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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do blocky pubes look like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blocks of sand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      television static

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    white male bros.....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes tanned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does he look white to you? If anything this is brown bois getting btfo.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS FRICKING OVER

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steve is canonically gay

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were siblings

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: homosexuality is scientifically bad and promoting it is doing a disservice to society

    >1. Gay sex spreads deadly and incurable diseases
    Homosexuals are 4% of the US population but account for 81% of new AIDS cases (HIV and Men, cdc.gov) and 83% of primary and secondary syphilis cases in the United States (Sexually Transmitted Disesases, cdc.gov). AIDS is still a serious disease despite billions of dollars of research into finding treatment for it; existing antiretroviral drugs for AIDS cause deadly side-effects like kidney failure. Syphilis is also a serious disease that can cause heart failure and brain problems.

    >2. Homosexuals are far more likely to molest children than straight people
    1 in 4 girls are molested as children and 1 in 13 boys are molested as children (Fast Facts: Preventing Child Sexual Abuse, cdc.gov). Since homosexuals are only 4% of the US population, only 1 in 100 boys would be molested as children if homosexuals molested children at the same rate as straight men (1 / 4 × 4% = 0.01). There is huge overrepresentation among homosexuals and pedophiles.

    >3. Homosexuality reduces social cohesion
    Countries that ban homosexuality actually have more "bromance" than countries that tolerate homosexuality. Men can bond without the suspicion that the other man only wants to have sex with them. Boys can also be raised more closely with men because there is less risk of them being a child molester. Male role models are necessary for a high-trust society and you have a socially-isolated behavioral sink whenever homosexuality becomes prevalent.

    Sources:
    >HIV and Men, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
    https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/men/index.html
    >Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
    https://www.cdc.gov/msmhealth/STD.htm
    >Fast Facts: Preventing Child Sexual Abuse, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
    https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/childsexualabuse/fastfact.html

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows homosexuals need to be killed off into extinction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to kill anyone, you just need the media to stop promoting homosexuality and the natural social pressure against homosexuality can take over once more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree so all of our violent rage should be pushed straight at, Larry Fink, Blackrock, big corporations, the liberal media, and Democrats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think all prevailing conventional wisdom and public consensus bends toward the opposite conclusion? Could it be you are not being entirely honest?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mojang isn't whitewashing Steve in promo-art anymore? Based. Don't know why they would whitewash him when he is obviously brown-skin in game.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steve is GAY and Alex is TRANS

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they didn't make it steve and herobrine
    i would be dissapointed but i nearly forgot how shit modern minecraft is.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was it ever confirmed if alex is straight up meant to be ambigous since theyre literally and obviously based on jeb but are treated as female most of the time

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alex is a dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your mom is a dude

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers unironically ship them hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as they should

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a beard it's a big goofy smile and you will never convince me otherwise

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she won

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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