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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he want YOU to kick HIS ass?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >redguard, but can shout
    >fall damage just gives him all his health back
    what exactly is the lore behind this guy? did he just figure out how to open the console?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T ASK UNFUN QUESTIONS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a spirit of vengeance.

      so how does a normal player that isn't relying on exploits beat this guy?

      Summons or Karstaag. Slow time + Ebony Mail's drain health effect + a powerful weapon with good equipment should do, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Summons or Karstaag
        summons being reliable enough to fight the ebony warrior? you sure about that? I don't think i've ever been close to impressed by them in oblivion or skyrim
        >Slow time + Ebony Mail's drain health effect + a powerful weapon with good equipment should do, too
        alright fair

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Summoning two dremoras while throwing spells at him with shouts can work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            2 dremora summons? when's that possible?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              twin souls perk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah, for some reason that sounds familiar

                when you unlock two summons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              when you unlock two summons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              level 100 conjuration. Fodderizes too much of the game though, boring.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah alright fair. it's one of the things miffing me about TES. either the summons are absolute trash always or they transition into being broken instantly. i don't think i ever hit a middle ground

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish it were limited to conjuration but they cant balance games in general. I I reset my Conjuration to 15 and Enchanting + Blacksmithing alone without any bug abusing is still enough to make Legendary + Survival pretty easy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i feel that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody can learn to shout.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone can learn how to Shout
      It's just the snowflake dragonborn that can do it without any training.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you think about, all imperials and nords can use voice of the emporer and battle cry, so they're shouting without training too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      becoming super op isn't a player only thing in the elder scrolls. There's been plenty of game breaking characters another example is divath fyr from morrowind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the developers randomly wanted a final challenge for the players.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what exactly is the lore behind this guy
      he's literally just some guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then why can he shout?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The grey beards are regular humans that have mastered the way of the voice, it takes years if not decades to learn a shout, probably a lifetime to master one. Only dragon souls have the innate ability to do so without effort, I think the ebony warrior knows three shouts which is pretty impressive nonetheless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its an avatar of ebonarm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's autistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a nordboo, that's why he also wants into sovngarde

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so how does a normal player that isn't relying on exploits beat this guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just one shot him bro.

      >redguard, but can shout
      >fall damage just gives him all his health back
      what exactly is the lore behind this guy? did he just figure out how to open the console?

      He's the avatar of Reman Cyrodii, but as a redguard hero god or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just one shot him bro.
        I SAID NO EXPLOITS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just one shot him bro.
        this is what i mean though, how does casuals not relying on exploits fight him?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I fought him after doing the dlcs, which at that point you're op. Karstaag is a challenging fight even at endgame.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i was talking about ebony warrior not karstaag

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By the time you're high enough LVL to even encounter him you've got high enough Alchemy and enchanting to 1hit him anyway

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Regular enchantment and weapon upgrades are all you need to win any encounter. By the time you hit the level for the ebony warrior you already have 100 alchemy smithing and enchanting, so he definitely doesn't need special strats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ranged or magic to ignore the damage reflect perk. Alchemy for big damage if you can't kite him reliably. He's not that hard so long as he can't one-shot you with your own melee damage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally just hit him and keep chugging pots until he dies, but don't use power strikes because those one shot you
      his fight is just as brainless as any other fight in skyrim, if it was for his damage reflect bullshit it would be even easier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        reason whyyou a say the skyrim easy mode gaming is it not that you a heal potion ultimate drink everytime? just die

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Brain haemorrhagebro?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda want to play Skyrim again, but can't be arsed to spend a week modding it.
    Is there any good mod packs out yet? I'm getting to lazy to do this shit myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Be a man with pair of balls and go vanilla

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both Wabbajack and now even Nexus have dozens of modpacks.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who? never met him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ebony Warrior, you have to reach level 80 for him to spawn

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ebony kino. Wish more armors looked that good

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ebony sucks, steel plate is the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this fat frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now you can enjoy a nice close look at this fat frick.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love Glass which is a miracle since Lederer's concepts are mostly shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi ebony warrior, I'm a bit down on my luck. Could you maybe help me out with, lets say, 50 gold?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talk to gaenor one time with 2.3 million gold
      >easily afford every amount he asks for
      >gaenor gets pissed at me anyway because he doesn't believe anyone would walk around with a million gold
      frick you todd

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there another game like skyrim? I just want a simple game with a big enough world to explore around and sometimes kill bad guys I guess. I've played this shit so much that there's nothing I haven't seen before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe RDR2? Haven't played it but I've heard it's good for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you ever thought "man i wish there was a game like skyrim but purely medieval". kingdom come deliverance. there's also enderal which was originally a skyrim overhaul mod doing its own thing but got such good reception it's its own legit game that's free (because you can't make money off mods)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think I like the fantasy aspect of skyrim mostly because that allows it to have interesting places to explore but I'll give KCD a try. And I didn't know about Enderal, sounds interesting. Thanks.

        Maybe RDR2? Haven't played it but I've heard it's good for that.

        I've seen that too but I'd prefer to be left on my own and I'm not sure if RDR2 will do that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I think I like the fantasy aspect of skyrim mostly because that allows it to have interesting places to explore but I'll give KCD a try
          i'm warning you. it's 0 fantasy. it's for ones medieval autism side
          >And I didn't know about Enderal, sounds interesting. Thanks.
          i only know it exists but nothing more than that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >medieval autism side
            That's fine by me, how's the exploration in this game? I know nothing about the game and I'm interested enough to go blind.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Exploration is pretty great. Good amount of depth and tucked away little areas, with little-hand holding. Dense forests, probably the best in any game ever. Lots of quests where you actually have to find things by eye.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some of the RPG aspects could have been better
                >skill lines somewhat linear due to several skills being either/or (and there being one objectively better)
                >possible not to get the master strike, a game breaker once you get it down, as it's locked behind dialogue that looks like a tutorial
                >alchemy breaking the economy and one of the DLCs pretty much being built with the assumption you're abusing it to some extent
                still probably the best first person RPG in the last decade though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              play on hardcore and it'll be top tier. just be mindful when you go deep into the woods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. The reason Skyrim is so popular despite being objectively horribly designed in almost everything it attempts is because of it's ambition. Aren't many devs out there trying to basically make a world-simulation RPG.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >full damage enchants and weapon upgrades
    >thinks he can defeat me
    it was over before it began

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I love the ebony armor in skyrim.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slows time
    Drinks my x500 2h damage pot
    Stabs stabs stabs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >perma paralyze him with a bow, dont even run, just backpedal slowly every few seconds
    >never take any damage
    superbosses should have paralysis resistance

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bu,p

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