Streamer Beats Elden RlNG by breathing

Meanwhile Ganker: NOOOOOOOOO BOSS COMBOS ARE TOO LONG!!!! NOOOOOO THEY SWING TOO FAST!!! NOOOO 2 SECOND DELAYED ATTACKS!! WHY CANT I JUST BACKSTAB THE BOSS OVER AND OVER AGAIN?? THATS HOW IT IS IN DARK SOULS!! NOO

You are pathetic, Ganker.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >106 likes
    >1.3k views
    Watch as OP flails and pretends he doesn't live on Twitter and follow e-celebs nonstop

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do people that cry that the game is too hard reconcile this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take solice in the fact that I'm not an autistic neckbeard desperate for likes on twitch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you cope and seethe, got it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still not watching his stream

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, what the fuck
      why can't my adblocker pick up threads like this

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you used your hands you didnt beat the game.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring was pretty easy aside from Malenia. I would probably rate it as the easiest or 2nd easiest eldensoulsbornekiro game

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What software and hardware does he use? I struggle controlling dota 2 with my controller (obviously) but this guy only has breathing (and lip?) inputs. How the fuck does he map the game controls to not totally suck? I assume he forgoes some functionality like maybe manual camera movement but im curious exactly what his setup is like

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden ring is too hard for you cas-
    >*Ring ring ring*
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP CHEATING MIYAZAKI HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there like a huge category of people who try to beat games with things besides holding the controller in their hands? Is there a name for that kind of autistic challenge run? Algorithm style?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you assume that we care about your souls shit OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker loves souls games cry harder

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        T. Hivemind

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hurf durf just because there were 5 elden ring threads up at the same time for 2 months after the game released doesn't mean a majority of Ganker likes the game!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Call me when it reaches dragons dogma tier.

      • 2 months ago
        /v/

        >hurf durf just because there were 5 elden ring threads up at the same time for 2 months after the game released doesn't mean a majority of Ganker likes the game!

        no, i don't, fuck off and die bitch ass bro.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what are you doing this Monday?
    using my arms like a normal human and not some armless crippled freak lmao

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a literal kid
    Keep that in mind if you find yourself in an argument on this board

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some crippled guy absolutely shit all over """"""video game journalists""""""

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon there's nothing more pathetic than being a children's entertainer.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game so shit that only thing it's good for is tryhard shitposting

  15. 2 months ago
    [email protected]

    honest question how do they even do this? i struggle with a controller, hard to imagine playing any game with a controller

    it's almost like taking the power glove from the NES and beating ninja gaiden with it, how?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What software and hardware does he use? I struggle controlling dota 2 with my controller (obviously) but this guy only has breathing (and lip?) inputs. How the fuck does he map the game controls to not totally suck? I assume he forgoes some functionality like maybe manual camera movement but im curious exactly what his setup is like

      It's fake, retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You spend all of your free time doing one thing austically and this is the result. These are the guys who datamine games and watch slow motion videos of boss movements.
      Most normal people just don't give a shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme autism

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he breathed
    LMAOOO ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The brown part is good what's the big deal with that

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, now beat it by sucking a dildo shaped joystick

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat.
    Game is still ass.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Streamer Beats Elden RlNG by breathing
    so did i, i was breathing the entire time while playing

    in fact, im breathing right now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im breathing right now

      Prove it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *hnffff*
        *haaaaa*

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Loins jersey
    Nah, this guy is more pathetic than Ganker.

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