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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Babylon and forespoken are the only bad games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. SEshill

      Isn't Jack's game pretty good though?

      look at this screenshot and tell me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks kino
        Buying now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >SOP shills
          >meaningless buzzwords like "kino" and "soul"
          name a more iconic duo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pirating 2 times so they lose your shill money.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm buying 3 copies so nice try.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    forspoken?
    more like speakin to a voice in my head all the fricking time

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Jack's game pretty good though?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's just a slightly worse Nioh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How's the performance in pc? I want to play some cringekino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it runs like mega dogshit. I was really excited for it but it was completely unplayable on a 1060 - which admittedly is an ancient card, but it runs similar modern games fine.
        Haven't tried it since I've upgraded.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's genuinely a 7/10 game if you use the actually meaning of the score "A good game, solidly above average" as oppossed to what most people believe a 7/10 means: "this game is unplayable dogshit that should have never developed."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"this game is unplayable dogshit that should have never developed."

        that is what Forespoken feels like

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least Live A Live was good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >managed to not completely frick up a basic remaster of a game from 30 years ago
      Not exactly an accomplishment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Triangle Strategy was also good, people seems to forget all about it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I loved Octopath but TS' demo was so boring I didn't bother with the full game

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP where's Endwalker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >where's a shitty mmo that alienates mots of your consumer base by merit of being an mmo
      yeah gee, idk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry where's triangle strategy?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    damn I kinda predicted that 65 score, but I think it can go even lower

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Our time is now Octopath chads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully they fix the completely fricked story telling style of the original.
      Playing what is essentially 8 disjointed games were seven of your characters don't even exist outside of battle sucked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still sickeningly upset at how they handled 1's characters
      What were they thinking? That anyone who matters wouldn't recruit all 8?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you give me Bravely Thrid

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They`ll go bankrupt after FFXVI release for sure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they'll stay afloat no matter what thanks to XIV

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based morons allowing Square to operate infinitely because they buy fantasias to ERP with different races every week

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shovelware tier trash
    Yeah typical of squeenix

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Square has to at least sell more IPs, who would you want to buy them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Square could sell the rights to the Luminous engine. It has produced 2 stinkers (FFXV and Forespoken) and no one else wants to use it (like Nomura moving away from that crap during KH3's development)

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Best game on there is Jack's game
    Deserved and lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its a fricking remaster of an emulator game you can get for free which is bad btw because the remmaster censored things.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forgive the end of ffrk, I know it's still active in Japan, but I don't feel like jumping through the hoops to play it
    Also, I do look forward to the pixel remaster switch port and octopath 2

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people should have bought NEO: TWEWY. If only SE informed people of its existence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish TWEWY NEO had Forspoken's marketing investment and vice versa. I legit think it would've helped both games out. I actually liked the core gameplay of forspoken, though it has severe flaws that hamper it from being truly fantastic. But it feels like the hype and marketing just killed whatever schizo dev cycle this game had. Shit sucks man

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Various Daylife always cracks me up. Who thought that was a good name lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hmm what should we name this
      >well the game is kinda a day in the life ya know?
      >you can also do various things in it
      >wait a sec i think i have an idea

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NFTs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that ugly homosexual.
      Out of touch as frick and he knows it but doesn't care.
      Your typical moronic CEO.
      The kind that ends the company's lifeline because he was too fricking stupid to pay attention to anything outside of his own delusions and bullshit.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I haven't bought a Square Enix games since FFX on the PS2.

    Have some standards, Ganker. The only reasons they keep making this slop is because you buy it. I only play their good shit, which came out mostly on the SNES.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His PC levels are high

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Front Mission was fun so frick you op

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god i hope ffxvi flops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dont. It could be very kino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual post

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What have we learned here today class?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't post in barry threads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      critics are fricking braindead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      critics dont matter only users and sometimes because othertimes they are bots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make a good game you get good ratings? I hope your not implying it's related to Nintendo when 2/3 of those are on PC.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That you can still make good games on smaller budgets.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jack's game was my goty last year, I just wish it was on PC for real so I could have played with friends

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    on one hand I like that they're releasing a lot of stuff, but on the other the results speak for themselves with them releasing mostly turds, they really need better management for these projects, if they play their cards right they could be on to a golden age of releases

    I feel like this is something AAA studios should ideally do, break up into smaller teams and release more manageable projects spearheaded by a competent and talented director that has a clear vision and passion for what they're working on, just imagine a huge AAA studio splitting up and putting out multiple bangers in the vein of hi fi rush over the course of a single year, way better than spending 10 years with 3000 employees on bloated garbage like realistic horse ball shrinkage on the winter

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is in charge of the decisions needs to just get the frick out buy Japs have the worst fricking seniority issues out of anyone else.
    Seriously, the Japanese Boomer is a truly pathetic creature. Not even their fricking grandchildren want anything to do with them.
    How many old japs die alone is palpable.
    They deserve it, though.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Forspoken was suppose to be the next Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. It was apparently the CEO's personal pet project.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was letting western writers scribble all over it part of his passion project too?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how did that happen anyways? I remember seeing an image posted here seemingly earlier in development with a completely different main character

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heh. They spend 5+ years with a staff of 200 or so people working on it. Plus all the advertising they did on it. It was a complete failure.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did Chrono Cross ever get patched?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Add LEFT ALIVE to that list

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and Avengers, and Balan Wonderworld, and Outriders

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be nice

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dont worry, dq3hd, a few months of that saga gacha income and xiv subs will make up for all of it

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