around my limits. I probably can't play competitive but I can handle motion controls fine. I'm just having trouble processing some movements into motion. Its affected my drawing too.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That sucks hope you feel better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry it gets worse

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most the mode specific medals are silver
    >garbage like base inker, superjump spot and popular target are gold
    what alien logic are these retard devs even following?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What
      >Splat zone inker
      >Splat zone guard
      >Score booster (CB, RM, TC)
      >Record score setter (RM, TC)
      >Claim carrier
      >Home base inker (TW)
      >Enemy base inker (TW)
      All golds, then there's silver versions for the #2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every stopper medal is silver and it has no right to be it

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You already got her gold badge right Ganker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have any of her badges

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simp moar
        buy more locker shit

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the best lobby theme. There is a right answer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the DLC has more tracks like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The chill one with the girl singing, you know which one I mean

        Yeh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squid squad songs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chill one with the girl singing, you know which one I mean

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do chargers have better freshness scaling? I was able to get to 4 stars way quicker than other classes.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >S+ trial match
    >Splatzone
    >Owning Timmys with the hydra
    >10 seconds away from a KO victory
    >A COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURED
    >L
    FUCK YOU NOGAMI YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is cute but shiver is CUTE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God Big Man is so fucking boring compared to the other two

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver is so fucking flat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's a good thing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frye's underwear is cute! CUTE!

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >won 3 rank up matches without a single loss
    >beat the same team twice to make things sweeter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck you stop bragging, I'm fucking wood league at turf war.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the headache of being their manager.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manager? They don't have a manager.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reset in a couple minutes. You all ready to do your dailies!?

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup, things are getting comfy in c+

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, time for your dailies!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no i don't want another blue capsule get the fuck out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game has dailies
      goddam why is everyone doing this shit fuck off morons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barely any really
        >5k gacha
        >sheldrone
        >shops
        >first win of the day
        You can do all but the daily win in less than a minute.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finaly got my yellow suit. Anyways, im not liking this weapon rotation much.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could take her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to step on me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you do a good job.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          alright, but she has to keep the flipflops on

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They always stay on.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              MUH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a fight, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could take her anal virginity

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're too late

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sauce?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101471107

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                IRL squid and octo girls when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captain 3 is so lame compared to Agent 3 that I wish she wasn't Captain at all. Let Marie do it, she's clearly got the chops and style for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She (and all other Inklings/Octolings) have enough muscle mass to efortlessly jump to skyscraper heights and swing shit like a Hydra Splatling and Dynamo Roller around like they're weightless. You really couldn't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spray her with water and she dies instantly
        gg no re

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are like garden gnomes. They die when going to the showers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just hope the old woman gets another tentacle sprain.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's everyone at for Catalogs? I'm still behind since I got caught up with my Holloween games playthroughs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50
      have you tried actually playing the fucking game?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm playing other titles on the side, Splatoon is usually something I jump into when the mood strikes or if I want to grind out Salmon Run for an afternoon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop playing shit games

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But we're playing Splatoon 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at level 50 on my second catalog

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many hours did you put in this game? I'm still on the first cat after like 55 hours of gamplay. And yet I played it almost everyday since launch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      96 I believe, I’m so close that I don’t care about daily stuff anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      225 or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      25 on my third catalog.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        level 5 on the second 'log. Bulk of my time has been Salmon Run, got up to A- rank, bout to hit A. Did a lot of fights in the last splatfest, some turf wars in between to practice different weapons and get sheldon tickets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      play ranked anon

      SR gives you literal pennies of catalog points

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of point output are people getting otherwise? I maxed out my catalog forever ago just hitting S+.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is bullshit, by the by.

        It's totally an intentional design choice so people don't play just Salmon Run. What if I WANT to only play Salmon Run!? It's a lot better than Turf War......most rotations.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss zip lines in SR. Was the safest place during GF rounds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm level 24 on my second catalog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just hit 160, though i have been slowing down my playtime with the game to play judgment lately

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    inklings being allergic to water makes zero sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're not water allergic, they just instantly sink when they hit water, water is only dangerous to them if they go squid/octo form while swimming since their ink diffuses.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question. Are squids e-bois or do they not count as they are different species
    Need to know for a friend

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. Supposedly the player inklings are 17 or 18 in this game, but even if that isn't true Cap'n is canonically 21+ and has the same proportions so you can just fap to her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The player characters are 14 in every game, no idea where this meme started that you play the same character every time or that the player characters aged up for some reason. You play as a fresh crop of kids every title.
        And for the record, that line where Marie says Agent 4 is two years older than Agent 3 was a mistranslation, it's the inverse, NOA sucks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're definitely not 14 in this game

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post female squids for comparison
            Asking for a friend

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what is an art style change

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Changing the proportions of the characters but keeping everything else the exact same is an artsyle change
              Ahem, "no".

              Inklings are the same exact height in 1 and 2. This image isn't scaled properly and is horribly blown up. Here's an example of a more accurate comparison between 2 and 3.

              Even if that is true for 1 and 2, that image still proves my pont

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Inklings are the same exact height in 1 and 2. This image isn't scaled properly and is horribly blown up. Here's an example of a more accurate comparison between 2 and 3.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought the beepos looked a lot less soft

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think thats just an artstyle change, like in animal crossing the characters have been getting taller and getting more human like proportions but its not like theyre getting older

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >older MILF Audie
              fucking when

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh? are you stupid?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              An "artstyle change" would be something like Nidhogg 1 to Nidhogg 2, you are using that term completely wrong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                well of course its not a drastic change like that, its just the artstyle getting more developed i guess still counts as a small change

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true they havent said anything explicit about it but i like to think nintendo is doing that thing where they are sort of acknowledging their playerbase as they age since 11 year olds who played splatoon 1 would be 17-18 now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no idea where this meme started that you play the same character every time or that the player characters aged up for some reason.
          Because there was literally an interview with Nogami about Splatoon 3 where he talks about the player characters growing with the Splatoon 1 audience. It's why they changed the models again.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, moron, the WORLD grows with its audience because time in Splatoon passes just like IRL, this is represented in changes in characters like the idols and bands, i.e Callie and Marie drifting apart in 2, OtH going on tour between 2 and 3, etc.
            The player characters in 3 are still 14 because they're new while the PCs from 1 and 2 fucked off somewhere.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck zones I'm fucking done. Every time I the only one who fight for the damn thing. I'm sick of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get zoned

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cleared out the two biggest trouble makers and my shit team still couldn't re-capture the zone. Its frustrating.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG RUN IS CUUUMMMMIINNNNGGG

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we fail against the Salmonid hordes, they might steal away Harmony and other NPCs. Think about that next time you fight those fishy Salmon bastards.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >might steal away Harmony
        based can i trade that whore for a set of chunks?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Salmonids commit kidnapping when their entire philosophy is essentially kill or be killed?

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, Splatoon 3 is STILL using the shitty rotation format where you can never play the maps/game modes you want when you want? Do you still have to mash through mindless idol dialogues every day + every time a new weapon is released? Those were my biggest gripes with Splatoon 1 and 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you still have to mash through mindless idol dialogues every day
      only if you close the game
      >every time a new weapon is released?
      everything is released in 3 month intervals now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rotations
      Yes
      >idol dialogue
      No

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can skip idol dialogue now, and they used that as an excuse to barely even try with it.
      >every time a new weapon is released?
      Hahaha....we're using a seasonal model now. Content updates are now released only at the end of each season.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes to the first one, no to the second one
      But get this anon, now you can play TWO ranked modes at a time instead of one! Sucks is your favourite mode is up and has shit maps (which this game has a decent amount of). Fuck Nintendo is incompetent.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drop to Profresh +2
    >Griller
    >Have E-Litre, put myself on highest point to snipe the back of grillers
    >The very first griller that spawns, the Timmy leads it directly to me.
    You FUCKING MORON

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I noticed with the new stages is how so much of them are uninkable. What were they thinking?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They saw Wahoo World and decided to make every map like it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's not the urchin underpass glass alleyway

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically they should nerf salmon run it just requires too much brain power for the average random fucktard, or at least give them a separate easy mode to fuck off to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or at least give them a separate easy mode to fuck off to.
      that's what TW is for.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've completely stopped playing the game. I don't even do my daily gacha rolls anymore. I'll come back during the next Splatfest I guess but I'm pretty burnt out right now.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i really don't get that picture

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she has a big whooper head!

        Still cute

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First shift at Spawning Grounds of the day, know hell is awaiting
    >Low tide
    >Not only did my teammates dive into the first boss on the shore, but I immediately dived in the water like a Timmy after reviving them
    >Immediately overrun with big shots, fly fish, and stingers from every direction, teammates completely overwhelmed
    >Round one wipe
    >Notice the weapon loadout is absolutely fucked knowing full well an extra layer of bullshit is there with spawning grounds. We'll do better next time!
    >Second shift - High tide
    >Bloodbath on the grates, pure hell is unfolding. No one using specials. Crab tank mowed down the crowd in the start, but the second time I popped it I get chummed like a chucklefuck
    >Run the clock out in the first round, 7/22 eggs
    >Check the magical tags awaiting after the fight
    >>

    [...]

    Youth
    Well I think this is a good stopping point for this rotation, calling in early tonight Grizz buddies.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately what the fuck are you supposed to do on high tide Spawning Grounds in VP aside from not playing it? Even with more competent teammates in the rank it is near impossible. Why the fuck did they not only design the map this way, but why did they bring it back without changing it to fuck you over even an iota less?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the first SR map ever, they didn't really have a good idea of balance.

      The changes in Next Wave just further exasperate its existing problems since the level was not edited at all to compensate..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's absurd to me how bad Spawning Grounds is, for a long while I was always trying to figure out of a weapon set was good or not until I realized there's no such thing as a bad weapon set, the issue is that Spawning Grounds has a horrible design that makes Stingers and Flyshish way too strong and the basket area a deathtrap. Every other map can be done with any weapon, but even the best possible loadout is going to struggle on EVP Spawning Grounds because the stage is so fucking huge that trying to deal with a Stinger, Flyfish or Big Shot without a special is just gonna get you killed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's absurd to me how bad Spawning Grounds is, for a long while I was always trying to figure out of a weapon set was good or not until I realized there's no such thing as a bad weapon set, the issue is that Spawning Grounds has a horrible design that makes Stingers and Flyshish way too strong and the basket area a deathtrap. Every other map can be done with any weapon, but even the best possible loadout is going to struggle on EVP Spawning Grounds because the stage is so fucking huge that trying to deal with a Stinger, Flyfish or Big Shot without a special is just gonna get you killed.

      There's not a single good moment about SG.

      Normal tide? Have fun with the docks fucko.

      High tide? Enjoy half the map being unreachable dipshit.

      Low tide? Hope you love the three narrow paths to where the Salmon spawn asshole.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >love the three narrow paths to where the Salmon spawn
        i do if only retard timmies could contain the salmon there and not turn basket into shitshow

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only played Splatoon 1, where are these drawings coming from if Miiverse is no more?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 and 3 are tied to Twitter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter or Facebook. 90% of the time it's Twitter though

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Low tide
    >3 (FUCKING THREE) Stingers on the beach
    >I'm stuck with the shitty Reeflux, surely my teammates can handle the rest
    >By the time I've taken out 2 of the Stingers, I'm the only person remaining on my team
    >Slamming Lid blocking the only land route to the rest of the team
    >Maws and Steelhead on my 6
    God I fucking hate this rotation. No one knows how to use 3/4 of the weapons, and even when you're carrying they end up dropping like flies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reeflux is really bad because the few fags that have used it just spam tap shots, which cant really kill for shit.

      Go into the grizz training room with it and try and kill the three small fry there with tap shots, it's pretty damn unreliable. Now do it with a half charge, not even full charge and see the difference.

      Half charges and full charges are what you want with that thing, dont over rely on tap charges unless they're in kissing distance.

      The Splatana brings another set of problems. You can just "tap" spam it, but it's kind of shit at taking out cohock unless you use the melee attack which is fucking annoying because you can lunge forward with it on accident if you're walking forward. Really clashes with how other weapons control. I don't even know what the other two fucking weapons are because I only went two rounds and I quit, I'm not deranking for this shit. I like the REEF-LUX but it's shit for SR.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to God that the developers are intentionally handpicking the worst possible weapons for every Spawning Grounds rotation. Not that there's a GOOD one, mind you, but the E-liter? Reeflux? And the last one had the Bamboozler and Ballpoint kek.

      It's absurd to me how bad Spawning Grounds is, for a long while I was always trying to figure out of a weapon set was good or not until I realized there's no such thing as a bad weapon set, the issue is that Spawning Grounds has a horrible design that makes Stingers and Flyshish way too strong and the basket area a deathtrap. Every other map can be done with any weapon, but even the best possible loadout is going to struggle on EVP Spawning Grounds because the stage is so fucking huge that trying to deal with a Stinger, Flyfish or Big Shot without a special is just gonna get you killed.

      Correct on every account, anon. But not only is it stupidly huge and the terrain a fucking nightmare to navigate, but high tide has the exact opposite problem where you are working with less than HALF the space you'd be having on other high tide maps because they decided most of it should be fucking grates. So you're all forced to not die in this space smaller than a backyard with the absurdly high spawn rates in higher ranks. Oh, and on the other side of the untraversable grates? Yeah, Flyfish, Stingers, and Big Shots can spawn over there and you can't even hope to reach them even in the best of conditions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flyfish spawns on the outer grate in high tide
        >go to kill it
        >only safe place to recharge ink is directly under it since the platform before it has a very high chance of you getting bonked by a cohock or something
        >kill it, finally, try to return to the basket
        >have to mow through the 40 salmonids that followed you, better hope to god your weapon can deal with them
        >or lmfao steel eel
        It just fucking sucks, you can tell it was the first SR map designed because they clearly didn't account for any difficulty above low Profresh. I can sammin slam all day on literally any other map but when SG shows up I don't even bother going for 'zuna, I just get the bonus and ditch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't even get one bonus today. Sitting at 0/99 EVP after two shifts. I'm done. It's over.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dropped all the down to profesh 2 today from EVP 300 yesterday
            I'm not even finding the stage hard, but every match my teamates just keep dying and its so hard to save them on spawning grounds

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The weapon loadout is just a shitter filter. Splattershot is the only straightforward one. You get a team of stick controls players with the Eliter, reeflux is particularly week, Splatana unwieldy. Spawning Grounds. Just bad, bad. The weapons could maybe work on another level, but not here. If you've got teammates who've never used any of them before, it's over.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        eliter is great faglord

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if call of duty but with paint
    How is this game popular?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude what if a person but with terminal retardation
      How are you still alive?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all shooters are call of duty
      what the fuck man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude what if doom but with slow gameplay
      How is call of duty popular?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if Call of Duty but actually unique and not just another bland shooter
      That's how.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >small maps
        >die every 10 seconds
        >but with paint
        >not just another bland shooter
        Tendies are insane

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like we got SNOYs now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He dies every 10 seconds
          CoD kids will always be CoD kids.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >die every 10 seconds
          maybe if you're a total shitter. Stealth and movement are also actually dynamic rather than [token "move faster but straighter" mechanic] and [hide behind corner].

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          aerospray sticks main btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone wanna queue up in salmon run with me? All I get are shitters on my team

      Play it, it's fun

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, lings have tongues like that.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at what I rediscovered! https://youtu.be/GC8gPYjkTgQ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG Lil Judd is actually le EVIL!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, from rewatching this, I am getting nostalgia in a way. Especially with the octo expansion part, memories went though my head of playing it, experiencing the return of Agent 3, seeing the sudden change of tone the game gave, and all the difficulties I faced. In fact, Inner Agent 3 was probably the hardest thing I have actually completed in a video game to this day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weak shit. Here's the true nostalgia injection

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get shift without a single flyfish or big shot
    >Is a million times easier
    It's insane how much those two gay bosses utterly dominate this gamemode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it interesting, when I played Splatoon 2 when it came out and I was around 15, I was able to tell how much a pain Flyfish were going to be just from the tutorial.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Stinger, flyfish, and big shots are fucking morons

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never noticed that the helicopter shakes when someone dc's before the start of the shift. I guess that means they jumped out into the ocean to escape the waging.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... they fell down, and they didn't "disconnected". Don't believe the press. It's owned by the mammals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > People would rather kill themselves than wage
      This says a lot about our society

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they jumped out
      Is that what HR told you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, if they jump out before reaching the job site it's not really a workplace accident

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...Grizzco has HR?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Grizz references it a few times.

          It's probably just one guy that does record keeping on everyones rewards and also coordinates the helicopter pilot and Marigold.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gold ink when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dlc

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would buy a color pack for $5, but it must have some rad colors.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think white and brown are "rad"?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you are going white, you have to pair it with black. It's the time tested classic. Also, white is rad, brown not so much, unless it's a bright brown. Dark brown is too downy.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is absolutely no reason why flyfish cockpit shoudn't be breakable

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the salmonids fight with pots and pans for weapons? Is there a legitimate lore reason?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salmonids really just want to eat everything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're hungry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they have a species wide vore fetish.

      That's not a joke.

      https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S0gKBPk6eWhxX2ZTyaNyiKx8S1pvYrIgw2Ct5WjRwf0/edit

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The life of a mercenary changes a squid. Makes them realize everything, and everyone, has a price. Someone simply has to be willing to pay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And here I thought Captain was the cynical one.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spawning Grounds
    >No one knows how to use half the weapons effectively
    >Hightide
    >Flyfish spawns across the grates
    Strap me to a fucking nuke and launch me at Nogami.

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love the weapons
    >love the stage
    >my gay teammates won't stop dying
    I just want to have fun, not babysit 3 retards that can't last 3 single second in high tide

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dropped from EVP to Profresh +1
    I guess I should stop huh.
    Getting back to EVP is gonna be murder.
    Sad, I actually really like this rotation, sniping bosses with the e-litre and oneshottin cohocks with the stamper

    E-litre is near unusable in progress because it's so damn reliant on your teammates sweeping trash, which they never ever fucking do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch. Time to cut your loses, squigger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never drop from EVP if you can avoid it, took me days to get back last time cause you keep getting coworkers too dumb to clear a fucking wave.

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the balance patch?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      XD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't fix anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only said it'd happen after the half way point of the season. They never said it was going to be AT the half way point.

      See you in November.

      One of my EVP members on round 1 high tide, didnt use specials as you can imagine. This is why we cant have fun, watch your fucking backs out there.

      People not using Wave Breaker is especially crushing. I can understand not wanting to use jet or tank since they're unwieldly but Wave Breaker is a "KILL ALL TRASH" card that can also revive easily.

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    E-LITER IS SHIT BRING BACK THE SQUIFFER

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my EVP members on round 1 high tide, didnt use specials as you can imagine. This is why we cant have fun, watch your fucking backs out there.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >communication error
    >communication error
    >communication error
    >connnection with the network device was lost, try again later
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKING WI-FI TODAY HOLY SHIT I WANTED TO PLAY IN A DIFFERENT ROOM FUCKING SUE ME

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This weapon set is atrocious. Splattershot needs to put in so much work killing trash, inking, and killing FUCKING FISH STICKS or else the E-liter and bow just become limp dicks. E-liter isn't mobile enough to escape ganks to save its life and the bow just can't clear trash fast enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stamper can kill trash reasonably well but you have to keep spamming charge swings for Cohocks, still doable though. That puts E-Liter on boss duty and... Reef Flux throwing bombs I guess?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reef can ink well and kill fishsticks with ease but year, that's probably it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how people don't know how to use the reef-lux properly.

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just downloaded the game, what am I in for?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go play Salmon Run RIGHT AWAY. You don't want to miss this kino rotation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't he have to reach Level 4 for Grizz to give him the time of day?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's being sarcastic. The rotation is cancer according to him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the first rotation where I maintained my EVP rank without immediately wave 1 wiping twice and going back into profresh hell. Even secured a Cohozuna kill and got 11 bronze scales for my effort.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squid and octo girls, rad music, fast gameplay, bullshit balance, lot's of fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That veemo is hoing to be gang banged isn't she?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every day, clueless naive octos are taken advantage of by hedonist squids.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you do my fellow squids

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Veemos are socially challenged. Be kind to them.

        I like images of Octolings having a hard time getting used to Inkling culture.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get used to the motion controls. It's worth it. You'll never get gud without it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        broken glass everywhere! people pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care. I can't take the smell, can't take the noise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you will be a squid, at other times you will be a kid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This octo wears socks with sandals and should be shunned accordingly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Veemos are socially challenged. Be kind to them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >An octopus
        This wasn't part of the deal.

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these weapons suck but ill try for the 200 evp badge
    if i fail then im just gonna lob some blobs on turf war

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No sudden moves, I've been told these creatures can only see movement.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mama mía!

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was already another splatoon thread up with few replies we could've switched over to

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Salmon Run
    >Spawning Grounds
    >450 & Splatana Stamper
    >Force to use both
    >Unable to clear a Wave

    Fuck that shit, i am not taking the risk. If i can't handle these weapons, i know damn well randoms wont either. It's pure suicide right now in that rotation and i don't believe in my teammates one bit.

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