it's just that it's as if he did a quick read of some mario wikipedia page and memorized certain names half-assedly and just made up his past like a teenager handing in a paper late
The whole promo was fucking surrreal. You have Jack Black cut some professional promo of loving to be Bowser, and then you have Chris Pratt who looks like he woke up 5 minutes before they were going to record and is barely coherent.
You can call them Koopers here. We don't mind
That's like calling every Chinese person Jackie Chan.
You mean you don't?
And what do you call Jackie Chan?
Why does this still upset you almost one year later OP
It's still funny as fuck
>upset
nobody was ever upset about it, it's just fucking hilarious
you are autistic
>you are only allowed to quote things if they upset you
holy autism batman
Why upset sir
Saying KOOPAS like a slur is funny.
yeah, you stomp on koopas. The issue here is..?
(in the original Mario Brothers Arcade Game)
Yes, they did have an arcade version of SMB. I don't know why people have such a hateboner for Chris.
it's just that it's as if he did a quick read of some mario wikipedia page and memorized certain names half-assedly and just made up his past like a teenager handing in a paper late
those are called shellcreepers althoughbeit
Not in Vs. Super Mario Bros.
>People making fun of him for this and saying he'll be awful
>He was okay and actually does respect the series a lot
perchance he might be crushing the turtles as well
mfw I stomp the koopa
Koopas get the Doc
>Shane spent hours at the laundromat stomping... KOOPAS! Miss that little nagger like you wouldn't believe.
Isn't goombas a slang for naggers? Maybe he wanted to say that
this must be the case, i think chris was showing his power level to us
It’s slang for Italian shit
>getting upset because someone who has had their covid vaccination making a simple mistake
That's Garfieldman
he's so cool
SHUT UP YONG YOU LOST!
The whole promo was fucking surrreal. You have Jack Black cut some professional promo of loving to be Bowser, and then you have Chris Pratt who looks like he woke up 5 minutes before they were going to record and is barely coherent.
>ended up sounding better as Mario than the wowie zowie guy in Wonder
>Mario is Italian
>goomba is derogatory slang for Italians
What did Japan mean by this?
Nintendo of America's landlord at the time was some asshole Italian named Mario so they filled the game with Italian stereotypes and derogatory slurs.
STOMPING NIGGPAS
if he said it correctly this would be 100% forgotten, he's brilliant at marketing
BRAVO CHRIS!