Stop buying this overpriced garbage (metroid dread). You just encourage Nintendo to develop a game w...

Stop buying this overpriced garbage (metroid dread). You just encourage Nintendo to develop a game with an outdated gameplay with an outdated graphic instead of a game with a state-of-the-art gameplay with a photorealism graphic. And it will cost you 60 bucks too.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PSSFHPSFPHFSPHFSPHPFSHPFSHPFSHPFSPHFSPHPFSHPFSHPFSPHSFPHPFSHSFHPFSH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first post, best post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, look at him go

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cannot believe it's $60
    lol

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can a single game cause this much anger from both sides?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both sides

      not quite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both sides
      wut? One side is enjoying their game while the other side is doing everything they can to stop that side from having fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both sides
      lmao
      they hate that Nintendo Switch is a hit
      they hate that nintendo switch oled is a bestseller
      they hate that nintendo has bayonetta 3
      they hate that nintendo has metroid dread

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name an alternative.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Halo Infinite, TLOU2, HL Alyx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No no. And Alternative game in the genre.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not even out yet, bad, and trapped in VR. Your 0 for 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day snoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Returnal (no joking)

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully Prime will be a cinematic game with a great graphic (don't think it will be that good like Returnal though since Switch has shit performance) so it can justify its 60 bucks tag.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. But that's besides the point. The point being they want to shitpost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing. Not "worth waiting 19 years" amazing, but amazing nonetheless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      not worth $60 though

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy this game.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another day, another seething OP...
    Dreadbros won, snoycucks lost. Simple as

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of anti-Metroid copium. Means the game is doing really well. Go frick yourself, OP.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >an outdated gameplay
    >an outdated graphic
    >a state-of-the-art gameplay
    >a photorealism graphic
    Dread shitposters are ESLs, go figure.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me it's reaching 5 million this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Europe already claims it's physical copies outsold the last highest selling Metroid. Prime 3. like 2 days after release in Europe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite. It had the best launch week in the series, previously held by Corruption. The original Prime had the highest total sales.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Metroid ended up among the top 10 best selling franchises on Switch I'd cum buckets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        10th best selling game on Switch is at 11 million so I don't see that happening. It will still sell very, very well though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Franchises, not individual games.
          At the moment the top 10 is something like
          >Super Mario
          >Pokémon
          >Animal Crossing
          >Zelda
          >Smash
          >Splatoon
          >Ring Fit
          >Monster Hunter
          >Xenoblade
          >Among Us
          There's a big gap between Monster Hunter (7.5m) and Xenoblade (3.5m) so if Dread sells 4m+ it'd comfortably make this list.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In that case, add Minecraft and Clubhouse games to that list.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Minecraft's apparently only at 2.6m on Switch and I don't think numbers exist for Minecraft Dungeons.
              Clubhouse Games is at 3.1m so it doesn't make the list, Among Us barely beats it at 3.2m.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Xenoblade 2 has sold 3.5
            I'm so proud of 'em. We're gonna be Nintendo's next big thing behind Splatoon since ARMS didn't land quite as big, bless it's heart.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why does she have five toes?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Xenoblade 2 + Xenoblade Definitive Edition + Torna standalone has sold 3.5M

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it will be only 2 million copies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cool, especially since metroid has never been a big seller (top was prime at around 3 miilion i believe ?)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >overpriced
    Nah youre just poor

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not even playing it freely stops the seethe
    Dread not only GOTY but GOTD

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid hasn't asked me to buy cosmetic upgrades yet, so it's a 10/10

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >outdated gameplay with outdated graphics
    Honestly, I think we should go back 10 years in terms of video games innovations, games were actually fun back then. maybe 15 years

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's already 4k/120fps and cost $0, what more do you want?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >snoys resorting to begging people to stop buying Nintendo products
    keep crying, I'm buying it this week

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please cry more sony baby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Sony Babbies

      This is fricking DSP levels of incompetence.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(metroid dread)
    Thanks OP I was confused as to what you were talking about before this necessary addition to your post

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