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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My flesh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you jesus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Yoba

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stardews

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pierre has a farm dumbass, all the npcs confirm it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is it in the map

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not shown it's proven there by npcs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the way I understand it it's just a small backyard garden, doubt it would even be enough to feed his family, let alone a town

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the way I understand it it's just a small backyard garden, doubt it would even be enough to feed his family, let alone a town

      i thought he just had things shipped in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a joke based on how he takes the praise for the farm produce.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          o

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got your joke anon

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grandpa's ass

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever grows on my farm and sold to Joja Mart.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is about running the farm
    >"wUt Du DeY eEt HuRr DuRr"

    I have to ask: are you deliberately trying to be as stupid as possible, or did your mother drink like a fish when she was pregnant with you? It's fitting that you're talking about a farming sim, because I suspect that your genealogy contains several barnyard animals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are you deliberately trying to be as stupid as possible
      yes, it's called 'shitposting'

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never even reached the end of the first year. I have a lot of fun exploring and building early stuff but it soon becomes an actual chore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't get past year 1
      You didn't even get to the actual game (Ginger Island).

      Also, I wish it was a chore. Early game is very intense and you have no free time, but by the end everything is automated and you have nothing to do (other than Ginger Island).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this, game stops being fun the moment you spend 50% of day collecting shit instead of building shit

      there should be more automation added, like sprinklers are good, now allow me to create something that autocollects shit and puts it somewhere, also, make it hard to craft so i can have fun collecting materials for building that shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >something that autocollects shit
        Say no more, sis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, I found that after a certain point you're barely doing anything. When you've got sprinklers on all your plants, you're pretty much set.

        Kiss your wife, pat your animals, and you're golden.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why have they done Penny's hair like that? It looks nigh-impossible/very difficult. Do they not know how it'd work realistically? It isn't just a fricking hole lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's gonna blow your mind when you find out about hair curlers.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You even played the game, anon? Penny doesn't have a huge fricking hole in her head like that goofy picture.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can now gift an item to your wife to guarantee her feeding the animals and watering crops the next day. It's also easily farmable to boot. Shit's cash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, Junimos?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't My Time at Sandrock more of a building/factory style game instead of just farming?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >My Time at Xinjiang
          Never ever, Shen Yu.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty fun, but all of the romance shit is completely unappealing to me, which is weird because i liked that stuff in harvest moon games. the girls in stardew are just so fricking boring and soulless and i don't care to court them the same way, and is always the last thing i bother with just for content's sake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you didn't need to get married to get the last stardrop, I wouldn't even do it at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this, game stops being fun the moment you spend 50% of day collecting shit instead of building shit

      there should be more automation added, like sprinklers are good, now allow me to create something that autocollects shit and puts it somewhere, also, make it hard to craft so i can have fun collecting materials for building that shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is that, a turtleneck and a blazer? holy shit this poor woman is dressed like a posh upperclass woman! so classy! so fashionable!
        inb4 some cries about how neat her hair in a bun is and some other schizo rambling red herring about only posh or wealthy women do this

        Kek, saved.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Granny stinky pussy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently started Stardew and know this makes me sound like a total crybaby but I should be able to disable wear on my fences and new rocks/logs/weeds appearing on my farm
    I'm sure there's people who like to spend a ton of their time running around maintaining all their shit constantly but for me it just feels like bullshit padding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disable wear on my fences
      I think mods can do that but honestly hardwood fences last 2 years, who cares if they decay

      >disable rock/log/weed spawn
      You can buy an item that does that at endgame

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can buy an item that does that at endgame
        I think I'm gonna just finish the community center and call it quits, the first winter was just so freaking boring

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have endless money? Just buy a jojamart membership, finish the upgrades and get to the real game (Ginger Island). The community center is cancer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the community center is fine until you get to the bulletin board, frick that gay shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the bulletin board
              I mean the Rabbits foot is a bit of a b***h but nothing else on there is anything to get worked up over

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rabbits foot drops like candy in the skull cave

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >3 apples
                >truffle
                >maki roll
                >duck feather
                >red fricking cabbage

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >choose mushrooms instead of fruit bats
                >permanently lock yourself into having to use half your farm for a bunch of shitty trees to finish the community center

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >having to use half your farm for a bunch of shitty trees
                What game are you playing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fruit trees are nice and you do not need to even use 10% of your farm, hyperbolic moron. I plant fruit trees regardless of cave choice.

                >He never played Harvest Moon
                pleb

                Playing it or not does not matter her, it doesn't even look like it. Turning characters that are adults into clearly very young children is moronic. Slice your cope however you like, it's obvious either way. Just own up to it and not be hyper-defensive for once.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Play in traffic, moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shitty trees
                they are pretty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh bro? Your greenhouse?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know about the greenhouse
                laugh at this homie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >half your farm
                >2 fruit trees
                This homie playin with yggdrasil lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>3 apples
                can buy the sapling from pierce

                pigs shit these out nonstop
                >>maki roll
                Black person thats literally just a fish, some seaweed which you will be drowning in and rice which you can get by day 8
                >>duck feather
                get a fricking duck its like 1k gold
                >>red fricking cabbage
                can buy the seeds from pierce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who the frick is pierce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pierre stop phonepostshaming me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seeds in Y2.
                However it's in the travelling cart in Y1.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn bro you too moronic to check the traveling merchant twice a week?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just rely on RNGslop bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you ignore a mechanic that can let you bypass needing to farm something yourself and then b***h and complain when you have to farm something yourself?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is nothing there that is particularly hard to get, but it forces me to go way out of my comfort zone and treat the game like a checklist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a checklist
                that is literally what the community center is. just get your joja membership if you cant be bothered, but if you cant, why the frick play this game anyway?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to play the game my own way. Instead of half assing every aspect of the game I'd rather master the 2-3 I enjoy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my own way
                what is preventing you from doing that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The bulletin forces me to tap into pretty much every area of the game, including the ones I'd rather avoid in my playthrough. The worst part is that they take a lot of time. 3 apples is the worst one imo, if you don't prepare way beforehand it can easily cost you a whole season.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just dont do it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The bulletin forces me
                you can actually just walk past it and pretend it isnt there. lewis and robin literally tell you that you dont have to do anything if you dont want to during the scene that adds it to the town. have you ever wondered if you have autism?

                moronS, if you don't complete the bulletin bundle you won't get Ginger Island

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nothing of value was lost

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just dont do it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then do Joja
                >but I don't want to
                Then fricking deal with it you baby, you can do it the easy way or you can do it the right way, those are your options.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The bulletin forces me
                you can actually just walk past it and pretend it isnt there. lewis and robin literally tell you that you dont have to do anything if you dont want to during the scene that adds it to the town. have you ever wondered if you have autism?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't prepare way beforehand it can easily cost you a whole season
                If you somehow can't afford 4000g by the end of Summer you can just plant it in your Greenhouse during Fall

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to play in my own way
                >nooo don't heckin lock me out of stuff what the frickin frick!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >locking people out of major features, namely Ginger Island, if they won't farm rabbits feet
                >only alternative is to go with joja and shit up the town's aesthetics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >farm rabbits feet
                Just kill a fricking Serpent

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                every item has alternative ways to get them if you don't want to build that specific thing on your farm, too bad your pass doesn't hand them to you for free, huh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tell me the alternative way to get 3 apples

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but the cave and cart offer apples. Usually I have to grow a c**ting tree but this time around I had three apples by fall.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apple Tree
                Fruitbat Cave
                Travelling Merchant

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Apple Tree
                how is that "alternative"
                >Fruitbat Cave
                I went with mushrooms
                >Traveling Merchant
                Ah yes just have him sell you apples at 3 different occasions. Well I'm on winter year 1 and so far he sold nothing.

                Frick this shitty game design. I am cheating the bulletin bundle items as soon as I am done with the other ones. Could have gone with Joja but that's what I do every save, this time I want to see what happens when you repair the cc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stay mad lol
                you lost

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lost what? You are the only one who lost time farming apples.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mushroom cave
                Lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >xir picked the mushroom cave
                AIE LEMOA

                Congratulations for acknowledging the awful game design. I accept your concessions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                more like awful choice design (by you)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >xir picked the mushroom cave
                AIE LEMOA

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why are shroomgays like this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never trust anyone that likes mushrooms. There is something wrong with someone who would willingly consume something not part of the Plant or Animal kingdoms. I'd trust someone who eats a whole bird or insect over mushroom eaters.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know about the power of Marnie's chickens

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Apple Tree
                how is that "alternative"
                >Fruitbat Cave
                I went with mushrooms
                >Traveling Merchant
                Ah yes just have him sell you apples at 3 different occasions. Well I'm on winter year 1 and so far he sold nothing.

                Frick this shitty game design. I am cheating the bulletin bundle items as soon as I am done with the other ones. Could have gone with Joja but that's what I do every save, this time I want to see what happens when you repair the cc.

                >I know I will need three apples for the CC
                >I know that at any time I could buy an Apple sapling from Pierre and get those three apples
                >I will choose not to complete the objective given to me and blame the game for denying me the reward for doing so
                have a nice day.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you have free money to buy fruit trees early game
                >by the time you have money it is too late, winter is coming

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you realise the game continues after year 1, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just wait another year before you get to ginger island bro!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I MOOOOOOST GET TO GINGER INSLAND ON YEAR 1 I MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can just sleep away a year with zero consequences if you really want to, theres no reward of any kind to complete stuff year one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No idea why people are in such a hurry. I once unlocked that island at year 4

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not having 3k by summer
                Black person what are u doiiiin!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't make 4000 gold before Summer 24
                lmaoing at your life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why so illiterate? Obviously I can make more than 4k by summer, but I have other priorities.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One good skull cave run is like 60k in iridium bars. Should allow you to buy a sapling and whatever else you want.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one good skull cave run
                >in summer day 1 year 1
                lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I guess you would be busy planting stuff that day. Last week of spring then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't get to floor 500 on spring 1 while wearing a blindfold and playing on a usb wheel
                lmaoing at you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd need to prioritise it but it's certainly doable.
                You only need ~40k to unlock the bus. Go hard on fishing ASAP and get lucky with sprinklers on the travelling kart. allowing you to scale up the size of your farm quickly. You can be in the cavern by late spring easily, mid spring if you are going full autismo about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Check out tool assisted maximum money runs, they dive deep in the skull caverns in first week
                Probably not possible with the fixed rng method though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's TAS though. Probably shouldn't have said full autismo. When youre at that point, You may as well just abuse the Name glitch and ring people on the telephone. In which case you only need 2k to have infinite cash.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                always love how people will rush to admit that they're shitters at a game made for and loved by literal children and women

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too poor to have tree money
                >too homosexual to get free saplings from mystery boxes
                >too moronic to win free saplings from lewis's gacha machine
                Guess this is what eating bat guano does to your brain.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he cooks sashimi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Stardew Valley is... HARD
                Really?

                I would expect someone trying to do the community centre in one year to actually be decent at the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you post that image

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont like feet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree
                just don't like 'em

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they are ugly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elaborate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why

                i dont like feet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i wish i had a gf who'd stay bottomless the entire time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know about the nerfed tea sappling strat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ape... i already gave up...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                easy for him to say. he has a hot gf that supports him no matter what

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The community center bundles don't require you to do all that much of any one thing. Especially when you can just buy most of the things you don't want to do from the traveling cart. But if even that is too much, there's always joja.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Joja route Black person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't say that word

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ???

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh, i'm sorry: J*ja

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How far did you get in Skull Cavern or bug cave?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't know what those are but I think the combat sucks so idk im not really interesting
            I don't think this game is for me, the only thing I find fun is the fishing and I got to level 10 pretty quick and now there's no point because the fishing money sucks even with the profession

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >im not really interesting
              We know

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a fricking moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to maintain it day by day. Most changes to the farm are seasonal and when you have more energy it's not an issue. Plus you have items you can eat gor energy.

      No ones first playthrough is all that well thought out, it's one of those games you'll return to in a year and put like 80 hours into suddenly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stone fences last an entire year
      You only need to clean up your fields at the start of the season, don't be such a baby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know about infinite fences
      Filtered

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? The Stardrop Saloon's dish of the day from the trash can.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mod to turn bachelorettes into children
      As bad as the other portrait mods that get made fun of here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you stop being moronic for once in your life?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, because a mod that turns bachelorettes into children would be one of the most popular mods currently on Nexus. You massive fricktard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The mod is based in an old mod made by Dong, a dude what draw most characters to look like in the old Harvest Moon style artwork. A chibied anime style because the game was for GBA

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Awful lot of "based off of" over multiple people, it has been distilled so much where it doesn't have the original style, pathetic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What upsets me is that Natsume retained the original illustator from the HM64 days, but they still managed to lose the SOVL of the portraits. It's always been Igusa Matsuyama, but Story of Seasons portraits are not on par with old HM even for the same characters. It's like he's phoning it in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, they never really care for their players. No wonder why things are it is now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like he switched to digital coloring.
              Though I think I like the updated Marie. Or was it Maria? Library girl.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The mod is based in an old mod made by Dong, a dude what draw most characters to look like in the old Harvest Moon style artwork. A chibied anime style because the game was for GBA

              this reminds me that there's a mod that adds the entire Mineral Town from HM into SV but it's not been updated to 1.6 yet
              https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/13996

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >inspired by dong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me always love Dong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty clearly inspired by earlier Harvest Moon artwork, dummy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't look like it (and is irrelevant)

          Yeah, because a mod that turns bachelorettes into children would be one of the most popular mods currently on Nexus. You massive fricktard.

          how is a mod's popularity relevant?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He never played Harvest Moon
        pleb

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do people actually enjoy HM64 as equal to Back to Nature? If so, did somebody drop rocks on their head as a child? It's so fricking bad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure, FOMT was my fav

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not being a pedo? Yeah, I know, quite the minority on here!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah go back

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ...to...? The other boards that aren't filled with so many aggressive pedos?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you're a pedo
            Not really, I said that because you didn't recognize at first the HM chibi artstyle, Ganker has always been fan of the series along with Rune Factory, meaning that you're a dumb newbie.
            LURK MOAR

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >trying this hard to fit in and deflect
              pot. kettle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has no actual argument after being called out
                I accept your concession

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what, want me to repeat the same thing back to you over and over as you do? spam? also that mod isn't chibi, had a further look to prove to myself you are simply a pedo.
                >no it's ackschully chibi! not a child! (goes against most chibi design philosophies)
                -insert generic soulless Ganker insults here- etc

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll keep being insulted when you keep saying stupid shit. moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exact same can be said to the other party. But of course we know you're on the side of pedos.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jump in front of a moving bus, moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lead by example, anon. That's what pedos like to do isn't it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gimme your mom's number. I'm gonna tell her it's never too late for an abortion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trust a pedo to be obsessed with the matters of women's reproductive cycles.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reproduction cycles are basic sex education and not "obsession". Unironically moronic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can know something and still be obsessed, they're not mutually exclusive. Trust a pedo to also be an ESL (which is typical).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me the obsession, moron. I'm surprised you can connect the letters ESL together. Although I'm not sure you know what it stands for. All you've proven is that you don't know what "pedo" means. Just have a nice day. Do it now. You wont be missed but we'll be grateful that you're gone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you keep going in circles with the same posts about being outed as a pedo is rather obsessive. And you get more violent with each aspect of yourself that gets revealed. Pedo. ESL. Zero contribution to the thread, so on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What have you contributed, moron? And that's not obsession with reproduction cycles by the way. Try to keep up. Not that you're capable of having a memory beyond that of a goldfish. And you still haven't proven how I'm a pedo so there was never any ousting to being with. Please have a nice day, thanks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The obsession wasn't local to only reproductive cycles, ESL pedo. See how you just keep going in circles?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You keep going on about ESL but I'm not sure you know what that means. have a nice day, moron. The circle keeps going because you're unable to admit that you're full of shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're unable to admit you're a pedo.
                ESL = English second language, as you can not read or communicate worth a damn. It's evident you're either in denial or you didn't (as I keep schooling you) know what it meant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seething this much against pedo on Ganker
                'Sup pizzaman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, you do know what it means. I bet you had to google it. Prove that I'm a pedo. By all means. You haven't because you're unable to do so.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The proof is in the pudding, but sadly, instead of eating (as goes the saying), it's reading, and it's established you fail at this routinely.

                >seething this much against pedo on Ganker
                'Sup pizzaman

                And the other guy who is defensive and violent (whereas I haven't been) is not seething? Funny you don't mention him at all, makes you look as bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please point out specifically ITT the posts that prove that I'm a pedophile. There's no pudding, only shit. Which you're full of btw.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Already have, why would I repeat what I've already done? I know you suggest it because you spam and keep doing the same thing repeatedly, so this is all you can think of.

                Why does the assblasted janny always do this after 400 posts?

                Coincidentally it's around when Jasgays and pedos start shitting up each thread. Just a coincidence, though. It's no their fault. No wonder why so many others just permaleave these trash threads.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me EXACTLY where you have proven that I'm a pedophile. Go ahead, do it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I proved? You have done it unto yourself, hence why you're so upset. Subconsciously you're aware of your frick-up. Here's a hot tip for you (as I know the brains of pedos are underdeveloped) next time it happens: keep quiet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People tend to get upset when you call them pedophiles without proof. The reaction isn't evidence, idiot. You've proven in no short order that you're a moron and a liar on top of that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Schizo is back already
                Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I thought I made that clear yesterday

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How long has this c**t been here? The threads were nice just a few days ago.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell his posting style because he makes large try hard posts which he thinks is smart but are actually moronic, then he calls you a pedo for disagreeing with him.
                Last time it's because I called him a moron for getting upset that grass stays during Winter. Apparently that makes the game too easy lol

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayonnaise by the bucketload

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heartaches by the numbers

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember that mod where you could turn the villagers into seeds, grow them and then eat them once they were done?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For what purpose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda weird how people seeds is more fricked up than the murder mod

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Befriending people is just like social links in my Persona games

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegetable duh

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i find this game impossible to play without some sort of movement speed mod.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro your coffee? bro your permaspeed books?

      Can you stop being moronic for once in your life?

      why are you so upset over that? using a mod to change marriageable characters into kids is pretty moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gee, it's almost like it's based off a certain cute chibi art style of another famous farming game series. Your mom should've aborted you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bro your coffee? bro your permaspeed books?
        bro i don't want to have to work for or think about being able to move at least twice as fast as i normally do upon waking up any given day in this game. it's fundamentally taxing to be as slow as they make you.

        You didn't beat the game.

        no, i have literally never "beaten" the game because the only thing i ever really found fun about it was the dungeon crawling shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haunted Chocolatier will probably be up your alley then. It will be more combat focused.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i saw. looking forward to it honestly, but i wonder how long it'll take from now to release

            Having a quick look there are some mods that let you increase your movement speed (and change by how much in the .config), curious, how much would you increase yours by? Small like 10-15% I'd get, but if it's >50% then that's questionable.

            there used to be a trainer that allowed you to increase movement speed on an ancient version of the game, i think back then all i did was increase it by about 25% because anything beyond that would make everything hard to interact with, and the real reason i liked using it was just to get to different parts of the map without using a significant portion of each day to do so. i never went sanic fast, but a good boost above normal.

            >I have ADHD

            if i'm going to play a game about doing virtual fricking chores, you'd better make it fun. and when the most fundamental thing in the game like walking everywhere isn't fricking fun, i will change your game to make it more fun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having a quick look there are some mods that let you increase your movement speed (and change by how much in the .config), curious, how much would you increase yours by? Small like 10-15% I'd get, but if it's >50% then that's questionable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have ADHD

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*ruins your community center playthrough*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jodi's bundle (remixed)
      >10 any eggs
      >normal eggs
      >brown eggs
      >silver eggs
      >brown silver eggs
      >gold eggs
      >gold brown eggs
      >large eggs
      >large brown eggs
      >large silver eggs
      >large brown silver eggs
      >large gold eggs
      >large brown gold eggs
      >large purple eggs
      >large brown purple eggs
      >void eggs
      >silver void eggs
      >gold void eggs
      >iridium void eggs
      >duck eggs
      >silver duck eggs
      >gold duck eggs
      >iridium duck eggs
      >can't complete the bundle because none of them finished a stack to 10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm living this rn with the fat racoon asking me for 5 mussels, can't imagine the pain one goes through for eggs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah... i'm reinstalling the item spawner for moments where my rage/I DON'T WANNA FUKKEN DO DIS peaks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lotta eggs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how does he get out?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he eggsits through the door

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He needs to eat all the eggs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cleanest indian street vendor in the entire country
          only put his poo covered hands on the food once

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this game would benefit immensely from some way to reduce item quality but no, gotta add more meme features to pad out patch notes like summer squash and broccoli

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based lmaooo
            an update released like 2 years ago and anons b***hing still
            clearly he's never fricking played KEK!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            H O W

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Explain

              if you have 10 eggs in general you can donate them regardless of quality if it wants a normal item but you HAVE to have 10+ otherwise you can't donate them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Explain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            morons BTFO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea how to do this. I have 3 apples of different quality in my inventory and it won't accept any.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Put one in, then put another in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this game would benefit immensely from some way to reduce item quality but no, gotta add more meme features to pad out patch notes like summer squash and broccoli

        Items of different quality stack for turning in bundles, this was fixed in 1.5 over three years ago
        Are you shitting up the thread on purpose or are you just moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          apperently moronic, how the frick does that even work
          no i'm not starting a new save file to experiment with it, describe this feature to me in vivid and gory detail

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When you put the item into the bundle it turns into the generic item it's supposed to be and stacks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, I got sick of seeing the pavement ape on there. Demetrius is white in my game, but the mod doesnt change the picture in the community center. So I NEVER play with feild research as a bundle
      Infact, I literally go into my game file and edit the remixed bundles so they contain EXACTLY the ones I want. It's would be silly to do a ranch run, for example, and NOT have the animal and artisian bundles. Or the fodder bundle. After having done both normal and remixed on runs, from now on, I'm going to do curated bundles that I choose myself, that is, if I don't just mod it to make them harder to begin with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I literally go into my game file and edit the remixed bundles so they contain EXACTLY the ones I want.
        how do you do this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jodi's bundle (remixed)
      >10 any eggs
      >normal eggs
      >brown eggs
      >silver eggs
      >brown silver eggs
      >gold eggs
      >gold brown eggs
      >large eggs
      >large brown eggs
      >large silver eggs
      >large brown silver eggs
      >large gold eggs
      >large brown gold eggs
      >large purple eggs
      >large brown purple eggs
      >void eggs
      >silver void eggs
      >gold void eggs
      >iridium void eggs
      >duck eggs
      >silver duck eggs
      >gold duck eggs
      >iridium duck eggs
      >can't complete the bundle because none of them finished a stack to 10

      Posting the REAL remix bundle ruiner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The iridium ore is the only tough thing there especially in the early game. The true fricker is the full blown iridium bar you can get as a bundle item.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point. Normally you can get the Minecart completed by late Spring, but with the Engineer Bundle, you can end up having to dive pretty far in the Skull Cavern to get a piece if you're unlucky, and by then you don't need the Minecarts since you have no reason to revisit the Caves until the Qi Quest.

          The Engineer Bundle effectively makes the Minecart useless.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point. Normally you can get the Minecart completed by late Spring, but with the Engineer Bundle, you can end up having to dive pretty far in the Skull Cavern to get a piece if you're unlucky, and by then you don't need the Minecarts since you have no reason to revisit the Caves until the Qi Quest.

          The Engineer Bundle effectively makes the Minecart useless.

          you can get iridium ore from magma geodes and fishing

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/20749
    Subtle version looks pretty good.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I admire you anon

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you are holding a big chest and you interact with a regular chest, the contents will automatically transfer to the big chest, leaving you with the empty regular chest
    >mfw I've been transferring items manually all this time

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has innumerable, unforgivable flaws
    >community decides to ignore them because the whole game was made by one redditor who is "doing his best"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *fixes with mods*
      U were sayin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>game has innumerable, unforgivable flaws
      they don't exist but also they're based and SOVL

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The metric frick ton of blueberries i sell to them every summer

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly portrait mods that don't suit the game
    >fruitcavegays calling blessed fruit trees shitty
    >blatant cheaters
    >not even 80 posts in

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl's game
    >thread full of girl
    i don't see the appeal, femoids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post dick and balls to proove you're a boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off scrote

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to valorant, maleoid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wiener or GTFO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      P A R I S
      A
      R
      I
      S

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      L O N D O N
      O
      N
      D
      O
      N

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thread full of girl
      It was a girl who introduced me to Ganker in the first place. Now I'm stuck here forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always never notice the fricking raven on gothgirl's leg lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay positive, nona!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ancient fruit wine

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grapples

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >and there's too much farming
    Because this is a damn farming game. This is not an action or a puzzle game. if this is not your thing, go get something else.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >there's no achievements
    Uh, Anon? There's all kinds of 'em.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what drives people to hyperfixate on efficiency, but be so fricking awful at it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lazy and effective bait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chad efficiency seeker who devises his own strategies, however rough around the edges his plans may be
      the virgin trillionaire year 1 guide follower

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Mr.Qi?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape basically raped the few scraps of lore surrounding him to the point it doesn't matter anymore.
      >pre 1.6: observer figure who occasionally used challenges to lead the player directly to him
      >1.6: DOOD WHAT IF HE DROPPED MYSTERY BOXES FROM HIS PLANE... BECAUSE HE JUST DOES OKAY??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >observer figure who occasionally used challenges to lead the player directly to him
        where's the lore?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you talk about this every thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you read it every thread. Sucker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, I make my brother read it to me and write this reply

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I make my little sister do that!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm onto you Qi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he had notes waiting for you in a random person's fridge
        he was never just a weird observer figure

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also I just realized I stored all legendary fish I caught so far into my fridge, then at some point turned them into sashimi. FRICK THIS GAME.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Winter 15th
    >Only have the minecarts and quarry unlocked
    Joja run.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I chose shrooms because I like them IRL, also bats screech and shit, why would you want them on your property?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post naked anime e-girl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lust provoking image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bat shit is good fertilizer, FAKE farmer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get nitrogen literally from air. 3*2 meter cave with bats would have enough shit only to annoy you, and definitely not enough to fertilize anything.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loving this meadowlands start, bros. It's chill as frick cleaning up the lands to give the blue grass more space to naturally propagate and managing where the early game livestock grazes, so they don't devour a starter patch before it has the chance to spread. It's going to look so cozy when the whole place is covered in blue grass.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sun (soon)
    or
    moon (mun)?
    what's it gonna be?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I play a lot of games you would call "rage inducing". I love the hack and slash thrill from DMC, the gore fest from Doom Eternal, the unbearable challenges of Souls-Like games.
    My wife introduced me to this game and its a game I didn't know I needed. I deal with a lot of anxiety and PTSD from my military service and other stressors in my life, but there's something about harvesting crops and petting your duck named "Howard" that just feels so relaxing. This game is an escape from the everyday stress and I can't recommend it enough. And it was developed by a one man army?! Like damn this man earned his flowers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >souls
      >unbearable challenges
      Don't even need to read the rest to know it's generic Ganker bait.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Need pigs
    >Last week of Fall
    >Figure they should grow fast enough that I can get one day of truffles out of them
    >They finally grow up on Winter 1
    I know it's my own fault for dragging my feet for so long but being off by just one day really hurts.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked the Wilderness farm because I wanted a challenge and I'm halfway into year three and am so pressed for space. This fricking sucks. I'm pulling up all my shit and trying to move it all but there's no damn room.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you hit Spring 1 Year 2 after giving Alex a pumpkin to jerk off with during the Feast of the Winter Star and Jodi gives you a useless glow ring

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a farming sim in my life, closest is Animal Crossing. Is Stardew worth picking up as a good filler timewaster game? Overwhelmingly positive on steam must mean something right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure, have fun with it and don't worry too much about being optimal. just do your thing and enjoy your farm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        What makes it so popular and better than other farm games? There seems to be a ton of them
        Like, rune factory or harvest moon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would it be better? Its available natively on PC. Most other ones similar came out much later, or are ports.
          Nobody is saying its better than Rune Factory by default. Comes down to opinion.
          Its fun, inexpensive, runs great and has an amazing modding scene as well as seamless co-operation play.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >better
          idk. I enjoy rune factory too. I like playing a lot of video games, not only playing *the best one* so I never thought about which is better
          watch some gameplay of RF3, 4 and stardew, see which one appeals to you more and play it
          RF has more combat and story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've never played a farming sim in my life+
      >closest is Animal Crossing
      ??????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        modern AC is a dollhouse sim rather than a farming sim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AC was never a farming sim. You can plant trees and buy turnips, that's about it.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not filtering passgers
    reap what you fail to sow

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Nyapu's Portraits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice facial on the bottom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best portraits on nexus right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. It's needs seasonal versions too.

        can't even tell if this is bait anymore. bottom faces look like they've been caked in something that isn't tears, and the artstyle doesn't belong to the game eat all outside of being somewhat pixelated

        Didn't ask. Cope.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody asked about your "for me" meme, either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't even tell if this is bait anymore. bottom faces look like they've been caked in something that isn't tears, and the artstyle doesn't belong to the game eat all outside of being somewhat pixelated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bait. You're just moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for not having the same shit taste as you, anon? great opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very cute. Another girl what need rescue

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which bachelorette is anal only?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad beyond consideration.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the Yoshi
        >filters
        Image when I need it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't apply here. That's an actual screenshot of the Steam port, upscaled from the 3DS original.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. From steam's game page. One of the worst looking games I've seen. Like what the frick. Zero cohesion or reason to the art.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day, Stardew is fun but it's the bargain bin version of Rune Factory, I've been playing these Fantasy Harvest Moons since I was a wee lad. And I won't have you talking shit about any of them, even 1 and 2.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but it's the bargain bin version of Rune Factory,
          Is that why it outsold every runefactory game combined?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sales don't automatically = superior, a game can be niche and still good. I'll take stylized and cool Japanese designs over baby's first pixel art and Tumblr portraits. As for the Special versions, im not gonna defend their decision to not rework the environmental art in it, they were designed as a 3DS (4) and DS (3) game, I think they should've put more work into it besides upscaling.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              built to be filled with apple pie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's impressive you have the gall to defend them after Rune Factory 5.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have shit taste and like to cope? Great
              You should start a rune factory thread bro, I'm sure it'll be great

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are screenshots from steam. The game looks so fricking bad it's bordering objectively trash. No idea why you're so defensive over a shit video game, anon. It isn't a part of your personality (I hope not, that'd be extra sad, much more than your zero contribution post).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get this RF and Stardew rivalry. RF is a great as is Stardew. Let's not talk about RF5 though. That game gets flushed down the toilet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            always makes me chuckle when I remember people paid for RF5

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people saying "Use the greenhouse!" to complete the bundle that requires a bunch of fruits
    >when said bundle is the one that unlocks the fricking greenhouse
    This community is so full of morons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need a single fruit tree to get the greenhouse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek it's so fricking funny how the moron keeps outing himself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me how to get the greenhouse without fruit trees, without fruit cave and without traveling merchant.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You only need six items for the artisan bundle. Jelly, honey, goat and cow cheese, cloth, and truffle oil are all options. And you already need animal products for the animal bundle so it's not even like you're doing anything extra to avoid needing fruit trees. The only one of those that is even kind of hard to get year 1 is truffle oil because pigs don't work in winter. But if you can get either the truffle itself or a single fruit tree fruit from the traveling cart then getting the greenhouse is trivial.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a new save for the update
    >choose the new farm
    >get extra chickens
    >nice comfortable daily cash flow with mayonnaise
    Worst part for me in the beginning was always the lack of money to really start my farm up and get it going. Summer and Fall basically print money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mayonnaise is meant to be drinked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's drinkered, idiot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hesitated for a while between drinked drank and drunk, still got no idea. I'm a humble ESL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Drinked is never used
            Drank is past tense
            >I drank my wife's pussy juice last night
            Drunk is when something is currently being drunk
            >my wife's pussy juice is being drunk be me right now
            Drunk can also he be past tense though, and can mean the state of being drunk
            Hope this isn't helpful actually
            I don't know if any of it is right
            I'm a writer btw (like, books)

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adds a literal dickhead to the game
    What did Ape mean by this?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I gut Pierre and Morris both? I don't even want to supplant them, I just want them dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make the mod

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plant a bomb on them, run both over with a train, feed them the soup with shorts in it, make the submarine have an oceangate failure while both are onboard

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys use keyboard or a controller?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard
      I imagine I would probably pickaxe my crops at least once a day with controller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still better on Keyboard. So, if I'm playing on PC, I use that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      controller but use my mouse sometimes for menus

      Isn't My Time at Sandrock more of a building/factory style game instead of just farming?

      I played sandrock and I had a little farming patch but it was pretty minor. game's basically queue up stuff on your machines, go out venturing collecting mats / doing quests then come back and queue up/craft more things. it was pretty fun, but about the same /vibes/ as any farming sim in terms of ""gameplay loop""

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used to play with controller, then stopped for years, came back to 1.6 and have been mkb.
      the only annoying part is combat, since your cursor needs to be facing the direction you want to attack, instead of just the direction your body is already facing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The controller isn't terrible to use but the slingshot is impossible on controller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard. I tried controller last year for a bit and it's okay, better than I had anticipated, but this game is superior in basically every way on keyboard.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with going the ShartMart path?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything joja touches is ugly
      >make apples sad
      >player character probably doesn't like joja
      >some of the bundle rewards are pretty convenient
      >pierre is still there anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Goes to farm to escape Joja
      >arrives at farm
      >votes for more joja

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just not that fun
      The game needs a bit of direction

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any mods that give everyone big boobs??!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

        Even the guys?

        Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the guys?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best Waifu
    >Isn't even in the vanilla game
    How does she do it bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like how Penny's mom should actually look like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the
        Tired Joja Cashier in SVE. She writes
        screenplays and dances ballet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dances ballet
          >works 60 hours a week standing in one spot all day
          uh huh

          >what if the depressed cashier who works at a shitty job in a town she doesn't even live in... was le classy fashionable lady?
          Clairegays will forever be stuck with this absolutely shit characterization of their non-character and this will never not be funny. Even her name is fanfiction.

          I haven't played SVE but it seems to me that it would have made a lot of sense to put her in the role of the single mother who lives directly next door to the JojaMart
          but then I guess she couldn't be a rich (and ethnic) wine mommy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm doing SVE for the first time right now, and the characterizations are pretty mixed. It definitely doesn't gel cleanly with the main game.
            But I like that it adds so many characters to town, that people are just walking around doing things, which is actually closer to small towns than Vanilla.
            I wish Concerned Ape would have doubled the amount of characters. Oh well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the one thing that ~~*~~*~~*(Coral Island*~~*~~*~~) did well was the amount of charcaters. It had like 50. But I suppose that's easy when each one of your characters has a quarter of the depth of stardew characters (fricking imagine) and is basically just another leftoid caricature.
              I think Sandrock did it best - decent amount of characters and all are realistic and likable

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and all are realistic and likable
                except the poo and the designated gay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Official SVE character rankings
              >Claire
              >Andy
              >Olivia
              >Victor
              >Sophia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets off the bus at 8am
      >gets back on at 11pm
      >nearly every fricking day slaving away for morris

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just want her to be the redheaded, female, Shane.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you're not performing your duties do they keep your in a little box?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          interlinked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you feel there's a part of you that's missing?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              interlinked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                interlinked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if the depressed cashier who works at a shitty job in a town she doesn't even live in... was le classy fashionable lady?
      Clairegays will forever be stuck with this absolutely shit characterization of their non-character and this will never not be funny. Even her name is fanfiction.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cashier who's depressed and tired has low-key hobbies like writing screenplays
        Makes sense to me anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what if generally reasonable and realistic character and doesn't have bizarre fantasy or extreme psycho shit
          damn, anon, shocker!

          >low-key
          >generally reasonable and realistic
          >dresses identical to Olivia, the dedicated rich hag
          You morons should write for SVE.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. hasn't played it/has no fricking clue and being a spastic for attention
            Many such cases on this trash board.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >what if the the loser who's a low level flunkie at Joja and can't even afford to live within the town itself... dressed like a posh upperclass woman?
              Go back to working on 2.0, Flashshifter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based double-downer downie making shit up as usual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what if generally reasonable and realistic character and doesn't have bizarre fantasy or extreme psycho shit
        damn, anon, shocker!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't have bizarre fantasy
          Who do you know that writes screenplays as a hobby? Not even Maru is that cliche.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know a girl that has a hobby weaving bathmats.
            People have weird hobbies anon, you'd know this if you made friends outside of a Mongolian Throatsinging forum

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >weaving bathmats
              No, that's actually not that weird. That's only a couple of steps removed from knitting, which is a very common hobby. The writing screenplays shit is, on the other hand, a very uncommon hobby that is massively over-represented in hack writing by people that want to make a character seem cultured but aren't cultured enough themselves to know what that actually looks like and have had so little interaction with other people that they don't realize the sorts of things that people actually do.

              >writing
              >screenplays
              >fantasy
              Holy moron actually read a book dumb homosexual.

              you've never met someone that writes as a hobby?

              >writes as a hobby
              >read a book
              Thank you for illustrating my point. Writing is a common hobby. And there's even a decent amount of people that self publish little books that only a dozen other people ever read. But almost no one outside of fiction writes specifically screenplays as a hobby.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she reads screenplays as a hobby
                >and writes some for fun
                >this shatters anon's suspension of disbelief
                let's end this conversation, it's not going to go anywhere, we're both going to argue like tards and not change each other's mind

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It has nothing to do with suspension of disbelief. There's a Black person scientist in the base game. But it's probably the single most thoughtless and overdone way of trying to convey that a character is smart and classy and cultured that isn't outright satire. And it exposes the person who wrote that character as a hack.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rereading your worthless posts, and your last one being the verifier, you're saying,
                >you're only allowed to read and write if you're a wealthy woman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not only have I never said anything about wealth, this trope is usually used with characters of more modest means specifically to try and make a point about how they can still be cultured despite not being rich.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what if the the loser who's a low level flunkie at Joja and can't even afford to live within the town itself... dressed like a posh upperclass woman?
                Go back to working on 2.0, Flashshifter.

                [...]
                >low-key
                >generally reasonable and realistic
                >dresses identical to Olivia, the dedicated rich hag
                You morons should write for SVE.

                Arguably:

                >what if the depressed cashier who works at a shitty job in a town she doesn't even live in... was le classy fashionable lady?
                Clairegays will forever be stuck with this absolutely shit characterization of their non-character and this will never not be funny. Even her name is fanfiction.

                but I can let this slide in this context. The first two 100%. Lying c**t, no more (you)s. So many posts, zero substance. Typical for Ganker I know but sad every time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only one of those that's me is

                Not only have I never said anything about wealth, this trope is usually used with characters of more modest means specifically to try and make a point about how they can still be cultured despite not being rich.

                My first post in this conversation was

                >doesn't have bizarre fantasy
                Who do you know that writes screenplays as a hobby? Not even Maru is that cliche.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are reaching so hard with zero value and argument over nothing. You do that when you doggy your husband or what? You've been shut down over and over and you're trying to get on their side now with "well yeah see you're agreeing!". You have nothing to offer. No point. No argument. Getting nowhere outside of you getting fricked up over and over. How long does it take for the stardew threads to stop appearing on Ganker after each big update again?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets really defensive about bad writing
                >is also illiterate
                That makes sense.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meant to respond to

                >weaving bathmats
                No, that's actually not that weird. That's only a couple of steps removed from knitting, which is a very common hobby. The writing screenplays shit is, on the other hand, a very uncommon hobby that is massively over-represented in hack writing by people that want to make a character seem cultured but aren't cultured enough themselves to know what that actually looks like and have had so little interaction with other people that they don't realize the sorts of things that people actually do.
                [...]
                [...]
                >writes as a hobby
                >read a book
                Thank you for illustrating my point. Writing is a common hobby. And there's even a decent amount of people that self publish little books that only a dozen other people ever read. But almost no one outside of fiction writes specifically screenplays as a hobby.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >writing
            >screenplays
            >fantasy
            Holy moron actually read a book dumb homosexual.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you've never met someone that writes as a hobby?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Best waifu
      >Not even in the vanilla game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is she still a turbobawd after the wedding?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Clairegays will forever be stuck with this absolutely shit characterization of their non-character and this will never not be funny. Even her name is fanfiction.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must post farms to continue replying to this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lost my screenshot of my old farm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just getting started, but here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need more spirit slaves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick, I just realized we can harvest trellis crops we can't reach now with the Iridium Scythe
        I have to go plant some Hops

        For some reason when my screenshot is just over 4mb, and I crop it down by a little bit, it shoots up to 4.5mb for some reason. Until I crop it again, then it goes down properly
        What causes this? Is this normal?

        Are you using the in-game screenshot feature?
        Scroll down to the very bottom of the options menu and use the button there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am
          I'm talking about when I crop it in my photo editor after I put it on my desktop. It's weird. Idk why it does that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            png compression algorithms

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just realized we can harvest trellis crops we can't reach now with the Iridium Scythe
          No shit? Was that in 1.6?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, one of the many many things added is a new "Mastery" system after you max out all your skills which lets you unlock even more perks and endgame items related to the skills
            Farming has the Iridium Scythe, Fishing gets you an upgraded Iridium Rod than can use two tackles at once, etc.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can use two tackles at once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason when my screenshot is just over 4mb, and I crop it down by a little bit, it shoots up to 4.5mb for some reason. Until I crop it again, then it goes down properly
      What causes this? Is this normal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never know what to do with all this extra space

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's in the name moron

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgot to pet a single chicken
    Starting a new game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just restart the day, autismo-kun

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape has a sweat and smell fetish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ape has a sweat and smell fetish

      He can't keep getting away with it

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DaisyNikobros... I'm starting to lose hope...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened? I'm in the process of getting my next run started and considering trying their colour pack out for once (never tried it before).

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bought fish smoker
    >3 rainy days in a row
    >made like 80k off catfish + the legend
    >spring day 22
    >jojo route
    damn homie im finished

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing at minimum zoom (1x) makes my eyeballs hurt

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Web 17 - Year 1

    Ayo My captcha is S4NS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sick undertale reference

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man the standard farm looks so frickin baren bros
      No offense
      But bro your grass??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        right? sometimes i think about using another farm but always end up doing forest or hilltop
        hilltop is so fricking aesthetic it makes all the others look like SHIT, there's so much you can do with the different raised areas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calm, I have the idea of ordering in winter, but that is if I keep the grass in the 4 silos to have enough food for the coop

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintiddler seething
    of course

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy stardew on switch
    >Play for 2 hours
    >This is pretty cool, I’ll play it again tomorrow
    >Never play it again
    >Buy it on steam
    >Play for 2 hours
    >This time I’m going to play a lot more
    >Never reopen the game again
    How fix?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surely buying it on a third system will be the charm

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rgays are insufferable.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone's job supports farmers
    >you're the only farmer in town
    Veeeeery realistic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marnie has her own ranch.
      Clint sells his weapons to the adventurer guild.
      Pierre sells groceries.
      Everyone else has jobs unrelated to farming.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to year 2
    >Start a new farm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to hit Year 2 Summer for the first time and I haven't even gone to Ginger Island yet
      Last two big farms I burned out toward the end of Spring, this time I've been taking it pretty easy and enjoying all the new stuff

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 3 weeks since I finished my last skill. I'm still trying desperately to level up my combat. Please, Ape, I beg you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wears a fedora
      >hasn't mastered the blade
      heh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually use a mod that adds nuclear weapons. Unfortunately the experience gain is awful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nuclear weapons? as in dropping nuclear bombs on green slimes?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are many levels. You need to mine uranium on floors 121-160 of the mines (those are the mod's extra floors). Then you'll have access to nuclear weapons. There are like 11 or 12 types, but most of them do the same thing, which is a screen wide explosion that kills the player if you are not wearing a hazmat suit. Also it destroys your crops because of the radiation, and reduces your relationship with the townsfolk. I like the mod because I watched Oppenheimer recently.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying. Lord am I trying. The EXP gain is just so fricking slow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1.6 update did not remove these outdated symbols

    Um, yikes ConcernedApe. Maybe.. get with the times?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon in a prior thread posted a Tiktok troony trying to shame ConcernedApe for not listening to some petition they made to make the game more "inclusive".

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fish 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      robin doesn't get enough credit for being able to build you an actual pool of lava

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I just got warned for making a general thread on Ganker. Which means we are probably autosaging.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies and mods being losers as usual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the assblasted janny always do this after 400 posts?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I HATE THE GRAMSCI-CHRIST
        I HATE THE GRAMSCI-CHRIST
        DEATH TO ALL COMMIES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paying to get your threads sunked

      ISHIGGY

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >desperately trying to fix up my mod with a seemingly unfixable bug born from 1.6
    >swap my work folder with an older version with just enough changes to get the mod running on my test save
    >it gives me a completely different set of errors while my own specific issue is nowhere to be seen
    This update is actually fricking cursed and I want to hate Pathoschild to death.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brehs i kinda regret the hilltop farm. there's no fricking room for anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We did have a resident hilltop spammer here recently. Where's he at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least it looks nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've been tricked. Never go Hilltop. If you want a farm that looks nice and doesn't play like utter shit, go for Forest or Beach.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAS WHEN???
    I NEED TO FRICK HER TIGHT PUSSY~!!!!

    No really, why are the dependency the last thing which is getting updated? Even rimwolrd dependencies update on the same day

    Did the update really break stuff like a motherfricker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ye that was the inspiration, sadly I couldn't get a better assshot

        I'd assume the biggest issue for JasAnon is whatever eldritch magic he's using for the animated portraits. Then you have NPC Adventures which has become a central piece of the mod as per what he said yesterday.

        I see, shit hope he pushes forward

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd assume the biggest issue for JasAnon is whatever eldritch magic he's using for the animated portraits. Then you have NPC Adventures which has become a central piece of the mod as per what he said yesterday.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NPCA author is alive and active in Nexus. But he blocked comments in the page. No clue when he'll update the mod.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the produce I sell them + my semen.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Penny's_BVLL_1488

    Lost the original swimsuit sprites so I re-made them

    I think they turned out better than the last.

    Just wanted to give an update on Penny's Pregnancy mod, I will be focusing on events now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      penny... easy on the sandfish...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Penny's_BVLL_1488

        She has to eat for two you know

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw playing with default colors instead of the Earthy Recolour until it gets updated

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i just give my friend a folder of all my mods and then play co op with them?

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