Stardew Valley

Stardew 1.6 thread

Did everyone else start a new farm? Currently in fall, and I wish I had gotten the fish smoker earlier, like spring early.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've just reached winter, how comes grass still grows in Meadow Farm in winter? Do trees continue to grow too?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bug or maybe intented. And no, trees don't grow in winter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grass should stay from last season but not grow now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grass sticks around, but won't spread.

        Ah yeah I remember Margo have this realistic option, deleting all grass in winter. That mod doesn't seem like it'll get an update anytime soon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah yeah I remember Margo have this realistic option, deleting all grass in winter. That mod doesn't seem like it'll get an update anytime soon.
          It was doomed the moment the dev threw a hissy fit and left nexus.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're in github or whatever. No updated for 1.6 tho. Prob because the changed a lot of content their mod used to change. If they'll update again or not who knows.
            >threw a hissy fit
            About what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grass sticks around, but won't spread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hell are people complaining about? This farm has tons of farm space. People were saying this wasn't enough??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The river is nice but the random shotgun blast of ponds on the bottom half makes building anything there a pain in the dick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that bad unless you're a mega autist who filled every square of farmable space on default

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you think we are?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every farm has pros and cons and so people will pick one and remove the cons, but keep the pros. Funny playerbase sometimes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        About to go into Fall and I'm rearranging the farm, just moved the Coop and Barn around and I'm gonna see if I can use the Coop's old area as a more convenient crop patch
        I wish I didn't blow so much money on the book upgrades, they're definitely valuable but buying them when you need the money for your first year development and infrastructure feels like a noob trap. Feel like it's best to wait until Fall.

        By the numbers it probably has more farmland than most of the gimmick farms, and you have a lot of freedom in where to put buildings, but most of the farmland is pretty far from the farmhouse and you're competing with your own animals, since grass only grows on farmland.
        It's not super restrictive but if you want to plant more than the ~200 crops you can fit outside your house it's inconvenient.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've just reached winter, how comes grass still grows in Meadow Farm in winter? Do trees continue to grow too?

          how do you guys make these screenshots of the entire farm? The last time I played was before they added that junimo hut so it's been a while

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Options menu

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It had roughly 2k tilable plots, but the two places that arent the big place are about 400. So if youre planning on using most of the big place for ranching, which I guess is the intention cause bluegrass only works on tillable land, you actually dont have much. All the other gimick farms have about 1.5k total.
          Standard has 3k

          [...]
          how do you guys make these screenshots of the entire farm? The last time I played was before they added that junimo hut so it's been a while

          Options menu at the bottom click up to 100% or your screenshot will be fuzzy. It takes the whole screen that youre on

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but most of the farmland is pretty far from the farmhouse
          just move the farmhouse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kinda glad
        it means that I can plant trees and place ponds instead without wasting arable land

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how you look at it this way

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why funny

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because you cant impose your own limitations you dont feel like you lose farming area if the game imposes it on you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and that's funny how

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you have autism.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See the conversation loop.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The disconnect is humorous.

                explain to me how the frick is that funny?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It insists upon itself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Esl to boot

                Even funnier

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The disconnect is humorous.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I look at it the same way. It feels bad using tillable tiles for things other than grass or crops. I still do it, but I prefer putting buildings and stuff on non-tillable tiles. I already liked this about the forest farm (although I mostly like it for the cozy border), but the specific placement of the tillable and non-tillable tiles is kind of inconvenient for coops and barns because you want the tillable tiles just below the non-tillable ones since buildings open down. The meadowlands farm is a lot better about that and it even has decent water placement for ducks.
            I think ape designed it specifically to satisfy this kind of autism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i dont get it, just the small area in front of my farm house has been more than enough to break 1 million at the end of my first year.
        you just have to diversify your profits with mushrooms and farm animals, the coins just won't stop coming in
        this is what my current farm is like on year 2, already have enough points to make granpda bust a fricking nut and i barely had to work for it. the new update is amazing and the new farm is easily in the top 4 along with beach, wilderness and default

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unfenced animals
          What? Won't they escape?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they move like 3 feet from the door then find their way back in every night
            i honestly have no idea why people use fences other than to keep grass contained or "they look pretty"
            chickens and other farm animals go back into their coops/barn every night too, and you get bonus friendship with them if you close the door after they all enter to go to sleep.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that's the upside of having forest magic

              >drinking a mushroom potion from some stranger in the woods

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone should plant trees or some shit so that the thumbnail looks like it spells "___!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grass was changed so it stay in the winter but it doesn't grow
      Dunno aboug trees, theyre probably the same unless you use fertilizer

      How are y'all doin bros?
      >about to enter spring
      >got 40 strawbs in the ground, sponked
      >those spots are gonna be corn come summer
      >4 chimkens (Clarke, Maddie, Octavia, and Raven)
      >about to get 2 (maybe 4) cows
      >about to get the steel axe so I can enter secret woods all summer for ferns
      >danced with Haley, gonna marry her(and her sister)
      >long term, gonna go full on ranchmaxxing with 4 barns and 3 coops
      >minimal crops. Probably only gonna use the areas at the start and leave the big swath as an open feild bluegrass ranch. Should look kino
      >Ganker as frick look at my frickin drip bros
      I actually restarted this run already twice cause I wasn't a fan of how things were going, but it all feels good now
      I actually cheated and edited my save file to get specific remixed bundles. I really wish I could choose which ones. Maybe there's a mod that lets you, but I couldn't find one. They all just either made them harder or made it so you have to complete all of them. I wanted bundles specifically that are for ranching, but the game didn't give me the fodder, animal, chef, etc. Bundles, so I edited them in. Idec if it's "cheating". I've done the cc year one "legit" on both normal and remixed already. I'll consider this one a "curated" bundle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      final week of first winter
      have 7 sheep in my barn
      will sell extra cows for more sheep when I stop buying stupid shit like books

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does your femfarmer have a beard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's jesus in a robe, okay???

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon are you pretending? it's a dress lmao please don't be serious, you're only going to fuel the "stardew is full of trannies" trope.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's the best I can do for a robe okay???

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah most people started a new farm. I did in a custom farm tho. The blue grass was bugging some mods.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would I start a new farm you dumb butthole?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what does this green rain do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's acid rain from Joja's pollution. Kills 90% of your crops unless you prepped the night before.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >prepped the night before.
        how exactly? building something?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is joking, the green rain causes a lot of plantlife to grow. Chop down the oversized ferns to get a lot of fiddlehead ferns, use your weapon/scythe on the random shrubs for a lot of moss and fiber.

          All of the plantlife that grows from the green rain disappears the next day, so don't worry about it messing up your farm. Jst make sure you have your axe and your weapon/scythe ready

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spawn moss a lot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It spawns Ligma.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's ligma

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry I actually misspelled "moss", my bad.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen a few opinions in these threads on SVE and Ridgeside but never heard anything about East Scarp. How is it? Considering running it and SVE for my first modded playthrough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smaller and half empty unless you add other character mods. You'll find "mah representation" characters in it too. No sure about anything gay tho. I don't think so, at least no with ES alone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's empty because you're supposed to download individual npc add-ons to fill it up. And nearly every single one of them is pozzed garbage exactly as you'd expect out of the community. Literally the only single one worth downloading is Lavril, not only because she's a e-girl (but it sure helps) but also because she's extremely well done.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They added the lighthouse grandma in the main mod. But I guess that's fine. Nothing unusual in her character as far as I know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SVE is nice but don't get the one Whatevername Fields addon they recommend with it, it's just a gigantic empty space for you to use that NPCs dont ever go in and you have not only a much larger farm with Grandpa's Farm addon but a gigantic forest below it AND a lot to the east of Cliff's that you can clear out, it's excessive. Make sure you get the unpozzed version too, the default SVE has a nonbinary kid show up in the second year and a gay couple in the third.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you get the unpozzed? 99% sure I used it last time (a year ago when I last played) but I'm betting it isn't on nexus, is it? Has unpozzed been updated?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Samegay here. It's in the rentry but not updated.
          >inb4 never updated/no alternative
          Grim.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice greenhouse
          I like your lil' path and bench area 🙂

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The unpozzed version is on basedmods

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot about that site. But it looks outdated there too. I'll save the link anyway.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Where do you get the unpozzed?
          Unfinished and outdated. The mod is just to big it could have been a game of its own

          Seen a few opinions in these threads on SVE and Ridgeside but never heard anything about East Scarp. How is it? Considering running it and SVE for my first modded playthrough.

          >never heard anything about East Scarp. How is it?
          Cool place design. Sauna and food from very early game.
          Weird unfinished story but lot of space. Theres a shortcut on quarry. I never understood the evil goats thing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't the unpozzed version just just a tiny mod that makes fixes and that's all? Surely it wasn't the entirety of SVE copied and then made changes, that'd be absolutely stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am okay with the gay couple but the nonbinary kid is a big yikes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't even interact with the gay couple unless you actively try to talk the negress and even then they don't exist beside being silhouettes with some dialogue. Meanwhile, Morgan actually hangs around the wizard and sometimes with Jas.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robin divorce is so close to reality it's unreal. She regrets burning this specific coal so hard.

    I feel like pursuing Maru just to slowly alienate Demetrius out of his family, just to cheat on Maru with Haley.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putting two half breed kids into Maru's belly is the best

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NTRgays get the rope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      NTRannies are a blight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      NTRannies are a blight

      I like netori but the idea of cucking any of the people in SV is sad. Except clint because he is a massive chuddy incel loser.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      NTRannies are a blight

      QRD?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not yet. Waiting for Earthy Recolour to get updated. Vanilla makes my eyes bleed.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first time playing this after finally listening to the shills (i also wasn't that much into these farming slice of life games) . the game is so beautiful. this game can fix my coomer games fever bros.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did he quit after throwing that absolute meltdown over Jax or get banned?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was just gonna marry Haley again but I accidently fell in love with her goofball sister...

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started a Hilltop farm for the first time. In Fall Y1 now, just got my cows producing milk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hilltop is my favorite farm. putting buildings in the nooks and crannies of the cliff feels great.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys play with Automate or not? I like using it because playing inventory tetris while reloading my machines for half a day is boring and annoying, but it feels like cheating being able to just frick off and come back to a crab bucket/bait setup with a gorillion shrimp in it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont use mods

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I've tried similar in co-op games (e.g. terraria) and it's far, far too cheaty for me. I know for sure it will suck the fun out of stardew for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. I'm an educated cityboy here to teach these hicks how to farm. Of course I'm gonna build machines to do shit for me so I can focus on having sex with every woman in town.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%'d the game without any mods already
      automate removes so much bullshit from my fresh save and makes the game more enjoyable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do
      its annoying otherwise

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rather looking forward to giving it another go. I played it around release. I wanted to go back to try out some mods but decided to wait for this update (that took a fricking while). So far I have that Stardew Valley Expanded mod, Ridgeside and East Scarp or whatever lined up. Any thoughts/suggestions? NOT that one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you aware that those mods are for troons?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The modding community is pretty cancerous and it shows up in those mods, a few gays and "non binary" characters

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you stick to smaller fixes and additions, rather than full-blown "expansions."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SVE doesn't have any troony shit, but Ridgeside does. I literally saw a scene where a troony from there was talking to Vincent about how he might be a girl, but he shouldn't tell his parents. Not even joking. And unlike most other scenes, there's not even an option to be negative or ridiculous in your responses, you can only be supportive of Vincent's transition. Once again, I'm not even joking. I like SVE but I'll never touch Ridgeside again.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is correct. IIRC the worst shit in SVE is Morgan being "non-binary" when they're clearly a boy. And I think some random side character has two fathers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they're clearly a boy.
            You mean he is.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but the "unpozzed" mod makes them into a girl due to typical Gankerermin groomers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when they're clearly a boy.
            >they're

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >starts a game of gotcha
              >immediately loses

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What exactly is the issue here?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what is the issue from a troony from another town having secret meetings with a little boy trying to convince him to transition and telling him not to tell his parents
            it almost seemed like a fricking chud parody in how ridiculous it was, but it's not.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it almost seemed like a fricking chud parody
              trannies always lack self awareness kek, whoever updates the unpozzed version of it should remove the whole thing entirely or be able to call out that disgusting troony grommer

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what does the wierd green rain do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moss and ferns everywhere.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autism?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is ?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How can a man just chop his penis off and become a woman? It's unnatural... Hmmph. I guess I'm just "transphobic chud"...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get him to say that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably having gay sex with Alex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to play as George

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this from mod or base 1.6 update?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stardew valley is a spyware, it flags gay porn on your computer and homosexual users

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game fell off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one talks about it moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they're obviously too busy actually playing it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does that matter?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they're obviously too busy actually playing it

            Optics

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The multiple daily threads don't count as discussion??

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You got btfo'd moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the oldest tool in the shed anon
            >thread dies
            >say it died
            >people rally to prove him wrong

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does gog or steam have the most stardew players?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is there still no gender or pronoun selection in this game? even after so many updates you can still only choose between 2 sexes wtf

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I frick up by making a forest farm?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the forest farm is nice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's aesthetic and useful. You'll have a bit more hardwood if you keep on top of the stumps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, the stump area nets you horse very early and you can move your buildings there too when cleared

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes that's the most reddit farm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that's Four Corners

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like natural borders okay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's existence is unnatural

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No
      It looks pretty and the bonus hardwood is very useful
      Hilltop and forest are my favorites, but I'm coming around to meadow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you're good. Hilltop is the only r*ddit farm choice.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything I don't like is reddit
        Reddit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fix the Wilderness farm

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the new farm and it suits my playstyle, i don't like farming at all, i like raising animals and catch fish all day, summer is almost over and i unlock bus, my main goal right is to complete community center and breed penny asap

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm mad that you can't marry caroline

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mobile phone have an unofficial vers now. But I don't think that's enough to fix Jas Mod. I wonder if JasAnon can tell us how things goes.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new player here

    my entire farm is filled with trees, shrubs, and rocks. should i clear this out before anything? or do you guys just clear enough room for farming and kinda work your way around it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clear an area to plant a manageable amount of crops. You can use spare energy at night to get rid of a few trees and rocks but as you upgrade your tools it also becomes quicker to clear it all so you save energy.

      I generally cut down all my trees so others can grow in their place, only sometimes planting seeds. You need lots of wood for upgrades. Your stones will come from the mines.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Build a silo before you cut down most of the grass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want to clear out the area around your house so you have some space to work with and plant your first crops, and you want to find or make a more or less clear path to the north and south exits of the farm. Cut some trees down so you have enough wood for a chest to manage your inventory.
      You can work on clearing the rest later, it's a good use of your extra time and energy at the end of a day if you're not sure what else to do.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you.

        Love you.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First week in summer and I'm trying the SVE one since it alledgedly has some extra content. Funny enough it has even less total farmland than the new meadows one despite having a similar layout

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get to expand it later on. And the shed is large (which has quests associated with it). It's by far my favourite farm, BTFO everything else by a mile.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play 1.6 and start a new farm
    >don't want to go through the first 5 hours of brainless fishing
    is there any mod that somehow helps with that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5 hours of brainless fishing?
      What? And yes there are mods to remove the mini game.
      Get thr mod that makes fish visible in the water too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit I had no idea the skip minigame thing existed. Definitely getting that, thanks anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy cheating

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've already finished for dozens of hours across multiple playthroughs, I think I have enough creit to skip this shitty minigame now

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can also edit the text file to just give you the money would would have spent from fishing. Cut out the middleman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh I feel like that would break the immersion of farmwork.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why not, you're already skipping the effort from fishing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I want the dynamic of fishing, looking at the fish I caught, having it in my inventory, and then manually selling it. I don't want fishing to be a skin that spawns money instantly.

                Also I don't think the minigame is necessary for the illusion since most games with fishing don't have that anyway.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But you didn't catch it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can live with that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then there is no immersion there

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guys are somehow even more autistic than me. Too bad you don't have the same presentation when trolling but keep trying

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Low effort

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It takes effort to turn on your pass each time. Stop it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It takes effort to turn on your pass each time
                >he doesn't know
                Oh newbie, there are great wonders ahead of you if you know how to use Gankerx

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using a computer for Ganker shitposting
                Lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >being proud of phoneposting

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using a 1000w PC to shitpost
                The majority use phones. We won.
                You lost.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You realize the PC does not run at 1000w when just using the browser?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you want people to know you have a pass anyway? It just allows more to filter you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's free (you)s. Case in point.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But what does that get you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                (You)s

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The joy of it is gone with the IP removal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't have Catfish for the same effort it took to get a Chub. It's there for a reason. It's fine to cheat tho

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said I've fished for dozens and dozens of hours and can catch all fish effortlessly, it's not a challenge for me, just a waste of time. My conscious will rest easy knowing I don't have to do this shit again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't have Catfish for the same effort it took to get a Chub. It's there for a reason. It's fine to cheat tho

                Holy shit both of you shut the frick up
                It's a singleplayer game who cares if/how you cheat

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said cheating was bad moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, eeeeexcept what I am doing is not really cheating.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This update has added more shit than ever to make fishing braindead easy and people still want to cheat?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the Yet Another Fishing Mod, it's updated and you can mod fishing to whatever lever you want, from autofishing to even harder fishing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but I like the brainless fishing

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not yet. Editing some NPC sprites first.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make a mod so fricking bad but I’m too moronic for coding and can’t make art

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a game like Stardew but it's set in the early 1800s American South so you can have slaves.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen such a staunch antimodding position from a fanbase like this one

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm arrying Abigail instead of Haley this time and there is nothing you can do about it.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to start adding white Maru and Demetrius to the new seasonal packs. Do you want me to start with Diverse Seasonal, or Slightly Cuter?

    https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/17059

    https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5450

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always and only used the 'slightly cuter' ones. Funny you ask this as I have been right now looking over my pre-1.6 mod list and can't find the fish mod I was using.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still only has only 1 outfits per season
        Pretty sad that the best seasonal outfits mod is still the freaking pozzed diversity mod just because it uses the old code from the seasonal outfits mod and just so happen to have a vanilla version.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      defo start with slightly cuter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly cuter my guy
      Also thanks for all your hard work
      Are you aware how the slighly cuter dev plans on going forward? Basically there's gonna be sprites for each npc for each season AND for each festival. Currently with your old sprites injected in the mod, the two of them break on festivals. Keep that in mind as you go forward, maybe you'll have an easier time fixing all of Maru first, as she already has her new festival outfits made

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever.
      Lefties will report you if you turn maru or the other Black person white, like in the past.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not uploading it to nexus, so they can kiss my ass.

        Slightly cuter my guy
        Also thanks for all your hard work
        Are you aware how the slighly cuter dev plans on going forward? Basically there's gonna be sprites for each npc for each season AND for each festival. Currently with your old sprites injected in the mod, the two of them break on festivals. Keep that in mind as you go forward, maybe you'll have an easier time fixing all of Maru first, as she already has her new festival outfits made

        I'll keep it in mind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not uploading it to nexus, so they can kiss my ass.
          Based, frick nexus.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start of the second year and I've mostly figured out how I want things laid out.
    Three more coops and one more barn then I can focus on upgrading and populating them all.
    Eventually I'm planning on moving the main farming away from the house and over to the patch of grass on the upper right of the large pond.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King of paths coming through

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which farm is that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beach

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will jas mod ever be updated?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mobile phone have an unofficial vers now. But I don't think that's enough to fix Jas Mod. I wonder if JasAnon can tell us how things goes.

      Waiting on NPCA and some others. Working on it as usual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, it's looking very good. She'll have seasonal clothes right? Only normal and winter? Or each season?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every season. I've had winter for a long time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YES
        YES
        YES

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is she so cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice good to hear

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing work as always. Thank you very much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a romance mod?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember where you are and the answer becomes obvious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does the Jas mod work on android? And in general can I port my steam save to android?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Does the Jas mod work on android?
          Sort of, the main mod should but dependencies like npc adventures doesn't support android. You'd basically be like how 1.6 is now, gimped. No clue about steam save. If you want to play modded stardew on the go the deck or something like that is the best bet for full experience.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does 1.6 makes game worth downloading again?

    last time i played Stardew was 2 years ago and got bored after grinding for ~100 hours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just adds some more shit. Nothing extremely game changing. I guess the books kind of.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well, that sucks, i'd gladly hop in again if there was some huge content addition or even paid DLC released

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone been able to beat New Game ++ in Journey of the Prairie King? It's fricking hard, but it seems like something will happen once you do, because you get a yellow mark beside the screen with each completed level, and it looks like it would be full after 3 runs.

    Once you've bought all the other upgrades, the shopkeepers sells lives, stars, and a gun that cost 99 coins. I almost got it, at 86 coins, but I ran out of lives and hard to restart and haven't gotten that close again. I wonder what it does.

    btw, does luck affect drops in Prairie King?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUUUCK almost did it

      tried to record it, but it didn't work. have this screenshot instead. Died on the next level with 102 coins, and didn't get to buy the final weapon.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO NOT THE NON BINARINO troonyRINA!!!
    don't care, give me more contentslop

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anons give me a link for the major changes in the new patch? Preferably with spoilers, wanna see if it's worth a new playthrough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Books
      https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Mastery_Cave
      this is the best part of the update

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the patch notes?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the longevity mod to get updated
    this game is WAY too easy and longevity makes it harder to just make infinite money

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally an animal centric farm
    >edible grass still doens't grow on grass tiles
    I just want my animals to graze on a prairie looking thing instead of dirt

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >become a rancher
    Fricks Marnie.

    >become a fisher
    Fricks Willy.

    >become a miner
    Fricks Clint.

    >becomes a farmer
    Fricks Andy.

    >becomes a brewer/wine producer
    Fricks Sophia.

    The only moral option is to cut down trees and forage all day. But that fricks Linus...why is capitalism like this??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clearly the solution is to do everything at once and frick everyone equally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >foraging
      Wouldn't that be Andy you'd be fricking then, with Susan as the farmer option?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mining fricks Clint
      Oh please, like that pussy ever goes down there. Only reason he's even in business is because he has a monopoly on toolsmithing

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need Haley+Emily or Abigail+Caroline romance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AIslop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pleb, that's amora sensei.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zamn, Elsa looks like that??

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starting new again. Do you guys recommend vanilla if it's been years since I've last played? Or maybe any QoL mods?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start off vanilla and add a few mods if you feel like it.
      Right now I just have UI info suite, thinking of adding automatic gates.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Married early fall, not bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you guys see in that dumb bimbo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's easy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that a quality worth marrying for?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is the only good looking girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the prettiest and once you get to know her she ends up being nice too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's the only one that doesn't instantly suck your dick and learns to be more kind to you once you get more hearts with her, also she's the best looking girl along with Abigail.
        she becoming your personal bimbo tradwife at the farm is a plus.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Abi-whale best looking girl along with Haley
          that is some infuriatingly bad taste you've got there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No proof at all in the game that she is a bimbo/prostitute.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she is dumb
          >she is blonde
          >she cares about her looks too much
          that's a bimbo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the life of me I've never understood why people shop down every single tree especially when they're not making use of that part of the farm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need wood

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I needed wood and replanted them since I will need more wood.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH god. I thought Robin was being hanged, but she's just building something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been looking for a few minutes and I don't even see Robin, where the frick is she? I need a bigger monitor resolution this is like trying to find a needle in a haystack on my monitor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          next to the greenhouse.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Next to the greenhouse

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The silo footing next to the greenhouse kinda looks like a gallow

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's building the gallows that will be used to hang demetrius

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haleychad
      My man

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He must be mine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly portrait mod, but yes I must marry him to save him from Joja, then side with Joja, then divorce him so he must go back to Joja to fully suffer some more.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real female behaviour

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are book effects permanent and stackable?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. no (not the same book) but works with the same buff from other sources (e.g. speed + coffee)

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it was already mentioned itt, the non-binary kid and the gay couple

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ye I saw it thanks

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earlyish spring, year 2 on the ranching farm. Got a full deluxe barn and coop, and only just got the greenhouse repaired, which I'm gonna fill with coffee and strawbs (and my single ancient fruit). Not massively expanded the farming yet, but I'm just about done with the comm center. Just need the pufferfish, which I'm really annoyed I missed, and a couple of bits for the bulletin board. I opted to marry Penny this time rather than my usual beeline for Abigail.

    Been really enjoying the rancher farm tbh, I'm not finding I'm struggling for farm space and I'll be expanding into the west soon enough. This is my first save where I'll actually get to endgame for about 5 years, so I've got plenty of new content to check out, can't wait. And maybe this time I'll actually get the fricking prismatic shard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm goin ranchmode, too
      Seems fun
      I'm naming all my animals after cute girls from shows and anime

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing that homosexual game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aryan community farm Sim 2015
      >homosexual game
      Uhhh

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reached the bottom of the mine on the day of the egg festival, anyone else enjoy the combat in this game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combat is boring, but I do like how it melds with mine-rushing early game. It might expand later on anyways, I always end up tapping out of things by the time I unlock the desert, so I can't really judge.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy fishing more than going into the mines

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adding the green rain in this worldwide climate is deranged as frick
    frick concerned ape

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about a frick ton of free wood event
      Can't be me.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >300 mods last week
    That's a lot. Sadly the ones I'm waiting for aren't ready yet. Recolor and others.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone got one of these? i unlocked the Foraging mastery but still can't get one after fishing and killing several monsters especially on ginger island

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally found a trinket

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just updated the SVE depozzed mod for 1.6. Basically just copied the edits from the previous version and edited a few new lines. Doesn't include Ridgeside edits, i'm not touching that shit.
    Has 2 versions, with and without Sophia changes.
    Tested with SVE 1.14.33

    https://files.catbox.moe/5nsluy.rar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. For future reference, where do you typically share these to outside of 4chins? Like rentry still or somewhere else?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very based. Do update on modding haven, when you're able.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >requires login just to download mods
        ...lol what a garbage site

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some so some don't. It's a moronic site but at least some mods you can freely get without meme login.

          [...]
          [...]
          Why so fragile?

          Based moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't even require an email you bellend

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            click on the oppai one https://moddinghaven.com/mediawiki/index.php/Stardew_Valley_mods
            stop being a lying c**t (I know it's hard for Gankerermin)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you daft c**t you don't need an email to register an account

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good thing original post didn't mention email but you bring it up arbitrarily. you the owner of that garbage site or what, britbong?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                original post said you need to login to which I replied that you don't even need an email (to register an account with which you log in)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. For future reference, where do you typically share these to outside of 4chins? Like rentry still or somewhere else?

      Very based. Do update on modding haven, when you're able.

      Why so fragile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why won't you fix Ridgeside? That's the mod that needs depozzing the most.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. SVE for the most part is pretty good, thematically fitting, and requires little work. Ridgeside is quite the opposite.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitters don't care about content, they just want to bang Morgan.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But she has a standalone mod that doesn't need SVE, Ridgeside has a bunch of girls like Bliss and Ariah that need saving.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah turning Morgan into a girl is straight-up pedo' coomerbait. Obviously a confused boy but being just as bad as groomers, forcing them into being a girl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SVE depozzed
      Can you tell me exactly what's the pozzed content in it? I undersyand Ridgeside have a lot, but I don't remember any from SVE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is correct. IIRC the worst shit in SVE is Morgan being "non-binary" when they're clearly a boy. And I think some random side character has two fathers.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a 30 hours savedata I didnt touch in 1 year but I forgot a lot of shit, may as well just start a new one right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the good portrait packs at?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to nexus and type "portrait" in search.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vast majority of them are shit. Guess I'm gonna have to wait for the decent one to update.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use this and married this very very cute Hailey.

      https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11491?tab=posts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but damn, that's comfy. Think I'll give it a go.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they update for the winter clothes? I'm using Qmi's Alternate Portraits (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/20339) and I like it a lot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This looks way better than this

          I use this and married this very very cute Hailey.

          https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11491?tab=posts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that one is pretty cute.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that actually looks closer to Friends of Mineral Town

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played this game since a little bit before they added the fishponds
    The first playthrough I married penny and chose the river farm. I want to play through again.
    Can soemone give me a QRD on the big features that were added since then. And which of the 3 new farms should I pick, they all seem cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      has anyone seen what happens if you glitch your way to the summit without unlocking it naturally? It's spooky

      >which farm
      Just pick whichever you like. You can still do anything on any of them, so it's mostly about aesthetics. The beach farm severely limits your crop space however. As for new features, I don't know what update they added fish ponds in, but there's quite a bit more that's been added to the game in the past few updates. New locations, machines, crops, events, etc.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: Break Haley's valley girl persona and make her realize she's a cottagecore lesbian.
    Step 2: Leave her for her sister.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lesbian
      Kys

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there no Caroline romance yet? Even as a mod.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a mod for that yes

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bigays... Sebastian or Haley?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      repent sodomite

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've convinced me to start a new save.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a free smoker from the ticket machine and let me tell you it goes kinda hard, doubling the price of fish and it only takes 1 hour + a piece of coal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been curious if cooking is worth the effort for money making at all now. I remember it sucked ass in 1.0.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smoking isn't exactly cooking though
        and you're right cooking isn't exactly a good money maker, you need to use lowest quality ingredients which you won't be getting after a few levels in your skills
        https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Cooking#Profitable_Recipes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (checked)
        It's pretty much just for fun, or if you want certain dishes for mining, fishing, etc. There's a mod that adds a cooking skill which does some cool stuff, but I don't know if it's been updated yet.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Grandpa's Farm (SVE)

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    day 572 of tilling for dwarf scroll 4...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tilling
      What do you mean tilling? Is this why I still don't have it yet because I've just been killing mobs, getting nothing, so now I am killing those black things for burglar's ring so increase drop rates.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mines have tillable ground which drops stuff

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're doing it right, just keep farming for the burglar's ring as you'd normally do and scroll IV will come eventually. It drops from all monsters regardless of which floor you're on, but in turn the drop rate is lower so sometimes you have to wait a bit for it if you're unlucky.
        The chance to dig it up from tilling isn't great either so only do that as a last resort if you're completely desperate.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've maxed out most the villagers, just not the guy in the caves because I don't have the last scroll or Sandy because I haven't unlocked the mines yet. Still on year 1 so no Kent for a while.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure green slimes have a chance to drop all four scrolls. You might want to try killing them instead

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing 1.6 while waiting for Dragon's Dogma 2 to release, fully expecting to abandon it once DD came out. I'm already back playing Stardew.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    personally i like the mega autistic black man. i bet he stays awake at night wishing he weren't cursed to be melanated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uncle ruckus conversion mod when

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like this game since it was recommended to me but I worry that people think I'm gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are ready gay for thinking about what other people think of you.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth restarting for SVE, one of the portraits mods i want to use has a frick ton of portraits for that expansion? I last played this game 3 years ago and Im like in mid-winter. I'd be down if it adds meaningful content and not just random clutter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, absolutely. Most of it is great and actually looks like it belongs to stardew, unlike most content/graphic mods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you've already played the game, then yeah I'd recommend SVE. It's not just random shit, it feels like a natural expansion of the game.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick israelitenimos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >more efficient
        But why? Isn't every/any item in the hut just aesthetic? Why the frick would raisins make them "more efficient"?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lore reason, a secret note by a scholar says they love them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're black.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            blacks aren't efficient tho.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this for an animals farm. I'm going to move the coop to the bottom left to allow more room for more animals, what should I do with the old og coop area? I'm going for a comfy farm not a min-max farm btw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JESUS FRICKING CHRIST IT LOOKS SO GOOD
      Can I hire you to renovate my house?

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that changing your zoom level when mining or foraging is cheating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had a large 4k monitor to play this game on. The game is pixels and 60fps so my old card could run it at 4k anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What should it be at? 50%

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure 100% is default, but maybe it depends on the size of your screen like

        I wish I had a large 4k monitor to play this game on. The game is pixels and 60fps so my old card could run it at 4k anyways.

        mentioned.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Krobussy

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have the cellphone mod to call shopkeepers and such
    >friends will sometimes call you to chat
    >my only friend is Shane because I bought him a beer on his birthday
    >now he calls me every day to tell me how much things suck
    Cmon man, give me some good news or something interesting now and then

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting for this and HD portraits to be updated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE IS JAS ???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        botttom left. you can tell by the green bow 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually fixed emily
      >harvey shaves for no god damn reason
      >sebastian got a haircut for no god damn reason
      >pierre becomes french OH SHIT
      >Clint came
      >that's just Lt Surge (demoted to Cpl)
      >Gunther got the opposite of what Uncle Ruckus got, lucky bastid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally one of these that doesn't make me want to stab Maru in her c**t every time I look at her.
      Also Elliot looking great.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit sea jelly is busted. It's essentially infinite energy if you are fishing at the beach. No, more than infinite, it gives you a surplus. Would this make the beach a better fishing spot than the lake for the beginning of the game, when you don't have free energy sources?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon you're eating random clumps of gooey shit you pulled out of the ocean, no way that's good for you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro who the frick actually fishes mod that shit out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I started a new farm for 1.6. Fishing is the best way to get money early on. I am using a mod that skips the minigame and autocatches though.

        anon you're eating random clumps of gooey shit you pulled out of the ocean, no way that's good for you

        Surely it is better than eating raw fish that you caught 2 weeks ago.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am using a mod that skips the minigame and autocatches though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >almost 1000 hours play time in Stardew Valley
            >still never installed a single mod
            That said some of the recolour mods looks really good.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No idea how you would play this game without a portrait mod. The original girls look disgusting and fat except for Haley who is also a b***h.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but it just doesn't bother me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The portrait mods are the difference between "not bothering" and feeling actually connected and emotionally invested in the waifus.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you have autism I see

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is the gayest thing I've seen all day and my bull just dumped a load in me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up sakurako

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you need to get laid my dude and touch grass

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have a girlfriend and she also prefers the anime portraits for the male townies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                suuuuure

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love when incels stay in disbelief when someone says they have a girlfriend, as if that was an extraordinary and unbelievable achievement akin to saying "I am a billionaire".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why lie on the internet?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry anon, I personally believe you have a girlfriend. I just also happen to believe anyone who uses a portrait mod is an obese moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am not obese.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still a moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he is right original portraits except for haley's look like ass

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to cheat just give yourself the money

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't fish and get a metric frick ton of free artifacts and geodes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesnt fish
        That shit is like 70% of my income in the early game. Minigame sucks ass though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mod the minigame out its really bad for you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        low test homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sea weed and algae has been that way from the beginning as well as most fish. People for some reason only think of fishing as a short term money gain when in reality it's also a great energy source in the first month

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you can't live off sea weed and algae without going into a deficit. Sea jelly gives you 88 energy and you will catch it multiple times in each fishing session. You can fish infinitely.

        The only downside is that you need to fish at the beach which is the worst spot for money.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did they lower the energy from sea weed and algae? It used to give like 25 and casting the rod only used like 10. It's not a deficit, at least it wasn't

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not exclusively catching sea weed and algae. That's why it is a deficit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can also eat fish too many. I don't understand how you think it's a deficit? Are you not casting the rod are outwards?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eating fish
                Sure, you can do that, but then you're losing money. In fact, you are losing a LOT of moeny.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still waiting for a few mods to update, solo four corner map, my favorite map, hasnt been updated yet.
    And pet perks.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any mods that give me more than 128 backpack spaces? Inventory in this game is horrendous and complicated

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking of doing a new farm.
    Should I use mods? I only played vanilla so far.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Light mods if you must.
      Cosmetic stuff.
      Fish visible in water, maybe Horse Overhaul so it can fit in gaps it should.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Forager purely for the space saved on forage pickups

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >auto stash breaking constantly
    Frick this mod. Better Chests more like shittwr chests

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the new mod that replaced free love called?

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I enjoying Hilltop so much? I really struggle to describe it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Squirrel runs into tree and throws an acorn at me
      I choose to believe this is new and hilarious

      Yeah I made my 1.6 farm with it and its so much more enjoyable compared to the normal plot its not even funny

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is every thread about this game update exploding?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The playerbase itself is exploding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game already had semi-regular threads over the last few years, not surprising a huge update is going to spur threads for a few months at least

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >found 2 ancient seeds in a row in the mines
    Neat

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Marnie would do her fricking job. Why post hours for your shop if you're not gonna be there during those hours, you b***h? Not even going on Tuesdays because of the girl's class, but 3 times I've been there on other days and she's never fricking there. I just want some goddamn chickens!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok cool but marnie marriage mod when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the fricking opening times. They're designed to specifically frick me it feels, day by day fricking my ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude she sells animals in an area where most people are not any sort of rancher. Even Alex, who is sexually attracted to eggs, does not own a chicken when there is someone willing to sell him nearly everything he needs to in order to keep one. Also she getting piped down by the Mayor. Stop being jealous.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a fricking moron too. Sells me chickens then a week later is sating how good my eggs are. b***h theyre you're fricking eggs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finally reach winter
      >forget to close barn/coop doors
      >forget to buy heaters from marnie
      >every time I go to her shop she ain't there
      My animals, I am a failure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to close barn/coop doors
        Does that actually affect anything?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Happiness drain, its cold. Also during rain now I think.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably lowers their affection

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1.6 added a happiness boost if you close the door at night

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you lock your animals outside at night, you will hear wolves while you sleep, and they will be "missing" in the morning

          also (spoiler, kinda): if you glitch your way to the summit, in 1.6 Mr. Qi will meet you there, call you a selfish b***h, and murder you

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forest>Hilltop>Meadow>Standard>Beach>River

    [...]

    >>>Four Corners

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Public lynching of clint
    Public lynching of pierre
    Public lynching of deme-what-his-name and mercy killing of maru
    Marmie give me my fricking hay you fricking prostitute

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop with the nignogs!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pierre suits being a poo

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time player here. Does this not count as complete? I used bones I had in storage so it didn't register me gathering the 100

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will not be completed.
      Get back to grinding those boners.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to gather new stuff for most of those quests. Things you already had in storage don't count usually. Kinda annoying, kinda makes sense since you usually have pretty solid piles of most things by that point.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They count if you draw them individually from storage. It's a dumb programming error which has never been fixed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you can't cheat the challenges

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is roots of Pacha any good?

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Restarted for the 3rd time today.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they steal modded Jas design?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Straight out of the shining.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys able to hold two prize tickets at once?
    When I complete a request that gives one with one ticket already in my inventory I dont get the new one. Is this intentional or a bug?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got two at once from outside his house once so yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? Do you mean I got memed out of it via bug? Or you got 2 tickets for one quest? I'm unclear on what youre saying

        I think I had that happen to me. Guess you just have to use the ticket before getting a new one.

        I can't imagine that being international design. There's nothing else in the game like that
        >gotta use up a movie ticket before buying a new one
        What? No

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Two tickets one quest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I had that happen to me. Guess you just have to use the ticket before getting a new one.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >portraits over text
    yeah it's gamer time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wat the fok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks so fricking ugly, jesus christ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she looks so fricking ugly, jesus christ

        What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong tradewoman?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats a man, kys gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Emily is better

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                next you're gonna say Leah is a man too

                you need to work on your troony-dar, anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >adam's apple
                ack yourself troon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it kinda sucks. This portrait mod is great for all the dudes, but it makes all the chicks look like trannies. and it's not of a style that you can easily mix and match with the others either, unfortunately. Gonna find a new one

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Sprite has earrings
              >Portrait doesn't
              moronic mod designer

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a man

            Not with that thin neck no. For reference look at how the artist draws men necks and compare.
            Sebastian is now a woman with this mod

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i would frick the SHIT out of male robin, god DAMN

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emily is better

          What in Yobas name

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to sound moronic, but I started a new run on the Meadowlands farm and am pretty unfamiliar with the ranching side of the game.
    How do you get your chickums to eat the blue grass? I can't harvest it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let them out of the coop by opening the door

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just let them eat. They will eat grass that they can reach. If you want them to eat blue grass cut all the green grass. Thank you for not thinking so I can look smart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Open the small hatch in the front of the coop/barn and let them outside. They eat the grass outside.

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do book stacks? I found 2 of that book that raises defense by one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no dumbass read the tooltip of the book

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Recette mod back!

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jas is my secret santa
    I'm gonna giv her my dick in a box

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ummm bros...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watchout the can almost oneshot you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feed him a mushroom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sans

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coming in 1.6.3
    holy shit I can FINALLY overwork that spineless cuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I like netori but the idea of cucking any of the people in SV is sad. Except clint because he is a massive chuddy incel loser.

      Public lynching of clint
      Public lynching of pierre
      Public lynching of deme-what-his-name and mercy killing of maru
      Marmie give me my fricking hay you fricking prostitute

      Dunno why everyone is so mean to Clint. He's just shy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's cuckbait. He acts tough but is actually a pussy. He's too shy to ask one of the NICEST girls in Stardew out, and you know the crystal hippie will give him pity sex for a fricking opal. It's not hate, it's outright pity. Even ingame it's pity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's like those homosexual protagonists you see in seasonal anime slop. Too afraid to take the first step, and just hoping that they'll achieve their goals by simply existing. Except Clint isn't the protagonist in this case.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you still cant romance clint shows that even ape doesnt want clint to be happy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clint was included in the marriage poll that decided the 1.1 marriage candidates
            He came in dead last behind Linus, the Wizard, and Shane

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game takes every opportunity to show Clint as a spineless loser. He questions why he is even in stardew, doesnt talk to anyone in the town saloon, has to ask the new farmer to give a gift to his oneitis, literally nothing shows him as a good person

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesnt talk to anyone in the town saloon
          he shares a table with willy in the bar, i hope he speaks to him when they sit on at the same table at least.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon, you look me in the eyes and tell me that you think clint talks to willy and it's not just willy forcing clint to have small talk with him out of pity.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be willy
              >have been as sea for weeks
              >finaly back home, just finished talking to the new farmer in town, handed him my old fishing pole
              >want to unwind in the salloon
              >uh frick, clint is here
              >nobody is talking to him again and the little shit is looking at me with his puppy eyes again.
              >fricker is probably going to whine about emily all night again to me
              >i swear to yoba, one of these days i'm going to tell this loser to frick off and just ask her out already.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah Marnie has quote about him. Dude just expects people to like him and notice him
            >I always see Clint here but he won't talk to anyone. He just glances over his shoulder now and then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's like those homosexual protagonists you see in seasonal anime slop. Too afraid to take the first step, and just hoping that they'll achieve their goals by simply existing. Except Clint isn't the protagonist in this case.

          He's cuckbait. He acts tough but is actually a pussy. He's too shy to ask one of the NICEST girls in Stardew out, and you know the crystal hippie will give him pity sex for a fricking opal. It's not hate, it's outright pity. Even ingame it's pity.

          no, he's about to go for it. I'm gonna wingman for him

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm convinced that the only people who like Clint are Clints themselves in real life

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's a fat autistic incel neckbeard so it's only given

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's the type of person who complains about his life but doesn't seek positive change. This is especially obvious is Emily's 8 heart event where he freaks out over a new set of clothes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit, he's rude
        sure he has assburgers and no social skills but he's still rude and unlikable

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bought an ancient seed from the cart the other day for 800 (first week of spring)
    >Try alt tab out the window
    >Close the game
    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked the farm with a bunch of islands without thinking since it's been a while since I played stardew. I really regret going with it but I'm too far to change it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are never too far to start over. the best part of the game is the first year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early game with smoker should be wild. I reckon you can easily unlock the bus before the egg festival.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone really played around with the gold and iridium pan? Have you guys got a lucky ring yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, panning is boring as frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gold and iridium pan
      What?
      Are you telling me I can turn my hat gold?

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the furthest you fellas have gotten on the first day of mining? I would like to get to 40 at the very least

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably about that. wait for a lucky day, disregard (wh)ores, acquire (career) ladders

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe on a rain day you could top that, any other day stamina is problem.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't mine on a rainy spring day. Have to be fishing.

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any idea who did this? The fact it was deleted in mere minutes it mean they know Ganker farmers Jas lovers exist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thought it was someone updating shino's mod for a second, but it was made 8 years ago
      https://github.com/Club559/AshleyMod

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We caught a wild Clint here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you first clint

          anon might be the piggy though..

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick I left the farm computer in my barn again didn't I?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you first clint

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Penny’sBreeder1488

    Hey Penny Chads

    Here’s what I have so far for penny’s preggo mod

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANY MODS THAT LET ME COMPLETE BUNDLES WHILE ON A JOJA ROUTE?

    OH MY GOD, I HAVE NO PURPOSE. JOJA IS BORING AS FRICK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ring of restart

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CA LIED, HE ADDED NOTHING TO THIS ROUTE.

        >sells his soul to the company store
        >wonders why he's soulless

        I'M DOIN FOR THE ACHIVO
        I'VE FINISHED THE COMMUNITY CENTER 4 TIMES ALREADY

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've completely accepted the fact that I won't get the JoJa chievos, and I'm content with that. Don't be a FOMO farmer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sells his soul to the company store
      >wonders why he's soulless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He fell for Joja corporate proaganda
      Deserved, have fun paying for Morris's Yacht

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I marry a girl, get her pregnant with two kids and then turn the kids into doves, can I get more kids or are the tubes dried up? I wish to populate Stardew Valley with birds.

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play without Jas and Morgan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a shame, guess you just have to have a nice day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, top of my absolutely mandatory mod list.

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off clint, have a nice day you fat friendless worthless closing-early piece of shit.

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking guy reminds me of the miniboss video.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would help if I posted the video.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive.

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