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Spawning grounds is better than last time
no
I haven't played SR in like two weeks
hell fricking no. i got my superbonus and i'll be back in 2 days.
That Dapple Squiffler lineup from the other day was so good too
Getting my 1200p and Cohozuna kill this rotation was surpisingly ok but I'm probably not going to stress going higher with this weapon set.
Both super bonuses being cash was nice.
Same here. I'm surprised our team even beat him since it was down to one man.
Is E-liter on "keep shooting cohozuna duty" or does it serve a better role?
shoot down lids
It's also surprinsingly efficient for fish stick
If any Steel Heads pop up they can take 'em out pretty quick and provide the others some eggs to feed fatass.
If literally no eggs are around and he's right in front of you, sure shoot him I'm guess.
I use the E-liter to OHKO the cohocks. Helps the others cut down the waves easier.
i fricking love this sort of salmon-run centric artwork, the kind that portrays the employees as overworked and tired wagies
it's a really nice energy
Well I gots another for you, you frickin piece of garbage
appreciate it
Guy's made a bunch of it, including at least two comics that haven't been translated.
E liter keeps shooting cohozuna until something important comes up d
THEY envy US
THEY criticize US
BUT WE STILL UP
I like the yellow suit cause I think it looks like a hazmat suit.
Where are the fricking Kensa clothes and weapons? This "sequel" is just removing content and drip feeding it.
welcome to modern gaming
do you like it?
>Where are the fricking Kensa clothes and weapons?
in the trash where they belong
>defending a multibillion dollar corporation who removes content in the "sequel"
There is literally no good reason for why Splatoon 3 didn't launch with all of Splatoon 2's gear.
Lots of people liked the Kensa clothes
>average subhuman has shit taste
who would have thought
I just want silver scales dammit
>Manage to actually kill King
>13 Bronze Scales
>managed to kill him 4 times in the last 2 days (3 of which were in EVP)
>only one of those kills gave non-bronze scales
lolmao. cant wait for them to """fix"""" this in an update/sequel and then act like they just added a new feature
Are you getting filtered this badly
It’s a nintendo game
Cohozuna's drops are random. You could kill him every round all day and not get silvers if your luck sucks.
sliver and gold drop rates scale slightly with hazard level, so not completely true
Yeah it's less likely you're not going to get any, but not impossible if you get bad luck.
Imagine the smell
>Decide to hop on, see what's on rotation
>Mahi Mahi
>Okay maybe tomorrow
>can't clear on profresh 2 with 7 consecutive wipes
>ok frick it I just wanna fight cohozuna I'll go down 2 ranks
>pops on high tide
>get 30% before wiping
I do consistently well but it's clear sooooo many people have absolutely no idea how to use the eliter, not to mention the reeflux is just not suited to salmon run at all anyway
frick e-liter give the squiffer back
Is there a specific circumstance where she would lose a splatfest?
At this point probably not. I'm not sure even giving her an "objectively wrong choice" would work at this point since she has coomers.
I think this next splatfest is up in the air.
Frye's probably getting the popular vote due to Fire, but the other teams should be roughly equal.
this splatfest will be won by big meme, nobody gives a shit about grass and fire will be timmies and dogshit at the game furgays central you can't still win on popularity alone
I am not having fun with this game. I only get angry.
OFFICIAL SHITTER SIGNS:
If you see any other play with two of these or more of the following attributes they are worth a disconnect:
-Aerospray user
-Splattershot user
-Splattershot PRO user
-Splat-o-Matic user
-Splash-o-Matic user
-Luna-blaster user
-Bloblobber user
-Splatanna user
-Roller user
-Brush user
-Booyah bomb shitters
-Crab tank shitters
-Reefslider shitters
-Story mode badges
-Harmony badge
-Harmony waifu gay (report)
-Deep Cut waifu gay
-Callie and Marie waifu gay
-Female inkling
-Female octoling
-Male octoling (report)
-Yellow slopsuit wearer (report)
-Pink slopsuit wearer (report)
-Green slopsuit wearer
-Towerhog on Tower Control (report)
-"HELP ME!" users
-"BOOYAH!" users
-Lockergay
-Pink locker (report)
-Black Locker
-Blue Locker
-Stonehead in locker (report)
-Outfits in locker
-Badgeless
-Bannerless
-Non-SR earned banners
-Eggstealers
-Splatfest autist
-Amiibo gear user
-Furry drawings (report)
-Anime drawings (report)
-Making drawings that don't give off any tips or useful information that can be used for later matches
-Lowercase names
-Girl names (report)
-Symbols in name
-"funny" names
Do your part, Anons.
>and me? I use reeflux and my gear is all special charge up
>Doesn't know the hime cut inkling is the certified autismo hair
Not gonna make it
im pretty sure you cant even report people outside of the plaza any more. you could in 2 only via the app only if you played a match with them
Check the terminal in either Grizzco or the lobby and look in past matches, you can report people there.
fug. i got 3 legitimate griefers (not in the same match) i wish i had known this
>aerospray user
i'm always top ranked in turf war and have a decent win rate. in anything else i agree though
Zero of this applies to me. I lose all the time anyway. What now fricker?
So, basically, anybody who actually plays the game.
>threw down a wave breaker a millisecond before the flip-flopper killed me, ends up reviving me and two teammates
>Lowest boss count
>Lowest gold egg count
>Lowest death count
>Highest Power egg count
>Highest revive count
Trash cleanup is an underrated skill.
GOOD. frick cohocks
The hero every run needs
Honestly, focusing more on clearing the lesser salmon feels like it's helping a lot. Those little guys aren't going to just go away. They'll become a problem eventually, so it's best to take care of them asap instead of ignoring them and trying to go for bosses at every opportunity
The glue that holds the team together
Doing the job that no one wants, keeping everyone alive.
This has been me for weeks straight except I kill bosses and salmonids. Should probably start reviving because Black folk keep dying
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me
Is it still only half points lost if more than one player poofs out?
Yes, assuming the match doesn't dq outright, in which case you eat a full -20 loss regardless where you were in the wave.
>S+ Ranked Rainmaker or Clam Blitz
>at least one other weapon on team that's good at turfing, splash-o-matic, JR, etc.
>entire match no one is turfing, we have no where to go and I have to try making up for it with a charger and bombs
imagine my shock when we fricking lose and can't get out of base. why. why wont they just fricking turn their reticle back and forth one fricking time on their way back to mid? it isn't hard
gross
nice
Why
More
>tournament loser's finals
>2machine, junior, splattershot on both teams
Bubbler and Booyah Bomb are fair and balanced.
Tournament link
https://twitch.tv/dappleproductions
>he can't get a flyfish with a single bomb
Stay out of EVP, intern tier scum
When is Splatoon 3 coming out? I'm tired of wai
>made an aerospray rage quit towards the end of the match after they failed every reefslide used on me
Has anyone tried the cheating tool? i wanted to give myself chunks but im scared of getting the banhammer
You will most definitely get banned, so no
get back to work
You barely need chunks if you're willing to use the seed-checking method to figure out what abilities your gear will roll.
Read this
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/tutorial
There's no way that's not getting patched to work differently with the balance patch.
Maybe, but as long as you get your gear ready now there's nothing they can do about it.
It only takes 9-10 rolls to figure out your seed, after that you can easily get your perfect gear in 3-4 more rolls.
They could change it so it re-randomizes the seed after every roll.
>crawl my way up to profresh +2
>immediately 2 wave one losses in a row
>have a cohozuna appearance queued up
>need one more silver scale to get a slop suit
>rank 0 so one more loss and i rank down
i'm not going to chance it, but a little frustrating. point gains/losses should be affected somewhat by golden eggs banked. if we lose on wave one but hit our egg quota, that shoudl be a slightly smaller loss than a wave 1 wipe otherwise. and same with winning, if you just barely hit egg threshold every wave, you should get the same number of ranking points as if you clear all waves with like 50 extra eggs
Queation: I had a max ability gear and it when it leveled up again it popped an ability off and replaced it. What's that about?
It didn't replace it
When gear gets all slots filled, it will give you chunks when the bar fills
Is the ability chunk you receive random or one that is ready on your gear?
It's random, but only so random as it being the one your gear would have earned anyway. So the gear's brand and any active drinks will effect the outcome.
In 2, when you maxed out your gear it would stop earning abilities completely. In 3, you can continue to earn abilities, but what you earn doesn't fit on the gear so you get it as a chunk (which is what you saw fly off). That's why you can upgrade your gear past when it has three slots to have upgraded XP gain: it earns chunks faster. This applies even if you scrub what's currently on the gear to empty its three slots.
You most likely aren't the person I'm thinking of- but I saw someone in a chat asking this same question like six times and whenever anybody gave them the answer they asked it again and again. If you are that same person you're fricking moronic.
I ended up buying Amongus because of all the banners in the Square...
Just how easily influenced are you
it's not a bad game
if you have friends
>Doing a quick SR for my FWOTD
>My brain defaults to Gyro which I had turned off in handheld
>Aim is starting to feel off with stick
Am I about to turn into a gyro butterfly? I've trying to do story and some turf wars to learn it.
No, you're going to become a gyro moth.
Why is Nintendo like this
Nintummy
They knew what they were doing. It was the main selling point from the beginning.
Woomys make me rock solid
>morons don't even TRY to use eliter
how hard is to point crosshair at stuff and evaporate everything not requiring a special way to beat
i tried being a good charge and sticking to high ground sniping eels and big heads and shit but you homosexuals dont kill stingers so i have to goto the frontlines and do everything myself
The long charge is kicking my ass. Still getting the hang of it
I'd love to do that, if I wasnt swarmed by lessers all the goddamn time
There is no point to actually playing this game is there?
>It's more efficient to do 5-20 minutes a day for 7.5k bonus win and than log off than play another 1-3 hours.
>SR is like an hour of gameplay every reset before reaching 1.2k.
>The only time it's worth grinding out is splatfest. Where it's actually ridiculous 6-8+ hours over the weekend.
Once upon a time, video games were played for fun, for their own sake, rather than for rewards.
The point to playing a video game is to be entertained. Splatoon is entertaining, it's fun. That's why I play and have always played, even without all these grinds.
>Point out an aggressive game design built around staggering content as slow as possible.
>Heh, bet you just hate fun.
No, I like the gameplay, I just want to be able to log in and play the game at my own pace. I don't want to have to think "Oh, I should go do my forced splatoon dailies for catalog exp" or "oh splatfest is on, better give up my weekend to go grind points".
I want to play when I am having a good time and not be coerced into playing when I don't want to. If I play 4 hours in one day and do something else the rest of the week, I should be able to do so without losing significant progress towards the games reward system.
You're a fricking moron with a dopamine addiction is what you are, you don't HAVE to do shit, there is nothing unlockable in Splatoon that actually affects gameplay, and anything that DOES affect gameplay is obtained by literally just playing the fricking game like weapon tickets.
>reee I NEED to do my FORCED dailies!!
Fricking what? You get catalog EXP just by winning a match or completing a Salmon Run, its not like Fortnite or some other battle pass game where you need to suck a dick at Cum Dump Station three times at 4AM to get 20 points toward a single level up, you just get it,. Plus, the daily catalog EXP is a BONUS, you still get ample catalog exp just from playing, and again, unlike other games the exp to level your catalog is locked to a static 7500 from lv.1 to 100 to reduce any "grind".
>I want to play when I am having a good time and not be coerced into playing when I don't want to.
Then don't fricking play, dipshit. Is splatoon holding a gun to your head? Are you legally required to unlock the dab emote? No? Then you're actually just b***hing for the sake of it. I don't enjoy Splatfests, but they last long enough and the grind is short enough that I've consistently been able to hit royalty just playing when I want.
>you don't HAVE to do shit
Strawmen. I never said you had to, the game heavily incentives it though.
>there is nothing unlockable in Splatoon that actually affects gameplay
Are you actually implying that the cosmetics aren't a massive part of splatoons core gameplay? Looking fresh is part of the fun.
>you still get ample catalog exp just from playing
You absolutely don't. Assuming a 50/50 win rate and 10 games an hour (in turf war the most efficient), you only get 12k exp per an hour. That's 1 level per an hour. That's ~75+ hours of turf war without the bonuses. God forbid you try Salmon run which is even worse (300 a wave). 75 hours for a time limited catalogue is unreal.
The bonus is basically required unless you live and breathe splatoon.
>Fortnite
This is ironic. Fortnite is hilariously nicer than Splatoon for it's seasonal shit. At least it accumulated bonus exp so you can play whenever. Fortnite is shit, but on this aspect it's better.
I fully expect the next update to make getting catalogue exp braindead easy when 90% of the playerbase doesn't reach level 100, let alone level 50.
>the game heavily incentives it though.
No it doesn't, your requirements are....win a match for bonus EXP. You've never actually played a game with real FOMO if you think Splatoon is incentivizing anything rather than just rewarding you with random goodies for playing. A massive portion of the catalog goods are fricking stickers, tickets and random card drops, if you really think you're missing out on these you have other issues.
>Are you actually implying that the cosmetics aren't a massive part of splatoons core gameplay?
Yes, moron. Cosmetics do not directly affect gameplay, you can go from lv. 1 to 50 without changing a single gear piece. If you want to look fresh then that is your own goal you set yourself. Splatoon's mobile app and Murch orders also make it stupidly easy to snag anything you might want without ever setting foot in the shops.
>You absolutely don't.
Yeah if we remove the daily bonuses, play like shit, never touch ranked, ignore the shell drops that you can get for a week pre-splatfest, AND ignore the bonus catalog exp from splatfests, the grind probably is really bad, btw please ignore how most players are already on their second catalog and that catalogs last a whopping 3 months, that destroys this argument 🙂
>Fortnite is hilariously nicer than Splatoon for it's seasonal shit.
Fortnite has significantly more requirements to level its battle pass on top of the battle pass costing fricking money, moron. The entire reason I brought it up is because you often need to go way out of your way to do some dumb shit that will get you killed, versus Splatoon which is....win a single game.
It sounds more like you don't actually like playing Splatoon and are trying to justify it by claiming it abuses FOMO, while ignoring how effortless the grind is especially compared to other games that actually do have this issue.
It incentives logging in every day, which is all about creating habits in the player base and controlling their playtime. Excusing it with whataboutism is extremely sad. It's not okay in splatoon and it's not okay in whatever other game you mention.
>Yes, moron. Cosmetics do not directly affect gameplay
Cosmetics do impact your gameplay because winning while looking cool is more enjoyable than winning while looking like shit. Your enjoyment is impacted by your cosmetics, however small it may be.
>Yeah if we remove the daily bonuses
Wasn't this your point. You said dailies were optional, not me. Ranked is less efficient than Turf assuming 50/50 win rate. The splatfest bonuses are the opposite of the dailies, you encourage you to play for far to long because its so darn short.
>Fortnite again
Getting to level 100 in fortnite is absurdly easy. Don't talk about shit you don't know anything about.
>how most players are already on their second catalog and that catalogs last a whopping 3 months, that destroys this argument 🙂
You are wrong on this. I'm at 40 hours and only level 28 in the catalog. Only extremely hardcore players have finished the catalogue.
>It incentives logging in every day
You don't even need to log in close to once a day to cap your catalog. 3 months is an extremely long period of time and most people are done with their catalogs already.
>Cosmetics do impact your gameplay
No, they're optional.
>winning while looking cool is more enjoyable than winning while looking like shit
Wrong, people have been clownsuiting to max out their ability efficiency since the first game and I still run into dripless blaster users in the ugliest outfits imageable just so they can stack x3 Intensify Action. If you want to look good, that's a goal you set yourself just like wanting to hit S rank or anything else.
>You said dailies were optional
Yes.
>Ranked is less efficient than Turf assuming 50/50 win rate.
Ranked is still extremely efficient even with a 50/50 winrate because you get 2500 EXP for a KO, 1500 for winning, and 500 just for lasting 5 minutes. If you get absolutely btfo in under a minute in ranked you can just hop to the next match way faster than shitting around in Turf for 3 minutes. And again, you removing the daily bonus just shows how disingenuous your argument is, any grind can be made to sound unbearable if we remove all the tools the game provides to counteract them.
>you encourage you to play for far to long because its so darn short.
Splatfests last an entire weekend, even if you only play to hit royalty, or even just an hour, that's still massive point gains for your catalog.
>Getting to level 100 in fortnite is absurdly easy.
Only if you spend hours upon hours doing the stupid weekly quests that force you to queue over and over again so you can pick up some item at Shitty Shores while also trying not to get shot by the 600 other people also trying to do the same objective. You're full of shit if you think this is better than just winning a game.
>I'm at 40 hours and only level 28
Unironic skill issue, even little kids capped the catalog weeks ago.
>Only if you spend hours upon hours doing the stupid weekly quests that force you to queue over and over again so you can pick up some item at Shitty Shores while also trying not to get shot by the 600 other people also trying to do the same objective.
Imagine not being a Save the World chad
lmao
>You don't even need to log in close to once a day to cap your catalog
Nobody has stated you have to do anything. It's simply the most efficient way and makes a difference between 10-20 hours of daily exp vs 60+ grinding Turf/rank.
>No, they're optional
If optionality dictates gameplay, than the only gameplay is the lobby as every thing else is optional.
>clownsuits for gameplay
Why are you making arguments against your own point lmao?
>ranked
It's less efficient because losses hurt more and most people are going to reach 50/50 win rate.
>daily bonus just shows how disingenuous your argument is.
You : dailies are optional
Also you : wtf that's disingenuous to exclude dailies because they aren't really optional.
Kek.
>spend hours upon hours doing the stupid weekly quests
Don't talk about shit you don't know about. Weeklies take like 1 hour if you aren't moronic. You finish them all in 2 games if you aren't a moronic.
>even little kids capped the catalog weeks ago
This is bs and you know it. Prove it you little b***h.
>60+ grinding Turf/rank
Your fatal flaw is even calling it grinding in the first place, you're just playing the fricking game. If your motivation to do turf/ranked/splatfest is just to level your catalog then you genuinely don't like Splatoon.
>than the only gameplay is the lobby as every thing else is optional.
I mean if you want to be as moronic as possible, then yes. The point is that the game never tells you to make a good loadout, that's something to choose do to yourself, and to get a nice loadout you do the same thing you to do interact with the rest of the content, which is play the game. This entire reply chain boils down to the fact that you want the perks that come from playing the game....without playing the game, you sound like those people who wish they could just spend money on a "insta-unlock every character" pass when Smash Ultimate came out, because when something isn't instantly handed to you, it's now a "grind". It's even worse in this case because the catalog rewards literally affect nothing.
>It's less efficient because losses hurt more
Then don't lose as much, easy. And again even if you manage a 50/50, the nature of ranked and KOs still means more point gain for less time, and the more time you spend in the match the more points. You also get way more money, which allows you to sink it in Hotlantis or the gacha, I guess.
>Also you : wtf that's disingenuous to exclude dailies because they aren't really optional.
Yes, because you get them automatically, it's disingenuous to exclude them because the literal only way you DON'T get the bonus is if you lose every single match every day, something even you don't acknowledge because you're forcing this bullshit 50/50 WR argument.
>Weeklies take like 1 hour if you aren't moronic
And the catalog takes like a week if you aren't moronic, wow!
>This is bs and you know it
People were capping the catalog in the first 3 days on twitter, go find the tweets yourself, moron.
>Cosmetics do impact your gameplay because winning while looking cool is more enjoyable than winning while looking like shit. Your enjoyment is impacted by your cosmetics, however small it may be.
I'm not the anon you're arguing with but I don't even look at the win screen, there's only like 6 emotes (of which only the dab is used) and everyone dresses like a clown for the abilities. Who gives a shit
>everyone dresses like a clown for the abilities.
chunklet issue
Sorry I don't care for SR and chunks are a dripfeed without it so I only have like two abilities with enough chunks for a main change. Considering I like playing several weapons that want different abilities I will never be fresh. 45 chunks is an entirely too high requirement.
>Sorry I don't care for S
homosexual
SR is a nice little side mode but I don't know how you people get so deep into it. I came to Splatoon for the PVP and will continue coming back for the PVP.
homosexual
No (You)
What the frick are you talking about? Every timmy has gold catalogue badge. Tryhards were dabbing week 1 (season is 3 months btw). You need to try hard to not get a level from just doing anything once per day and if you actually play the game you get multiple, especially on events. Getting catalogue is piss easy and once they introduce boosters this will be even easier
>I just want to be able to log in and play the game at my own pace.
So... do it? Play whatever you want whenever you want. No one is demanding you to play the game.
FOMO is not worth it. But even then, just consider: what are you REALLY missing out on in this case? A dab emote? Are you even going to use that? The sooner you rule out 100% completion as something you're ever going to do, the sooner you can stop worrying about micromanging your time with the game and just focus on playing it when you feel like it. Nothing feels worse than keeping up with a game for years and missing something anyway. The sooner you relieve yourself of that burden, the better. It doesn't matter. None of this matters. You have all the tools you need to enjoy Splatoon 3 right now.
getting max rank in a splatfest does not require "giving up" your weekend. It takes a few hours at most especially if you queue up with friends
>MUH FORCED DAILIES
you mean getting a single fricking turf war win? jesus christ just say you hate splatoon already
I get what you are saying. But in my view, those things are optional. You play it cause you like the base gameplay. Everything else around is salad dressing, it’s there to distract players who don’t actually like the gameplay on its own and need additional entícement.
People are shitting on you but I agree, I fricking hate when games do this shit. Just kills my desire to play it after a few weeks, which is exactly what happened here
[And rotating content when so many of the maps are complete shit doesn't help either. Let me just play one one of the very few fun maps you managed to make instead of making the game miserable for several hours at a time
Nope. There isn't. Only good for fan art.
I play tf2 because it's fun not because of ranking up in casual or some shit server
I don't really have any "reason" the play since I maxed out the catalog ages ago, already got to S+, and don't care about SR, but I keep doing so anyway because the game is f u n
You can easily reach ruler in 4 hours with losses.
Is your brain so fried you need a constant carrot on a stick to keep yourself engaged?
>>It's more efficient to do 5-20 minutes a day for 7.5k bonus win and than log off than play another 1-3 hours.
I literally didn't even know how those bonuses work until this post because I never gave a shit. I just play until I'm bored then I do something else. Stop freaking out over gold and exp like it even matters past level 30 anyway.
They try so hard.
>actually ridiculous 6-8+ hours
i wish for a day where everyone born after 1995 just die a horrible painful death
lel
is this shit not LAN?
no it's online
What kind of moron does tourneys online
you can in shoal it's like why this thing exists
true im moronic and forgot even though ive been playing since 1. Ive even gone there a few times since it has a different shooting range
Splat has was more online than offline tourneys, the logistics of getting multiple 4-person teams together are much more difficult.
To be fair the lag was probably just for the spectator cam which shows people fast-forwarding and zipping around more often than you generally see in-game.
>What kind of moron does tourneys online
99% of games do this
Is this from a LAN tournament? Can you even play LAN in this game?
Please tell me theres footage out there of this happening in an official nintendo tournament kek
Loved whenever there was horrid visible lag in their smash online tournaments
i don't think they ever did an online splatoon tourney
I believe there was a disconnect in a LAN tournament once
Skill issue
damn those dramatic effects are great
>Grizzco gave me $32000 * 4
WTF I love working now
>"Oh, there you are"
>"Sorry about the whole trying to kill you thing, no hard feelings, right?"
>"You lost, so yeah, it's all good"
Damn Frye is kinda cute here
Frye in general has really grown on me
I actually like her festival song now too ever since the live concert
Frye is cute, and I'm tired of pretending she isn't
>posts fanart where her forehead is 1/5th the normal size
Gee I wonder why
Still cute
ew
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7cMFrnfllCs
Scientifically wrong
I love Frye's lewd body and cute, dumb 5head. I want to splat my white ink over her brown tummy.
It's Pearl all over again
But objectively wrong
That's because she's always cute
They should have stayed as villains.
Everyone dunking on flyfish
meanwhile stingers are my nemesis
penis issue
Does one of the current weapons do well against Cohozuna? I played a match where something was shredding his health and didn't get to see what caused it. Could have been someone getting lucky with eggs.
They may have had crab.
Stopped playing this garbage ass game. Frick Nintendo and the homosexual ass community
Eliter and reeflux are completely dogshit in salmon run, HOLY FRICK THESE WEAPONS ARE BAD
>eliter
>bad
skill issue
Yeah bro just stand still for 10 seconds so you can kill one enemy with 4 shots before having to refill your ink
>kill one enemy
Have you tried like lining up enemies? All Chargers except for the Bamboozler pierce from charged shots. Splatanas do this too.
>frye is cute!
>post the most off model art ever existing
Why are furries like that?
squids are made for human men
*salmonid
Salmonids are made for human men?
no
Too late. I've already made the shirts and banner, you'll get yours in the mail.
oh maaan
Why would a squid go for some lame hairless ape instead of another squid, or an octopus?
Human men are warm.
Human men are fossils under the ground. They're extinct! Good riddance to those monsters.
Inklings and Octolings are clearly warm as well considering how similar they are to humans, and how they use human technology such as air conditioning. So why would they go for you over another cephalopod?
Um...because bigger human men means bigger arms, which means more heat faster from hugs?
That doesn't mean much. What really matters is how well you can wrap around a person. Tall Inklings and Octolings also exist, such as Marina, and there are plenty of other species as well. Inklings and Octolings also have tentacles, which you don't.
And? It's not like they'll be able to join you in the water. If we're going to go down that route, humans can't respawn.
>t. increasingly nervous squid boy fearing the human wiener is gonna take away their women
Good for you they all die and never existed in the first place.
Squid boys? Those are old news. You're going to be competing against weyyos. Are you cuter than a weyyo?
With that hairstyle? Even a jellyfish can take your women away.
You clearly don't understand what woomies want.
>Implying anyone is going for woomies
They are desperate at this point.
So no one wants Inklings? The top species in Splatoon?
You're a very funny man.
>t. woomie
Am I a squid boy or a squid girl? Make up your mind.
I thought you were the other reply. Anyway, it's all about the girls with the wavy hairstyle these days.
>So no one wants Inklings?
Yes. They're canonically moronic.
That doesn't mean nobody wants them. In case you haven't noticed, they're kind of the most prominent species in the Splatoon world.
>Inklings
>The top species in Splatoon
peak squigger delusion
How many times do OctoBlack folk need to lose the race war before they learn their lesson?
Go to bed, Gramps.
Jerky-looking ass.
Nobody will rig it again squigger now prepare for a trip back into the sea
You lost
More for me then
I don't want to drink out of plastic gags anymore, it's gross
HUUUAAARGH
YOU DARE TRESPASS IN MY BUTT
I SHALL FRICK YOU ALONE
CUM, INK MY ASS IF YOU CAN, I NEED NO AIDS AGAISNT WEAKLING WEYOOS!
CUMLESS WEYOOS YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE ETERNAL SPREAD OF THE CHEEKS
WEYOO WEAKLINGS, FACEFRICK ME IN THE LOBBY, I'LL TAKE YOU ALL INSIDE, BY MYSELF!
TO COME HERE, TO MY DOMAIN, WITHOUT BEING DRESSED IN TONY KENSA?! YOU WEYOOS KNOW NOT HOW PUNY YOU ARE
IS IT FOOLISH BRAVERY, OR WEYOO SISSYNESS THAT DROVE YOU HERE. NO MATTER, YOU'LL CUM ALL THE SAME.
I KNOW NOT YOUR REASONING NOR PLANS, BUT IT MATTERS NOT, WEYOOS CUM, HUMANS RAPE.
DO YOU BLOW DOWN TO WEYOOS BROTHERS?! SHOW THEM HOW HUMANS FRICK!
YOUR TORN OUT INK HOLE WILL MAKE GLORIOUS WINGS, YOU WILL SOAR INTO THE SEA!
WHO ELSE WANTS TO TRY THESE WEYOOS, PROVE YOU'RE A TRUE HUMAN!
I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS AND RIP OUT YOUR INK SACK!
WEYOOS, HAH! NOT EVEN HORNY
HUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARGH! HUMANS! HUUUUUUOOOORGH! FOR ALTERNA!!!
You're confusing arms with legs. See vertibrates like mammals have a different body structure than invertibrates. Mammals have an appendage called a leg which helps them move on land. Humans are bipedal mammals which means they walk on two legs. A human's leg is much longer than the arm. Which is why humans use tools to hunt. I like the white humans that used to live in the Northern Hemisphere. Oh well.
Human men can swim in sweet water without exploding.
How do you deal with hightide glowflies in this rotation.
take your 20 points loss and move on
same as always on high tide glowflies: burn all Specials and pray.
so, which one fellow squids in spatsseurs?
Squids and octos look so much worse in Splatoon 3 it's unreal
I agree. Also males and females barely have any differences now and it's fricking weird. Especially with shared animations and hairstyles now.
i think overall they look better with the new proportions, but the lips look really fricking weird and ruin the faces, it's especially noticeable with female octos. there's also something off about the skin textures i can't quite put my finger on.
One thing the lips have now is darkening between the lips in certain lighting conditions. Mouth interiors are also much darker compared to prior games. This actually wasn't present in the first trailer of the game. You can see the difference in these videos. The key moment to look for is when the protagonist takes off her mask.
Another difference the lips and mouths have now that makes them seem off compared to prior games is that they're much wider, despite the more realistic proportions elsewhere. Compare the default expression on an Inkling in 2 to 3, and the mouth stretches out across more of the face in 3. This also applies to the new idol models, and you can really see it on Callie. It doesn't look right, does it? It looks too extreme.
Why is Shiver so short?
so I can pick her up and frick her
She's actually a dog
When's the baseball episode?
After the beach episode.
>Try out new rotation
>Eliter
>"Well at least Timmy doesn't have it"
>Immediately Low tide and fog, making me properly useless
Delightful
>Proceed to not reach wave 3 4 times in a row
>If I lose once more I'm booted back to profresh
Frick frick frick FRICK FRICK FUUUUUCK
Just had 5th match
>One guy has a cohozuna sticker
>Shit, we'll be fine thank god
>Land
>Wait where's the 4th guy
>Already disconnected
>Wave one loss, demoted
I am going to fricking kill myself.
I had a guy DC in the chopper last night before we started the shift. We proceeded to absolutely crush all three waves, it was beautiful.
currently crawling back to EVP after getting deranked all the way to pro+2. Just one more win.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH
BRO WE WARNED YOU ABOUT SPAWNING GROUNDS
>Get god-tier team
>Winwinwinwin
>Effortlessly kill hide tide Spawning Grounds Cohozuna
>Get my 1200 and log off at VP 120
Feels good
>That massive drop in both eggs after dropping from EVP
I'd just cut my losses and wait for a new rotation after hitting EVP 0
Every god damn ranked match has a hydra splatling in it and I'm so sick of it
Stop playing blasters and sloshing machine, and I'll stop playing hydra.
I only play inkbrush
I just wanna use my Heavy Splatling in peace! I don't wanna follow the meta!
Hydra is definitely not meta
>Leave that E-liter to me, bro!
I honestly find wave breaker better than booyah bomb, booyah bomb is way too obvious while wave breaker is less noticeable and gets more kills easily.
Goddamn balance path when every fricking tournament team is almost the same it’s getting boring.
Apparently there was some development with Tetras being a counter to machine but I’ve barely seen it.
Maybe some day.....
It will return as a Salmon Run stage
That's a sick idea and now I'm sad it won't happen.
Visually and mechanically it works, Nintendo however, would have to be cool enough to do it
this map was weird as hell homie
Weird is good.
That's why I like it
1's variety in maps was great
IMO maps being wildly different is required for the rotation stuff to work.
When all the maps play basically the same, you won't be inspired to try a new build or playstyle that works well on the maps in the current rotation.
Dear fricking god, it's Monday, in aus, Timmies should be in school, how the FRICK is every teammate I've gotten so so so fricking trash. Failure to make it past wave 2 6 times in a row
How do inklings/octos bathe if being submerged in water and even just standing in rain kills them?
I'm not convinced water kills them, especially when water doesn't even wash away their ink. I think their bodies are just denser than water, so they can't swim and always sink in bodies of water, and so getting splatted when in bodies of water is a self-defense mechanism to trigger a respawn in order to prevent the Inkling/Octoling from drowning.
Doesn't kill them, it makes them liquify. This is usually not a problem for them, but they can only travel freely in ink, not water. Thus it's a huge problem when water is involved.
My theory? They turn into their squid forms and leap into modified laundry washing machines, get sloshed around in there as a liquid, and then ooze out squeaky clean.
That's adorable, I hope that's canon
>splatted by smallfry
They'll gitya
>high tide King
>it's a swarm of eels, scrappers and steelheads on that tiny fricking platform while fatass bodyblocks everyone from being able to move anywhere
>clips all over the place, game looks like it's about to crash
I want more music for the game I'm getting a bit sick of these same 6 tracks
same
this one was my favorite in 2, it's cool to hear it in the lobby but i wish it played in actual matches
I just want more maps
I was tired of 2's maps going into 3, and 3's original maps are kind of same-y sans hagglefish
I don’t like most of 3’s new maps besides hagglefish, it sucks. They’re better than 2’s for sure but still aren’t great.
I thought it’d be alright if 3’s new maps weren’t that good since we were getting Mahi Mahi Resort, Hammerhead Bridge and Museum D’Alfonsino back and those maps were great but they butchered the frick out of Mahi Mahi and Hammerhead for no reason and they’re probably some of my least favourite maps in the game now.
At least MakoMart, Sturgeon Shipyard and Museum D’Alfonsino are good.
>Sturgeon Shipyard and Museum D’Alfonsino are good.
have a nice day
He's right
>hamburger from america
I'd enjoy the rotation more if I didn't get such selfish greedyass dumbasses who insist on believing that they're not on a team.
>Get #1 Popular Target
>Think this means I was the player they fought the most
>The medal is actually awarded for "Most time being in 'Field of View' from all enemy players. The distance does not matter for this one, just being in the FoV is enough."
>Meaning it wasn't me that fought the most, but rather that I was the center of attention the longest
This explains why you usually get it as a charger or splatling.
Wait, that's not most damage taken? It's most time spent in view of the opponent? But I get that in like half my matches...
Most damage taken is a separate, silver medal
I'm never going to make EVP on this rotation, am I?
But I have to keep trying, that Silver GrizzCo Badge will be mine!
Also, Big Run for October.
I just got mine today
ganbatte anon
Anon, we're Big Running out of October.
There's two weeks left, THERE'S STILL TIME.
who said you can take your uniform to home wagie
Dead people don't speak, boss.
This homie didn't watch the credits
Pretty rad for Nintendo to show his corpse floating in space. I miss the edge from the 90.
what happens in the credits?
He's floating around Earth alive.
He's just floating around
Did you guys not notice he was breathing in space the entire time
he dies of ligma
Who is Mr. Grizz?
i paid scales for it now shut the frick up or i will go back there and kick your furry ass again
Is the "#' feature in yet? i dont want to lay with timmies
How is Salmon Run so much better than the normal modes.
Because its easier.
capture the flag gamemode when
rainmaker exists already
Rainmaker is not capture the flag.
>capture thing and bring it to the base to win
flag being a weapon and having to bring it to enemy base instead of yours doesn't make it not CTF
>flag being a weapon and having to bring it to enemy base instead of yours doesn't make it not CTF
Yes it does.
CTF = Go to the enemy team base, take their flag, run to your base.
Rainmaker = Go to the middle of the stage, take the flag, run to the enemy base.
Seethe
Rainmaker is more like Assault from Halo than CTF
Bomb in the middle and you bring it to the enemy base
Would probably overlap too much with Rainmaker unless you tried to make it substantially different from other games CTF modes.
Give me Hide and Seek mode
>Random team is chosen as the "Hiders" and the other as the "Seekers"
>Hiders are totally invisible to Seekers for 15 seconds, Hider ink appears on the ground as it's painted, but ripples and marks in ink don't appear at all. Seekers are also prevented from attacking but have the ability to walk on Hider ink.
>Once the time is up, Hiders are now visible, encouraging them to hide in ink. Ripples are still nonexistent even in this state.
>If Seekers splat all Hiders before 30 seconds are up, they win. No hiders respawn during this time.
>If they survive, the roles are swapped and the process repeats with the other team.
Could use some tweaks but I literally just thought of this
Literally Rainmaker.
>Splat Zones: King of the Hill
>Rainmaker: Capture the Flag
>Tower Control: Payload
The odd one out is Clam Blitz, which is probably why so many people have a hard time figuring out out, it's not a classic shooter gamemode.
I think the Infection mode from Halo would work well here
>one party the infected gets rollers
>the other one get brellas or the aerogay
>is someone from the non infected gets killed becomes infected
>lthe last man standing get's his weapon upgraded to the slosher and tries to survive until time's out
I cleared all the levels in Line A of Octo Expansion. I think I'm going to fricking hate the 8-ball levels.
Why does everybody hate the 8-ball levels? I thought they were fun.
I can see them being fun if you're good at aiming. I have nerve damage. So I can't aim like I used to.
only like 2 8 ball levels need fast actions
Oh it's nerve damage anon. You have an excuse the other are just cry babies.
Well not really. I just have to work around my limits. I probably can't play competitive but I can handle motion controls fine. I'm just having trouble processing some movements into motion. Its affected my drawing too.
That sucks hope you feel better
Don’t worry it gets worse
>most the mode specific medals are silver
>garbage like base inker, superjump spot and popular target are gold
what alien logic are these moron devs even following?
What
>Splat zone inker
>Splat zone guard
>Score booster (CB, RM, TC)
>Record score setter (RM, TC)
>Claim carrier
>Home base inker (TW)
>Enemy base inker (TW)
All golds, then there's silver versions for the #2
Every stopper medal is silver and it has no right to be it
You already got her gold badge right Ganker?
I don't have any of her badges
Simp moar
buy more locker shit
Post the best lobby theme. There is a right answer.
I hope the DLC has more tracks like this.
Yeh.
Squid squad songs
The chill one with the girl singing, you know which one I mean
Do chargers have better freshness scaling? I was able to get to 4 stars way quicker than other classes.
>S+ trial match
>Splatzone
>Owning Timmys with the hydra
>10 seconds away from a KO victory
>A COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURED
>L
FRICK YOU NOGAMI YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Frye is cute but shiver is CUTE
God Big Man is so fricking boring compared to the other two
Shiver is so fricking flat.
And that's a good thing
Frye's underwear is cute! CUTE!
>won 3 rank up matches without a single loss
>beat the same team twice to make things sweeter
frick you stop bragging, I'm fricking wood league at turf war.
Imagine the headache of being their manager.
Manager? They don't have a manager.
Daily reset in a couple minutes. You all ready to do your dailies!?
yup, things are getting comfy in c+
Anon, time for your dailies!
no i don't want another blue capsule get the frick out
>the game has dailies
goddam why is everyone doing this shit frick off Black folk
Barely any really
>5k gacha
>sheldrone
>shops
>first win of the day
You can do all but the daily win in less than a minute.
Finaly got my yellow suit. Anyways, im not liking this weapon rotation much.
I could take her.
I want her to step on me
Only if you do a good job.
alright, but she has to keep the flipflops on
They always stay on.
MUH
In a fight, right?
I could take her anal virginity
you're too late
sauce?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101471107
thanks
IRL squid and octo girls when?
Captain 3 is so lame compared to Agent 3 that I wish she wasn't Captain at all. Let Marie do it, she's clearly got the chops and style for it.
She (and all other Inklings/Octolings) have enough muscle mass to efortlessly jump to skyscraper heights and swing shit like a Hydra Splatling and Dynamo Roller around like they're weightless. You really couldn't.
>spray her with water and she dies instantly
gg no re
They are like israelites. They die when going to the showers.
Just hope the old woman gets another tentacle sprain.
Where's everyone at for Catalogs? I'm still behind since I got caught up with my Holloween games playthroughs.
>50
have you tried actually playing the fricking game?
I'm playing other titles on the side, Splatoon is usually something I jump into when the mood strikes or if I want to grind out Salmon Run for an afternoon.
stop playing shit games
But we're playing Splatoon 3
I'm at level 50 on my second catalog
How many hours did you put in this game? I'm still on the first cat after like 55 hours of gamplay. And yet I played it almost everyday since launch.
96 I believe, I’m so close that I don’t care about daily stuff anymore
225 or something
25 on my third catalog.
level 5 on the second 'log. Bulk of my time has been Salmon Run, got up to A- rank, bout to hit A. Did a lot of fights in the last splatfest, some turf wars in between to practice different weapons and get sheldon tickets.
play ranked anon
SR gives you literal pennies of catalog points
What kind of point output are people getting otherwise? I maxed out my catalog forever ago just hitting S+.
Which is bullshit, by the by.
It's totally an intentional design choice so people don't play just Salmon Run. What if I WANT to only play Salmon Run!? It's a lot better than Turf War......most rotations.
I miss zip lines in SR. Was the safest place during GF rounds.
I'm level 24 on my second catalog
just hit 160, though i have been slowing down my playtime with the game to play judgment lately
inklings being allergic to water makes zero sense
they're not water allergic, they just instantly sink when they hit water, water is only dangerous to them if they go squid/octo form while swimming since their ink diffuses.
Genuine question. Are squids e-girls or do they not count as they are different species
Need to know for a friend
Depends. Supposedly the player inklings are 17 or 18 in this game, but even if that isn't true Cap'n is canonically 21+ and has the same proportions so you can just fap to her
The player characters are 14 in every game, no idea where this meme started that you play the same character every time or that the player characters aged up for some reason. You play as a fresh crop of kids every title.
And for the record, that line where Marie says Agent 4 is two years older than Agent 3 was a mistranslation, it's the inverse, NOA sucks.
They're definitely not 14 in this game
Post female squids for comparison
Asking for a friend
>what is an art style change
>Changing the proportions of the characters but keeping everything else the exact same is an artsyle change
Ahem, "no".
Even if that is true for 1 and 2, that image still proves my pont
Inklings are the same exact height in 1 and 2. This image isn't scaled properly and is horribly blown up. Here's an example of a more accurate comparison between 2 and 3.
I thought the beepos looked a lot less soft
i think thats just an artstyle change, like in animal crossing the characters have been getting taller and getting more human like proportions but its not like theyre getting older
>older MILF Audie
fricking when
huh? are you stupid?
An "artstyle change" would be something like Nidhogg 1 to Nidhogg 2, you are using that term completely wrong.
well of course its not a drastic change like that, its just the artstyle getting more developed i guess still counts as a small change
It's true they havent said anything explicit about it but i like to think nintendo is doing that thing where they are sort of acknowledging their playerbase as they age since 11 year olds who played splatoon 1 would be 17-18 now
>no idea where this meme started that you play the same character every time or that the player characters aged up for some reason.
Because there was literally an interview with Nogami about Splatoon 3 where he talks about the player characters growing with the Splatoon 1 audience. It's why they changed the models again.
No, moron, the WORLD grows with its audience because time in Splatoon passes just like IRL, this is represented in changes in characters like the idols and bands, i.e Callie and Marie drifting apart in 2, OtH going on tour between 2 and 3, etc.
The player characters in 3 are still 14 because they're new while the PCs from 1 and 2 fricked off somewhere.
Frick zones I'm fricking done. Every time I the only one who fight for the damn thing. I'm sick of it.
get zoned
I cleared out the two biggest trouble makers and my shit team still couldn't re-capture the zone. Its frustrating.
BIG RUN IS CUUUMMMMIINNNNGGG
If we fail against the Salmonid hordes, they might steal away Harmony and other NPCs. Think about that next time you fight those fishy Salmon bastards.
>might steal away Harmony
based can i trade that prostitute for a set of chunks?
Why would Salmonids commit kidnapping when their entire philosophy is essentially kill or be killed?
Wait, Splatoon 3 is STILL using the shitty rotation format where you can never play the maps/game modes you want when you want? Do you still have to mash through mindless idol dialogues every day + every time a new weapon is released? Those were my biggest gripes with Splatoon 1 and 2
>Do you still have to mash through mindless idol dialogues every day
only if you close the game
>every time a new weapon is released?
everything is released in 3 month intervals now
>rotations
Yes
>idol dialogue
No
You can skip idol dialogue now, and they used that as an excuse to barely even try with it.
>every time a new weapon is released?
Hahaha....we're using a seasonal model now. Content updates are now released only at the end of each season.
Yes to the first one, no to the second one
But get this anon, now you can play TWO ranked modes at a time instead of one! Sucks is your favourite mode is up and has shit maps (which this game has a decent amount of). Frick Nintendo is incompetent.
>Drop to Profresh +2
>Griller
>Have E-Litre, put myself on highest point to snipe the back of grillers
>The very first griller that spawns, the Timmy leads it directly to me.
You FRICKING MORON
what I noticed with the new stages is how so much of them are uninkable. What were they thinking?
They saw Wahoo World and decided to make every map like it
At least it's not the urchin underpass glass alleyway
Unironically they should nerf salmon run it just requires too much brain power for the average random fricktard, or at least give them a separate easy mode to frick off to.
>or at least give them a separate easy mode to frick off to.
that's what TW is for.
I've completely stopped playing the game. I don't even do my daily gacha rolls anymore. I'll come back during the next Splatfest I guess but I'm pretty burnt out right now.
i really don't get that picture
she has a big whooper head!
>First shift at Spawning Grounds of the day, know hell is awaiting
>Low tide
>Not only did my teammates dive into the first boss on the shore, but I immediately dived in the water like a Timmy after reviving them
>Immediately overrun with big shots, fly fish, and stingers from every direction, teammates completely overwhelmed
>Round one wipe
>Notice the weapon loadout is absolutely fricked knowing full well an extra layer of bullshit is there with spawning grounds. We'll do better next time!
>Second shift - High tide
>Bloodbath on the grates, pure hell is unfolding. No one using specials. Crab tank mowed down the crowd in the start, but the second time I popped it I get chummed like a chucklefrick
>Run the clock out in the first round, 7/22 eggs
>Check the magical tags awaiting after the fight
>>
Youth
Well I think this is a good stopping point for this rotation, calling in early tonight Grizz buddies.
Legitimately what the frick are you supposed to do on high tide Spawning Grounds in VP aside from not playing it? Even with more competent teammates in the rank it is near impossible. Why the frick did they not only design the map this way, but why did they bring it back without changing it to frick you over even an iota less?
It was the first SR map ever, they didn't really have a good idea of balance.
The changes in Next Wave just further exasperate its existing problems since the level was not edited at all to compensate..
It's absurd to me how bad Spawning Grounds is, for a long while I was always trying to figure out of a weapon set was good or not until I realized there's no such thing as a bad weapon set, the issue is that Spawning Grounds has a horrible design that makes Stingers and Flyshish way too strong and the basket area a deathtrap. Every other map can be done with any weapon, but even the best possible loadout is going to struggle on EVP Spawning Grounds because the stage is so fricking huge that trying to deal with a Stinger, Flyfish or Big Shot without a special is just gonna get you killed.
There's not a single good moment about SG.
Normal tide? Have fun with the docks fricko.
High tide? Enjoy half the map being unreachable dipshit.
Low tide? Hope you love the three narrow paths to where the Salmon spawn butthole.
>love the three narrow paths to where the Salmon spawn
i do if only moron timmies could contain the salmon there and not turn basket into shitshow
I only played Splatoon 1, where are these drawings coming from if Miiverse is no more?
2 and 3 are tied to Twitter
Seriously?
Twitter or Facebook. 90% of the time it's Twitter though
>Low tide
>3 (FRICKING THREE) Stingers on the beach
>I'm stuck with the shitty Reeflux, surely my teammates can handle the rest
>By the time I've taken out 2 of the Stingers, I'm the only person remaining on my team
>Slamming Lid blocking the only land route to the rest of the team
>Maws and Steelhead on my 6
God I fricking hate this rotation. No one knows how to use 3/4 of the weapons, and even when you're carrying they end up dropping like flies
Reeflux is really bad because the few gays that have used it just spam tap shots, which cant really kill for shit.
Go into the grizz training room with it and try and kill the three small fry there with tap shots, it's pretty damn unreliable. Now do it with a half charge, not even full charge and see the difference.
Half charges and full charges are what you want with that thing, dont over rely on tap charges unless they're in kissing distance.
The Splatana brings another set of problems. You can just "tap" spam it, but it's kind of shit at taking out cohock unless you use the melee attack which is fricking annoying because you can lunge forward with it on accident if you're walking forward. Really clashes with how other weapons control. I don't even know what the other two fricking weapons are because I only went two rounds and I quit, I'm not deranking for this shit. I like the REEF-LUX but it's shit for SR.
I swear to God that the developers are intentionally handpicking the worst possible weapons for every Spawning Grounds rotation. Not that there's a GOOD one, mind you, but the E-liter? Reeflux? And the last one had the Bamboozler and Ballpoint kek.
Correct on every account, anon. But not only is it stupidly huge and the terrain a fricking nightmare to navigate, but high tide has the exact opposite problem where you are working with less than HALF the space you'd be having on other high tide maps because they decided most of it should be fricking grates. So you're all forced to not die in this space smaller than a backyard with the absurdly high spawn rates in higher ranks. Oh, and on the other side of the untraversable grates? Yeah, Flyfish, Stingers, and Big Shots can spawn over there and you can't even hope to reach them even in the best of conditions.
>flyfish spawns on the outer grate in high tide
>go to kill it
>only safe place to recharge ink is directly under it since the platform before it has a very high chance of you getting bonked by a cohock or something
>kill it, finally, try to return to the basket
>have to mow through the 40 salmonids that followed you, better hope to god your weapon can deal with them
>or lmfao steel eel
It just fricking sucks, you can tell it was the first SR map designed because they clearly didn't account for any difficulty above low Profresh. I can sammin slam all day on literally any other map but when SG shows up I don't even bother going for 'zuna, I just get the bonus and ditch.
I couldn't even get one bonus today. Sitting at 0/99 EVP after two shifts. I'm done. It's over.
I dropped all the down to profesh 2 today from EVP 300 yesterday
I'm not even finding the stage hard, but every match my teamates just keep dying and its so hard to save them on spawning grounds
The weapon loadout is just a shitter filter. Splattershot is the only straightforward one. You get a team of stick controls players with the Eliter, reeflux is particularly week, Splatana unwieldy. Spawning Grounds. Just bad, bad. The weapons could maybe work on another level, but not here. If you've got teammates who've never used any of them before, it's over.
eliter is great gaylord
>dude what if call of duty but with paint
How is this game popular?
>dude what if a person but with terminal moronation
How are you still alive?
>all shooters are call of duty
what the frick man
>dude what if doom but with slow gameplay
How is call of duty popular?
>What if Call of Duty but actually unique and not just another bland shooter
That's how.
>small maps
>die every 10 seconds
>but with paint
>not just another bland shooter
Tendies are insane
Looks like we got SNOYs now.
>He dies every 10 seconds
CoD kids will always be CoD kids.
>die every 10 seconds
maybe if you're a total shitter. Stealth and movement are also actually dynamic rather than [token "move faster but straighter" mechanic] and [hide behind corner].
aerospray sticks main btw
Does anyone wanna queue up in salmon run with me? All I get are shitters on my team
Play it, it's fun
Damn, lings have tongues like that.
Look at what I rediscovered! https://youtu.be/GC8gPYjkTgQ
OMG Lil Judd is actually le EVIL!
Honestly, from rewatching this, I am getting nostalgia in a way. Especially with the octo expansion part, memories went though my head of playing it, experiencing the return of Agent 3, seeing the sudden change of tone the game gave, and all the difficulties I faced. In fact, Inner Agent 3 was probably the hardest thing I have actually completed in a video game to this day.
Weak shit. Here's the true nostalgia injection
>Get shift without a single flyfish or big shot
>Is a million times easier
It's insane how much those two homosexual bosses utterly dominate this gamemode
I find it interesting, when I played Splatoon 2 when it came out and I was around 15, I was able to tell how much a pain Flyfish were going to be just from the tutorial.
Yup. Stinger, flyfish, and big shots are fricking Black folk
I never noticed that the helicopter shakes when someone dc's before the start of the shift. I guess that means they jumped out into the ocean to escape the waging.
Anon... they fell down, and they didn't "disconnected". Don't believe the press. It's owned by the mammals.
> People would rather kill themselves than wage
This says a lot about our society
>they jumped out
Is that what HR told you?
Technically, if they jump out before reaching the job site it's not really a workplace accident
...Grizzco has HR?
Yes. Grizz references it a few times.
It's probably just one guy that does record keeping on everyones rewards and also coordinates the helicopter pilot and Marigold.
Gold ink when?
dlc
I would buy a color pack for $5, but it must have some rad colors.
Do you think white and brown are "rad"?
If you are going white, you have to pair it with black. It's the time tested classic. Also, white is rad, brown not so much, unless it's a bright brown. Dark brown is too downy.
there is absolutely no reason why flyfish wienerpit shoudn't be breakable
Why do the salmonids fight with pots and pans for weapons? Is there a legitimate lore reason?
Salmonids really just want to eat everything
They're hungry.
Yes they have a species wide vore fetish.
That's not a joke.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S0gKBPk6eWhxX2ZTyaNyiKx8S1pvYrIgw2Ct5WjRwf0/edit
The life of a mercenary changes a squid. Makes them realize everything, and everyone, has a price. Someone simply has to be willing to pay.
And here I thought Captain was the cynical one.
>Spawning Grounds
>No one knows how to use half the weapons effectively
>Hightide
>Flyfish spawns across the grates
Strap me to a fricking nuke and launch me at Nogami.
>love the weapons
>love the stage
>my homosexual teammates won't stop dying
I just want to have fun, not babysit 3 morons that can't last 3 single second in high tide
>Dropped from EVP to Profresh +1
I guess I should stop huh.
Getting back to EVP is gonna be murder.
Sad, I actually really like this rotation, sniping bosses with the e-litre and oneshottin cohocks with the stamper
E-litre is near unusable in progress because it's so damn reliant on your teammates sweeping trash, which they never ever fricking do.
Ouch. Time to cut your loses, squigger.
Never drop from EVP if you can avoid it, took me days to get back last time cause you keep getting coworkers too dumb to clear a fricking wave.
Where's the balance patch?
XD
It won't fix anything.
They only said it'd happen after the half way point of the season. They never said it was going to be AT the half way point.
See you in November.
People not using Wave Breaker is especially crushing. I can understand not wanting to use jet or tank since they're unwieldly but Wave Breaker is a "KILL ALL TRASH" card that can also revive easily.
E-LITER IS SHIT BRING BACK THE SQUIFFER
One of my EVP members on round 1 high tide, didnt use specials as you can imagine. This is why we cant have fun, watch your fricking backs out there.
>communication error
>communication error
>communication error
>connnection with the network device was lost, try again later
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH MY FRICKING WI-FI TODAY HOLY SHIT I WANTED TO PLAY IN A DIFFERENT ROOM FRICKING SUE ME
This weapon set is atrocious. Splattershot needs to put in so much work killing trash, inking, and killing FRICKING FISH STICKS or else the E-liter and bow just become limp dicks. E-liter isn't mobile enough to escape ganks to save its life and the bow just can't clear trash fast enough.
Stamper can kill trash reasonably well but you have to keep spamming charge swings for Cohocks, still doable though. That puts E-Liter on boss duty and... Reef Flux throwing bombs I guess?
Reef can ink well and kill fishsticks with ease but year, that's probably it.
I hate how people don't know how to use the reef-lux properly.
I just downloaded the game, what am I in for?
Go play Salmon Run RIGHT AWAY. You don't want to miss this kino rotation
Doesn't he have to reach Level 4 for Grizz to give him the time of day?
He's being sarcastic. The rotation is cancer according to him.
It's the first rotation where I maintained my EVP rank without immediately wave 1 wiping twice and going back into profresh hell. Even secured a Cohozuna kill and got 11 bronze scales for my effort.
Squid and octo girls, rad music, fast gameplay, bullshit balance, lot's of fun.
That veemo is hoing to be gang banged isn't she?
Every day, clueless naive octos are taken advantage of by hedonist squids.
How do you do my fellow squids
I like images of Octolings having a hard time getting used to Inkling culture.
Get used to the motion controls. It's worth it. You'll never get gud without it.
broken glass everywhere! people pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care. I can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Sometimes you will be a squid, at other times you will be a kid
This octo wears socks with sandals and should be shunned accordingly
Veemos are socially challenged. Be kind to them.
>An octopus
This wasn't part of the deal.
these weapons suck but ill try for the 200 evp badge
if i fail then im just gonna lob some blobs on turf war
No sudden moves, I've been told these creatures can only see movement.
Mama mía!
there was already another splatoon thread up with few replies we could've switched over to
>Salmon Run
>Spawning Grounds
>450 & Splatana Stamper
>Force to use both
>Unable to clear a Wave
Frick that shit, i am not taking the risk. If i can't handle these weapons, i know damn well randoms wont either. It's pure suicide right now in that rotation and i don't believe in my teammates one bit.