Meanwhile Ganker: NOOOOOOOOO BOSS COMBOS ARE TOO LONG!!!! NOOOOOO THEY SWING TOO FAST!!! NOOOO 2 SECOND DELAYED ATTACKS!! WHY CANT I JUST BACKSTAB THE BOSS OVER AND OVER AGAIN?? THATS HOW IT IS IN DARK SOULS!! NOO
You are pathetic, Ganker.
Meanwhile Ganker: NOOOOOOOOO BOSS COMBOS ARE TOO LONG!!!! NOOOOOO THEY SWING TOO FAST!!! NOOOO 2 SECOND DELAYED ATTACKS!! WHY CANT I JUST BACKSTAB THE BOSS OVER AND OVER AGAIN?? THATS HOW IT IS IN DARK SOULS!! NOO
You are pathetic, Ganker.
>106 likes
>1.3k views
Watch as OP flails and pretends he doesn't live on Twitter and follow e-celebs nonstop
How do people that cry that the game is too hard reconcile this?
I take solice in the fact that I'm not an autistic neckbeard desperate for likes on twitch.
So you cope and seethe, got it.
Still not watching his stream
yeah, what the frick
why can't my adblocker pick up threads like this
If you used your hands you didnt beat the game.
Elden Ring was pretty easy aside from Malenia. I would probably rate it as the easiest or 2nd easiest eldensoulsbornekiro game
What software and hardware does he use? I struggle controlling dota 2 with my controller (obviously) but this guy only has breathing (and lip?) inputs. How the frick does he map the game controls to not totally suck? I assume he forgoes some functionality like maybe manual camera movement but im curious exactly what his setup is like
>Elden ring is too hard for you cas-
>*Ring ring ring*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP CHEATING MIYAZAKI HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there like a huge category of people who try to beat games with things besides holding the controller in their hands? Is there a name for that kind of autistic challenge run? Algorithm style?
Why do you assume that we care about your souls shit OP
Ganker loves souls games cry harder
T. Hivemind
>hurf durf just because there were 5 elden ring threads up at the same time for 2 months after the game released doesn't mean a majority of Ganker likes the game!
Call me when it reaches dragons dogma tier.
no, i don't, frick off and die b***h ass homie.
>what are you doing this Monday?
using my arms like a normal human and not some armless crippled freak lmao
OP is a literal kid
Keep that in mind if you find yourself in an argument on this board
>some crippled guy absolutely shit all over """"""video game journalists""""""
Anon there's nothing more pathetic than being a children's entertainer.
>game so shit that only thing it's good for is tryhard shitposting
honest question how do they even do this? i struggle with a controller, hard to imagine playing any game with a controller
it's almost like taking the power glove from the NES and beating ninja gaiden with it, how?
It's fake, moron
You spend all of your free time doing one thing austically and this is the result. These are the guys who datamine games and watch slow motion videos of boss movements.
Most normal people just don't give a shit.
Extreme autism
>he breathed
LMAOOO ngmi
The brown part is good what's the big deal with that
Ok, now beat it by sucking a dildo shaped joystick
Neat.
Game is still ass.
>Streamer Beats Elden RlNG by breathing
so did i, i was breathing the entire time while playing
in fact, im breathing right now
>im breathing right now
Prove it.
*hnffff*
*haaaaa*
>Loins jersey
Nah, this guy is more pathetic than Ganker.