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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Samus lay eggs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No but she fricks the bird.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's her dad you sicko

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hot lucky b***h

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how about I post scanty pics of you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Acceptable. Go on.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Mr. Bird, I'll only post cute pics of her from now on.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH DEAR GOD MY DICK I WANT HER SO BADLY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Smash version

      dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Morph suit
      >Zero to no effort
      >Not bouncing on my dick
      I hate women so much

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care, I’m still pirating your daughter’s game.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus has the DNA of Grey Voice. What's this shit about her having Raven Beaks DNA?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she clearly has chad mawkin warrior genes and not nerd thoha genes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. raven beak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He literally tells you his DNA is in her you illiteral deaf twat.
      Thora DNA from Grey Voice helps control metroid DNA.
      Mawkin DNA from RB gives her crazy insane inhuman combat abilities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played it. That sounds dumb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what's dumb about that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty core to the plot, plus makes sense why Samus is so great at fighting, given Thora rejected their past violent nature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Her Chozo DNA donors are Grey Voice and Raven Beak

        Samus has two dads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Three, with her biological dad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has DNA of Gray Voice and Raven Beak but RB is such an egotist that he considers Samus to be his

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would ridley want to kill him for being samuses parent?

    y'know, if ridley and raven wasn't dead...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >then: ridley is the main antagonist
      >now ridley is the cumbawd
      Think about it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna shoot loads on her exposed toes and there's nothing you can do about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      huh, i think this is the ugliest samus ive ever seen, thanks.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the only person who could defeat raven beak is raven beak but better (samus)
    so in a way, raven beak is right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Might makes right will always be a flawless ideology, and if you disagree its only because someone slapped your shit in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no I mean in a sense that raven beak is only defeated by raven beak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Might makes right is only flawless until someone stronger than you comes along.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's the fricking poont

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He got his shit slapped in this now rejects his ideology
          You just proved me right homosexual.
          Now kneel.

          no I mean in a sense that raven beak is only defeated by raven beak

          But she is also Grey Voice too, plus Metroid.
          She isn't just Raven Beak.

          metroid brainlet here. is the friendly bird a different race of bird than raven beak, or are they just different tribes of the same bird race?

          It's assumed they are the same race of chozo, just different tribes, thus different ideologies.
          Quiet Robe, and Grey Voice (Samus's Thora DNA donor) are of the Thora tribe. They rejected their war raging past and sought to bring peace to the universe and become pacifists.
          Issue being X parasites on SR388 fricked that up.
          So Metroids were made to hunt X.
          Raven Beak is of the Mawkin tribe and gave Samus his DNA to push her fighting capabilities to the extreme. Mawkin never rejected their warrior nature, thus weren't fully trusted by the Thora, but were needed to help quell the X and later Metroid outbreaks.
          RB decides 'lmao frick you' and kills all Thora minus Quiet Robe, as he needs someone to keep metroids in check.
          To my knowledge we do not know what tribe/sect settled on Tallion IV, or who aided the Luminoth.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would you approve of tastefully dressed images of your daughter?

    I promise I'll have her back by 7 and we will only hold hands after marriage

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    metroid brainlet here. is the friendly bird a different race of bird than raven beak, or are they just different tribes of the same bird race?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’D GIVE HER A [BIG SHOT] IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH?
    AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT YOU BIG BIRD b***h?
    GET FRICKED IDIOT, I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN-
    Oh, somebody's knocking on my door, I'll be right back.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was this guy's problem? ALso did Grey Voice get retconned? I thought Samus got her Chozo genes from him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you paid attention anon, you'd notice RB states she has Thora DNA, which helps control and stablize the metroid DNA, the Mawkin (RB) for her incredibly combat abilies.
      As for GV, as far as we know, no he still gave her Thora DNA, nothing states Quiet Robe did, which would be the only other options.
      >Why is Raven Beak insane
      Power Is Everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He reminds me of the dude from JoJo that massacred his entire race in order preserve his own life as well as attempt to achieve apotheosis. Extreme megalomania. I'll have to look at the game's dialogue again, I don't remember mention of her having Chozo DNA other than Mawkin DNA. I might have paid attention and later forgot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grey Voice is in the scene that shows Samus being given the Chozo DNA transfusion. It then shows that Raven Beak only gave her DNA for the heart and right arm.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know nothing, but since it seems like I've been spoiled: did a white girl really fricked that thing? Hot

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which enemy was the biggest PITA for you? For me it was pic related.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >samus, you have finally reacquired all your former capabilities and are now effectively one of the strongest beings in the galaxy.
    >but raven beak? he's on a tier all of his own. there's no chance in hell you will ever be able to face him on equal terms
    >you should seriously consider giving up to become his personal bird b***h for the foreseeable centuries, i mean, look at THAT! how are you not getting wet simply at the thought of his avian biceps?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raven is her dad anon.

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