Straight up the most embarrassing piece of writing in any media in recent history.

Straight up the most embarrassing piece of writing in any media in recent history. Peter Parker does not know what really struggling with mental health is like. He has friends, he’s in a romantic relationship, he lives in one of the of the most expensive cities to live in, he has a good body, he he has super powers, he can literally fly if he wants at any point in his life, he can hang out in rooftops at any point in his life, he has a loving and caring aunt. Get the fuck out of there with that shit. It’s so clear to me that the writers who are highly paid themselves have never truly experienced depression.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dis nigga lookin real ZESTY

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm don’t you know that criticizing writing is for chuds? You wouldn’t want to be called that would you?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grow the fuck up and stop playing superhero shit fag

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP there are people who are much much much worse off than you that are happier than you'll ever be.
    I would never argue that material conditions have zero relevance to mental health, obviously they do, but it's not the only factor by any means.
    Also he's a fucking superhero who gets into near-death situations on a nearly daily basis. Pretty sure you're not doing that, pretty sure you just sit on your fat ass all day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also he's a fucking superhero who gets into near-death situations on a nearly daily basis. Pretty sure you're not doing that, pretty sure you just sit on your fat ass all day.
      And you just proved his point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what point? do you think the pressure of saving the world and risking your life every day is a stress-free job that doesn't cause psychological problems? and he can't talk about it with anyone because he's a "secret identity" hero.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's fucking rad, and if my BPD cunt of a girlfriend tried to tell me to stop being spider-man because her shitty book didn't sell, I would dump her.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop playing shit games and rewatch Raimi's Spiderman 2 instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Peter learns to balance Spider-Man and IRL because... uh... he REALLY wants to fuck Mary Jane, okay!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reasonable, believable and relatable motivation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as if you wouldn't lose your shit if given the opportunity to fuck Kristen Dunst

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes. sometimes that's enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a normal healthy sexuality is a powerful and normal motivator. Unlike the gross shit you do

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a superhero sucks and invites all kinds of pressure to fall on your shoulders.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First off you’re mentally disabled if you consider current year capeshit writing worthy of even this much analysis, it’s consumable garbage meant to tug at surface level emotions to sell more and nothing deeper.
    Second, claiming it’s not real depression unless the things causing it are worse than some arbitrary conditions (usually your own) is wrong as wrong can be. Just because the cause is stupid for you makes it no less real, I mean look at that dipshit who committed suicide because an AI told him to. Does the fact his worries about “overpopulation” and “climate change” were complete nonsense make him any less dead?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s in a romantic relationship
    With a man jawed tranny

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > You can't have poor mental health if you technically have a "good" life.
    So why do successful musicians always kill themselves?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs. Name one who killed themselves who was clean.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called auto erotic asphyxiation
      They jack off while strangling themselves and eventually take it too far

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He gets the shit beaten out of him by fucked up mutant father figures every couple weeks he's probably got some PTSD or whatever.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the things wrong with the game and THAT'S what you complain about? Retard.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know something is wrong with peter when he took a face surgery to see aunt may dying

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every now and then somebody who has it all just decides to kill himself, so "mental health awareness" disproportionately targets people who have good lives and plenty of money to spend.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, I would also be depressed if I lived in Clapistan

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry Miles, but I need to focus on my mental health. I'm stepping down as the friendly neighborhood Spiderman

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Diversify and Gay up New York until there's TRANS BLACK AIDS on every corner
    >Doesn't want to defend it anymore

    Be honest, wouldI sure as fuck don't.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real Spider-Man would never quit being Spider-Man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not for lack of trying.

      Peter Parker should only stop being Spiderman if he dies and anything else is character assassination.

      Nah. Shit's in line with the 60+ years worth of Peter Parker's existence. Hell, the most banal reason he's had of trying to quit being spider-man was because he wanted to just be with Gwen. Look up the six arms saga.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > He has friends,
    He does? We only know about Harry, who was previously stuck in a healing tube, becomes a super villain, then becomes a vegetable. Then there’s Octavious, who goes from mentor a super villain. Black Cat is a “friend” I guess but she’s not someone who he gets to see regularly and has a friendship with, sorta like an old friend you see like twice a year. Yuri was a work friend but now she became a vigilante, not really a friend. Oh and Miles, but if you’re twenty-five and your “best friend” is a high schooler who you tutor I’d be extremely weirded out lol.
    > he’s in a romantic relationship,
    With MJ, who he’s not with in the first game and in the second game they’ve hit a wall in their relationship regarding whether to move in.
    > he lives in one of the of the most expensive cities to live in,
    He gets evicted in the first game and in the second game has to pay off a mortgage for Aunt May’s philanthropic works. Another area of stress for Peter
    > he has a good body,
    Sure. But that’s not gonna ensure happiness. It does help
    > he he has super powers,
    And they’ve pretty much ruined his life
    > he can literally fly if he wants at any point in his life,
    Ya that’s pretty cool but I’m sure after like a month it loses its luster. Still not gonna solve depression. see pilots and alcohol
    > he can hang out in rooftops at any point in his life,
    So could you
    > he has a loving and caring aunt.
    She ded
    Regardless, Peter is not depressed, he’s just extremely stressed. Depression is for pussies who stay in bed, men of inaction and passivity.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Parker should only stop being Spiderman if he dies and anything else is character assassination.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't be depressed if you have a gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female dating standards are so out of control nowadays chances are if you have a girlfriend you're not ugly and pretty well off financially and socially.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every rich person is mentally ill and on prescription drugs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they also have sex.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta make those mental illness poor decisions somewhere.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being in a relationship means you are happy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it means you're doing well enough that a woman wants you inside her willingly yeah. ungrateful normalcunt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ahahaha, you are better off single, keep that inocence intact.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women don't fuck low energy sadfags who are depressed all the time

          Media tells them to go for the doomer vampire archetype but they find it repulsing in reality

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah dating... that's completely different than being in a relationship, for instance, women go for jocks that drink everyday, then when they marry they force them to quit sports and stay home everyday.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They just go cause its a handsome twink

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Women don't fuck low energy sadfags who are depressed all the time
            Of course they fuck. All it takes is for him to be physically attractive. Women are just as superficial, if not more so, than men.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Women don't fuck low energy sadfags who are depressed all the time
            that's a lie because that's me
            she is more depressed than me though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nobody asked you chad.
              >i am conventionally attractive and tall with a huge cock but i am still........ le sad!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have a normal penis

                That makes both of you desperate sadfags

                can't deny that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're an outlier than cause every sex haver on this site just so happens to be a demigod given flesh then sits down and tells people to
                >just b urself and touch grass 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That makes both of you desperate sadfags

                you're an outlier than cause every sex haver on this site just so happens to be a demigod given flesh then sits down and tells people to
                >just b urself and touch grass 🙂

                the trick is we live in an economically fucked country with no prospects of a better future and there are no chads that can compete with me because we are all equally fucked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah chad at least has lots of sex. he's doing fine.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That makes both of you desperate sadfags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gf made me happy and content with my how my life turned out and the future for the time in my life.
      But then she left me despite promising me a future together. And now I have fallen further into depression than I have ever been in my life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But you had sex once so it's impossible for you to feel depression!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf I’m not depressed anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm like him but me and my ex never even had sex because she didn't find me attractive and nobody else does either

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried taking a shower and brushing your teeth?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And if she stayed she would have constantly tested your worth and sanity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, the quarantine hit her fucking hard.
      Many such cases, sadly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf 'cado is a female to male tranny? now I've seen everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, this is how your average white woman bloats in a 3-5 year span.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why its a game and realism is shit. Good Art strives for idealism.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing shit games. It's simple as that.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's in a romantic relationship
    >doesn't know what struggling with mental health is like
    Heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly if youre in a healthy relationship its kinda rude

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His girlfriend does more damage to his mental health than being alone and his aunt is dead

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sound so utterly pathetic.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im not going to even bother watching a walktrough of this shit, can I get a tldr of the story?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >capeshit
      >story
      Man shoots webs

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's you new spiderman bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's some athletic nigga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am impressed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Bayonetta game lookin wild

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay black dudes are the best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like zestyman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zamn the be the face of marvel comics in 2024 and that's a good thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could move like this.
      I ways wanted to flip and breakdance. Even after working out though, I'm finding no success.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can do that shit. But when I was 15, I would go to a gym twice a week and practise flips until I didn't fall.

        Get some help from someone that knows how. Hardest thing about flips is mentally, then technique. They's not much harder for the body than just jumping up, which is why some people just pick up being able to do flips from nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any kind of game with this dude as the protag would be kino.
      problem with diversity in gaming is how fucking boring and safe all of it is, its just limp shit. Imagine playing as the most flamboyant zesty ass nigga in the world in a game, would be hilarious and soulful

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough people calling out this MJ for what she is, a sociopath.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its called forced appeal narrative bait, basically you just force in some pandering "we understand" message regardless of if it fits or makes sense.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loving and caring aunt
    lol
    lmao
    she died from a virus outbreak in the first game

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the fuck up you disgusting so*ialist. Only leftoids think this type of self guilt bullshit is compelling

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell OP has never experienced any real suffering

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the fictional male character.
    BECAUSE HE HAS THINGS I CAN NEVER ATTAIN FOR MYSELF!
    MARY SUE
    SELF INSERT
    POWER FANTASY
    WISH FULFILLMENT
    Oh but a female has those things?
    I SIMP

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread devolves into "I WOULDN'T BE SAD IF I COULD FUCK!!!! FLESH HOLE CURES SOUL!!!!!! THE ONLY LIFE EXPERIENCE I HAVE IS JERKING OFF TO PORN!!!!!!"
    Insufferable homosexuals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. sex haver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not just about sex, its about a genuine human connection, and having someone who cares about you. We are social creatures, as much as many of the visitors of this website try to deny it. It really is hard to not have a genuine relationship when you look around and see your peers effortlessly do so. I wouldn't be so quick to beat down on your fellow anons. We're all gonna make it. If you have hope and you're really trying to work on improving yourself, there is still a chance.

      Also, if you guys really hate the message of this game, hate Miles, and hate pozzing, don't fucking buy shit like this. Spiderman 2 on the PS2 is the best spiderman game anyways

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We're all gonna make it.
        its not 2011 bro. lots of men are going to die virgins alone, and a small amount of men have an unimaginable ungodly amount of sex, while a few will settle down with the worn out single mother leftovers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't give up, if you still have hope, there's still a chance. Don't worry about what other people are doing.

          After my gf left me I lost all hope. It’s been 5 months and I still think about her all day every day. Meds and therapy don’t do anything

          Hang in there anon. It took me 6 years to really get over my ex. You'll heal in time. Just don't let yourself go, mentally, physically, or with your goals. You will regret it if you give up. I know I regret those years.

          I only started feeling happy when I stopped trying to fit into normalfag circles.

          I'm not suggesting that, I'm just saying try to improve yourself and your station. Exercise, educate yourself, etc. I strongly dislike normalfags too and do not try to fit in with them. I only tried to be as outgoing and meet as many people as possible when I was in University. After that, I cut 98% of them off and don't talk to them at all anymore. No regrets. Most of them were fucking insufferable, but the few good ones I met I treasure.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon. I try to make myself feel better but it’s so hard. But I’ll keep trying because I know I’m too scared to ever kms

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is hard. I found that keeping busy as much as possible helped me think of her less. When I was alone with my thoughts, I would always think back to her. Study and/or work hard, then exercise after classes/ your shift. We're all gonna make it.

              >I'm just saying try to improve yourself and your station. Exercise, educate yourself, etc.
              No. You can shove your slave dogma up your ass.

              Do as you please. Just don't demand companionship if you won't attempt to improve yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yes i never had to try to have sex like 90% of normgroids
                >but you have to
                >because you just do okay
                >i am a good person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did have to try though. I did all of the things I am espousing to others in this thread.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes i'm sure being not ugly, tall, and having a personality that's social (which is genetic as well) was really hard man. good for you. YOU deserve sex like all the other normalcunts. the uggos DESERVE to die alone. you CAN judge a book by its cover.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not tall, I'm average looking, I forced myself to be social, it wasn't easy for me to put myself out there. But the more you do it the easier it gets, like anything in life. I don't deserve anything, and I don't think "uggos" deserve to die alone. You've got me all wrong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if any woman has willingly had sex you with you are very obviously above average in multiple ways physically. women choose who gets to have sex. they can be picky nowadays. they don't need to settle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can push yourself in many ways to become a better version of yourself, soaring above the expectations you put on yourself and others put on you. We are not static and stuck in our ways - we can change ourselves if we work hard enough towards it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm just saying try to improve yourself and your station. Exercise, educate yourself, etc.
            No. You can shove your slave dogma up your ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After my gf left me I lost all hope. It’s been 5 months and I still think about her all day every day. Meds and therapy don’t do anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spend most of my life alone
          >start dating a very cute very intelligent girl
          >quickly become codependent
          >the first and probably the last girl to truly understand me
          >cannot function without her
          >we seperate suddenly following an argument
          >continue as if nothing had ever happened, cut all contact, never think about her again

          Just have autism

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I envy your autism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >autism creates issues
              >natural detachment allows me to easily cope with these issues

              It just works

              >everyone shouting the tired leddit tier wagmi garbage is a normalcunt sex haver who's never had to try
              really makes you think.

              It's true tho
              >socially disabled but can be funny sometimes
              >decently attractive
              >girls literally force themselves on me
              I lost my virginity because a girl told me "I'm a virgin..." then acted shy for 2 weeks before her friend arranged the thing. She was normal and cute too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >attractive person gets the privilege of having sex
                really shocking stuff. really. meanwhile i will die a virgin because i dared to be born ugly. should have been an abortion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only started feeling happy when I stopped trying to fit into normalfag circles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you need to fuck a wet hole in order to feel you've "made it" then you will never make it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all of human society and culture was built on sex, the people who act this dismissive about it like you usually regularly have sex and will never get it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all of human society and culture was built on sex
            nah, you're just fucked in the head.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              none of us would be here if not for sex. it is arguably one of the most important things to have in life and lack of it drives people insane. normgroids start to panic if they go MONTHS without sex.

              You can push yourself in many ways to become a better version of yourself, soaring above the expectations you put on yourself and others put on you. We are not static and stuck in our ways - we can change ourselves if we work hard enough towards it.

              my face, height, frame, personality, and dick size are indeed all static. thanks for the hollow, tired advice that means nothing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Through a healthy diet and exercise, you can change the way your face looks significantly. Frame, not really, but you can muscles on it. Personality can absolutely change, its all about your mindset. I can't really say (nor do I want to) alot about dick sizes, but two things: if you have a microdick, tough luck. Unless you're dating a literal whore she will be fine with average size.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                personality is genetic. i lost over 100lbs and i am still ugly and women hate or ignore me.

                is not having sex why youre so insufferable?
                do you really think you would le change if you did have le sex?

                >do you really think you would le change if you did have le sex?
                yes. that's impossible though. so i never will change mentally.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Personality is not static. There are tendencies you have a higher disposition to, but personality is nurture, not nature. Look at people who are born in abject poverty, living in utter misery - they are different from those born in better countries where there is a chance for things to change, a chance to turn your life around. Thats what I'm trying to tell you, if you truly give up, there is no hope, no potential for change. Don't give up. It doesn't have to be today, but keep trying.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hollow words from an npc sex haver.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is not having sex why youre so insufferable?
                do you really think you would le change if you did have le sex?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all of human technology and higher science was created by autistic hyper-focused geniuses who didn't particularly care about sex.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this, introverted autistic nolife nerds built the world, not chads
              if having sex was a requirement for success,these men would've beeen outbred a long time ago and humanity wouldn't have progressed anymore.
              still waging wars with melee weapons, entertainment based only on sports and coliseum, blue collar jobs being better regarded than white collar ones

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you will never live in an UNGA society, the soi industry made sure of that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this, introverted autistic nolife nerds built the world, not chads
              if having sex was a requirement for success,these men would've beeen outbred a long time ago and humanity wouldn't have progressed anymore.
              still waging wars with melee weapons, entertainment based only on sports and coliseum, blue collar jobs being better regarded than white collar ones

              Those genius men still had sex lives and most of them were married

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah they married their nerdy coworkers, big deal

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you'll never marry and impregnate your nerdy coworker.
                >"big deal"

                I wish I was as empty-minded as you, now you made me feel

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying plenty of these frustrated dudes aren't passing or at least leaving unnoticed the 4/10 near him because he would rather work his ass off and simp for the stacy that would never provide this life you're craving
                many such cases!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                delusional tranny has entered le thread.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally too much of a normalfag to comprehend the possibility of a man not having women lusting over him
                You don't belong on this website, fuck off

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would mating press any 4/10 if she wasn't fat and or had children but even that is considered having too high standards in modern society.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't read my post. I said that its the companionship and connection that matters, not just the sex. The sex is a bonus.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's also a genius, and rich in the comics with his own company

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they replace the original actor for this twink ass mf anyway?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks more like holland. that's it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something something needs to look more inline with the Tom Holland movies
      Something something needed a new face anyway to rig and light with the enhanced PS5 version
      Something something Peter looked too old for his intended age

      Its all bullshit as I think the old face suited him sooo much better,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the left one is hotter, he looks like a man look those eyebrows, his hairstyle a good jaw. In the right he looks weird like kind of insecure? Vulnerable? Like he wants to cry or something like that...like the new frágiles James Sunderland. I AM no against cute and young héroes while they act like one. ಠ∀ಠ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks more like holland. that's it.

      Something something needs to look more inline with the Tom Holland movies
      Something something needed a new face anyway to rig and light with the enhanced PS5 version
      Something something Peter looked too old for his intended age

      Its all bullshit as I think the old face suited him sooo much better,

      >mfw Tom Holland is OLDER than me
      >MFW Tomn Holland is fucking 27
      I literally look like a 40 yo in comparison what THE FUCK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the original facescanned actor probably sexually harassed a woman in the workplace, which as you might already know is grounds for termination.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rich people are often miserable.
    Celebrities kill themselves all the time.
    What makes you think superheroes don't experience negativity?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know about insomniac Peter but Comics Peter only exists for current marvel writers to write family friendly torture porn. Been like that for 20 years.
    Poor dude doesn't the deserve the shit he goes through.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you live in a first world nation?
    >Yes
    >You don't know what depression is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks at poor people with real problems
      >no depression to be found

      it's all a israeli scam

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Batman is more relatable as he is a loner with no friends who is miserable and angry all the time.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone shouting the tired leddit tier wagmi garbage is a normalcunt sex haver who's never had to try
    really makes you think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a word salad if i've ever read one

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because the comics shit on Peter Parker way worse in the past decade or so.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman fans have been complaining about anything that has Peter grow up, find success, or basically be anything other than a poor loser kid in NY. This series is shit but it's 100% what Spiderman fans deserve. They have been total cucks who insist on making Peter as miserable as them, and this is the natural endpoint of that mentality.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, it's fan-fic for mentally well people. Compared to us, yes they have no problems but they have to create them to make drama. We've reached that level of 1st worldism that most people don't have real issues in their life so they make them. Even Ganker loners lives aren't as bad as they seem, or could be. But compared to us these types of people have like none.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d also be depressed if I didn’t have lips

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    das rite huwite bois soft and weak

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was written by literal man hating feminists, what did you expect?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incels don’t have mental health issues, we have real issues, mental health issues are just mental retardation, anxiety and depression are just nice words

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't know why anyone would self-identify as an incel, embarrassing

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then he steps down and gives his character to a nig-Hispanic mutt that is literally just him but brown with no unique qualities. Amazing slop Mr Shekelstein, I literally cried!

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moderately attractive
    >starting to become more sociable
    >still utterly repulsive to women because I'm on the spectrum and they can instinctively tell that I'm "not normal"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moderately attractive
      >actually not attractive women hate me
      ???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >normalfag reading comprehension

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another self-flagellant diatribe about how you should dedicate your life towards being appealing to women
    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, dedicate your life to being the best version of yourself, for yourself.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're just too autistic to realize that everyone suffers differently. If you can't put yourself in someone else's shoes, you have genuine autism. I didn't play the ps game but from my general spiderman knowledge he's always risking his life for the city, he lives 2 lives and has to constantly lie (that takes a toll over time). He can't do thing as peter parker because spiderman has to save the city again, in some versions his uncle died because he didn't go into spiderman mode once so he has to compensate by putting spiderman over peter parker's private life. Imagine living your life but at the same time you have half or less of the time to do shit you want to do. Even a nap can cost someone's life because he wasn't there to save the day. People buckle under the weight of protecting just one or 2 people like family but this guy has to carry that weight multiplied by a million, not to mention he's still young as fuck, missing on his teens/20s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that is the point of Peter's character. He gave up once in the comics and soon regretted it. The whole point of this new game is that Peter is being replaced by Miles, the Poochie of Spider-Man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm aware that that's the point of the game but this thread isn't about that, it's about op thinking peter should be fine just because he has friends and lives in new york (more reason to be depressed in my opinion)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      superheroes are an analogy to work like cops/firefighters and ultimately volunteering / charity
      people whine about Batman but Bruce not only does all that but also goes the extra mile by covering the business side as well, offering shit like housing and jobs after the justice thing is settled

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        batman is a bit of an exception in this area since he believes that he is batman and bruce wayne is his alter ego. This just goes to show how fucked in the head he is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not such an outlandish concept, it's merely the Robocop effect where your life is so centered around your job that nothing really matters when you're back home, specially if you're single
          you just shower eat sleep, then life only really starts again once you're back there. there's nothing exciting at home anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't "believe it", it's just true. Why would he give a shit about being bruce wayne?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you can't put yourself in someone else's shoes, you have genuine autism
      If I were Peter Parker I would think being Spider-man is fucking awesome, and I wouldn't give it up for anything. Who gives a shit about your boring normalfag life or your shitty ugly annoying girlfriend when you're a super hero? Batman never has to put up with this shit

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How Miles got the powers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the spider that bit him had way better radioactive mumbo jumbos than Peter's

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter's life sucks when he's not spiderman. He's basically a bum since he uses all his time fighting crime and isn't rich like batman. you'd think some of the rich superheroes would hook him up but nope.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's not a fat neckbeard NEET who spams imageboards with culture war threads all day like me, he is not truly mentally ill

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    groveling, self-hating simps are depressed by default, anon
    and that is what they wrote him to be

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys really think this is more embarrassing than Forespoken?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you miss the part where he's risking his life and the safety of the people he cares about daily?
    look at what prolonged trench warfare did to soldiers' mental health and he's putting himself under similar pressures every day of his life with no end to his personal war against supervillains in sight
    sure he has a healthy support system but that only takes you so far

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's clear to me that YOU have never experienced real depression. What you're describing sounds like loneliness and displeasure with your financial situation, not depression.
    I've had friends and gfs in the past and I was still incredibly depressed, once I even wanted to seriously hurt/kill other people and myself. Depression basically destroyed all my relationships. I've been alone for almost 10 years now, no friends, no gf, and I'm far less depressed now than I was then. The idea that depression is just loneliness and displeasure with your financial situation is stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good. i love when normalcunts suffer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've had friends and gfs in the past and I was still incredibly depressed,
      Maybe you should get the fuck over yourself

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You seem like the type of person to show up in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6cdcNKJRY

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit has never been and will ever be good, grow the fuck up you marvel slop eating goypig

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh mental health

    Most of you motnerfuckers aren’t even depressed. You’re just losers who would rather pay some israeli doctor to tell you you’re depressed and give you expensive cancer-inducing meds rather than doing shit to become a winner for free. Literally every “depressed” person I’ve met was a loser who couldn’t be asssed to even brush their teeth.

    >But anon they’re too depressed to do those things

    No they’re depressed because they don’t do those things. If you fucks spent more time being a warrior instead of arguing about israeli politics all day, then maybe you’d accomplish something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what fights is there to fight in the west besides the one agaist woke invaders?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This isn’t specifically directed at you. Go to the gym, join a boxing class, go hike, shoot some guns at a range. Get active.

        >But anon, Dwayne Johnson says he does all those things and is still depressed!

        Ok you’re not Dwayne Johnson so get up.

        >Why is a mammal who does nothing but sit in front a computer all day deteriorating mentally?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker: wannabe mental help experts who think "just do it bro" is good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who should I listen to?
      >Someone who isn’t depressed and active in life
      >Or
      >The ~~*expert*~~ who will feed my delusions and sign me up for a payment plan to purchase ~~*meds*~~ from Big Pharma

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Neither because both of you are retards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        midwit take. people who aren't depressed aren't depressed and therefore don't know how to advise depressed people. it's like saying a fat person should listen to the advice of someone who's never been fat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You just don’t know what it’s like! This is why I need my Big Pharma representative to feed me more cancer drugs!

          Exactly what I’m talking about. You’re not depressed, you’re just a lazy idiot who wants someone to validate your laziness.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that has nothing to do with what I said. you're a retard and and I wouldn't take your advice about anything, considering your retardation.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’m a retard who doesn’t suffer from some made up illness and doesn’t take placebos to treat it. Dont take my advice, you’re literally too stupid to think for yourself, which is what my advice necessitates you to do. A year from now you’ll still be a loser with a made up illness and I won’t

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you’re literally too stupid to think for yourself
                because I'm not letting you think for me? it doesn't work like that, retard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop listening to Big Pharma and take advice from chads who aren’t depressed
                >HOW DARE YOU TELL ME NOT TO SUPPORT CAPITALISM

                You’re American aren’t you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They jack off while strangling themselves and eventually take it too far
                You can always spot the peculiar American brand of retardation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are a retard, generally, not just about this topic. the way you talk about things is indicative of mental inferiority.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No amount of samefagging pretending you’re another anon will change the fact you’re a fucking loser who will likely have a nice day one day because you’re too lazy to be a man. Your opinion is irrelevant. You believe in a fake disease. Listening to you is like listening to a flat earther

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sour grapes.

    I didn't even and don't plan to play the game. This is just a pathetic post.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh your just sad anon here take some of these pills

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having mental health problems is cool and trendy which means the people who have them need to be cool and trendy. nobody actually cares about paranoid schizophrenics who are homeless/destined to become homeless because they're weird and creepy. it's no different than the "ugly unpopular girl is actually a 9/10 wearing big glasses" thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the worst part about it for me. Its all so disengenious. I can conjure up how the writers who made that shit look like, what their day consists of, what their though proccess is like and I want to fucking strangle that person. I dont want to go down to the chud rhetoric but I genuinely believe this is everything thats currently wrong with the world. Underserving people in influencial positions. It was the case in the dark ages too, the 90s seemed like they were going in the right direction until something suddenly snapped and everything from entertainment and art to politics suddenly got derailed and put on fast track to hell. (I was born in 2003 so I dont think its just the nostalgia)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was born in 2003
        then you don't know shit. i think this is what's wrong with Ganker. little kids thinking they know jack shit about anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont pretend like I do old man thats why I specify that its just how I feel. Its all history for me, I didnt live it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm afraid we sent the woketard into a meltdown, my young friend
            Implying the past (o reality itself) effortlessly invalidate his ideology was too much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was there and the anon above is 100% right

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah you would have called blade or spawn woke. retard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ficional leftist scenario
              prove it, coward
              It's YOUR shit normal people don't want. Your black characters, your diversity, your female characters, your fanservice, your stories, your settings.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now tell us why spawn and bade areliked and not called woke but your wokeshit is
              With your words, no buzzwords

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let's see if the coward answer this time or he left in rage
                These "You would..." statements are never followed up by anything.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I? They weren't woke, unlike your current day propaganda

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fatally stabbed by kraven
    >only lives because the symbiote automatically attaches itself to him after he was clinically dead for a few seconds
    >no one else had an inkling that the suit/symbiote would change him
    >no one else knew it was an alien
    >peter is a bit insensitive, emphasis on a bit
    >everyone realizes he is essentially being mind controlled by the symbiote
    >finally gets the suit off
    >is harangued about "his choices"
    >never stops apologizing for something beyond his control
    >miles' mom has the nerve to give peter lip when she hasn't done a fat thing to help find her son
    What is it with media and making protagonists profusely guilty for things literally out of their control? I get tired of this trope where a hero isn't literally God and can't accomplish everything but yet is made to feel bad about it, passive aggressively.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true
      they are postmoderntards tryingto dimantle the concept of hero, with no plan B

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And I'm not saying a protagonist shouldn't be held accountable, they should, but the way they do that in these cases is dumb.
        Further, I remember no scene of Miles being held accountable for nearly letting a bunch of people get chopped up by boat propellers because he was blinded by revenge against Martin Li, and Peter had to scream at him to snap Miles out of it at the last second.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Completely agree about the general point.
          I'll trust you on the specific examples since I don't play woke games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole story is created from the idea where Peter has to feel guilty for what he did (ill leave it up to you to guess why). What he actually did, how he did it and why would he be guilty for these actions is an afterthought.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why no MJ, you're the hero even though I take punches and deliver injured people to hospitals all day long. Why? Well, you zapped a couple goons with a stunning gun and you said encouraging words. Let me just not go out and do my job so I can read your article, oh but then I feel bad about not saving people, woe is meeee

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like the average white male.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing this shit. Does Peter ACTUALLY use the term "mental health"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's just the buzzword bait posters use now. OP even bitches about Peter having a "loving and caring aunt" even though she died in the last game.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't play this game and never will bacause I don't own a PS5 and won't buy one.
    But all those threads about this game makes me wonder how much of it are actual in-game shit or just the average Gankerermin made up bullshit le epic pessimist mindset.
    Can anybody answer this for real?

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