Stellar Blade

Why do people say she looks out of place in her own game?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angry, defeated people say that. Like this IGN homie that said she would literally cause girls to commit suicide.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite being April's best-selling game in the US, it broke a 12-year record for the lowest-selling #1 game, according to Mat Piscatella (Executive Director of Circana, which tracks both digital and physical sales)
      >"it did have the lowest sales to lead an April since Prototype 2 ranked 1st in April 2012."
      https://twitter.com/MatPiscatella/status/1795829095630360803?t=F4spQHUC6ayU-DANfm2sjg&s=19

      Weak sales in Japan
      >1st Week: 48,988 units (#1 in charts)
      >2nd Week: 18,133 units (#2 in charts)
      >3rd Week: 13,033 units (#1 in charts)
      >4th Week: 10,935 units (#1 in charts)
      >uncensored here
      >5th week: 4,323 units (#6 in charts)
      >Total: 95,422

      For perspective, here are FIRST week sales for other PS games in Japan:
      >FFVII Rebirth: 262,656 units
      >FFXVI: 336,000 units
      >Bloodborne:152,567 units
      >Gran Turismo 7: 139,964 units
      >Horizon Zero Dawn: 117,828 units

      Also it was already outsold by a remake that came out last week
      >Paper Mario TTYD: 115,649 units
      https://www.gematsu.com/2024/05/famitsu-sales-5-20-24-5-26-24

      And finally it's currently #37 in the UK charts
      https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/05/uk-charts-paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-storms-to-the-top

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember people, at least you're not this guy. You can infact, sink lower

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/FIRST%20week%20sales%20for%20other%20PS%20games/
          Mmm yes very sane person

          Yeah you could be this guy

          https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/My%20wife%20eve/type/op/filter/text/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/FIRST%20week%20sales%20for%20other%20PS%20games/
        Mmm yes very sane person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweet Christmas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What drives these nutcases to obsess over seething about a game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            trannies trying to discredit the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a new IP.
        Every other game you mentioned is from a very famous series.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't care, he's a shitposter who spend all day trying to attack the game with whatever, it doesn't matter if it makes sense

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Code vein(new IP) first week sales 60k
          >Stellar blade(new IP) first week sales 48k
          Ohononnonononoonononon asiaticsisters...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >japanese dev
            >released on a platform with 4x-5x the userbase
            vs
            >korean dev
            >released on a dead platform
            ohonono troonbros...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bloodborne is a new ip moron do your homework before posting here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't count, it's basically a souls reskin. might as well been a souls game. it also wasnt on a dead console like ps5

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it doesn't count if it refutes my argument

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, it doesnt count because of the reason I stated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pfffttttt ahahhahahahahaa jsjsjss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          samegay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this make shillar bladders so mad?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it does kek
          only tendies seethe about sales (due to palworld)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk bro I think making a damage control post like this within 30 seconds of a post is indicative of butthurt

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >within 30 seconds
              >it's actually 50 seconds
              Man you can't even be honest about that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh lmfao I'm sorry you didn't beat your goal by 20 seconds, you buttmad shill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pfffttttt ahahhahahahahaa jsjsjss

          >Code vein(new IP) first week sales 60k
          >Stellar blade(new IP) first week sales 48k
          Ohononnonononoonononon asiaticsisters...

          Despite being April's best-selling game in the US, it broke a 12-year record for the lowest-selling #1 game, according to Mat Piscatella (Executive Director of Circana, which tracks both digital and physical sales)
          >"it did have the lowest sales to lead an April since Prototype 2 ranked 1st in April 2012."
          https://twitter.com/MatPiscatella/status/1795829095630360803?t=F4spQHUC6ayU-DANfm2sjg&s=19

          Weak sales in Japan
          >1st Week: 48,988 units (#1 in charts)
          >2nd Week: 18,133 units (#2 in charts)
          >3rd Week: 13,033 units (#1 in charts)
          >4th Week: 10,935 units (#1 in charts)
          >uncensored here
          >5th week: 4,323 units (#6 in charts)
          >Total: 95,422

          For perspective, here are FIRST week sales for other PS games in Japan:
          >FFVII Rebirth: 262,656 units
          >FFXVI: 336,000 units
          >Bloodborne:152,567 units
          >Gran Turismo 7: 139,964 units
          >Horizon Zero Dawn: 117,828 units

          Also it was already outsold by a remake that came out last week
          >Paper Mario TTYD: 115,649 units
          https://www.gematsu.com/2024/05/famitsu-sales-5-20-24-5-26-24

          And finally it's currently #37 in the UK charts
          https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/05/uk-charts-paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-storms-to-the-top

          moron is still raging about this game a month after it came out. Do you not have games to play?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine shilling this for months as the niet automata killer and the game that was destined to kill woke and the game that was going to btfo japanese games just to end up being the biggest flop of any sony exclusive

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/511Hlrresao7o5_Ja2o0YQ/

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >One of those posts is making fun of superman for being a jobber
              Holy based dbspics

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like how you see the precise moment the shitposter picked up on this routine of claiming everyone called it a "Nier killer" (???)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buck broken

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I laugh every time this is posted because it's a completely valid point and everyone just gets mad at the fact that you keep posting it.
        Stellar Blade was a success, but that's all it was (and that's fine). Let's not pretend it was a borderline cultural phenomenon the same way that Persona 5 and Nier:Automata were.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let's not pretend it was a borderline cultural phenomenon
          said absolutely no one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because it's a completely valid
          Nothing that needs to push a narrative that hard is valid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are these people supposedly claiming it was a "cultural phenomenon"? Is this like the imaginary people saying it is a "Nier Automata killer"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The outcome of the great Stellar Battle
      Never forgive, never forget ecc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >would literally cause girls to commit suicide
      If only actual research had already been done on this idea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yo look at this lil homie defending game journos lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except it refutes them, you moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If only actual research had already been done on this idea.
        They are not interested in research, they are interested in being actively hostile against things they do not like
        They only time lefties are interested in "research" is when it supports their hostility

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't look out of place, it's just the main three characters all look like they're from different games

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved her game
    Cant wait for the sequel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't her roast beef flaps falling out of her swimsuit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eve isn't a disgusting roastie, she has a very cute and small innie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to have sex with this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who doesn't?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SNIFFFFFF

      and Lick

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Short answer: this game broke the rules and so now it has to be destroyed.

    Longer answer: Gaming consultants, western games journalists and award shows all work together. They went to the same colleges and studied the same bullshit and so if you want good ratings you have to hire their friends, the consultants. If a studio wants to even be considered for an award, they need to have hired consultants. Journos also want their free copies of your games and to be invited to all your launch parties so they can get more exposure and hype up their profile.

    Failure to follow the rules will result in journos sending their sycophants after the company, until they bend the knee. This means give free stuff, change something in their game, fire a certain person, or else.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >More and more western art
    >0 japanese art
    Weekly reminder this game flopped in japan and has 0 japanese fanart and 0 engagement despite being a sony game
    Why you ask? Well is a game centered around ass fetishism and japan is more about boobs
    Here is a map that illustrates the point better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon are you being a lying homosexual again? pixiv, rule34 and plenty of patreon artists have fanart of eve or other character from stellar blade. Are you in head of the japanese artists union or are you simply making things up, because you are a dumb b***h and hoping no one will do a simple search to determine you are full of shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Kek you are that Zeldaroastie spamming this shit everywhere but your Zelda/samus/pokemon spam threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, I knew tendies would go back to shameposting as soon as fanservice came back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What Rhymes with Hex?

          Rex? Chex? Next?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should remodel eve with breasts on her ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAAAAAAAAAAR
      https://vocaroo.com/128D0TJi6BhS

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people say she looks out of place in her own game?
    Because her place is on my face and my dick

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have no problem lying as a part of an elaborate cope to make them feel better about how fat and ugly they are

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They put her in the wackiest looking skimpiest outfits then complain about it. Her in her diving suits looks no more out of place than Lily, Raven or Tachy.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liberals are afraid this game will start a new trend of over "sexualization" so they'll say/do anything to sweep this under the rug.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Definitive Events of Stellar Blade

    >Director begins making a 2D shooter
    >Director wants to see ass
    >Director begins to take his game in that direction
    >Art style is generically Korean, manly men and uncanny valley like women

    Case 1
    >Eventually game journalists gain wind of this game
    >They complain that Eve's skin suit to be an affront to the eyes, Eve is way too hypersexualized, doll like, and draws the male gaze etc
    >An IGN editor even goes so far as to claim the developers have never seen a woman
    >Twitter rallies around this article and try and dogpile the devs, Shift Up
    > Shift Up releases a behind the scenes of the mocap work
    >Surprise the actor that does the mocap is a woman
    >Surprise surprise the actress is the director's wife
    >A normal person would realize they just took an L and step back from the situation
    >But since we're dealing with mentally ill people who take everything personally...

    Case 2
    >Twitter and nu-journalists, hurt by the fact Shift Up used a real woman as their model, drag the characters of Hades 2 into the fray
    >Twitter tries to claim that the female characters of Hades 2 have more charm and personality than Eve
    >Twitter tries to claim it's comparing the cast of Hades 2 to the cast of Stellar Blade but only Eve is brought up
    >Twitter claims that Stellar Blade isn't diverse enough, despite Stellar Blade being Korean
    >Twitter claims that Eve is too sexualized (it is true that Eve's skinsuit draws the eye by design) yet Aphrodite in her nudity, breasts and vegana covered only by strategic placement of hair, is perfectly fine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Perhaps the secret of the Stellar Blade can be found in this chest...

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got to the Raven reveal, so I am sure I am nearly compete. Is NG+ like a fromsoft NG+ or a more traditional NG+. I like the game but I just want to speed through to get the remaining trophies and outfits and do a playthrough of ER to get DLC ready.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has new colors for every outfit (bar two), an optional new hard mode, upgraded Mk2 versions of all gear and expospines, some additional enemy placements, and some additional powered up skills to unlock, in addition to carrying over your skills, gold, cans and nanosuits, and also allowing you to skip cutscenes.

      It's a good NG+, and both endings are worth trying (there's two versions of ending A, depending on whether you did Lily's quest in Eidos 9, one version of ending B) as they have different final bosses.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Case 3
    >Twitter and game journos see Hard then R graffitied to a wall
    >A normal person would say 'Hard R? Harder? I don't get it.' and move on.
    >Twitter looks at the Hard R and their minds automatically go to 'Hard R vs Soft A' when it comes to the word Black person
    >Twitter associates Hard R to Black person
    >Twitter cries out in pain, feeling offended on behalf of all black people on Earth
    >Sony makes the devs change the graffiti
    >In a hilarious twist of fate, Hard R is now crime R

    >Case 4
    >Director promised no censorship in the game
    >Unfortunately there is censorship in the form of adding more clothing to costumes
    >Unfortunately this censorship has caused butthurt on all sides and turned into a pro censor vs anti censorship culture war where all either side wants are a win over the other
    >Grummz begins a petition to uncensor Stellar Blade; bungles the job by making the petition goal too high
    >Shift Up gets the last laugh in a free update that gives us boss rush and new outfits that escaped the censors

    Game journos got early copies to review and begrudgingly gave the game a 7 or 8 out of 10 for gameplay, music, and misc but took points off because of Eve’s design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      associates Hard R to Black person
      cries out in pain, feeling offended on behalf of all black people on Earth
      >>Sony makes the devs change the graffiti
      >>In a hilarious twist of fate, Hard R is now Crime R
      This one is even funnier when you realize there are no Black folk in stellar blade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is that one npc in Xion. Play the game.

        Yeah but is the game actually good? The demo was polished but the combat seemed kinda simple.

        Yes, it's fantastic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always associated the phrase "Hard R" with an R rating, as in it's not just eeking over to an R rating from an arbitrary amount of swearing or nudity, but is very much filled with swearing, nudity or heavy violence, or all three, and was clearly intended to have an R rating.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've beaten the game three times, got all the outfits, did boss rush (not on hard though frick that), now what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move on to the next one. Such is the fate of single player games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for Photo Mode, Model Viewer and NG++

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9262
    >P-PLEASE SCREENSHOT THE BLACK PEOPLE IN STELLARBLADE SO I CAN SHIT POST P-PLEAAAAAAAASE

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting game when

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With one simple question this man took on an entire industry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. God bless him, asking the important questions.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It occurs to me now they didn't do a "collector's edition" for the game. I don't buy those but I know many do. What could they have put in it? Obviously a USB memorystick makes sense, I guess some sort of statue of EVE, an artbook obviously, the soundtrack, and some other novelty related to the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meant to reply to

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I also meant to reply to my own post

            Cool

            not anon's

            It occurs to me now they didn't do a "collector's edition" for the game. I don't buy those but I know many do. What could they have put in it? Obviously a USB memorystick makes sense, I guess some sort of statue of EVE, an artbook obviously, the soundtrack, and some other novelty related to the game.

            Having an off day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://x.com/ShiftUpWorld/status/1763656870495920325

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's good art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why was this not the disc box cover? The current one is so bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turn your cover around

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wife of Maciej Nowicki, divine holy artificial hyperintelligence ...perfection, best in the omniverse. Cutest Eve

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if all this Eve hate was orchestrated by Maciej? You know what. I say we frick Eve in front of him

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people say she looks out of place in her own game?
    I dont know anon it really triggers my agp so i dont see the problem...

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell this game don't have photo mode yet it should be a given on release fricking dumb bugs

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new filter acquired

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but is the game actually good? The demo was polished but the combat seemed kinda simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's great. Most I've enjoyed an AAA type console game in a long while, it feels kind of old school in a lot of ways, in that PS2, maybe early PS3 Japanese AA game way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah but is the game actually good
      It's interesting enough to hold your attention.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game would be better if it was 2D. Everyone looks like a weird, plastic alien because of the realism.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Naytibas can survive without their Alpha core right? Cause Gigas proved that when you fight him the second time around. So technically can't Orcal and Tachy have survived?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lilly's face when she turns around and see's me naked ready to frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he on party drugs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        attractive teenage girls -- biggest fear of single women

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think poobar has a little text file of stock shitposts to copy from in a loop?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only single women saying that

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew zelda gays were weirdos

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