>still no update

>still no update
it's been almost 3 years now

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take the money and milk it till it dries too.
    Worked for Minecraft

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe they released this game 5 years ago and they haven’t given so much as a bug fix. At least they have a nice horse for their studio.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it's sad
    the game is pretty fun, but they've pretty much completely dropped it
    I wonder what causes people to do that to their own creation. Is it just burnout?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY ALREADY GOT PAID, MOTHERFUCKER, HOLY SHIT
      STOP GIVING PEOPLE MONEY BEFORE THEY DELIVER THE PRODUCT AND IT WILL NEVER BE AN ISSUE AGAIN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      going from a nobody code monkey to a multi millonare over night changes peoples priorities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they got their money
      they live in a comfortable scandi country
      they were just two nerds who this is arguably their first game ever, who struck gold and have no idea what they're doing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Money ruin people. Turn them into scammers, israelites, greedy assholes, anything but a good person. You need a heart of gold to withstand it, and indie devs are usually already homosexuals to begin with.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who doesn't care? I had alot of fun with the game. I had a full experience even. I dont need some dollar store update to "get me back" It was fun and now its past, good games will continue to come out. Its okay boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can both enjoy the game and hate the devs for not updating the game, it doesn't contradict itself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it does.

        >We want a game to be released good no updates
        >update the damn game

        Its like pick one lol, the game wasnt broken so nothing was any more necessary than the "bugs" we had in games without updates.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're missing the part where the game is labelled as 'early access', which gives the impression that it's still not complete.

          If they just released a 1.0 game of a handful of zones and said they would add other zones in later as DLC or free updates nobody would have cared and it would have gone as you said, but that isn't the case for valheim and many such games these days.
          either way though fuck EA games, I've maybe bought one in the past 2-3 years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            steam even says on the page of every Early Access game "bro this game is early access be aware that the devs might not update this shit ever again so dont buy it if you cant accept that
            speaking of which, from the store page, the devs updated their description
            >Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?
            >“We don’t know. We’re currently working on our seventh biome, the Ashlands, and after that we have one more to complete (the Deep North) before we’ll consider the game to be version 1.0. It’s a pretty safe bet to say that Valheim will be in active development for at least another two years (counting from January 2023). Aside from the large biome updates, we also want to add smaller updates to fill out the game.”

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bro they are rich and ran with the money, they don't need you to defend them, they are already swimming in money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                having seen a real early access scam, no.
                valheim is not a scam

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they literally dropped all of their roadmap lmao you fucking moron. god damn gamers deserve getting taken advantage of

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >barebones game
                >updates at a snails pace
                >years later and game is barely different
                literally the same as valheim

                they got their money
                they live in a comfortable scandi country
                they were just two nerds who this is arguably their first game ever, who struck gold and have no idea what they're doing

                >only 2 nerds
                >first game ever
                both completely false.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >both completely false.
                what other games did they make?
                how many people were working on the game when it launched? I know they have like 10 people now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what other game did they make?
                cba to look for other devs especially since I gotta log into linkedIn but the lead dev has multiple games under his resume.
                >how many people were working on the game when it launched?
                5. Team grew to 10 by the time hearth home was released or announced. To put it in perspective, Subnautica had a smaller team than Iron Gate lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only one
      yes. you're the only one in the whole wide world, you special snowflake. Have an upvote

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank bruv +rep

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people were RAVING about this game, i had a friend buy this for me because he NEEDED ME to play with them, and the first couple hours were so unenjoyable I wondered if the whole thing was a huge social experiment to see if people would play trash if enough positive buzz surrounded it

    i eventually understood the appeal but it's a jankfest and i really don't like it overall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people were RAVING about this game
      kek they really were
      This shit was treated like the second, third, and fourth coming. It was like it came to earth on a winged horse with an angelic choir serenading its arrival. I've honestly never been so underwhelmed. I think this was one of those mass delusion things.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it would seem the people you surround yourself are morons..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder why...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope this homosexual dies a slow agonizing death in a hospital

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a comfy game with unique building mechanics when it came out. I hadn't had a game that needed support beams or needed actual ventilation for your fires. The begining of the game is great, its only when you start getting into iron when the slog hits of how much of a grind repeat it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's got great casual building mechanics, and great atmosphere. The dungeons are pretty lame but its fun if you reduce the grind with mods

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's impressive. I ripped off a lot of their design decisions in an attempt to make deus ex imitation. These dudes are trying very hard to make a success but they have no work ethic. I can beat them. I can become a rich man just like them. And I'm going to prove it can be a viable product without reliance on journalist wankery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck anon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I asked Ganker if I should buy this game like 2-2.5 years ago. And Ganker told me that the devs are abandoning working on it.

    So thanks Ganker. I dodged a bullet thanks to everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >devs are abandoning working on it.
      But they didn't? Just read through https://www.valheimgame.com/news/

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But... they are releasing updates? At a snail's pace, sure, but they did add new stuff since the game released - Mistlands, Hildir and her quest line, magic staves and new enemies. They're working on Ashlands atm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shh, let these homosexuals get mad about a good game not "being enough" the non grass touch types lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have they improved the performance? I remember building a town in creative and then having massive lag whenever I would approach it.

      never trust the sw*des

      >never trust the sw*des
      Holy quints of truth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did, the issue was the way the game saved terrain. It saved the modifications to the terrain, so each time you flattened terrain for a building it was saving a gorillion changes to the terrain and re-applying them to the initially generated each time it loaded the area.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They actually fixed that? Excellent, that was always causing pointless paranoia in the back of my mind.
          >fuck am I messing with the terrain too much here?
          Is not something you want to be worried about when building shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It drastically reduced lag in over-developed areas, but if you push it too far you'll still probably get a lot of lag. There's only so much you can optimize before it turns into a matter of overloading the engine/CPU.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never trust the sw*des

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Czeched

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sweden btfo for all eternity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have been made an honorary mod of /int/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >check back after an hour after posting hate comment about the swedes(justified)
      >all these (You)s
      >????
      >oh
      but yea fuck these swedish dev teams. lazy ass jobbers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lazy ass jobbers.
        But that's... not... applicable here?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stfu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YA SEE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quints of truth

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s crazy to me that a nagger OP can just blatantly lie, and not one homosexual will take the 10 seconds to check google before jumping off the retard cliff with him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Ganker for ya

      never trust the sw*des

      Checked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's standard on Ganker. post fake statement, bonus points if you add some e-celebs or journos face to it and claim that they said it, and watch the Gankertards all speak confidently about how true the fake statement is

      P.S.
      Bonus points if you photoshop a fake tweet from someone Ganker hates, like Jason Schreier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is all this site has been lately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the only way the mods can boost engagement anymore

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at our horse
    our horse is amazing
    give it a lick
    >it tastes just like failure

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Mistlands come out like a few months ago?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A year ago

      https://i.imgur.com/eAyEOIh.jpg

      >still no update
      it's been almost 3 years now

      I would take actually looking at existing shit over a new biome. The copper shit being too much of a grind, and no end-game tier stuff in early biomes. Meadow biomes that spawn further from starting position should have increased chance for some end-game resource, monster, or better crypts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the best would be if they just finished whatever they are working on at the moment and then looked at the overall state of the game and touched up on things like what you mentioned

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's something I love on this shit board it's when the popularity of an obvious FOTM collapses, shills leave and the only thing left are confused idiotic consumers with cum dripping from their gaping bloody asshole trying to understand what just happened.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there an update recently-ish?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the chances of a Half Life announcement at the game awards Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      40.6%

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't care for this game, it was just another survival-crafting game identical to all the others but it was so overhyped it was insane

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Between this and V Rising which one is better in terms of the idea and delivery?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed Valheim more but V Rising is basically a complete product. The difference is VR was basically a full game they were looking for feedback on and Valheim was a partial game.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the game really really blowing up. Then it got really really quiet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah we had fun and then moved on with our lives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I notice this happening with a lot of games. Everyone plays them for hundreds of hours and does everything in the game then they stop talking about it. I bet the israelites are behind this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It just means the game lacks true replayability. When you have done everything the game has to give, there is no reason to do those things anymore.
        There is no real enjoyment in the game itself rather than the initial appeal and finishing all tasks unless you play with friends. It's a literal timesink.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retarded meme
    kys homosexual

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slopheim

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there have been updates but theyve been pretty small. i think my bigger concern with valheim is that the game is never going to shake off that early access crustiness and will stay underdeveloped and disappointing. the devs seem more focused on adding new biomes rather than polishing up the existing content like the boring as fuck leveling system or making the game less of an insane grindfest.
    i just want 3d terraria, bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game would be better with a handful of starting biomes, maybe two second-level ones, and some more early game variety in terms of gameplay. At least the last time I played everything felt the same every time. It also gets bogged down later by the slog of grinding for resources, and the lack of anything in the world that makes it feel alive, and how punishing death is when playing by yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game would be better with a handful of starting biomes, maybe two second-level ones, and some more early game variety in terms of gameplay. At least the last time I played everything felt the same every time. It also gets bogged down later by the slog of grinding for resources, and the lack of anything in the world that makes it feel alive, and how punishing death is when playing by yourself.

      >grindfest
      >how punishing death is when playing by yourself.
      its not balanced or even designed for one player, just look at how swimming works
      why does it matter if you can tread water indefinitely without losing stamina? because another guy can come back for you with a boat and pick you up if you fall overboard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because another guy can come back for you with a boat and pick you up if you fall overboard.
        The issue with a game that is only balanced for multiplayer is you have to get multiple people to play.

        If there were some special NPCs that could appear to the player in certain situations like that, it would make the game more playable as a single player experience, and that would create more reason for people to be playing it and get on to multiplayer.
        Perhaps a spirit boatman appears to you when stranded at sea and offers to save you for the cost of a boat sacrifice.
        Or a spirit offers to return your gear to you in return for having a shrine built, or an offering at an existing shrine.
        Where perhaps not making that sacrifice within some kind of time frame produces negative effects, building up to unique monsters to fight.

        Similarly if you could get NPCs that would do the drudge work of tending fields, keeping fires going, or manning defenses that would feel like a more living world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind the leveling system, losing skills on death is fucking dumb though.

      I mind copper being really fucking heavy, the nodes not breaking when they float because hitboxes are bigger than they look, and the fact its such a small upgrade over Troll. Full Bronze is not remotely worth it.
      Then you get to iron, all of its in crypts and its boring as hell to go through big piles of shit for iron and fight some draugr. Iron should be relocated somewhere else, and swamp be a .5 tier instead of a full tier.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine calling that one tiny update "progress" lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one
      Anon, your reading comprehension

      >devs are abandoning working on it.
      But they didn't? Just read through https://www.valheimgame.com/news/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new biome
      >new enemies
      >new items and armor
      >whole new class of weapons
      >tiny update

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        small indie team, little budget, please understand

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, its the risk you take when you buy an "early access" game. at least i still got 90+ hours worth out of it by doing a few playthroughs with friends

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They bought a horse, what more do you want?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is updated constantly. I think you people are highly retarded.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a roadmap annoucing 4 updates in a year with maaaybe some little addition, only to take a whole year to push the first update, cancel the next two, then release the fourth update a year and half after it

    Add to that the devs proudly making a steam annoucement to say they bought a horse with the money they gained instead of investing it back into hiring a person or two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >devs proudly making a steam annoucement to say they bought a horse with the money
      Based tbh, living the dream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And hearth and home is just cosmetic shit to place in your home. I dont know how it took them so long to add in a few items and a couple recipes and 1 (one) enemy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >roadmap doesn't even include finishing the fucking game
      >they're still way behind schedule
      kek. I didn't realize it was this bad. guess I'm never finishing this game. oh well the first few biomes were fun when they came out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cult of the wolf was just those ice caves 2 enemies and an armor set
      still mad

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >original mistlands was moody, spooky, yet cozy forest full of spider webs and giant skulls
    >released mistlands is ugly, foggy, no fun mess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >released mistlands is ugly, foggy, no fun mess
      They made progression as slow as possible because they wanted players to take months in mistlands so no one would ask for ashlands that will only happen somewhere in 2024(probably)
      And this is the most inexcusable shit they done

  28. 2 weeks ago
    abatap

    The closest thing you'll get to an update now is Pax Dei, aka valheim but UE5 slop and an MMO.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The base game needs a revamp. It was a great prototype but they really need to rethink some of their later biomes. They need to tune difficulty based on players in the world and tone down overall damage sponge enemies that are too deadly for how long they take to kill. Stamina needs to be less restrictive. Feels like you spend all of it dodging certain enemies. The boat needs to have wind controllable much earlier since it's a pain to travel.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very fun game, but I can't really get my buddies to play more because they don't wanna touch it until it gets a bunch more content. At this point I am tired of some of the tedium in progression, so I think I'll be finding QOL mods for my next playthrough when I get around to it. Mistlands was a mixed bag, on one hand it looked really cool, on the other the new biome is an absolute slog to traverse and constantly reminded me of the games traversal and combat aspects I hate like attack whiffs with slight vertical differences, stamina system being awkward with having to jump up everything, gjall being very fucking annoying cause hp and damage bloat in new zones, the mist being just so fucking annoying.
    The boss fight was pretty cool though. I'll probably try and do another play through in the next year.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, if you look at alpha footage you know this was destined from the start. They worked like 5-10 years for the initial early access build.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta actually dig through to find this but yea you think the slow dev time is because they got rich too fast but nope it's just genuine swedish development speed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only because mojang is slow as shit to develop you don't have to cast entire sweden into it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only because mojang
          did you already forget Fatshark?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i never knew about them in the first place

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Load up new world
    >Sacrificial Stones are right next to coastline
    >Begin building a comfy sea-side cabin without progressing through the bosses
    Yep. It's Valheim time.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I payed like 10 bucks and played it for 35-40 hours, can't remember it rn.
    Spent way too much time in the earlier stages, bossfights were atrocious hit&run with a gorillion HP, swamp was kinda shit and then I spent way too much time in the snow regions searching some metal to progress.
    All in all it kinda fizzled out and the progression in pretty lame.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    played with like 6 of my irl bros and had a bunch of mods we used. game was fucking kino as fuck

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like valheim
    >play it solo
    >get bored after a while
    >still like the game
    >wish i had friends to play with
    >dont own the game
    >notice no one else does either
    >multiplayer is just a bunch of servers all empty anyway

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The devs are the laziest pieces of shit I've ever seen in the industry. All that money they made off the initial hype and free exposure from streamers and they haven't expanded their team either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Mordhau devs are worse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        project zomboid takes the cake for me.
        perpetually announcing stuff that is "coming in the update AFTER this next one" and their updates are once every 2 fucking years at best

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