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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI-doodoo Slopley

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bait or profound mental moronation
      Call it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's just AromaSameface. She's been at it before AI was a thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It all started with her drawing Gwen Stacy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure she started with Samus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant her change in art style which led to sameface started with Gwen Stacy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's been at it before AI was a thing.
      Basically proves that women are NPCs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she. Look up her pinups.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aroma might clean it up afterwards in photoshop but I would bet my life saving that this image was originally generated with AI.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, probably no ai involved
          if you look at the artist's pictures there's a steady progression and not too far off pictures before ai even got popular

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, probably no ai involved
          if you look at the artist's pictures there's a steady progression and not too far off pictures before ai even got popular

          AI is here to stay and it's always funny seeing artists shoot themselves in the ass calling each other out for using AI despite none being used, just proves that eventually it will replace all artists.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It enrages me that women enjoy this game.
    >farming in breeding in real life
    "eww that's backwards country incest hick conservative shit ewwww nazi"
    >farming in breeding in a computer game
    "omg this is my favorite game ever where did the time go lulz XDDDD I playded for 3000 hours"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *farming and breeding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Incest is one of the most popular fetishes among women
      2. There's no incest in SDV anyways
      3. Farmers don't typically inbreed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1. Incest is one of the most popular fetishes among women
        no it isn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume incest is a fairly normalgay fetish despite how they pretend to hate it. I can't see why women wouldn't be part of that demographic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon there's a reason why girls love to call their boyfriends/guy they're fricking 'daddy'.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When Rick & Morty started hiring female writers in season 3 the show suddenly started having a lot of incest fetish shit in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >making up problems to be mad about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks he will be a woman if he takes eostregen
        I have bad news for you, anon...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to /misc/tards who fetishize le rural viking lifestyle and then proceed to be online 24/7, never have a fight in their life, etc etc?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he makes up a strawman in his mind and accuses it of doing fictional shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he replied to my strawman... with a strawman!
          >woah!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ out of the blue
        obsessed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >War in real life
      "Ewww that's hard work and I might get hurt and I'm scared"
      >War in game
      HELL YEAH DAWG GET ME ANOTHER MOUNTAIN DEW GOING TO BUY THAT BATTLE PASS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh if you play some military games it usually has a bunch of military dudes that just wanna hang out and talk about life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boys, how do we respond to this without sounding mad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boys, how do we respond to this without sounding mad
          Who cares what a woman has to say?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          boys are routinely persuaded to enlist because of war video games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very israeli post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only honorable way to die in government wars is to shoot the draft officer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing war to squeezing milk off cow breasts
        ???????????????????????????????????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But women enjoy breeding IRL too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah with my bbc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are mentally ill.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have a small penis

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No u.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning saar

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are on 4chins, the only thing you are breeding is your hand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I love the game too. You should try Jas and Morgan mods. With features Nexus don't use or create yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic. Plenty of women love farming IRL and it has nothing to do with conservatism. There are plenty of hippy types living of the land with their weird organic farming styles anyway. Unplug your brain from politics before what little you have left rots away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly the same thing but the worst example of this phenomenon I ever had the displeasure to meet was a FtM coworker who confessed that due to these types of games her dream was to become a farmer and live an independent life away from corporations... while being a troony with a destroyed body and fully dependent on medication for the rest of her life

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stardew Threads are persona non grata on Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ruin

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love AromaSensei

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penny is supposed to be petite. She's not a fat titcow like that goth prostitute. This enrages me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right, fricking in a tree requires you to be light or you are going to snap off the branches and fall to your death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite only Penny's spritework actually showing breasts, I have decided Abigail has big breasts and Penny has small breasts.
      >I get angry at strangers about this.
      You're a tumblr head-canon guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Abigail has 4 pixel wide breasts, what are you talking about? That's more than everyone except Haley.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penny is petite with big breasts for her frame. Look closely at her sprite, and her portrait shows a hint of large booba too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's wrong. She's just Petite all around.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditsensei

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Penny would never wear those prostitute stockings. She's a sweet tradwife.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I learn how to talk to girls without spilling my spaghetti all over? Is it just something you have to do again and again until you learn what works and what doesn't?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I learn how to talk to girls without spilling my spaghetti all over? Is it just something you have to do again and again until you learn what works and what doesn't?
      Just don't cook spaghetti or at least don't carry them around with you. Use Lookup Anything mod to find out what gifts they really like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That mod works in real life?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That mod works in real life?
          Yeah, but it's only available to government employees of high enough clearance for now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spill spaghetti over and over again until you get 100% immunity to self-inflicted cringe. Preferably in taverns where you won't encounter the same npcs again, i.e. not school / workplace / family.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >family

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is his hairline receding?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even hard to talk to women.
      That doesn't mean you're gonna like the b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first you have to learn how to hate women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How will that help get women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it just something you have to do again and again until you learn what works and what doesn't?

      Yes. Having a job helps a ton, just don't try to date coworkers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just don't try to date coworkers.
        How come?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unless she's a rare species of woman who won't gossip about you at work
          you will inevitably break up and things will be super fricking awkward as she shit talks you to the other women who want juicy gossip to talk about because women don't actually work at a job
          don't shit where you eat is wisdom for a reason

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do women gossip so much? It's moronic and childish, and I see it ALL the time where I work.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't shit where you eat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were supposed to learn those skills in middle school/high school and hone them in college. You didn't do this? Lop get fricked too late enjoy being lonely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How were you supposed to be able to do that when you're fat, ugly, and also known as a sperg by the entire school?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See
          >get fricked too late enjoy being lonely
          Also don't expect any woman to want to talk to you if you're still fat ugly and a sperg

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the bulge?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game filtered me because of the pixel art.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ops
    it's clearly ESL-speak for 'oops', but i'm unsure how they arrived at the mistake. 'oops' and 'ops' sound very different from each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      esl? No it's a pc gamer thing from the 90s / 2000s. Just like lawl, rawr, lies and slander, and kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody ever said "ops" unless it was a typo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no that's the joke moron. Instead of typing oops you would type ops. People even said it like that on vent ur just dumb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer moron trying to fit in lmfao

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where to find pics / doujins of these girls in english? Nothing on Nhentai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to r34 or twitter if you're a normalgay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can use danbooru but that's the limit of my power. I'm mostly surprised that it doesn't exist there.

        >normalgay
        dude I was using Fakku before it went subscription. There's nothing normal about spending 20 years browsing hentai (started when I was 10). Check out the website Aerisdies on waybackmachine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fakku was always the normalgay choice for looking up hentai.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Throwing out the names of dead porn sites doesn't change your normalgay status. If you were a true veteran, you wouldn't have to ask. You'd KNOW how to do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try Western category on sad panda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can use danbooru but that's the limit of my power. I'm mostly surprised that it doesn't exist there.

      >normalgay
      dude I was using Fakku before it went subscription. There's nothing normal about spending 20 years browsing hentai (started when I was 10). Check out the website Aerisdies on waybackmachine.

      >I'm super oldgay
      >can't find artist comic on internet
      Something just doesn't add up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Throwing out the names of dead porn sites doesn't change your normalgay status. If you were a true veteran, you wouldn't have to ask. You'd KNOW how to do it.

        I decided not to use Ganker until I completely gave up on finding happiness and that was last year, I am 31. Spare me your bullshit this is not my identity, merely my true home. I unfortunately belong here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >31
          Zoomer detected. Go back home to reddit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>le muh tru home

          christ youre a fricking homosexual just use sadpanda like everyone else

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can save jodi and give her the life she deserves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare cuck Clint, you scumbag piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, I meant Kent. Frick Clint

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clint? Are you thinking of Emily?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking of Kent. He's a bro and I like helping him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how nice of you to help a ptsd ridden single father.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robin’s farts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't cuck poor demetrius would you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's your moral duty to cuck Demetrius. Pierre, too, while you're at it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demetrius can go to the bathroom and take a shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she hammering in what appears to be a slotted screw?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ai doesn't know what nails look like or how they are used

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The artist is a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never tried it? It works. Gonna need a big hammer, which she has

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/w7WZ6gj.jpeg

      Stardew Valley

      Why hasn't she drawn Maru or Leah yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pump aromasensei's women until they explode
      They already look kind of like blow up dolls, now imagine them getting hornier as they grow taut and creak and squeak until they finally pop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dobson, go home

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But I am home.
          They don't even need to inflate, they're already pumped up. They just need to get tight and hot and then go bang.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where are their dicks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kys homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post it then

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You bring your own, and frick them as they pump up. Feeling them tighten on your wiener as they fill to their limits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hammering a screw
      You can tell a woman drew this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/w7WZ6gj.jpeg

      Stardew Valley

      Hmm does this artist involve with Ken Levine new game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Penny. I like to think I'm working hard on the farm so we can have nice things, and the big home and family she always wanted. Every day I think to myself, 'this is for us'.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is a man. You can see the outline of this cook.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people in here falling for another shadman bait

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i cant connect to x anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's for the best

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AromaSameface is one """artist""" that is completely and utterly replaced by AI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She will be forced to prostitute herself to make it to the end of the month bros...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kittew has been doing that for a while now.
        https://x.com/kittew_art?lang=en

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          see

          [...]
          SEXOOOOOO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much you wanna bet her bf draws and she just pretends she is the artist for the simps

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's another artist with same face syndrome doing the same thing.
            Dunno, Convient how all these artist with same face syndrome all have hot girlfriends huh. Also she's been drawing years before, the onlyfans thing is recent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do zoomettes always look like drug addled prostitutes like this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tummy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love lacey panties uuuuuuuuuu

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SEXOOOOOO

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Kittew (hot as well)
    source? pics?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kittew has been doing that for a while now.
      https://x.com/kittew_art?lang=en

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kittew has been doing that for a while now.
    https://x.com/kittew_art?lang=en

    Wasn't there a third one of these female artists that also post their pics on the Internet and also suffer from the same face/body problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remembered, Sakimichan.
      But she's not hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://x.com/PrywinkoArt/status/1675897940504657921

      Yup, it's kinda funny as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Something about that art is really sus

        All drawings look kinda different for one person and like art from other artists

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This whole tread is filled with art bawds wtf. Didn't know some many porn artists are women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Didn't know some many porn artists are women.
          On Ganker that implies extreme newhomosexualry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only one that comes to mind is Beta’s Inferno

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What even is the point of having this character show up one year after the game starts? He doesn't do anything meaningful and has only one heart event that barely amounts to anything. At least let me make him cheat on his wife or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a cuck game. But yeah, maybe CA wanted to give the "soldier back from service" family plot. All families in this valley have some issues really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gives you a new friend to make after your first year, obviously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandy, Kent, and Leo are all ment to be new friends you meet later on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to cuck Kent the only man in town who actually deserves his wife
      There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zogbots deserving anything
        lmao, theres a reason most armywives cheat.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://kemono.su/gumroad/user/1199729197439

    https://kemono.su/gumroad/user/4487698848613

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why even bother with hundreds of different zips when panda stays updated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better to get it straight from the source rather than a secondary upload where someone might have reduced the image quality

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you put the collar on jas or not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you don't

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marnie marriage mod when

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one like the used goods.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing to fix

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          her hymen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one is pure in the valley.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BECAUSE OF ME !!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the almighty farmer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lies and slander

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Right, Clint is definitely untouched.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. Jas is pure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are great

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These kind of posts are usually made by trannies

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you build a harem in this game? If not, I'm not interested.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you build a harem in this game? If not, I'm not interested.
      There is a mod that lets you do it.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crazy b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife!

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well Ganker ?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aroma Sensei's art gets me going.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the least popular bachelor? I'd say it's Sam.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post Haley

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jodi next, please.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's only the six girls and I didn't save the other two because I don't like them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too bad

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              big gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Troons ruined her. I'm waiting for one artist to draw her sexy and maybe it can fix her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >letting troons affect your opinion on a fictional character
                Sounds like you’re an easily influenced moron that cares more about external validation than liking things
                TL;DR: you’re a homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the town bicicle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cucks have kindergarten-level spelling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this Black person still butthurt she said he stank and his shoes were made of plastic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the town would gangbang Haley, who would participate?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Horrible.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Are you gay?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It just looks bad, and Haley is my favourite.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post better Haley art. To know what you like

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just post the vanilla art, it's better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big gay

      Are these part of a mod? Might be tempted to play this game if it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only full-body portrait mod I've seen being worked on is mine and that one's overtly horny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiler
          You had my interest. Now you have my attention.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been working on it over at /vg/ for a month now, haven't been shilling it here because it's still far from completion and I can rarely find these threads before they get Thanosed
            At best I can finish one portrait a day and that's only if I have nothing else to do

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Godspeed then, anon. Perhaps it'll be what draws me into the game finally.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you had better finish, homosexual. and be sure to shill when you do

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who's actually playing this game for the first time right now, any advice?
    I just became an incel at the flower festival, am building my first coop and made it to level 40 in the mines.
    I was hoping for a lot more interaction with NPCs, them having a line or two of generic dialogue a day is a massive disappointment and because I'm a poor dirt farmer I don't have any gifts aside from the 60 salmonberries I somehow scrounged that make for a really good snack while mining.
    Am I playing the game wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just bee yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Get farming, make bank. Start ranching, if you want. Fishing is also good money. Figure out what people like through trial and error, or look at the wiki if you like. Make your farm look nice. Do the community centre bundles for rewards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first Flower Dance is infamous if you don't know what you're doing. Only a few characters are really doable in the first dance.
      Stop trying to speedrun and just enjoy the trip. The entire plot is (You) trying to escape the grind of the city and live comfy in the country, try and get into that mentality. Time doesn't matter, so take it slower

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Time doesn't matter
        Then why are there timed side quests, seasons only last 28 days and crops take different amounts of time to grow, days are short and time passes even when you walk to places and people have schedules that make it more difficult to find them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All those things only have weight in your life because you let them. Getting hung up over every little thing is a quick path to a stressful life.
          Timed quests? They'll come back in rotation eventually.
          Missed talking to someone one day? Get them tomorrow or another day, you live in the same small town - you'll progress with them eventually just by bumping into them.
          Days only feel short if you're trying to juggle too many things.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >time passes even when you walk to places and people have schedules that make it more difficult to find them
          this is one of the most iconic aspects of the game. people love to meme about le closed on wednesdays, marnie not fricking working, clint closing early meaning you need to wrap up the day's mining early or wait an extra day etc. etc. etc.
          the shopkeeper npcs of 99% of games are always open and consequently are incredibly uninteresting npcs; stardew being distinct here is a good thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only a few characters are really doable in the first dance.
        Every single character is possible, some (like Haley funnily enough) are just a lot easier because they have early birthdays.

        It's probably borderline impossible to do blind, but if you're going into it knowing about the dance, then you can dance with whatever character you like.

        Ultimately though the intended experience is definitely not to dance the first time around, since that's something you'll look forward to in Year 2, showing the progress you've made with the characters and your relationships in the time that's passed.

        >Time doesn't matter
        Then why are there timed side quests, seasons only last 28 days and crops take different amounts of time to grow, days are short and time passes even when you walk to places and people have schedules that make it more difficult to find them

        Funnily enough, time and energy is something that only really feels limited when you're first playing, as you get on more and more of your farm is automated and your energy meter is so much larger you'll never really need to worry about either. Maybe outside of doing runs in the Mines/Skull Cavern.

        >Then why are there timed side quests
        None of them matter at all, do them if you can, ignore them if you can't.

        >seasons only last 28 days and crops take different amounts of time to grow
        Yup, but there's infinite days and seasons, you'll grow more and more as you get on and get the hang of it, but the growing times give you something to plan out. It'd be boring if everything grew in the same space of time.

        >days are short and time passes even when you walk to places and people have schedules that make it more difficult to find them
        You can pause at any time by opening the inventory/menu, as well as conversations, shops, chests etc. And you'll just get the hang of people's schedules and where they are, you'll very rarely need to track anyone down for any real reason. There's no hurry to max hearts with everyone, just take it slowly and do it as you go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Sounds about right for your first playthrough. If your strapped for cash that bad try out fishing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The advice is to not come to these threads, because they are pure cancer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing I might advise is when it comes to gifting it can be a real pain to figure out what people love. Its up to you if you want to look those up. Very rarely you can get hints for what are their favored gifts if you can't figure it out through dialogue.

      If you're just settling for liked gifts though know that almost anything produced on your farm is a liked gift for most. For example the parsnip is Loved by 1, liked by 28 and disliked by only 5.

      Don't worry about the first flower dance. I'm assuming its unintentional to be able to get that far in the first year. Only Hailey or Shane have birthdays before then and you're capped to two gifts a week. Just take it at your own pace. The only heart event you can really miss is Sam's 3 heart beach event. He enjoys Joja Cola and eggs.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best parody animations regrettably have the artist's slimy little homosexual self-insert
    the third world is so tiring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Does she ever show her face?

    Kittew has been doing that for a while now.
    https://x.com/kittew_art?lang=en

    God damn. More on her IG?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something weird happened. I killed an enemy and it dropped 750g. I know the parrot trinket makes enemies drop gold but I didn't have that equipped. Do some enemies just randomly drop gold sometimes? Never encountered that before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe some bug. SVE just got an update now.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nose too small

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bug Report for MorganAnon. This happened a while ago. I tried to use the wizard tower totem, but somehow I placed it in the ground instead like a furniture. The thing is you can't pick up the item back. No even with the tools. It's just there like a wall. The only way to remove it is with a bomb. It dissapear of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone reported this once but I can't replicate it, weird. Either way, the custom totem thing is a Spacecore feature so there's absolutely nothing I can do about it, but it's not really much of an issue anyway since you can get an infinite number of them. Thanks for the report anyhow.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pumped up

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My purple child.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My purple child.

      begone, pedophiles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a random dream I was co-developing Stardew Valley 2 with Ape. And Jas is still best girl.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fishing is gay&stupid
    Why are these moronic fishing minigames fricking everywhere?
    Do devs think that anyone likes this shit just because Ocarina of Time did it?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stardew is perfect but if it had visual novel gameplay on top with many different routes in this art style it would be even more perfect

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I hate when these threads get made late at night and I miss the majority of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least there's actual discussion about the game now. If you tried to make a SV thread 4 or 5 months ago you would only get Jas pedos spamming their shitty mods and whatnot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it, you like there's game discussion but you hate the other actual in game discussion as well? Mods are part of the game too you know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >entire thread is literally just talking about bottom of the barrel porn and exclusively because the artist is a woman
        >actual discussion about the game
        Why do anti-Jas gays consistently have the most abhorrent opinions known to man?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still better than your pedo cancer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pixels aren't real.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't care
              you're still a pedophile who deserves the rope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does it make you when you come willingly and with full knowledge to a site full of pedophiles? You could just go someplace else but no, you actively choose to associate with pedophiles, come to pedophile threads, probably checking all those delectable dicky pictures.

                You're not fooling anybody.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a mentally ill kiwigay. Their lives literally revolve around seething at others.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not like you have an option either way, with the /vg/ threads dying and all.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I actually do
              because I like coming here and trigger you pedophiles 😉
              used to be I was the only one calling you out but now there are multiple people recognizing you subhuman pedophiles for who you are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He says, as he samegays thrice consecutively.

                I consider you pedophiles and the horny subhuman troon gooners the same
                you should both have a nice day

                don't care
                you're still a pedophile who deserves the rope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trigger
                Ah so you're an underage homosexual that explains it. One day you will know the difference between fiction and reality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why must you hurt those of us sitting innocently on the sidelines

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I consider you pedophiles and the horny subhuman troon gooners the same
          you should both have a nice day

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the fairy who bukkake your crops

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the game have such a lemon blast color palette, good lord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can be fixed with mods

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any news or previews from JasAnon? It been a while since April

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd bet he's still waiting for the farmer sprites to be fixed, which most likely won't happen until 1.6.9 and the new SMAPI version drop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah right. I forgot about those issues.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that god damn fossilized tail and frick golden walnuts, I kept going to the island every day for weeks always panning at the mushroom cave area and never once got the tail, I had to use smapi to spawn one in my inventory I couldn't take this shit anymore it was the last bone I needed. Thank god for the Joja parrot being added to CC route, I bought the rest after getting the Qi room unlocked.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any nice modded farm types? Or should I not bother and stick to vanilla ones?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of good map mods out there

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    did anyone else notice that aromasensei (ukrainian) stopped posting pictures of themselves when the ukraine war broke out?
    my theory is that aromasensei is a dude who paid a local girl for pictures to boost his exposure. when the war broke out she bailed westwards and he remained stuck in ukraine.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl talking to you while reading "how to deep throat"

    Penny is a repressed little bawd

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello
    this is your regular reminder that jasposters are pedophiles and deserve the rope 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot
      too bad about the pedos in this thread, though

      >exactly one minute apart
      Samegays are not sending their best today.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they ever, anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >b-b-b-but samegay!
        don't care
        I'm responding in the thread to remind you that you're a pedophile

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot
    too bad about the pedos in this thread, though

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how triggered jasposters get when you remind them that they're pedophiles
    they do that "I'm not seething! You're seething!!!" thing that somethingawful goons do where they try to be as sarcastic as possible to cover it up
    so yeah
    please, continue being butthurt when I call you all out for who you are: subhuman pedophiles who deserve the rope 😉

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more desperate samegayging
    This guy really needs two entire posts to seethe.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good romantic dialogue mod what add well writen romantic straight lines? For the girls npc of course. I'm not gay

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just sort of assumed that someone would've already modded this artist's stuff into portraits for the game already, but I guess not.
    Apparently not too awful difficult to edit the portraits and there's good documentation on how to unpack and edit for this, so guess I'll look into it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For this girls you need several expressions as portraits. Anger, sadness, neutral. Unless the artist want to work in the portraits, that's imposible with only a few fanarts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, you could AI slop it with a model trained on Aroma's slop and a bunch of similar looking (but expressive) art. The faces naturally aren't going to be perfectly believable because Aroma samefaces, but it'll be close enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normal mod sites would bonk the uploader in record time for using AI on what is clearly Aromasameface's work and it's hard to believe people here would really want it when there are so many portrait mods out there already

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, but how could it be Aromsamaface when Aromaslag doesn't do any expressions but bawd??

            mod admins would have to concede it is original composition. Derivative, but original.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You think Nexus admins operate on Ganker argument logic or something? They'll delete it if they feel like it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then the risk is inherent to uploading to nexus
                the garbage can go in a zip on google docs, mega, or even based mods or whatever the frick else.
                The point isn't to post on Nexus. the point is to pervert Stardew with smut. The frick else would anon have even mentioned the idea in the first place?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because he's under the impression that there would be demand for Aromasameface's work specifically, Stardew has already received ample amounts of bog-standard smut over the years so that angle's not exactly groundbreaking
                So I'm saying it seems unlikely there's much of that demand regardless of whether you go to normalgay channels or more secretive channels

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                'Demand'? No on is selling shit

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no latina, Asian, or MENA romance option

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have made Maru anything other than black.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a indie game made by one guy inspired by some japanese games. Those games do not have latina or whatever.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any good mods that aren't just wank material?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it's time to let it go?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously. You know a thread is dead when not even coomers want it anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

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