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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mario what would you do if you walking down the street with peach and a little green goomba scurried over and asked her for money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the goomba green?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gang affiliation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goomb street for life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            YOU PICKED THE WRONG CASTLE FOOL

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remove panel 2 and 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >removing the references to american history x

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if nintendo character made violence

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now post koopa girl

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOL

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH! WHAT IF MARIO TOOK MUSHROOMS AND GOT HIGH? WOAH! WHAT IF CHILDHOOD THING WAS LIKE ACTUALLY DARK AND SHIT?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mario violence haha mushrooms drugs

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Frick pedos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah let the pedos get away scot free by stomping the children instead of stomping the pedos
        good logic dumbfrick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol angry pedo detected.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          unironically it hurts pedos more to see the kids dead because they can no longer frick anything

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So here's the drill, Luigi. I'm your history teacher now. We will call this class... Mushroom Kingom History X

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but its an american history x reference which was the punchline

      nothing can save this piece of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Completely misses the joke. Congrats, you zoomer fricking shit, I guess.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you willingly bite the curb if you know you're gonna die?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's either die by a shot to the head or lose all your teeth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he looks a bit hispanic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          White supremacists are often gross mutts that cling to an identity they've never understood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that snaps the jaw in half as well as most teeth

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys
    wouldn't it be hilarious if there was a comic where mario took mushrooms and got high?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *psst* it’s-a-me, Shroomio

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah finally excuse to post this

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>reddit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not him but, the editor didn't recognize the importance of the american history x joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d wager he did know but cut those panels anyway since shortening webcomics is kind of a running gag in itself on Ganker.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Derek deserved praise for killing those spooks
    Prison turned him into a pussy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Millennials didn't watch it either.
    The frick are you talking about? I'm from '88 and everyone I know has seen it at least once.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Or just blame both, dumbass.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he never said he watched it as a child dipshit

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, how many of you had a smile on your face?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Millennials didn't watch it either
    wtf are you talking about. are you saying they're were too young to watch it or something? like I legit don't understand how the frick did you come up with this conclusion

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You watched it later in your life.
    So? I think I watched it with 13 or 14

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not that anon, but I watched Akira and Princess Monoke at like 10, you are vastly overestimating parental oversight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Mononoke is a childrens movie i watched it with my 6 year old niece last week.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The point was that zoomers don't watch anything from before, what? 2010? If they watch movies at all, that is.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kill Bill is totally the kind of movie you watch when you're a kid

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have always thought this was stupid. I can't think of much that sounds worse than having your jaw and teeth broken on a curb. Shoot me then frick me in the ass whilst pistol whipping me then light me on fire, still sounds more enjoyable than this shit.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're on Ganker, that alone skews your perspective.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sounds more like you just had strict parents.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's rated R therefore impossible kids to watch
    thats bullshit and you know it. did you grew up in a most religious home or something?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm in community college
    Holy shit, you must be really smart. COMMUNITY COLLEGE! I bet you're better than the City College, aren't you?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn bros imagine being a white nationalist and having goth nazi chicks wet their panties over you... too bad im a brown israelite :^(

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      99.99% of "nazi chicks" are ugly as frick anyways. and "goth" chicks now are gigawoke so therer probably 0 overlap between goth chicks and nazi chicks

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait to hear Chris Pratt deliver this line

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s so cool.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, millenials don't start at the late 80s. So there are more than enough "millenials" who were already like 15 or 16 when that movie came out, so yeah, they could have seen it in the theater.
    Then you had it on tv only a few years later where people like me have seen it and where zoomers were only just being born.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What's stopping zoomers from watching it as adults?
    Better movies they can watch instead.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, it seemed like it was building up on some kind of lesson, and then the ending just brought everything back to square one.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >unlikely
    no, it was the norm. millennials were pretty rebellious kids. i mean that is a fricking given if you grew up in the 90s given the culture but i'm assuming you're a zoomer yourself so you didn't know.

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