I really would’t dare to install anything on my computer that has been touched by someone with so much pent-up schizo rage energy
I dont give a frick as long as this person keeps cracking and uploading games they can identify as whatever the frick they want and be as crazy as they want
I recognize the font but I thought it was just some eceleb ranting not an actual nfo, thats crazy. Has anyone tried the crack yet?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I recognize the font
wow, you must be an expert at scene group .nfo files
2 years ago
Anonymous
it got cracked? nice
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I dont give a frick as long as this person keeps cracking and uploading games they can identify as whatever the frick they want and be as crazy as they want
>dying light 2 crack
What? When?
>Ganker videogames >no one knows nothing about videogames
i wish i was surprised
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick you mean moron it just came out today. I literally checked steamcracked for months until I gave up. Frick every single one of you neet homosexuals. Also Im working
2 years ago
Anonymous
the beta crack was announced 3 days ago
i also work 8h per day
you're a homosexual but also a Black personcuck
and there's no way around it
2 years ago
Anonymous
3 days aint nothing. Ive got shit to do man, wish I could be a neet like you
This is why i do not use cracked games anymore and i would rather play retro gaming or TES games in general.
look at this degenerate troony frick, and the sheep who pays almost 1k for a fricking cracked game?
Bring Razor 1911 and xForce back from Denuvo's offices.
the troony is a victimist degenerate sickfrick who even went to cry at crackwatch reddit along with fitgirl over the recent cracking of blizzard games made by the blizzless team
I don't always jump into Ganker's troony obsession but I do agree with this. Unhinged trannies cracking games just spells trouble. They're the type that would sneak in a virus to brick your PC just because they forgot to take their meds that day.
If you're going to complain about a fun game, don't compare it to RDR2. I had more fun with 3 hours of Stray than I did with 200 hours of running through the desert.
>don't compare it >troony clearly compares it in a negative light, considering both to be bad
It's a comparison, negative to negative.
(You) need to up your reading game, not anon.
>you have to play the whole game to form a viable opinion and criticism on it!
vs >you played x hours of it and hated the game? fricking moron!
Which one is it, you lot of stray Blacks?
but newbie Gankertards will agree with the troony out of contranianism because none of these newbies plays videogames at all.
they are phonegays
I miss the days of chiptunes and cracktros filled with greets to various other groups, NFOs that proclaimed how the group making the release is looking for "nothing but competition", even nukes weren't as rude as today and usually got accompanied by a proper release to show how it's done
Why all the hate now?
All cracking teams were paid by Sony aka DENUVO to quit or work for them.
those who didn't were ratted by empress the troony
The most likely story is that they either were a denuvo employee or tertiary contractor, and ended up getting one of their tools to remove the protection from the games. I even doubt there's any cracking involved, just running a script.
Because they can delay the cracks to any time they want only to release it later, and then after it release the non denuvo update.
Also
The most likely story is that they either were a denuvo employee or tertiary contractor, and ended up getting one of their tools to remove the protection from the games. I even doubt there's any cracking involved, just running a script.
the real crackers got hired to work for them, these homosexuals who are doing the work now cant even write a line on C++ and are all using the leaked assets for free bucks off idiots.
now all of these moronic companies who previously though that piracy killed their sales, met the reality that their games are so shit that no one is buying them anymore
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Also
The most likely story is that they either were a denuvo employee or tertiary contractor, and ended up getting one of their tools to remove the protection from the games. I even doubt there's any cracking involved, just running a script.
the real crackers got hired to work for them, these homosexuals who are doing the work now cant even write a line on C++ and are all using the leaked assets for free bucks off idiots.
Exactly, empress can't even code C++ and it's a job requirement at denuvo. It's just laughable to think they would hire that moron. Stop idolizing them, these cracks aren't even worth the money.
Stray is a fricking walking simulator, the most basic task of jumping or navigating the terrain in the game is done for you. A "game" for people who don't play games
it's the consolification of games. you cannot have good gameplay on consoles, apart from maybe platformers, because the controller is just not precise or fast enough.
so instead of good gameplay, developers have to concentrate on presentation and story.
I also have work and family, and it does not make shitty walking simulator into a good game. >I have so little time I have to play casualized trash for consoles
>I've been a hardcore gamer all my life but now I work and have a family
I will never understand this phrase, why would you waste the little time you have left in a walking simulator with a cat?
anon i said Simple but good, and i dont even like the game at all.
if that was some braid or fez shit the contrariangays would be shilling 24/7 as they do with troony vegas and its shallow gameplay and story that is nothing but libshit and lefties traps.
can't wait for him to flip his lid and insert some kind of keylogger crypto-stealer malware just like that one troon who hijacked some github repo to wipe all databases with a russian ip. troonys are the biggest powder keg in software and I can't wait for it to explode
I miss the days of chiptunes and cracktros filled with greets to various other groups, NFOs that proclaimed how the group making the release is looking for "nothing but competition", even nukes weren't as rude as today and usually got accompanied by a proper release to show how it's done
Why all the hate now?
Must really be a bioligical female, only they are capable of such emotional outbursts.
I enjoyed the RDR2 rant alread.
And yeah Stray is pretty shitty game, I have to agree.
I don't deny that a theoretical woman *could* do it, I just deny that there are women who would choose to do. At best, a woman might join a scene group and participate, but they would never be the only one cracking certain games.
Same as most long projects or coding in general, they require an absurd amount of male autism, that's why you see so much trannies in both spaces (see the psx Bloodborne projects for an example (just don't look at the creator, he spooks me))
i miss when programmers were based straight men drinking beer and playing Quake 1, Quake 2, HLDM and UT99 at lan party tournaments during monthly weekends.
let's suppose for a moment the highly unlikely hypothetical of empress being a genuine girl, and a cute one at that >she will never sit on your face while going on a schizoid tirade about wokeness and microtransaction in video game industry >she will never blow you under the desk while you're testing out her dead by daylight 2 cracked release
why even fricking live
Stray deserves to be shit on. It's the definition of a shallow walking simlulator, but because you play as a cat, it's a complete 10/10 and anybody who criticizes it is a "toxoplasmosisgay" who hates cats. It's been hyped to the moon and back, just because the player character is a cat.
Stray is barely a game, and not even worth it's half price $30 tag.
i dont care about the game itself but the rant was nothing but "popular thing bad and people who like popular thing bad" all complete with BIG LETTERS and therefore an attempt at trying to get people on his side to pay him even more because "he said thing bad and is /ourguy/"
sure any contrarians will think this makes him dare I say b-b-b-b-basté and redpilled but at the end of the day its just us vs them message
I've never paid more than $20 for a game. Many of those games have given me hundreds of hours of enjoyment. Stray cannot provide that amount of entertainment, it can't even give me 30 hours. $1 per hour is good, otherwise, it's overpriced.
It's a safe piece of media for normies with the only content being "cat doing cute cat things. Cat cute. Here's some puzzles" and some basic cookie cutter story with an attempt at tear squeeze.
What did you fricking expect, a full fledged cat life simulator with in-depth feline combat and intense breeding?
I don't pay attention to new outside of absorbing announcements and releases through cultural osmosis. When I first heard about it I expected it to be a game that, at least to an extent, would simulate being a cat. That sounded interesting.
Now that I know it's just a walking simulator with a cat as the player model, I'm much less interested.
I mean, it simulates what domesticated cats do.
You can go in tight places, jump around, scratch stuff and push small objects down from tables and other surfaces. A few cute moments of "awww the kitty is sleeping :3" are there as well.
This is all what a normie would expect from such a game.
Basically it's a simulation of a social media image of a cat.
Yeah, I don't care about normies. I was talking about what I thought it was/wanted it to be. A video game. A cat immersive sim that put me in cat situations and made me use my cat abilities to navigate and overcome cat challenges.
How come some little simple game mindbroke so many people? There are plenty of cute 3d games being released each year but it's somehow this game that caused meltdown. I don't get it.
And? Are you new to the internet? People love cats, there are thousands of cats videos with millions of views on youtube, caturdays are a thing. Of course a pretty game about cat will get some attention. How is this a surprise or reason to get mad?
Reminds me of that Atlas game. When on their first day servers could not handle all the people trying to play. And then everyone wondered why are so many people wanted to play it - is there a conspiracy, pr campaign or it's some eceleb job. When reality is people just fricking love pirates and there are no games to play. It's that fricking simple.
And it is the same exact scenario. What's so bewildering in all of this?
I don't care if you homosexuals like cats or not. I care that it's pushing top 10 games of all time ratings despite being a mediocre trash walking simulator, but because it has a cat you frickin braindead tards think it's the best thing since sliced bread. So that means we're going to get dozens of frickin shitty clones that are just as lazy.
Who are you talking to, moron? I don't call or consider this game some flawless masterpiece and you need to have room temperature iq to care about ratings. But hating so much on some cheap little game that never tried to appear as something complex isn't healthy.
Just like with that goose meme game everyone should move on and forget about it but instead we have bunch of raging idiots all over Internet who's just thirsty for another drama.
Same. She even goes so far to say "As a girl..." and you feel that instant wash of relief where the rest of it immediately stops mattering.
It's a guy that thinks he's a girl. You still shouldn't care what it thinks, I just wanted to make sure you guys stop going along with the gays mental illness.
Hasn't Empress repeatedly shat on trannies and seems more like a """TERF""", or am I misremembering? Going on a tirade about a cat game when cracking something completely unrelated is schizo shit, but also seems to fall in line with batshit women.
I don't think trannies in particular have any extreme opinion on cats.
It's incels and VGH-type aryan larp weirdos that see cats as some kind of parasitic pest that only survives because of human decadence. And these people just tend to become trannies due to sheer loneliness and because they don't want to admit they failed as men.
Stray is a game in an unknown to zoomers genre which is "Adventure". Seriously, how many games in this genre came out in the last 5 years? Probably less than 10.
>Stray is a game in an unknown to zoomers genre which is "Adventure". Seriously, how many games in this genre came out in the last 5 years? Probably less than 10.
it's not bad, it's just meh
nothing special about it
almost a walking simulator if it wasn't for a few chace/stealth segments and a little bit of exploration around a central hub
the bulk of the game is just one endless list of fetch quest, brain dead "puzzles" and just mashing the context action button until the game registers and interaction or shows you a prompt
>getting THIS anally devastated that other people like something you don't like
That's just the modern internet as a whole. Gotta justify your own interests by shitting on other people's
>all these permavirgins that cant tell OP rant is clearly a woman based on the format, feminine anger and language used
if you think this is a troony you're moronic
Why don't you guys crack it?
You can't be dumber than a troony or a woman, can you? >hurrrr but it requires autism
How do you know? Have you ever actually tried it?
She acts like what a normie eastern european woman that's pissed of acts >t.eastern european
This rant, the Red Dead 2 rant and the autistic seething between her and fitgirl confirms that they are woman.
No troony could ever replicate the female psyche like this.
am I the only one who doesn't trust this homosexual's cracks?
he's not even a scene member which means he doesn't have to follow any specific rules at all
I don't know if autistic but it's clearely a troony making/stalking these threads and feeling getting all giddy whenever some moron says that it must be a real woman.
It is a group. They post these baits on their releases for attention, publicity, and because they know it will trigger autistic moronic incels everywhere. Just see how many threads were already made about this release. They want polemic to be known and recognized. All these moronic pol tourists are caught like flies, and we have endless threads of them sperging and pulling their hairs, discussing what gender is this group of people. They must be reading this thread right now and laughing their ass out.
>see topic that makes Ganker seethe >post something similar later >get accused of being a discord raid troony who works for the fbi by 50 schizos
I bet op is similar and is laughing his ass off at your post
>I a GIRL
Real women don't have to reaffirm their sex/gender like that.
That said, this fricker needs to take his medicine.
Like what's their fricking problem, literally getting upset that people like something they don't.
It has atmosphere, 40 minutes of platforming, and a recycled story. It's not much of a game. The publisher puts these things out regularly. Casuals are largely normies and will throw their money at new thing any chance they get.
you missed the point entirely the post isn't about the game. It's about how morons just mindlessly consume and pay $36 for shit on a platter solely because its popular. (OMG gotta get my beyond meat and huel!!!! funko pops forever) idk what the weird rant about rdr2 is about though. There wasn't any homosexuality in the game as far as I know?
The rant is way too aggressive to properly convey its point, but it’s correct. If the protagonist was human(oid), people would bat an eye at its short playtime and limited actions, but “haha look at that cat” has blinded the audience.
You know what's the most schizo part of this? Nobody is forcing EMPRESS to do it. But because he's a schizo and a self-important homosexual with an obnoxious ego they'll take whatever game they pay him to Crack rather than cracking the games he likes because he believes people are should play them. Literally handball 17 is the most meme example of this, where nobody cracked it because it was basically shovelware with denuvo.
In the effort of PRETENDING to be an Uber-hacker with mad l33t skills they missed exactly what scene groups do, brag about their skills by making the games they like accessible to piracy.
EMPRESS is the epitome of a troony only being able to think of about themselves and yet somehow being a slave to a system that leeches off of them, in this case being donators.
Get fricked troony. I'll slap 500 bucks and tell you to suck my wiener todo crack Stray 2
what's up with people who think they are in positions of power thinking anybody else thinks what their opinions are on subjects completely unrelated to what they are supposedly good at?
like a celebrity lecturing people on politics.
It's fun that my voice for this picture transformed over the course of reading, from the average shrieking autist, to a furiously puritan British girl.
>I AM A GIRL (BTW)!!!!! >if you like the cat game YOU WANT TO FRICK THE CAT!!!!1!1!! >*proceeds to sperg out unintelligible bullshit*
Why do people take this guy seriously again?
Hackers are the most braindead homosexuals in all of vidya. They "protest" corporations holding control when in reality the hackers and the corporations are in business together, selling your private data and even corrupting your game data if you do too good and speak out against them. All of you anarchist, corpratist, miserable money hungry greedy scum will be judged harsher than I when everything is said and done.
Never played Stray but I would take a 2 hour game like Portal, which has amazing pacing and is full of ideas, over games that have 500 hours of garbage "content".
That's a very interesting way of arguing. Filling half your message with hatred against trannies so whenever someone criticizes your shitty arguments you just call them trannies as well.
It's pretty and it has some fun little puzzles. It has charm, and it doesn't overstay its welcome.
That said, I'd be a little miffed if I had paid full price for it. I just played it on PS Plus, which it was released on as a brand new title for some reason. I'll likely never return to it.
If Stray was literally just a cat roaming around different environments solving light puzzles and being told a story through imagery it would be a genius game. Brining in the robots, doing fetch quests, one-note environments bring it down to merely okay. Just watch vtubers play it.
HOLY BASED. Yeah this game is dog ass, the only redeeming quality is that if you have a gf she will enjoy watch you play. She is completely right, it is a fricking shame to consider yourself a man and play this game just by yourself.
imagine being her little slave boy, imagine she forcing you to do all kinds of things for her while she cracks games, like massaging her feet or even lick her pussy or ass, she must spend all day on the computer leaving almost no time do clean herself, so you would have to clean her parts yourself with your tongue, also since she doesn't have time to go to the bathroom she would make you drink her pee multiple times a day or even worse... and all that while being mean and degrading to you,even so i would love to be her slave boy, empress is a goodness and she deserves to be worshipped as such!
Stray is an obvious attempt to capitalise on mental alteration from toxoplasmosis. It's a couple hour long walking simulator at full price with nothing unique except cat model. This type of thing is typically laughed out of the room, but cat owners will insist LOOKA DA WITTOW CUTIE CAT 10/10. Not only that, but toxoplasmosis causes these people to act extremely aggressively to anyone who doesn't love their flea infested torture furballs.
The equivalent would be selling heroin addicks BLACK TAR SIMULATOR
I'm simply watching Vinny play it. Imagine paying for a REAL walking simulator LMAO.
And I'm not just classifying anything indie as walking simulators. I loved outer wilds.
This fricking thread is fricking repulsive. Fricking losers trying to sound tough.
You think you're tough?
You're nothing. High Opinions come from high valuable people. You're not valuable. You're fricking trash. A trash liking trash games.
All you can do is whine and cry and point fingers. Meanwhile the world goes by you. You're miserable, slow fricks and you don't deserve a single happy thing that comes from the scene.
You're pigs, unfavorable pitch b***hes, and you can pray more cracks will be coming. You can pray, but you have control. You don't dictate. The scene dictates.
And the scene always wins.
Frick you. Frick your mothers. Frick your friends.
stray is not even a game, its a walking simulator. Still he is a troony shizo homosexual. Frick him
Doesn't sound like a troony t b h
This Black person really shat out a rant about Stray while cracking fricking Dying Light 2 lmao.
it got cracked? nice
I dont give a frick as long as this person keeps cracking and uploading games they can identify as whatever the frick they want and be as crazy as they want
Trannies tend to off themselves, vidya piracy is fricked when it happens.
>dying light 2 crack
What? When?
What do you think the NFO is for, moron?
Stray?
Stray never had denuvo and was piratable day one. This is Empress' demented rant of Stray in his DL2 nfo kek
I recognize the font but I thought it was just some eceleb ranting not an actual nfo, thats crazy. Has anyone tried the crack yet?
>I recognize the font
wow, you must be an expert at scene group .nfo files
>Ganker videogames
>no one knows nothing about videogames
i wish i was surprised
Frick you mean moron it just came out today. I literally checked steamcracked for months until I gave up. Frick every single one of you neet homosexuals. Also Im working
the beta crack was announced 3 days ago
i also work 8h per day
you're a homosexual but also a Black personcuck
and there's no way around it
3 days aint nothing. Ive got shit to do man, wish I could be a neet like you
Tl;Dr
Ps:
Lmfao uwnbaw
it's a fricking indie game why make a big deal about it being played
This is why i do not use cracked games anymore and i would rather play retro gaming or TES games in general.
look at this degenerate troony frick, and the sheep who pays almost 1k for a fricking cracked game?
Bring Razor 1911 and xForce back from Denuvo's offices.
the troony is a victimist degenerate sickfrick who even went to cry at crackwatch reddit along with fitgirl over the recent cracking of blizzard games made by the blizzless team
I don't always jump into Ganker's troony obsession but I do agree with this. Unhinged trannies cracking games just spells trouble. They're the type that would sneak in a virus to brick your PC just because they forgot to take their meds that day.
Since when can indies afford Denuvo?
There is cheap versions of denuvo for them, a lot of porn games come with denuvo now
>denuvo porn
To what end
Ask Shiravune, all their porn games come with denuvo, there is like 30
Why are you tech-illiterate Black folk pretending that denuvo means a game cannot be cracked?
Which post you replied to says "Denuvo can't be cracked"? You are the illiterate it seems.
Then why are you making a big deal out of Denuvo?
Because denuvo is more expensive than the porn game it's "protecting".
Stray doesn't have Denuvo.
Wasn't Empress' entire gimmick that they only crack denuvo?
this is a rant included in the dying light 2 crack
INSIDE (2016) is an indie game that used Denuvo
It's not an indie game, it's published by Annapurna you fricking moron.
wow so that must mean risk of rain 2 isn't an indie game because it was published by gearbox
So it is not. Indie game is a game that is not backed by a large publisher.
If you're going to complain about a fun game, don't compare it to RDR2. I had more fun with 3 hours of Stray than I did with 200 hours of running through the desert.
Learn to read. The schizo troony doesn't like RDR2 either.
>don't compare it
>troony clearly compares it in a negative light, considering both to be bad
It's a comparison, negative to negative.
(You) need to up your reading game, not anon.
>200 hours of running through the desert
You don't get to go to the desert until postgame. Why the frick were you playing it so long?
He said he played 200 hours why did you write that first sentence
NTA but it shouldn't take someone 200 hours to figure out they aren't having fun
>you have to play the whole game to form a viable opinion and criticism on it!
vs
>you played x hours of it and hated the game? fricking moron!
Which one is it, you lot of stray Blacks?
nobody would've cared if not for the cat.
the game is on rails and has next to no fail states.
it's gone home if it had a cat, had better lighting and was 4 hours long.
Bullshit. People cared and enjoyed the likes of Limbo and Inside, and minus the fact it was 2D, the player character was as generic as possible.
Stray is basically 3D Inside with a cat character instead of a brat.
both of those games stood up on their own merits.
nobody would give a frick about stray if it didn't have a cat.
I disagree, the setting is what got me interested and I loved it. A simple and relaxing experience that I return to when I feel sad. I like it
Yes and I agree with her. If you like or played Stray you are reddit-tier homosexual.
>her
Stray is the Gone Home of this decade.
And yet surprisingly both are simple but good.
but newbie Gankertards will agree with the troony out of contranianism because none of these newbies plays videogames at all.
they are phonegays
All cracking teams were paid by Sony aka DENUVO to quit or work for them.
those who didn't were ratted by empress the troony
Troon only cracks games if you give him 500 bucks or more
Denuvo just won
because the troon unironically works for denuvo, and this was DELETE THIS a while ago.
>posting cringe the anime and manga series
>getting filtered by dickygatari
>because the troon unironically works for denuvo
What Denuvo will even do with 500 bucks and a few random donations? This does not even pay their lightinng bills? And also discredits their DRM.
The most likely story is that they either were a denuvo employee or tertiary contractor, and ended up getting one of their tools to remove the protection from the games. I even doubt there's any cracking involved, just running a script.
Because they can delay the cracks to any time they want only to release it later, and then after it release the non denuvo update.
Also
the real crackers got hired to work for them, these homosexuals who are doing the work now cant even write a line on C++ and are all using the leaked assets for free bucks off idiots.
now all of these moronic companies who previously though that piracy killed their sales, met the reality that their games are so shit that no one is buying them anymore
>Also
the real crackers got hired to work for them, these homosexuals who are doing the work now cant even write a line on C++ and are all using the leaked assets for free bucks off idiots.
Exactly, empress can't even code C++ and it's a job requirement at denuvo. It's just laughable to think they would hire that moron. Stop idolizing them, these cracks aren't even worth the money.
>both are simple but good.
Stray is a fricking walking simulator, the most basic task of jumping or navigating the terrain in the game is done for you. A "game" for people who don't play games
then that applies to 99% of many 16, 32 and 64 bit 3d games from the past anon
it's the consolification of games. you cannot have good gameplay on consoles, apart from maybe platformers, because the controller is just not precise or fast enough.
so instead of good gameplay, developers have to concentrate on presentation and story.
holy shit kandalf
I've been a hardcore gamer all my life but now I work and have a family, Stray is made for gamers such as myself and its a masterpiece. grow up kiddo
I also have work and family, and it does not make shitty walking simulator into a good game.
>I have so little time I have to play casualized trash for consoles
>I've been a hardcore gamer all my life but now I work and have a family
I will never understand this phrase, why would you waste the little time you have left in a walking simulator with a cat?
>Gone homo
>good in any way
anon i said Simple but good, and i dont even like the game at all.
if that was some braid or fez shit the contrariangays would be shilling 24/7 as they do with troony vegas and its shallow gameplay and story that is nothing but libshit and lefties traps.
>that filename
You are the fricking moronic newbie, feelposting happened for years before gg happened.
have a nice day homosexual
At the risk of not fitting in the cool kids club I gotta ask
Literally who
the only person standing against modern DRM
empress is fricking nuts lmao.sucks she's the only one cracking those games, because one day she's gonna go off the deep end
>she
can't wait for him to flip his lid and insert some kind of keylogger crypto-stealer malware just like that one troon who hijacked some github repo to wipe all databases with a russian ip. troonys are the biggest powder keg in software and I can't wait for it to explode
I already got a Trojan from "her" Wildlands crack. I'm never downloading from "her" again.
I miss the days of chiptunes and cracktros filled with greets to various other groups, NFOs that proclaimed how the group making the release is looking for "nothing but competition", even nukes weren't as rude as today and usually got accompanied by a proper release to show how it's done
Why all the hate now?
love of money is the root of all evil yet again.
that's not the full quote
Is that Empress?
Her rants are so funny.
>Her
Ayyy
>a mindbroken troony has better taste in games than Ganker
Based.
he types like he has a time machine straight to something awful
So only trannies hate this game, that explains Gankers reaction.
I really would’t dare to install anything on my computer that has been touched by someone with so much pent-up schizo rage energy
Must really be a bioligical female, only they are capable of such emotional outbursts.
I enjoyed the RDR2 rant alread.
And yeah Stray is pretty shitty game, I have to agree.
>a woman cracking video games
You don't really believe that.
Women can do anything we want, it's 2022
I don't deny that a theoretical woman *could* do it, I just deny that there are women who would choose to do. At best, a woman might join a scene group and participate, but they would never be the only one cracking certain games.
im not so sure, she is receiving the attention from millions of pirate simps, not to mention their money
Same as most long projects or coding in general, they require an absurd amount of male autism, that's why you see so much trannies in both spaces (see the psx Bloodborne projects for an example (just don't look at the creator, he spooks me))
>Must really be a bioligical female
the dude literally cracked games for money to pay the transition, has been ranting about it for years
>the dude literally cracked games for money to pay the transition, has been ranting about it for years
Screenshot?
Queen of Ganker
>wah wah I stole this for you so it means you listen to my shit
No
this troony needs to take his meds jesus. also he's very clearly projecting his own zoophilia.
>pretend to be a schizo so people repost your shit message and shill your $500 cracking services
Clever troony
love me a good empress rant
the game that broke Ganker
>i have never thought of that i a girl will have to teach boys how to be straight
jesus fricking christ trannies learn some grammar, also not a girl
for those saying she's not a woman
only a woman could be a schizo moron in such a way about the silliest of topics such as this one
Pretty much, the feud she had with fitgirl proved to me both are female.
OG fitgirl is a 42yo ukranian dude and current firgirl is a group od 5 people
You've never seen autistic men rage at shit?
Trannies and programmers are all just autistic men.
i miss when programmers were based straight men drinking beer and playing Quake 1, Quake 2, HLDM and UT99 at lan party tournaments during monthly weekends.
all those guys are retired, you know realize zoomers will make all your future games
let's suppose for a moment the highly unlikely hypothetical of empress being a genuine girl, and a cute one at that
>she will never sit on your face while going on a schizoid tirade about wokeness and microtransaction in video game industry
>she will never blow you under the desk while you're testing out her dead by daylight 2 cracked release
why even fricking live
He keeps saying zoophile a lot, does he really frick animals?
degeneracy is a slippery slope. First you axe your dick then you let dogs frick your ass. Many such cases
I am not reading all that, but I am enjoying the doggay seethe.
the seethe this game is still causing is incredible I need to buy two more copies
jesus. that was a good ramble. guess the hackerman guy isn't a native englishman, huh?
>look at me im ranting about a popular game and use shitloads of insults please call me based and a real woman also remember to donate
Stray deserves to be shit on. It's the definition of a shallow walking simlulator, but because you play as a cat, it's a complete 10/10 and anybody who criticizes it is a "toxoplasmosisgay" who hates cats. It's been hyped to the moon and back, just because the player character is a cat.
Stray is barely a game, and not even worth it's half price $30 tag.
i dont care about the game itself but the rant was nothing but "popular thing bad and people who like popular thing bad" all complete with BIG LETTERS and therefore an attempt at trying to get people on his side to pay him even more because "he said thing bad and is /ourguy/"
sure any contrarians will think this makes him dare I say b-b-b-b-basté and redpilled but at the end of the day its just us vs them message
There's more 'gameplay' in Stray than most 60 dollar games.
I've never paid more than $20 for a game. Many of those games have given me hundreds of hours of enjoyment. Stray cannot provide that amount of entertainment, it can't even give me 30 hours. $1 per hour is good, otherwise, it's overpriced.
i hate cats, but i hate women more and this angry lady sold me on Stray™
sry but its a good game hate it all u want, roasties ahahaha
It's a safe piece of media for normies with the only content being "cat doing cute cat things. Cat cute. Here's some puzzles" and some basic cookie cutter story with an attempt at tear squeeze.
What did you fricking expect, a full fledged cat life simulator with in-depth feline combat and intense breeding?
I don't pay attention to new outside of absorbing announcements and releases through cultural osmosis. When I first heard about it I expected it to be a game that, at least to an extent, would simulate being a cat. That sounded interesting.
Now that I know it's just a walking simulator with a cat as the player model, I'm much less interested.
I mean, it simulates what domesticated cats do.
You can go in tight places, jump around, scratch stuff and push small objects down from tables and other surfaces. A few cute moments of "awww the kitty is sleeping :3" are there as well.
This is all what a normie would expect from such a game.
Basically it's a simulation of a social media image of a cat.
Yeah, I don't care about normies. I was talking about what I thought it was/wanted it to be. A video game. A cat immersive sim that put me in cat situations and made me use my cat abilities to navigate and overcome cat challenges.
You get some arcade action for the 1st third of the game. Puzzles and stealth for the rest.
Take it or leave it.
I'm leaving it until it's significantly discounted or I'm bored enough to pirate it. Because I now know that it's not what I thought it was.
stray is not a good game, but this guy is mentally ill
That goes without saying, it's a troony.
>her
yes if you play Stray you're a zoophile and need to have a nice day NOW
She won.
How come some little simple game mindbroke so many people? There are plenty of cute 3d games being released each year but it's somehow this game that caused meltdown. I don't get it.
Contrarianism
It's Walking Simulator: Cat Edition. The only reason people are giving it attention or praise is because OMG A HECKIN CATTERINO GAME!!!!!
And? Are you new to the internet? People love cats, there are thousands of cats videos with millions of views on youtube, caturdays are a thing. Of course a pretty game about cat will get some attention. How is this a surprise or reason to get mad?
Reminds me of that Atlas game. When on their first day servers could not handle all the people trying to play. And then everyone wondered why are so many people wanted to play it - is there a conspiracy, pr campaign or it's some eceleb job. When reality is people just fricking love pirates and there are no games to play. It's that fricking simple.
And it is the same exact scenario. What's so bewildering in all of this?
I don't care if you homosexuals like cats or not. I care that it's pushing top 10 games of all time ratings despite being a mediocre trash walking simulator, but because it has a cat you frickin braindead tards think it's the best thing since sliced bread. So that means we're going to get dozens of frickin shitty clones that are just as lazy.
Who are you talking to, moron? I don't call or consider this game some flawless masterpiece and you need to have room temperature iq to care about ratings. But hating so much on some cheap little game that never tried to appear as something complex isn't healthy.
Just like with that goose meme game everyone should move on and forget about it but instead we have bunch of raging idiots all over Internet who's just thirsty for another drama.
Apparently I'm talking to someone with someone whose IQ can only be measured in decimal points, my bad.
cope
>OMG A HECKIN CATTERINO GAME!!!!!
yes
Because it's overrated and popular. The other little simple games are obscure, by comparison.
Because most games of this caliber don’t get millions of morons shilling it everywhere constantly
why dont they break when third worlders shill multiversus?
worse
>Calls out moviegame homosexuals
She is based
Shut the frick up troony not reading all of that ywbaw
topkek triggered hard, made a cry post
its fine, its fun, its cheap
stop crying in poor.
My interest in whatever this wall of text had to say plummeted the moment she admited to being a girl.
Same. She even goes so far to say "As a girl..." and you feel that instant wash of relief where the rest of it immediately stops mattering.
It's a guy that thinks he's a girl. You still shouldn't care what it thinks, I just wanted to make sure you guys stop going along with the gays mental illness.
Hasn't Empress repeatedly shat on trannies and seems more like a """TERF""", or am I misremembering? Going on a tirade about a cat game when cracking something completely unrelated is schizo shit, but also seems to fall in line with batshit women.
Why does it sound like a LARPing /u/troony
>that I a GIRL
Stopped reading here.
why is everyone completely fricking insane and deranged now
what the frick is going on
>why is everyone completely fricking insane and deranged now
toxoplasmosis
Giving women rights was the biggest mistake of the civilized word
>why is everyone completely fricking insane and deranged now
The internet and social media have destroyed everyone's sanity
Those brainlets really can't fathom that a biological female can be an autism too
What is it about cats that send trannies into a seething anger rage fit?
they think the term pussycat is transphobic
I don't think trannies in particular have any extreme opinion on cats.
It's incels and VGH-type aryan larp weirdos that see cats as some kind of parasitic pest that only survives because of human decadence. And these people just tend to become trannies due to sheer loneliness and because they don't want to admit they failed as men.
Stray is a game in an unknown to zoomers genre which is "Adventure". Seriously, how many games in this genre came out in the last 5 years? Probably less than 10.
>Stray is a game in an unknown to zoomers genre which is "Adventure". Seriously, how many games in this genre came out in the last 5 years? Probably less than 10.
We /calm/
The only thing I understood from this rant is that creature has a lot of sexual frustration.
Who gives a shit about some troony's opinion. Their opinions never matter, in turn the opposite of what they say is true.
zoophile b***h detected
i never seen anyone get so eternally assblasted over a video game
why is this troony getting so triggered about a cat game? how is this gay all thats left of the cracking scene?
it's not bad, it's just meh
nothing special about it
almost a walking simulator if it wasn't for a few chace/stealth segments and a little bit of exploration around a central hub
the bulk of the game is just one endless list of fetch quest, brain dead "puzzles" and just mashing the context action button until the game registers and interaction or shows you a prompt
Frick off and/or have a nice day moron. Thanks.
Imagine seething so hard at a fricking 3 hour long adventure game.
>getting THIS anally devastated that other people like something you don't like
Was it autism?
>getting THIS anally devastated that other people like something you don't like
That's just the modern internet as a whole. Gotta justify your own interests by shitting on other people's
>I a girl
All this shit to write that he is a girl, when he is just a mentally ill and confused gay autist.
>3 hours experience
>hours
>s
European opinion discarded
>all these permavirgins that cant tell OP rant is clearly a woman based on the format, feminine anger and language used
if you think this is a troony you're moronic
>moron thinks a girl would be cracking denuvo
He's either a schizo troony or pretending to be a deranged woman to throw off the feds.
Even though this is the only homosexual cracking Denuvo, I pray that the feds in this loon's third-world-shithole-country lock him up someday.
>look there's a mentally ill troony now you have to stop pirating
Nah.
mind broken by a cat
>troony Cracky is Crazy
No shit?!
/ourgirl/
Why don't you guys crack it?
You can't be dumber than a troony or a woman, can you?
>hurrrr but it requires autism
How do you know? Have you ever actually tried it?
>nooo stop liking what i don't like
This was cringe to read
Hambeast level of attitude, not attractive sweaty
Imagine getting frustrated over the popularity of a game about a cat. Get another hobby lmfao
lol how is this mentally ill moron the only one that can crack denuvo?
Everyone who used crack AAA games retired and nobody else even tries
Ask yourself if you ever thought about learning how to crack
Because she doesnt only crack games, but cracked herself
>I really want her to be a troony so bad
YWNGL incels
There's still no concrete proof that she's transgender or eastern euro
She acts like what a normie eastern european woman that's pissed of acts
>t.eastern european
This rant, the Red Dead 2 rant and the autistic seething between her and fitgirl confirms that they are woman.
No troony could ever replicate the female psyche like this.
post proof that its a woman
He is male until proven female.
>seething
>if something is on your screen then that must mean you want to frick it
>walking simulator BAD
>walking simulator with cat GOOD
am I the only one who doesn't trust this homosexual's cracks?
he's not even a scene member which means he doesn't have to follow any specific rules at all
I didn't trust him either but I trust the tracker I'm getting them from.
sometimes he fricks up, but releases a crackfix shortly, i played several of his cracked games to completion also your post is full of irony lol
do you guys think empress is acting or he/she/it is actually autistic?
I don't know if autistic but it's clearely a troony making/stalking these threads and feeling getting all giddy whenever some moron says that it must be a real woman.
yeah im thinking this troony is about to 41%
not before cracking tina's wonderland i hope
Why incels, homosexuals and chuds can't cope with the fact that a woman is the sole person consistently cracking Denuvo right now?
why cant cis neurotypicals like you accept that transwomen are literally women???
i dont know if its a he or a she, but he is mentally ill or very good at pretending to be mentally ill
It is a group. They post these baits on their releases for attention, publicity, and because they know it will trigger autistic moronic incels everywhere. Just see how many threads were already made about this release. They want polemic to be known and recognized. All these moronic pol tourists are caught like flies, and we have endless threads of them sperging and pulling their hairs, discussing what gender is this group of people. They must be reading this thread right now and laughing their ass out.
Actually, they are probably making these threads themselves.
Take your meds
they should write a podcast or something, shit is funny bro
>see topic that makes Ganker seethe
>post something similar later
>get accused of being a discord raid troony who works for the fbi by 50 schizos
I bet op is similar and is laughing his ass off at your post
>It is a group.
No way. If it were a group, they would code their own steam, uplay and eos emulators.
how is this moron still posting on reddit?
redditors sure are double standard hypocrites, this troony schizo should've been banned eons ago
she has her own private subreddit
>have to hit a button prompt to jump instead of jumping anywhere I want
Welp time to play Super Mario 64 again
I'm getting awfully familiar vibes from this.
This shit makes me think she's a real woman and not a troony, a completely unhinged woman but still a woman
>I a GIRL
Real women don't have to reaffirm their sex/gender like that.
That said, this fricker needs to take his medicine.
Like what's their fricking problem, literally getting upset that people like something they don't.
It has atmosphere, 40 minutes of platforming, and a recycled story. It's not much of a game. The publisher puts these things out regularly. Casuals are largely normies and will throw their money at new thing any chance they get.
>I a GIRL
you missed the point entirely the post isn't about the game. It's about how morons just mindlessly consume and pay $36 for shit on a platter solely because its popular. (OMG gotta get my beyond meat and huel!!!! funko pops forever) idk what the weird rant about rdr2 is about though. There wasn't any homosexuality in the game as far as I know?
>OMG YOU LIKE CAT GAME?? YOU MUST WANNA FRICK ANIMALS!! BTW I AM WOMAN PLZ GIB 500 DOLLARS SO I CAN CRACK SOME SHITTY GAME K THX
I haven't played it though i want to
It's weird how suddenly EVERYONE is talking about this game though, so Ganker hating it forever is pretty much expected.
Empress is 100% right. Frick movie games.
>trashed 500 hour long games to turn around and praise this overpriced 3 hour game
she's right you know.
The rant is way too aggressive to properly convey its point, but it’s correct. If the protagonist was human(oid), people would bat an eye at its short playtime and limited actions, but “haha look at that cat” has blinded the audience.
Empress is so based that she's the only troony in the whole world whose pronouns I will respect.
>empress will never peg you as she insults you and rants on your cat walking simulator
Y live
You know what's the most schizo part of this? Nobody is forcing EMPRESS to do it. But because he's a schizo and a self-important homosexual with an obnoxious ego they'll take whatever game they pay him to Crack rather than cracking the games he likes because he believes people are should play them. Literally handball 17 is the most meme example of this, where nobody cracked it because it was basically shovelware with denuvo.
In the effort of PRETENDING to be an Uber-hacker with mad l33t skills they missed exactly what scene groups do, brag about their skills by making the games they like accessible to piracy.
EMPRESS is the epitome of a troony only being able to think of about themselves and yet somehow being a slave to a system that leeches off of them, in this case being donators.
Get fricked troony. I'll slap 500 bucks and tell you to suck my wiener todo crack Stray 2
I love /ourgirl/ empress. She keeps the Scene alive with kino NFOs and keeps cracking denuvo trash games. Based.
Sometimes I wish she and FitGirl would cosplay or occassionally post pics of themselves so I can jerk in joy and peace of mind.
Why does defending Arthur Morgan make me gay?
You need to read another nfo rant to get the full lore, I forgot which one.
what's up with people who think they are in positions of power thinking anybody else thinks what their opinions are on subjects completely unrelated to what they are supposedly good at?
like a celebrity lecturing people on politics.
It's fun that my voice for this picture transformed over the course of reading, from the average shrieking autist, to a furiously puritan British girl.
i do not know becuz i have not played it or seen anything relating 2 it.
It's hardly even a game, and yes it's shit. Welcome to creating overrated garbage, just feature reddits favorite animal as the lead.
>I AM A GIRL (BTW)!!!!!
>if you like the cat game YOU WANT TO FRICK THE CAT!!!!1!1!!
>*proceeds to sperg out unintelligible bullshit*
Why do people take this guy seriously again?
based, a normal higher being can divide their opinions from their professionalism.
could've just said something like
>wow this is a bad game, cat people are fricking low-ip simps lmao
but he didn't
EMPRESS confirmed white woman
She must be on one of those days
I hate stray honestly but
>literal troony telling people how to be straight
lmao
Hackers are the most braindead homosexuals in all of vidya. They "protest" corporations holding control when in reality the hackers and the corporations are in business together, selling your private data and even corrupting your game data if you do too good and speak out against them. All of you anarchist, corpratist, miserable money hungry greedy scum will be judged harsher than I when everything is said and done.
I just wanted to play as a cat, why does everyone have to make it wierd and political?
Never played Stray but I would take a 2 hour game like Portal, which has amazing pacing and is full of ideas, over games that have 500 hours of garbage "content".
>people defending a literal walking simulator
What the frick happened to this place. Is it because it has cats?
Games with cats and doggos are base, and trannies hates them because people would rather have them than having a troon being an attention prostitute.
Wow trannies actually live in your head rent free
That's a very interesting way of arguing. Filling half your message with hatred against trannies so whenever someone criticizes your shitty arguments you just call them trannies as well.
>saying doggos
Go back moron
Yeah, why is that so hard to belive that and why do you feel the need to attack that?
It's pretty and it has some fun little puzzles. It has charm, and it doesn't overstay its welcome.
That said, I'd be a little miffed if I had paid full price for it. I just played it on PS Plus, which it was released on as a brand new title for some reason. I'll likely never return to it.
Why are you attacking it?
tfw ywnbac (cat)
If Stray was literally just a cat roaming around different environments solving light puzzles and being told a story through imagery it would be a genius game. Brining in the robots, doing fetch quests, one-note environments bring it down to merely okay. Just watch vtubers play it.
What is this MDos looking shit I see everwhere now?
Trannies cant make based Ascii readmes like the cracking groups of the old
Thats the kind of schizoposting that can only come from here. Shes one of us
Based. Wonder if she will go ham against israelites too, because ~~*Goldberg*~~ made steam emu.
Which denuvo shovelware game hasn't been cracked yet? Dying Light 2 seems like dog shit version of 1.
empress is a schizo and a mad man. thanks for the free game anyways bro
Utterly deranged. But then, he is a troony
>500 hour games filled with """""""content"""""""
Yeah okay
HOLY BASED. Yeah this game is dog ass, the only redeeming quality is that if you have a gf she will enjoy watch you play. She is completely right, it is a fricking shame to consider yourself a man and play this game just by yourself.
Ganker is ungrateful as frick, tell us to pirate, but want the pirate dead.
imagine being her little slave boy, imagine she forcing you to do all kinds of things for her while she cracks games, like massaging her feet or even lick her pussy or ass, she must spend all day on the computer leaving almost no time do clean herself, so you would have to clean her parts yourself with your tongue, also since she doesn't have time to go to the bathroom she would make you drink her pee multiple times a day or even worse... and all that while being mean and degrading to you,even so i would love to be her slave boy, empress is a goodness and she deserves to be worshipped as such!
Stray is an obvious attempt to capitalise on mental alteration from toxoplasmosis. It's a couple hour long walking simulator at full price with nothing unique except cat model. This type of thing is typically laughed out of the room, but cat owners will insist LOOKA DA WITTOW CUTIE CAT 10/10. Not only that, but toxoplasmosis causes these people to act extremely aggressively to anyone who doesn't love their flea infested torture furballs.
The equivalent would be selling heroin addicks BLACK TAR SIMULATOR
I'm simply watching Vinny play it. Imagine paying for a REAL walking simulator LMAO.
And I'm not just classifying anything indie as walking simulators. I loved outer wilds.
Why does this game make people have mental breakdowns? I don't get it.
It is popular.
Popular yet simple game bad
Empress, chill the frick out, we dont care about your dick, just keep releasing games.
This fricking thread is fricking repulsive. Fricking losers trying to sound tough.
You think you're tough?
You're nothing. High Opinions come from high valuable people. You're not valuable. You're fricking trash. A trash liking trash games.
All you can do is whine and cry and point fingers. Meanwhile the world goes by you. You're miserable, slow fricks and you don't deserve a single happy thing that comes from the scene.
You're pigs, unfavorable pitch b***hes, and you can pray more cracks will be coming. You can pray, but you have control. You don't dictate. The scene dictates.
And the scene always wins.
Frick you. Frick your mothers. Frick your friends.
tldr he is seething because most of his downloaders don't even acknowledge him as "girl"
>This is now "BEYOND" gay
What did she mean by this?