Splatoon 3 - Online sucks

Splatoon 3 - Online sucks

Someone should start an online petition demanding Nintendo fix this online mess that is Splatoon 3.
I just tested Splatoon 2 so now I know the problem is not on my Switch, my internet or even with Nintendo in general.
These online problems happen only in Splatoon 3, and we need them to fix it. They are the only ones who can do it.

There's no bigger problem in Splatoon 3 right now.
They should fix online first and only then worry about the rest.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me voice chat so I can call timmy 9 year old a cocksucking moron gay for jumping in the water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      I reserve my right to play x rank and make stupid mistakes in peace

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some grate placements in this game are fucking sadistic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that wasn't timmy bro. I'm sorry I things are rough right now. I just want to be a kid and a squid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By far I'm not a Timmy but I'm stupid enough to fall into the water when the tide rises

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, I'll do what I hope everyone else does for me when I do that, just revive and pretend it didn't happen, glad it wasn't you this time.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute salmonid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      was thinkin of makin a post like this but im so fuckin lazy that i haven't figured out how to do this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please prioritize this fish
      Prioritize Big Shots, goddamn it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not both? And Stingers, too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please prioritize this fish
      Prioritize Big Shots, goddamn it.

      Why not both? And Stingers, too.

      My priority order in a typical SR wave:
      >keeping myself alive
      >keeping team alive (reviving them)
      >killing big shots
      >killing flyfish
      >killing stingers
      >collecting eggs (shift to #1 priority far behind quota)
      >other bosses
      >praying it's not a glowflies wave next

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >praying it's not a glowflies wave next

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >praying it's not a glowflies wave next

        >sky darkens
        >tide comes in
        >Mr. Grizz barely utters the word Glowflies
        >they're already swarming in
        >your team is completely separated

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every. Fucking. Time.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for the secret fourth team you all forgot about from Splat 2.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Nintendo employees trying to hide the online issues, I see

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kneel

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no reason - except money - for Splatoon not to have bots
    Bots would make this game playable forever
    Any chance someone copies Splatoon and makes it better? Or any game like this would be successfully sued by Nintendo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically someone already did copy it LMAO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney also copied it and blatantly called it "squid wars" or something like that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit I'd completely forgotten about that.

          They even copied Arowana Mall.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fucking embarassing, holy shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Disney copied a previous work almost frame for frame (or polygon for polygon)
              Some things never change, huh?

              The fucking balls, man.

              >We fucking dare you slant-eyes to sue us

              yeah considering this released only a few months after Splatoon 1, I would not be surprised at all if it was done entirely as a "yeah we're stealing your game and you can't do shit about it because we're Disney" type of deal

              >call yourself the squidiest kid

              Nintendo definitely has enough money to take Disney to court if they really wanted to. They probably just didn't feel like it this time around because nobody gave a shit about Disney Infinity.

              Do you morons not know why Disney Infinity was? Saying Disney could be sued for this is like saying you could sue fucking G Mod. It’s just logic systems and custom games.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disney you’re an infinity gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Impressive that you’ve managed to make the most embarrassing post I’ve ever seen in a Splatoon thread and it’s not even about Splatoon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't play shovelware games, so no

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Disney copied a previous work almost frame for frame (or polygon for polygon)
            Some things never change, huh?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fucking balls, man.

            >We fucking dare you slant-eyes to sue us

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah considering this released only a few months after Splatoon 1, I would not be surprised at all if it was done entirely as a "yeah we're stealing your game and you can't do shit about it because we're Disney" type of deal

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo definitely has enough money to take Disney to court if they really wanted to. They probably just didn't feel like it this time around because nobody gave a shit about Disney Infinity.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >call yourself the squidiest kid

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fuck they're in a loading screen for like two whole minutes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, there's blatant and then there's "we're disney, fuck you".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's fucking garbage. I've literally been getting DC'd from me or someone else in the game just about every other match.

            Wtf how have I never heard of this lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wasn't this a level maker?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, anons are simply retarded and won't take 2 seconds to search it.
              It's fan made, disney infinity 3.0 has a level maker.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disney infinity is a game where you can make your own levels. This was obviously made by a Splatoon fan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      real schizo moment.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Arlo. Nobody gives a shit about bots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m actually confused, what would you want bots for?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        filling dead player slots?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be able to play something that resembles the online when it inevitably gets shut down in the future.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not for a long fuckin time. Even Splatoon 1 is still playable online. And by the time it gets shut down, there will already probably have been another handful of new ones. Literally a non-issue.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was Sepia GO!. Also pretty sure there was an xbox game that did the same thing but slightly earlier than splatoon

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games to all of us! Gear and Grub dudes, you guys were awesome. Let us enjoy for many more Splatfests to come!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Final Result calculate?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having such a good time watching people cry and mentioning how this Splatfest was too toxic for them, some even saying they will not play again. It must be their first Splatoon game to be that sensitive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rise of twitter
      >likely many people's first splatfest
      >with nintendos shit netcode, matchmaking, and tricolor battles being broken in 2 different ways
      It's a perfect storm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Team Fun isn't having fun
      >Team Grub is salty than their junk food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had fun. Fuck you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >losers can't handle the bants

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I got a death threat dm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the go-to "give me sympathy" thing for twitter/tumblr gays. Just claim that people are sending you death threats because of your opinion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was in a discord group with people like this and wow they were insufferable at times. Mental issues galore. Every single message or sentence had to be hyper analyzed a hundred different times ("do you think they were being rude to me? What's your opinion?" x100). Also "man I'm such a loser in real life lolol haha ha ha :'*~~)". And then when I bother to give them advice they're so stuck on being a loser that they reject it and continue being losers. And we can't forget the classic "I'm trannnssss pleassee validate me and let me shove myself me in conversations that have nothing at all to do with me." These were people in their twenties, too.

          Makes me wish I had a consistent crew to play with but I don't play regularly enough and my favorite mode is Clam Blitz.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing makes me more angry than people rejecting advice because lol I can’t do that lol I’m so weak and stupid I can never change

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my favorite mode is Clam Blitz
            Men fear him...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And we can't forget the classic "I'm trannnssss pleassee validate me and let me shove myself me in conversations that have nothing at all to do with me." See this all over and it's super annoying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if true, its the Internet. Grow a spine, don't dox yourself, move on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone from Team Shiver sending death threads via dm

      that's not Splatfest toxicity, that's a minority from Shiver fanbase. People wouldn't give a rats' ass about defending the "supposed" right answer/team, this is more about characters if anything and that isn't exclusive to Shiver fans either nor does it represent 100% of it. Anyone from Frye's side or Big Man's side could practically do the same if they wanted to, they just don't because they assumedly don't take the character as much close to chest (MAYBE Frye's side and even then, I'm sure they aren't as big in number as the other) as Shiver, since the characters' a plainly confirmed "waifu" as much as the first idols and Marina.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even believe that person got a DM like that, specially with how Nintendo reacts to harassment. Its probably a case like this

        it's the go-to "give me sympathy" thing for twitter/tumblr gays. Just claim that people are sending you death threats because of your opinion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would imagine you're right. Like people aren't going to tell the shitters to join a different team

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Besides, the actual shiver simps are too busy posting sexooooo in these threads, harassing someone on Twitter would require going to Twitter

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I heard you've been in a rough spot since your discharge from the Squidbeak Platoon
    >not much a fucked up squid like you can do
    >I've got another opportunity for you, though you will need to adjust to a more corporate mindset

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop it grizz, I'm in the middle of my depression nap.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter lobby to roll my daily gacha
    >chirpy chirps starts playing
    >leave to pick up gear from Murch
    >enter lobby again and hightide era starts playing
    these morons better bring old bands back for matches or else

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saltspray rig comes back as a salmon run map, battered and broken. clearly abandoned for years.

    would be kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to fight fatass here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, that takes me back. Was it in 2? I skipped 2 so I have vague memories of the cool (or shit) maps in 1, like the one that was like a weird 2Fort thing with the vertical areas. God that one was great/sucked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, 2 skipped
          >Urchin underpass
          >Saltspray rig
          >Bluefiin depot
          >Flounder heights (returning in 3 but 50% less tall)
          >Hammerhead bridge (which shares a name with a completely fuckin different map in 3)
          >Mahi-mahi resort (same as above)
          >Museum d'alfonsino

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I forgot to mention museum is also in 3, it's slightly different but everything you'd remember is still there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saltspray rig
      would be great as a tricolor only map, fight me

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any objections?

    S-Tier

    The absolute best Abilities in Splatoon 3. If you have the slots free, you’ll want to prioritize these skills.

    Opening Gambit
    Last-Ditch Effort
    Ninja Squid
    Ink Saver (Main)
    Ability Doubler
    Swim Speed Up

    A-Tier

    Slightly less than perfect, but still incredibly useful, versatile, and powerful Abilities.

    Respawn Punisher
    Tenacity
    Comeback
    Run Speed Up
    Special Charge Up
    Special Saver
    Special Power Up
    Ink Resistance Up

    B-Tier

    Less generally useful Abilities that nonetheless still have their place in many Splatoon 3 builds and matches.

    Quick Respawn
    Ink Recovery Up
    Intensify Action
    Ink Saver (Sub)
    Sub Power Up
    Stealth Jump
    Thermal Ink

    C-Tier

    Overly specific or underpowered Abilities that rarely make the cut.

    Object Shredder
    Drop Roller
    Quick Super Jump
    Sub Resistance Up
    Haunt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >opening gambit
      >s tier
      It works for 30 seconds at the start and then means nothing for the rest of the match
      >quick super jump
      >c tier
      Even just one quick super jump is significantly faster

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even just one quick super jump is significantly faster
        Feels the same for using 1 main of sub power up on beakons too, the difference is fucking huge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opening gambit can actually get a 7.5s extension for each kill/assist but yeah, I wouldn’t put it above something like comeback. Can’t really do much with all that speed due to how the modes work in splatoon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bubblers and walls are way too fucking common for Object Shredder to be at the bottom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S tier

      [...]

      doubler
      bro...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Main abilities are worth 10 points. Subs are worth 3. Ability doubler is essentially worthless compared to just a normal main.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doubler is worse than any single main ability.
          A shirt with 3 subs and a main is 19 points, a shirt with 3 subs and doubler is 18 points.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >opening gambit
      >ability doubler
      >s-tier
      how did you put the two worst abilities in the game in s-tier? you gays insist on speaking about things you know nothing about
      and how the fuck is object shredder in the lowest tier when its one of the most used abilities solely due to rainmaker (and even more now for big bubbler)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most used abilities solely due to rainmaker
        IT AFFECTS THE RAINMAKER BUBBLE?
        That's news to me. Holy shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It affects everything that isn't a player

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has varying multipliers on all non player objects that can be destroyed my friend its top tier

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people unironically don't know this
          bro
          this is what happens when nintendo leaves information as vague as possible
          it also increases damage against the booyah bomb player's armor btw

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it also increases damage against the booyah bomb player's armor btw
            Not enough.
            I use a Heavy Splatling with OS and still haven't been able to take down a single of those fuckers in the air.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s because in 2 booyah bomb has an effective 800 health against splatling guns. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was the same in 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >opening gambit
      >ability doubler
      Stopped reading right there, you are a B ranked aerospray user

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a worse tier list in my fucking LIFE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started trying to correct you but this list is just terrible in almost every way so there's no point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact : having a youtube channel doesn't make the shit you post anywhere close to true.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fucking bad opinion holy shit hahahahaha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Opening gambit WAY too high, ninja squid too high (can half stick to mostly replace it), object shredder WAY too low

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >Ability doubler
      >9 points is better than 10!
      lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S tier
      [...] doubler
      bro...

      >opening gambit
      >ability doubler
      >s-tier
      how did you put the two worst abilities in the game in s-tier? you gays insist on speaking about things you know nothing about
      and how the fuck is object shredder in the lowest tier when its one of the most used abilities solely due to rainmaker (and even more now for big bubbler)

      >opening gambit
      >ability doubler
      Stopped reading right there, you are a B ranked aerospray user

      Also
      >Ability doubler
      >9 points is better than 10!
      lmao

      What is wrong with Ability Doubler? Splat 3 is the first one I bought, and one would think that something like Ability Doubler would be useful if you had Ink Saver or recovery etc? if this guy's tier list isn't good, what is?

      Also, is it just me or do you refill ink faster when moving while submerged or is it just an illusory graphical effect?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Main abilities are worth 10 points. Subs are worth 3. Ability doubler is essentially worthless compared to just a normal main.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As people in the posts you quoted said its objectively less stats; 18 vs 19 anything you double could be gotten on another piece of gear for the same effect while also gaining an actual useful main ability like Ninja Squid or Swim Speed.

        Ink regens faster while Submerged, Swimming or Not Moving

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is this possible?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        multiple disconnects
        squid party
        afk
        some combination of those

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Combination of
        - Bad matchmaking
        - Bad map design
        - No Spawn pad
        - Players just giving up

        Like, there is spawn camping in Splatoon now. That's where we've arrived.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's been spawncamping in Splatoon since the first game. Don't act like it's new.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a once in a blue moon event to push all the way back to the spawn pad, and you almost always left yourself open for a swingback.
            Never in my life have I seen a percentage go below 10%. Not even in the worst of the worst 2-drop matches. Home base always had an advantage. Now it seems to be some kind of cauldron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bad map design
          Somewhat yeah, out of 12 maps 2 of them you can directly spawn camp but it's highly risky and the rest you can only get close or make it to enemy spawn via specials

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch, yesterday I had a match of 3 vs 4 and we did get reck but at least not that bad

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone and their mother use the splash-o-matic? is it truly that good?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a 333 match and our top killer poofed out of existence like one minute before the end
    very disappointing

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Nintendo games online
    >Ever
    >Everyone on wireless
    >Their network infrastructure is so fucking bad that for years you could LITERALLY steal games straight from their CDN free of charge

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright wagies, get back to the grind, papa's getting hungry,

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fought my first cohozuna yesterday. Pretty fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cohozuna
        >Fun

        Oh you poor poor greenhorn employee...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is fun to fight, the rewards just suck most of the time.
          Getting at least a couple silver scales when you beat him would be fine, I know gold scales are important but beating him and getting 7 bronze scales is ass.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you beat him? So far I beat him just once and I almost did it again yesterday

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not yet. It was my first encounter so my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, there's egg on my sweater already, salmon spaghetti

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek, keep the good job squid, Mr Grizz needs our help

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              y-y-yes sir

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've beaten like 5, its much easier when you get anything that isn't low tide and a weapon that's lets you ink the ground so you can avoid his charge and body slam

          On that note, why does this game give me golden scales for losing hard to a cohozuna at professional 2, but only bronze scales for beating him at VP 99?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      change the fashion item and I'll consider it you fat retard, I'm not going to fucking Spawning Grounds for a reduced incentive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright wagies, get back to the grind, papa's getting hungry,

        I have turned so many hats into chunks you fat fucking bear just give me a new item to grind for.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatoon is suddenly the one piece of videogames
    How did it get so popular?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been popular since it first came out, you're just experiencing the release wave for the first time.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the Battle Rifle of Splatoon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nozzlenose weapons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the bamboozler, since as far as I can tell it's supposed to be like the equivalent to an M14/AR with the sights and the 14 designation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is worth noting though that Sheldon's version of it, in universe is a shitty tribute weapon to the real Bamboozler Cuttlefish used in the Great Turf War.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, really? I've not unlocked it in 3 yet and I forget what they said about it in 1.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nozzle Nose. Literally a three round burst fire weapon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean Battle Rifle as in literally a 3-round burst or Battle Rifle as in the only viable regular weapon that everyone uses? Splatoon doesn't really have the latter.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally no point in getting past Profreshional in Salmon Run. The scale drop ratio sucks and its just better to demote yourself and throw games until you're as low as possible. All Salmon Run is good for at the moment is farming chunks and the 12 bonuses every other day. Better to just win lower ranks consistently than risk losing a higher tier and wasting more time. This game's userbase has ballooned significantly which means more braindead retards and timmies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except for the 13 badges, retard. 4 per map and 1 for reaching highest hazard level

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"A communication error has occurred"
    >"one or more players have disconnected early in the battle"
    >"the software has encountered a problem and must close"
    I've never seen these many errors in the 5 years I've had a switch than I have in two weeks of owning this game

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good is the undercover brella?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in Israel right now and haven't had any significant internet issues. Just periodic DCs from the other team and one time where I couldn't even start a game for a few minutes. On a 5-G connection. Kinda want to find some local people to play with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they nuke your gay country.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not Israeli lol.

        you will never be middle eastern

        Nope. Great food, though 🙂

        Probably the bamboozler, since as far as I can tell it's supposed to be like the equivalent to an M14/AR with the sights and the 14 designation.

        didn't know that, That's pretty cool. I had a mini obsession with Boozler in S2. Might pick it up again but I'm trying to branch out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's that red Switch branded thing, a portable charger? If it is it looks like it holds a charge for a total of 25 minutes before it's empty.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gas some garden gnomes while you're in their nest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be middle eastern

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino
      so this is how the developed world looks like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day you disgusting garden gnomegay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not the one that did your circumcision bro calm down.

        What's that red Switch branded thing, a portable charger? If it is it looks like it holds a charge for a total of 25 minutes before it's empty.

        Portable dock that got taken off Amazon, by Nintendo most likely. works flawlessly. Glad I took a risk on trying it out.

        >And we can't forget the classic "I'm trannnssss pleassee validate me and let me shove myself me in conversations that have nothing at all to do with me." See this all over and it's super annoying.

        I just ignore their transposting now. When no one puts up with their shit they feel SO ATTACKED AND UNVALIDATED and leave on their own.

        Nothing makes me more angry than people rejecting advice because lol I can’t do that lol I’m so weak and stupid I can never change

        Discord users in a nutshell.

        >Hey bro I know this is a fucking crazy idea but if you get a job maybe just maybe you can afford more games.
        >eh nah bro lol

        >my favorite mode is Clam Blitz
        Men fear him...

        it's much more accessible now. Try it out, anon!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die Zionist Pig

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks to salmon run half my friend list is timmies and autistic women

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are gonna nerf the flyfish, right?
    right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to spam Tenta-missiles in protest until they do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only nerf it could possible get is if they nerf Tenta Missiles in multiplayer and the code's fucked enough for that change to carry over into SR.
      Otherwise no.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Limit the amount that can spawn to two or something, or make it so you only need one bomb to kill.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flyfish went completely untouched the entirety of 2, so the earliest you give up on them being nerfed during 3, the better for you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Salmon Run was easier in 2 so it doesn't really count, Flyfishes are just more annoying this time around because everything else is on crack.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is easy mode, god damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really did bad with that one when I tried it, strangely. Probably me sucking though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's easy mode until you get to S and people have figured out how to deal with it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I’m s+, it’s still easy mode. It’s a great main weapon and has an absurd kit

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver or Harmony?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frye

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please tell me what the Splatanas even do? Are they just brush reskins? I don't see the point in them at all. What unique strengths do they have?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Nintendo fix three way Splatfests now. Can it even be done.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remove popularity bonuses
      reduce open points to 10
      if one of the modes HAVE to give 15, then it should be pro. there should be an incentive to do pro outside of solo que

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not going to do that since Tricolor is only in open and that's supposed to be the gimmick of these Splatfests.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK THEN MAKE TRICOLORS THE ONLY FUCKING MODE INSTEAD OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH REGULAR TURF WAR gayRY

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tricolor should be its own scoring category in the first place

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the problem with that is both attacking teams win if either wins so they'd have to make it where only one side gets the victory (which they didn't design the mode for and would probably result in some other issue)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just give both 5 points or something

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I think it'd be hilarious if that resulted in the two attacking teams tying for first in some stroke of luck. Imagine the brotherhood between those teams while the defenders just seethed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Remove popularity
        And replace it with what? You can't just have Splatfest revolve around 2 variables among 3 teams.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          conches
          alternatively what

          Giving Tri Color points separate from Open

          said

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if one of the modes HAVE to give 15
        one of the categories has to give more to avoid ties.
        Though i think ties would be pretty funny.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funbro btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop giving Shiver the best options in splatefests and it might happen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah
        they can put shit food soda and people will chiose shit if it means team shiver

        shouldnt have made such an ugly idol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start by replacing Frye with a moldy ham sandwich and you'll see an increase in support.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giving Tri Color points separate from Open

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      make tricolor a separate part, and add a tiebreaker 2 hour splatfest rotation if it comes down to it.
      the current point setup is to make it so no ties occur, and it's fucking stupid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill Tricolor, make the second day score dependent on successful Salmon Run runs by each team.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Big Runs are like Splatfests but for Salmon Run tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give up. Put everyone in a dome. Last one standing wins.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was actually a Shifty Station level in Splatoon 2.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thunderdome and pic related were great. Actually makes the entire match worthwhile.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...I was watching this for so long until I realised it was only 4 seconds long

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              so did I

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...I was watching this for so long until I realised it was only 4 seconds long

                kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Frye is my favorite and I love gals
      I'm going to have to pick her for every splatfest now aren't I?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiverchad here, if frye keeps getting btfo, I'll pick her a few times until she gets a win

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean why would anyone side with the ugly nigress or the fucking steve Irwin murdering ray. Shiver is normal, she’s white, straight and looks clever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No girl who looks like shiver is straight

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, go outside, they exist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you played the single player? Deep Cut are the Three Stooges/Team Rocket and Shiver is possibly the biggest fuckup.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron, Shiver is the DUMBEST of all the 3, play the story mode.
          Frye is actually the only competent one of the crew

          Aren't they all equally retarded? They all get their own Team Rocket blastoff after their boss fights.

          >Frye shortcircuits her Octoweapon (Squidweapon?) with her smoke bomb
          >Shiver fumbles and drops hers
          >Big Man's fizzles out and he kicks it until it goes off

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Aren't they all equally retarded?
            Yes. They're called Deep Cut because they all had an incision made into their brain.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(Squidweapon?)
            It's actually the Great Octostomp she uses in combat, continuing the running joke of having him in every game. Frye's a bandit, so she stole him from Octavio.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron, Shiver is the DUMBEST of all the 3, play the story mode.
        Frye is actually the only competent one of the crew

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looks clever
        She's anything but

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looks clever
        so you admit she's a pseudo-intellectual then?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is bait but she's obviously Asian if anything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone shitting on Frye has godawful taste honestly. But also anyone who picks based on idol alone is fucking lame. I picked gear because it was objectively the best choice, but I would pick subjectively if they could actually come up with a splatfest that isn't so blatantly skewed in favor of one option. Don't really think we'll get anything worse than this one honestly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I REALLY hope Fyre doesn't just get the shit choice every single fucking time because I really do like her the most out of the three.

      I’m very good at playing patient but I do prefer a more aggressive/proactive placement than just being parked on high ground

      Brushes are probably the most aggressive out of those. They're more of a slayer/support weapon, whereas brellas are more of a support/midline weapon iirc. If you want to play more aggressive, you could try playing Splatling Mini, which is probably the most aggressive out of any of the splatlings or the Naut, which does allow you to flank with its charge holding gimmick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Fryebro, I am a Shiver simp but Frye definitely has the best dancing

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not going to get anywhere trying to fix a Nintendo game. Nintendo fans just lap up anything Nintendo shits at them, and deflects any criticism aimed at their games. Even if said criticism is from a good faith fan just trying to make their games better.
    t. Nintendo fan who owns two switches.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just 5 wins away from salmon run sleeves
    I can now tell within the first three turns if I have a shot at winning, so at least I’m not wasting too much time. The level 3 AI is such a blatant cheater that it’s almost comical. Love when it somehow knows the exact orientation and placement of my card and proceeds to place the exact same card on top of it.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we get paycuts even after someone disconnects now?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't use sub weapons at all, am I just retarded?

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Won a x100, a bunch x10, and tricolor matches for team fun
    >wake up to this
    tbf, team fun was fucking terrible
    I'd be steamrolling the other team without dying once and the map would still be purple for some reason

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies
    >having a backbone
    the smash debacle 2 years ago with that netplay tournament should have clued you in on the fact tendies will complain but still consoom

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one experiencing this. I don't have ass internet and i'm on a wired connection

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why that fucking weapon is such cancer. You can be behind cover and it doesn't mean shit.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he panicked?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use your fucking specials

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explosher during the next sockeye rotation

    oh you flyfucks are gonna pay for your words and deeds

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to bully all crab players.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of idiots that forget you can roll into a ball and kill people in like two hits from contact damage blows my mind.

      Crab Tank is easily my favourite special.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >online petition
    always hilarious to see the leftard zoomies raising this sort of arguments when they refuse to vote irl for things that actually matter

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 4 will come out before I get that green salmonid banner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rewards for cohozuna are fucking dog shit man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit after making this post I went to the wiki to see the other salmon run rewards
        There's a banner that needs 20 golden scales
        There's even a decoration that needs
        1
        0
        0
        The universe will die of heat death before anyone gets this thing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          big run better give some absurd amount of scales.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey, i recognize that ytp!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bronze and silver drops are honestly worse considering how many things require them. Adds up much faster than the drops.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the fun furry salmon suggestive post that said something like "Fun in my mouth" or some shit like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant to say grub.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck the conch gacha machine, I spent all of my conchs on it and never got a banner, I'm stuck with one of the store banners and I don't know how to get a new one

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    harmony keeps sending me photos of her legs what does this mean

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do we do about salmonids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we get the Fuzzy ooze to take care of them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Little Buddy is any indication they are immune.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Little Buddy's literally going mouth-first on it in all canonical interactions with the ooze, there's no telling what might happen in the DLC

          I mean, hey, the Ooze is MADE of the golden eggs, afterall, which leads me to believe Mr.Grizz wants them because they're basically clusters of stem cells.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly hope they just drop it and make the dlc its own separate thing. Giving the furries even the slightest flimsy excuse to even pretend their fursonas are remotely related to Splatoon was a mistake.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what was Grizz going to do about salmonids after he fuzzy ooze'd the whole planet? And remember, the fuzzy ooze would ruin cephalopods, they wouldn't be able to fight the Salmonids anymore.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            obviously the Salmonids would be turned into rabbits, referencing the original concepts for Splatoon
            they are both prolific breeders, afterall

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            In his mind, the mammalians would feast upon the Salmonids, as they once did. And in classic Mr. Grizz fashion, he failed to recognize that Cephalopod society already does. Salmonid meat is sold at MakoMart.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they operate machines and wield weapons
              >eat them
              Metal

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think they wield cooking utensils? To the Salmonids, both eating and being eaten are the highest honor there is, a return to the cycle of life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      salmon are the friends we should letting them into squid society you can trust us

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want furries to leave.

        You hate to see it
        I have to wonder if it was intentional, I rarely saw people (other than myself) doing it

        It 100% was. It's exactly the kind of Nintendo shit they would do. I need to post my Squidbagging compliation some day.

        btw what mode is that HUD interface from? never seen it before.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >btw what mode is that HUD interface from? never seen it before.
          It's spectator mode, was from a tournament I think

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no fur here, my man. Just a sexy fish

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to /trash/ where you belong.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how you can instantly tell who a furry artist is by how they draw the snout on any fucking animal and desperately get that exaggerated grin expression with rounded teeth going on.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo just increased to 20 minutes the punishment for disconnecting (their fault btw)

    I hope the CEO and board of directors get cancer and suffer a lot.
    them and their families.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care still insta DCing against every slanteye cheater

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese host advantage, this is why the nips are such "good" snipers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't it scale the punishment based on how frequently you disconnect?
      First is "a little while", then I think 5 minutes, then 7 minutes, then 10 minutes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is the connection issues are on Nintendo side, not on my Switch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it's nintendo's side it doesn't ban you, such as the "a communication error has occurred" message.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Open and Pro are now both 10 points
    >But Tricolor can appear in both so it cannot be avoided
    >Popularity is worth 5 points
    >Salmon Run is now a part of Splatfest and is worth 10p

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's no bigger problem in Splatoon 3 right now.
    and splatoon 2
    and splatoon 1
    nintendo does not give a shit, it's a japanese game made for japanese players. you're lucky that you're in the US, everyone else gets absolutely fucked over with literally longer matchmaking times than match length

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Nintendo is too stubborn to address the issue. Remember Smash Ultimate #FixSmashOnline went trending TWICE, and for one of those it was number one trending on twitter. Nintendo clearly cares about twitter opinions for other matters, and a very weak attempt to address the problem was made, but they didn't want to redo the online infrastructure for Ultimate. The Smash Ultimate fiasco can almost be understandable from Nintendo's POV - a rewrite of the entire online infrastructure for the game post-launch would be nigh impossible.

      Splatoon 3, though, they had every opportunity to improve from its predecessor and they just...didn't. They took several steps backwards. It's an objectively worse online experience compared to 2.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        splatoon 3 *DOES* have a brand-new networking system for the first time in a nintendo game since like, the wii.
        it just so happens to be just as shit as the previous system because nintedo does not care about people outside of japan or US hotzones

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make new networking system
          >it's even worse
          Only Nintendo is capable of accomplishing this bullshit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only applies to matchmaking, the actual matches are the same p2p shit

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >maybe you should make a tier list
    no
    but the best three abilities in the game are easily Swim Speed Up, Object Shredder, and Last-Ditch Effort in that order

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was team gear, and this splatfest was the worst one in history
    >player dropouts now mean the entire match is canned
    >this meant the ONLY tri color battle I encountered ended immediately as a team fun player was missing
    >a communication error has occurred
    >not enough players found for a match!
    >not enough players found for a match!
    >not enough players found for a match!
    >gear vs gear
    >gear vs gear
    >gear vs gear
    >gear vs gear
    >gear vs gear
    >gear vs fu- oh wait it's a disconnect again
    >gear vs gear
    >a communication error has occurred
    Absolute shitshow of a splatfest. Worse still, the retarded theming of this splatfest is now going to shape the meta as people are already assuming Shiver = win, when really the theme of this splatfest was the main contributor to the ~60% popularity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay bot. I bet you think mail in ballots rigged the 2020 elections too huh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a bot, I just reposted it since nobody replied last time...

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlock bloblobber
    >its just as fucking bullshit as I thought after going up against it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      War, war never changes.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love team gear bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeeeeeething fun fag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DELET

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah OP if there's one thing nintendo cares about it's what people have to say about them

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They won't fix it and you will continue to buy their shitty online service, so just accept it

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You bought a switch thinking there would be functional multiplayer, how retarded are you dude.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT! FUN WON THIS SPLATFEST, BY A LOT!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just gotta get these 'last minute' x333 matches tallied up...
      >it's taking longer than usual to give the results just trust me bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Good
    LDE, object shredder (fuck you big bubbler), swim speed
    >Also good
    QSJ, ink recovery, main saver, sub saver, ink resistance
    >Good for specific weapons
    Run speed, sub power up, special charge up
    >Rest
    ??? I don't use any of the other abilities
    >I dunno
    Intensify action

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so much bros

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that splatfest is over, how are the new salmon run load outs?
    >spawning grounds
    well i guess it doesn't matter

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So like, if an inkling or octoling farts while swimming through ink. Will it give away their position?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think they splash like that when they swim?
      Ninja Squid isn't an armor ability it's an ass cork

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw the canon explanation for bubble blower not making the cut to splat 3 is that whoever makes the rules to keep turf wars fair banned weaponizing your farts

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I didn't get it and I've got the oldest Splatbox known to squid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU DUMB ASS, YOU GO TO THE SPLATNET SHOP AND IT'S FREE

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s up with Nintendo and wars before the games
    >great turf war
    >great kong war
    >the sealing war or whatever it was called before alttp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imprisoning War

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon
        Also the hylian civil war

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the war in that one kingdom in odyssey that's only mentioned in the brochure for no reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lack of creativity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an easy way to make up lore and have a convenient excuse for barren environments with not enough enemies.

      >*cough*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all coming together.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        where does pikmin fit into this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          planet gets irratiated from squids learning how to use nukes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >country that got hit with two nukes and turned into something completely different than it was is obsessed with adding wars that completely change the world in their fiction
      Wow anon crazy! I wonder why?!?

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe they nerfed squidbagging. It's not as satisfying anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You hate to see it
      I have to wonder if it was intentional, I rarely saw people (other than myself) doing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they nerf it actually? I know the animation is altered but you can still definitely do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't had a single team squid party since launch
      Good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a rapid fire weapon you can still squidbag, just hold the shoot button while spamming ZL.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good to know thanks man

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >level 25 tableturf
    back to the grind. gotta get that emote and never touch this shit again

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I’m confused, I could have sworn all week even before the Splatfest that I was gaining and using Conch Shells for the Shell-Out Machine etc.
    You’re telling me I made that all up and they only exist during Splatfest…???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only exist during the splatfest and the buildup to it.
      After the splatfest is over you lose all the unspent ones.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Conch Shells are a category for Splatfest results, so they're only given out during the week-long Splatfest Preview and the Splatfest itself. You'll need to use cash to play the gacha otherwise. Agent 3 lives in perpetual poverty.

        Thats bullshit lol wtf, I had like 4-5 unused conch shells because I had no idea there was a fucking time limit on them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the game literally tells you this, learn to read.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That isn't too bad at least, you just know there's some fucker out there that was saving all of them for one big roll that forgot to

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Source of that pic wasn't porn
            >Not even a foot image
            I feel cheated.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              but feet ARE porn silly anon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only to us ones who bear the curse of having a foot fetish.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno anon, to me it's a blessing! Feels great to be able to get off from something that's SFW to most people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, something to keep in mind- it does get mentioned a couple of times in game, and you can even check it out in the splatfest rulebook.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game literally tells you that.
          >but I didn't see
          Literally the first time you got one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're fucking retarded for not seeing the game tell you straight up, but think if it as just losing 5 shitty individual tickets.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmfao I made some people fucking MAD with this post.
          Yeah I understand it said it in the game, re-fucking-lax.

          That isn't too bad at least, you just know there's some fucker out there that was saving all of them for one big roll that forgot to

          Yea true haha

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it tells you right there stupid
            >HAHAHA HOLY SHIT SO MAD U MAD MAD AAAAA
            bro is practically seething
            it's okay yo make mistakes bro calm down

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know I made a mistake bro lol you’re the one getting excitable about it…like just calm down lmao, you’re precious game will do just fine even with my post.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look it up

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look what up? Also I never pretended anything. I admitted I didn’t know conches expire. Jesus Christ, get off my nuts about it. gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmfao I made you fucking MAD with this post.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he’s repeating what I said
                That’s how I know I broke you.

                >Excited for the next question to see the utter autism yet again.
                It won't matter, they've already opened the can of worms that is people picking shiver because they think she'll win agian

                Well I’m definitely not picking Fry next time.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, bro
                You broke the minute people called you out and you screamed umad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek like 5 people jumped at once to attack me foaming at the mouth

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >attack me
                lol look at you playing the victim
                homie really got scared by people calling him dumb, literally shaking

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my gosh you are such a VICTIM! How dare the bullies on Ganker say something mean to you in the Splatoon thread?? Shut your bitch ass up and stop posting gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it seems like it isn't such a blatantly loaded question I'll go with what I'd actually pick again, otherwise I'll consider going big man, I think the main reason they lost was because so many people played pro after halftime to avoid tricolors, which from what I heard defending actually wasn't that bad on hammerhead, sturgeon was just a shit map so the testfire made everyone have a kneejerk reaction to defending again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know this either. The vending machine is expensive af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conch Shells are a category for Splatfest results, so they're only given out during the week-long Splatfest Preview and the Splatfest itself. You'll need to use cash to play the gacha otherwise. Agent 3 lives in perpetual poverty.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will consume every subpar half-broken piece of trash and you will buy the next one and the next one and the next one all while paying a monthly fee
    Nintendo knows better than anyone what tendies are like and they will keep doing this forever

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should Splatoon become a live service game? How much money would you spend on it? It's already on it's way there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      $0 until they fix the online.
      The service would have to work consistently first.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already is a live service game. It just isn't full of microtransactions and paid battle passes (yet)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      I still can't believe they nerfed squidbagging. It's not as satisfying anymore.


      as long as they get rid of grind and fix online...
      it would probably get even grindier and even worse online tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's currently the best live service game there is since it doesn't cost a thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's currently the best live service game there is since it doesn't cost a thing.

      so wait splatoon 3 doesn't require you to be subbed to nintendo live or whatever? thats so annoying because splatoon 2 required it.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just paid 20k for a hat chunk scrub.
    I don't want to do this anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need some money kid?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the new phone, I wish they let us switch between them. Grizz did nothing wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a phone, you fucking egg.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They utterly ruined Grizz. Wish they kept him as a mystery man instead of doing what they did with him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks that's the real Mr.Grizz
            ngmi

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >localization fag
              The #3 is a joke lost in translation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm making a joke you goddamn tard.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would just make things even more stupid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rerolling gives you chunks or at least it did in 2 I haven't tried it in 3 yet

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the class that takes the most skill to use? What's the most skill-based weapon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloblobber

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charger
      Bamboozler is dante must die mode

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        goo tuber

        What makes those harder to use than the Eliter?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bamboozler
          >Cannot ink
          >Cannot one shot kill
          >Small range (for a charger)
          Goo toober (the consistently least used weapon in 2)
          >Has awful range
          >Takes forever to charge
          Similarly there's also the squiffer, with the worst range of the chargers (the range of a fuckin glooga dualie) but at least the charging is fast, can one shot, and the inking is ok compared to the bamboozler. I'll respect a squiffer when I see one, but the other two are jokes (except bamboozler with MPU steroids)
          E-liter requires accuracy as to not waste its long charge time, but at least you can do so from a comfy distance and leave ink mines as warning signs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      goo tuber

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, I knew I was cool for using the Goo Tuber.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slam a door on your leg so it's harder to walk
          >man I'm so cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatanas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game doesn't have "classes", everyone is potentially capable of doing everything, both inking and killing. As far as skill goes, it's either the Chargers or the Splatana Wiper and Undercover Brella. Chargers can control an entire battle if they can hit their target, but are nigh-useless if they can't. The Splatana Wiper has zero bullshit gimmicks, it requires you to play fast and be nimble, and even its instant kill requires you to be in kill range yourself. The Undercover Brella is underpowered and requires you to be good to offset its weak power and defensive capability. You must earn your kills with it, as you will lose a straight firefight 90% of the time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This game doesn't have "classes", everyone is potentially capable of doing everything, both inking and killing.
        "class", "type" same difference.

        >The Splatana Wiper has zero bullshit gimmicks, it requires you to play fast and be nimble, and even its instant kill requires you to be in kill range yourself.
        I'm still not sure how to play those.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically chargers, as much as I hate them
      Honorable mention to Splatana

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the only thing that saves Eliters for me is that at least they require a lot of skill.

        Bamboozler
        >Cannot ink
        >Cannot one shot kill
        >Small range (for a charger)
        Goo toober (the consistently least used weapon in 2)
        >Has awful range
        >Takes forever to charge
        Similarly there's also the squiffer, with the worst range of the chargers (the range of a fuckin glooga dualie) but at least the charging is fast, can one shot, and the inking is ok compared to the bamboozler. I'll respect a squiffer when I see one, but the other two are jokes (except bamboozler with MPU steroids)
        E-liter requires accuracy as to not waste its long charge time, but at least you can do so from a comfy distance and leave ink mines as warning signs.

        Makes sense. I've actually been watching Squiffer gameplay lately and it looks like a fun, badass weapon to use. Never seen anyone say they play Gootuber though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played goo a bit in 2. It was really fun once you get the hang of it. Popping out of the ink and one shotting people never got old Playing the harder boozler first turned out to be good training.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIVE FUCKING FLYFISH IN ONE WAVE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every REEEE-flux shitter you killed during the splatfest reincarnated as a flyfish and now they want their revenge.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either that or penance for being one yourself.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The flyfish don't take kindly to people larping as them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit, you cannot get more than 3 simultaneously (unless you mean in total, but that seems low to me)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you cannot get more than 3 simultaneously
        NTA but I've had 4 on the map at the same time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post proofs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

            Fly Fish have a hard coded cap of 4.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What, wasn't it capped to 3 in splat 2?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've become stronger through the power of teamwork.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else didn't get any sea snails

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not pick a team, retard?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did cunt, I was gear, I got a fuckton of clout

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glowflies as first wave
    >one coworker immediately disconnects
    >almost immediate wipe
    Mr. Grizz better have fired that worthless Octomoron

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have no problem butchering maps from splatoon 1 but they refuse to make Spawning Grounds a better salmon run map by removing all the fucking grates

    >Wow high tide wave 1 enjoy using half the map
    >Splatter Pro guzzles ink after 5 shots

    I hate spawning grounds and im not playing it today

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high tide spawning grounds
      >a flyfish spawns in the grate area
      >hiding behind multiple layers of bullshit
      yeah, fuck that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grates are what makes it good

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carbon roller doesn't 1shot chum
    Is it still safe to use during Glowflies as a wall? They'll just run back into it and kill themselves on the 2nd tap anyway, right?

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT A FUCKING RECOUNT
    HOW DID TEAM FUN LOSE?
    HOW DID TEAM FUN EVEN WIN MOST CONCH SHELLS IF THEY WERE 20% OF THE PLAYERS COMPARED TO TEAM GEARS 35%???
    THIS IS ALL RIGGED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP THE COUNT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry team gear were 60% of players*
      HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK did team fun win most conch shells then?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they had the most sweatlords by volume, that's what it means, it's averaged out.
        that's why Fun won the pro and was winning the open, too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Team Gear's 35%
      58%, bro.
      Gear should have been fucked on averages because of that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conch Shells are probably counted per capita.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And they got you guys paying monthly for the privilege of being constantly disconnected.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerking off to the squid Amazons while you let them abuse you on purpose and waste all your salmon eggs in the last After Alterna wave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's true, coomers really don't have frontal lobes.
      don't worry, I'm sure Shiver will be your Squid GF, bro...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Squid Amazons
      >Squid

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm guessing it was so you couldn't just do pro and not deal with tricolor, but I think it would work a lot better if pro and open were both worth 10 and tricolor was its own mode everyone could opt into and it was worth 5. There's badges for winning tricolors so I'm sure there's people that would still queue for defending if it was optional

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi guys if anyone sees my DEAN picture in the plaza now please can you show me THANKS 🙂

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multi billion dollar game dev
    >still can't figure out how to make proper online service that works more than 98% of the time

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't have the flyfish badge you are a liability

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flyfish are the reason I haven't played Salmon Run enough to get the Flyfish badge yet.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just choked and let my team down

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just tested Splatoon 2 so now I know the problem is not on my Switch, my internet or even with Nintendo in general.
    Then you tested wrong, even splat2n had dog shit servers during splatfests, this shit isn't a splat3n issue.
    Captcha: rpgjsv

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate this stupid salmon, every time there's one in the run everyone hits the panic button

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I bother with exp tickets after unlocking the weapons? Coin is always useful for buying shit, and you need the drink tickets to speed up gear growth, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drinks are a scam, save them for when they fix the rates

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when they fix the rates
        if they didnt change during two what makes you think they'll change them now?
        realistically all I can see them doing is having the bonus stack with the brand bonus since Im pretty sure they dont stack atm

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get the best group of randos I’ve ever gotten before
    >win round after round
    >even kill cohozuna
    >finally get a gold scale
    >even get a badge for the current stage
    Todays a good day to be a wagie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 8 more gold scales to go to start unlocking things that need more gold scales.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really hoping big runs give you a ton. Also need a ton of silver and those have been rather slow as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky, I got some silver after we beat that fat fuck but not a single golden one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two gold AND a silver
      Okay Rockefeller go brag somewhere else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had like 20 to 25 cohozuna fights and i beat NONE.
      i have absolute idiots in my team all the time, who don't know what to do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beat cohozuna today for the third time
      >8 bronze and 3 silver
      Fuck you to Grizz.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony's drooling blowjob

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony's nematocysts numbing the sensation!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never have a toxic gf
        bummer dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nematocysts are tiny harpoons that would fire into your dick!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT BURNS

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Organ_rn

    thank me later

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon online has been shit since the first one

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay also why did fucking everyone actually pick “Gear”? Did people seriously answer this question as if it were serious? As if an actual serious question would give “Fun” as an option on what to bring for survival purposes? It obviously wasn’t a real “question”. Fucking autismos. I was seriously surprised how few people chose Grub… I thought people liked food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, most people pick what their actual answer would be. They know this, and fucked up by making a theme with a clear, correct answer rather than something actually subjective with more divisive opinions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE WHAT THE HECK WHY DID PEOPLE ANSWER HONESTLY? THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK MY MEME REDDIT MASCOT!!

        Idk I find it a bit autistic to pick a “correct” answer for that question, but okay.
        Also get Reddit off your mind, jesus.

        Excited for the next question to see the utter autism yet again.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Excited for the next question to see the utter autism yet again.
          It won't matter, they've already opened the can of worms that is people picking shiver because they think she'll win agian

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also get Reddit out of your mind, Jesus
          Struck a nerve, did I Big Man fan? Maybe go back to r/splat if you cant handle the banter.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Excited for the next question
          Splatfests are pretty much doomed thanks to popularity and Deep Cut's personalities. Shiver will always win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE WHAT THE HECK WHY DID PEOPLE ANSWER HONESTLY? THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK MY MEME REDDIT MASCOT!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a fat fuck and don't visit tropical islands to play fucking Uno, so I chose gear.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pretty retarded Splatfest idea. Should have been "What would you take to the beach"?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one would've probably gotten a more even split of votes, since "a trip to the beach" doesn't normally come with the prospect of trying to survive on your own. People bring food and fun stuff to the beach, and responsible people bring gear like sunscreen, umbrellas, and towels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to go Fun, right up until I saw that everyone was going to go with Gear. I generally just go along with whoever's most likely to win.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good idea, I stuck with Grub and we lost every fucking competition, was lame as fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause its just a logical answer and i say that as someone who picked grub

      The splatfests so far have been boring and not really that exciting to debate about unlike splatoon 1 where you had shit like Autobots vs Decepticons

      If splat 3 had like a pokemon splatfest for the new starters in gen 8 then it would be less one sided cause they have unique designs and people have preferences for pokemon types

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look, your team lost, ok? Now go home with your uggo of idol you grubchud. If by any chance you were team Fun then get better, your team was really competitive and gave amazing matches to us

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the obvious answer, the "correct" one even
      Why wouldn't they pick gear
      I just went fun because my fat ass isn't surviving on a deserted island so I may as well have something to do before I end it all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring a fucking fishing rod. You can get food and have fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Did people REALLY pick the answer they would ACTUALLY pick? Wtf bros??"
      Funny you're the one calling other people autismos.

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think that hating people based on their choice of weapon was ridiculous but everytime I'm against someone using dualies I literally and physically say out loud "moron, the moron gun he's using the morongun!!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dapple dualies with sub power up is the thinking man's weapon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a (you) problem.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but with rollers

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked gear because I like camping
    Everyone got the question wrong, it never says you’re stranded, it’s just a trip

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      regardless of how you interpret the question, Gear is still the most reasonable answer as it covers the broadest range of items.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIIIIIMYYYYYYYY!!!!! THERE'S THREE BIG SHOTS AND A STINGER AT SHORE!!! WE DON'T NEED TO FOCUS ON THE FLIPPER FLOPPER BY THE BASKET!!!! TIMMYYYYYY!!!!!

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird how the threads have become less comfy now that splatfest is over

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOO GUYS, NINTENDO JUST SENT ME THE NEXT SPLATFEST THEME!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halloween is gonna be based i cant wait for Candy Corn vs Banana Laffy Taffy vs Piss

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Banana Laffy Taffy
        Even a saltwater croc would struggle to chew this shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Team Piss it is then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin at Nintendo said next theme is "what's your favorite drink when you're thirsty?"
      Water (Shiver)
      Bleach (Frye)
      Coca Cola (Big Man)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Man would be Four Loco for the ultimate contrarian meme pick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No MY cousin at Nintendo said the next theme is "What is Harmony on?"
        Weed (Shiver)
        Her own venom laced drool (Frye)
        Unknown illegal substances (Big Man)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well my uncle works at Nintendo and he said the next theme is "When is the best time to go outside?"
          Sunny Days (Shiver)
          During a hurricane (Frye)
          Never (Big Man)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my grandad works at nintendo and this is the next theme is
            "which is better"
            Humans (shiver)
            Inkling (frye)
            Takozones(big man)

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Frye wears toeless socks
    Who dresses like that to go out
    In the snow no less

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS HELP SLENDERSQUID IS OUTSIDE

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a quick rundown on Splatoon 2? I played Splat 1 for about two or three Splatfests back in the day. Got Splatoon 3 and I'm having a good time I picked grub, fucking kill me.
    Videos of the final Splatfest look soulful as fuck, they really went all in with the promo artwork, backstory on which character picked which side, the "goodbye" compilations on Nintendo's official channels etc. I guess getting Splatoon 2 now isn't worth it unless I really like single player, right? Asking because Octo Expansion looks amazing and I enjoy when cute Nintendo series get "deep" with their lore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 2's single player is basically just ass. Nothing special about it.
      Now the Octo Expansion. That shit is pretty good. I'd say better than 3's because that tried it's best to do what 2's DLC did, but somehow still fell short.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with 3's story mode is that it has to guide new players through it so it has a lot more tutorial missions and the difficulty doesn't significantly ramp up. Octo was made for people who beat 2's story and had been playing it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still play both games, but Splat 2 won't have any more Splatfests. Marina would use her Octarian military training to make a unique "Shifty Station" singleplayer-themed stage for every Splatfest, with different gimmicks for every one. My favorites were the ones with cannons and the Thunderdrome-like one where segments of the map would close off as time went on and become a cage match for anyone still left inside, that turf unclaimable again after.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't remember if the main story of two was good but the Octo was appraised by almost everyone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still play both games, but Splat 2 won't have any more Splatfests. Marina would use her Octarian military training to make a unique "Shifty Station" singleplayer-themed stage for every Splatfest, with different gimmicks for every one. My favorites were the ones with cannons and the Thunderdrome-like one where segments of the map would close off as time went on and become a cage match for anyone still left inside, that turf unclaimable again after.

      Would it be worth it to try to make it to X rank in Splatoon 2 if I never did?

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I main brushes, brellas, or splatlings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suck at aiming with gyro so I chose brush, it feels good to sneak behind other players and spam them the hell out of the arena

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Main REEFLUX and spam missiles to rep your lil bro smallfry(forma de flyfish)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends entirely on your playstyle. I chose Splatlings because I'm shit at aiming and dogshit at winning 1v1 duels, but it turns out I'm really good at playing patiently as an anchor and covering my team. I also love how they rely more on predicting the enemy's habits instead of purely reacting.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m very good at playing patient but I do prefer a more aggressive/proactive placement than just being parked on high ground

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies vs tv vs theater

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's supposed to be one superior choice, a meh choice, and a fucking retarded third option.
      >pirating a movie
      >streaming a movie
      >buying the blu-ray for full retail price

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 3rd option would be Flex Play or whatever the fuck that meme DVD was where it destroyed itself after a few days of being exposed to air

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sloshing machine is cheating, I just used for the first time
    they need to nerf the kit

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    splatfest idea: evil girls vs pure girls vs retarded girls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      retarded girls would win because harmony

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which board would Harmony use

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she owns a computer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker and Ganker
      On Ganker she's the anon asking "video games?" In the offtopic threads

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker
        No she'd use Ganker, she use them bleeps and bloops in her music

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Naruto, Bleach, One Piece.
    Ok, what would you do if they actually drop this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2010 is over, anon. It's time to let it go.

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tower Defense
    >run a triple K:D ratio, wipeout their team a few times
    >teammates literally do nothing, score no kills, barely touch the tower
    >dude in in our base painting it at the closing seconds of the match

    Why? Why. Why. Why. Why.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any players you recognize in rank queue?
    I have run into JesusIsGod three times, now in S+. He plays Nzap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey what the fuck I ran into that guy in the splatfest
      I have run into a few repeats in S but I don't remember their names

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did suction bomb on the shield kill you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. Throwing it on the shield sets it off instantly. What a god

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah
          Best way to kill people near bubbler or a splash wall is to bomb it

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else have a hard time trying to find the damn lockers in the game? Why hide them like that? What's the point? Would you still prefer apts instead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hide them
      >Hide
      >Behind a clear, sliding glass door right next to the main game mode and the reward machine
      >Door opens when you get near
      >You can see your friends holograms in there
      Anon you might actually have brain problems

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For whatever reason, if you like 20 feet away from the doors, the locker room doesn't render in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna defend this anon and say that the glass doors are fogged up until go you near them for the first time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Behind a clear, sliding glass door
        The doors are actually opaque and black before you first approach them, then they turn clear and you can see the lockers. You'd be forgiven for thinking it was just part of the wall and never approaching it before someone told you the lockers are hidden there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna defend this anon and say that the glass doors are fogged up until go you near them for the first time

          For whatever reason, if you like 20 feet away from the doors, the locker room doesn't render in

          I do not remember this, and retract my brain damage diagnosis

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But there's also no mention of lockers at all until you discover them. Weird.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There definitely is, several times, at Hotlantis or when you roll an item or get a catalog thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found them by accident, I was eating with my other hand and somehow bumbled into the room

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      With all the goddamn items they throw at you that hardly fucking fit in your locker an apartment or small secret base would be a good next step for all that excess. Would also give a LOT more shit for Harmony to sell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did, to be honest it wasn't clear that was an open area

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guilty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I would've preferred apartments.
      >b-but this isn't animal crossing
      Fuck off, they added lockers in the first place because they knew people wanted customizable apartments.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone actually said your greentext? I feel like you're making up a dude to get mad at, everyone wants apartments

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It'd certainly make more sense with some of the decorations they give us than a tiny ass locker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/399386020/#399434762
          https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/401032415/#401067602
          https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/401032415/#401067602

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay then, fuck that guy

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If my teammates don't care about the tower then I don't care either

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're getting another pokemon splatfest

    pikachu x bulbassaur x charizard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they use this random assortment of gen 1 mons instead of the gen 9 starters when the game releases in like two months

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one cares about anything else other than gen 1

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But SS is (unfortunately) the second most selling pokeman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn squirtle got shafted.

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird. Has anyone else lost a game of Tower Control that you were clearly winning? Like we had a lead by several points. Went to overtime, we took the tower, game over, and we lost? I dont understand, did the UI lag? Did we lose it right after? Im so confused.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post replay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch the replay and tell us later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the replay code.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch replay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the replay

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely I've missed an in game explanation and/or am retarded, but why did I kept selecting 3 teams battle, and only getting queued in 2 teams normal splatfest battles?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there was a 2% chance of getting tricolor battles

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tricolors were very rare, and if you didn't get lucky or get a team in time, it'd just default you to regular matchmaking.

        wh
        why make it an option then, thats fucking retarded

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you don't have to queue up for it if you don't want to play tricolors?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like adding it randomly to the other modes would be less annoying. Like being obligated to play a tricolor 1 game out of 50 VS not being able to play what you want 49 games out of 50.
            idk maybe nintendo could have also fix their shit also

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why make it an option then
          The devs didn't think this shit through. They were more focused on shoving in as many 3s as they could because SPLATOON 3.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because team scissors got fucking SPITROASTED in the testfire so they nerfed the rate for now while they work on rebalancing it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't they going to fix Tricolors for the next one?

          I was really excited over Tricolors but yeah they dropped the ball with it in this Splatfest. I got to play all of three after at least a couple hours worth of queuing.

          Based Fryebro, I am a Shiver simp but Frye definitely has the best dancing

          Yeah Fyre's great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tricolors were very rare, and if you didn't get lucky or get a team in time, it'd just default you to regular matchmaking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tricolors were very rare
        i only started playing tricolor on sunday and i got maybe like 6 matches out of the 20 i played

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because their panic bandaid fix for Tri Color was to reduce the chances to 2%

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of a combination of Nintendo reducing the Tricolor frequency to 2%, the game requiring four Fun players in Open to get slotted into Tricolor (as Pro mode prevents you from engaging with Tricolor battles), and Fun having a population density of 20% of the Splatfest choices. Grub too, but Grub can manually queue up for Tricolors while Fun couldn't.

      As a result if you queued up for Tricolors and these conditions weren't met, it would throw you in a regular Open Turf War battle instead. Nintendo needs to rework Tricolors significantly to get things balanced again, but it's the first couple of Splatfests with new mechanics, they're bound to be extra-special shitshows.

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate booyah bombs I hate booyah bombs I hate booyah bombs I fucking hate these shits so fucking much. At least tentamissles die when you shoot them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm too stupid to step aside for a bit and ink through the explosion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about this, you don’t have 1,000 effective health and iframes on landing, but you get to keep the rest of the special the same. Deal?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it really is funny how unkillable they are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Booyah bombs don't block shots or disarm bombs btw

      I am looking forward to trying object shredder on their armor as a splatling. I wonder if I can solo it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can shoot and even throw bombs through one right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating one of the most fun, yet balanced specials in the game

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would inklings have apartments they're not only 14 years old, they're also retarded
    maybe octos because they presumably left everything behind when they moved to the splatlands and they're also quite smart

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have to live somewhere, don't they

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but (You) live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and take a train ride to Splatsville, it's right there when you first boot up the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A room at home then, autismo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Splatoon 1's intro screen for showing an apartment room before fading out to the plaza.

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the next Splatfest is more balanced in terms of what people would pick. Since the next one is Halloween, I hope the theme is something like "costumes vs candy vs spooky movies" or something like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want more hats

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know Shiver is pure sex but I want to play with Frye's booba.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of funcucks

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