>Splatoon 4 is already forgotten

>Splatoon 4 is already forgotten

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Devs seriously need to learn that nobody actually cares about the franchises they're copying and that they're only successful because of stockholm syndrome.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a vtuber.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like harmony after an AI makeover. Or that electric gym leader from scarlet and violet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        k-pop prostitute, the term is k-pop prostitute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the wigger

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a character from a chinese fortnite clone on the third page of the google play store

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its always funny whenever Ganker learns a new buzzword and it just shows how little knowledge they have on anything related to aesthetics or art direction in general

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its always funny whenever Ganker learns a new buzzword and it just shows how little knowledge they have on anything related to aesthetics or art direction in general

      All female vtubers are monster girls

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All female vtubers are monster girls
        Wtf are you talking about? They're barely monster girls

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Say sike right now

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony colors

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironicly it's not an innocent coincidence the color scheme is getting significantly more common and I won't be gaslighted into not noticing

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    calling this splatoon 4 is an insult to splatoon. no one called PS All-Stars Smash 4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would calling a good successor to a bad game a sequel be an insult to the bad game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        trying too hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rich, coming from the NDF.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon it has all time favorite specials from past game returning like missiles, reef slider baller, splashdown, and the return of the splatoon 1 killer wail!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calling this splatoon 4 is an insult to splatoon
      Lmao youre still mad Splatoon 4 got rebranded as Foamstars

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the trailer but I saw it was like Splatoon but with foam
    Do the girls explode with foam when they're defeated?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lame. Thanks for answering anyway anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off c**t

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rude.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im sorry, I was dilating and it was really painful and I took it out on you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t watch the trailer
      Let’s fix that right now! https://youtu.be/CD_XuyEgfOY

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still confused as to what happens when you shoot other players. Like the foam knocks them down or something? Why does the foam hurt them at all? Splatoon on the other hand establishes that enemy ink actually hurts the Inklings and kills them, but then they revive at a respawner. Also the transition to surfing and back again looks wonky as hell.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What movie is this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nerve Gas.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reveal was awful, but I'll give them credit for at least trying to fill a niche that was clearly open, it's not like Nintendo will release Splatoon outside of their consoles

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it another free to play battle pass game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s probably square’s NFT game

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not gonna lie, this b***h has grown on me since yesterday. she kind of has a cute tard look to her despite the generic chinese game design

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no paedophilia
    >no tentacles
    it's going to flop in Japan even if the gameplay turns out better than Splatoon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better than Splatoon
      Very unlikely. Splatoon is practically flawless. It's just dependent on whether or not you're into games like that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Splatoon is practically flawless
        None of the Splatoon games have a 90+ on Metacritic...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Clear, easily understandable at a glance shapes and colors
          >even on the switch's subpar hardware is the game crystal clear
          >Everything is depicted cleanly that you're never uncertain of what you can and can't do
          The best way to put it is from day 1 you knew how Splatoon would work, they made it crystal clear how the game functioned.
          With this travesty we can only assume it's Splatoon because it's ripping off the same mechanics. However it could also be a hero shooter or arena shooter. Splatoon's ground coverage is what makes it unique since you aren't going for kills your going for coverage. How will Foamstars work? The fact that question has to be asked at all is a failure of the game's design.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just another shooter with different game modes.

            It's quite the visual clusterfrick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even if the gameplay turns out better than Splatoon
      Unless they fix the blatant problem with the Foam colors it's guaranteed to be 100x worse

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soaplantoon

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she fricks her korean agents friends for free so she doesn't get replaced in a girl band

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she wears wedge heels safecoom safezoom

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this shit is a PS Exclusive + $70 game. I'm calling it DoA; if it's F2P, then I'll give 6 months to 1 year (Sqeenix Style). If the thing's available on multiple platforms (PC, Xbox and other bullshit), I'll give 1 and a half years; if Sqeenic manage to do a miracle and send it to mobile, then I'll probably (30%) last for more than 2 years.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatroon
    This has nothing of what make nips buy Splatoon. Square is completely moronic

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rule 34.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like that gay Kpop thing League of Legends did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any porn yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Calli from Hoe-girlve? Huge get for SE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't be, i want to frick the foam bawd not kill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We had R34 of Lucia within hours of the GTA6 leak, what's the holdup?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody fricking cares, that's what.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you asked for it
        https://files.catbox.moe/r8vevq.png

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Snoy are a fricking joke lmao.

          >it has a whole anime series that is deliberately being made into lost media

          It's pretty adorable and full of laughs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >off model shit
          Into the trash it goes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Into the trash it goes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No trigger discipline.

          Yes Black person discipline.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gungays are so pathetic when they cry about trigger discipline in fictional media

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nyoo she might accidentally slip and shoot foam

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This "waifu" is bad and you should feel bad.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, here's another
          https://files.catbox.moe/7m20l7.jpg

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you asked for it
            https://files.catbox.moe/r8vevq.png

            I'm not even interested in the game, but I'm glad I came to the thread anyway.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Original: https://files.catbox.moe/2stm1x.jpg

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            DON'T OPEN IT IT'S DOLPHIN PORN

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick her brains out
    also i'm down to play it if it has a ranked version of it's turf war equivalent, i'm basically locked out of splatoon's ranked because all of the modes they put in it are fricking dogshit except for splat zones and thats not in rotation usually when i have time for it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Chinese only capable of plagiarism? Is it genetic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the ones that could do shit were killed by mao.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot, this is from Squeenix. It's from Japan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've been infiltrated

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw wet-and-messy fetish but Splatoon didn't really do it for me
    This game was made for me. I hope it gets some good art.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its gonna be DOA square is a skeleton company and we can only pray that 16 bombs so they can get bought out and fixed from the inside

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a chinese game isn't it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking read the replies. It's from Squeenix.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking read the replies. It's from Squeenix.

      No fricking Chinese Studio is capable of 3D modeling of this style and "quality".

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Frick ugly presentation where the screen is a clusterfrick with no clarity
    That's just the average jrpg though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that the game it’s imitating doesn’t have this issue

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well have you seen Squeenix's games? Their rpgs and action games are full of particle effect overload.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I’m saying that’s bad for a splatoon ripoff

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >saw the shitton of afterblur on all the sword swings in FFXVI
          >thought it was just a common thing with AAA high-fidelity that I just really don't like
          >it's actually just a Squeenix thing
          One the one hand, thank christ. On the other, games like modern Final Fantasy are the last ones that need that kind of shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God Splatoon 3 was so shit, didnt even bother fixing the problems of 1 n 2 especially the story modes

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what it's like being a gamedev for some blatant ripoff that everyone knows will die weeks after release.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont care because you only need tour salary. This applies to almost any industry. Happens a lot in construction where I used to work. People really seem to think grunts and pawns are going to be as passionate in their work as the top dogs like the directors themselves.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grunts and Pawns being passionate about their work was the industry norm until sometime around 2012 when gaming had its resurgence

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is the case for small 10-20 person studios. Hard to give a shit when you're an employee in a team of hundreds and you barely get a pat in the back for your work.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People just don't seem to understand the power of sexy kids

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no tag on R34
    What the frick, are people this slow? Pokegirls will have a tag before the presentation showing them is even finished.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The designs in foamstars is generic as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The designs are just generic kpop bullshit, of course no one cares about making porn for it. Not to mention even the normalgays are calling it trash, this game is DOA and will be shut down in months.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon is a switch exclusive and not everyone has a switch. There's a market for clones.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think most people want to play splatoon at home. And I call it that because they outright copied various splatoon special weapons

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the problem is that it's not a very good clone. no one wants to play playstation all-stars over smash bros even if they weren't given a choice

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would. I wouldn’t want it to be smash but more cross over fighting games like Capcom used to do would be cool.

            If I could play as Kat vs Horizon girl that’d be pretty cash Kino

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, that's my fetish.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Splatoon 2.5

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it has a whole anime series that is deliberately being made into lost media

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way not a single person has downloaded all the episodes so far, downloading from YouTube is the easiest thing ever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it doesn't play like Splatoon though

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was 100% designed for porn to be made of her like overwatch characters. It’s honestly pathetic how hard they tried

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing how much more interesting it is with an inkling. Now someone needs to do the reverse

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Splatroon and P5U were a joke but they are real lmaooo.

    The industry really does always follow the (N)igga.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it looks fun if it comes to PC.
    I only don’t play splatoon because it’s on the switch and despite having one I basically never picked it up.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't enjoy the games anymore
    I loved 1 but then burned myself out on 2
    I bought 3 but played maybe 2 hours and haven't touched it since

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw "people" will waifu up this prostitute look a like character expecting her to be their virgin tradwife

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a Fortnite Character

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is making me appreciate how visually clear Splatoon is

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't be a squid
    >Can't be a kid
    Can't see how this beats Splatoon, sorry.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so shameless. Did they just go and say "let's make a Splatoon rip off" ?

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just Belle Delphine the video game. Surprised also that nobody started to talk about the main color choice for the "foam", if you know what I mean....

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SFM when?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly hyped and like the aesthetic. Splatoon has been fun, but I don't like the hallway maps they keep pushing.

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