>steam account is older than most of the posters here now

>steam account is older than most of the posters here now

that one hurts.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    congrats?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you imagine how hated steam was in 2003-2004?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was a piece of shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          'member that gif that was posted all the time of the steam cog turning into a dude's ass
          good times

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and this one

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Christ i remember how fricking bothersome this shit was whenever i just wanted to play fricking CS or HLDM.
              Then they introduced friends and saved you alt+tabbing and copypasting IP addresses, only for it break a week later and stay broken for like 2 years.
              Nice one GAYBEN.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can you imagine how hated steam was in 2003-2004?

          I remember how the friends list just didn't work for the first year (maybe year and a half? it felt like forever) and we had to use things like xfire to match up in games

          I feel like it was about early 2006 when steam really started taking off and getting good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >xfire
            fug

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              I remember how the friends list just didn't work for the first year (maybe year and a half? it felt like forever) and we had to use things like xfire to match up in games

              I feel like it was about early 2006 when steam really started taking off and getting good

              xfire and garena for wc3

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haven’t thought about xfire in years.. wasn’t the default message sound like velcro ripping, or am I thinking of something else..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        massive pile of fricking shit for at least 3-4 years

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, maybe move on?
    Here you are, in your mid thirties, talking with children about why new things are bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      https://i.imgur.com/kSoNsSR.png

      >steam account is older than most of the posters here now

      that one hurts.

      Stop being sad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds comfy, I will do that forever.

      This
      [...]
      Stop being sad

      >Stop being sad
      suck my dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      [...]
      Stop being sad

      And the same thing is going to happen to you, because life isn't a flash forward scene in a movie where you're suddenly a normal adult that left all your bad habits behind and you're now for some reason functional and like everybody else.
      You'll be sitting here when you're 35 too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        psst don't tell them anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait for zoomers to experience this.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I personally can't wait for the alphies to start calling zoomoids grandpas
          they spend all their time crying and seething about people older then them, and all it's doing is setting themselves up for early 30s depression

          im gonna kill myself before then

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you won't b***h

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wrong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I personally can't wait for the alphies to start calling zoomoids grandpas
        they spend all their time crying and seething about people older then them, and all it's doing is setting themselves up for early 30s depression

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boomer cope. Alphas are toddlers they don't even post here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm quitting right now just to spite you
        this is it
        my last day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tell my own kids why new things are bad, I don't need to do it here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of this.
      If you're older than 30 and still on Ganker, I don't know what the frick you're doing.
      Actual grown ass men still shitposting on Ganker.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Actual grown ass men still shitposting on Ganker.
        I can do what I want with my time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget, you're here forever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need to be 18 to post on this site

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We get older sure butgrowing up maturity wise it’s hit or miss

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know that "Remember, you're here forever" meme? It's not a meme, it's objective fact. I'm now 35 years old with a wife, one son, and another on the way, yet I still spend time daily shitposting here. I've been here since 2008, so my earliest posts are old enough to drive.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not really. many leave and never comeback
          95% of the site userbase is zoomer aged

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >source: it came to me in a dream
            you're a fricking moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You already posted this today

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grown ass
        Go back.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to shitposting on some other site?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't shitpost

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker mods allow a great amount of discourse here. even on a blue board i can call you a knobgobbling Black personhomosexual. that's freedom you can't get in most online cesspits these days. plus anonymity helps keep the hivemind/groupthink at bay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even on a blue board i can call you a knobgobbling Black personhomosexual.
          That's not true, you get banned for saying Black person on most boards now, just not Ganker for some reason.
          The freedom part is still mildly true, but a lot of boards are absolutely fricked because they don't crack down on schizos with vendettas against the world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're here forever

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    older than yours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was life back then vs now, anons?

      t. Started using Steam in early 2012

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        life's good. i have a family now. still jerk off every day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm envy ngl, but only cs Black folk have a 20 year old account pretty much all my RL friends.

      How was life back then vs now, anons?

      t. Started using Steam in early 2012

      steam was fricking hated back then, only used by cs homosexuals, everybody with a brain had that pirated steam version where you could play cracked games on it. like everything was so much better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only cs Black folk have a 20 year old account
        tfc homie here, switched from cs because it was slow paced as frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joined 5 days after Steam was initially released. I own 468 games so far.

      >no badge for taking part in the Steam beta test
      Thanks for nothing, valve.

      Fellow boomer here

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paypig circlejerk thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these types of threads are the same as pirategay threads and linuxgays jerking each other off bragging how i use linux to game XD or heh I pirated this game last month and thought it sucked
      in short attentionprostitutes

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joined 5 days after Steam was initially released. I own 468 games so far.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not bad did you play cs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >did you play cs?
        Yep lol. I remember the update that added voice chat. pretty mind blowing at the time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't 11 year old me get a steam account
      FRICK

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ick

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't have a green steam badge, your opinion on gaming doesn't matter at all.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I deliberately resisted the steamisraelite for years, even after they started shipping it in physical copies instead of working games. It was cancer then and it's even worse now

    Of course they still got me in the end when my friends wanted to play more recent games together, since most were steam only

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is a boomer board.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no badge for taking part in the Steam beta test
    Thanks for nothing, valve.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its very easy to find out who you are based on the time you unlocked that you idiot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because its not yours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >creation date
      reminds me of that tragedy

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being proud of being too dumb to pirate half life 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >went to the store
      >oppened a box
      >grabbed the key
      >tfw you are a pirate
      >tfw you don't have a face

      tbh back then it was les risky to steal keys in stores than downloading from Kazaa

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers only exist for me to jerk off

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated steam because it was a glorified counterstrike launcher and I hated counterstrike. it was also a constant software mismatch issue at my local lan cafe (a type of business that used to exist outside of korea in the early 2000s when not everyone had broadband internet or a home PC)

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steam account is older than most of the posters here now

    same bro

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blame the mods

    Most underage spam + shitposting is from qa and sharty gays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good I start to notice wojak shit is dying out, frick qa deleting was good.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off moron

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a simpler time. A happier time.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shenti the Great was here.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who has a steam account older than 2008 is a huge fricking problem to me. You are one of the ones who pushed us towards this all digital future and I hate you. Every one who joined after 2008 did so because they had no choice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was always going to go this way, digital is cheaper and easier, it's not a problem with pre-08 gamers, it's a problem with people being lazy and cheap.
      It's the same reason you get products that cost more even though they're worse than the previous iteration, you get a new car you buy for a premium and then have to get all it's function from subscription DLC services.
      People are lazy, dumb, greedy, and shitty consumers. Nothing good ever lasts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i made an account before 2008 to play cs 1.6 and sold my account to friend when i was done with the game because steam sucked donkey balls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen this dogshit take before

      >playing games o-

      You know what frick your bait have a nice day

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello fellow steam boomers.

    I'm curious what did you all play in the early days and what are your most played games on your account I fell like most people from this era either have most of the play time in CS:S or TF2 even today all my TF2 hours overshadow most of my other game playtime like a monolith.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 and CSS is for the people in between millennials and zoomers.
      Frick Team Fortnite
      Frick CSS

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god I love consooming and taking pride in brand loyalty.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my Steam account is older than my youngest cousin.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still miss won

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got rid of my old steam account just to remove the bloated library
    I now only need a few indie games and online shooters

    I will never buy another AAA shit again

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steam since 2003
    >Ganker since 2003

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what part of you are forever do you children not understand
    everywhere else on the internet is somehow worse

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i have a 6 digit you dumb frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he flexes with a 6 dig

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont insult my 6 digit by calling it a 7 digit moron

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old steam thread. Post your first games on steam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      90% of the replies will be orange box

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      complimentary + first purchase

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ship was really cool if you got a good lobby going.

        my favorites were battlegrounds, sciencs & industry and day of defeat

        Science and industry was pretty awesome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first game was half life and I bought it so I could play half life 1 mods like Brainbread, Battegrounds 1, and my person favorite

      THE SPECIALISTS MOD

      it was so fricking good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my favorites were battlegrounds, sciencs & industry and day of defeat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      old enough?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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