Steam Deck has already sold 1 million units

Steam Deck has already sold 1 million units

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doubting Wario64

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    autistic sonybros shitposters...how could this happen?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quick let's derail to snoys to hide our seething, tendiesisters!
      Lmao

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come back when it sells more than a wii-u.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 million
      Wasn't this supposed to be a switch killer.

      switch-sisters... we lost..........

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did? They got 104million people to pay $200-350 plus accessories compared to Steam where you download a free program.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They did? They got 104million people to pay $200-350 plus accessories compared to Steam where you download a free program.
          switch sisters, we have to pay $200-350 plus accessories compared to PC chads who get steam for free... how can we even compete?..

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you need a PC to install Steam and play games? Unless PC is free as well.
            Also, stop larping as PC owner.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't you need a PC to install Steam and play games? Unless PC is free as well.
              switch sisters, our platform only gets 104 annual users compared to steam's 132 monthly users even though PC chads spend way more on their hardware than we do... it's unironically over for us....

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your buck status is broken, anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HOWEVER

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought Switch has no games. Why would you emulate it? Or, better question, how can you play the game when 1/3 of your screen is covered with numbers that show CPU and fan speed?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I thought Switch has no games.
                It has a few.
                >Or, better question, how can you play the game when 1/3 of your screen is covered with numbers that show CPU and fan speed?
                Just toggle the numbers off? Lol.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just toggle the numbers off? Lol.
                Ok, so why don't you?
                Anon, I visit this board. 'ick on 'eck troll is the only user who posts pics without those numbers. Everybody else show them. Why?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everybody else show them. Why?
                Probably because tendies make shit up about emulated Switch games running poorly.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, anon. Fair. But you have threads for that as well and it's usually called
                >What are you emulating?
                You people post those numbers even when you play something else, not just emulation. Also, I really don't want to be that guy, but you can probably save videos of your playthrough and post on YT channel if you want to prove something. Video of you playing/emulating a game will help you with your claim. Just a suggestion. But hey, you do what you want.
                I am always sceptical but not because ''jealousy'', it's because I know how shit PS2 emulation is even to this day, and I can say with 100% certainty that most people who try those games on PCSX2 rarely play for more than 15 mins.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You people post those numbers even when you play something else, not just emulation
                I'm a PC gamer but it's just typical PC autism to obsess over framerates, benchmarks and various numbers. See all the "I just bought this CPU but it's only scoring 4255 points in multi-core Cinebench tests while other people get 4362, what am I doing wrong?" posts online.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, that was my point and you explained it way better in a shorter post.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine if the Switch/PS5/Xbox had an overlay toggle.
                Imagine you can push these devices more by changing certain variables like graphics settings, TDP, etc.

                I think even console players would say "Hey look, the game runs at 58fps if I lower x and y setting".
                It's just a way to share results. The Deck is as much a lite science project as it is a gaming device, which is why it doesn't appeal to a lot of people who just want to game (which is completely fair).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still got to buy your PC and accessories, that money doesn't go to Valve unlike Switch sales.
            Valve wants a piece of that with Steam controllers and the Deck but the controllers dead only one million in a year lol.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Still got to buy your PC and accessories, that money doesn't go to Valve unlike Switch sales.
              Do you think that makes up for the Switch having users per year than Steam gets in a single month, though?
              >Valve wants a piece of that with Steam controllers and the Deck but the controllers dead only one million in a year lol.
              They don't, Steam Deck is sold at cost.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Switch having users per year
                It does indeed have users per year.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It does indeed have users per year.
                Less users per year than Steam gets in a single months*, thanks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >single months
                Fuck, never mind.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its ok anon, i too have early onset dementia

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the Switch platform was free like Steam you think it would have more or less?
            If you had to pay $200-$300 to enter the Steam platform(just to enter) you think it would have more or less monthly players than it has now?

            These are the questions you should be asking.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The average Steam user's PC is more expensive than the Switch.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's beside the point, regardless of PC SPECS Steam is free either with a potato pc or a nasa computer.
                Answer the 2 questions.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, but the vast majority of gaming PCs running Steam cost way more than the Deck. There's your answer?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There would certainly be more, since the steam deck is basically the low end for non indies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anal
        >montly
        fuggggg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >annual
        lol
        this would drop drastically if it was monthly like steam
        I've used my switch twice in the last year. It just collects dust

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          mine's a sploon machine
          might just emulate on it now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo always makes the news for the weirdest fucking metrics
        >Annual users
        Last year they were in the rags for being the highest selling console of "all time" (for the month of November(for the year 2022))

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nintendo always makes the news for the weirdest fucking metrics
          How is ‘annual users’ a “weird fucking metric”?
          Switch has been out for over 5 years now. Can you really not see why at this point, from a business perspective, how many people are *actively* playing games on the platform is a more important number than how many people are purchasing / have purchased it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >annual vs monthly
        big oof

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is what happens when half your console sales are females who won't ever touch the console after being done with Animal Crossing
        PS: if you bought a switch for AC as a male, you should consider transitioning

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        VaIvetrannies....I don't feel so good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least 5% of league's playerbase are humans, the rest is chinksects and morons.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you are confusing League with Steam

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ti8
              dota is rapidly dying in china

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you play LoL, Valorant, Teamfight Tactics and Legends of Runeterra then Riot counts you as 4 people.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Valorant
              Did you even read the post? It doesn't even count people playing Valorant...and Valorant is more popular than CS.
              So it's 180m monthly players EXCLUDING Valorant.

              "Here's what Riot told us about how it defines monthly active users: "Monthly active users ('MAUs') are defined as the number of players who accessed a game, and in this case, the calendar month of October. A player who accesses two of our games would be counted as two users."
              https://www.pcgamer.com/with-180-million-players-league-of-legends-games-have-more-active-users-than-steam/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Valorant
            Did you even read the post? It doesn't even count people playing Valorant...and Valorant is more popular than CS.
            So it's 180m monthly players EXCLUDING Valorant.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 million
    Wasn't this supposed to be a switch killer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It killed the Switch for me. 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in the delusional minds of someone that uses their time trolling Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it doesn't mean it will oversell it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the same way a gaming PC is a "console killer" I guess. Better hardware and definitely worth, but I mean I still play my switch for stuff like splatoon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah
      Switch 2 killer 🙂 Steam is already 1 million units ahead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch 2 will sell more than that in less than a month and you know it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wasn't this supposed to be a switch killer.
      Only to snoys.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, only Ganker said that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still processing back orders
      demand has been literally more than supply you idiot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pc competing with consoles
      >ever
      you izest the 2 newest persons on thises bords, gets ze fucks outta ma yerds befores i kills youse.

      nYa :3

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pc competing with consoles
        >ever
        uh oh anon

        You are like little babies, watch this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be when they get it in stores and can get the anti-cheat shit figured out so people can play CoD and other multiplayer games on it

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      No one with a brain thought that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and it is for anyone with standards and what it means for the future will threaten Nintendo as all they have left is portability. Nobody said the Deck would outsell the Switch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what it means for the future will threaten Nintendo
        >Nintendo's thoughts on the Deck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny considering nintendo is terrified enough to take down all the emulation videos.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really think that's worry, they're just hyper autistic about piracy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              As opposed to when they used to leave them up? Nintendo have always been hyper litigious when it comes to their properties.

              Nintendo literally does leave up emulation videos and tutorials, except when it involves the Steam Deck for some reason.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see zoomers post e-celeb drama threads about Nintendo pulling unrelated videos all the time, I really doubt it's Deck specific

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to when they used to leave them up? Nintendo have always been hyper litigious when it comes to their properties.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They never used to take down even videos of their modern consoles being emulated, it was solely just because of the Steam Deck that they started doing so.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wasn't this supposed to be a switch killer.
      No it wasnt. It was supposed to be a very niche handheld console for modders and handheld enjoyers that was meant to fail but it sells better than anticipated proving that there is still a demand for underpowered handheld consoles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 million is now better than anticipated
        Surely, you didn't expect to sell significantly less than the wii u?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Surely, you didn't expect to sell significantly less than the wii u?
          NTA but do you think that UMPCs as a whole won't outsell the Wii U eventually given enough time, or even the original Switch for that matter?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all UMPCs from all manufacturers will maybe outsell the wii u
            >this is the new cope that the "switch killer" defines as success

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all UMPCs from all manufacturers will maybe outsell the wii u
              I'm legitimately asking if you think it won't, because it seems pretty obvious they will outsell both the Wii U and the Switch 1 eventually. Keep in mind that the Steam Deck and all other UMPCs count as the same system (PC.)

              Maybe not if you combine all future Switches, if Nintendo keeps making them. It'd probably end up being sort of an iPhone (Switch) vs Android (UMPC) situation.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't.
                Considering the deck, with its enormous amounts of shilling only sold 1 million in 6 month.
                They might actuall never even get close to Wii U, unless you count the next 15 years of sales.

                And how is it a switch killer if they manage to outsell the switch 1 after 50 years?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't.
                Fair enough, but then you're essentially saying that UMPCs won't continue to be a thing, which means you're also saying there won't be a market for any future Switch-like handhelds.
                >And how is it a switch killer if they manage to outsell the switch 1 after 50 years?
                Because all PCs are the same system whereas the Switch 1 won't be the same system as the Switch 2.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no market for UMPCs.
                There is a market for the switch.
                That simple.

                And claiming PC sales from the 1980s are still relevant to the PC market today is the most pathetic, retarded COPE I have ever heard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no market for handhelds
                >there is a market for this handheld
                Okay. You're like an Apple fanboy arguing that Macbooks selling really well is somehow different from how other laptops might sale. It's the same market.
                >And claiming PC sales from the 1980s are still relevant to the PC market today is the most pathetic, retarded COPE I have ever heard.
                If you were to look at total PCs sold you'd include them in the number, what's your point? You're the one who defined the timeframe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well wii u sold around 3.5mil the 1st year and perhaps steam deck will hit that number.
          Also, the console has been released in February so it has some time left to hit another million.
          Personally, I expected deck to hit that 1 mil mark right after the 1st year of its release. Wii u has seen new games in its console and its wacky gamepad was supposed to be "revolutionary" thus creating some appeal, whereas the deck is pretty much an underpowered pc with little to no reason for purchase if you own an average gaming pc.
          Also, we should take into consideration deck's fucked up production and delivery time. Wii u was available for purchase since day1 and deck could have sold more if valve didnt have you waiting in queue.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The wii u was actually closer to 4 million after a year.
            So the deck is lagging significantly behind, after being shilled as the most revolutionary piece of hardware in existence by every youtuber on earth.

            • 2 months ago
              Boco

              Thats what happens 98% of consumers never hear about its existence.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >after being shilled as the most revolutionary piece of hardware in existence by every youtuber on earth
              What kind of youtubers are you watching lmao? Most of the reasonable youtubers that have some technical knowledge like digital foundry or modern vintage gamer said that its powerful as a HANDHELD console and its amazing to see games like elden ring running on a console as small like this and have shown performance metrics from ps4 era games and emulators to show what deck is capable of. No respectable youtuber has said that deck is the switch killer or it will destroy previous/current gen consoles with its performance. Even shills like ign gave deck a 7/10
              The only consoles that deck killed are the chinkware handhelds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not bad for basically an extended paid beta, Deck 2 is the killer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but by the time they get around to releasing it even first gen owners will be ready for a replacement

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consoles
      >competing with PC

      ?

      • 2 months ago
        Boco

        Yeah, everyone knows PC is an afterthought.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for making yourself easy to filter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow I thought the differences would be bigger
        looks like a higher FOV on the switch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the difference

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a huge difference in person. The Witcher 3 on the Deck looks amazing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Witcher 3 on the Deck looks amazing
            It was the first game I tried and I was blown away. I could run everything on ultra/high and still hit a consistent 30.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's night and day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ha, you're funny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was baited as a switch killer so tendies would keep deck threads from dying. it's just another pc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not give a single shit about whether it's a switch killer or not in the overall market. I only care that it serves my needs and my functions, and it does, enough that I would never consider buying a switch over it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      day 0

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has killed the switch for me, for anything but the exclusives which can't be emulated.
      Anything I'd normally buy on switch?
      I buy it for the deck instead if possible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of (you)s, not giving you another one.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure: is this good or bad?
    From the posts and threads here I would say that Deck is at least 6 months on the market, but this doesn't sound impressive.

    Was I right when I said that only 5 people on this board have Deck?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the list of Valve vanity projects it's the only one that didn't crash and burn so that's pretty good.
      If this were a real console it would be a complete disaster.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In the list of Valve vanity projects it's the only one that didn't crash and burn so that's pretty good.
        The only Valve hardware that failed were the Steam Boxes, which they outsourced to shitty companies like Alienware instead of making in-house.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when Dell/Alienware was going to be the first big company in this market, and then they cancelled it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would have been shit anyway
            Only took a year for my dell laptop to stop being able to run any heavy game because of its shit thermals, no matter how much I clean it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steam boxes were just a steam os test anyways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re just now getting off backorders. I had a friend that placed a reservation a week or two ago and we’re both getting ours Wednesday. I made my res at the end of August.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always find it hilarious how there's always like 3 guys in every single deck thread, saying they'll be getting theirs in a week. Like clockwork, and it's always the same expressions.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean both our tracking says wednesday october 5th so I’m not sure what you want me to say.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for them, still think it's too big for me personally. I hope they make a Deck Lite version in the future, that would be a day one buy for me.
    Like picrel but Deck looking and replace the keyboard with trackpads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      does that exist?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please put a 8c CPU in it next time I want to play my PS3 backlog on it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Released more than half a year ago
    >1 million
    >already
    Meh.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shipped, not sold you fucking retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's shipped, not sold you fucking retard
      They're only shipping directly to customers, so yes, it's units sold.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Still processing back orders

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One million units shipped (sold) and still processing back orders. Yes, that's what the tweet says.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering they're only shipping directly to customers, that means sold.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >valve can just handle distribution all by themselves
        >everyone else needs shelf space and increases the price of the product to pay the 50% retail markup

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on valves targets but this is nothing compared to other major handhelds or hardware. PSP, NDS, Switch, iPad, they all sell 10s of millions in a year

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deck is exclusive for Steam stores. They are making more. If they sold it in normal stores it would sell more, not to mention they also got affected by the chips problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still only sell it in a few countries. When they say they sell it in EU they mean that they sell it in EU, not in the entire European Economic Area, even if it shouldn't be hard to expand sales to the countries that adopted EU rules to be part of it. See also

      Deck is exclusive for Steam stores. They are making more. If they sold it in normal stores it would sell more, not to mention they also got affected by the chips problem

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker tendies think 1 million units shipped in six months is low for a niche device that's only being sold through one online store
    What a bunch of retards.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heavily marketed by youtube soibois
      yeah I'm thinking it flopped.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heavily marketed by youtube soibois
        Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these subhumans?
        >we're sticking it to le big evil company by promoting a product by another big evil company!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I genuinely thought Nintendo was gonna fuck with the Linus video but I guess they censored/blurred it to the point where it doesn't really matter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lack of self awareness here is amazing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No game platform has more youtube soibois shilling it than the switch you absolute fucking retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Valve ever gets these things into retailers and tv adverts, nintendo is going to shit themselves. I have no clue why valve insists on only selling it through steam.

      • 2 months ago
        Boco

        Well, no, because parents know Nintendo and will instantly gravitate towards their name, not knowing or caring who "Valve" is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no clue why valve insists on only selling it through steam.
        Because they'd lose money? Retailers have to mark up prices to make any profit on the investment for using space and selling it in their stores. Not to mention shipping. And if steam is selling it for cheaper online, retailers have no incentive to carry the product so valve has to sell it to retailers at a price cut. Valve's profit margin at the current price is almost certainly low enough that doing this would remove any financial incentive for doing so. If they planned to sell in retail stores, the deck would be 30% more expensive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Losing money on hardware is hardly unheard of. Valve would make more than enough back selling software.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is absolutely not certain at all.
            The only people buying it are hardcore steamfags, how can you be certain these people increase their spending after getting one?
            If they already bought everything before, and you sell them something at a loss you just lost money.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Steamfags
              >ever spending money on games
              Now THATS funny

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The only people buying it are hardcore steamfags
              Because it's only sold through steam. Steamfags are literally the only ones who can buy it. You think reaching a broader market looking for a good portable won't bring more money into steam?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It won't, unless you can imagine those people actually wanting a PC.

                Look at the state of PC within the broader world.
                Nobody wants them anymore.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a this point. Nintendo owns the market on handhelds and Valve has no chance. Their success would be limited to selling the Deck at those kiosk you see at the mall next to those "400 in 1 NES clones".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            valve doesnt make games anymore. all they have is a % of all sales on their store.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            For consoles where the only access to the games/store is through the console that you're selling at a loss.
            To be clear, there are precisely zero people buying a deck who don't already own a PC capable of equal or better than the performance the deck has.
            There are precisely zero people buying a deck who don't already have steam purchases.
            Valve is not getting new customers through this device and any additional spending will be marginal. The deck lives or dies on its ability to support it's own R&D, manufacture, and labor costs without software sales.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Valve is not getting new customers through this device
              Again because they are literally only selling it through their store where you have to already have steam to even get one. Getting it into retailers and on tv would bring in boatloads of new consumers into that steam ecosystem.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which, if they ever had the power to do so, they would have done by now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have more than enough power and money to do so if they wanted to. They like keeping things to their store, but the deck is their first major hardware to really take off. We'll see how hard they push it when they can build up a decent supply.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when they can build up a decent supply.
                If.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering crypto imploded, the gpu shortage is over, and they're getting through all their backorders, it's not a matter of if, but when.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Until valve gets bored and makes something else.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, more decks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, with all your insight into the demographics, tell the class what the untapped market is in retail stores for a teen to adult oriented handheld mobile gaming device with a minimum price of $400? Remember, there's a reason Sony pulled out of that market. They'd really like to know where the boatloads of people are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because that gets them in the hands of enthusiasts first and enthusiasts provide better feedback than normies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the opposite.
          enthusiasts care about the most retarded things, and will ignore blatant jank and problems.

          I thought steam was so big and popular?

          Then that shouldn't be a disadvantage.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Then that shouldn't be a disadvantage
            Was for

            I thought steam was so big and popular?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A normie will never file a bug report for an obscure crash

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sold
    >shipped
    way more people already bought than shipped, they are years behind sheddule

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're one week behind schedule as of today, retarded gay

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the shock when it's suddenly selling a lot in Japan

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will this war about plastic electronic machines end?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TENDIE PEDO SISTERS
    IT'S FUCKING OVER

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sold 1 million units

    lmfao thats adorable. Nintendo is shaking in their boots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just as a reference:
      > Switch sold 13 million between March 2017 - March 2018.
      > Steam Deck sold 1 million between February 2022 - October 2022.
      I'd assume by February 2023 Steam Deck will sell between 2-3 million.
      Not bad for a handheld PC without anything like Breath of the Wild (even though that's a Wii U game, but retards didn't buy Wii U but buy Switch for some reason), but nothing that's going to kill any sort of competition on the console front.

      Brands are too powerful, exclusives drive hardware sales... I just don't see how Deck will even sell Wii U numbers.
      But I really, really, REALLY want my Deck to arrive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are not comparable, Nintendo is a publicly traded company but Valve is not. This means Valve have nobody to please but themselves, ninty have to appease shareholders and so no matter how many they sell it will never be enough.

        To use an analogy, Valve is like a single guy and nintendo is like a guy with 20 fat kids to feed.

        Almost everything Valve does is a success because they are not a public company, all they have to do is a make a profit.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are like little babies, watch this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever hilarious to me that all consoles have to be put together in every single one of those graphs otherwise PC is way the fuck above and they kill themselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        even funnier when you realize PC games are a lot cheaper on average

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being this hardcore of a platform warrior cunt
        Why aren’t you crying about android/iOS being together for the mobile numbers? Or PC/Mac being combined?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      incidentally, 2015 is when gacha games really took off with fgo and million othr clones.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just get a laptop?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro, why not just get a laptop instead of a switch or 3ds?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didnt mention anything about nintendo
        You ok anon? Someone paying you rent for that space in your head?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You did mention handhelds
          Are you ok? Dementia this young?

          >being this hardcore of a platform warrior cunt
          Why aren’t you crying about android/iOS being together for the mobile numbers? Or PC/Mac being combined?

          >Mac
          lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lol
            Nonanswer. Especially considering that anyone with brain cells can easily imagine that mac owners are going to actually pay for all their software, and probably throw a lot more per capita at microtransactions.
            >lol people who pay for games are retards
            >lol people who buy macs are retards
            >lol mac users don’t pay money for games
            Can’t have all 3, anon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              retard lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing, zoomanon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What other handheld devices should anon have cited to point out the absurdity of comparing a laptop to one? If he said PSP/Vita with CFW you’d be fine?
          You seem awfully over sensitive about Nintendo for some reason; you okay, anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have all of those plus a 3090 in my gaming pc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm supposed to be impressed that you're bad with money or something?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I buy things and enjoy them while having money stowed away.
            You're likely seething due to your lack thereof.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're literally a coomer, and you're bad with money
              NOBODY will ever be jealous of you lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't care
                post ass

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                prompt?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                shit this one was a long time ago but it was something like
                Stunning redhead standing in a field, ~~*big butt*~~, ((tight khaki pants)), slim waist, natural lighting

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                prompt?

                What are you guys even using to create these images? I'm out of the loop.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Stable Diffusion generator if you got a decent GPU Nvidia GPU. AMDbros say it works if you follow the guide though
                My 3090 can generate these images 2.5 seconds each but if you're rocking a 3060 or something you might take 10 seconds or so. There was a chart somewhere that showed times.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My 3090 can generate these images 2.5 seconds
                must be awesome
                t. 1060 moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My miner friend sold it to me for $1200 for medical bills when it was worth $2000 on ebay
                It was barely used to its potential before the A.I. stuff came out and I'm so happy
                I told myself I'd sell it before the ETH merge but I just like it too much.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted, pathetic coomer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're spending way too much to play shitty modern nugames, you're fucking retarded.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ass
                yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why not just get a laptop?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tism post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cant hide a laptop at work to play my ps2 backlog on company time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you do that with a deck? That's still a pretty big device, if someone cones to your office you won't have time to hide it

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbqh I thought it would be only like 100k max since they are only selling them through steam and you have to wait like a year for one

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tablet PC with native game controls sells 1mil
    Okay? This is impressive?
    I mean it’s effectively an evolved form of a gaming laptop into an actual portable form. There’s something seriously wrong if it doesn’t sell millions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not familiar with marketing of this device, but if they wanted sales they need to change the strategy (if there is any), trying to appeal to console gamers as an alternative.
      >look, Steam has games, play them
      PC owners won't buy Deck. If anything, this shows they can't play games on a device with a gamepad. If it's not mouse and keyboard, they are not interested.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am not familiar with marketing of this device, but if they wanted sales they need to change the strategy (if there is any), trying to appeal to console gamers as an alternative.
        >PC owners won't buy Deck.
        The thing is that Valve unironically doesn't give a shit about console gamers though, they just want more PC gamers hop onto the Linux train so that more gamedevs start supporting open standards. They're not competing with the Switch; they're essentially competing with their own audience.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PC owners won't buy Deck.
        This isn’t 1994. Literally everyone middle/high school age and above has a PC.
        I’m willing to bet the number of people buying a Deck who don’t already own a PC and have an active steam library is so insignificant that it’s statistically “0” when compared to overall Deck sales.
        That being said, I’m also willing to bet the majority of Deck customers are also young enough that their PC is a lower end one that was purchased for them to use with school, so the Deck represents a performance increase over what they’re used to, or at the very least, has comparable enough performance that true portability is worth it.
        >If it's not mouse and keyboard, they are not interested.
        Same way how people who purchased the original iphone didn’t care about taking video with the camera, even though a number of cheaper phones at the time had it, but suddenly applauded it when apple added it as a feature with the 3rd gen.
        Platform fanboys gonna fanboy, regardless of platform.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically barely touch my Switch or PS5 now. Once Switch emulation gets better, I'll probably pack it up.

    >play game on sofa in living room (either docked to TV or handheld)
    >go upstairs to my desktop
    >save has already transferred over and I can just resume
    Honestly this is a bigger deal than I thought it'd be. I wish is was simpler to automatically transfer emulator saves.

    Main beef is constant updates to games and the battery life being shit.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people need to play games on the move, just wait till you get home and play on superior desktop / console + tv

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steamies coping hard rn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steamies

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DECK CHADS JUST CANNOT STOP WINNING

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why will it be at retail?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When, I mean.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >When will it be at retail?
      Knowing Valve: possibly some time between now and never.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Valve will never sell its products in stores, their hardware side is designed around direct to consumer. They are operating with total margin control, they're not going to raise prices or lose profit just to add in another giant cut of the sale money going to a retailer.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an incredible flop for any other gaming company by any other standard.
    Steamies are not only in denial but are objectively the worst thing to ever happen to gaming.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 million in 10 months
    >already
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, why did you need to include a screencap from Twitter to tell us about the sales figures?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were to reserve one now, when will I get it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      couple months most like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty quickly i would guess. maybe a month?

        Shit really? I thought I was gonna wait months.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It depends on what model you buy and where you live but some people are apparently getting theirs in like a week now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty quickly i would guess. maybe a month?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call that quick at all but ok lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i waited 4 months for mine and most people waited even longer than that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's horrible

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It took an actual year for mine to come up.
              By that time I got a samsung S22 that emulates ps2, gamecube and wii at 1080p so it pretty much invalidated the Deck for me so I passed on it when it came up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demand is rapidly dwindling while they ramp up production so you really only need to wait a month, tops.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The demand is rapidly dwindling while they ramp up production
        It's the opposite, demand is increasing and that's why they're ramping up production.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No basically the vast majority of people who wanted one already got one. They're selling to stragglers now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No basically the vast majority of people who wanted one already got one. They're selling to stragglers now.
            If that were the case they obviously wouldn't keep increasing production like they are.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they want to clear out orders so they can begin on the Steam Deck 2 they will
              Else people will cancel it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Increasing production wouldn't be a good way to clear out their hardware, anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're not clearing out hardware, they're clearing out orders.
                If you had a steam deck preorder and saw they had a steam deck 2, then you'd cancel it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're not clearing out hardware, they're clearing out orders.
                According to Valve pre-orders are increasing. We probably won't see a Steam Deck 2 announcement until the middle of 2023, at the earliest.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just placed my order like 5 min ago for the 512 gb and the wait says Q2 (April-June) 2022

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes because you ramp up production when demand is decreasing. That's how business works

            Cope harder you seething tendie dipshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      about a month, co-worker was interested in august and it just arrived

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source of webm please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking more and more like couple hours / week tops

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already
    This shit came out 8 months ago, that's it?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can this shit even run Elden Ring? Or is it false advertising?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for slim version

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Waiting for slim version
      There probably won't be one because it'll make battery life even worse.
      >IGN: Do you foresee a future where we can release a slimmer Steam Deck?
      >Lawrence Yang: Maybe, but as Erik said, there's trade-offs. A slimmer Steam Deck would probably mean less battery life, so we would just have to weigh all of those and make sure that we can do what we can to mitigate it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Translation:
        >Sure we could, and we could not only retain battery life but even extend it if we really wanted to for a slim version. But the off-the-shelf component cost, as well as the production cost of bespoke components we’d need for this application, at the rates these would cost today, would make the combination of slimmer batteries and more efficient processing architecture result in a device that couldn’t be retail-priced within what our metrics say our target customer demographic is willing to pay for said device.
        Give it a few years and I’m sure they’ll have a slimmer version with even better performance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty slim now. The pictures don't do it justice

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw follow tendie YouTuber who is too dumb/lazy to figure out how to preorder one and still thinks he wouldn't get one until 2023

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Splatoon 3 (game of the year) sold 3 million in 3 days in Japan alone. The Deck is a confirmed flop. Nintendo won. Valvemorons lost.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same game you played in 2015, just because you're a e-boicon who wants to fuck a squid doesn't make the game good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game of the year
        Maybe if you're a pedophile

        >And Splatoon 3 (game of the year) sold 3 million in 3 days in Japan alone.
        Imagine how much more they could sell if they weren't limited to such a small platform and instead had Steam's numbers [...]

        Like it or not, Splatoon 3 will outsell Elden Ring (multiplatform) sooner or later. The only game this year that has a chance of selling more is Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (also a Nintendo exclusive).

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Like it or not, Splatoon 3 will outsell Elden Ring (multiplatform) sooner or later. The only game this year that has a chance of selling more is Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (also a Nintendo exclusive).
          It's not like Elden Ring is an example of an incredibly well selling game, it's really only sold well relative to its genre. A game like Minecraft sold 33 million on PC vs 3 million on Switch, for example.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet anyone who isn't solely interested in it because of a sexual fetish treats it as the nonentity it is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he forgot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't that technically a 2021 game?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              thought fifa came out every year

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they do unless something changed but the names are always a year ahead i.e. 2022 came out in 2021.
                i have no idea why they do this

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just Dance does this too. It's a marketing tactic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They put one year in advance to remind you that's when the season ends and you need to buy a new game. I assume.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wait im a dumbass the pic said fifa22, didnt even look at it lmao just pulled the first one off of google, yeah i think this years vers is 2023

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Splatoon 3 will outsell Elden Ring
          Delusional.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whats Elden Ring at now?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whats Elden Ring at now?

            Splatoon 2 sold 13.3 million and that came out back when the Switch had a smaller userbase. Elden Ring is at 16.6M now.
            Splatoon 3 outselling Elden Ring is not far-fetched at all. It is the most likely outcome.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ER is only at 16? Damn, Splatoon can beat that easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game of the year
      Maybe if you're a pedophile

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why yes, I am a pedophile.
        How could you tell?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And Splatoon 3 (game of the year) sold 3 million in 3 days in Japan alone.
      Imagine how much more they could sell if they weren't limited to such a small platform and instead had Steam's numbers

      [...]
      switch-sisters... we lost..........

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love splatoon, but shit like splatoon3 is why I hope nintendo gets their shit pushed in and goes 3rd party this decade. You sure as hell can't trust consumers to not gleefully bend over to get shafted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shit like splatoon3 is why I hope nintendo gets their shit pushed in
        Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope valve goes bankrupt and takes the entire early access, GAAS and lootbox infested shit they created with them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope valve goes bankrupt and takes the entire early access, GAAS and lootbox infested shit they created with them.
          None of these are issues unless you're a literal consumerbrained zombie who falls for it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not an issue
            >we will fix TF2, pinky promise
            >Update Releases
            >New hats

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>we will fix TF2, pinky promise
              TF2 is the funniest example you could have used because Valve would never have supported it past 2011 if they didn't add lootboxes to it.

              >less good games made
              >not a problem
              Fuck off, pcbro

              And didn't you screech how splatoon 3 was somehow evil?

              Those things didn't cause less good games to be made, most games have always been shit and they'd still be shit without them.
              I literally know nothing about Splatoon 3 except that it sold really well in Japan.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Those things didn't cause less good games to be mad
                Yes they did.
                Many good developers were forced by publishers into making trash because valve pushed their garbage.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Many good developers were forced by publishers into making trash because valve pushed their garbage.
                You mean unlike before when they weren't forced by publishers to make trash games? Only zoomers who started gaming in 2012 and get all their opinions from youtubers believe that.

                >would have never supported it
                They didn't "support" it, they added an obscene amount of hats and even added unusual effects to weapons, every single thing they added was to siphon pennies out of players, it would have been better if they kept it as it was.

                >They didn't "support" it
                You didn't play it from 2007.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument other than "yyyyou never played it"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think they didn't add much post-2007 or post-2011 besides skins then you did in fact not play it. You can disagree about whether it was good or not, but not about the amount of content.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are not entitled to 10 years of updates
                So now you reduced the time range, make up your mind, 6 years of forced shit outweights the few good things they added during 4 years, culminating with their f2p crap to draw more people in to siphon even more pennies, that ironically, ended up infecting it, and now they dropped its corpse to continue selling toys to retards.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reduced the time range
                >6 years of forced shit
                I didn't reduce the time range, I was talking about 2011 in the original post. If you feel you're forced to buy optional lootboxes then you're exactly the type of consoomer I was referring to, and it makes sense you're mad. But for the rest of us it's not an issue.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are blinded by fanboyism if you don't understand, why making a game f2p to add even more cosmetic crap, and the only compensation was even more cosmetic crap, is terrible. And again, allow me to download the version I want, to play with other people if you really think ignoring all the flashy crap is the right thing to do.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                F2P shit isn't an issue when I don't buy it and it adds support and content for a game I'm playing. TF2 is really the worst example you could have used to make this argument.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"you didn't play it in 2007"
                But you are OK with it being flooded with f2p? lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But you are OK with it being flooded with f2p? lol
                If it adds free content I like, why wouldn't I be? LITERALLY how does F2P affect me when I'm not retarded enough to buy it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >content I like
                So you like how they destroyed the UI, made it hard to get into community servers because they killed them with quickplay, and the they buried them with MyM? You like how they keep adding hats instead of optimizing their game? Or how the only alternative to bots are furfags?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked most of the content they added, yes. I stopped playing around the time they killed community servers, but without F2P the game would have been dead long before that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes I like that Valve destroyed the game
                So you are cuck, got it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the queue to get one has been known to last from a month to a year
                they are literally selling out faster than they can produce them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't destroy the game before I stopped playing, most of the content was great.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought I made it obvious we were done, cuck.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, I accept your concession.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You mean unlike before when they weren't forced by publishers to make trash games? Only zoomers who started gaming in 2012 and get all their opinions from youtubers believe that.
                And yet they didn't enfore lootbox trash, because valve made those a thing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet they didn't enfore lootbox trash, because valve made those a thing.
                And yet they were still trash, and cosmetic lootboxes are only an issue if you're a consoomer zombie who can't not buy them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet they were still trash, and cosmetic lootboxes are only an issue if you're a consoomer zombie who can't not buy them.
                >gabenchud defends this shit again
                Why are you always the lowest standard retards imaginable?
                Removing options to lock behind lootboxes makes games significantly worse, but you underage fags would never get that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Removing options to lock behind lootboxes makes games significantly worse, but you underage fags would never get that.
                $20 is a LOT okay
                I'd MUCH rather spen 20 hours getting lootbox after lootbox trying to get the one skin I want!
                Don't be a garden gnome!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Removing options to lock behind lootboxes makes games significantly worse, but you underage fags would never get that.
                Those cosmetic options never outweighed the cost of the games, especially when those games used to cost $100 and more. You'd know this if you weren't a zoomer btw.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Valve not only added perks behind cosmetics, they did it while it was a paid game, you had overpowered scouts, spies and snipers just because they bought a hat to complete the set.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >used to get dozens, if not hundreds of cosmetic options with the game for one 60 dollar price tag
                >now get close to none, get fucked with lootboxes
                Why do zoomers pretend they know anything at all?
                You can't even imagine what the world used to be before the garden gnome gaben fucked it up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for one 60 dollar price tag
                Thanks for outing yourself as a zoomer. Some N64 games used to cost over $100 accounting for inflation.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >accounting for inflation
                Nobody ever does that, outside of zoomers desperately trying to look at the past.
                You use the numbers you remember, using your memory when you were actually there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You use the numbers you remember, using your memory when you were actually there.
                You use your memory of the amount of value a dollar had and what it could buy you. Nice attempt though, zoom-zoom.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You use your memory of the amount of value a dollar had and what it could buy you.
                Literally not what real humans do.
                Are you actually retarded, newfag.
                There is a reason why old people constantly go on what you could get for a dollar, because you remember the amount and the value you got for it in that moment.
                Nobody goes by total value of your earnings, which is what inflation is lookign at.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Only zoomers think about inflation."
                I understand that you argued yourself into a corner by not knowing that games used to be more expensive, and your attempt to try and get out of it is pretty decent, but it's not gonna work on anyone actually old enough to have been cognizant at the time. Better luck next argument, zoomer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody actually corrects for inflation in their heads, zoomerchud.
                because that's not how humans worked.

                In most countries that changed their currency, old people still use the old currency to get a feeling for value after 20 years.
                People don't change how they view money ever.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People who actually made money in the 90s know that games were more expensive back then. You don't because you are a zoomer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                LittleBigPlanet has to be the best with this.
                They gave out so much free costumes and shit.
                I even bought a few of them. Because they were like.... $2. For mulitple pieces of costume that you could swap.
                God I miss that game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >would have never supported it
                They didn't "support" it, they added an obscene amount of hats and even added unusual effects to weapons, every single thing they added was to siphon pennies out of players, it would have been better if they kept it as it was.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MUH TF2
              Get over it you retarded gay, you are not entitled to 100 years of updates just because you bought a game. The game is finished, move on

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then let me opt out of the updates without modding the game I bought, because what's the point of modding it into another game then?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >less good games made
            >not a problem
            Fuck off, pcbro

            And didn't you screech how splatoon 3 was somehow evil?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The hell does valve have to do with any of that? Blame the actual publishers who push for it and the devs who put it in.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Valve massively pushed for it, innovated and invented most of that shit.
            And ran the first platform specifically made to push it.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My steam deck is arriving today. Is 256gb enough to store all the shaders when I play games and use emulators?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get an sd card

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which brand do you recommend? Also is it more efficient to get 2 512gb and store different games and emulators or bite the bullet and get 1tb?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          looking for one myself so cant say yet, got the 512 gb version and im already eating through it, think ill get a 1tb for the sake of simplicity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you're playing. You can have hundreds of older games/indies, or 2-3 modern AAA games before running out of space.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't use SD card for larger games like D0S2? Or for 3d emulators Wii Gcube ps2?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can, but it's not really ideal if you can help it.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't know there were this many dumbasses willing to fall for this scam

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very cool. As my desktop PC ages and my distaste with being tethered to a desk grows, I am very interested in replacing my PC with a future revision of the Steam Deck. Once they figure out the dock and make that as seamless as the Nintendo Switch I am all in.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting mine tomorrow surprised how quickly I was able to get it. Was getting tired of all these Chinese handhelds that struggle with emulating Gamecube games and made for bugpeople hands. Normal thumbsticks is a massive plus.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo is dead

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liking it. Playing games I’ve never played before because I’ve never owned a computer because I’m a hick
    That janitor game sucks btw

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot better than I was thinking, I didn't realize it had even passed 500k

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 million in a years time via limited distribution and it's not available at any normal physical or online retailer
    Tell me again how UMPCs aren't gonna take a bite out of the Switch 2. Selling a million of anything when it's not available at any sort of Amazon, Best Buy, Walmart, Fry's Electronics, Target etc is unprecedented.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >selling 1.5 times as much as the virtual boy is now a success
      Why are deckshills like that?

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      By the time this thing dies (knowing Valve, in a year) its lifetime sales will be some number Switch regularly surpasses in a month.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tripfag is retarded
        shocking

        • 2 months ago
          Boco

          Says the guy thinking the Deck will ever be more than a niche footnote.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who actually cares about vidya and isn't a braindead fanboy should be rooting for the deck to succeed. It benefits everyone if it does.

            • 2 months ago
              Boco

              I fail to see how.

              Ganker just can't seem to grasp that 90+% of gamers today do not give a flying fuck about emulation or frame rate or any of that crap. Most of them have no idea what they even mean. As long as the Switch is easy to play and you just slap a cart in, and as long as parents and kids want something easy and cheap to play on quickly, the Deck will never outsell it.

              And thats not a fanboy thing, thats just common sense.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you just described is an ignorance and fanboy thing.

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                Emulation is not widespread. Framerates and resolutions do not matter to most people. Ganker's obsession over them is the minority.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I fail to see how a consumer friendly open device that provides much needed competition in the portable space benefits everyone
                It would even benefit the fanboys, even if they'd scream and cry about it in the moment. They'll get over it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The largest PC game seller in the world with virtually free and unlimited marketing can't even outsell a $600 PS3 with no games in it's first quarter, when everyone and their mom got free covid money.
      Thanks for beta testing.
      I'll get the steam deck 2 when it can do 1080p.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imply Valve's ADD-riddled ass will ever make another one

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they better fuckin do it because they have a nice base but it's just not powerful enough for me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep dreaming.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep dreaming.

          They've already soft confirmed the Steam Deck 2.

          • 2 months ago
            Boco

            And it will barely make a dent in the sales of the Switch or Switch 2.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And it will barely make a dent in the sales of the Switch or Switch 2.
              It doesn't need to, the Switch 1 or 2 will never be bigger than Steam, even combined.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is what gabentrannies cope with
                Then why doesn't steam just release some reliable numbers?
                Their active users contains people for whom steam auto-started on boot up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Their active users contains people for whom steam auto-started on boot up.
                Nintendo's active users contains people who have played a single fucking game in a year lmao.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where?
                Valve is actively dishonest, and only gives manipulated numbers to make them look good.
                Why else wouldn't they actually give us sales numbers for the deck?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Where?
                In their own earnings reports, that's where they get their 104 million annual users number from

                [...]
                switch-sisters... we lost..........

                >Valve is actively dishonest, and only gives manipulated numbers to make them look good.
                Steam doesn't even auto-login unless you actively check a box for it, so this idea that there's tens of millions active Steam users logged in without knowing it is nonsense. But what's funny is that even if 50% of their userbase did that it would still absolutely dwarf the Switch's active userbase.
                >Why else wouldn't they actually give us sales numbers for the deck?
                They probably will eventually.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll get the steam deck 2 when it can do 1080p.
        The Steam Deck 2 won't do 1080p, the performance hit isn't worth it. Just look at the chinese handhelds.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing chink handhelds to Valve's properly tested and optimized hardware
          >thinks going from 800p to 1080p is much of a leap
          >thinks something like

          [...]

          wouldn't handle it and then some

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > virtually free unlimited marketing
        I have never walked into a store and seen an ad for the Deck (or Steam in general).
        I have never watched a YouTube video and seen an ad for the Deck (or Steam in general).
        I have never heard the Deck mentioned in the Geoffs.

        If by unlimited marketing you mean Valve's few videos on the Steam Deck on their YouTube page that they made 6 months ago, then yeah...?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          >heavily marketed by youtube soibois
          Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these subhumans?
          >we're sticking it to le big evil company by promoting a product by another big evil company!

          Valve pays youtubers hundreds of millions to shill the thing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If a turbo-shut in like you hasn't seen it
          Then how are steam decks flying into normie hands by the hundreds of thousands?
          No one on Ganker is getting a deck.
          The vast majority of Ganker isn't getting a deck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Turbo-shut in?
            Lmao, if you are going to argue that the Steam Deck has displays set up in retail stores...
            Well, I am not judging...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Then how are steam decks flying into normie hands by the hundreds of thousands?
            It's simply a superior product getting around on word of mouth.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >few videos
          >sends free decks to journalists, youtubers and devs
          >Connect a controller while steam is on "You are now using the Deck Configuration"
          >all the free shilling from valve cultists

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And it still only now cracked a million. Sad.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is sad, is that they are creating artificial scarcity, they always use the most scummy practiced and everyone just rolls with it because they make good products, like Nintendo.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >artificial scarcity
                It's so bizarre that nobody seems to notice that.
                The deck is obviously running on it, why else would valve suddenly be able to pull orders forward?

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                Because they believe their fat ass Lord can do no wrong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                After the Steam Controller disaster, I think they just didn't think the Deck would sell anything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >artificial scarcity
                It's so bizarre that nobody seems to notice that.
                The deck is obviously running on it, why else would valve suddenly be able to pull orders forward?

                >What is sad, is that they are creating artificial scarcity
                >It's so bizarre that nobody seems to notice that.
                Neither Valve or Nintendo do that, this artificial scarcity meme was only believed by retards even back when the Wii launched.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Valve obviously does.
                Why else is the stock moving so fucking bizzarly, with months long wait times just disappearing?
                Why else does valve refuse to give actual sales numbers?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why else is the stock moving so fucking bizzarly, with months long wait times just disappearing?
                Because Valve are lazy as fuck. This is how they've always been.
                >t.steamie

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Guys, sand is kinda scarce, sorry, no chips
                So, we are running out of sand
                >bbbut it's special sand only found in 0.1% of sand
                That's still a shit ton of sand and it's not like the earth is producing more, they just won't fucking do it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even a zoomer like you can’t be this buttfuckingly retarded.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deck being sold during an unprecedented silicon and gpu shortage and is only just now really ramping up production after crypto ate shit
                >artificial scarcity
                I don't think so tim

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS I GOT MY EMAIL SAYING MY DECK IS READY POGGERS!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I MADE THE PRE-ORDER SATURDAY

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat fuck, step up with the production.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is the wait to get a deck now? It was 6 months last I checked

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ordered sept 29
    >Still hasn't shipped

    Am I gonna make it lads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gone, john.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tyrone at fedex already stole it to resale on ebay, give up.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wonder what the hype is about
    >put in my name to be on the list
    >10 mins later
    >your Steamdeck is ready to be purchase
    This is some shilling bullshit isn't it?

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it flop? What could they have done better?

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do steam deck youtubers look so... strange?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're failed Gankertards.

  52. 2 months ago
    Ruggarell

    The deck is for people who play PC games you dumb fuck white boys.

    It can play everything god damn. I gave all my consoles away because it's time I moved on from console gaming after about 25 years.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Swine on suicide watch

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh. The way you assholes talked about the deck made it sound like it was going to be the biggest thing ever. The little fucker won't even outsell the Dreamcast.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non OLED handheld

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker love twitter so much?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker loves attention more than women.
      They'll stoop down to absurd levels to get it.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what's the most hilarious thing?
    that the deck's success will cause nintendo to drop the "switch 2" and try a new gimmick for their next toy
    which will of course fail (like the wii u) because everyone just wants a more powerful switch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the deck's success
      >thinking the Deck will have any impact whatsoever on what Nintendo does next

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch's successor pushed back into development hell
        >no announcement for 2023
        >probably nothing in 2024 either
        tendies on suicide watch

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >switch's successor pushed back into development hell
          If you're gonna keep pulling stuff out your ass make sure you have some toilet paper on hand for all the shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is what gabentrannies actually believe
            Kek, the switch is still very much alive and nobody as mad about that.

            >still nothing announced
            cope

            • 2 months ago
              Boco

              Yeah, cuz the Switch is still selling too well for it. Are you too stupid to know how business works?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good, I'm glad my switch gets continued support.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this is what gabentrannies actually believe
          Kek, the switch is still very much alive and nobody as mad about that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the deck's success
      By every metric, it's a horrible flop.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >laptops are inherently less interesting than the macbook
    >the macbook has a market, laptops don't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the PC market has seen the largest collaps in sales ever.
      The console market has not.

      Why are you comparing these two?

      • 2 months ago
        Boco

        Its funny how quick that happened, really. Pretty much everyone abandoned PCs for phones and ipads.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the PC market has seen the largest collaps in sales ever.
        Source for the PC gaming market collapsing for reasons other than chip shortages?
        >The Global PC Games Market is estimated to reach USD 31.52 Billion by the year 2028 and is projected to grow exhibiting a Compound Annual Growth Rate (CAGR) of 1.3%. The Global Market revenue stood at a value USD 29.17 Billion in the year 2021.
        https://www.globenewswire.com/en/news-release/2022/05/23/2448225/0/en/PC-Games-Market-Size-Worth-USD-31-52-Billion-by-2028-PC-Games-Industry-Expected-CAGR-1-3-Vantage-Market-Research.html
        So you've gone from arguing that UMPCs will die to arguing that all PCs will die? Remember when consoles almost went extinct in 1982 and PCs still managed to thrive?

        >nokia phones are inherently less interesting than the IPhone
        >the IPhone has a market, nokia doesn't

        >nokia failed which means all non-iPhone smartphones failed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Source for the PC gaming market collapsing for reasons other than chip shortages?
          I thought the entire PC market counted?
          Why are you reducing the scope now suddenly?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't want to admit that PC gaming is becoming irrelevant, replaced by phones and consoles that stream digital.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're talking about the video games industry you fucking mongoloid.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yet you mentioned all PCs earlier.
              Even PCs in 50 years still counted.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yet you
                Not that anon retard, I don't give a shit about your gayy little argument.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see [...]

                [...]
                then why did you reply?

                Anon, you were the one who mentioned PCs going back 50 years. I was talking about gaming PCs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought the entire PC market counted?
            In your irrelevant example about the entire history of the PC market, yes? But that's not relevant to the discussion, which is about gaming PCs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              yet you mentioned all PCs earlier.
              Even PCs in 50 years still counted.

              >yet you
              Not that anon retard, I don't give a shit about your gayy little argument.

              then why did you reply?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you were being a bigger gay than the other anon with that retarded comment.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession, retard.

                [...]
                Anon, you were the one who mentioned PCs going back 50 years. I was talking about gaming PCs.

                You literally said they counted.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You literally said they counted.
                If you're talking about the history of PC as a whole, which you were, why wouldn't they? But how is that relevant to a conversation about gaming PCs? Did you understand the argument or didn't you? Steam Decks, chinese handhelds, laptops and desktops are all the same system. The Switch 1 and 2 aren't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You counted them.
                So why don't they now?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They do count if you're talking about the entire history of the PC platform. Why are you talking about that topic?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You started it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You started it.
                You're the one who mentioned a 50 year timeframe and started talking about PCs from the 80s. How is that relevant to what I'm talking about?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop posting you complete and utter imbecile.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't you just lierally argue that if the switch succeeds, the others must succeed as well?
          So much for that cope.
          Valve is nokia.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >didn't you just lierally argue that if the switch succeeds, the others must succeed as well?
            No, I argued that if the handheld market fails then future Switches will fail as well, because they're part of the same market. Or if they don't fail completely then they'll certainly take a major hit.
            >Valve is nokia.
            Valve is Google. Makes good software, kinda can't really into hardware and can't commit to shit. And just like Google really only cares about Android in a smartphone context, Valve only cares about SteamOS in the context of handhelds.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, the UMPC market will fail.
              Same as the windows phone market failed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the laptop market will fail
                >the macbook will continue selling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nokia phones are inherently less interesting than the IPhone
      >the IPhone has a market, nokia doesn't

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to be a chad.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't get over having what is basically a PS4+ in my hands and I just wonder how powerful these handhelds will be even five years from now

  61. 2 months ago
    Boco

    [...]

    Oh you're a loon, aren't you?

    Tell me what special needs school you ran away from, I'll take you back.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It literally outsold the deck 11:1.
    The fuck are you on about?

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I really wish retards like you didn't exist to give tendies ammo.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >small
    >sleek
    This is what they took from you, and you're okay with that hulking brick that was the result.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll wait for the competition, has worked every single time. Valve only makes products to beta test, it's better to get the device from another company.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to Valve this thing overheats like crazy. There was no way they can make something that performs this well in a smaller form factor no matter how hard they tried.

      I'll wait for the competition, has worked every single time. Valve only makes products to beta test, it's better to get the device from another company.

      There's two from Aya Neo and Ayn Odin, both of which are smaller but can only do 1/3 of the performance of the Steamdeck. It can overclock to 50% the speed of the Steamdeck but then they will start to overheat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I mean a reliable competitor. Someone that actually learns from Valve's mistakes, not someone that rushed to get a slice of the cake.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deck's a pretty comfy size for me. I don't know why everyone complains about it being too big, when every other handheld people complain about how their hands start cramping after a while.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it is not portable being this size
        if the average person cannot put it in their pocket it is not a portable device

        I can lift my computer tower and carry it around, that doesn't make it a portable device.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laptops and tablets are considered portable. The pocket metric doesn't seem particularly useful to me given the wide variety in pocket sizes. If I can toss a console in my laptop bag that's portable enough for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting "small" as a positive.
      I cant even begin to understand your mediocre mindset.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no advertising
    >Steam store only
    >shortage
    >limited countries
    Honestly it's impressive

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fanboy console wars
    If you're over 18 and still using memeword insults to defend your favorite soulless corporation I implore you to consider necking yourself

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are so scared by the switch they have to make up lies to deny the hardware's success
    Remember, as long as the switch is selling higher than 2019's monthly numbers every month this year there's no reason for nintendo to push their new hardware out early.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't the switch sell that much in 24h?

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      At some point, probably.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve get 30% of every game and micro-transaction on Steam.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not surprised they make you spend money to "upgrade" your profile, but I am surprised there's retards that defend them.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You will never have sex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reduced to absolute cope
      I accept your chudcession.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steamdeck is cool. But I barely use mine.
    It's too big to be a portable device and the docking capabilities aren't there to replace a desktop. It also doesn't really have the capabilities to replace a laptop.
    So, it can't do portable gaming, can't do desktop gaming well, and I can't use it as a PC on the go. I'm not sure where it slots into my daily life other than a hobby device to tinker with.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much would the switch have sold if you could only buy it from the 3ds/wiiu eshop?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      About as well as the Deck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the n64 controllers that are only avaliable to switch online players, who have to buy it from their store, is constantly sold out
      not a good argument

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a number?

        [...]

        What does UMPC mean?

        How about you look it up? Retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a number?
          all of them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all of them
            How many?

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Value and numbers both stick, retard. I'm able to remember both, whereas you don't. What job did you have in the 90s, anon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they don't.
      Which is why when old people convert to the currency they grew up with, they use the original exchange rate instead of the one that uses inflation.
      Why are you zoomertrannies so retarded?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except I do remember that games used to be more expensive, which I demonstrated when I informed you that games used to be more expensive, which you didn't know. Couldn't tell me what job you had in the 90s? No argument? I accept your chudcession, zoomer retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, nobody ever does that.
          Which is why people complain about price increases so much.

  74. 2 months ago
    Boco

    [...]

    What does UMPC mean?

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >iphones still exist
    >smartphones will stop selling

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I could be shown data and still not believe the PS5 is selling as much as the Switch. I have seen other people with Switchs. I have seen a PS5 maybe once.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats UK only. Worldwide I'm sure its a different story.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait more to get it
    Just let me fucking buy it goddamnit.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >windows phones died
    >this means all smartphones will die

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a steam deck reservation
    >decide to save up 600€ while in queue so I can buy it
    >the queue is so long that I lost interest and ended up spending all the money on hookers
    >when it was my turn to buy it I had no money left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you had genital warts to remember it by

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 million
    Even the Game Gear sold more the first couple of months kek. These are some N-Gage numbers right there lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's closer to the virtual boy than the Wii U, kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ENJOYED THE WII U
        FUCK ALL OF YOU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are you enjoying Elden Ring on the Switch? What about Cyberpunk 2077?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoying trash
        I'm happier not playing garbage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you play Nintendo games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoying trash
        I'm happier not playing garbage

        Yet you play Nintendo games.

        Annihilated kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Please delete
          Cucksole sisters I need backup

          Same fagging so hard muist get tiring Gabechud

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cucksolefag doesn't even know what samefagging means
            Sasuga

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't even deny it
              Must be hard being a PCfag

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still doesn't know what samefagging means
                No wonder everyone considers cucksolefags subhuman.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So unorginal they cant even come up with their own terms
                pathetic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a cucksolefag, nobody even considers you to be smarter than a literal monkey.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's closer to the virtual boy than the Wii U, kek

      I am now demoralized. I will cancel my steam deck order and purchase a nintendo switch instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually how many pcs are there? That's the library for it

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are actually pretending 1 million is a lot for hardware
    Kek, so much for the year of Linux gaming.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You're a zoomerchud desperately trying to pretend to be an oldfag.
    Did you know that games used to be more expensive?

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >and considering how obsessed with emulators gabentrannies are, you agree as well 😉
    Considering how obsessed you are with the Steam Deck seeing as you're in literally every Deck thread despite repeatedly being banned, you agree that it's better than the Switch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seem upset.
      why?

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KDE confirms over 1mil shipped.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You said that people being obsessed with emulating Nintendo games proves how good they are, which makes some amount of sense, and also applies to you being in literally every single Steam Deck thread despite repeatedly being banned. You were even banned within this thread and yet you came back for more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so mad?

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks so uncomfy

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool about 2 million more and it might even stack up to the PSP lol

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is extremely little, holy shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that is only slightly better than the n-gage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't buy a deck in retail stores.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought steam was so big and popular?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah? What does have to do with my post?

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who else would be obsessed with Steam Deck threads if not a Steam Deck fan? 😉

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To make sure you don't think people think the deck is good 😉

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And why are you so obsessed with people's perception of the Steam Deck, chud? 😉

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just fixing it, gabenchud 😉
          sorry not sorry for upsetting you XD

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People who do not identify with the sex they were assigned at birth are three to six times as likely to be autistic as cisgender people are, according to the largest study yet to examine the connection.
            😉

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, and the transition deck is made for autistic "women".
              So perfect for you!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The same" transition deck" you're so obsessed with? 😉

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >no argument
    I accept your chudcession.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >You're a zoomerchud desperately trying to pretend to be an oldfag.
      Did you know that games used to be more expensive?

      >no argument
      I accept your chudcession.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You admitted you were obsessed with the Steam Deck "to make sure you don't think people think the deck is good"

    To make sure you don't think people think the deck is good 😉

    So far you're doing an excellent job letting people know trannies like yourself dislike the Steam Deck. 😉

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Why are gabentrannies so obsessed? XD
      Obsessed with posting in Steam Deck threads, you mean? 😉

      Please delete
      Cucksole sisters I need backup

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why are gabentrannies so obsessed? XD
    Obsessed with posting in Steam Deck threads, you mean? 😉

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO CARES ABOUT THE DECK SALES

    WHY DOES VALVE FUND KDE INSTEAD OF GNOME??????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gnome is garbage

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait how in the fuck? I genuinely thought it was still in the 250k~ range.

    No wonder devs are beginning to shill this now as well.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are gabentrannies so obsessed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back after being banned again, tendiechud? 😉

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He just enjoys getting BTFO'd humiliated and his posts nuked thread after thread, he's that much of a beta sissy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I accept his chudcession.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek he just enjoys getting humiliated, are all cucksolefags this buckbroken?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He just enjoys getting BTFO'd humiliated and his posts nuked thread after thread, he's that much of a beta sissy.

              Well then, obviously you don't mind these posts.
              I guess I can continue them in other deck threads then 😉

              Bump!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Back after being banned again, tendiechud? 😉

          >gabentrannies seething that their chudjannies can't protect their precious threads, despite this being /gabengaf/
          Kek

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Past 500 posts
    >Bump!
    Lmoa cucksole sissies.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm creating the ultimate gaming console so I can put a STOP to gaming on consoles

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