>Splatoon 4 is already forgotten

>Splatoon 4 is already forgotten

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs seriously need to learn that nobody actually cares about the franchises they're copying and that they're only successful because of stockholm syndrome.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a vtuber.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like harmony after an AI makeover. Or that electric gym leader from scarlet and violet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        k-pop whore, the term is k-pop whore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the wigger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a character from a chinese fortnite clone on the third page of the google play store

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its always funny whenever Ganker learns a new buzzword and it just shows how little knowledge they have on anything related to aesthetics or art direction in general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its always funny whenever Ganker learns a new buzzword and it just shows how little knowledge they have on anything related to aesthetics or art direction in general

      All female vtubers are monster girls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All female vtubers are monster girls
        Wtf are you talking about? They're barely monster girls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Say sike right now

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chud colors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironicly it's not an innocent coincidence the color scheme is getting significantly more common and I won't be gaslighted into not noticing

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    calling this splatoon 4 is an insult to splatoon. no one called PS All-Stars Smash 4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would calling a good successor to a bad game a sequel be an insult to the bad game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trying too hard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rich, coming from the NDF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But anon it has all time favorite specials from past game returning like missiles, reef slider baller, splashdown, and the return of the splatoon 1 killer wail!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calling this splatoon 4 is an insult to splatoon
      Lmao youre still mad Splatoon 4 got rebranded as Foamstars

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the trailer but I saw it was like Splatoon but with foam
    Do the girls explode with foam when they're defeated?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lame. Thanks for answering anyway anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fuck off cunt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rude.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Im sorry, I was dilating and it was really painful and I took it out on you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t watch the trailer
      Let’s fix that right now! https://youtu.be/CD_XuyEgfOY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still confused as to what happens when you shoot other players. Like the foam knocks them down or something? Why does the foam hurt them at all? Splatoon on the other hand establishes that enemy ink actually hurts the Inklings and kills them, but then they revive at a respawner. Also the transition to surfing and back again looks wonky as hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What movie is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nerve Gas.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reveal was awful, but I'll give them credit for at least trying to fill a niche that was clearly open, it's not like Nintendo will release Splatoon outside of their consoles

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it another free to play battle pass game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s probably square’s NFT game

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not gonna lie, this bitch has grown on me since yesterday. she kind of has a cute tard look to her despite the generic chinese game design

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no paedophilia
    >no tentacles
    it's going to flop in Japan even if the gameplay turns out better than Splatoon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >better than Splatoon
      Very unlikely. Splatoon is practically flawless. It's just dependent on whether or not you're into games like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Splatoon is practically flawless
        None of the Splatoon games have a 90+ on Metacritic...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Clear, easily understandable at a glance shapes and colors
          >even on the switch's subpar hardware is the game crystal clear
          >Everything is depicted cleanly that you're never uncertain of what you can and can't do
          The best way to put it is from day 1 you knew how Splatoon would work, they made it crystal clear how the game functioned.
          With this travesty we can only assume it's Splatoon because it's ripping off the same mechanics. However it could also be a hero shooter or arena shooter. Splatoon's ground coverage is what makes it unique since you aren't going for kills your going for coverage. How will Foamstars work? The fact that question has to be asked at all is a failure of the game's design.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just another shooter with different game modes.

            It's quite the visual clusterfuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even if the gameplay turns out better than Splatoon
      Unless they fix the blatant problem with the Foam colors it's guaranteed to be 100x worse

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soaplantoon

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she fucks her korean agents friends for free so she doesn't get replaced in a girl band

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she wears wedge heels safecoom safezoom

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this shit is a PS Exclusive + $70 game. I'm calling it DoA; if it's F2P, then I'll give 6 months to 1 year (Sqeenix Style). If the thing's available on multiple platforms (PC, Xbox and other bullshit), I'll give 1 and a half years; if Sqeenic manage to do a miracle and send it to mobile, then I'll probably (30%) last for more than 2 years.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splachud
    This has nothing of what make nips buy Splatoon. Square is completely retarded

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rule 34.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like that gay Kpop thing League of Legends did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any porn yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Calli from Hoe-boive? Huge get for SE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't be, i want to fuck the foam slut not kill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We had R34 of Lucia within hours of the GTA6 leak, what's the holdup?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody fucking cares, that's what.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you asked for it
        https://files.catbox.moe/r8vevq.png

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snoy are a fucking joke lmao.

          >it has a whole anime series that is deliberately being made into lost media

          It's pretty adorable and full of laughs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >off model shit
          Into the trash it goes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Into the trash it goes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No trigger discipline.

          Yes moron discipline.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gunfags are so pathetic when they cry about trigger discipline in fictional media

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nyoo she might accidentally slip and shoot foam

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This "waifu" is bad and you should feel bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek, here's another
          https://files.catbox.moe/7m20l7.jpg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you asked for it
            https://files.catbox.moe/r8vevq.png

            I'm not even interested in the game, but I'm glad I came to the thread anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Original: https://files.catbox.moe/2stm1x.jpg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DON'T OPEN IT IT'S DOLPHIN PORN

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to fuck her brains out
    also i'm down to play it if it has a ranked version of it's turf war equivalent, i'm basically locked out of splatoon's ranked because all of the modes they put in it are fucking dogshit except for splat zones and thats not in rotation usually when i have time for it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Chinese only capable of plagiarism? Is it genetic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the ones that could do shit were killed by mao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot, this is from Squeenix. It's from Japan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They've been infiltrated

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw wet-and-messy fetish but Splatoon didn't really do it for me
    This game was made for me. I hope it gets some good art.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its gonna be DOA square is a skeleton company and we can only pray that 16 bombs so they can get bought out and fixed from the inside

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a chinese game isn't it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking read the replies. It's from Squeenix.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking read the replies. It's from Squeenix.

      No fucking Chinese Studio is capable of 3D modeling of this style and "quality".

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Fuck ugly presentation where the screen is a clusterfuck with no clarity
    That's just the average jrpg though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that the game it’s imitating doesn’t have this issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well have you seen Squeenix's games? Their rpgs and action games are full of particle effect overload.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I’m saying that’s bad for a splatoon ripoff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >saw the shitton of afterblur on all the sword swings in FFXVI
          >thought it was just a common thing with AAA high-fidelity that I just really don't like
          >it's actually just a Squeenix thing
          One the one hand, thank christ. On the other, games like modern Final Fantasy are the last ones that need that kind of shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God Splatoon 3 was so shit, didnt even bother fixing the problems of 1 n 2 especially the story modes

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what it's like being a gamedev for some blatant ripoff that everyone knows will die weeks after release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont care because you only need tour salary. This applies to almost any industry. Happens a lot in construction where I used to work. People really seem to think grunts and pawns are going to be as passionate in their work as the top dogs like the directors themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grunts and Pawns being passionate about their work was the industry norm until sometime around 2012 when gaming had its resurgence

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is the case for small 10-20 person studios. Hard to give a shit when you're an employee in a team of hundreds and you barely get a pat in the back for your work.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People just don't seem to understand the power of sexy kids

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no tag on R34
    What the fuck, are people this slow? Pokegirls will have a tag before the presentation showing them is even finished.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The designs in foamstars is generic as fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The designs are just generic kpop bullshit, of course no one cares about making porn for it. Not to mention even the normalfags are calling it trash, this game is DOA and will be shut down in months.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon is a switch exclusive and not everyone has a switch. There's a market for clones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think most people want to play splatoon at home. And I call it that because they outright copied various splatoon special weapons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the problem is that it's not a very good clone. no one wants to play playstation all-stars over smash bros even if they weren't given a choice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would. I wouldn’t want it to be smash but more cross over fighting games like Capcom used to do would be cool.

            If I could play as Kat vs Horizon girl that’d be pretty cash Kino

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, that's my fetish.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Splatoon 2.5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it has a whole anime series that is deliberately being made into lost media

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way not a single person has downloaded all the episodes so far, downloading from YouTube is the easiest thing ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it doesn't play like Splatoon though

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was 100% designed for porn to be made of her like overwatch characters. It’s honestly pathetic how hard they tried

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing how much more interesting it is with an inkling. Now someone needs to do the reverse

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Splachud and P5U were a joke but they are real lmaooo.

    The industry really does always follow the (N)igga.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it looks fun if it comes to PC.
    I only don’t play splatoon because it’s on the switch and despite having one I basically never picked it up.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't enjoy the games anymore
    I loved 1 but then burned myself out on 2
    I bought 3 but played maybe 2 hours and haven't touched it since

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw "people" will waifu up this whore look a like character expecting her to be their virgin tradwife

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a Fortnite Character

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is making me appreciate how visually clear Splatoon is

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't be a squid
    >Can't be a kid
    Can't see how this beats Splatoon, sorry.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is so shameless. Did they just go and say "let's make a Splatoon rip off" ?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just Belle Delphine the video game. Surprised also that nobody started to talk about the main color choice for the "foam", if you know what I mean....

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SFM when?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly hyped and like the aesthetic. Splatoon has been fun, but I don't like the hallway maps they keep pushing.

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