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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I gave her harakari anemone or something and use her as main dps swirling around some shit from rest of my party members.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Useless and boring, just like the people who play this slot machine garbage.

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He can't clear content with the starter characters
      LMAO. Laugh at this shitter

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jean is one of the most useful standard banner 5 star though.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your game is boring already

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she carried me when i was new to the game and i never understood why everyone hated her
    really great healer

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But she is beautiful and useful

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Noelle >>> all healers, tanks and dpsers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you need like C5 to make Noelle viable?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        C6

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        only total newbies don't have C6 Noelle at this point

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Impregnation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection
      also this

      Impregnation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anyone remember that schizo that came to every genshin thread posting about how bikinis are an adult thing and genshin is not made for adults so it sucks or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was right, all children under 17 should be naked at the beach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about it? it's just another AI image out of the 300000 you frickers keep generating each day.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll keep doing it until I can get her dumbass from the gashit

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jean and Lisa are the best in the game. Shame a core element of the gameplay is wandering around totally desolate expanses to collect orbs like its 2006. Terrible mechanic.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Useless female knight is the best archetype

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >c"ensored" outfit
    >still a pit bawd
    LMAO stupid chinks, I win.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I turn her into a (viable) DPS?
    I keep losing the 50/50 and she's now C6. I just want her to be useful (she's useful as a VV-bot + infinite healing, but ... not much else)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you stack phys damage and get good artifacts anything is possible. Mine is a paladin type jean with phys goblet and +anemo dmg. I might go full phys in the future but i like the chunky Es and Qs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you have her C4 that gives 30-40% anemo res shred breh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In the tiniest area pssible, not to forget the ult itself pushes everything away, and Xiao pushes everything away.
        The only only option would be to level my Wanderer and slam that against larger enemies... but Faruzan is cuter and buffs on top of shredding

        If you stack phys damage and get good artifacts anything is possible. Mine is a paladin type jean with phys goblet and +anemo dmg. I might go full phys in the future but i like the chunky Es and Qs.

        I've been thinking Physical, but I just can't imagine her doing that role better than someone like Kaeya who could make use of superconduct. I feel like the Anemo / Anemo shred / VV is just completely lost if you go Physical

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          her C1 gives her the giga succ, if you have c6 you can just go full anemo and succ/ eject them out of the burst for nice damage on top of NAs, plus you can use faruzan to buff her

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gacha waifu has been useless for EIGHT YEARS, you just learn to live with it bro

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post scores

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gorgeous BBFs.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get good artifacts bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy Noelle piece

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just have good luck

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is strong and smart!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that was me.
      Took me over two years just to get C0.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still c0 Keq after all these years 🙁

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That does make sense if you were getting Jean all the time to be honest.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Keqing and Dehya to show up. I am sick of 5 star weapons and Jean-Qiqi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I just want Keqing and Dehya to show up
      Anon. . get her now so you don't regret it later.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I skipped tighnari and got his ass after his banner ended.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Same here but it was an accident.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        If you want Dehya at all then get her now while you still can. Don't go hoping to get spooked by her later.
        t. playing since release and still no Mona

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just lose all your coinflips like me and you'll end up with c4 Mona

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, I have C3 Diluc, C3 Qiqi, C2 Kek, C0 Jean and no fricking Mona. Never any Mona.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont regret rolling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get Dehya, once you eventually lose the coin flop to Dehya you'll get her C1. Keep in mind that Baizhu will also be standard so getting her will be even more difficult.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Baizhu will also be standard
        wut? why? are they going to oversaturate the standard banner on purpose now?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No idea, keep in mind it's acording to leaks and so far he's getting the same Dehya treatment, they might try to add another full rotation of characters to the standard banner at this rate.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >double the number of characters on Standard
            >still no Geo

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What would even work for a standard Geo 5-star? All the standards are pretty basic and easy to use.
              >Jean: Basic healer/cleanser with rudimentary swirl ability
              >Diluc: Basic braindead ungabunga pyro gorilla
              >Mona: Basic catalyst/nuke support with a taunt
              >Keqing: Basic movement option+charged attack spammer with Electro coordination
              >Qiq: Basic healer
              >Tighnari: Basic quickswap DPS with limited Dendro application tied to his E
              >Dehya: Basic tank that requires no thought to use so long as you don't expect big damage out of her

              What could you do for Geo to make it fit with all that? I think by nature, standard 5-stars do have to be fairly basic, simple and easy to use. Like it'd be kinda dumb if a new player rolled a standard 5-star only to find that they're the most obtuse, niche shit in the game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just add Albedo to the standard banner.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They can't do that. You can't make a limited character standard. That's not how it works. Albedo's gonna be limited forever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Of course they can. All they would have to do is ignore the b***hing of people that think pulling on his previous banners somehow means they got cheated.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's a good way to get a class action lawsuit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be a moron. Only dipshits on twitter and tiktok might actually believe this would somehow be worthy of a lawsuit. I expect autism from Ganker, not full on moronation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Digital good's value is tied directly to their limited nature, and thus money is exchanged with that in mind
                >Distributor arbitrarily makes that digital good a "standard" product, thus devaluing it
                Are you moronic?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, this is the same fricking argument that dumb fricks on social media try to push every time a game goes f2p and it never works.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the only quantifiable factor that defines Albedo's value is the fact that he's a limited character. Nothing else. If you arbitrarily change how he's distributed, you've effectively ripped off everyone who rolled for him up to that point. Digital goods have shaky standards in terms of trade and monetary value to begin with, that's why several nations have such strict regulations for them.

                Mihoyo will never make Albedo standard no matter how much you keep trying to justify it. I mean you're acting as if you have some sort of say in the matter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >wahh, you can't make a game free after I already paid for it!
                >yes we can lol, get fricked
                Has happened like a hundred times and is the same shit as what you're saying.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No it hasn't.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you literally 12? Were you not around for the shitstorm when TF2 went free to play?
                Try actually reading the Euler you accepted. Hoyo could shut down their servers tomorrow, you would lose all your characters and they would owe you nothing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you've effectively ripped off everyone who rolled for him up to that point
                Oh no
                What are you gonna do, sue them?
                lol

                TF2 players aren't morons that wasted their year's worth of salary on a bunch of polygons like most of Genshin's playerbase.
                Chinese digital good commerce laws are different from USA.
                MHY is a chinese company. Make chink playerbase mad, they sue(they did a class action lawsuit over Zhongli) or demand refunds(and they can get refunds due to their laws). That is the entire reason why Zhongli got buffed. Because enough chinks got ass mad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >TF2 players aren't morons that wasted their year's worth of salary on a bunch of polygons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >they did a class action lawsuit over Zhongli
                no they didn't
                > they can get refunds due to their laws
                no they can't

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://ipkey.eu/sites/default/files/documents/resources/PRC_E-Commerce_Law.pdf
                chink e commerce law
                Artical 21
                Where consumers apply for deposit
                refund and such application meets the conditions for deposit refund, e-commerce operators shall timely refund the same.
                Article 78 Where an e-commerce operator fails to expressly specify the method or
                procedure of deposit refund to consumers, or sets unreasonable conditions for deposit
                refund, or fails to timely refund any deposit, in violation of the provisions of Article 21 hereof, it shall be ordered by the market regulation authorities to make rectification within a prescribed time limit, and may be given a fine of ranging from RMB50,000 Yuan to RMB200,000 Yuan, or (in serious case) a fine of ranging from RMB200,000 Yuan to
                RMB500,000 Yuan.
                Basic b***h legalese translation for you white piggu.
                MHY break terms, thus consumer is in right, they demand refund. Failure to give refund means fine.
                MHY falsely advertised Zhongli based on their official chink hype stream footage and wording of him. Chinks demand refund because of article 21. Chink lawyers also use this to threaten them. And it worked because ZhongLi got buffed to unbreakable shield meme level.
                It is not because of the stupid as frick meme that it was because he was chinese god.
                Now suppose Albedo got turned to standard. They ran and reran his ass on the premise that he is a limited character every time. Ergp MHY lied. Chinks can demand refund and get uncle Xi Ping slam MHY's ass with fines.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Chink lawyers also use this to threaten them. And it worked
                no, not at all
                >It is not because of the stupid as frick meme that it was because he was chinese god.
                yes, it was.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >autism
                You understand nothing about law.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit have a nice day

                They can add albedo to standard. They can add any character to standard. Here is how:

                Replace wanderlust invocation with some other bullshit like ingenuity invocation. Boom, he’s still limited. There’s no guarantee this banner will not be replaced like wanderlust, still limited.

                Companies don’t do this not out of legal obligation, but because they don’t want to piss off their customers.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your workaround of making Albedo "standard unit" is basically putting him in a limited banner 2 alongside limited banner 1
                Congrats you blasted idiot. That is already what we got now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, can you tell me who is Putin?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Putin my balls in your mouth GOTTEM

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you've effectively ripped off everyone who rolled for him up to that point
                Oh no
                What are you gonna do, sue them?
                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking absolute moronic idiot.
                Only thing you buy is genesis crystals, no not even primogens but genesis crystals. You don't buy banners, you get to them after exchanging currency 3 times, primogens and wishes which are both occasionally given for free by the game. None of them are being devalued except banners which are like 4th in the chain.
                You have no case

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So basically nobody in this god damn world paid for Albedo banner because its impossible to do so.
                You paid for genesis crystals, which in turn you turned into primogens, whos value is completely indefinable and can be earned in game for free.
                Then you turned them into wishes which is the same thing, you also got wishes from stardust or whatever and earned them for free in game. Then you rolled for Albedo banner, the issue is you did it with completely free in game currency because Albedo doesn't cost any real money and is traded with free in game currency being wishes.
                Judge doesn't care about your autistic ramblings and throws out the case, because no law is ever broken.
                Now you know why there are so many currencies.
                They can do with Albedo whatever the frick they want, in case for any platform or region they offered to directly buy Albedo, they will just keep him in that region or platform and change it everywhere else.
                Chinese laws also doesn't apply to you.
                Chinese laws only answer to the communist regime, not to the people, people get fricked all the time.
                Chinese companies definitely doesn't answer to you, even if you sue them, what the frick are you going to do when they just ignore you and never pay you back? Exactly
                You might had somewhat of a case in other games, you have none at Genshin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What could you do for Geo to make it fit with all that
                5 star noelle. But she uses HP and EM. Crystalized becomes OP if you have her.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't roll for Dehya lmao she's very badly censored and added to the standard pool. Don't endorse such shitty censorship by willingly pulling for this shit

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Useless and boring.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She was my first 5star and I've played every day since the begining and she's still my favourite character I recently made an overworld team that uses mist splitter with chongyun c6 Bennett and candace and it was fun switching between various elements on the fly. Not exactly viable in the abyss with a team like that but whether its with raiden or xiao favonius or aquila I've always done every single abyss with her and will continue to do so til the end of the game. When i ascended her to 80-90 i leveled her to 90 naturally over nearly 2 years casually killing overworld mobs and no other character bar zhongli is even on 90. One day I'll get her c6 just 1 more to go and she'll be complete thanks for reading my blog declaring my love for Jean

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know the banners after Dehya and the Electro boy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayaka and shenhe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boring
        Looks like I won't come back to the game yet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they have to do my boy dirty with this banner?

          they hate phys and dawei is a huge ayakagay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think they hate phys. The real issue us that phts was alwats outside the element system. No reactions. Phys gets nothing out of elemental mastery.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Phys gets nothing out of elemental mastery.
              So does freeze.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True, but freeze is still a useful reaction. Phys has NO reactions. Literally all it can do is hit things. It has the same weaknesses as Geo except Geo has resonance. Geo can produce shields. Geo has gimmicks. Is Geo a good element? No. But it's still better than phys by virtue of beibg an element.

                There are two dedicated phys characters in Genshin, Xinyan and Eula. Exceot they're not phys characters. They're a Pyro and Cryo claymore user respectively with a focus on physical attacks. Because they gocus on phys, they don't much out of more reactions. Xinyan isn't good at melt, vaporize or burgeon. All she's good for is hitting things. She ignores elemental reactions. Eula, on the othet hand, can still freeze, but she's not that good at it. She can't apply freeze at a consistent, constant rate. She's no good for melt either. All she reallybdoes is hitvthings with a claymore or her burst. She can'tvdo anything else.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Phys has NO reactions
                superconduct

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Superconduct
                NTA but that's electro and cryo reaction. If the phys character isn't either of those then it needs to borrow other characters to trigger it for them. At least that's what I think that anon meant by that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                well to be fair the only 2 real phys characters are fischl and eula which are both electro and cryo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fischl is way better as off-field DPS.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fischl
                >phys
                Am I back in 1.0 or whenever the game was new?
                lmao
                Nobody uses her C1, 2, whatever it was that gave bonus phys damage while oz is inactive.

                No shit she is better as electro, she is still very much viable as phys and destroys the abyss

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fischl
                >phys
                Am I back in 1.0 or whenever the game was new?
                lmao
                Nobody uses her C1, 2, whatever it was that gave bonus phys damage while oz is inactive.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's a cryo/electro reaction. Obviously it's made for phys, but it's still reliant on other elements. Xinyan has a hard time taking advantage of it due to being pyro, but Eula actually can use it. Problem is A) it's not a good reaction and B) it limits team composition. Also, despite the seemingly hefty 40% phys resist shred, it still doesn't make phys good. I'm not even sure if a 100% shred would make it good.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Superconduct reduces phys res and shatter (freeze+geo or "heavy hits") are physical related actions
                >xinya and eula
                And Razor
                >xinyan not good at burgeon
                You'd be surprised

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Phys gets nothing out of elemental mastery.
              So does freeze.

              True, but freeze is still a useful reaction. Phys has NO reactions. Literally all it can do is hit things. It has the same weaknesses as Geo except Geo has resonance. Geo can produce shields. Geo has gimmicks. Is Geo a good element? No. But it's still better than phys by virtue of beibg an element.

              There are two dedicated phys characters in Genshin, Xinyan and Eula. Exceot they're not phys characters. They're a Pyro and Cryo claymore user respectively with a focus on physical attacks. Because they gocus on phys, they don't much out of more reactions. Xinyan isn't good at melt, vaporize or burgeon. All she's good for is hitting things. She ignores elemental reactions. Eula, on the othet hand, can still freeze, but she's not that good at it. She can't apply freeze at a consistent, constant rate. She's no good for melt either. All she reallybdoes is hitvthings with a claymore or her burst. She can'tvdo anything else.

              Bros your Shatter?

              .....I dont blame you for forgetting about Shatter, its absolute garbage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a reaction.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They don't hate phys like how they don't hate anemo dps units.
            They just completely forgot that physical damage dealers even existed.
            Razor, Eula, Xiao are old as hell characters. And Xiao only recently got indirect buffs with Faruzan. It was just about Eula's time for a cute playtoy(Mika).

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They didn't forget. The issue is that every post-Inazuma would-be phys character has infusions or conversions. If Eula had infusion, she might be a lot better. Her burst would still suck though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >If Eula had infusion
                It is my fetish to make every Eula main cry in pain with Chongyun and C6 Bennet.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >with Chongyun
                tried that before, kinda fun

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Turning Eula into Diluc/Ayaka with a meme ult fills me with perverse glee that I cannot describe.
                Like snapping her wings

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they have to do my boy dirty with this banner?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >want ayaka
        >shitty twink on banner made for useless Eula I will never pull for

        It better at least have Kuki

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hanging out with ayaka

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LGBT game

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >full party heal
    >swirl
    >literally annihilates small enemies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Small enemies aren't worth devoting a character to.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's a healer and activates Viridescent Venerer. Her support role is quite clear and usable.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but she's still a dyke

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dehya's claymore doesn't even look better on her than WGS and Stonetresher, is she forced to lose on every aspect?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have it and I think it looks pretty good on her. It's made to fit with her arm guards.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't look bad on her but compared to other dedicated weapons the drip isn't that good

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, a lot of them aren't that great. Euler's sword looks straight up goofy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Eula's claymore fits her pretty well and it was even improved in following updates with pretty waves effects on the blade reminiscent of her constellation

            Homa on Hu Tao is still peak aesthetics

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there is such a lack of feedback from her punches it's so disappointing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Feedback would be detrimental. Knockback would make her burst even more worthless.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you don't need knockback, Itto's CA spam has a lot of weight to it despite not knocking enemies away like Keqing's

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Knockback would make her burst even more worthless.
        Overload an enemy just right and Dehya will fail to hit them throughout the entire ult duration

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Overload an enemy just right
          Meaning get them to glitch out and get stuck in a falling animation in some terrain?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tan
    >Southern voice
    >Plays guitar
    >Visible toes
    >Unpopular
    Oh my God she’s perfect for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      POWER OF TEXAS

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Klee no

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Klee sex

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your wife is cute, she has a permanent place in my exploration team and she makes them go FAST

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she is in every team i make.
    she was my first 5* so she has a special place.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If only your wife comes with her sister in a package.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese Saber that Blows.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for private server to fix the quests

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