Stardew Valley

I'm going to marry Penny.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No you're not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I will.

      ans yet you will die a virgin irl
      funny how that works

      Once I get this farm up and running, every girl in town will want a piece of me. Just you wait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's 9 + 10

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ans yet you will die a virgin irl
    funny how that works

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's up
    https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1773091487514841089

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seems like nerfs, mostly. I won't be updating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I closed the game and got the update.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ancient seed packets removed from traveling merchant
      Thank God. With how OP they are you should have to earn them not just buy them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isn't rare seed way more op?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What seed?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mine (inside Penny, Leah, and Emily)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. You don't get a return on your investment until the end of Fall, the fruit can't be turned into wine and most importantly they don't grow back.
          They're not a bad investment at all (assuming you can spare the money) but they're mostly just a nice bonus in the Fall (and to get you a Stardrop), Ancient Fruit can support your farm's income by itself all year long once you fill your Greenhouse with them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ancient fruit is a perennial, it will keep producing from a single seed. This means with a seedmaker you can get infinite ancient fruit from a single plant. Every fruit will go in the seed maker and out comes 1-3 new seeds to plant in the greenhouse, and it snowballs rapidly from there. You can eventually fill your whole greenhouse with ancient fruit producing year round, and have sheds full of kegs making ancient fruit wine. It's a much slower paced grind than coffee or hops, which can be snowballed the same way, but much faster due to daily harvests. Ancient fruit snowballing is great for if you want to make tons of money in the very long term without sweating over it every day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sometimes seedmaker can fail and give mixed seeds. rare but yeh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        earn them via rng versus rng + spending money?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im pretty sure that's why they were entirely removed from the traveling merchant. Because it was stupid common to have them appear the very first Friday and also have them be the lowest price of 300. Like to the point we're it might have been a bug

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't buy them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >telling a FOMO farmer to MO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just bought an ancient seed pack yesterday.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he bought?
        storm it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can have geodes cracked while tools are being upgraded
      people want frickin easy mode now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Now I can work that spineless bastard to the bone.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saying no to maru's huge brown ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretending to like the village’s frumpy, Black person nerd to be le contrarian

      Lmfao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person nerd
        Um, the correct term is mulatto nerd. She's a halfbreed. Which would make your children quadroons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MULATTO BUTTS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him and wasnt even in the thread but you have no idea what a frumpy person is if thats your idea. lol, lmao, lmfao even, cope and seethe in the reply ill never look at homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't she wear overalls? Dunno what else she wears, never care at all for her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now imagine Haley in muddy overalls

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Now imagine Haley in muddy overalls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking ugly lil mary sue

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jas is mine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen threads this jasless in years, it's so bizarre. Doesn't feel right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jasposters have disappeared
        FBI finally doing their job

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ConcernedApe my beaner friend just got a computer for the first time in his life, do you have any keys left in the dumpster from the last time you handed out 400 codes for christmas?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Jasbro? Did janny finally rangeban him for good?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got first place in the fair year one without even knowing what I'm doing. Get fricked Pierre.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jasposter was killed during israel attack on gaza, palestine

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i married leah in my newest game and i fricking regret it
    her art sucks and she always talks about being sweaty, and only likes salads, fricking b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >always sweaty
      OBLIVIOUS farmer gets NTR'd by STUD blacksmith

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just give her wine moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can literally just pull anything out of the dirt and give it to her and she will be happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like her, but she only has one actually sweet heart event and it's the one where you lift her to get something from a tree. Disappointing, considering she's pretty sweet in normal married dialogue.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OI WHAT'S THIS GENERAL DOING HERE? A NIKKE THREAD DIED FOR THIS GAME DISCUSSION . I JUST WARNED YOU LAST THREAD.. RESPECT MY AUTORITHY

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who else is doing a Joja run?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Done it once a year ago for novelty and it's better than I anticipated, much faster and more streamlined, more for the casual player. Not doing it again, though, but I do think it's underrated/shat on unfairly (mostly r*dditors who have never even tried it and just go 'joja bad'). I think you ought to do it with SVE, though, I think that mod adds a lot of depth to it (events/cutscenes)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who else is doing a Joja run?

        All my playthroughs were through joja.
        I usually unlock mine carts and the bus stop through the community center, then switch to Joja for the rest.

        The community center makes me feel way too tense and like I am running everything through a checklist. Meanwhile with joja you can play however you want, just do whatever seems fun and presto.

        WITH THAT SAID I was trying to do my current playthrough through the community center and lo and behold, I missed the 5 golden parnips. Frick this shit.

        I think the community center became pointless after ginger island and qi quests which added a way better challenge to the game. People should play early and midgame however they want instead of being forced to play a checklist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no you don't understand I HAVE to complete it year 1

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want to lock myself out of essential game features until the end of year 2 for no reason
            >and I want these two years to be spent completing the game's checklist instead of doing what I actually want to do

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you only need 3 of the 4 gold star crops to finish the bundle, just do melons pumpkins and corn instead homosexual.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Lock myself out of essential game features
              The frick are you on about?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                greenhouse I'd imagine

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I missed the 5 golden parnips. Frick this shit.
          How? I have never once missed that bundle, in all my play-throughs. You have to be deliberately trying to snub it. Parnsips have a super short growing time, have extremely cheap seeds, and you get access to the crafting recipe for basic fertilizer at farming level 1, which only requires tree sap to make, something you have in abundance after clearing trees on your farm for wood to build chests. As long as you consistently plant parsnips in fertilized soil there's no way you can't get 5 gold parsnips, in fact you'll probably wind up with more than 20 gold parnsips total, over the course of the season, if you keeps spamming parsnips (which you should, to maximize your farming level).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >escape the corporate bullshit and flee to a small town for an honest life
          >help the very same corporation that fricked you move into the nice small town
          I don't care, that's bullshit and you're a gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >corporations bad, town good!
            This is stupid on so many levels I can't even begin to explain why

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're literally dumping their trash into the local river, and your character used to work for them until they had a mental breakdown and bailed. cmon you're just being silly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They're literally dumping their trash into the local river
                Joja mart is not breaking any laws, their customers are valued and it is reflected in our unbeatable prices

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well this post helps confirm my theory that "this game is stressful I can't get past year 1" Black folk feel this way because they are trying to beat it in one year and inevitably frick up because it's literally a challenge run thing and you also literally can't do it sometimes unless you tick "guarantee year one completable" in the extra options on new save creation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I missed the 5 golden parnips. Frick this shit.
          How? I have never once missed that bundle, in all my play-throughs. You have to be deliberately trying to snub it. Parnsips have a super short growing time, have extremely cheap seeds, and you get access to the crafting recipe for basic fertilizer at farming level 1, which only requires tree sap to make, something you have in abundance after clearing trees on your farm for wood to build chests. As long as you consistently plant parsnips in fertilized soil there's no way you can't get 5 gold parsnips, in fact you'll probably wind up with more than 20 gold parnsips total, over the course of the season, if you keeps spamming parsnips (which you should, to maximize your farming level).

          Anon, you don't even need 5 parsnips. You only need 3 out of 4 so just get Melons/Corn/Pumpkins and you're fine. It's actually harder to get the parsnips than the other three bcuz your first spring you're broke and busy and fertilizer isn't cheap

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and fertilizer isn't cheap
            It literally costs only sap, which you have tons of from clearing trees on your farm. You only need like 12-15 fertilizer max to guarantee 5 gold parsnips. Again, I've never had any trouble completing it, in any run. It's never even been a close thing. I wind up with so many extra gold parsnips I sell them for profit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you talking about reddit? Nobody asked about reddit. Stop thinking about reddit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Circular logic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      joja bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like doing the collecting quests for the community center so no.

      If the cashier was an actual character I would.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >xhe doesn't use SVE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SVE os full of homosexuals and brown people. Wont touch it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It adds 1 black person, who's not even a real character. The base game already has 1 black who is an npc with a relationship, so that makes it worse. There are also no homosexuals in it.

            You're thinking of Ridgeside Valley which is big homo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to hire them all for slave labor in my farm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm saving my joja run for when I make a moronic and autistic YT video about it
      >video starts with a pov from a go pro of me sprinting out of bed, through my house, throwing open my fridge door, finding it literally full of blueberries and eating them by the handful
      >*cut to me standing infront of a greenscreen overlayed over stardew gameplay* note that I've got a mic in one hand and a fistful of blueberries in the other
      >>I have over 1.6k hours in stardew valley. Why? *shurg shoulders* i dunno. I guess I like it- but I have NEVER done the joja route. This means my steam account does NOT have all the achievements. In this video, I aim to correct that
      >>but I hate myself and want to feel pain, so I will do the worst thing anyone can ever do in this game. Joja BILLIONAIRE run. We're going to see just how long it takes me to kill myself
      >video is 8h long
      >it proceeds as normal at the start. Just your average edited playthrough. I talk about what choices im making, what my plans moving forward are, etc.
      >gonna marry Emily cause BLUE hair
      >gonna decorate EVERYTHING with blue
      >gonna main blueberries since they're some of the most profitable until you get stuff like ancient fruit set up
      >but I'm also gonna dip my hands into all sectors just like the joja brand would want. Farming, ranching, fishing, etc. All of it.
      >gonna be using some light aestheic mods but nothing that changes the game balance or makes it easier, not even sprinting, which imo is fair game
      >it's not just gonna be gameplay though, I'm gonna intercut it with real life portions of me doing stuff like cooking recipes from the game, actually fishing irl, gardening, doing moronic and silly sketches, etc
      >a running gag is that over the course of the video in the live action portions im gonna progressively get more and more blue physically, with bodypaint until I look like an actual blue man
      >game is painful and I show just how actually painful it is to get 2 billion in hand gold in the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cause a billionare has multiple billions, not one billion. That's still a millionare
        >I know this, but I'm going to pretend like I don't and trick the viewer by "learning" that fact on stream, followed by 2 minutes of complete silence while my head is in my hands. Then, I stop playing the game and declare "it's fine... it's fine". Obviously dead inside
        >there's also gonna be interspersed autiamo inforgraphic creation of me doing research on how to be the most profitable, and autistically planning out crop layouts, etc.
        >in the end im gonna still make an aesthetic, albieit joja, farm
        >finally, after a few hundred hours of gameplay, I FINALLY get the 2 billion in hand and I celebrate while being completely skinblue, dressed in blue, in a real life room in my house that I painted blue
        >the final reveal
        >>and now I FINALLY have all the achievements on steam, bros... except I don't, cause I bought the game on a separate account for this video. Frick joja. I don't want that shit on my account lol
        >video ends at 8h32m12s
        >10m views in the first month
        >I will never post another stardew valley video again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i tried a joja run a few times
      its much faster, easier and cheaper to unlock everything but the run gets boring by Summer 1 because you've already unlocked everything and there's nothing to do except make number go higher

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo with abby

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear this looks familiar but I can't place the fricking artist. That's gonna be annoying as hell every time I look.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute baby-fevered wife!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just had my first anomalous weather and the broken tv channels were really creepy, gj ape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I don't watch the TV ever since the UI suite mod. How long did it take for these to show up? Year 1?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rain happens once a year on a random day in Summer
        Everyone reacts differently in Year 1 since it's the first time it happens

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think maru's cute, but her mother's cuter and her dad's a dick

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my crops randomly died. Is that like an rng thing or something? It had a sprinkler on it so it was being watered.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your farm has been marked. It's not a threat. It's a mistake that will be corrected in due time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it covered by a scarecrow's protection radius? Or struck by lightning? Those are the only two ways I can think of for crops to die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was there lightning? Do you have lightning rods on your farm?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was it covered by a scarecrow's protection radius? Or struck by lightning? Those are the only two ways I can think of for crops to die.

        Scarecrow yes. I don't have any lightning rods, but it didn't storm the day before.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You skipped the intro, didn't you? There's this dumb feature where if you skip the intro your crops start randomly dying (that's why the skip intro mod exists)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God that sounds absolutely moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Pennys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry meant to say post Pennis, as I am a huge homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shy Penny?
      Or Ara Ara Penny?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes very cute in this portrait mod, but haley is still better

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >talko's portraits just work by fiddling around with the manifest file and downloading Portraiture instead of HDPortraits
    Thank god, finally I have some semi usable portraits even if they're not perfect either

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a romanceable Caroline mod that works with the update?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Windowed mode or fullscreen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always play full screen

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any essential mods you would recommend to have from the very start? I don't really know what I should get right now. I guess SVE has to be there from the start, but is there anything else you'd consider essential that can't be added later?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only one I might recommend if you've never played is NPC locations, unless you really like learning everyone's schedules. From there, just play for a while until you learn what you like/don't like and to what degree you want to change the game or "cheat". Also, you might want to find a portrait swap, as the default portraits are pretty bad for the most part.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this is your first time playing absolute do not get SVE. The only mods you should consider for a first time are a portrait pack if you don't like the art, a marriage mod if you want a never ever, and if you start playing and can't stand characters repeating themselves every week or running at a snail's pace, canon friendly dialogue mod and a sprint mod that uses stamina.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play 1.5 in protest of 1.6 dropping vista support

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's marrying Haley and then after a few months of marriage we invite Emily to live with us so she doesn't get lonely. After some playful banter and light flirting Haley and I slowly let on that we might be intrested in something more. After a lovely dinner one night that Emily cooked for us, we split of a bottle of iridium quality ancient fruit wine and Haley makes a move on her and kisses her on the lips. Then, after some foreplay by the fireplace, we move to the bed and the three of us have to most romantic, passionate, and sensual night of our lives. From then on we continue our sexual relationship but one night, as I'm ontop of Emily in missionary position and Haley kissing her from the side and holding her hands with fingers interlocked I whisper into Haley's ear "If you don't stop kissing your sister I'm going to fall in love with her." And then she looks me in the eyes as if to say, "do it, fall in love with her!" And she kisses Emily with even more passion and she looks back at me and tells me to cum inside her sister and make her ours and I do. From then on Emily is my second wife and the two of them take care of the household while I'm out farming. They take turns cooking me dinner and taking my creampies every night. Eventually we have kids, Emily and I first have a boy, then Haley and I have twins, boy and a girl, and then Emily and I have another girl. We're planning on having more, of course, but for now, this number is cosy. We take vacations to our farm on ginger island very often and my wives love having sex on the sand in the cool evening. I love my wives Emily and Haley so much it's unreal!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a nice wear though. Would steal it.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates trannies
    >Ganker loves troony: The Game
    explain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No.671589623 hates homosexuals
      >No.671589623 is a homosexual
      Explain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no trannies in game
      >dev is not a troony
      >most players are females
      ????

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best girl

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I start with beach farm on first playthrough?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, default is best for first playthrough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can make it work with any of them, just pick whichever one you think is prettiest. Or download Grandpa's Farm if you want a pumped up default farm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not recommended, it's meant to be a challenge map because you can't use sprinklers in the sand, which really changes the normal early-mid game progression where you put a lot of resources into sprinklers which then free up the time and energy you would have spent watering to do other things.
      The standard farm is the easiest and simplest, but you can do whatever sounds or looks most appealing to you.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any opinions on the dialogue expansion mods by Miihau?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have them and have been using them for a while, and I have no complaints. Not sure what's vanilla and what isn't, so I guess that's a good thing, because nothing sticks out as strange or shitty.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can this homosexual just make haunted chocolatier already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have more stardew tbqhwyf
      Haunted chocolatier should honestly be an expansion with how similar it looks anyway

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the name of the redhead who works as the jojomart cashier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vanilla, just a random NPC. With SVE, her name is Claire and she's cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I call her honey

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily all the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      It's been a wonderful fall bros
      Post farms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the new farmer hasn't even been here for a year and the town weirdo's already moved in with him, what an easy lay
        >he wore the leprechaun outfit at their wedding, can you believe it? does he ever take that thing off?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I married Haley with a copper pan on my head.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pops one of these in front of her house
          >proceed to enjoy the sounds of Kent putting his fist through her throat
          Nothing personnel.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhm excuse me, I wore the leprechaun outfit at my wedding with BOTH haley and Emily
          (I took a few screenshots, I have to edit them together so I'm looking forward and theyre both looking at me, or edit in Haley looking forward from the earlier wedding event
          I also unfortunately am missing the lep shoes
          Fricking the last time I played I got them on the first train but I wanted to wear purple clothes the entire game (I had worn green the previous one and needed the shoes but never got them))

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice wedding dresses. what mod?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Theyre the russian and ukranian wedding dress mods for each of them. Two separate mods. They look very pretty in them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this guy literally writing a blog about his generate polygamy mods? Is anyone getting a load of this guy?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant degenerate obviously.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like a few people are getting his load...if you know what I mean...hehehe...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lewis just told me that Marnie hates clay and is probably allergic to it, so I can give it to her as a joke. Why would he say that?

            With the Free Love mod, all of your wives stand up there when you marry a new one, no screenshot editing required.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but in this screenshot emily is facing forward while haley is facing towards me
              I want them both to be looking forward or towards me
              It looks weird like this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY SHIT BROS
            I FRICKING GOT IT
            I'M SO FRICKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wearing shoes he found at an abandoned train station
              Not the smartest move.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY SHIT BROS
                I FRICKING GOT IT
                I'M SO FRICKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

                do not listen to this liar
                >google search has anyone ever died from wearing shoes found at an abandoned train station
                >nothing
                he wants you to stray, for he seeks those very shoes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                do not listen to this liar
                >google search has anyone ever died from wearing shoes found at an abandoned train station
                >nothing
                he wants you to stray, for he seeks those very shoes

                I found the hat in a pot of gold by a waterfall on a rainy day
                The blessed hat protects me from the unblessed shoes
                Such is the duality of the Leprechaun

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the leprechaun shoes stay on during sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's ugly but efficient
        >buying 9 million crops
        >harvesting/replanting inventory management hell
        >watering or building all those sprinklers
        >keeping track of fertilizers, seasons, rain, random shit
        OR
        >buying animals
        >autograbbers and going Joja for autopetters
        >completely ignore your farm and it still makes money which you can grab whenever you want
        Lazy route is based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does asymmetry look so good? Is it natural design?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's natural. The key is to have a variety of symmetrical AND asymmetrical design. Doesn't have to be 50/50, but you need both
            Here's my old vanilla perfection run
            I had flower symmetry up at the top, but let the tillable land decide how the rest of the crop space looked. Imo this is PEAK aesthetics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite finished with the renovations but feeling a lot better about this layout. Just invested a quarter million gold into materials for Preservers Jars. Getting my shit together after a pretty sloppy and lazy first year, picked up a Blueberry seed at the Night Market because I forgot to donate one in the summer, need to start doing real Skull Caverns dives soon to hunt for the Red Cabbage seed drop and also recoup my losses from dumping 70 copper bars into Tappers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          It's been a wonderful fall bros
          Post farms

          haven't done any decorating yet, waiting until winter

          >just realized it was a specifc coop and barn interior redesign mod that broke my autofeeders
          >they sometimes worked and sometimes didn't
          >I was testing shit for a couple in game days to try to figure it out
          >saw old old posts about how there used to he bugs ivolving the heater or robin's building days breaking the feeders
          >it didnt occur to me it might be the mod because sampi said "yeah bro it's not broken don't worry"
          Fricking hell bros
          I was worried my ranch run was cursed
          All of the days where the animals were not fed are NOT canon to my run
          I pet EVERY animal EVERY day and made sure they ALL had enough food
          Post farms
          I like my set up with the greenhouse area (the tree at the front is a special green stalk thing from the green rain)

          how do you take these full pictures of your farm? is it just piecing together multiple pictures?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At the very bottom of the settings/options menu there's a button to take a full map screenshot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At the very bottom of the settings/options menu there's a button to take a full map screenshot

            Make sure you click to zoom to 100% or else your pics will be fuzzy

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you have to leave me the wilderness farm gramps?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This farm can get comfy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah looks nice,

        Why did you have to leave me the wilderness farm gramps?

        but I'm glad I picked the beach farm + enabled monster spawn at night

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pass out on my own property
    >some homosexual steals 5k from my pockets
    I want a fricking name, Linus. Who are you protecting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's pierre. I bet my left nut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lewis or whoever he's contracting to grab the produce you're selling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably the same guy who spraypainted Linus's tent when he was sleeping.

      Stardew Valley only has ~30 people in it, so who is fricking with Linus?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game fun to play co-op in? I've been interested in playing this since the day it came out but I never actually played it, and I have a friend who's played it a couple times and I was wondering if it'd be fun to play it with him. Can someone give me a rundown of how a co-op world usually plays out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never played paired with someone that's played multiple times
      I wouldn't personally. sounds like he'll either hold your hand to the point it suffocates you or be so passive that it bores him. Or maybe he'll go ahead without you which makes it all sound unfun
      but I'm just some guy on an imageboard, your experience may be different

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      co-op is every game eventually breaks down when one guy has more time to play than the other

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My co-op farms usually go like this.
      >every morning we immediately go around the map for daffodils
      >then we book it to Haley's door and wait for her to come out
      >go to sleep
      >repeat until flower dance
      >co-op partner rage quits when i'm the first to ask Haley to dance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played a co-op farm with my sister as my first playthrough. She didn't really like mining or fishing and so she just farmed and made us a whole load of cash while I got ores and monster drops for her to use plus a bit of fishing on the side for fun.
      We got to like year 3 or 4 and had cleared most of the games content before she got bored of it and we stopped. If you can find someone like that who you can work well with it's pretty good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you marry her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no_

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played stardew since 2017
    I really ought to get back into it - I'm to understand a lot of shit has been added

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they've added a bunch since then, and the recent update added a shitload by itself.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game has been out for 20 years and we still can't move trees around or slaughter animals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we still can't move trees around
      You actually can now
      >slaughter animals
      Animals are money printers, why would you ever want to get rid of them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i get tired of petting these buttholes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can sell them, and the bigger and happier they are, the more money you get for it. The game doesn't come out and say it, but selling them is basically sending them to the slaughterhouse and getting paid for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can move fruit trees around now, once they've been grown for long enough. you can cut them down and get the seed back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can move fruit trees around with 1.6.
      You could always move regular trees.
      Slaughtering animals, while much more realistic than keeping pigs around for truffles, would be annoying.
      >go to marnie
      >select each fricking pig to their building
      >have to name them anyway
      Doing this on any regular basis would be a pain in the ass.
      Also invalidates the animal affection mechanic unless it somehow requires it for meat quality, at which point you wouldn't even want to slaughter them with how long you'd be holding them for.
      While raising for meat is a massive industry, I don't think this game is built for it in a way that would be fun.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I'll tell myself I'll marry someone different each playthrough but I always end up marrying Krobus each time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? He seems to be a strangely popular choice but I don't get it. I can understand going for pretty much any of the girls, but I don't understand why you'd want a shadow monster to share a bed with you and live in your house.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why? He seems to be a strangely popular choice but I don't get it
        Krobus is le heckin wholesome choice for """""asexuals""""". That's it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's the ideal choice for losers who want to seem cool and unique online. I jerk off to the idea of people thinking I'm different, and this is why I (the anon to whom you're responding) am marrying Krobus. If ANYONE claims that I'm not the Krobus guy, I want you all to know that I'll be so mad I'll be sucking someone's wiener to make me feel better. I'll probably cup the balls as well. Anyway, you can and should assume Krobus marriers all behave like me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's cute.
        But I the main think part of the issue is that I could never actually choose a bachelor(ette), so I just default to the cute shadow dude. Seems like the least stressful option. Also with mods, you can have kids.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >talkoh's portrait update relies entirely on the HD portrait update, and the modder's in no rush to finish them
    Playing 1.6 in a week or two, then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is up with leftmost middle row

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nage looking mf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What mod is the wienermongler from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But none of these characters are in the game. Why would you need portraits for non existent characters?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're in mine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. I managed to get it to work. You need Portraiture instead of HD portraits. Then go to the manifest.json of his portrait mod, and delete the HD portrait dependency. Once you're in-game press P once to switch to the portraits.
      I tested it in different seasons and it works fine. I guess they might be broken when it comes to the new festivals and shit but that's better than having to deal with the default ones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like Etrian Odyssey.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I marry MILFs in this game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can make them milfs by making them mothers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not without mods. all the people you can marry are roughly 18-25, maybe a few a bit young, but their ages are never explicitly given

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't play this game, too stressful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop trying to beat it in a single year, literally just relax
      here's an idea anon, the next time you play, intentionally do not achieve the spring crop bundle in time(Or one of the other bundles only achievable with spring exclusive items), this will make you literally unable to beat it in year one, from then on just chill the frick out, do what you can and revaluate where you're at when you reach winter(This is a good point to take a break from farm labour and focus on sprinkler production for year 2 since you should have access to quality sprinklers easily by then), see what you've achieved and hopefully you'll realise being stressed over it was silly and you can move on from it, this game is a marathon not a sprint.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure his stressor is something else. It's really hard not to beat the game (assuming you mean community centre) in year 1, with the eel being the only thing you might miss. He's probably just indecisive about fishing vs mines and what to prioritise from Robin, and those stressors are not something you can avoid by just not caring about the community centre. At least, my friends who found the game stressful were more concerned with priority issues than the cc anyway.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any effects from the Acid Rain outside of getting Ferns early?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you have a spare hard drive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      hopefully you backed up your save

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you have a spare hard drive.

        is there some running gad or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you're being trolled. Green rain gives you fern with moss, turns trees into wild trees for 1 day. You'll be fine. Read wiki and stop trusting morons here.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haley > Abigail > Emily >Penny > Leah > Maru

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could find Caroline's abandoned shoes

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Panned up two lucky rings.

    What should I combine them with lads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yoba's ring, for a truly lucky ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 with the burglar ring and another with napalm ring

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Jodi

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't even bother to make his Black personman black

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The wizard can fix it later.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wizard, I need you to turn my cat into a Black person. It's important.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and while you're at it, please make Demetrius white

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Wizard, I need you to turn my cat into a Black person. It's important.

              The wizard can fix it later.

              >he didn't even bother to make his Black personman black

              I'm laughing my ass off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black personman
        I don't know why this term being applied to cats always gets me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big Black person wasn't even full black.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I design good custom NPC that Im NOT attracted to?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a straight male then make some bros

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody used this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I gave it to maru on her bday, gave a ton of hearts
      it was roofied, too bad stardew has no police force hahahahahahahahahaha

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maru is gross, dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it produces mustard gas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used it on the wizard since I rarely go see him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many hearts did you get?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On his birthday it gave me 3.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same as any other loved gift then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really good for villagers that are difficult to gift like Pierre
      They also don't count toward the gift limit, so if you save a few up you can max someone out in one day on their birthday

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i bet that will be patched soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naw but I'm fairly sure it's just an item every single NPC is guaranteed to love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watched a video about code-diving on the new 1.6 stuff.

      It counts as a loved gift for literally everyone, no one-off cases where everyone but like two oddballs don't care for it. Can be gifted infinite times per week, as it does not count towards the "two gifts per week unless it's their birthday" counter - it has its own entry in gifting code which has no counter tied to it.
      It's worth enough friendship for 1 full heart, and if gifted on the person's birthday it's worth 3 full hearts. If you get the new book that gives a friendship buff, it's even better - the buff is apparently a flat +10% to any positive friendship change, it doesn't make negative friendship changes 10% worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to see friendships getting stuff to make them quicker in the later game, makes me feel less like I have to be on top of it from the start.
        Each update adds so much to reduce "stress" IDK how people still find this game stressful there's something for every kind of debilitating neurosis that might be affecting your relaxation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they stress because they're trying to do everything and be everywhere at once, as if grandpa was holding a gun to their head. Not a wasted moment so they overload their brains when they should be cracking open a beer and fishing some chubs, having just spent half their cash on a new hat

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Male characters turned into girls.
    >They mog the original bacheleorettes.
    Based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't into genderbent shit, the soul still feels male so it feels gay to frick her pussy. I can't get over that mental block

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You realize even if you mod the men to look like women and change their pronouns, the AI still thinks you're a gay man dating a male NPC right? The entire town still knows you're a fricking homosexual. A couple of graphical replacements isn't enough for the game not to consider you in a male on male relationship.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >npcdisposition
        >female

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone still knows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask. Don't care. Use modded dialogue and change NPC disposition.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't ask. Don't care. Use modded dialogue and change NPC disposition.

      where can I get this mod?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been over a week, what happened to him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Janny'd most likely. Suspect that image is an autoban now.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod that allows you to have more than 2 children?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever, b***h.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I married krobus because I imagine we have crazy interspecies sex. We even have a sex room in my house.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are a sexless blob of darkness, I'm pretty sure it'd be like trying to frick your shadow

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mr Qi your grandpa?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got into Fall and I realized I'd spent too much time grinding crops that I almost forgot to make fricking tappers. Gonna have to blitz the upper mines for copper because that's my current bottleneck.
    RNJesus better give me giant pumpkins tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Marielx

      That farm is tiny, i just started fall of first year and planted over 180 crops

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the deal with that homosexual mouse anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andy is unironically one of the best characters. Mogs like 75% of the actual cast.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just realized it was a specifc coop and barn interior redesign mod that broke my autofeeders
    >they sometimes worked and sometimes didn't
    >I was testing shit for a couple in game days to try to figure it out
    >saw old old posts about how there used to he bugs ivolving the heater or robin's building days breaking the feeders
    >it didnt occur to me it might be the mod because sampi said "yeah bro it's not broken don't worry"
    Fricking hell bros
    I was worried my ranch run was cursed
    All of the days where the animals were not fed are NOT canon to my run
    I pet EVERY animal EVERY day and made sure they ALL had enough food
    Post farms
    I like my set up with the greenhouse area (the tree at the front is a special green stalk thing from the green rain)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haven't done any decorating yet, waiting until winter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im going to build a harem

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Pierre, trying to pass of my shit in your display. It's over this year, you're done!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no iridium quality prismatic shard
      its fricking over anon

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the purple tea?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gives you mushroom powers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watched a video about code-diving on the new 1.6 stuff.

      It counts as a loved gift for literally everyone, no one-off cases where everyone but like two oddballs don't care for it. Can be gifted infinite times per week, as it does not count towards the "two gifts per week unless it's their birthday" counter - it has its own entry in gifting code which has no counter tied to it.
      It's worth enough friendship for 1 full heart, and if gifted on the person's birthday it's worth 3 full hearts. If you get the new book that gives a friendship buff, it's even better - the buff is apparently a flat +10% to any positive friendship change, it doesn't make negative friendship changes 10% worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait so the rewards are not random?
      Its so fricking broken to get a peach tree as a second reward, that gives you 4000g for free

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got an orange tree. It's still nice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the rewards are randomized
        iirc i got an orange tree for my third or fourth reward and a pomegranate (i think?) seedling will be my 6th

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to the Jas guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killed himself
      Thank Yoba

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows, he's been missing for about a week. Janny'd maybe. Maybe taking a break. You'd have to ask him, but good luck with that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hear he eats a one month ban every time he does it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was, but he was dodging those the entire time just fine up until now.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for HC in 10 years.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bats are le ba-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -d

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single one of these is worth as much as a Chanterelle
      lol
      lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes that ONE chanterelle you get every few weeks, with good RNG, totally outclasses the community center bundles, wide variety of gold/purple quality gifts, useful cooking recipes, and profitable jellies/wines you can get from the fruit bats.

        Oh I suppose you might get a purple mushroom, which is useful for that one potion which is objectively worse than cheese.

        Fruitbros4lyfe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yes that ONE chanterelle you get every few weeks, with good RNG,
          I've been getting at least one nonstop since it's been installed.
          Lying is not very admirable, anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >y-you only get one
          >pretends he gets hauls like

          >bats are le ba- every day
          Being dishonest isn't very neighborly of you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, I did mushrooms on my second farm.
            >"Here's six useless items every two days"
            Name ONE thing a steady supply of mushrooms is useful for. You can't even say "selling for cash" bcuz jelly/wine/raisins make fruit superior for that too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Name ONE thing a steady supply of mushrooms is useful for.
              Money
              Energy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >money
                I literally said "no" in the post you replied to
                >energy
                homie you need to eat more cheese, and if you can't afford a cow make two crab pots and eat sashimi for life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I said no to the correct answer
                Don't give a frick
                You get it mid spring in the first year, you're not going to have all that shit you mentioned.
                No kegs, no cows, no cheese, no sashimi.
                And by the time you're running kegs, a few pieces of fruit are absolutely negligible compared to the profit you're running at that level.

                The answer is 4

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Name ONE thing a steady supply of mushrooms is useful for.
              Money
              Energy

              life potions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Life Elixir needs four ingredients, two of which show up rarely in mushroom cave
                >literally outclassed by easy-to-get cheese

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                outclassed by easy-to-get cheese
                after aging it for a week, not counting the opportunity cost of eating it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally none of the fruit you get is rare or hard to come by, you can completely nullify the bats by growing trees which are now even easier to get thanks to the ticket machine
                yes I know there's a mushroom log now but it needs 10 wild trees around it to be useful and you need to make sure you have certain varieties of tree around it to dictate the mushroom output, it's a lot more space intensive and finicky to set up properly than just regular fruit trees.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mushrooms are energy fodder lol I always got a bunch on me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does the fruit from the bats get effected by Botanist?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is green rain guaranteed to happen during first summer? I’m at day 22 and haven’t seen it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's random

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you use mixed seeds, go ahead and post your address so I can come over there and whip your ass, feed those seeds to ya, and show you how a real man grows crops.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't use mixed seeds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would ruin my farm's aesthetics though

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I haven't played since v1.0, what are some of the biggest changes/additions I can look forward to? Essential mods?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      automation is nessisary

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish there was a way to let them know that it's not gonna happen.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YEAH PENNY!

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to play 1.6 on the ps vita edition?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Far as I know, only the PC version has been updated, but all versions will be updated soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering 1.6.2 was a few days ago and they've just come out with 1.6.3, they're probably waiting for things to stabilise into a more final version of 1.6 before porting it elsewhere.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game sucks dick until they let us breed and bride the mommies

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gang, who where drippin? im drippy frfr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chivalrous as frick
      Somehow got it during my first Spring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Helps if I attack the picture

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chivalrous as frick
          Somehow got it during my first Spring

          based and def drippin

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pierre raging at home all day after the fair
    no wonder he's closed on wednesdays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The man who takes your products to put on his stand is surprised he lost to the man bringing diamonds, ancient fruit and magical fish
      Dumb AND a cuck

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first playthrough
    >hit winter
    >have nothing to plant
    I got 30 winter seeds from the com center but is that really all you can do at the start? ive ran the map for days straight but cant find any snow yams to create more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      winter is for redesigning your farm layout so it doesnt look like someone had diarrhea all over the farm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use the hoe to find snow yams

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have been, 3 days i horsed around every inch of the map digging them up but just aint getting shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn that's shit luck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's not supposed to be much to plant
      Powdermelons are new and neat (There's a giant crop version you should try to get) and fiber and forageable sneeds
      You're supposed to slow down on the foorming and redesign to prepare for next spring. Ideally, you want to set up your farm so you dont have to change your spronk layout at all for the whole next year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >forageable sneeds
        Those can only be farmed by Farmer Lee Chucks

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haley actually turns out to be an endearing housewife who raises money for kids books etc
    damn i thought people were trollin but she is the best girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised most people haven't raised hearts to atleast 8 with most bachelorettes, regardless of who they married.
      All the other girls have things happening to them, Haley's events are about bonding with you.
      It's no competition at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm surprised most people haven't raised hearts to atleast 8 with most bachelorettes
        because the friend shit in the vanilla game is such a fricking grind

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long does it take to unlock all the new masteries, is it something that will take multiple years?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need a total of 100k XP. As a point of reference, getting Level 10 in all skills requires 15k XP in each skill, 75k total.
      This should be much faster though, you're already doing midgame or endgame content which naturally gives a lot more XP, and the way it works is all XP you earn in any skill is pooled together as "Mastery Points." You don't need to worry about grinding out slower skills like Combat again, all that matters is earning any kind of experience, and you can easily get thousands of XP in a single harvest of a few hundred crops, for example. It should happen naturally as you progress into and through the endgame.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw SDV player but on Switch
    DONT LAUGH AT ME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is someone here who actually plays on the outdated vita version so im not laughing

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will install the harem mod

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Last minute decision to reach the bottom
    >Find pic at 11:40pm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the best use for your first Prismatic shard? Galaxy weapons, movie theater, or other?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i never leave cave before 12:50 am.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upgrade your tools anon what are you doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the first Summer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >first summer
          the frick does this have to do with anything? Upgrade your frickin tools.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can say it as much as you want, it won't make a difference.
            It's like me telling you to stop being gay or to grow a brain or to get friends.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally all bachelors and bachelorettes are canonical virgins except for leah. And even that is technically possible
              Frick off with your israelite headcanon

              No I haven't because that's not how you cook pizza
              YOU NEED HOT AIR ON TOP OF IT

              All me bby, get baited.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >F12

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alex, Elliot, Harvey, Sebastian and Shane
    Give you nothing
    >Sam
    Gives you a unique boombox.
    >Abigail, Haley and Maru
    Also gives you jackshit
    >Leah
    Unique paintings unlocked
    >Penny
    Unique room decor unlocked
    >Emily
    Full fricking gear set and clothes

    How is this fair?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I marry Sam, Leah, Penny and Emily, divorce all of them and then room with Krobus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haley and Emily give me their hearts and their tight virgin pussies
      The rest is inconsequential

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Emily
        >virgin
        Anon, she's a new-age hippie into crystals, dreams, and getting high. You honestly think she hasn't gotten railed at a commune?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally all bachelors and bachelorettes are canonical virgins except for leah. And even that is technically possible
          Frick off with your israelite headcanon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Abigail is literally camwhoring with Sam and Sebastian.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And Clint's the only one tipping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sebastian gives me the dreamy goth husband with huge dick

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgot to give Gus a diamond for his birthday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the calendar, Anon. Everynight before you go to bed, check if tomorrow is a birthday, then put their gift item in your inventory before you sleep.

      This way, even if you take a break for weeks, you'll wake up, see an unusual item in your inventory, and then remember their birthday.
      >Gus prefers Iridium oranges freshly harvested from the Fruit Cave anyways.
      >and frick anyone who says the mini-jukebox isn't cool. My farm is ALWAYS jamming Sam's metal band

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Inventory is full, gotta empty it
        >Need a quick dive first for some iron
        >He shuts late anyway
        Next thing you know I'm rushing back to my house at 1am with a haul from the mines.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          put a chest in the mine entrance, Anon. I know it's scary, but your chest will be 100% safe I promise.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, the dwarf canonically steals the shit he sells. I ain't gonna leave none of my possessions next to that dwagger

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Shane needs you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marrying Shane is the worst thing you can do to him

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you guys signed yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% on board with an emergency government enforced pronoun mandate that is punishable by life imprisonment and everyone subsequently follows it. Just wanna see what they manufacture out of thin air to be the next most important thing regarding how fricking oppressive their reality is. Then double down and enforce that as well and lather rinse repeat. I want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes I identify as hit/ler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they not know mods exist? There has to be a troony pronoun mod surely

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not the point. they're trying to force ape to take a political stance and push their agenda in a massively popular game. it's a politics issue, not a gameplay issue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't say I give a shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thankfully I think Ape is on the same page.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, if he hasn't done it now I don't think it's happening. He's smart enough not to address the topic at all so there's not much they can do.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok so why talk about trannies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...wat?

                Yeah, if he hasn't done it now I don't think it's happening. He's smart enough not to address the topic at all so there's not much they can do.

                Yeah, agreed. It has been so long and has always had a community of it around and he hasn't given in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >...wat?
                Why bother bringing up

                have you guys signed yet?

                Why does every thread have on Ganker have to involve trannies?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno what you're on about anon but good shit. Some of you people truly are a mystery.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just an excuse to drop by Clint's shop and talk about your wife Emily

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humblebragging to my coworkers about my much younger wife is the highlight of my working day

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I married Shane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most wholesome scene coming through

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New Haley dialogue
    >"You look really handsome today"

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dad's spitting and screaming in drunken rage right outside my window
    >put on headphones
    >play vaporwave music full blast
    Yep. It's Stardew Valley time.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Notice frenzy
    >Pull in line
    >Frenzy ends

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Load up good ol SDV
    >Have a few drinks
    >Few turns to a lot
    >Next thing I know I dropped my fricking red cabbage seed in the shipment bin followed by diamonds
    >Can't get it out
    Fricking losing my shit outside my sons window, absolutely fricking livid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dad's spitting and screaming in drunken rage right outside my window
      >put on headphones
      >play vaporwave music full blast
      Yep. It's Stardew Valley time.

      Why don't you guys play together?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Summer 14
    Blueberry'o'clock

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think four corners SUCKS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't reach farming level 10 in spring, pick the agriculturist perk, have 1000+ tiles of land ready and fully sprinklered with either strawberries or cheap sacrificial parsnips planted so they wilt on summer 1 and prevent the tilled and watered tiles from disappearing on season change so he only needs to scythe everything and is able to plant all of his 1000+ blueberries on day 1 without having to do any tilling or watering, then proceed to enjoy his extra harvest of blueberries as the agriculturist perk makes them only take 11 days to mature without any fertilizer
      I will never understand non-minmaxers.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Linus
    >Needs Grape
    >For a pizza he's making
    There isn't a single thing that makes sense about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's fermenting it into wine used for making his signature tomato sauce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't have an oven

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not cooked a camp pizza over a campfire
          ngmi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I haven't because that's not how you cook pizza
            YOU NEED HOT AIR ON TOP OF IT

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll show you some hot air
              >*BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
              How do
              You like that, bub?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know how to make a natural oven
              The industrial revolution has lowered the average intelligence

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go and take a screenshot of Linus' campsite and show me where his oven is built

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's underground

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shit, I might need to resort to that since my rl oven is toast.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get to penny's 2 heart event
    >tell her shes a b***h for embarrassing george like that
    >get to her 6 heart event
    >tell her shes a shitty cook and her food sucks
    >get to her 8 heart event
    >tell her that i hate kids even though i know she loves them
    >get to her 10 heart event
    >tell her i dont like her in that way
    >marry her
    >drink in front of her
    >have 2 kids with her
    >do her 14 heart event to get the moon and stars decorations
    >divorce her, sending her back to the fricking trailer to live with her abusive alcoholic mother again, just when she thought she'd escaped it
    >turn our kids into birds and then use the moon and star decals to make their room look like the show stage from FNaF
    >marry abigail instead
    she looks so stupid when she cries and her hair is fricking dumb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bit extreme anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you should just have a nice day instead of doing all of that
      I also know you've never done it because you lose all hearts with Penneh if you tell her you hate kids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think you should just have a nice day instead of doing all of that
        for me, the knowledge that i destroyed penny as a person is a source of great satisfaction, and i will endeavour to live as long as possible in to ensure that this great undertaking is properly appreciated
        >I also know you've never done it because you lose all hearts with Penneh if you tell her you hate kids
        you only lose 6 hearts which is easy to build back up

        That's a bit extreme anon

        dont worry, i did it to Leah, Emily and Sam as well
        at least abigail doesnt have her kids murdered after i divorce her for Krobus

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and Sam
          homie u gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i want that boombox

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, it's better than mine.
      >save shane from joja by marrying him
      >gift him beer
      >side with joja
      >divorce with shane
      >shane has to go back to being an alcoholic wagie slave

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely devilish anon
        i might have to incorporate this into my evil playthrough

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Divorce Sebastian so he has to go back to his coalburning mom and the house full of nignogs
          ehehe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Villagers HATE him!
            >Find out how this one man ruined a small town full of buttholes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >marry maru and ruin her schientific carrier
              >divorce her later so she has no carrier AND no family

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make sure you go back to Demitriass and tell him you only want what's best for his daughter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Villagers HATE him!
            >Find out how this one man ruined a small town full of buttholes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not very nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penny is not very nice

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do my bananas look weird?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's summer squash, some weird zucchini. Only good for grinding Marnie's hearts so you can take Lewis' shorts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marnie likes my fat juicy bananas?
        Here I've been just shipping the bloody things.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the unpozzed mod repository, again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modding haven, the rentry got shoa'd.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread Theme

    ?si=Kej2ntvDl94e9bdo

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dear wife, what the frick are you doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She got pulled into the sink by the blob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you should just let that sink in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Step bro, i'm stuck step bro.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell speaks like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your step sis

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it takes Clint the same amount of time to upgrade a basic farming tool as it takes Robin to build a building
    What is the implication here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clint's a homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forging is a difficult job

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely difficult when you're a fat useless frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forging is a difficult job

      i think itd honestly take less time to throw together a barn than it would to make a a steel pickaxe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about expanding a house and adding an extra level to it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen the kind of shoddy job robin does? the buildings she builds are full of holes. She's shit at her job

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't refute this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't refute what?
      That you're a dumb homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I want to?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody can

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to marry Penny and be nice to her actually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't redecorate your spouse room
    Why? I want to marry Shane only to side with Joja and turn his room into a blue wagie prison.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can put furni in there but yeah, pretty sad
      especially coz most of them are fkn hideous

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Meadow
    >Changing seasons means maybe I'll make my farm look nice
    >So much wasted space because my grass is where I dumped my trees and makers
    >The original chicken coop is in the way but there's nowhere else I want to move it
    >I probably have my goat and cow barn too much space and my pig barn not enough. There's wasted space where the bridge to the shrine is but I want the animals to have the blue grass
    >Don't even know what the frick a rabbit does
    >Game is too different, the ponds are making have an aneurysm
    I can't make a pretty or efficient farm to save my LIFE and it's probably not minmaxx'd because I went triple dog on animals
    Can you move the green house when it's fixed? I think that's the only way I'm going to be remotely satisfied

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you move the green house when it's fixed?
      yes you can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be too hard on yourself, efficiency and aesthetic aren't important if you're having fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rabbit
      Rabbit's feet, they sell well, 1 is needed for the community center, and one's needed for a secret involving the joja truck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick a rabbit does
      they rarely produce wool and rabbit feet. It's a shit animal. No point in having more than 1

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just bought the game and started with my bro on four corners
    >forgot about the community centre stuff until summer
    >thankfully hoarded some stuff and cleared the first set of bundles

    >the next fricking set of bundles
    How the frick does anyone clear that stuff in year 1? Wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once you've played through the first year you'll see it's easier than it looks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok fair enough, we aren’t in a rush so I’m expecting we won’t clear it for a few years anyway

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'll have it by year 2, easy.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im thinking about retexturing the riverlands farm into a swamp farm
    i was working on this a few years ago actually but lost all my progress when i moved houses and my harddrive died while shipping my pc and i lost interest but now with the new update i wanna start it up again
    months of work lost on a fully custom tileset, feels fkn bad
    anyway, some things im thinken of for the swamp
    >monsters spawn ala wilderness farm
    >70% fish chance, 30% trash
    >all crops get irrigated within 3 tiles of water (like rice shoots)
    >same layout as riverlands i.e frickall space, swampy soil reduces crop growth by such and such percent
    >higher frog spawn rate
    id like it to kind of shake up the sprinkler grind > fruit wine meta a bit
    im thinking that blanket irrigation would make the sprinkler grind less immediately desirable since you wouldnt need to water really by default, while the slower crop growth would make it take longer to get the farming levels needed for sprinklers, and make the volume of fruits you can put out early much lower
    not sure how much the crop growth should be reduced for tho
    arbitrarily basing it off ancient fruit, id like only 3 harvests per season as opposed to 4 but idk the implications of that on the rest of the crops in the game. it might be more frustrating than its worth? but i feel like the irrigation more than makes up for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ;_; guess ill kms then

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Completely useless
    I thought it'd show what the fish is before I hook it, not while I'm reeling it in.
    If it's on the line I'm obviously going to pull it in no matter what it is, the energy is already spent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering if it would be useful in some way I don't know later on in game. I can assure you the first time I used this was in the caves, lv20, 60, 100 for those special fishes that have a ratio of something like 20:1 (shit:fish). I thought I had it all figured out using that tackle I just wouldn't reel in trash items but only the fish but no, only disappointment came.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And most of the time you know what fish it is based on its movements.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought it'd show what the fish is before I hook it, not while I'm reeling it in.
      is that how it works? thats fricking stupid
      luckily i use the treasure hunter like a normal person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >treasure hunter
        >2x treasure perk
        >deluxe bait
        Yep, it's fishing time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bait
          you mean the magnet, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The magnet doesn't go in the bait slot does it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes it does
              i thought it was tackle too, but its bait that increases your chance to find treasure
              it also doesnt lower the fish bite rate like the description suggests, which is weird because linus' wild bait DOES lower it, despite not mentioning it in the description

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it also doesnt lower the fish bite rate like the description suggests
                That's odd. So magnet has neutral fish biting chance, and more likely to find treasure when fish do bite. I wonder if that's better than delux bait.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So magnet has neutral fish biting chance
                no
                it retains the increased fish bite chance of regular bait
                it is a straight upgrade, posing as otherwise.

                What the FRICK?! Is it consumable?

                it works like regular bait, 1 piece is consumed every time u reel in a hit, whether its fish or trash

                Based fellow magnet appreciator. It's my favourite. I didn't know about Linus' bait but I had suspected it as I make it quite often but always it seems to have some hidden nerf (as you say). Intuitionbros.

                its good when you're fishing for money but by the time you get 4 hearts with linus youll probably be too busy for that, and it wont be worth it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the FRICK?! Is it consumable?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based fellow magnet appreciator. It's my favourite. I didn't know about Linus' bait but I had suspected it as I make it quite often but always it seems to have some hidden nerf (as you say). Intuitionbros.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So magnet has neutral fish biting chance
                no
                it retains the increased fish bite chance of regular bait
                it is a straight upgrade, posing as otherwise.
                [...]
                it works like regular bait, 1 piece is consumed every time u reel in a hit, whether its fish or trash
                [...]
                its good when you're fishing for money but by the time you get 4 hearts with linus youll probably be too busy for that, and it wont be worth it

                yes it does
                i thought it was tackle too, but its bait that increases your chance to find treasure
                it also doesnt lower the fish bite rate like the description suggests, which is weird because linus' wild bait DOES lower it, despite not mentioning it in the description

                I caught 5 sturgeon in summer 1 thanks to wild bait tripling and double two hits while fishing at the lake. I'm a believer now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i caught 7 catfish on spring 3
                its how i managed to buy the fibreglass rod on spring 4 at 25% profit margin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does 7 catfish even give you enough exp to be level 6 or whatever it is to unlock fiberglass fishing rod?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bruh fibreglass rod is unlocked at level 2
                you get more xp fishing for chubs but i needed the money

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Desert Festival. How much of a game changer is it for the early game? I haven't checked out all the things you can buy but there seems to be a lot of possibilities.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these Black folk are still talking about the blueberries i sold to pierre 2 seasons ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand that game mechanic of how they talk about the shit you sell, why does it exist other than to give you more dialogue?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just CA phoning it in as usual.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porn mods, drop em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for JasAnon to update his mod.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been after these since the fricking game came out
      https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=stardew_valley+pixel_art+animated&pid=42

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon...
        who's ganna tell him?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did they finally get good? Not really something I've been checking up on

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did they finally get good? Not really something I've been checking up on

          Guess not

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just opened Clint's trash bin and it fricking exploded wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clint has had enough of these motherfricking raccoons

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one white man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      left: reddit
      right: Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pirate.
      You're not going to be making the majority of your cash from fish, and the random shit you get from treasure is more interesting and useful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fish are already worth enough.
      Treasures are fun and keep things novel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pirate and its not even close

      left: reddit
      right: Ganker

      Pirate.
      You're not going to be making the majority of your cash from fish, and the random shit you get from treasure is more interesting and useful.

      both correct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a flat 50% more or does that include the level 5 perk of 25%?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        25 changes to 50

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right only. Fish is already pretty valuable and can make a bank for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left seems pretty crucial to unlock the bus on week 2. How many treasure chest (the 5k ones) are you guys pulling up to close the gap?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unlock the bus week 2
        Man I fricking hate minmaxers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's standard play on repeat playthroughs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking moron go speedrun celeste or something you troony

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          trying too hard bud

          It makes a sweet gem berry which you give to the statue in the woods for a stardrop.

          FRICK that's where you get the sweet gem berry. Shitfrickdamn. Guess I'm waiting til I unlock the greenhouse.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discovered the mastery room as I already had enough for everything
    for frick sake, those mining buffs would have come in handy a long time ago

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >six straight days of nothing in the bat cave
    batbros............... it's over...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After you get lucky and get the fruit you need for bundles, bat cave is just extra storage space for ~40 kegs/preserves jars, nothing more.
      Still better than the mushroom cave now that you can just farm mushrooms easily and way more efficiently.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Second Summer
    >Greenhouse full of ancient fruit
    >keg production mostly online
    >4/5 masteries

    I am trying to stay vanilla but every day I want to go install Automate and something for ginger island buildings (That's possible now, I think?)

    Give me strength bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly disregard the farm in Ginger Island and only plant shit there that's necessary to finish the Ginger Island tasks. Other than that, I ignore it. And automate is far too cheat-y for me but I'm not one to get upset at those who use it (I think it's a very popular mod too).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      till ape implements some sort of hopper or pipes to transfer items from machines I'll always be playing with automate
      frick manual labour

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We fricking did it boys. This is only the 2nd time I have ever gotten this ring across like 5 playthroughs, also got the Hot Java Ring and the Mermaid Boots today, it was a good fricking day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've fished up two, and I'm in Fall year 1... are they really that rare?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got this ring in the skull caverns I think
      I use this with the burglars ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      panning has the best chance of giving you one
      you need two of those btw one for each slot

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be the resident pianist here for the fall and winter seasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >copypaste obscure hm character
      >change musical instrument
      >"original character do not steal"
      Shameless. As expected of these shit mods

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah
    Now that the warm up is done, it's time to catch the real legendary fish in Summer, the octopus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was it irridium quality tho?
      you only get once chance you know...

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha same
    >marries haley again
    I did everything the wiki told me to do, how did that happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny, the same thing happened to me too.
      Maybe we missed a step?

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never upgraded my trash can. What is the purpose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spend your money and fuel the local economy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing
        Got it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You will be happy though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get X% of the items value for trashing something instead of nothing. The copper one is half helpful early game at best but not great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You better not be lying. And even if that is the case it still seems like a "You've upgraded everything else" tier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. You need like 20k plus ingots to get iridium trash can, and even that one only gives you 60%, so you need to trash 35k+ to break even.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it's to cheese fishing for quick cash?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The frick do you expect out of upgrading the trash can??

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nothing
            Got it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Giving a little extra cash to Clint so that his drinking problem worsens.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FLOEEEEENNNNSS UPDATE THE SWITCH VERSION

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop using your school computer to play games

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost time for Fall
    What's the bet I forget to plant the fricking Rare Seed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remind me again what the point of the rare seed is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes a sweet gem berry which you give to the statue in the woods for a stardrop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot, now I have to wait until the greenhouse is ready, which luckily I didn't forget anything and it'll be done in winter.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely surprised there isn't a "I Fixed Clint" mod at this point. He really is just the designated punching bag.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are weird. Clint and Shane are the same but women prefer the one who is an alcoholic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shane also has 2 female family members that he lives with, is it conspiracy to make his life worse by fixing him. He seems pretty happy in his depression.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wdym, there are mods that make clint get together with emily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly wouldn't know because I don't play with mods. lmao

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >500k for a turtle
    marnie's making bucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way she acquired that thing legally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't need it. You see the size of her barn? And she already sells livestock. Marnie is loaded. Lewis is a means to an end.

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marry haley
    >
    It's just natural. Tide comes in, tide goes out. I move to Stardew, I marry Haley.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you improve wives/husbands?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Abby
      She's fine as is
      >Emily
      Too quirky after the update, her events should focus more on bonding and less on whatever the frick happens in her events (a dream scene seriously??)
      >Haley
      Perfect
      >Leah
      She's good
      >Maru
      Make her white and maybe I'd give her a shot. Frick Demetrius.
      >Penny
      Too fun to abuse. Why is she so sensitive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(a dream scene seriously??)
        YOU WANTED THE CRYSTAL HIPPIE CHICK BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT CRYTAL HIPPIE CHICK SHIT? Interesting.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having a blast with 1.6 so far.. still, everytime I visited caroline in her sunroom, with her, alone, freaking boner man like everytime. any drawgays here please make a doujin where player have 'hidden scene' with caroline inside her sunroom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sample

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should give this game another try
    I played it once, last year and did almost a full year but I got bored of it
    especially I found little interest in engaging into interactions with npcs and I found some aspects of the game a bit repetitive, if not tedious
    I still enjoyed my time

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