55 thoughts on “STOP POSTING SCANTY PICS OF MY DAUGHTER ONLINE”

  1. >samus, you have finally reacquired all your former capabilities and are now effectively one of the strongest beings in the galaxy.
    >but raven beak? he’s on a tier all of his own. there’s no chance in hell you will ever be able to face him on equal terms
    >you should seriously consider giving up to become his personal bird bitch for the foreseeable centuries, i mean, look at THAT! how are you not getting wet simply at the thought of his avian biceps?

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  2. YEAH?
    AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT YOU BIG BIRD BITCH?
    GET FUCKED IDIOT, I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN-
    Oh, somebody’s knocking on my door, I’ll be right back.

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  3. metroid brainlet here. is the friendly bird a different race of bird than raven beak, or are they just different tribes of the same bird race?

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  4. would you approve of tastefully dressed images of your daughter?

    I promise I’ll have her back by 7 and we will only hold hands after marriage

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