Starfield Shittered Space

Are they really going to take a whole year to release the first expansion?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let. Them. Fricking. Cook.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cook what? Sauce for a burnt steak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate social medias so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know your just shitposting but really mods and a DLC can't fix the boring ass story/setting.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're still putting out fires in the base game. It took them 8 months to implement a map feature. I'll surprised if it doesn't get delayed or the scope significantly cut down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stories tell of vast slave mines of workers mercilessly flogged to exhaustion by a demonic Todd Howard seeking to redeem himself in the eyes of his dark lord. There are whispers that the legendary stealth ham-beast is now a size 9.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably has more to do with financial calendars than anything at this point, it's not a fiscal priority obviously. Its not like they are taking this long to make something good because that's out of their grasp and I'm sure they know it by now

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Todd Howard

    Shitfart Sharted Space. Todd Howard gets down and dirty fecally this time around my gamer sisters more HRT for us gaymers lul uwu

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone really have faith in Eldar Scroller 6 at this point?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah except based zoomies and tranz rights types

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tranz rights
        just let them groom orphans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only those who owns a PC or Xbox console. lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like starfield not coming to ps, right? Kek anyhow thats another 5-6 years away.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Starfield was a financial success and has a decent following despite all the negativity surrounding it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we estimated it in three different ways!
            lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're right. The game had 13 million players according to Bethesda. No official sales numbers, but the best guesstimate is that it actually made well over $300 million.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They even lost their pet pajeet.
      It’s over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. People old enough to care know it's shit and younger people don't care about elder scrolls. I imagine it will be dogshit and will usher in a new wave of Skyrim "nostalgia"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Emil was the Black person who wrote main quest / guilds / mages / thieves / assassins crap lines
      >he didn't even touch DLC stories so Dawnguard and Dragonborn were actually decent
      >The guy that did all the Morrowind and Oblivion shit was the npc random minor writer which is reason why they rocked and made Skyrim's immersion so great

      But yeah TES6 will have no future or chances. It's dead and buried.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dawnguard
        >decent

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i know you're a vampire hunter, but take the vampire girl with an elder scroll back to her homebase, ok?
          you don't want to get on her bad side

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll release one expansion and unleash an army of shills to say that the game is fixed, or that it was good at release and now it's pure kino, then they'll drop the game and IP forever, like what happened with Cyberpunk.

      I don't, but normies will be hyped to no end whenever the next teaser drops. Although it might be smarter for Bethesda to capitalize on the Fallout hype that will be around for the next few years thanks to the show and prioritize Fallout 5 instead. Everyone who remembers playing Skyrim at release is an adult now, and they can wait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We WUZ KANGS-tier writing
      >troony Wizards and/or Lizards
      >Subtle white supremacy angle with the Thalmor trying to take over Hammerfell
      >Toss in some slave trade the Thalmor operated with Redguard slaves
      Just as a start, of course. And if it's actually in High Rock I guarantee it will be even more moronic.
      >Orcs = Blacks analogy
      >Altmer as white supremacists that rule over High Rock after the Thalmor conquer it
      >Some painful ACAB-level shit with Thalmor justiciars and Breton knights
      >Civil War 2 being orcs trying to take over High Rock and the plot trying to paint orcs as 100% right with no room for argument (they fail horribly and 99% of people think the orcs deserve to die)
      This isn't /misc/ brainrot. It's just basic pattern recognition. Hack writers take too much from reality and their personal beliefs (usually political) and inject it into a preexisting setting with zero effort to make it actually work as an allegory. I 1000% guarantee the next TES game WILL revolve around American race politics.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shattered but whole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Todds Shattered Butthole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's from all the curry, saar.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitter Shattered Space
    Brave

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game finally good now? I haven't played it in about a year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always was

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its going to be a timed to come out with its playstation release in the fall. No point putting it out early for pc, they already said they hate the game.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hasnt the elden ring dlc taken a year as well?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't sell it with a "season pass". Also it wasn't shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can criticize Bethesda but the ER DLC was in development 2+ years, possibly before Elden Ring was even finished itself.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first expansion?
    More like the first and last expansion. Starflop was a gigaflop. They want to memoryhole it and work on TESVI/FO5 as fast as possible.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda jeet here.
    This DLC will be set in India and the final boss will be a skibidi toilet version of Todd Howard

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Until I can get in my ship and fly into space WITHOUT a cutscene
    The game is FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN

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