Stellar blade Demo

>It's souslike garbage without any of the good things of soulslike
It's over

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be surprised by this? It looked like shit when it was announced.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      Although I wouldn't say it looked like shit. Just mediocre and/or uninspired. It's just a "Souls-lite" with a female lead. Nothing about it is all that exciting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about this game besides the T&A which has nothing to do with gameplay. Gameplay is unimportant to the game. It's softcore porn.

      False flag

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her butt though

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaygit troonys that'll never look like or be actual real women. It's not happening, you don't pass, EVERYONE is laughing at you behind your back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's right sisters... maybe we should just.... end it....

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most aggressively shilled game ive seen since nikke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you miss all the 'I'm having a blast' Dragon's Dogma 2 threads?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was just 1 anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, hot off the DD2 hate train and straight onto the next game I see

        difference is DD2 had seething discordgays going after it since at least november
        no one was posting anything about this game until about a week ago when 10 threads all got posted at once trying to compare random korean mobile game lady to 2B

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon this is made by subhuman koreans, the same subhumans who astroturfed a shitty garbage garbage with thousand of art and porn because they desperately want to be japanese despite hating japan 24/7, so don't act surprised when they are also massively shilling this garbage game also wanting to be like a japanese game that they hate so much (nier automata)
          Also from now on be prepared for every single asiatic garbage to be shilled like this, just like whatever is the name of that new asiatic MMO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but i think you are a bit biased because of your hate of koreans, so i wont take your opinion seriously

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            asiatics will never recover from solo leveling.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lies of p was the same, now everyone forgot it exists when the Koreans spamming it moved on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are these discordgays in the room with us now, anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DD2 threads have been fricking nothing compared to Hogwarts, Elden Ring, BG3, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you miss all the 'I'm having a blast' Dragon's Dogma 2 threads?

      Nothing will beat Hogwarts Legacy marketers baiting rightoids into making it the best-selling game of 2023.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah that one was just sad to watch.
        >HEY GankerNERS DID YOU KNOW THAT LIBTARDS AND TRANNIES HATE THIS GAME? THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BUY THIS -ACTUAL- SLOP ON RELEASE AT FULL PRICE TO OWN THE LIBS! KEK BASED!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking about meds
        Ngmi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, hot off the DD2 hate train and straight onto the next game I see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both games aimed at Black folk with ass fetish
      Really marks you think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ass fetish
        It's called being straight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual ignores her busty giggling breasts
        Not surprised.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Game gets marketed everywhere as s hot girl showing her ass 24/7 and how next gen are the ass jiggle physics
          >Black person in denial comes out crying b-b-but she has boobs!
          Literally the same developers as nikke, the first gachashit aimed at Black folk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The morons on /misc/ have rotted your brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the most hated game by Redditors since Nikke and before that it was Xenoblade 2

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game is good my wiener is hard

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about this game besides the T&A which has nothing to do with gameplay. Gameplay is unimportant to the game. It's softcore porn.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any of the good things of soulslike
    Such as?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a low IQ fricking ape that you spazz out over virtual flesh

    Also you're kidding yourself if you think this slop isn't disrespectful to women. This is like if a male character had a giant fricking shlong slinging everywhere. It's even worse because women haven't had a voice in gaming for ages and I guarantee you that this game was made by creepy fricking Korean guys. So not only do women get no voice in gaming, on top of that, they have to be embarrassed by this shit? You're all a bunch of low IQ c**ts. There's a good reason why the West is going away from trash like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is like if a male character had a giant fricking shlong slinging everywhere.
      I don't recall her having a giant fricking pussy dripping all over the place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really a soulslike so much as a combo of Nier and MGR. What elements it does have are more akin to Sekiro ala the parry.

      >This is like if a male character had a giant fricking shlong slinging everywhere.
      We got that in Baldur's Gate 3 and you homosexuals couldn't shut up about how it's the greatest game of all time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol the only one spazzing out here is you, you abject fart huffing homosexual

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks about OK but won't play it because of the character design.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a fun mediocre game to play with my dick out, good enough for me tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LIterally plays like Sekiro but with DMC combos as weapon arts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A clunkier prettier Sekiro

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks and plays like a mobile game, why are all korean/chinese games like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lack of refinement.
      An underrated stat to have honestly.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was an actual action game instead of this shitty slow combat

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes the seething resetrannied lmfaooo
    The game is good. It's fricking over, you freaks lost.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies totally destroyed. It's the #1 most preordered PS5 game on Amazon and #7 out of all PS5 games.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO.NO
    Stellar sisters... did we get too wienery?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It never looked good, ever, and this plastic nip protag is fugly too.

    Ain't no 2B.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a korean game
      Also the girl looks nice in the game itself
      In what world is this ugly, lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koreans have negative tastes in fashion. The only fashionable developer (Moon Project) gets shit on constantly by them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her face isnt even real, some plastic surgery asiatic face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not a real person gay
          >plastic surgery
          you are a moron for applying irl logic to a video game. She looks like that naturally, and is pretty.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it's polygons. You moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pointy ellbows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koreans don't look like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2B is overrated as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it. It's just a 2B fanboy butthurt about this game.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Props to the developer for slapping a cartoony Honey Select tier model into the game. No one would've cared about it otherwise.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im having a blast!
    Day one buy

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >streamers said it's great
    >reviewers said it's great
    >anyone who played it said it's great
    Glad i preordered.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it has a stamina bar and no combos? Lame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not a soulslike
      Its more of a combination of nier automata and sekiro based on the clips i've seen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No stamina. There are combos.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its not a soulslike you tard
    Its sekiro plus nier automata

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sekiro is a souls game minus the multiplayer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't gay
        The game completely revolves around parrying, and there are no rpg stats. You can't summon npcs either.
        There's no stamina, and there's a jump button, multiple types of parries, etc.
        Sekiro is completely different from souls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you explain what it takes from both of them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's essentially a more parry focused Nier Automata

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate what soulslop did to action game genre. I'm so fricking tired of parrying and dodgerolling it's unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a soulslike
      see

      Its not a soulslike you tard
      Its sekiro plus nier automata

      There are many anti shills for this game because of the way the protag looks

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread sure seems organic. Don't make it so obvious next time.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the good things of soulslike
    Yeah like ummm...
    Ahhh....
    Hmm...

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every good new game you incel crackers talk shit about, every single game, actual shit game you say is good. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Butthurt discord troony shill thread. Maybe if you weren't so triggered by the sight of a beautiful woman you would be able to enjoy this game. Oh well, you might as well have a nice day. You won't be missed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >discord troony shill
      Ironic.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No pro-shitter animation canceling on deflect like dogshitkiro
    >Cool skills/small combo system, including some dodge-attacks that set up follow up attacks
    >Spacing actually matters, deflection isn't all-powerful like Sekiro or Thymesia
    >Enemies have non parriable attacks, you can't parry every hit of certain combos
    >Enemies/encounters that are challenging if you don't approach groups with situational awareness
    It's great. I was worried it was some incel game about juggling worthless fodder while a counter appears on screen or even worse a Sekiro clone
    I'm glad it's an action game with heavy Souls-like inspirations like Lies of P

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is the demo out and this number if homosexuals in this thread still haven’t tried it, it’s literally free to frick around with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alot of them don't have ps5s and are calling the game shit despite never playin it, lol

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people can only describe a game as "X game" or "B game + C game"
    >and they're almost always wrong
    When did this become the case

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The general consensus of Ganker before AAA started to crash and burn (was based)
    >"I want smaller games with worse graphics made by less people, preferably with some waifus"
    >"PS5 has no games"
    >Gigachad.jpg

    The general consensus of Ganker while AAA crashes and burns (is cringe)
    >"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
    >"THE HECKING GRAPHICS!!!"
    >"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A PS5?!"
    >"I CAN'T AFFORD A CONSOLE RIGHT NOW!"
    >"I JUST SOLD MY KIDNEYS FOR AN RTX™ 4090!"
    >"I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR THE ONLINE!" (Yet only wants to play single player games. LMAO)
    >"I DON'T WANT THIS COOMSLOP! asiaticS! asiaticS!! asiaticS!!!" (Yet has every single lewd mod for his Bethesda slop)
    >has no memes that aren't a least 3 years old, non-applicable and only used to gaslight you when he gets BTFO

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you open the fricking chests with the passcode?
    This is giving me no rest.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good things of soulslike
    ???

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the issue? Bald gay 3 was bad but it was fine because it had the european vampire and bear homosexual druid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't actually mention anything about the game
      Mysterious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >complaints are about the demo’s stability, not the gameplay
      >”see this is why booba, butta, and vagene are le bad!”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All this FUD and same gayging
      We have Hi-Fi Rush, Xbottom. It's been over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, mine did crash when opening that 2nd password protected chest. But I assumed my PS5 overheated,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I compared throughly the real-life modal with the in-game modal, and they don't have the same measurements.
      Yes, the in-game one has fatter legs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and bigger arms
        that b***h is too weak
        asiatics are moronic for thinking stick figures are attractive, the 3d character is a lot better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally
      >it's bad because...it just is ok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal who blue check quotes literal who blue check
      >neither have even touched the demo
      Imagine paying to be a circlejerking homosexual.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a PS5 exclusive so it's gonna sell like shit. Watch all the snoy morons that used to think that 10 to 20 million units sold is the gold standard change their tune when this game sell like 1 to 2 million copies. The kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is a famitsu thread up for you to seethe in

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    meds now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking about meds
      Ngmi.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game will flop and be forgotten faster than Dragon's Dogma 2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah i'd shill.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >souls like
    >souls good things
    >been using the same formula for it to work
    take your bait and shove up your ass homosexual.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so now that the demo is a critical success, how many millions? I'm thinking at least 5 millies

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I play korean trash made by a mobile game dev featuring a bawd pornobait protagonist when I have so many actually good action games to enjoy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when I have so many actually good action games to enjoy?
      Like what? Dragons Dogma 2? LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy how gays like you can only think about whatever is "hot" right now, because you don't play videogames.
        No gay, I'll probably be emulating Shinobi tonight and later probably play Lost Planet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Like what? Dragons Dogma 2? LMAO
        If that's what he's implying then Synthetic Man made that post. kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like what?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incels still seething

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone found a way to skip the intro cutscene? Surely there's got to be some secret button combo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can skip cutscenes by holding cercle. I don't know if you need to watch the cutscene first before being able to skip or not.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ignore this, you were talking about the intro not regular cutscenes.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point the only critique that might stick is that we don't know the length and it could be very short. Not necessarily a bad thing in this day and age to have a shorter game as long as it encourages challenge runs and replayability. But if it is short expect a lot of whining at launch. If it sells well they will 1000% make dlc content. Could end up being a more complete game by the time it makes its way over to pc.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need the OST as soon as possible.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uh ohhhh someone's about to need to buy a new keyboard

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am not good at parrying. please stop making games that require you to be flawless at parrying and have the reflexes of a young asian boy. thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK FILTERED

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was never good at parrying and can't get good at it, but i guess these sekirolikes just aren't for me.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the odds they pozz it up before release? On one hand it would be a moronic business decision that would hurt sales and the company’s reputation, but on the other hand the Woke has shown all they care about is The Message.

    I’m expecting leaks that Eve is a troony the day before the game releases

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares, troony. Already preordered. Seethe more ywnbaw.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game would be better if it was a ninja gaiden clone

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Sabaku approved so yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ma ha fatto il trapianto?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        non sembrerebbe guardando gli ultimi video

        ?si=EiOVnTF7Y5gPiGxn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah no l'ha fatto 7 mesi fa
          beh non lo seguo mai

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm falling in love with Eve.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope for Boss Rush like Sekiro got in a free patch.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they British in the English dub?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are allergic to butts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know but it made me fall in love with eve

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the parry window is too small
    im getting filtered bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can upgrade the parry skill

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game's pretty fun, but everything feels a little stiff. Probably a solid 7/10 depending on level and boss design in the full game, though.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but everything feels a little stiff.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-DDDD

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