>start playing Witcher 3 after years and years of hearing about how good it is

>start playing Witcher 3 after years and years of hearing about how good it is
>it's enjoyable, but seems bloated
>two missions in
>"MUH FECKIN NORF"
Is it a requirement for every single Fantasy game/series/etc to be about some ebil Southerners plaguing the heckin wholesome chungus beer-drinking Norfeners? Can I at least join the Nilfgaardians or whatever they're called? I played 2 ages ago when it came out, and I got tired of all the
>muh elves
>muh dwarves
I'm enjoying the gameplay in this one, and it looks great, but I don't want another Skyrim thing. Aren't people tired of Faux Vikings already?

So, yeah, can you join the heckin Black-Ones or do I have to keep protecting morons in rags? It's the one reason I don't much like Fantasy games, it's always Tolkien-derived and you're always around some shoddy villages with morons in ill-fitting clothing. I just want to kill monsters, romance hot witches and wear cool armour. I've already met a dwarf that suffers from heckin discrimination, I don't want to do that more.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is not Skyrim. It's a story about Geralt and those he's close to.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was it so popular in the games of early 10s to have the old guy+girl trope? The Last of Us, Witcher, Bioshock 2, The Walking Dead... it was everywhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its how life goes. If you are a buff good looking experienced dude past 40, chances are some young girls will flock to you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still have twelve years... how do I get buff and experienced?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You lift, you eat healthy, get enough sleep. And do shit irl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dad + daughter/son trope is just very popular and easy to work with. same how many female heroines have the muh dad cliché with their writing/background/motives.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5 hours into this game and I am bored out of my mind. When does it get fun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enhanced edition redux mod

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a bad game, offline mmo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ebil Southerners plaguing the heckin wholesome chungus beer-drinking Norfeners?
    What? They were literally fighting amongst themselves.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aren't people tired of Faux Vikings already?
    This game came out 9 years ago.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start playing a series on it's last entry
    >complain

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The universe of the game was already established in the books 30 years ago.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but witcher Ciri ending has no sense, she can fix things for real being the empress

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      witchers entire theme is how all the politicians and leaders are inherently useless and its up to a common man to fix the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Geralt is not your bowl cut peasant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ciri is for the common man!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kaer Morhen... home...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY COULDN’T THEY ADD AN EMPRESS CIRI ENDING CORVO BIANCO VISIT???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Empress is busy, you peasant witcher.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got that one dude. She is in my vineyard.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aren't people tired of Faux Vikings already
    I have severe viking fatigue. those 'people' were evil white skinned Black folk and I'm really, really tired of how they're whitewashed in media into some kind of quasi-hippie culture.

    anyways, witcher is way more gray than what you think it is. the northerners aren't wholesome beer chugging chunguses, they're pretty barbaric. nilfgaard is presented as a force of order.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game basically pushes you to support nilfgaard
    so many morons on this board

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ciri sex

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why cant aba parry in install to build more gauge

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are CD project red going to do Witcher 4 justice without the lead devs from 3 at the helm?

    The lead quest designer left
    Narrative designer left
    Lead gameplay designer left
    Gameplay producer left
    Director left

    Im not saying the next game is going to be shit but im tentative at best for a new instalment.
    What do you think anons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been 10 years. They clearly have other priorities when developing games and stories
      It will be fricking shit, outsourced to pajeets with leading devs being blue haired whales and you know it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unreal Engine 5
      it's over, the mark of a sovlless game

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