Is there any point in doing the community bundles instead of joining Joja Mart?
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Is there any point in doing the community bundles instead of joining Joja Mart?
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Can we talk about the game?
is there any point in playing this game at all? i understand if you're a teenage girl but otherwise you're a massive homosexual
Weak effort bait
Im mad no mod ever addressed underwhelming performance. Its add acceptable but should be extremely better
Depends on some bundles
We get it. You're a big tough man. Frick off, closeted wiener sucker.
It's just a test of whether you have a soul or not
I don't want to fish for a whole year or raise useless animals like rabbits.
You have to pay for the vault anyway, so why not just pay for Joja?
>fish for a whole year
>He doesnt know
Why not both?
do you want to be a filthy capitalist?
Yeah.
but you're a capitalist as a farmer too
Honestly I'd feel bad if Pierre weren't such a c**t.
It is pretty funny that Expanded screws with him no matter which route you go for. Joja route he has to close up shop. Community route it flat out confirms he got cucked and Abigail isn't his.
Of course not, but what's the natsoc option?
I want to save Shane and be a good wife for him
Ive never actually done a joja playthrough. which wife would be best for a run like this? (I will NEVER marry m*ru)
Alex.
Pity Party Poorgay Penny picks petty pennies from pile of poo
Clint
Fricking over Pierre.
Abigail. See above.
This actually makes more sense than penny now that I think about it. Pierre is smug for no reason and needs to be taken down a peg.
the jojo mart is really depressing and you miss out on a ton of events and shti
More people would bother with Joja mart if it wasn't 10 miles away. No wants to walk to the other side of ton to buy seeds
It’s worth it to try out different mechanics and explore the game
Just be thankful the game gives you an option. Stardew Valley ripoffs tend to railroad you into opposing the "evil" corporation. Certainly Coral Island seems to be heading that way. In Stardew not only can you side with JoJo, there are hints that Pierre is just as bad as Morris and that kicking Jojo out has bad effects on the town to go along with the benefits.
what bad effects?
Shane loses his job and never gets a new one. Sam loses his as well, but gets one at the museum that can't pay as much. I mean, both of them kinda suck so maybe that's a benefit, but still, you are putting people out of work.
I assumed Shane was just working the ranch full time afterjoja closes.
He's pretty much depending on Marnie to not kick him out because he tells you that he can't pay rent anymore. And he says he's unemployed and sad about it, so I don't think he's drawing a paycheck from her. More like charity.
Well all the people who worked there lost their jobs for one.
where are the Jasposters?
Hopefully at a therapist getting the help they obviously need
Hopefully at a chinese concentration camp. no therapist can save them
based r/Ganker
Hopefully in Hell
Depend if you want the challenge or not. Joja route is easier for sure, but is the "bad choice" of the game. No big deal tho.
Kill Jas
Reminder that the real bots and spammers are the ones screaming about the J*s poster.
oh no. anyways
Kys stop bringing up the jas bot that's why threads keep getting deleted
>that's why threads keep getting deleted
We both know that happens because someone up there got a bit too butthurt over the game and that will happen regardless of thread content, but you're not actually ready for the truth.
It's cuz jannies are starting to notice the spam from the jas bot notice how no bot in this thread and it's still up
you killed him anons... what have you done
I'm sure he's doing just fine somewhere very close.
having done both the joja route is WAY better
>can just autismo grind max for money rather than scrambling to get shit done each season
>access to autopetters
>can grab the bus or greenhouse first if you want
all the awards for the community center are kind of shit too
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy, how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard…
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
>can choose to buy seeds from the local small business owner or the national chain supermarket
>small business is cheaper, more accessible, hosts a quest board and calendar, and allows you to sell your goods
is concernedape... a moron?
SVE did the correct thing by making Joja seeds slightly cheaper.
SVE making the Joja cashier a romanceble wife candidate, neat.
I took some quick notes from a youtube playlist. Two treasure chests is pretty wild but I think just one will do as long as you still have the rainy days for fishing. If I can find a good day 4 seed I will give it a go.
5 should also have some fishing obviously.
>Jas pedo made his own thread because he wasn't first
Pathetic
Local anon not so tough after getting auto-saged.