Stardew Valley

>Emily made something called a squirrel loaf yesterday. How was it? Well, let's just say if my tail was a little bushier I probably would have loved it.
What did she mean by this, bros?

How are you fellow farmers enjoying the update?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got into fall
    Had a bit of a rough start with having to move my coop last minute to make room for poompkins, but we're ready to get comfy

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means she eats nuts and seeds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Formerly Chuck's

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You already got your answer in the last thread which didn't even archive yet. homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up fake janny
      You dont even not get paid to do this

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haley!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haley findom mod
    >Yandere Leah mod
    Whst the frick is wrong with Stardew Valley players?
    What's next? Abigail furry mod?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >next
      >that
      That was probably first, idiot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Abigail obese mod. just kidding it's dead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's also a mod for pedophiles that gets posted here a lot
      pedophiles are subhumans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jas is best girl and needs rescued from her dirtbag uncle, now shut up.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently she needs rescuing from Marnie too for leaving bales of hay next to a fireplace right outside her room.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I grew up with a wood stove and that shit is terrifying. Plus Marnie and Lewis can shack up more and Shane can go kill himself. Everyone wins, but farmer gets first prize.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be an Abby guy because she reminds me of my wife but this time around she just seems really immature. Leah is sweet and cute but a vegan, Penny has a strong sweetheart vibe but is ultimately white trash, Maru is too dark and her dad has Aspergers, Haley is too bubbly, and Emily has too much manic energy. When will ape make Sandy wifeable?

      Mods are what make romances playable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are also yandere jas, yandere sebastian and yandere sam mods. Yeah...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's next? Abigail furry mod?
      >he doesn't know

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod that makes Robin single, and completely separates her from Demetrius, Maru, and Sebastian? Like ideally, the three just be renting rooms from her (Demetrius and Maru are still father and daughter, and Sebastian is just some NEET with no ties to anyone)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At that point just switch the portraits of leah and robin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With how obsessed you people are with literal coalburners and cheating prostitutes, you have no right to b***h about Leah.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still enjoying Kel's sloppy seconds after the last thread, I see.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idea: turn Demetrius into Maru's robot instead, that way you only need to edit his portraits and change some of the dialogue. Then just add the white Maru mod if you hate coal burners. Should be a very doable mod for a novice modder.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a fricking funny idea

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >event where Maru gets so fricking mad she forcefully turns Demetrius into a robot
        I love it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m assuming it’s a reference to some sort of depraved lesbian sex act, but I can’t imagine what such an act would entail.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do it for the wine mommy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'll do it when that anon mods out all the pozz

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this wholesome farming game has a weird underlying cuckoldry theme to it?
    >Caroline and the Wizard
    >Jody
    >Demetrius
    >Sam and Penny in a tree
    Genuinely what did Ape mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's reflective of the village way of life. My friend lives in apartment in a small Pannonian village.
      When she's gone, her bf's brother uses it for fricking their neighbour, and her bf's brother uses it for fricking her lover. Said neighbor is in a platonic relationship with a guy who works in UAE, she has kids with her ex husband. One of her sons is a homosexual. Villagers are the breeding ground of infidelity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because years of porn addiction ruined your mind

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only one that holds any kind of water is the wizard and caroline
      the rest is your projection anon, there's no credibly proof of any of it, you have cuckoldry on the brain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy the Wizard-fricked-Caroline thing. First of all, it would be weird for Caroline to just casually mention to someone she barely knows that she cheated on her husband and still is. Second, the wizard says he THINKS he has a daughter in town, and if he knocked up Caroline, you think he'd know about that.

        More likely, Caroline is the wizard's daughter and that's why she has green hair. Abigail dyes her hair purple, it just lasts longer than it should because she's the wizard's granddaughter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you're right not even the wizard one holds water, there's a billion things it could be and it could also be nothing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My guess is it's penny because Pam fits the wizards criteria

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It also explains Penny's (presumably magical) penis

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The term 'Jodi/Jody' is a military thing for women who cheat on their spouses/boyfriends when they're deployed. Considering her husband is a soldier deployed during the first year, it's definitely a reference to that. Very strange of Mr. Ape.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A "Jody" is what you call the man who's trying to frick a deployed man's wife, not what you call the cheating wife. She's still just a prostitute. Jody in Stardew Valley on the other hand is neither a male nor unfaithful to her husband, which suggests that you're just cuckbrained.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly ape's fetish. You could argue that he put dysfunctional families and alcoholics in-law because they were in the old harvest moon games that inspired him.
      But the insistence this game has with cuckoldry is 100% ape's thing.
      I'm also wondering if he has a smell fetish and likes fat women like marnie too because the game is also wierdly fixated on both.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're fricking stupid

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off ape. If you want to frick fat women just pick one of your fans. I don't need more "guys lewis is totally fricking marnie" events. I got it already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being American, there's like 50% chance his gf will cheat. At least he's preparing for it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like both of those things and I think you're nuts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok I might be nuts. But please explain to me how this is supposed to make abigail more appealing as a spouse without sounding like an ">imagine the smell"-gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's not, and in fact most normal people would immediately discount someone as a mate if they thought they "stunk bad", as natural body smell is an important subconscious measure of fertility, personal health, genetic compatibility and potential offspring health.

            there are many body odor studies corroborating the notion that fertile, attractive people smell better in general, and highly genetically compatible people smell better to each other. this is why, for instance, blacks and whites very commonly dislike the way each other smell.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ape is a smellgay, I don't think there's a single woman in the game who isn't described as sweaty at some point

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what does Ape's girlfriend smell like?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Sam and Penny in a tree
      >Genuinely what did Ape mean by this?
      he has stated very explicitly that sam and penny have never been more than platonic friends, thus this is nothing but cuck headcanon

      though personally I don't see why it's an issue either way if two girls are messing around a bit in a tree.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jodie is a military term for a guy who fricks you’re wife when you’re away. Idk if ape intended this but I’ve always found it funny. Wish there was a mod where you could cuck Kent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wish there was a mod where you could cuck Kent
        there is, Jody sucks your dick on the couch after you bring over the fish, and you can convince them to get divorced later so you can marry her and be an butthole to Sam

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pls tell me the name of this based mod.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dunno if it works with 1.6 and it's kinda complicated to set up, but it's a pretty big mod that adds a lot of scenes to all the girls. no gay shit though cuz the guy who made it hates gays

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh and it supports SVE, adds things for those girls too.

              There's a special place in hell for people that want to cuck Kent.

              it's for the best, Jody doesn't understand him after he comes back because the war changed him. he needs to find a better girl

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no gay shit though cuz the guy who made it hates gays

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Xtardew
              >ex-tard-doo

              Goddamnit, kek

              >no gay shit though cuz the guy who made it hates gays

              This.

              There's a special place in hell for people that want to cuck Kent.

              >t. Guy who got cucked

              Who hurt you anon?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does tilling up worms for artifacts in the winter get nerfed? I'm not getting any artifacts at all.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haley + Emily
    Some anon has been asking in these threads for a specific Haley and Emily romance mod. One that isn't the harem mods, but actually singles them out and gives events to them. I am NOT going to create it as I don't have the knowledge or will, but I will do some legwork in terms of writing the ideas down incase anyone wants to take up this glorious task. I'm going to do it in the form of telling you my headcanon for how things happened in my personal games. Enjoy.

    >the farmer reaches stardew valley on the spring 0 (leap year)
    >after the first night in the old cabin, he does his chores in the morning and promply heads down to explore the southern forest
    >he finds a couple daffodils along the way
    >he meets Haley for the first time and is immediately struck by her beauty
    >the first arrow
    >>You must be the new farm boy. you know, if it wasn't for those clothes, you might be cute... What? Oh, I'm Haley
    >Haley then proceeds to ignore the farmer and focus on her camera, until the farmer lifts a daffy up infront of her lense, offering it to her
    >she takes a picture, then
    >>oh, gosh! This is for me? Thank you!
    >moving on, the farmer heads into town and catches Emily on her way to work
    >immediately he is struck by her smile and aura
    >the second arrow
    >>Oh, I can tell by the look on your face, you're going to love it here! If you ever want something to do, come by the tavern at night while I work 😀
    >speechless, he offers her the second daffy he scooped up, which she accepts, claiming it has a wonderful energy!
    >the following weeks proceed as normal, talking to them both every day, gifting them daffodils occasionally, or more exotic gifts from the based smuggler if he happens to have something the farmer thinks (knows from ancestral memory and esoteric wisdom(the wiki)) they will like
    >first few events are separate and remain the same
    (1/?)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haley's first event shows that the two of them have a rocky relationship, but the farmer is able to come to a compromise that they're both satisfied with
      >Emily's first event shows her dream and how she knows there is something special about the farmer
      >the farmer adopts a dog, whom he names Daffodil. A name in remembrance of the first meetings
      >in their daily talks to the farmer, they drop hints that they don't enjoy the company of their sister very much. They just think they're too different to get along
      >finally, the farmer spend Haley's birthday with the sisters in their house. He brought them each a loved gift that bought from the smuggler. More importantly than the gifts, though, the farmer gets them to spend time with eachother.
      >both of their following two events happen the same. The jar opener, the birb hitting the window
      >the flower festival is soon to be and the farmer has his sights set on a pair of roses
      >by this time, the have started to open up to eachother more, and let the farmer know. Here is where things get real
      >>You know, my sister isn't actually as weird as I thought. We stayed up talking all night yesterday. We actually talked about you a lot! Only good things, I promise!
      >>I've been feeling more in touch with Haley, lately, and I think it's thanks to you. We were so close when we were younger, I don't remember when we grew apart. It's been nice. 🙂
      >the farmer, having seen them every day for a month, and showered them with flowers at every opportunity, asks them both to dance at the flower festival
      >they accept. Stunned that they did, but both not being able to refuse
      >following this triumph, Haley's lost bracelet and Emily's dance are separate events that happen in late spring and early summer
      >they both also are being flirty with the farmer by this point, giving their lines of dialog that show intrest.
      (2/?)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >occasionally they mention the other sister in the same lines, as if they know they both like you and are somewhat expecting you to choose between them, thinking the flower dance was just a fluke
        >it's now full bloom summer and their next events both involve the other sister.
        >Haley helped Emily set up the clothing therapy and Emily went with Haley to take pictures of the cows on Marnie's farm (she looks out the window to see the farmer wooing both of the sisters and thinks to herself, "based")
        >finally, on a fateful day in midsummer, the day of the luau, infact, when the farmer drops a gold star sturgeon in the potluck, he turns to the sisters and hands both of them a flower bouquet
        >they're shocked! Stunned! Flabbergasted! They need some time to think it over, but they are very, very intrested
        >this type of relationship never occurred to them before, but it feels so... right...
        >the farmer is now dating the both of them and life goes on as normal
        >Haleys ten heart event, she and Emily have just finished setting up the redroom to develop the pictures they took of the three of them at Marnie's ranch
        >the farmer goes in for the kisses, the girls are receptive
        >the three way make out session proceeds in the dark, but they go no further
        >soon after, Emily and Haley invite the farmer to go camping in the secret woods, where they cuddle up to him and have a lovely time
        >the based bear plays wingman and forces the trio into the tent, where they have a romantic and passionate make out sesh, and come very close to sex, but manage to avoid it, as they know what comes next
        >finally, the Farmer, after working hard to get bigger house and a pair of twin mermaid pendants, proposes to Haley and Emily at the end of summer
        >the ceremony is held on the pier, right when the moonlight jellies appear. It is an absolutly beautiful wedding
        (3/?)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the Farmer has married them both and as summer fades into fall, the three of them have the most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of sex, losing their virginities to eachother, permanently pairbonding the three of them. Forever
          >the Farmer wakes them up the next day with a pair of Daffodils, and sets off to the farmwork grind
          >life precedes as normal for the three of them
          >Haley and Emily continue to get closer to one another, and find newer and newer things to appreciate about the other. It all happened so fast, but they wouldn't change a thing
          >they take turns cooking, cleaning the house, occasionally helping with farm chores
          >Haley particular likes taking care of the bunnies and Emily loves sheering the sheep
          >they also continue their own hobbies, Emily tailoring clothes, which Haley fasions for her
          >the love spending this time together while Haley is a living mannequin for her sister to work on
          >Haley continues her photography, documenting everything that happens on the farm, with Emily often as her main subject since the Farmer is out providing for them
          >Daffodil and the parrot make fast frens, too
          >Haley still runs a cakewalk for Penny, although with Emily's help
          >Emily still makes a special outfit for the Farmer, with Haley's assistance
          >the outfit is a brilliant, crisp, green, (because it's yellow and blue (blullow))
          >as they move into the second year, they are all overjoyed to learn that Emily is pregnant!
          >of course it was bound to happen, as they took turns taking the Farmer's seed every night
          >the firstborn is a boy, named after the Farmer, at the behest of them both
          >next, Haley is pregnant and has twins! A boy and a girl named Gabriel and Gabrielle!
          >after that, Emily has a second child, a daughter named Rose!
          >the seven of them grow their homestead and family and are content with this number for now, but will surely have more children in the near future
          (4/?)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the farmer has, in all this time, set up a vacation home on Ginger Island, where they three(seven) of them go to relax every weekend
            >life is good on the homestead
            >life is great with Haley and Emily on either side!
            I love Haley and Emily so much it's unreal!

            So, as you can tell, most of this doesn't change too much from the basegame. There is no "added" events and all of them are just headcanon from the order they happened in and the times when it happened. An actual mod that made this romance, with minimal changes. The major ones would be to
            >combine the late events so they both appear in each
            >make it so the farmer can dance with them both at the flower dance
            >perhaps add an event where theyre discussing what is happening between the 3 of you. Maybe at this point give the player a choice with three options (Haley, Emily, or both(the correct answer is both))
            >hardest change would be the proposal and wedding events, which are weirdly coded in game to technically not be proper events or something, so setting up a double wedding would be hard, but free love managed to pull that off, I guess
            >perhaps some new events post marriage
            >one where they're tailoring together(rather, Emily is tailoring, Haley is being a good girl and standing perfectly still)
            >one where they're looking through a scrap book Haley put together and are reminiscing about the past year and their childhood
            >one where the farmer takes them to calico desert and the three of them take pictures everywhere
            >one on ginger island where they're relaxing on the beach and say how lovely it would be to retire there
            (5/6)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >on achieving perfection and climbing the summit, both of them join the farmer and present him with two gifts, it's the daffodils that they both were given years ago on the first meeting. They each pressed them in a book to preserve them (Haley asked for help from Emily for that, of course 🙂 lol )
              >they thank the Farmer for everything he has done, not just given them a wonderful family, but showing them how to appreciate the family the both already had and bringing the two of them closer together!
              I LOVE HALEY AND EMILY SO MUCH!
              (6/6)
              Thanks for reading my blog
              Feel free to use this headcanon as actual canon and feel free to take ideas and turn it into a mod if youre willing and able

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the Farmer has married them both and as summer fades into fall, the three of them have the most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of sex, losing their virginities to eachother, permanently pairbonding the three of them. Forever
                >the Farmer wakes them up the next day with a pair of Daffodils, and sets off to the farmwork grind
                >life precedes as normal for the three of them
                >Haley and Emily continue to get closer to one another, and find newer and newer things to appreciate about the other. It all happened so fast, but they wouldn't change a thing
                >they take turns cooking, cleaning the house, occasionally helping with farm chores
                >Haley particular likes taking care of the bunnies and Emily loves sheering the sheep
                >they also continue their own hobbies, Emily tailoring clothes, which Haley fasions for her
                >the love spending this time together while Haley is a living mannequin for her sister to work on
                >Haley continues her photography, documenting everything that happens on the farm, with Emily often as her main subject since the Farmer is out providing for them
                >Daffodil and the parrot make fast frens, too
                >Haley still runs a cakewalk for Penny, although with Emily's help
                >Emily still makes a special outfit for the Farmer, with Haley's assistance
                >the outfit is a brilliant, crisp, green, (because it's yellow and blue (blullow))
                >as they move into the second year, they are all overjoyed to learn that Emily is pregnant!
                >of course it was bound to happen, as they took turns taking the Farmer's seed every night
                >the firstborn is a boy, named after the Farmer, at the behest of them both
                >next, Haley is pregnant and has twins! A boy and a girl named Gabriel and Gabrielle!
                >after that, Emily has a second child, a daughter named Rose!
                >the seven of them grow their homestead and family and are content with this number for now, but will surely have more children in the near future
                (4/?)

                >occasionally they mention the other sister in the same lines, as if they know they both like you and are somewhat expecting you to choose between them, thinking the flower dance was just a fluke
                >it's now full bloom summer and their next events both involve the other sister.
                >Haley helped Emily set up the clothing therapy and Emily went with Haley to take pictures of the cows on Marnie's farm (she looks out the window to see the farmer wooing both of the sisters and thinks to herself, "based")
                >finally, on a fateful day in midsummer, the day of the luau, infact, when the farmer drops a gold star sturgeon in the potluck, he turns to the sisters and hands both of them a flower bouquet
                >they're shocked! Stunned! Flabbergasted! They need some time to think it over, but they are very, very intrested
                >this type of relationship never occurred to them before, but it feels so... right...
                >the farmer is now dating the both of them and life goes on as normal
                >Haleys ten heart event, she and Emily have just finished setting up the redroom to develop the pictures they took of the three of them at Marnie's ranch
                >the farmer goes in for the kisses, the girls are receptive
                >the three way make out session proceeds in the dark, but they go no further
                >soon after, Emily and Haley invite the farmer to go camping in the secret woods, where they cuddle up to him and have a lovely time
                >the based bear plays wingman and forces the trio into the tent, where they have a romantic and passionate make out sesh, and come very close to sex, but manage to avoid it, as they know what comes next
                >finally, the Farmer, after working hard to get bigger house and a pair of twin mermaid pendants, proposes to Haley and Emily at the end of summer
                >the ceremony is held on the pier, right when the moonlight jellies appear. It is an absolutly beautiful wedding
                (3/?)

                >Haley's first event shows that the two of them have a rocky relationship, but the farmer is able to come to a compromise that they're both satisfied with
                >Emily's first event shows her dream and how she knows there is something special about the farmer
                >the farmer adopts a dog, whom he names Daffodil. A name in remembrance of the first meetings
                >in their daily talks to the farmer, they drop hints that they don't enjoy the company of their sister very much. They just think they're too different to get along
                >finally, the farmer spend Haley's birthday with the sisters in their house. He brought them each a loved gift that bought from the smuggler. More importantly than the gifts, though, the farmer gets them to spend time with eachother.
                >both of their following two events happen the same. The jar opener, the birb hitting the window
                >the flower festival is soon to be and the farmer has his sights set on a pair of roses
                >by this time, the have started to open up to eachother more, and let the farmer know. Here is where things get real
                >>You know, my sister isn't actually as weird as I thought. We stayed up talking all night yesterday. We actually talked about you a lot! Only good things, I promise!
                >>I've been feeling more in touch with Haley, lately, and I think it's thanks to you. We were so close when we were younger, I don't remember when we grew apart. It's been nice. 🙂
                >the farmer, having seen them every day for a month, and showered them with flowers at every opportunity, asks them both to dance at the flower festival
                >they accept. Stunned that they did, but both not being able to refuse
                >following this triumph, Haley's lost bracelet and Emily's dance are separate events that happen in late spring and early summer
                >they both also are being flirty with the farmer by this point, giving their lines of dialog that show intrest.
                (2/?)

                Haley + Emily
                Some anon has been asking in these threads for a specific Haley and Emily romance mod. One that isn't the harem mods, but actually singles them out and gives events to them. I am NOT going to create it as I don't have the knowledge or will, but I will do some legwork in terms of writing the ideas down incase anyone wants to take up this glorious task. I'm going to do it in the form of telling you my headcanon for how things happened in my personal games. Enjoy.

                >the farmer reaches stardew valley on the spring 0 (leap year)
                >after the first night in the old cabin, he does his chores in the morning and promply heads down to explore the southern forest
                >he finds a couple daffodils along the way
                >he meets Haley for the first time and is immediately struck by her beauty
                >the first arrow
                >>You must be the new farm boy. you know, if it wasn't for those clothes, you might be cute... What? Oh, I'm Haley
                >Haley then proceeds to ignore the farmer and focus on her camera, until the farmer lifts a daffy up infront of her lense, offering it to her
                >she takes a picture, then
                >>oh, gosh! This is for me? Thank you!
                >moving on, the farmer heads into town and catches Emily on her way to work
                >immediately he is struck by her smile and aura
                >the second arrow
                >>Oh, I can tell by the look on your face, you're going to love it here! If you ever want something to do, come by the tavern at night while I work 😀
                >speechless, he offers her the second daffy he scooped up, which she accepts, claiming it has a wonderful energy!
                >the following weeks proceed as normal, talking to them both every day, gifting them daffodils occasionally, or more exotic gifts from the based smuggler if he happens to have something the farmer thinks (knows from ancestral memory and esoteric wisdom(the wiki)) they will like
                >first few events are separate and remain the same
                (1/?)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where does it say Leahs ex is a girl?

                >Feel free to use this headcanon as actual canon and feel free to take ideas and turn it into a mod if youre willing and able
                Just admit youre too poor to commission a mod

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haley's first event shows that the two of them have a rocky relationship, but the farmer is able to come to a compromise that they're both satisfied with
      >Emily's first event shows her dream and how she knows there is something special about the farmer
      >the farmer adopts a dog, whom he names Daffodil. A name in remembrance of the first meetings
      >in their daily talks to the farmer, they drop hints that they don't enjoy the company of their sister very much. They just think they're too different to get along
      >finally, the farmer spend Haley's birthday with the sisters in their house. He brought them each a loved gift that bought from the smuggler. More importantly than the gifts, though, the farmer gets them to spend time with eachother.
      >both of their following two events happen the same. The jar opener, the birb hitting the window
      >the flower festival is soon to be and the farmer has his sights set on a pair of roses
      >by this time, the have started to open up to eachother more, and let the farmer know. Here is where things get real
      >>You know, my sister isn't actually as weird as I thought. We stayed up talking all night yesterday. We actually talked about you a lot! Only good things, I promise!
      >>I've been feeling more in touch with Haley, lately, and I think it's thanks to you. We were so close when we were younger, I don't remember when we grew apart. It's been nice. 🙂
      >the farmer, having seen them every day for a month, and showered them with flowers at every opportunity, asks them both to dance at the flower festival
      >they accept. Stunned that they did, but both not being able to refuse
      >following this triumph, Haley's lost bracelet and Emily's dance are separate events that happen in late spring and early summer
      >they both also are being flirty with the farmer by this point, giving their lines of dialog that show intrest.
      (2/?)

      >occasionally they mention the other sister in the same lines, as if they know they both like you and are somewhat expecting you to choose between them, thinking the flower dance was just a fluke
      >it's now full bloom summer and their next events both involve the other sister.
      >Haley helped Emily set up the clothing therapy and Emily went with Haley to take pictures of the cows on Marnie's farm (she looks out the window to see the farmer wooing both of the sisters and thinks to herself, "based")
      >finally, on a fateful day in midsummer, the day of the luau, infact, when the farmer drops a gold star sturgeon in the potluck, he turns to the sisters and hands both of them a flower bouquet
      >they're shocked! Stunned! Flabbergasted! They need some time to think it over, but they are very, very intrested
      >this type of relationship never occurred to them before, but it feels so... right...
      >the farmer is now dating the both of them and life goes on as normal
      >Haleys ten heart event, she and Emily have just finished setting up the redroom to develop the pictures they took of the three of them at Marnie's ranch
      >the farmer goes in for the kisses, the girls are receptive
      >the three way make out session proceeds in the dark, but they go no further
      >soon after, Emily and Haley invite the farmer to go camping in the secret woods, where they cuddle up to him and have a lovely time
      >the based bear plays wingman and forces the trio into the tent, where they have a romantic and passionate make out sesh, and come very close to sex, but manage to avoid it, as they know what comes next
      >finally, the Farmer, after working hard to get bigger house and a pair of twin mermaid pendants, proposes to Haley and Emily at the end of summer
      >the ceremony is held on the pier, right when the moonlight jellies appear. It is an absolutly beautiful wedding
      (3/?)

      >the Farmer has married them both and as summer fades into fall, the three of them have the most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of sex, losing their virginities to eachother, permanently pairbonding the three of them. Forever
      >the Farmer wakes them up the next day with a pair of Daffodils, and sets off to the farmwork grind
      >life precedes as normal for the three of them
      >Haley and Emily continue to get closer to one another, and find newer and newer things to appreciate about the other. It all happened so fast, but they wouldn't change a thing
      >they take turns cooking, cleaning the house, occasionally helping with farm chores
      >Haley particular likes taking care of the bunnies and Emily loves sheering the sheep
      >they also continue their own hobbies, Emily tailoring clothes, which Haley fasions for her
      >the love spending this time together while Haley is a living mannequin for her sister to work on
      >Haley continues her photography, documenting everything that happens on the farm, with Emily often as her main subject since the Farmer is out providing for them
      >Daffodil and the parrot make fast frens, too
      >Haley still runs a cakewalk for Penny, although with Emily's help
      >Emily still makes a special outfit for the Farmer, with Haley's assistance
      >the outfit is a brilliant, crisp, green, (because it's yellow and blue (blullow))
      >as they move into the second year, they are all overjoyed to learn that Emily is pregnant!
      >of course it was bound to happen, as they took turns taking the Farmer's seed every night
      >the firstborn is a boy, named after the Farmer, at the behest of them both
      >next, Haley is pregnant and has twins! A boy and a girl named Gabriel and Gabrielle!
      >after that, Emily has a second child, a daughter named Rose!
      >the seven of them grow their homestead and family and are content with this number for now, but will surely have more children in the near future
      (4/?)

      Im sorry but I'm not reading this wall

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy BASED. Not reading this fanfic cringe for two shit girls.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically your loss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haley's first event shows that the two of them have a rocky relationship, but the farmer is able to come to a compromise that they're both satisfied with
      >Emily's first event shows her dream and how she knows there is something special about the farmer
      >the farmer adopts a dog, whom he names Daffodil. A name in remembrance of the first meetings
      >in their daily talks to the farmer, they drop hints that they don't enjoy the company of their sister very much. They just think they're too different to get along
      >finally, the farmer spend Haley's birthday with the sisters in their house. He brought them each a loved gift that bought from the smuggler. More importantly than the gifts, though, the farmer gets them to spend time with eachother.
      >both of their following two events happen the same. The jar opener, the birb hitting the window
      >the flower festival is soon to be and the farmer has his sights set on a pair of roses
      >by this time, the have started to open up to eachother more, and let the farmer know. Here is where things get real
      >>You know, my sister isn't actually as weird as I thought. We stayed up talking all night yesterday. We actually talked about you a lot! Only good things, I promise!
      >>I've been feeling more in touch with Haley, lately, and I think it's thanks to you. We were so close when we were younger, I don't remember when we grew apart. It's been nice. 🙂
      >the farmer, having seen them every day for a month, and showered them with flowers at every opportunity, asks them both to dance at the flower festival
      >they accept. Stunned that they did, but both not being able to refuse
      >following this triumph, Haley's lost bracelet and Emily's dance are separate events that happen in late spring and early summer
      >they both also are being flirty with the farmer by this point, giving their lines of dialog that show intrest.
      (2/?)

      >occasionally they mention the other sister in the same lines, as if they know they both like you and are somewhat expecting you to choose between them, thinking the flower dance was just a fluke
      >it's now full bloom summer and their next events both involve the other sister.
      >Haley helped Emily set up the clothing therapy and Emily went with Haley to take pictures of the cows on Marnie's farm (she looks out the window to see the farmer wooing both of the sisters and thinks to herself, "based")
      >finally, on a fateful day in midsummer, the day of the luau, infact, when the farmer drops a gold star sturgeon in the potluck, he turns to the sisters and hands both of them a flower bouquet
      >they're shocked! Stunned! Flabbergasted! They need some time to think it over, but they are very, very intrested
      >this type of relationship never occurred to them before, but it feels so... right...
      >the farmer is now dating the both of them and life goes on as normal
      >Haleys ten heart event, she and Emily have just finished setting up the redroom to develop the pictures they took of the three of them at Marnie's ranch
      >the farmer goes in for the kisses, the girls are receptive
      >the three way make out session proceeds in the dark, but they go no further
      >soon after, Emily and Haley invite the farmer to go camping in the secret woods, where they cuddle up to him and have a lovely time
      >the based bear plays wingman and forces the trio into the tent, where they have a romantic and passionate make out sesh, and come very close to sex, but manage to avoid it, as they know what comes next
      >finally, the Farmer, after working hard to get bigger house and a pair of twin mermaid pendants, proposes to Haley and Emily at the end of summer
      >the ceremony is held on the pier, right when the moonlight jellies appear. It is an absolutly beautiful wedding
      (3/?)

      >the Farmer has married them both and as summer fades into fall, the three of them have the most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of sex, losing their virginities to eachother, permanently pairbonding the three of them. Forever
      >the Farmer wakes them up the next day with a pair of Daffodils, and sets off to the farmwork grind
      >life precedes as normal for the three of them
      >Haley and Emily continue to get closer to one another, and find newer and newer things to appreciate about the other. It all happened so fast, but they wouldn't change a thing
      >they take turns cooking, cleaning the house, occasionally helping with farm chores
      >Haley particular likes taking care of the bunnies and Emily loves sheering the sheep
      >they also continue their own hobbies, Emily tailoring clothes, which Haley fasions for her
      >the love spending this time together while Haley is a living mannequin for her sister to work on
      >Haley continues her photography, documenting everything that happens on the farm, with Emily often as her main subject since the Farmer is out providing for them
      >Daffodil and the parrot make fast frens, too
      >Haley still runs a cakewalk for Penny, although with Emily's help
      >Emily still makes a special outfit for the Farmer, with Haley's assistance
      >the outfit is a brilliant, crisp, green, (because it's yellow and blue (blullow))
      >as they move into the second year, they are all overjoyed to learn that Emily is pregnant!
      >of course it was bound to happen, as they took turns taking the Farmer's seed every night
      >the firstborn is a boy, named after the Farmer, at the behest of them both
      >next, Haley is pregnant and has twins! A boy and a girl named Gabriel and Gabrielle!
      >after that, Emily has a second child, a daughter named Rose!
      >the seven of them grow their homestead and family and are content with this number for now, but will surely have more children in the near future
      (4/?)

      >the farmer has, in all this time, set up a vacation home on Ginger Island, where they three(seven) of them go to relax every weekend
      >life is good on the homestead
      >life is great with Haley and Emily on either side!
      I love Haley and Emily so much it's unreal!

      So, as you can tell, most of this doesn't change too much from the basegame. There is no "added" events and all of them are just headcanon from the order they happened in and the times when it happened. An actual mod that made this romance, with minimal changes. The major ones would be to
      >combine the late events so they both appear in each
      >make it so the farmer can dance with them both at the flower dance
      >perhaps add an event where theyre discussing what is happening between the 3 of you. Maybe at this point give the player a choice with three options (Haley, Emily, or both(the correct answer is both))
      >hardest change would be the proposal and wedding events, which are weirdly coded in game to technically not be proper events or something, so setting up a double wedding would be hard, but free love managed to pull that off, I guess
      >perhaps some new events post marriage
      >one where they're tailoring together(rather, Emily is tailoring, Haley is being a good girl and standing perfectly still)
      >one where they're looking through a scrap book Haley put together and are reminiscing about the past year and their childhood
      >one where the farmer takes them to calico desert and the three of them take pictures everywhere
      >one on ginger island where they're relaxing on the beach and say how lovely it would be to retire there
      (5/6)

      >on achieving perfection and climbing the summit, both of them join the farmer and present him with two gifts, it's the daffodils that they both were given years ago on the first meeting. They each pressed them in a book to preserve them (Haley asked for help from Emily for that, of course 🙂 lol )
      >they thank the Farmer for everything he has done, not just given them a wonderful family, but showing them how to appreciate the family the both already had and bringing the two of them closer together!
      I LOVE HALEY AND EMILY SO MUCH!
      (6/6)
      Thanks for reading my blog
      Feel free to use this headcanon as actual canon and feel free to take ideas and turn it into a mod if youre willing and able

      ?feature=shared

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure the xdew valley mod adds specific scenes and events for certain groups of wives, including Haley and Emily, as well as some generic ones for everyone

      there's no support for homosexual marriage though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon is a shimaidongay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haley's first event shows that the two of them have a rocky relationship, but the farmer is able to come to a compromise that they're both satisfied with
      >Emily's first event shows her dream and how she knows there is something special about the farmer
      >the farmer adopts a dog, whom he names Daffodil. A name in remembrance of the first meetings
      >in their daily talks to the farmer, they drop hints that they don't enjoy the company of their sister very much. They just think they're too different to get along
      >finally, the farmer spend Haley's birthday with the sisters in their house. He brought them each a loved gift that bought from the smuggler. More importantly than the gifts, though, the farmer gets them to spend time with eachother.
      >both of their following two events happen the same. The jar opener, the birb hitting the window
      >the flower festival is soon to be and the farmer has his sights set on a pair of roses
      >by this time, the have started to open up to eachother more, and let the farmer know. Here is where things get real
      >>You know, my sister isn't actually as weird as I thought. We stayed up talking all night yesterday. We actually talked about you a lot! Only good things, I promise!
      >>I've been feeling more in touch with Haley, lately, and I think it's thanks to you. We were so close when we were younger, I don't remember when we grew apart. It's been nice. 🙂
      >the farmer, having seen them every day for a month, and showered them with flowers at every opportunity, asks them both to dance at the flower festival
      >they accept. Stunned that they did, but both not being able to refuse
      >following this triumph, Haley's lost bracelet and Emily's dance are separate events that happen in late spring and early summer
      >they both also are being flirty with the farmer by this point, giving their lines of dialog that show intrest.
      (2/?)

      >occasionally they mention the other sister in the same lines, as if they know they both like you and are somewhat expecting you to choose between them, thinking the flower dance was just a fluke
      >it's now full bloom summer and their next events both involve the other sister.
      >Haley helped Emily set up the clothing therapy and Emily went with Haley to take pictures of the cows on Marnie's farm (she looks out the window to see the farmer wooing both of the sisters and thinks to herself, "based")
      >finally, on a fateful day in midsummer, the day of the luau, infact, when the farmer drops a gold star sturgeon in the potluck, he turns to the sisters and hands both of them a flower bouquet
      >they're shocked! Stunned! Flabbergasted! They need some time to think it over, but they are very, very intrested
      >this type of relationship never occurred to them before, but it feels so... right...
      >the farmer is now dating the both of them and life goes on as normal
      >Haleys ten heart event, she and Emily have just finished setting up the redroom to develop the pictures they took of the three of them at Marnie's ranch
      >the farmer goes in for the kisses, the girls are receptive
      >the three way make out session proceeds in the dark, but they go no further
      >soon after, Emily and Haley invite the farmer to go camping in the secret woods, where they cuddle up to him and have a lovely time
      >the based bear plays wingman and forces the trio into the tent, where they have a romantic and passionate make out sesh, and come very close to sex, but manage to avoid it, as they know what comes next
      >finally, the Farmer, after working hard to get bigger house and a pair of twin mermaid pendants, proposes to Haley and Emily at the end of summer
      >the ceremony is held on the pier, right when the moonlight jellies appear. It is an absolutly beautiful wedding
      (3/?)

      >the Farmer has married them both and as summer fades into fall, the three of them have the most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of sex, losing their virginities to eachother, permanently pairbonding the three of them. Forever
      >the Farmer wakes them up the next day with a pair of Daffodils, and sets off to the farmwork grind
      >life precedes as normal for the three of them
      >Haley and Emily continue to get closer to one another, and find newer and newer things to appreciate about the other. It all happened so fast, but they wouldn't change a thing
      >they take turns cooking, cleaning the house, occasionally helping with farm chores
      >Haley particular likes taking care of the bunnies and Emily loves sheering the sheep
      >they also continue their own hobbies, Emily tailoring clothes, which Haley fasions for her
      >the love spending this time together while Haley is a living mannequin for her sister to work on
      >Haley continues her photography, documenting everything that happens on the farm, with Emily often as her main subject since the Farmer is out providing for them
      >Daffodil and the parrot make fast frens, too
      >Haley still runs a cakewalk for Penny, although with Emily's help
      >Emily still makes a special outfit for the Farmer, with Haley's assistance
      >the outfit is a brilliant, crisp, green, (because it's yellow and blue (blullow))
      >as they move into the second year, they are all overjoyed to learn that Emily is pregnant!
      >of course it was bound to happen, as they took turns taking the Farmer's seed every night
      >the firstborn is a boy, named after the Farmer, at the behest of them both
      >next, Haley is pregnant and has twins! A boy and a girl named Gabriel and Gabrielle!
      >after that, Emily has a second child, a daughter named Rose!
      >the seven of them grow their homestead and family and are content with this number for now, but will surely have more children in the near future
      (4/?)

      >the farmer has, in all this time, set up a vacation home on Ginger Island, where they three(seven) of them go to relax every weekend
      >life is good on the homestead
      >life is great with Haley and Emily on either side!
      I love Haley and Emily so much it's unreal!

      So, as you can tell, most of this doesn't change too much from the basegame. There is no "added" events and all of them are just headcanon from the order they happened in and the times when it happened. An actual mod that made this romance, with minimal changes. The major ones would be to
      >combine the late events so they both appear in each
      >make it so the farmer can dance with them both at the flower dance
      >perhaps add an event where theyre discussing what is happening between the 3 of you. Maybe at this point give the player a choice with three options (Haley, Emily, or both(the correct answer is both))
      >hardest change would be the proposal and wedding events, which are weirdly coded in game to technically not be proper events or something, so setting up a double wedding would be hard, but free love managed to pull that off, I guess
      >perhaps some new events post marriage
      >one where they're tailoring together(rather, Emily is tailoring, Haley is being a good girl and standing perfectly still)
      >one where they're looking through a scrap book Haley put together and are reminiscing about the past year and their childhood
      >one where the farmer takes them to calico desert and the three of them take pictures everywhere
      >one on ginger island where they're relaxing on the beach and say how lovely it would be to retire there
      (5/6)

      didnt ask

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will read this
      t. that anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AromaSameface

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good face

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you enjoyed anon.
        I hope some day our dreams will come true

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haley's first event shows that the two of them have a rocky relationship, but the farmer is able to come to a compromise that they're both satisfied with
      >Emily's first event shows her dream and how she knows there is something special about the farmer
      >the farmer adopts a dog, whom he names Daffodil. A name in remembrance of the first meetings
      >in their daily talks to the farmer, they drop hints that they don't enjoy the company of their sister very much. They just think they're too different to get along
      >finally, the farmer spend Haley's birthday with the sisters in their house. He brought them each a loved gift that bought from the smuggler. More importantly than the gifts, though, the farmer gets them to spend time with eachother.
      >both of their following two events happen the same. The jar opener, the birb hitting the window
      >the flower festival is soon to be and the farmer has his sights set on a pair of roses
      >by this time, the have started to open up to eachother more, and let the farmer know. Here is where things get real
      >>You know, my sister isn't actually as weird as I thought. We stayed up talking all night yesterday. We actually talked about you a lot! Only good things, I promise!
      >>I've been feeling more in touch with Haley, lately, and I think it's thanks to you. We were so close when we were younger, I don't remember when we grew apart. It's been nice. 🙂
      >the farmer, having seen them every day for a month, and showered them with flowers at every opportunity, asks them both to dance at the flower festival
      >they accept. Stunned that they did, but both not being able to refuse
      >following this triumph, Haley's lost bracelet and Emily's dance are separate events that happen in late spring and early summer
      >they both also are being flirty with the farmer by this point, giving their lines of dialog that show intrest.
      (2/?)

      >occasionally they mention the other sister in the same lines, as if they know they both like you and are somewhat expecting you to choose between them, thinking the flower dance was just a fluke
      >it's now full bloom summer and their next events both involve the other sister.
      >Haley helped Emily set up the clothing therapy and Emily went with Haley to take pictures of the cows on Marnie's farm (she looks out the window to see the farmer wooing both of the sisters and thinks to herself, "based")
      >finally, on a fateful day in midsummer, the day of the luau, infact, when the farmer drops a gold star sturgeon in the potluck, he turns to the sisters and hands both of them a flower bouquet
      >they're shocked! Stunned! Flabbergasted! They need some time to think it over, but they are very, very intrested
      >this type of relationship never occurred to them before, but it feels so... right...
      >the farmer is now dating the both of them and life goes on as normal
      >Haleys ten heart event, she and Emily have just finished setting up the redroom to develop the pictures they took of the three of them at Marnie's ranch
      >the farmer goes in for the kisses, the girls are receptive
      >the three way make out session proceeds in the dark, but they go no further
      >soon after, Emily and Haley invite the farmer to go camping in the secret woods, where they cuddle up to him and have a lovely time
      >the based bear plays wingman and forces the trio into the tent, where they have a romantic and passionate make out sesh, and come very close to sex, but manage to avoid it, as they know what comes next
      >finally, the Farmer, after working hard to get bigger house and a pair of twin mermaid pendants, proposes to Haley and Emily at the end of summer
      >the ceremony is held on the pier, right when the moonlight jellies appear. It is an absolutly beautiful wedding
      (3/?)

      >the Farmer has married them both and as summer fades into fall, the three of them have the most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of sex, losing their virginities to eachother, permanently pairbonding the three of them. Forever
      >the Farmer wakes them up the next day with a pair of Daffodils, and sets off to the farmwork grind
      >life precedes as normal for the three of them
      >Haley and Emily continue to get closer to one another, and find newer and newer things to appreciate about the other. It all happened so fast, but they wouldn't change a thing
      >they take turns cooking, cleaning the house, occasionally helping with farm chores
      >Haley particular likes taking care of the bunnies and Emily loves sheering the sheep
      >they also continue their own hobbies, Emily tailoring clothes, which Haley fasions for her
      >the love spending this time together while Haley is a living mannequin for her sister to work on
      >Haley continues her photography, documenting everything that happens on the farm, with Emily often as her main subject since the Farmer is out providing for them
      >Daffodil and the parrot make fast frens, too
      >Haley still runs a cakewalk for Penny, although with Emily's help
      >Emily still makes a special outfit for the Farmer, with Haley's assistance
      >the outfit is a brilliant, crisp, green, (because it's yellow and blue (blullow))
      >as they move into the second year, they are all overjoyed to learn that Emily is pregnant!
      >of course it was bound to happen, as they took turns taking the Farmer's seed every night
      >the firstborn is a boy, named after the Farmer, at the behest of them both
      >next, Haley is pregnant and has twins! A boy and a girl named Gabriel and Gabrielle!
      >after that, Emily has a second child, a daughter named Rose!
      >the seven of them grow their homestead and family and are content with this number for now, but will surely have more children in the near future
      (4/?)

      >the farmer has, in all this time, set up a vacation home on Ginger Island, where they three(seven) of them go to relax every weekend
      >life is good on the homestead
      >life is great with Haley and Emily on either side!
      I love Haley and Emily so much it's unreal!

      So, as you can tell, most of this doesn't change too much from the basegame. There is no "added" events and all of them are just headcanon from the order they happened in and the times when it happened. An actual mod that made this romance, with minimal changes. The major ones would be to
      >combine the late events so they both appear in each
      >make it so the farmer can dance with them both at the flower dance
      >perhaps add an event where theyre discussing what is happening between the 3 of you. Maybe at this point give the player a choice with three options (Haley, Emily, or both(the correct answer is both))
      >hardest change would be the proposal and wedding events, which are weirdly coded in game to technically not be proper events or something, so setting up a double wedding would be hard, but free love managed to pull that off, I guess
      >perhaps some new events post marriage
      >one where they're tailoring together(rather, Emily is tailoring, Haley is being a good girl and standing perfectly still)
      >one where they're looking through a scrap book Haley put together and are reminiscing about the past year and their childhood
      >one where the farmer takes them to calico desert and the three of them take pictures everywhere
      >one on ginger island where they're relaxing on the beach and say how lovely it would be to retire there
      (5/6)

      >on achieving perfection and climbing the summit, both of them join the farmer and present him with two gifts, it's the daffodils that they both were given years ago on the first meeting. They each pressed them in a book to preserve them (Haley asked for help from Emily for that, of course 🙂 lol )
      >they thank the Farmer for everything he has done, not just given them a wonderful family, but showing them how to appreciate the family the both already had and bringing the two of them closer together!
      I LOVE HALEY AND EMILY SO MUCH!
      (6/6)
      Thanks for reading my blog
      Feel free to use this headcanon as actual canon and feel free to take ideas and turn it into a mod if youre willing and able

      Neat

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Penny’sBreeder1488

    I love my cute baby fevered wife!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trailer trash
      >fat, slobbish, foul mouthed and tempered, alcoholic mother

      Women always turn into their mothers. Tread carefully.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he finally gone?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KYaaaaaaaaAAAA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I want those blue chickens.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tumblr_
      Not surprising in the least.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ape added a random chance that the trees will be rendered useless to the point that they do not even drop seeds or can be tapped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fall for you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that should be winter, the official wiki doesn't even talk about this new random event

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Official wiki is 3 years behind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the big deal? Maybe have more than a single tapper and it wouldnt be a problem

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Patch notes mentioned it that some trees in fall get into winter mode early

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The donkey mod that just replaces the horse will work on the new version? It's just a sprite swap so I don't see why there'd be an issue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking pervert

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just don't understand

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wants his daughter to focus on her studies, not marrying a farmer.

      >modders had several months to update the documentation on the wiki
      >forced to rely on the cluttered as frick 1.6 Migration page
      >meanwhile the individual modding pages like the NPC Dispositions have ZERO new info are still stuck in 1.5 mode
      >mfw my NPC doesn't even exist outside of events anymore, that's how hard shit got wrecked

      But now you can mod anything!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If rock muncher waifu is ever patched I will uninstall

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >modders had several months to update the documentation on the wiki
    >forced to rely on the cluttered as frick 1.6 Migration page
    >meanwhile the individual modding pages like the NPC Dispositions have ZERO new info are still stuck in 1.5 mode
    >mfw my NPC doesn't even exist outside of events anymore, that's how hard shit got wrecked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't manage a month with just vanilla gameplay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mod cannot wait, anon. But it sure is disheartening when everything's broken at the molecular level and the one single place that should have organized info does not.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already hungry for a new patch
    What will be the theme for 1.7? My guess is it will revolve around gemstones and minerals and museum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there won't be 1.7. I want the Haunted Chocolatier.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b-bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >64 mods

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might want to use the basement

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pedo modders have the majority of Stardew losers in their grasp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jas mod will be the first and probably last mod to break free of 16x32 sprite sex scenes and have actual animated portraits
      Meanwhile there's people actually PAYING for the half-assed ESLfest that is Lewddew Valley on Patreon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you wanted to max your relationship with the best romance candidate off course!

        are the sex animations done or i need GMCM to activate it?

        No. Also what did Ape mean by this new line?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to submit Jas to my tip.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it guys. I got everything I need to unlock the bus on the 13th of spring. Even got the skull key. Though I won't get my pickaxe back until the 14th.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      think you're ready for that shit, punk?

      >game has an impossible achievement

      That's nothing. Try beating NG++ in Prairie King

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has an impossible achievement

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to publicly acknowledge that the increase movement speed mod is cheating. I have removed the mod mid-playthrough and recognize that I can no longer truly "beat the game" due to using a cheat mod. The fault is all mine and I do apologize.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the 2 spood Beest books?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's when I realized that the movement speed mod is cheating. I bought the books and then uninstalled the mod.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any mods to make the game "Harder" without being unfair? I'm already doing some "House Rules" so as to balance out some of the OP stuff. But maybe someone has a neat mod?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Define harder.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Combat more dangerous, i.e stronger enemies. Maybe food/etc restoring less energy. Slower xp gains probably?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's longevity. It adds price fluctuations (including out of season crops being worth more), bills based on your water and electricity usage, as well as the net worth of your buildings, etc, and taxes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks! I'll look at that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's longevity. It adds price fluctuations (including out of season crops being worth more), bills based on your water and electricity usage, as well as the net worth of your buildings, etc, and taxes.

          dang, seems its out of date. Not for 1.6...and last comments are from 2018?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bummer. Looks like they locked the thread in 2018 so you can't find any posts about alternatives or unofficial updates there. Maybe if you look around, you can find something somewhere. There's also Hardew Valley, may be what you're looking for. Don't know if it's updated yet or not.

            >including out of season crops being worth more
            doesn't this mean you can hold your crops until next season and sell them for even more money?

            Yeah, if you can sit on them for that long. Also makes the greenhouse even more useful.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll check it out, thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >including out of season crops being worth more
        doesn't this mean you can hold your crops until next season and sell them for even more money?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What secret gift do you think I gave Jas?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a cake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF how could you tell?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gut feeling

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually uncanny how much hiding vanilla Jas' hair improves her.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            true

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ape literally saw what these threads were doing to her, he probably took notes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i would like to see her with her hair down

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her getting zonked by the sauna is too cute

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It should be below the shoulder

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's only winter when she grows it out

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are the sex animations done or i need GMCM to activate it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only the old events (which do include lewds but not full penetration) are in the last version of the mod, you have to wait for the update for the rest. You can activate them with GMCM.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is there any guide to know in wich part of the town should i activate the old events?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Town, beach, forest (including an event which can only be activated while Jas is in the forest). That's all I think.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The scenes had no trigger, once you activate them they will play automatically after you leave an area

                okay, thanks guys

                [...]
                [...]
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                legal in my country, cope

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And which country might that be?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The scenes had no trigger, once you activate them they will play automatically after you leave an area

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you wanted to max your relationship with the best romance candidate off course!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you marry Clint? Even that bum Shane is eligible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to be helping incels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clint was dead last in the marriage poll behind Linus, Wizard, and Shane.
      https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/717475373903011840

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women would rather frick a homeless bum than Clint
        Grim

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true to life. there is nothing less attractive to a woman than a "man" who's too afraid of her to even talk to her or express his interest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its the face, shane's face is at least attractive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even the biggest perverts and the wokest morons never do anything with Clint
        >former ignore him
        >latter slap some sunglasses on him and just say he's blind or something while every other character gets a radical, moronic redesigns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because who gives a shit about Clint?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because what would be the point of him selling you shit if he married you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And vise versa.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get multiple spouses mod
        >marry Emily and Clint
        >make him watch every night
        >make him upgrade my tools for free
        yeah, it's gamer time

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What did she mean by this, bros?
    emily's squirrel loaf wasn't made of squirrel, it was made for squirrels.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It begins
      You cannot run
      Embrace it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time to start a new save anon, you fricked up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >queen of the sauce on weird forecast
      >static

      Did I fricking miss out on learning a new recipe?!?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He didn't learn how to cook Ṱ̵̨̨̘͇͖̯̟͉̗̮̖̱̼̬͑͌̔̊͑̀̀̒͌̋̈͠͝H̴̛̻̫͖̮̎͌̈́̇͗̌̈͋̍͛́̄̎̇̈͠E̷̳̞͎̗̭̟̳̞̊͌̓̽Y̸̡̟̪͎͎̮̜̯̭͚͕͚͍̽̈́͊̄̆̆̈́̐̀̈́̂̚ ̴̨̻̼̼̜̺̫̗̥͕̾̀̇́̂H̶̨̧̺̤̯̙͕͚͙̘͚̟̳͚̺̺͆͑̇̊̏͋͒͐̆̐́͆̚Ǔ̶͉̮̂̽̔͑̌̑̀̎͂́̑̚̕͝Ņ̵̦̭̯̝̉̿̌̇̀̏̽̉̈́̉͒͂͆̊̌̄͜Ģ̴̢̡̣͚͎̭̳̞̟͚̤̮̮̪̮̓͊̈́̎̎̚͝͠Ẻ̵͔̙̙̞̿͌̍͐̉̃̋́̕͝͠R̵̨̡̛̥̜̞͍̯͖̪̻̦̹̩̰͍̈́̎̒͆̊͒̈́͌͋̑͗̍͝͝ on the green rain days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Have fun waiting til year 2.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Have fun waiting til year 2.

        There's reruns on Wednesdays that will show you recipes you've missed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R.I.P.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demetrius cooking up that green stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything seems to be in order

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quality of life mods aren't enough
    I need more official patch updates and notes

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me so long to find the last Dwarf Scroll I maxed out my friendship with everyone (besides Pam, Pierre and Gus who are on 8-9 hearts)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure like half of Ganker has never met the dwarf before. Like people seem to not even know the character exists

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't help that you need to find 4 scrolls while mining to even be able to talk to him.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Give Kent an Iridium Rabbit's Foot and 4 Stardrop Tea on his birthday just days after entering year 2
    >Immediately 10 hearts
    I know what I'm doing for Leo once I can make my island totem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giving men gifts
      does your mom know you're gay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's never gifted his buddy a steam game so they could bro it up together
        your parents on the other hand are painfully aware of your friendless loser status, given that you still live with them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >your parents on the other hand are painfully aware of your friendless loser status, given that you still live with them.
          holy shit the projection is off the charts, you disgusting fricking homosexual!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if it's just projection, why did it make you so angry?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not angry at all, you moronic fricking homosexual! You're the one that sperged out after being called out on your homosexualry! Sad!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a disappointment to your parents.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep projecting gaygay! Imagine getting so butthurt over getting called out on your homosexualry MAX FRICKING KEK MY SIDES

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bro it up together
          is this code for having gay sex?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks bros being bros is code for gay sex
            anon is there something you want to tell us?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he's never gifted his buddy a steam game so they could bro it up together
              your parents on the other hand are painfully aware of your friendless loser status, given that you still live with them.

              >has to gift his """friends"""" steam games so they can play with him for a few minutes
              I don't usually have to bribe people to hang out with me. I can't even remember the last time I gifted anyone anything through steam. That's really sad of you to admit anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm miserly and have no friends
                >people on steam hate me so much they can't bear to play anything with me more than a few minutes
                imagine self-owning yourself this hard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting? I didn't say any of that and it's not true for me either. I have plenty of friends, you sound like you're projecting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >makes up insane bullshit
                >gets called out on obvious projecting
                >unironic "no u" attempt in response
                you're genuinely brain damaged.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only one making insane assumptions and rambling like an idiot is you. I originally called you out on being a gay, which you are. You admitted to it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the only one making insane assumptions and rambling like an idiot is

                >giving men gifts
                does your mom know you're gay?

                (You)

                [...]
                >has to gift his """friends"""" steam games so they can play with him for a few minutes
                I don't usually have to bribe people to hang out with me. I can't even remember the last time I gifted anyone anything through steam. That's really sad of you to admit anon.

                (You)
                you're a selfish, friendless incel who obsesses over homosexuality and keeps bringing it up without anyone asking. every single post you make is a bullseye against yourself. keep replying though, queer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only 1 of those was me. You're still projecting anon, literally nothing of what you said applies to me. I didn't bring up homosexuality, you did here:

                >Give Kent an Iridium Rabbit's Foot and 4 Stardrop Tea on his birthday just days after entering year 2
                >Immediately 10 hearts
                I know what I'm doing for Leo once I can make my island totem.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't post that, nor does that post say anything about homosexuality. You're the one who assumed homosexuality, because you're a homosexual with no friends who thinks any interaction between males is gay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn't post that, then why are you even responding to me, moron? Are you white knighting a random anon?

                Also, that post is 100% gay, he is trying to romance 2 male characters. That's gay, you homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't make the original post. Every post afterwards has been you sperging out about definitely not being a homosexual despite obsessing over gays and constantly bringing them up unasked. As you continue to do in this post as well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Calling you out on your homosexualry doesn't mean I'm obsessed. You have a very loose definition of that word.
                You're much more obsessed with white knighting

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was all me actually

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just had the BEST day of the game so far bros
    >fall 7
    >wake up
    >take care of the aminals
    >sprint to the mines with trippleshot espresso from a mysterybox
    >last day to get the prismatic jelly
    >reenter rooms 5, 45, 85
    >fricking LUCK OUT and almost immediately get it
    >have enough time to stay in and complete a redslime bounty
    >get out
    >go to town
    >fish up a tiger trout on my first try
    >this was the last fish I needed to complete the fish tank
    >go fix up that badboy
    >realize you can now put your own fish in there. Neat!
    >can't find lewis, head to the wizard tower
    >pass by lewis on the way back from his weekly PLAPPING session with marnie
    >grab that prize ticket
    >smuggler is selling WINE. BASED
    >hand over the gay jelly to the gay wizard so he can be GAY with it
    >run back over to lewis house to turn in the ticket
    >oh shit, another ticket in the box from the weekly quest
    >double prize it up. Pomegranate sapling (already bought one in the summer, but thisll go great in the greenhouse)
    >head back to the farm with pleanty of time to water the crops I skipped on in the morning so I could try for the jelly
    >my wives Haley and Emily say
    >>You look like you had a very good day!
    >>let me(us) help you destress
    Holy shit this game CANNOT be more comfy
    What a lucky day bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a satisfying and productive day with a bit of good luck
      men only want one thing and it's disgusting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >twitter memes
        you gotta go back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my wives
      Is there a mormon mod I'm not aware of ? How do you get 2 wives?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called polyamorysweet
        Lets you have multiple spouses
        It's a little bit janky, but it mostly works

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's a black hebrew israelite thing

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod to let clint have a happy ending? I mean I laugh and make jokes about cucking him, but I think it'd be nice if he got a break, even if it is in a mod.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally in the game, just get Clint to 6-8 hearts before Emily to get the event where they go on a date. You totally know he absolutely crushed her blue pussy that night.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, that's cute I never knew that was in game. I usually level up Emily before Clint even if not marrying her. Thanks anon!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Utterly delusional anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        in your DREAMS, Clint, I'm afraid in real life asking for a date is step one of many, the rest of which you're doomed to fail

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got to year 2
    >motivation to play drops
    I haven’t even Finished the community Centre yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. I get so burnt out by the end of year 1. I've seen everything. I've never reached year 3. My friend's cousin's apparently played up to year 5.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because your friend's cousin isn't a minmaxing autist tbh tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >growing a bunch of trees for tappers
      >the green rain grows most of them overnight but turns em gay
      frick Shrek

      this. I get so burnt out by the end of year 1. I've seen everything. I've never reached year 3. My friend's cousin's apparently played up to year 5.

      the new update added a bunch of stuff to solve this problem. Also, there's a bunch of shit that you can't even do in year 1 that doesn't unlock until at least year 2, several events and locations.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >magic cart is selling an eel for 800
    Should I buy it for the bundle? How hard is it to catch one of those frickers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eel
      Easy but you have to wait for rain. I think as far as bundles go the sturgeon is the hardest to catch or that desert fish.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't screencap the first message where Clint mentions wanting to buy a PC, this is what followed, kek.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clint is LITERALLY me. Thank you ConcernedApe!

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what does the green rain do?
    It puts moss everywhere and makes giant green dick trees and that's it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explore the forest at night when it's raining green. The Wizard will give you a clue if you're friends with him.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing a no looking up run but I'm getting a bit frustrated with presents. Is there a trustworthy in game way to find out favorite presents despite trying out random things? Should I just talk to everyone randomly till they drop hints about their likes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Secret Notes. When you get to winter an event will happen that will give you a magnifying glass. From that point on secret notes will drop from all stuff and a lot of the notes tell you about villager's favorite things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Friends and family will randomly tell you stuff that other villagers love or hate. Starting in Winter you can also find Secret Notes which can give you quick rundown on a few villagers' favorites.
      There are some gifts that everybody loves, like the new Stardrop Tea you can get from the Prize Machine and few other places.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most people like flowers and gemstones, those are usually a safe bet until you figure out what they love or hate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      almost everything you can produce on your farm will be liked by most people, and some will love certain things. some hate certain things though. cooked food is also a good bet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no lookup run
      sounds fun, i hope you're taking notes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CA added a bit more dialogue where villagers tell you what they or someone they know likes
      Click on them in the social tab and it will tell you what you know from hints and gifting them yourself

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I modded out friendship decay and no I will not apologize!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      friendship decay is such a nonfactor I don't see the point. you have to ignore someone for like an entire year to decay a single heart, and you can earn that heart back in a day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a nonfactor, why is the mechanic in the game? check-mate atheists.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the decay is probably there for "realism" I guess. if you ignored an irl friend for 10 years they probably wouldn't give a single shit about you anymore, yea? you'd be strangers at that point.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't be a stranger but the Stardew Valley relationship system is literally just a number going from 0 to whatever and nothing more, so obviously can't depict any complex relationships so I don't know what people are expecting.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who played on the meadow farm how is it so far? Was either going to do that or standard for my next playthrough mostly because of the space differences. Last time I played I did Hilltop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in mid-summer and it's a cool farm so far. There's still plenty of space further from your house if you want to grow a shitload of crops, but the small area in front of your house is fine for most things. It doesn't really have any major drawbacks like the hilltop or beach farm.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >shane relegated to gross homosexual inflation fetishists
    sad

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jasposter is gone
    >threads are now being spammed with degenerate homosexual and fat fetish garbage
    I pray that the damn mod dependencies get updated already for Jas, Morgan, and the others.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised if the guy working on the Jas mod and the Jas poster are the same person, which is why he hasn't been seen since 1.6 dropped because he's busy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hasn't been seen
        There was an update like a day ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've already started working on Morgan again. The damage is worse than I thought, plus I have to hope there are enough re-worked NPCs on Nexus for me to take a look at because the wiki 1.6 page is downright useless. Dependencies are not an issue with the exception of NPC Adventures, if the mod is fixed before it updates I wouldn't mind releasing without it.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a bigger betrayal than Jas mod source files having pixel art with shane fricking her but the actual mod has none of that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to see that shit, thank god Jas anon ignored that stuff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, he seems ambitious. There is multiple options per event.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jas is for vincent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vincent is gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vincent only cares about redhead pussy and she still refuses to acknowledges Leo's existence even with several new lines.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jas is for vincent

        peeds KYS now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. Also what did Ape mean by this new line?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that line
            This has to be on purpose. How can a man be so based?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm on this side now since that homosexual modder who is obsessed with "poz" now makes Morgan (clearly a boy) into a girl. Pedos go too far.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone adopted that expensive-ass turtle yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has the same moronic animations as the dog and cat, idk why they cost a lot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cause it's cool
        Dummy

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been several years since I played, should I start a new save?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grinding hardwood in the forest
    >game freezes
    >shutdown game
    >cant load into game anymore
    >save file corrupted
    >1 million dollars lost
    it's over. frick this gay ass game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game saves your previous day save file too, go into the folder it should be called _old

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now you are free, brother.

        backup is broken too. im officially done with stardew

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now you are free, brother.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many mods?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        none. im vanilla gang and i think it's GG. frick the grind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SMAPI has regular save backups. Vanillacucks absolutely and inexorably BTFO.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fan art is always a million times better than the in-game art.
    As dumb as it is, I just can't get past the shitty in-game art and don't get very far.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So use portrait mods to have the fanart... in your game. You dingus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't found any portrait mods I liked, but maybe its just the ones on Nexus that sucks. I'm not sure where else I might find them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you're just being a whinny c**t, there are tons of different kinds of portrait mods to choose from.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And they all suck

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, have you seen the ones on Nexus? For whatever reason, nobody makes portrait mods with the good fanart.
            I understand, beggers being choosers and all that, I don't know how to make the mods myself, so I don't have much room to b***h. But it's still disappointing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately 1.6 broke pretty much all of them and there are currently like two of them that cover all the NPCs, with one basically being the same as vanilla. Shit's fricked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm currently waiting to play the game because none of the portrait mods that I even remotely like have updated so far. Shit fricking sucks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fan art is always a million times better than the in-game art.
      Have we been looking at the same art? Most of it is clearly rubbish straight from Tumblr.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mixed bag. The in-game art mostly sucks, specially for certain characters, so portrait mods are generally an improvement. But then when the original art is good none of them get it right. This haley expression for example

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Single Treasure Chest containing Diamond, Neptune's Glaive and farming book
    Wow.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got a silo built in Meadowlands, a few days before Summer starts.
    Going to break waifu tradition and frick Sebastian's bussy this time I think.
    As far as the silo goes, should I ONLY be reaping regular grass and leaving my blue grass up? I'm thinking it might be worth moving my coop down to the southern, larger area and putting more crops where the coop used to be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just reap the regular grass and let the blue grass grow. blue grass gives you more when you reap it, but at this point you want to let the blue grass fill up as much of the southern part of your farm as possible
      using the southern part for coop(s) and barn(s) is a good way to go if you want to focus on the animals, with the spot in front of your house, where the coop starts, and the greenhouse being farming areas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay cool.
        I've just got the option between Rancher or Tiller. Since I'm doing Meadowlands is Rancher more worth doing? I mean if the ultimate goal turning animal products into crafted goods (mayo and shit), do they even still get the bonus?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dude no
          never do rancher lmfao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who cares? You always have 1000000000000000000000g after the first year basically nothing matters.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only do rancher if you're playing some 'animals only' challenge.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is tiller leads to artisan at 10 which makes cheese/mayo/etc 40% more valuable, twice what rancher is giving you. So it just ends up being best for everything.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fatty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't even look like Abigail. It's more like Caroline with purple hair.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's supposed to be aged up Abigail after you marry her so that makes sense. “If you want to know what your wife will look like 20 years from now, look at her mom” and all.

        Though that logic spells tragedy for Pennygays.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          leah bros won

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to combine Penny (intelligent and motherly instincts), Leah (appreciation of love for nature and the outdoors), and Emily (esoteric and magical inclinations, full of love) into the perfect woman

          >Though that logic spells tragedy for Pennygays
          Nah, Pam looks like shit because she's an alcoholic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo with abby

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't beat the first level of Prairie King
        >pretends to be a gamer girl
        lol Ape, you dog...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I can totally do that... haha

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit, it's the blind guy who delegates his posts to his younger brother.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, sorry, I just saved it with the same filename back then because I thought it was funny.

              Hope that guy is still around.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No! Bed Breaking! Baby Making! Sex with Penny!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          por que no los dos?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, I don't speak lesser languages. Now post Penny, you fake Spaniard.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              heres your penny bro

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spent all day today and yesterday playing at work. About to go into summer 2 and debating who to wife up this time.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best investment you will ever make.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I get for saving up for the auto grabber and never looking at her shop. I could have bought that ages ago.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hate this broad so much

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        leave the parrot alone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There she is, the best girl.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like AI

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it does
          not great

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AI can do any style that you show it, literally anything can look like AI

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mindbroken

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll dick one sister, then the other sister, then both the sisters at the same time.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love cutting down trees.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How easy is it to write dialogue for this game? I'd personally want to spend a lot of time to get into Ape's head, and try to emulate his writing, but I also have zero coding or game development knowledge. What I do have is years of writing expertise and a passion for dialogue. I would love to just add lots of varied discussions to the game. Especially for Jas.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is an easy game to mod, there should be a text file for dialog, just copy the code and replace the text.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't want to change any of his dialogue, just add more. Guess I'll look into it. Might just do it for my own personal use, because while I enjoy my own prose, I'm not sure if I could properly emulate the writing style of Ape.

        You literally only need Notepad++ to add dialogue to the game, that's how easy it is. On the creative side, every non-romanceable character only has like 30-40 lines (formerly 20-30, t-thanks Ape) of very generic dialogue so it may or may not be tough to actually get into the role.

        That's pretty rough, yeah. I guess going off of their personalities could help, without creating new "Canon". That severely limits the scope, but, for an add-on to dialogue trees, I wouldn't want to change anyone's history or add anything different. Maybe a lot of lines focused on their loves/likes/dislikes, inter-character relations, ongoing events, e.t.c.
        Thanks. I'll see about giving it a shot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The code is pretty simple to read, i'm sure you will understand when you see it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but I don't know anything about computers. I'm 30 but I had the PC knowledge of a 70-year-old. I guess I can put them together fine, but otherwise I never learned even a single most basic step in coding or anything related. Maybe I can get someone to do it for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You literally only need Notepad++ to add dialogue to the game, that's how easy it is. On the creative side, every non-romanceable character only has like 30-40 lines (formerly 20-30, t-thanks Ape) of very generic dialogue so it may or may not be tough to actually get into the role.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really easy to edit or add dialogue. The hard part is adding good dialogue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep it simple

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep it simple

        I plan to keep it very simple. No changing backstories, no adding to characters lore, no modifying anything about them really. Just more immersive stuff fitting with the Ape's writing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really easy to edit or add dialogue. The hard part is adding good dialogue.

      Writing good dialogue its actually easy. The hard part is writing for an existing character. You must thinl about it so its makes sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Writing good dialogue its actually easy
        >You must thinl about it so its makes sense

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No "civilizing" the cute twink
    goddamnit ape you had one job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twink
      Leo is like 9 you bastard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out of 5?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got the mail about the desert festival. Sounds like it could be a pretty big boost to early game. Anyone been through it?

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new expansion mod
    >it's filled with las creaturas
    Our mods died for this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's just tan anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mod her into the game
        NOW

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people in the West look like that as far as I've seen. Remember how GTA 6 trailer is basically depicting Miami's population spot on?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that's just a white women being out in the sun FAR too long. You can see the skin cancer forming on her cheek.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS HER MOD???? I WANT MILF SWEATY RANCHER MOMMY PUSSY

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mining sure feels like the worst mastery but that furnace recipe is so tempting...

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where does it say Leahs ex is a girl?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're playing a guy her ex is a guy, if you're playing a girl her ex is a girl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you lezz out with leah her ex is a gurl

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come I can't have a threesome with Haley and Emily?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can with the right attitude

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's Summer Squash used for? No recipes include it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good for energy

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, can the coop in meadow map be moved or am I stuck with where it's originally placed?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I play a fem farmer who is the Stacy choice for romance?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haley is still the premier choice.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How difficult is it to make a portrait mod? Not the drawing part, the actually putting the stuff in the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few lines in Notepad++, literally just grab another portrait mod and replace the important info.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if this is new to 1.6, but I noticed it when I started playing again and it's been a time-saving godsend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if this is new to 1.6, but I noticed it when I started playing again and it's been a time-saving godsend.

      This has been in the game since 1.0.

      Lets be honest, the in-game tutorials are severely lacking.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, we need a two hour long sequence set in the farmer's childhood (ran through a sepia filter with burnt film edges) where your mother teaches you the basics of maintaining a garden before being horribly maimed in some Gotoro bombing, causing the family to go into debt to pay off the medical expenses and culminating into you working for Joja.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nani sore

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I make a portrait mod using AI and upload it to Nexus, will they call the police on me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but no one will give a shit either because the site is flooded with trash like that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i will call it garbage if your lora is utter garbage and if you use default one i will false dmca it for being a lazy homosexual

        but what if I really curate the images and edit the final results to make em nice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but what if i actually put effort?
          well shit Black person people might like it? who woulda'be thought

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will call it garbage if your lora is utter garbage and if you use default one i will false dmca it for being a lazy homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AI HD portraits
      >give the girls gigantic breasts
      >make Maru and Demetrius as light skinned as possible while not being fully white (you can also pretend you're korean for an extra shield)
      Nexus is completely fine with AI stuff, but follow these simple steps and you'll instantly collect insane levels of seethe from the official SDV server.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recommend ideas for a custom NPC mod.
    Can come from Pelican Town or any other mod

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John Halo, he's Kent's friend from the war and moves in under the saloon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lunna!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lunna
        Literally who

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kent rapes you shortly after returning but no one believes you

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know if you hold the watering can (upgraded one) so it does a large area of watering and hold the button for walking in a direction there's this weird floaty hopping animation you get, I haven't noticed it before. It's hard to explain.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a special place in hell for people that want to cuck Kent.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How heaviliy do you mod your game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b-bros?

      64 mods and counting

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really thought the Trout Derby would be more profitable.
    I guess the totems and mystery boxes are nice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trout derby prizes are dogshit, you need to wait for SquidFest, thats the festival that gives you excellent prizes

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yo anon, you seen Penny lately? last I saw her she still had leaves in her hair
    >haha, smell ya later bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon got so BTFO that he can only green text
      KEK. Eat shit loser.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats just some dude taking the piss

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, anon. We can't take the piss anymore. We just defeated the cuck gays, and now we're on the lookout to attack any cuck gays ass if they ever show their cuck faces again.

          heres your penny bro

          This isn't Penny. This is a lie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            penny is too plain jane for me in all honesty, she'd make a good friend but I wouldn't marry her

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But would you string her along and bask in her innocence while abusing her naive affections?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? I'd just be a good friend to her like sam is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I've been adventuring with Abi in the mines. Good luck though, I'm rooting for you two.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hat is a huge improvement. Now we just need to go for Harvey's pornlord mustache and pull off Maru's weave and tell her to grow out her hair natural.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game ever give you a hint to where you can find these or should I just google it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the SANDfish and Pufferfish are self-explanatory, anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WOODskipper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beach/mines/desert/secret forest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the pufferfish, the other three are only in certain, unique locations. If you get to somewhere new and there's water there, try fishing

      the pufferfish is only there in a 4 hour window during summer so it's easy to miss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I legit don't think I've caught a pufferfish in like 5 different farms. I've just got crazy lucky with the traveling merchant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they only spawn on sunny days in the summer on the beach from 12 to 4 pm and have to compete with a shitload of other summer saltwater fish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 Fishing
      >Pufferfish are still annoying to catch

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear the octopus is harder to catch than the legendary fish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/8897

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever your waifu is
    She's perfect (for you) and a good choice
    Unless her name is Maru

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got an amazing Marnie delivery, all the Marniebros are going to love this.

    [...]

    https://files.catbox.moe/l1ze9c.png

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insanely quality art. Thanks anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the shit anon, thanks

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a patch that was supposed to make all framework mods obsolete
    >all the mods that required a framework mod still require them now
    what was the fricking point then?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of them havent been updated. Once they are, the mod makers who are not moronic will remove the requirement mods

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hell yeah

    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    Neat

    Thanks breh

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey clint you fricking queer maybe emily would like you more if you closed at 5:00 PM like a normal fricking person you shit frick you

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just found out you can check bundles from your inventory
    >been walking all the way to the community center to check what I need manually
    owari da...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also know this

      i love him

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgot to get to 4 hearts with anyone before the Flower Dance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats a normal mistake, its almost impossible to get 4 hearts, unless you give top tier gifts every week and also talk to that person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty easy with Haley but I wasn't going for her this time, and I for some reason gave Quartz to Abigail instead of the Amethysts in my inventory. Not like it matters since I'll just dance the next time.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good self-imposed challenges to make the game more interesting?

    I was thinking something like having to actually eat, or maybe rolling which crop I'll raise that season, idk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >limit the number of crops you grow at one time
      >can't water, only use sprinklers
      >stick to ranching
      >randomize bundles when you start a game (look at the options)
      >go Joja (if you are soulless)
      >choose a profession and stick to it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never clean the farm (fallen logs, spreading weeds, etc). Your pickaxe, axe, and scythe will NOT be used at all on the farm except to collect crops that require the scythe. This gets pretty cruel later on from spreading weeds and random saplings.

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only like 10 updated portrait mods available and they're all mediocre
    I'm starting to think having new winter portraits wasn't worth it. At all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm checking for updates every few hours
      I hate it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Nyapu's

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >autosage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough nintendogayging, aislop, or schizo shitposting, we'll never be a cultural phenomenon at this rate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it be autosaging though?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jas

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate?
    What am I missing? Don't say jasmod!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't say jasmod!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combat Controls.
      Don't know if it works with 1.6 though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's....ovah

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are we autosaged?

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >come this far
    >lose all lives in the next level
    >die on the VERY LAST JUMP
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY though?

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the autosage?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY though?

      are we autosaged?

      Why would it be autosaging though?

      It's....ovah

      >autosage

      you guys made fun of Clint too many times.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it be autosaging though?

      Jannies have considered these threads generals for years now. If you make a thread you have a good chance of getting banned or warned for making a general. One janny in particular seems to have it out for us.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the amount of actual shit threads on Ganker but Stardew threads gets bullied
        Fricking bullshit man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mods=Black folk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO FUN ALLOWED

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why
    not available on switch yet

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who will make the next thread?
    who is brave enough?
    I have so much to discuss...
    Please,
    don't let it end.
    Not yet...

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farming sims will never be video games.

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