Super Mario fetishist triggered by war—in Call of Duty

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After the initial trailer was pummeled with YouTube dislikes harder than Ghostbusters, the new Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare commercial has almost made the game worth buying — for reasons other than the Cod 4 Remastered bundle.

The combination of witty social commentary and a star-studded cast (Michael Phelps, Dany McBride) has garnered praise where the actual game does not.

But as with everything providing a modicum of joy in this cruel world, someone got offended.

Namely Bob “Moviebob” Chipman, a notorious far left movie and video game culture critic with an unhealthy obsession with Mario, who once called the 90s console war his own personal Vietnam.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/791276409654276096

Moviebob hates Call of Duty because the game about war is too “pro-war” for a conscientious liberal like himself. He once even claimed the series contributed to the rise of right-wing nationalism among the gaming community.

And, according to the Super Mario fetishist, Call of Duty may in fact have ruined the world forever.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/569091159311540224

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/569091920015654912

PRE-CORRECTION: When Moviebob said offensive, he actually meant “disrespectful,” apparently.

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But we know he’s totally offended, so we’re running it anyways.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/599304110958112770

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