Steam Deck is Dead

Honestly i am surprised the fad has lasted as long as it had, you know the win 4 is coming and everything about it is better and can do more and is basically the Second Coming of the PSP. So what the price is expensive, don't complain about Valve cutting corners at every turn to provide you a facade.
If the deck isn't getting a refresh by april of next year I imagine the momentum finally gone.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tianenmen square, chink shill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >OP immediately stops posting
      No way lol that actually fricking worked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        >OP actually never came back
        holy shit bros I think he's in a prison camp now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys buy this product thats cheaper and worse than another product

      Why does western Taiwan try to deny the modern day concentration camps, the slave labour camps, the baby organ harvesting, the child kidnapping and the execution of anyone that says anything about the CCP

      also they payed a bunch of youtubers to live in a fake city full of people who were held hostage to pretend to be happy

      >OP immediately stops posting
      No way lol that actually fricking worked

      kek
      >OP actually never came back
      holy shit bros I think he's in a prison camp now

      It reallly iis so easy to out the newbies.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on gdp products

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much revitalized UMPCs throughout the mid-late 2010s through successful crowdfunding campaigns. Really cool niche devices, but also expensive due to not being sold at a loss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty much revitalized UMPC
        Wow it's a knockoff of the Pandora Pyra

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did that thing ever release?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The Pandora did. The Pyra however has been in development hell for 8 FRICKING YEARS. LOL.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4th time's the charm. Buy this overpriced thing so they can drop the 5 three months from now?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys buy this product thats cheaper and worse than another product

    Why does western Taiwan try to deny the modern day concentration camps, the slave labour camps, the baby organ harvesting, the child kidnapping and the execution of anyone that says anything about the CCP

    also they payed a bunch of youtubers to live in a fake city full of people who were held hostage to pretend to be happy

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but this is a "Valve wins without doing anything" scenario, just like the extremely forced Epic Games rivalry that nobody took seriously because the only people who post positively about EGS on Ganker are a small number of easily identifiable spammers (like the guy who would use the word "steamie" in every other post during the height of EGS spam threads). Basically, I hate to break it to you but there's a reason that 99.9% of Ganker never heard of GPD Win and AYANEO before you people started desperately shilling them in response to Steam Deck discussion. Even now, Steam Deck is the only context in which they're ever mentioned. And you know why. It's because Steam Deck won. And I'm not even saying this as a """fan""" of Steam Deck. I don't personally care. I'm just saying. I'd bet most of the people who are interested in Steam Deck today didn't know they wanted a handheld PC until Steam Deck popularized the concept, and you can call them dumb normies all you want, but they're still not going to buy a GPD Win, which will be seen as a Steam Deck knock-off even though it existed first (and honestly you should blame yourself for that because your entire marketing tactic now is to compare it to Steam Deck and scream at people for having bought Steam Deck instead). Then there are the Linux gamers who bought a Steam Deck specifically because it promotes Linux gaming, and you have no hope of winning them over even if you start showing screenshots of a GPD Win running Linux. It's too late.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol it doesn't need to outsell SteamDeck to be profitable. They don't care if they "lose". Saying it's better than the deck is just good marketing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say anything about outselling. I'm just making fun of OP's butthurt.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean by lose if not failure to outsell?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Consider OP's delusions of Steam Deck being "le dead" and the fact that it's not dead, and I think you know exactly why OP and his employer are losers. He set the bar for what constitutes winning, and immediately lost because it was schizo nonsense.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post the thickness. I could need a good laugh

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is optical finger navigation? Is it a touch pad or a camera?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's that little square thing on the right. It functions either like the tiniest touchpad or like a thinkpad nipple I'd assume.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i got my deck recently and that thing is a dream come true and i can't believe they made it so well for the prices they are offering. this thing needs to be pushed on consolegays so they can see the kind of performance and the unlocked library of games it offers

    the deck just feels like i'm playing on a much better vita that's shaped like a wii u controller, and it just seems like something a really good console company made from it's UI to even the the keyboard commands when using a controller; it's the same as PS vita and PSP
    >backspace to erase letters is "square"
    >space is "triangle"
    and i'm pretty sure nintendo was the same
    stop fricking being afraid of PC, you moronic consolegays. you NEVER have to go into desktop mode on deck and can always be on gaming mode with the console/handheld-friendly UI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      btw wii u controller is slightly more comfortable

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But I already have a GPD Win 3

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That keyboard actually looks really awesome

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tiny keyboards are basically always a gimmick. Touch screen garbage is honestly easier to use for short inputs, and you're never going to be typing an essay on something like this.

      You're better off just adding a USB port or BT and hooking up a proper keyboard that way. I've been impressed by exactly one mini keyboard in my life, and it was a 92% size one on a device that was only slightly less wide than a netbook.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >touch screen is better than any kind of keyboard
        lol nope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. These small keyboards are terrible.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, I really need a caps lock key that's the size of 3 regular keys on a tiny handheld meant for gaming, it's the main reason this will destroy all competition. Deck doesn't even have a caps lock key, dead system.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The funniest part for me is how they moved shift over for the arrow keys. Everyone knows you just make tab half-width.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. I used picrel at some point, and it was kinda garbage overall, but the keyboard felt great.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong, buttons feel way nicer to press. But they're slower. If you still had one you could test it out, I can type out a message faster on my phone. I despise touch screens as an input device, but that's just the reality.

          If the keyboard isn't big enough for touch typing, it's a waste of space that could've been spent on something useful.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually have a nice day.
    What the frick do you get out of lowering the quality of this board even further, 20 cents per post?
    Do it already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is unsalvageable, and at the very least OP's post is videogames.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Steam Deck is made for human hands. Getting sick of all these handhelds for insect people.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finally gone
    you almost didnt slip up little sperg. almost.

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