Stardew Valley

Is there any point in doing the community bundles instead of joining Joja Mart?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we talk about the game?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there any point in playing this game at all? i understand if you're a teenage girl but otherwise you're a massive gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weak effort bait

      Can we talk about the game?

      Im mad no mod ever addressed underwhelming performance. Its add acceptable but should be extremely better

      https://i.imgur.com/zdVP7VJ.jpg

      Is there any point in doing the community bundles instead of joining Joja Mart?

      Depends on some bundles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it. You're a big tough man. Fuck off, closeted cock sucker.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a test of whether you have a soul or not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to fish for a whole year or raise useless animals like rabbits.

      do you want to be a filthy capitalist?

      You have to pay for the vault anyway, so why not just pay for Joja?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fish for a whole year
        >He doesnt know

        do you want to be a filthy capitalist?

        but you're a capitalist as a farmer too

        Why not both?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you want to be a filthy capitalist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but you're a capitalist as a farmer too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'd feel bad if Pierre weren't such a cunt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is pretty funny that Expanded screws with him no matter which route you go for. Joja route he has to close up shop. Community route it flat out confirms he got cucked and Abigail isn't his.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, but what's the natsoc option?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to save Shane and be a good wife for him

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never actually done a joja playthrough. which wife would be best for a run like this? (I will NEVER marry m*ru)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pity Party Poorfag Penny picks petty pennies from pile of poo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking over Pierre.

      Abigail. See above.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This actually makes more sense than penny now that I think about it. Pierre is smug for no reason and needs to be taken down a peg.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the jojo mart is really depressing and you miss out on a ton of events and shti

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More people would bother with Joja mart if it wasn't 10 miles away. No wants to walk to the other side of ton to buy seeds

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s worth it to try out different mechanics and explore the game

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be thankful the game gives you an option. Stardew Valley ripoffs tend to railroad you into opposing the "evil" corporation. Certainly Coral Island seems to be heading that way. In Stardew not only can you side with JoJo, there are hints that Pierre is just as bad as Morris and that kicking Jojo out has bad effects on the town to go along with the benefits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what bad effects?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shane loses his job and never gets a new one. Sam loses his as well, but gets one at the museum that can't pay as much. I mean, both of them kinda suck so maybe that's a benefit, but still, you are putting people out of work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed Shane was just working the ranch full time afterjoja closes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's pretty much depending on Marnie to not kick him out because he tells you that he can't pay rent anymore. And he says he's unemployed and sad about it, so I don't think he's drawing a paycheck from her. More like charity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well all the people who worked there lost their jobs for one.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where are the Jasposters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully at a therapist getting the help they obviously need

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully at a chinese concentration camp. no therapist can save them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully at a chinese concentration camp. no therapist can save them

        based r/Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully in Hell

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depend if you want the challenge or not. Joja route is easier for sure, but is the "bad choice" of the game. No big deal tho.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Jas

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the real bots and spammers are the ones screaming about the J*s poster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no. anyways

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys stop bringing up the jas bot that's why threads keep getting deleted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's why threads keep getting deleted
        We both know that happens because someone up there got a bit too butthurt over the game and that will happen regardless of thread content, but you're not actually ready for the truth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's cuz jannies are starting to notice the spam from the jas bot notice how no bot in this thread and it's still up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you killed him anons... what have you done

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure he's doing just fine somewhere very close.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having done both the joja route is WAY better
    >can just autismo grind max for money rather than scrambling to get shit done each season
    >access to autopetters
    >can grab the bus or greenhouse first if you want
    all the awards for the community center are kind of shit too

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
    I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
    >Hey buddy, how's it going?
    >Hope there's something good in these geodes
    >You know how much Emily loves her crystals
    >I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard…
    >*chuckle*
    >Of course, a gentleman never tells
    >*wink*
    >*chuckle*
    >Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
    >Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
    >You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
    >I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
    >Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
    >*chuckle again*
    >Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can choose to buy seeds from the local small business owner or the national chain supermarket
    >small business is cheaper, more accessible, hosts a quest board and calendar, and allows you to sell your goods
    is concernedape... a retard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SVE did the correct thing by making Joja seeds slightly cheaper.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SVE making the Joja cashier a romanceble wife candidate, neat.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I took some quick notes from a youtube playlist. Two treasure chests is pretty wild but I think just one will do as long as you still have the rainy days for fishing. If I can find a good day 4 seed I will give it a go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 should also have some fishing obviously.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jas pedo made his own thread because he wasn't first
    Pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Local anon not so tough after getting auto-saged.

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