Stellar Blade is GOTY.

Stellar Blade is GOTY.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a single second of gameplay of this game. Only tiddy and ass images. Main girl looks kinda boring tbh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay
      feminist buzzword

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played 106 hours and I don't think there was any gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's for the Dead or Alive audience. They never post gameplay because they don't have any.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The actual DOA games have excellent gameplay. The DOA Paradise shit is just coomer pandering. Like this game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DoA games suddenly are the peak kino of gaymplai after shitting on them for being "coomer" now that you need to shit on another game
          Your attempt to gain cred isn't working, troony.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DoA fighting games had always been respected here newbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay this gameplay that
      What are you, a troony?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the trannies always devolve every Stellar Blade thread into nothing but shitposting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post gameplay webm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How come you never ask for this in all those Nintendo porn threads?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You were right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every thread, there is gameplay posted about SB, yet every thread, a troony comes on saying there is no gameplay. hmmm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek they're trying anything to fool people into hating a game. what a miserable existence being gay must be. doomed to a life of spreading aids, playing baldur's gate 3, and screeching about hot women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the fricking trailer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As you can see gentleman, every stellar blade we have one incredible dishonest anon that got stomped over and over again, but his seething rage over this game and the fanbase it created is so huge he will not stop being a disingenuous homosexual.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her head really doesn't match the body proportions. If anything the girl you first meet when landing is hotter.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a really mediocre game to actually play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about baldur's gay 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that game actually has mechanical depth. Stellar Blade is as shallow as you are. Your porn addiction is affecting your critical thinking skills.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >queer comes out to defend xis menu simulator after talking shit about stellar based
          kek it's too easy to bait you Black folk out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bg3 has mechanical depth
          If your IQ is 80, maybe. Maybe. There are a few gimmicks and that's it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the average queer who plays that shit is unironically moronic. what do you expect. stellar blade in contrast is for white men of healthy body and mind, not on some wienertail of drugs from the troony clinic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the average queer who plays that shit is unironically moronic. what do you expect. stellar blade in contrast is for white men of healthy body and mind, not on some wienertail of drugs from the troony clinic

            >queer comes out to defend xis menu simulator after talking shit about stellar based
            kek it's too easy to bait you Black folk out

            This is coming from someone who's calling this game GOTY, by the way. Coomers lack critical thinking entirely.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >still defending xer boring queerbait game
              kek embarrasing. if you like gay sex so much just ask your uncle to frick your butthole again like when you were a little boy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is coming from someone who's calling this game GOTY, by the way. Coomers lack critical thinking entirely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody gives a frick about your opinion of the game or your opinion about anything for that matter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mechanical depth
          No it does not, as 5e is known for being objectively the most simplistic ruleset for D&D in order to please the average masses. You.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boss fights are fun, especially Raven

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife of Maciej Nowicki

    Eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, my wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A year ago I noticed the same unlisted YT video referencing Maciej Nowicki being posted across multiple (popular) boards in random threads.
      Then the name occasionally popped up in other forms, such as the OP image.
      I still don't know what's up.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh yeah this is PROBLEMATIC. feminists were right (the problem is that eve isn't jumping on my dick)

      This is coming from someone who's calling this game GOTY, by the way. Coomers lack critical thinking entirely.

      LMAO bot is broken. concession accept from whoever is running the script.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody gives a frick about your opinion of the game or your opinion about anything for that matter

        You realize that no one can take anyone who considers this GOTY seriously about anything, right? Did you ever have critical thinking or did you just shoot it out of your wiener?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody can take homosexuals afraid of hot women seriously. you have been viewed as perverted freaks by all societies across the world since the dawn of man. you like smearing shit on your dick and catching aids to spread it around. homosexuals who hate stellar blade are literally the least reasonable people to ever exist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm calling the gameplay bad. You're malding about women. You couldn't have self-owned any harder.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gameplay is.... LE BAD
              stop talking about baldur's gate in the fricking stellar blade thread moron we get it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. Stellar Blade is inferior even to action games on the PS1. You like it only because you can jerk off to it. It isn't GOTY in this world or any other.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you like it only because you can jerk off to it
                i have literally never played baldur's gate 3 in my life i have no clue what you're talking about troony. i'm not interested in your gay sex scenes for queers and other they/them misfits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literal cumbrain is also illiterate and can't stop thinking about bear wieners
                Impressive. Stellar Blade, however, will never be GOTY. Not in this reality, or in any other. It's a mechanically barebones game inferior to even OG God of War. Even fricking Maximo on the PS2 has deeper combat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, couldn't understand you with all that dick in your mouth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still thinking about dicks
                Yep. I accept your concession, coomer. Acquire critical thinking skills and play more games. Stellar Blade is more shallow than any other similar game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                try not talking with your mouth full, kid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, this game is so simple it's designed to be played with one hand on the controller and one wrapped around your wiener.

                >coomer
                i have literally never played a game with gay sex scenes in my life. that's a thing for queers addicted to baldur's gate 3 i guess

                See

                And the illiterate frogposter continues coming apart at the seams. Grim. Such is the way of the coomer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean, this game is so simple it's designed to be played with one hand on the controller and one wrapped around your wiener.
                clearly you're speaking from experience

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, I did actually play the demo. Mind numbing game.

                when did you find out you hated hot girls little guy? was it before or after you uncle raped your butthole

                I hate bad gameplay. You think only with your dick and lack critical thinking. You have a low IQ. Your frogposting is further evidence of your sub-80 IQ. You're an actual drone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More like dick numbing for your first single hand account

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You have a low IQ
                i'm not even gay though. if i were gay i'd be defending baldur's gate 3 and jacking off like a baboon to queerbait art on twitter (now X thanks based elon musk)

                None of this distracts from the fact that Stellar Blade has extremely barebones and simplistic, aka bad gameplay. The fact that you insist it's GOTY outs you as a braindead coomer and nothing else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bad gameplay for braindead coomers
                literally buy an ad nobody cares about baldur's gate 3 in here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                [...]
                None of this distracts from the fact that Stellar Blade has extremely barebones and simplistic, aka bad gameplay. The fact that you insist it's GOTY outs you as a braindead coomer and nothing else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care, homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've engaged for about an hour now, so yes, you do care. You act as if you don't now because you know you have no possible counterargument other than trying to deflect with talks of homosexuality, which ones again just goes back to the coomer mindset. You people are the most braindead Black folk on this website.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. If you were as smart as you claim you'd know this but your not because your dumb as frick. My lack of fricks given in your opinion is in the negatives but that has absolutely nothing to do with my interest in shitting on you every chance I get.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You have a low IQ
                i'm not even gay though. if i were gay i'd be defending baldur's gate 3 and jacking off like a baboon to queerbait art on twitter (now X thanks based elon musk)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when did you find out you hated hot girls little guy? was it before or after you uncle raped your butthole

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >illiterate and can't stop thinking about bear wieners
                i know gay people have on average much lower IQ scores than straight people but come on man they can still read baldur's gate 3 dialogue

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And the illiterate frogposter continues coming apart at the seams. Grim. Such is the way of the coomer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >coomer
                i have literally never played a game with gay sex scenes in my life. that's a thing for queers addicted to baldur's gate 3 i guess

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i know gay people have on average much lower IQ scores
                Wasn't bear wiener game made by a bunch of gay people? Making it, by your assertion, a low IQ product?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a mechanically barebones

                You obviously haven't played it and you're here to just shitpost. Go back to x.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stfu you're just being moronic now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. Stellar Blade has inferior gameplay to Brave Fencer Musashi on the PS1. You would know if you possessed critical thinking skills and actually played games that don't make your dick hard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing critical is how low your IQ is

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your wife is programmed to get gangbanged by dozens of strangers every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol what a perverted israeli thing to say. i can only picture the fat greasy porn addicted israelite who posted this. these are the people calling stellar blade fans coomers btw LMFAO

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me thinks Ganker only likes the game because the MC is hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is she hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're literally gay there's no point in trying to convince you eve is hot. it'd be like trying to convince a moronic kid to not eat his boogers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try the demo. The game is actually pretty good.
      If they replaced her with a dude, it's still a good game. Hot MC is just icing on the cake.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stellar Blade is GOTY
    Not so fast.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like her to ride me

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick even is this maciej nowicki shit? Some kind of zipperhead emperor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure love, you don't understand how important it is

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah for americans
    This shit flopped hard in japan lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Iceland
      >absolute whitest country in the entire world
      >prefers butts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gcj troony trying to discredit the game

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory reminder that the game flopped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New IP on a dead console
      >A coomer game on top of that
      Keep coping tendie

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stellar blade is for COOMERS
    >laugh at xim for being gay as frick
    >N-NO I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY *sobs*
    LMAOOOOOO pathetic they can't just be upfront and honest. they have to try all of these israeli rhetorical tricks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ? You people are seriously unmedicated. But keep spamming it trying to convince people that this garbage is any good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are literally gay and you have failed to contest this point. concession accepted little guy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure about goty but missed horny action kino

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish you people wouldn't fall for obvious bait so easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but gay people are literally mentally moronic so it's in their nature to be gullible

      >You have a low IQ
      i'm not even gay though. if i were gay i'd be defending baldur's gate 3 and jacking off like a baboon to queerbait art on twitter (now X thanks based elon musk)

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eve!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade or Nier Automata,
    If these two which do you anons think has a better narrative?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you call a game with this type of padding content GOTY, then either you have shit taste or gaming has finally died.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ass!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Day 41
    Stellar Blade is still censored

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FUCCCCCCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bring it to pc already please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ my wiener is exploding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      censored costume

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she okay

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her head so fricking tiny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not she's just really tall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because her head is on Raven's body in that pic.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    console warriors are moronic

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eve owes me sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get in line

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you owe me sex too

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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