>stadia's final day. >not one single thread

>stadia's final day
>not one single thread
It's over.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It never started

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    's final day
    Is it? At least the gamepads can be used on pc after it goes offline? I can't imagine the pain of buying that and having a brick in the shape of a gamepad after Stadia died.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, it goes offline tomorrow.
      You can use the controller as a normal controller on pc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's something at least.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got a couple Stadia kits last Christmas when they were sold at a massive discount (one for myself and one for my brother), like $24 bucks a pop. I had no intention of trying the service; I just wanted the controller for my collection and my brother wanted the Chromecasts, so I'm at least interested now that I have a wireless way to try it without playing streaming games. As a bonus, I got my full refund for them right before this past Christmas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it good? I have a zeebo and steam controller solely because they were cheap since no one wanted them, and i could use a wireless one with a real d-pad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stadia controller is second most comfortable after the 360 controller imo. I'm not usually a fan of symmetrical sticks but the overall form factor is just right.
          Diagonals were hard to press for me using the stock d-pad but I stuck one of those stick-on circle pad things made for the DS4 d-pad and it's been great (though I had to cut a bit off to stop the analog stick hitting it).
          Like a stiffer, clickier version of a Saturn d-pad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Like a stiffer, clickier version of a Saturn d-pad

            you need to try xbox series controller.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they'll realize 2 days from now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      axolotol EAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a stupid creature! Idiotic animal! Unreliable beast!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon, I came here for a laugh, not a moeblob-induced guilt trip
    don't do this to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you asked for this

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            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't tell me I just shed a tear for a moe anthropomorphism of a terrible idea by an evil company
              Turning something into an anime girl is powerful propaganda

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No one cared who I was until I turned into an anime girl!
                Explains so much about today's day and age.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember, hypernormal stimuli exist, and they can and are easily produced by those who are smart enough to craft them and duplicitous enough to consider them. Despite our better efforts, we can never be completely immune to propaganda.

              • 2 weeks ago
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            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Come on, man

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice try google but my hard is of pure cold stone and this wont work on me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wheres the next page you animal!?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably out tomorrow. It has been one daily, though it skipped yesterday.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just came to the realisation Stadia is speaking "S...Switch" because its lagging behind
          KEK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And Wack-A-Mole was too fast for her too

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        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is exactly what I thought the joke would be when I read that first strip.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good riddance. Too bad game pass is going to carry on the flame.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really? For some reason I thought it already died.
    RIP I guess.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stadia-chan and Ouya-chan are the only good things from either

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only game worth playing (Wave Break) is on Steam, anyways

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    images like these have gotten to me before but this one just doesn't tug my heartstrings at all given the product was total dogshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the internet explorer images got me to use it as my default browser for 9 months.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get FUCKED WHORE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too words

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to gloat on various dead Stadia fanboy channels that I told them so, because I did. I did tell them so. Heh.

    Maybe the next company after OnLive and Google can figure out how to break the laws of physics including the speed of light, causality and thermodynamics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having a giant like Google fail at it will hopefully likely dissuade any serious attempts at a streaming-only game platform for a while.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and the whole impossibility thing.
        >actually I enjoy having my graphics card and cpu at least tens of miles away from my keyboard and mouse or controller

        Stadia probably would have been a moderate success if they didn't have the fucking nerve to charge on a per game basis on top of having a sub fee.

        Yeah anon it was the business model, sure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft is definitely working towards it, but they're also taking the "not fucking retarded" approach of having it not actually being "steaming-only"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. That's why Nvidia/Xbox/Playstation's streaming services aren't failures - they're secondary supplementary services that exist in ADDITION to traditional gaming platforms (for now lol). They're not fully separate competitors meant to be a SUBSTITUTE for traditional platforms.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nvidia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stadia probably would have been a moderate success if they didn't have the fucking nerve to charge on a per game basis on top of having a sub fee.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, it's a lucky break that Google decided to approach building a gaming platform with an absurd level of clueless hubris and greed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You got to wonder if the set decorator was making a joke or if this was a genuine mistake

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course he was anon. He probably pitched it as a joke and the clueless execs bought it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No F in the chat from me.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should make a comic of her committing the rope neck.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    believe me, its not you stadia-chan, it's your parents fault.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would there be one? Google can’t do anything right so it was doomed to fail. Maybe if they gave everyone google fiber then it may have lived

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate Merryweather and shit humor so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like some of his comics, but I don't like him.

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    Anonymous

    >he was there when PS3 was shitting the bed, he left and PS3 become good
    >he was there when Xbone was shitting the bed, he left and Xbone become kind of alright
    >he was there when Stadia was shit
    And he never left, so Stadia is now dead.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making a gijinka/console-tan of a failure of a console will not make me give a shit about it.
    Stadia was a piece of shit and deserved to die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stadia was a piece of shit
      the console didnt make itsself, so dont blame it for failing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can and will autismo.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever find out why slop doesn't work on gamers? Any greedy CEO can put out a new film studio or record lable and get a return on their investment, but every single time they try with video games, it flops. Every single time without fail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am more surprised at Amazon than Google. Both of them have infinite money to burn. Google burned it on cloud gaming. Sure, most people knew from the get go that since they can't eliminate delay, it was gonna fail and it did. Amazon on the other hand is tried to develop games regular way. Normal PC games, yet look at this. Really weird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amazon are also burning it on cloud gaming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly forgot about that. Amazon at least gives me games that I can add on my GOG account or EA's shit service, meaning they are there to keep for me. As long as they continue that, they are not offending me with their attempts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These fucking CEOs, they see all the money Nintendo and Sony and MS makes and are like "hey gimme summadat", get BTFO and pull out right away, probably firing all the sycophants in the process. No balls. Microshit was in the red for years and they kept going.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's cool how Sony's red years line up with the PS1, PS2 and PS3 release years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm disappointed that this cuts off right before the Wii U era.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, Nintendo was making more money than Sony on the early 2000s?
          Wtf, why every single gaming magazine was pushing the Nintendo is going to be dead narrative? Because of the supposed Microsoft buy out?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They've been doomed since 1889, or so they say

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            From N64 to Gamecube, their home consoles did not sell well. They either break even or made profit overall through software/peripheral sales etc. Their big money puller was the handhelds. Overall this doesn't spell doom to a company but purely hardware sales point their competitor was pulling 80 or 100 million numbers while they were around 20 somethings. Pretty easy to say this is a failure looking purely at these numbers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nintendo has only sold hardware at a loss with the wii u and 3ds, while it's standard for sony and microsoft to sell their consoles at a loss for a while before they bring manufacturing costs down.
            not to mention nintendo's handheld division was still massively profitable during the time the n64 and gamecube were selling disappointing numbers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they don't understand you're required to put effort into designing your system so that it stands out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Genshin Impact
      >Fifa / Madden / NBA 2k
      >CoD
      >Slop doesn't work on gamers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Streaming companies can just pre-load a show or movie quickly while you are watching it and there won't be any delay because it's 1 sided communication between the server and the streaming service. however with Stadia this went both ways and since the game had too always update there would be delays for any person who doesn't have nasa internet. now the thing is that if you play on a console the game is already on the console so there is no delay there and if you are on pc then you'd download the game so once again there would be no delay. this means that Stadia was essentially trying too give poeple a shittier experience that costs more.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry OP, but console wars are "cringe" and "harmful to Ganker's ad revenue" according to you newfags.

    Now, at least for me, to see this fucking worthless piece of literal fucking garbage crumble into dust brings a smile to my face. The soil is fertilized and the reign of quality vidya is extended by another decade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't a massive amount of tears over Stadia dying on Twitter, but what IS there is pure fucking delusional GOLD. The level of denial would almost be frustrating to me if Stadia wasn't explicitly dying tomorrow. A lot of them are still talking exactly like stiff marketing shills, to the bitter end.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm surprised it took this long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stadia was probably just given so much runway well in advance and Google figured out at some point a while ago that it wasn't worth putting in anymore money. While Stadia was a flop, it probably wasn't the kind that was actively burning money that wasn't already set aside for the division.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://stadia.google.com/controller/
    who else unlocking their free BT controller?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they allowed unlocking? Good on Google.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >allow
        you realize it's not a one click button from their side to enable the function right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >latency doubled
      lame. Polling rate was 250hz before.
      Lucky I got two Stadia controllers, I'll keep one stock.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        somebody will prob figure out a way to up that in days

        controller latency at 125 vs 250hz isn't really important though. maybe for like, the best cod controller players who exist. lol.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd jizz on her grave.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post more funny images

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone have the edit with Steam looking over his shoulder nervously as Tim Sweeney tells him "your games are mine"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the real edit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      About to be boned

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She should canonically get murdered and the other tans are at her funeral.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guro artist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe artist guro is super fucking lame, like something i would draw to shock my catholic teachers

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this actually made me feel sad lol

    goodobyeu stadia-tan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are not immune to propaganda

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the guy who does necrophilia art?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boohooo look at this sad anime!
    Google is the most soulless entity in existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stadia-tan still represents work that real people put in, and cared about

      even when that work comes from soulless entities, what the individual people put in always still means something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stadia-tan still represents work that real people put in, and cared about
        still soulless and if those people cared they can put that effort someplace else

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are missing the point.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >happy that stadia died because the controllers are supposedly great and should be cheap to get a hold of now
    >retailers already got rid of their stadia inventory
    >no controllers on auction sites because nobody bought the fucking things
    well shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should be on the look out for those things. When no one wanted a Vita TV there were bundles with a Lego game I think, a memory card, a DS3 and a Vita TV that were cheaper than buying a DS3 alone. You could sell the memory card and the game to gain net profit. There was also PS Classics going for very cheap. You can mod those and I hear they are pricey now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, you should go to estate sales and be on the look out for valuable tools

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean if you have the money, sure, do that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the reason you do it is it's relatively cheap. buying electronic shit to resell is a lot more expensive

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was more like trying to say be on the look out for these unwanted vidya stuff. They fail commercially and can be obtained for cheap due to that and can be modded/improved with community efforts, becoming useful. After a while its second had prices soar but I don't sell stuff so it's unrelated to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stadia already can't be obtained for cheap though. that was the first thing said and you disputed it. look online. there were hardly any of them in circulation because it launched as a failure and google knew that

                people read the internet these days and know the controller can be reused. it's $40 everywhere

                for that price might as well just get xbox series

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If so I stand corrected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I was looking around to see if I could snag one for cheap. Maybe Google will sell them as standalone controllers.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stadia is dead
    aaHAHAHAHAHAHA

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry stadia, but the idea of paying full price+subscription tip to play games I dont on a PC I dont own and have to stream bringing in lag and artifacts nd other bullshit I dont need to deal with really killed all desire I had to support you.
    Ah well, it was a fun throwback to the Ouya hype while it lasted. Made for good bait too

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit for real
    i remember buying the starter kit for like 5 bucks and i never even fucking used it
    i fucking regret opening that box tho now i only have that controller

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://stadia.google.com/controller/

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pitch an idea because its the only way to gain rank in Google
    >Doesnt matter if it works or not
    >Get promoted
    Damn...wish it was that easy everywhere

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HAHA STREAMING FROM OUR SERVERS WITH UNBEARABLE INPUT LAG IS THE FUTURE YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HA-
    >*flops*
    Stadia's failure saved us from a nightmare.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was going to fail no matter what, but if Google didn't go full retard with the pricing structure then I suspect the blowback wouldn't have been big enough to de-incentivize other companies from throwing their hats in the ring.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good riddance! Weeeeeeeeee!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anthropomorphizing things is a slippery slope
    companies don't care about you or being your friend, they care about making money out of you

    an object doesn't feel bad that go re not using it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel bad for Google or Stadia, they can both rot in hell. I just literally feel more sorry for a fictional and unofficial personification of the platform.

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