Stellarbros? I thought we won? WTF

Stellarbros? I thought we won? WTF

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seem over 9999 threads about this game sales, controversies and censorchip and yet i never a single world about what it is about or how it plays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting Ganker to make a thread about actual gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker doesn't talk about any games, just the culture wars around them. This game is a mediocre souls clone, its worse than any of the actual souls games and aside from having a bawd as the player character its pretty forgettable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, it being forgettable is precisely because it's Souslike, which is a fake subgenre who's only goal is the same as Skyrim's: making casuals think they are playing a hardcore game when they are actually just playing a braindead game with zero difficulty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting Ganker to make a thread about actual gameplay

        Ganker doesn't talk about any games, just the culture wars around them. This game is a mediocre souls clone, its worse than any of the actual souls games and aside from having a bawd as the player character its pretty forgettable.

        I think you're just moronic because I've seen both complaints and praise about it being a soulslike.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Sekiro but slower and jankier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yet i never a single world about what it is about or how it plays
        Then you must be stupid because there's been plenty of threads about it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no threads about it. There's some threads that have a dozen posts that include it, while every other post is just coom shit or sales failings and coomers getting mad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you are in every single Stellar Blade thread, even the ones where people are talking about the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, just like Nier Automata, and yet no one seemed to complain.
        What is the problem here then?
        I bet it's not that Ganker is constantly raided by a certain subreddit of mentally unstable american transexuals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s bullshit because you’re in every stellar blade thread so when you do see it you ignore it. As you are in every thread you will recognize this-
        Play the demo. Don’t have a ps? Then sit on your hands and wait for the port- then play the demo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's shit. A ton of time spent walking and listening to unskippable dialogue or running between the few short combat encounters. It has a ton of time wasting mechanics, by intention, with the goal of inflating playtime and driving the players to farm for upgrades that skip those bullshit time wasting mechanics. It has one of those shitty upgrade systems where you can't really play combat in the way its designed until late game when you've unlocked everything. Until then, everything is a dull, single button mash to victory.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > It has one of those shitty upgrade systems where you can't really play combat in the way its designed until late game when you've unlocked everything
          Not like that prevented the casuals here from worshipping MGR.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to upgrade anything in MGR, what are you even talking about.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person you get basic moves like defensive offense from upgrading.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you don't need to upgrade anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you do, you need to unlock the majority of the moves there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTaOHX8kEkD79T8UWID6xFovFIyD7WKpI
                No you don't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black person you need to fricking buy them with battle points, and defensive offense specifically is a pretty fricking huge one because it's the only way to avoid being hit by unparriable moves.
                Not to mention the ability to parry while in the air.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all, but where does he use that skill in those videos?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game is extremely unremarkable albeit solid, nothing in regards stands out aside the coomer shit

        So, just like Nier Automata, and yet no one seemed to complain.
        What is the problem here then?
        I bet it's not that Ganker is constantly raided by a certain subreddit of mentally unstable american transexuals.

        While Automata gameplay is average. The set pieces, world, characters and overall atmosphere makes it a memorable game.

        >find this hotter than unedited
        Bros, is it over for me…?

        Nah, it's more erotic when you leave things to imagination.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody actually cares about Stellar Blade as a game. Ganker latched onto it because of culture war nonsense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find this hotter than unedited
      Bros, is it over for me…?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prototype 2
    reeeee

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You aren’t a stellarbro. You aren’t a bro at all. Just another salty dipshit malding at a good game.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just cope because they don’t like that the boobie game sold well. Also, if you are saying it had the worst April sales then you’re also saying everything else did way worse. Just admit Pizzatella that it’s a downturn and Stellar Blade stayed on top because of ass and tities

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flopped
    >when they've already announced a PC port and a sequel
    Maybe it's time to realize that these numbers are from physical sales and that physical is dying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of flops anounce pc ports. they dont cost much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PC ports don't tend to save actual flops, anon. Just look at Flopspoken or Flopstars.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ninteBlack folk have to cope after spamming their fricking idiot physical sales in japan for a whole month

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking the hundredth korean made, unreal generated tech demo of a sekiro clone coomerbait would be long term successful
    the only one that got it right was Lies of P and that starred a twink

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hundredth
      Name the other 98

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? Does this affect your moms pension fund or something? Why are you fricking obsessed with this?

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