Super Mario RPG

It’s over, the superbosses are piss easy

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a Nintendo game is piss easy

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario game
    >Easy
    No shit.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    little cats call us fags and incestous

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dafuq? Was Culex heavily nerfed? The fight in the original without the lazy shell armor.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They always were you nimrod. Mario RPG was never about the challenge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario RPG was never about the challenge.
      This
      Exactly why the game was fucking shit. Literally just baby's first quirky earthbound like rpg game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO SHIT. It was designed to help westerners get into the genre back when it was still struggling. Something a zoomer like you would know nothing about. have a nice day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So, it was a worse FF7, got it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It had better graphics than FF7, and a better combat system.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >graphics
              Debatable, both games look awful
              >better combat system
              homosexual, Mario RPG is almost as deep as dragon quest 1. You just sound butthurt at this point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a worse ff7
                >both games look like shit

                Sour grapes make the best whine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FF7 accomplished what Mario RPG attempted to do
                If you want to play a SNES era RPG that isn't shit, then even super hydlide is a better alternative than mario rpg

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why does Mario RPG trigger you so hard?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Having to buy the FF7 remake in bite-sized pieces may have broken him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a FF9fag

                Why does Mario RPG trigger you so hard?

                It's a shit game, objectively worse than more the other 2 Mario RPG franchises, and Genofags deserve the rope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont normally say this, but fuck yo momma

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >aieeee stop shitting on my shitty childhood game
                Maybe if you had grown up with secret of mana instead, you wouldn't be so ghey

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a FF9fag
                So am I, and SMRPG as a game actually rules.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Super Hydlide was never released on the SNES you stupid zoomer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm talking about the new ones that were advertised as being hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as being hard
        ... for kids, yes. Not a 27 yo balding fatass that games all day and complains on Ganker.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Ryujinx crashing
    it's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get the xci?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So has anyone beaten anymore superbosses yet? We've had anons beat the cake and Booster

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They added in a "Breezy" mode, but where is the Hard mode for people who don't have a room temp IQ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard mode? You mean Breezy? That will be $60!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turn based
      >hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone never played Wizardry 4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Play Go against any remotely experienced player and then come back and tell me turn based games can't be hard.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ost dump when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Music is still encrypted. Short of someone manually ripping all the music from the soundtest, like someone did for Booster Tower you're not goign to get it any time soon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gib booster tower rip

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone posted the whole soundtrack after that since people decrypted, look up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can’t look at that shit on my phone and the fucking songs aren’t even titled you jackass

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm phoneposting
              >Also I don't WANT the music FILES!!!! That's hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Child.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          #35 (Lobby) and 36 ("And My Name's Booster") here :

          MUSIC RIPS HERE
          Listening: https://mega.nz/folder/nrAmCYKC#pNO2iWdn2mxQUrgYM1LlWw

          Downloading: https://www.mediafire.com/file/ug90no62pghf36f/SMRPGRE_OGG.zip/file

          The ZIP has a header (.h) file that I think has titles in Japanese for each track. Open and see in Notepad.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what you're actually playing without music wtf

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell ? The old geezer gave me one fucking coin ! Fuck you.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the superbosses
    You have to sleep at Marrymore hotel after beating the game, then go to Star hill and see the wishes of the bosses to rematch them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some naggers already beat the game that hasn't been leaked for more than 24 hours
      Wew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know you can beat this game in like 4-6 hours playing semi casually, right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's still speedrun-tier. Casual playthrough would take at least more than 10 hours.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is literally why i chose the words "semi casual" but ok

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How about i semi kick you in the cock

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario RPG is a short game by RPG standards. It's only like 8-10 hours long. It was meant to introduce beginners to the genre after all.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or does the new OST feel off? Like it was pitchshifted upward slightly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about the main themes, battle themes are off because you need a combo chain of 5 to add all the instrumentation into it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Combo chain...?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any link for download? Also Ryujinx works?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from the usual place, and also it crashes on start up with Ryujinx.

      Yuzu works perfectly, but music doesn't work (tried both new and snes versions)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you're doing but ryujinx with 17.0 runs perfectly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you're right! Just updated now, thanks for the heads up. Works perfectly now

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To the anon who's in the postgame already could you record Smithy's theme?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >record
      whatever happened to ripping music from the game files

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The files are encrypted.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh that sucks, its criware shit right

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is indeed CRI AWB files. I had no trouble with Like A Dragon Gaiden and 8's demo .awb using Foobar2k and those games are recent too, so yeah, bravo Nintendo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they'll probably get the decryption key in a few days, maybe day 1 when the game comes out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Music is still encrypted. Short of someone manually ripping all the music from the soundtest, like someone did for Booster Tower you're not goign to get it any time soon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Music is still encrypted. Short of someone manually ripping all the music from the soundtest, like someone did for Booster Tower you're not goign to get it any time soon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          MonicaAnon

          VGMStream just got updated. Ripping it now. This is Culex's theme?
          https://vocaroo.com/104vEoZVchU2

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is, im gonna update my vgmstream aswell so i can listen to booster's tower on repeat

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay what the fuck the game is made in unity. what's wrong with them

              • 3 weeks ago
                MonicaAnon

                It was because the audios were encoded in OPUS and vgmstream didn't support that yet for the ACB file type.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep that sounds like Culex alright although it's definitely been remixed to sound more menacing and final boss worthy
            >0:36
            KINO

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sex with Culex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no this is final fantasy 4

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              someone didn't play the original

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't think it's as good as ffxiv's version unfortunately but it's still decent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yoko Shomomurified FFIV Boss theme
            EAR. SEX!
            EAR.
            SEX!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that was a thing since the original:

              since she did the original

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her music style has clearly changed in 27 years anon, you can't compare that to a post KH/Mario and Luigi remix

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Culex boss theme is lifted from FFIV though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not quite. Mario RPG and FFIV have very different soundfonts, so even if the original midi was lifted, work had to be done to change it to work in the new soundfont.

                ?feature=shared
                You can notice how Yoko used the goofy toad town brass sounds in the Mario RPG version, it definitely has a few changes at least.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. I stand corrected.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People expecting Soken's version are dumb. Including me. This is more in line with a "straight up" remix.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >People expecting Soken's version are dumb.

              especially when Yoko Shinomura herself confirmed she was doing the sondtrack and she has her own way of doing things:

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Soken cant compose after endshitter trailer and 6.1 alliance final boss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, they definitely took some cues from this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >that uses guitar
              >yoko uses violin
              How the flip does she do that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally sounds like something out of Mario and Luigi

            I cannot handle this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder if devs from Mario & Luigi worked on this outside of Shimomura. Any video of the credits out yet?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the best final fantasy game(FF4)'s battle theme by Yoko Shimomura
            FF4CHADS WINNING!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else absolutely loving the little dances they do when a party member levels up?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario dancing!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GO FROG BOY GO

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the link and samus cameos in the remake???

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a link? Can't find it in the usual places?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a big difference between challenging and "impossible to die"

    I died couple of times to origami king bosses. That game had great boss fights.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    MonicaAnon

    MUSIC RIPS HERE
    Listening: https://mega.nz/folder/nrAmCYKC#pNO2iWdn2mxQUrgYM1LlWw

    Downloading: https://www.mediafire.com/file/ug90no62pghf36f/SMRPGRE_OGG.zip/file

    The ZIP has a header (.h) file that I think has titles in Japanese for each track. Open and see in Notepad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      058 is Smithy phase 2.

      I got lucky and got that first time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised the Smithy themes aren't changed that much when generic battles, stronger enemy, and armed bosses sound so much different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the booster's tower song has no right to go that hard. specially when the original sounds like shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Barrel Volcano
      Fucking Ruined!
      >Smithy Form 2

      Ear sex!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #60 is the timer test song for puzzles and holy shit i would piss my pants if i was in a SAW room and this played

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nimbus land
      /soul/ entering my body as we speak. this soundtrack has been nothing but a pleasure to listen to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nu-my name is booster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are out of your mind or have some abhorrent taste in music.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo make games for retards literally tendies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and yet it's still better than 160 GB open world moviegames.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is neosquid still in or is it named mouth now

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    silence, Lazy Shell user

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the lazy anons
    Phase 1
    https://voca.ro/19LrTuIAWfb5
    Phase 2
    https://voca.ro/1dJvHR0BNijT

    There's extra music files for these fights with less detail, i have no idea what these mean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the less detailed ones are for when you don't have a chain going, if you do have a chain going above like 5 it plays the more detailed ones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, Kero Sewers is intense now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly sure how I feel about phase 2, but 1 is fucking fantastic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like an amateur youtube fan remix sadly, tendies will enjoy the nostalgia slop as always though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Modern Shimomura in a nutshell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that really Shimomura-sensei doing the new arrangements? What a shame.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that really Shimomura-sensei doing the new arrangements? What a shame.

          She became trannyfied like everything else, and her garbage music shows it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bass in the middle of Phase 2 is bit too quiet. Hopefully the "quiet" versions sound better.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    052 is the important theme for that guy that was waiting yesterday.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I must know, did they remake the menu trailer?

    https://youtu.be/2QUaiZxUC4k?si=KZBLMUnrpdYExnQz

    I assume not because of how much beta content is in it. But the music is too good to simply not use.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    xci link please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s a link for you: https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/mcdonalds-careers.html

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already have a job thanks plus I have the game preordered I just want to play it and avoid accidentally getting spoiled while Best Buy inevitably delivers my game late.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jrpgs are for mouthbreathers
    what fans of the genre want out of the gameplay are good animations and for it to be over quickly
    they're all piss easy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me because i like to play different kinds of games

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOUNDTRACK
    SOUNDTRACK
    SOUNDTRACK
    SOUNDTRACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read the thread dumbass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've known for 12 hours it's encrypted you god damn nagger monkey. I want it to get decrypted but surely that's too much of a task for you Gankeriggers, too busy playing the game and jacking off to Big Yoshi's fat ass have a nice day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          READ. FUCKING. DUMBASS.

          MUSIC RIPS HERE
          Listening: https://mega.nz/folder/nrAmCYKC#pNO2iWdn2mxQUrgYM1LlWw

          Downloading: https://www.mediafire.com/file/ug90no62pghf36f/SMRPGRE_OGG.zip/file

          The ZIP has a header (.h) file that I think has titles in Japanese for each track. Open and see in Notepad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LETS GOOOO THANKS MONKEY

        • 3 weeks ago
          MonicaAnon
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss typing with T9

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is the point of breeze mode?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very very little kid mode/disabled mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      journalist mode

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Music works fine on ryujinx ldn, why did people lie about encrypted music in this thread/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're talking about ripping it you dumbass.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You naggers literally say that every game is piss easy anyway so why does it matter.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wants a challenge
    >decides to play a Mario game
    Mate what are you doing?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need a status update, anyone beating those secret bosses yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cake - gives an accessory that auto-revives you
      Booster - Geno weapon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon beat Bundt Cake and Booster and said they were easy
      but he was also using the Mario/Peach/Geno core likely with the lazy shell so lol

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Culex theme any different?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VGMStream just got updated. Ripping it now. This is Culex's theme?
      https://vocaroo.com/104vEoZVchU2

      The OG plays for the first 2D fight and this plays for the new one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it a refight after the 2d?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not straight after, no one has found the extra shiny stone but working theory is that you beat all the rematches then you get the stone and fight 3D Culex as the final boss

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone's gotten to the credits? I'm interested in the staff.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else having trouble with the Jump timing? I got it every time in the original but I can't get it in the remake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you using a pro controller? I was having trouble with jump as well last night. It was the only move I couldn’t seem to time that well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lobby
    https://voca.ro/162GV6Y51LAM
    >And My Name's Booster
    https://voca.ro/1hexI9R3M4mv
    This one is for all you fat ugly bastard lovers out there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boosterchads are eating well HOLY

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To the anons who have been playing
    Did bowyer end up being a triple move tutorial like how it was theorised in previous threads? forcing you to use the triple move to finish him off because he locks all 3 buttons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        smart use of in-game gimmicks
        kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do timed hits function the same way with the same timing windows?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's Weapons Factory, shit is a banger
    Excuse the pun
    . Reminds me of KH2 music in a good way
    https://voca.ro/1i5BeQHivQaM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse the KH2 autism but there isn't a song that sounds like this. It's good though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does remind me of TWTNW, but the Days variant.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mang i was gonna finish up the SNES one before this came out, i got like 3/4's of the way through.
    Ditch and play this or finish that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, if you're over halfway through then you might aswell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't see any reason to start all over, remake is very faithful overall

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I'd rather just play a difficulty rom hack of the original, this shit is ridiculously easy

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting other Culex related themes because Holy shit. The second theme is legitimately beautiful, i don't say that lightly
    >Victory over Culex!
    https://voca.ro/1mtKtKWHkR3C
    >Conversation with Culex
    https://voca.ro/1hGmfc5LgSQC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I asked this earlier on but is Culex still cool with Mario after the 3D fight, or does he die?
      >https://voca.ro/1hGmfc5LgSQC
      Very nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >final fantasy music
      😐
      >final fantasy music in BING BING WAHOO
      :O

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fantasy music
        >:|

        ahem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first time hearing ff prelude, tendie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kid...
      1. I guess I'm happy you enjoy Nobuo Uematsu's score for "Final Fantasy" games, but...
      2. You're not listening to something new. Final Fantasy has had its music composed by a musical genius, Nobuo Uematsu, since its beginning. You're listening to music that's been written and available in probably and I'm not joking, here, over 73 different orchestrations.

      I'm happy you like FF's music, but dang, kid. Get out of bed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You stupid nagger i know what FF1 is i played it years ago, i'm saying this rendition by Yoko sounds amazing which even compared to the originals IS different.
        God you fucking parasites just can't wait to get to get your fucking screencap and project fucking console war homosexualry from over 25 years ago onto someone, can't someone just say a song sounds nice without all these fucking assumptions? This place is the fucking worst due to people like you, here's your fucking (You)

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone help me? I can't get the game to boot in Ryujinx at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something's up with the xci
      use the nsp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both work on my machine.
        inb4 anon dl'd the fake xci with the video

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the xci from nxbrew for some reason doesn't load on ryujinx, no clue why
          however the nsp loads fine

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the 3D culex theme just sounds like a KH remix of the FF4 boss theme, its beautiful

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Geno forest theme?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed the original but im only here for the new ost
    im getting to the point where I dont wanna play remakes and ports anymore

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does someone have all psychopath texts ripped?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still seeding the first torrent posted around here.
    Now I wonder how many people will play it for the first time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots and lots of kids I bet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For now I see over 1300 peers, and those would only be the torrent numbers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots and lots of kids I bet.

      I grew up with mario and never played it. Can't wait to play this for the first time. did it even release in europe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >did it even release in europe?
        nope, i didnt know about this game til years later

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >did it even release in europe?
        No, it has no PAL version.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That victory/level up music goes fucking HARD

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the organ part at 00:44 in the new smithy theme
    holy shit

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new music is mostly great and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May you get caught.
    May you get caught.
    And may Nintendo have their way with you.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the exclamation mark for attack/defense timing only show up sometimes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It goes away once the game has decided you've gotten gud in regards to that attack.

      If you stop being gud it will come back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you get good enough at timing, the
        "!" disappears

        When you're doing well, it goes away. When you start to miss them, it comes back.

        fug i exposed myself as a timing shitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you get good enough at timing, the
      "!" disappears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you're doing well, it goes away. When you start to miss them, it comes back.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt any other rpgs do the interactive skills in combat? like timed button press for less dmg blocking or tapping button at set intervals for more dmg/mario jumps on heads, etc. final fantasy stayed turn based push x simulator until the jump to single player mmo garbage. no one else did what mario rpg did. only other thing close is like old final fantasy with street fighter tier move inputs for the monk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why didnt any other rpgs do the interactive skills in combat? like timed button press for less dmg blocking or tapping button at set intervals for more dmg/mario jumps on heads,

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to play this, but I'd feel wrong not playing the others.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really dont have to, the main character of the previous game shows up for like 5 minutes and fucks off, and 2 others show up as boss fights and also fuck off, mainly for the fanservice of "OMG ITS HIM". He only shows up again as a party member in the new game coming out in January.

          Alternatively, the other Mario RPG games also have action commands.
          Legend of Dragoon on the PS1
          Mother 3 has music/rhythm timed hits
          Eternal Sonata
          The Capcom X Namco/Project X Zone games, its an turn based SRPG
          DBZ Attack of the Saiyans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yakuza
        >no one looks japanese

        wtf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          half the cast are chinese or korean

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its funny the fames abour yakuza its about one man against the yakuza always to the point they even make daigo antagonist in 5 or 4 i dont remember well that ceap

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Daigo was sort of an antagonist in 4 because the Tojo had been hemorrhaging money since fucking 1 and the deaths of literally everyone higher up except for him and Majima in 2 and 3 have left him desperate. He gets some sense kicked into him by Kiryu and is on the good guys side again in 5.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sea of stars did it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because turn-based RPGs aren't supposed to be about timed presses. Whether your party can win the encounters is to be determined by character builds and possibly some specific tactics involving buffs/debuffs, or whatever gimmicks the game uses.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A super mario game made by the ff4 guys its too fucking easy

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid in 1996, it took me about a week to beat this during the summer. You guys just ignored every side quest and didn't bother collecting anything at all if you beat it in 10 hours?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus you're old

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was filtered when I played it on the snes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered
      >By baby's first RPG
      Were you a literal baby.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was a late bloomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not alone. It's embarrassing to admit, but I vaguely remember getting filtered by Croco for a little while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESL here, I was filtered by the Sunken Ship as a kid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek the bane of Hispanics.

        Water Blast

        Man that nagger hit so fucking hard.
        Are enemies / bosses rebalanced at all?
        Not like its needed but it would be interesting to see harder battles

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the game is the exact same stat wise, with the inclusion of added special enemies with double the stats.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My tv filtered me at the sunken ship because my shitty crt made the font for the l look like an i.
        Autism won out and I literally sat there for like an hour just trying every possible combination.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love Culex's 3D theme, sounds like a much more menacing/aggressive version of the original and the violin transition at 1:04 to the loop is perfect.

    We getting close to somebody fighting Culex 3D yet? Or still a couple rematches left before him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last count people only seemed to have beaten Booster and the cake.

      That still leaves Punchinello, Belome, Johnathan Jones, & Jinx.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TY, also is that still image of Culex 3D part of a cut scene or something and we're going to see more of him or is it just that image (or do we not know yet)?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What i love about it is how it's mostly meanacing until 0:36 where the song regains it's hopeful bouncy Mario energy even if it's still a FF song, it's a really great take on the theme

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah agreed, perfect remix of the Culex theme with the first half being notably darker and the second half soaring until the violin transition which ties back perfectly.

        I keep listening to it on loop and it's really grown on me.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New batch of Mario bingers
    >Hey, You ever hear about that Mario guy?
    https://voca.ro/1iyDLNz2IEC2
    >Rose Town
    https://voca.ro/176Qge8XFQmq
    >Welcome to Yoshi's Island!
    https://voca.ro/1fwPw28agsiT

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know where the hidden treasure is in the arena after you beat Bowyer? I don't have enough patience to jump every 2 inches in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try jumping near the corners of the map

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm usually autistic when it comes to remaster OSTs and always stick to the originals, but they did a really good job with the music in this game i'm surprised.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Length seems fine to me, especially with the postgame rematches and being able to travel around and talk to everyone with Smithy defeated.

    Can easily spend 20+ hours playing this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Booster actually married to that bird woman or he escaped?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can easily spend 20+ hours playing this.
      naggerslopper.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and being able to travel around and talk to everyone with Smithy defeated.
      Do they explain why Geno and Bowser are still hanging with you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you load a cleared save a toad barges into mario's room and goes "Mario! Were you dreaming about beating Smithy? Anyway I have a gift for you" and hands you a ticket to the expensive inn room, the game unlocks harder content but story-wise you haven't beaten Smithy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. That might be my favorite "punts you back out before the final boss" justification.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just paid 500 coins on fireworks, got the shiny stone, then a carbo cookie, then the guy I gave the carbo cookie to just left and didn't give me anything. Now he's back and asks for a carbo cookie again. WTF??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give him the cookie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you jump on the bucket while he's gone it warps you to Midas River.

      Not sure why you'd want to do that for the cost involved.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give him the cookie

        He literally promised to give me some green thing and he left to get it. And then he came back and just asked for the cookie again as if I had never given him anything. I thought it was bugged.
        >If you jump on the bucket while he's gone it warps you to Midas River.
        Wtf, what a waste of money. Literally got scammed.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water Blast

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Bowser's equipments have better stats or are they still inferior to the other characters?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario if he low poly.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon...

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s over, the superbosses are piss easy
    >Browser history: How to get lazy shell???

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seaside Town
    https://vocaroo.com/1oBWp1b64Ex3

    Just how I imagined it would sound like, thanks Yoko.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amateur

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good stuff. I like the piano solo. Dunno if I like flute as much but it's alright.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://vocaroo.com/1oBWp1b64Ex3
      I was trying to remember, "I swear I've heard a humorous remix for this track" some time ago and I couldn't find it until I caved and opened my old external HD and realized it was completely renamed.

      I actually like the comical tone of this more.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Square is stupid for not making a DLC pack for Theatrhythm Final Curtain for this game's soundtrack. I would've bought it easily.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic the Hedgehog
    Donkey Kong 3

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really worth full price? It's an upscaled SNES game with barely any new content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not but at least whats here is good. I wouldn't call it a replacement but it is a pretty good 3D version of it and 2D/3D Culex is soulful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth if you want to support the devs. Otherwise games are free.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what upscaled means

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the superbosses are piss easy
    Fuck it, imma just go through the game without armor/weapons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised there isn't a super Croco. They could make him steal your equipment like he does for items in his second fight.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the advantage for the soken arrangement is the trumpets used throughout and the saxophone solo. otherwise they're extremely similar.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone really think they were going to drastically change the game?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original English translation didn't include the joke from the Japanese version and instead had some bullshit about Culex serving the black mage. I assume that was changed so that the 3D rematch makes more sense?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep that was changed. It's possible the antimatter line is saved for the rematch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup! all of Culex's dialogue is now accurately translated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judging from the leaked lines I've read, it seems this Culex merged the original Woolsey translation with the original JP translation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you have a list of dialogue available or-? would be really interested in reading it all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Found it here:
          https://famiboards.com/threads/mario-rpg-leak-thread.8072/page-2
          Also, judging by the dialogue, the Culex 3D rematch can be done as many times as you want and he'll count the amount of turns you took to defeat him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Culex comes from a fake game called Last Illusion

            fucking kek

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Personally, I like his rematch Thought Peek.

              You shall bear witness to the power of post-game content!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i mean, Squeenix (and a studio that directly works with them) is still working in this game, and the FF music is still there.

              why stick to a fake game name? if the issue is them clarifying he is not from any FF game (despite the fact he obviously is) why not just put 'he arrived from a world of an ancient story about crystals' or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because if he was actually from FF you'd have to deal with copyright. Besides it's funnier he's from knockoff FF

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >copyright
                Who made SMPRG?
                Who made Final Fantasy?

                Hmmmmmm...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A Dragon Quest superboss reference nested in my Final Fantasy reference superboss? Nice.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if I reach 99?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get Peach's vibrator

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >accessory slot
        >raises attack and magic attack, decreases defense and magic defense and speed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even know what it even does normally. It says you get a stat buff but I am not sure I can tell the difference.

        Fucked it up at 92...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what it even does normally. It says you get a stat buff but I am not sure I can tell the difference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jump? I haven't played the remake but you get the super jumper from monstro town

      I don't even know what it even does normally. It says you get a stat buff but I am not sure I can tell the difference.

      Underageb&

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the jumps retard, it's how many action commands you got right in a row including guarding.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont be a fucking asshole Mike

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck do you fix audio in cutscenes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ryujinx, SoundIO, 17.0.0 firmware. Restart the emulator. Enjoy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't work :/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wont even make it to title screen
        tf am i doin wrong

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3D Culex being the postgame final boss is absolutely perfect, hard to imagine a better way to end the game than him returning after attaining his 3D form.

    Makes the original feel more complete.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the super mobs are real heavy hitters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically enough the remake ends up having harder encounters thanks to the occasional super mob, especially if they can use group attacks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So like, are some enemies just randomly on steroids or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they have considerably more health and do a lot more damage. They drop more EXP,money, and frog coins however.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually kinda cool. Gives the game a bit more flavor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes lol. Some enemies are tagged as stronger, they attack in the same way but do more damage than usual and can also tank more hits.
        I am liking this change, at least now you have a reason to spend flower points in normal fights outside of healing.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://squareenixmusic.com/features/interviews/yokoshimomura.shtml
    >Many fans would love to hear the Super Mario RPG or Parasite Eve music in a new orchestrated form!
    :^)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now we just need the author of the original novels to play nice with SE

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh beginner RPG isn't ballbustingly difficult
    Who cares, the remake is a pure delight. I never cared much for SMRPG (always preferred Paper Mario) but even I have to admit this is a home-run.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new version of Midas River made me cry. Not hard. Not long.
    Maybe it was the instrumentation. Maybe it was the memories of a better time.
    But that banjo twang on the second loop opened up something, just for a few seconds.

    Yoko did good.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flower points are still a shared resource

    Why did they keep this? You get so many Flower Tabs, Jars, and Boxes that you could max everyone's individual FP. Just make the cost higher for the stronger skills if you don't want hem to be spammable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More strategy is good

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new version of within the earthen pipe

    God I love how this woman has been doing the same arrangement with the underground theme and her having that ambience at the start since the fucking beginning

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy's fuckin rad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      W-What does the Switch button do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can switch party members during battles in the remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shuts down the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lets you swap party members

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It Dougs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ruins the entire game in one foul swoop so no one ever gets a game over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >foul swoop
          ESL detected

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's impossible to get a game over once you get the lazy shell since it reduces all damage received to 1.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proper hard mode mod when? Shouldn't be hard to do since its made in Unity.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's Culex's battle thoughts btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Culex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if they kept sex jokes in jp battle thoughts

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this scene in?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they expanded on it, that's why the game is rated M

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, can confirm. It's actually a pre-rendered FMV now, super cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soulless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish the average remake was as "soulless" as SMRPG. The only thing I don't like is the UI but it's not like the original was any better.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made it past the wedding cake. It's literally the same game. What a shame. I guess it's for zoomers who never got to play the original when it was new.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we could have gotten a new story, a new game
      Fuck remakes an the nagger zoomer millenial cattle that buy these

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We will when this thing sells 6 million copies in a year

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a boring remake. They barely changed anything.
    FF7 remains the gold standard. SO2's was good too.
    This is a cash grab.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7 remains the gold standard
      Hell no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is. It actually remade the game and gave returning players new stuff
        Resident Evil 4 is also just as good, letting the game feel new while still revisiting nostalgia
        This game changes nothing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This game changes nothing
          Several things in battles and adds boss rematches as post-game content.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This game changes nothing
          So you're saying that FF7 and RE4 had so many flaws, that they needed help to even be desirable.
          But SMRPG had its shit together so well that changing perfection has no merit.

          That's kind of you to say.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do kingdom hearts fags really

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Using "Kingdom Hearts fags" as an insult in a thread for a game made by the Kingdom Hearts team with the Kingdom Hearts composer and Kingdom Hearts-style OCs and a Final Fantasy crossover superboss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you make something good it means you are incapable of making disney slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a fucking retard if you think FF7 is the gold standard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FF7 isn't even a remake, drink bleach you time janny loving bastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spending over $180 for a remake, having to buy a next gen console to continue playing it, and having to wait a decade to fully play it should be the gold standard
      Mh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7 remains the gold standard
      This is a blue board. Keep your disgusting shit on b or trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7 remains the gold standard.
      Literally isn't a remake. Which you would know if you'd actually played it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only autistic retards say this.

        Having meta/alternate timeline elements in a remake doesn't make it not a remake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it certainly isnt now... its more than clear that for nomura 'REMAKE' is to make a new story fom scratch, not making again the same story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7
      so you don't want a remake. you want a sequel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >change too much
      >'what the FUCK bros they ruined everything this is nothing like the original game wheres the _____ why did they add this stupid stealth section'
      >remain faithful
      >'what the FUCK bros this is literally the same game I played as a kid 80 Canadian dollars for this why didn't they change this part it always sucked as a kid'

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They kept the "Mustn't run away" line for the Crook enemy (although he only says it once instead of twice). Were any of the other Eva references kept?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, so this is what ArtePiazza has been doing after the Romancing SaGa 3 remake? Cool, they're great devs. Was expecting them to keep working for the SaGa team in Frontier 2, but that's not likely anymore.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hnnng that Rose Town theme.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw nintendo game is hard

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the shyguys during mack's fight are their own unique enemies and i missed the though peek
    FUCK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I missed it too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you just go find Mack in the factory (or in postgame there) and fight him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use Thought Peek on Bodyguard
      >"You know, I think I prefer Mack too"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this true? lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all.
          But if you Thought Peek Claymorton he says "I can't get this old song out of my head"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I missed it too

      Can't you just go find Mack in the factory (or in postgame there) and fight him?

      If you miss to thought peek any enemy, in booster path there's a hidden dude that register all the enemies previous to Mallow, and you can pay 3 frog coins for each enemy you failed to register.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like SM RPG just needed a postgame and a climactic final boss for the postgame. In that sense this remake is perfect because it handles both issues.

    That's all it was missing; absolutely no need for the FF7 or RE4 treatment here.

    I'd rather get a SM RPG 2 after this that does a lot of new things with the characters/places and provides for a lot more story/exploration.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd rather get a SM RPG 2 after this that does a lot of new things with the characters/places and provides for a lot more story/exploration.
      Oh I fucking wish.

      I don't know what you're doing but ryujinx with 17.0 runs perfectly

      Same.
      XCI also works on actual hardware in case you are wondering, and that doesn't even a firmware above 16.0.2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would've liked just one more new party member to top it all off, whether it be Luigi or bazooka rambo Toad, even one of the Axem rangers turncoating.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I respect that, but I think any new stuff is going to be saved for a potential sequel which is why they didn't change the 5 party members. I wouldn't be surprised if Square/Nintendo were already forming a development team to handle a sequel; this remake is guaranteed to be a financial success and all the game assets are now updated/modernized.

        An SM RPG 2 with a cast of say 10-12 party members that rotate in and out depending on story makes a lot of sense.

        Can have Luigi, Toad, Prince Mallow, Geno, Johnny as rotating members to Mario, Peach, Bowser and add another 2 original members.

        I'd envision just Mario as the one who's always part of the party while others come and go based on their story arcs; Peach and Bowser probably spend the most time in the party.

        Add a new continent and let them also come back to the original SM RPG lands.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >with a cast of say 10-12 party members
          This isn't Final Fantasy 6. This is Mario. There will be 2 party members and you will like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be down with that. Same dev team could probably make it too. Don't think it will happen though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If a sequel ever does happen, i'd really like if Rosalina was a party member and she helps the party travel around to different worlds. I dont think revisiting areas from the first game is necessary, it should be a more grander adventure than just taking place on Mario Earth. There could even be a dimension space rift that leads them to the easter egg FF boss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mario's world is invaded and merged by the world of Last Illusion, Now mario and gang must fight against Final fantasy final boss tier monsters in the merge world

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if a sequel happens I hope they bring back the guys from 3on3 hops

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope
              White Mage is pure sex

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                her name is actually Shirma

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally, beat the fucker

    time to grind and prep for rematches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grinded the speardovich machine made replica in the gate with exp booster til I hit 30 on all party lol

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is it confirmed that we need to beat all rematches before facing culex 3d?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep
      >Denizens of the three-dimensional world...Our paths cross once more. You have used your great strength to grant the wishes of powerful people.
      >The force of your strength resonated with my own wishes, enabling me to attain greater evil power and return to this plane.
      >You shall see this power firsthand!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god they really did it… They fulfilled the promise of the original game, this shit is so surreal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enabling me to attain greater evil power
        I thought he was called The Dark Knight of Vanda because he was black, not evil.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They use the PC-friendly term Dark Knight. Instead of Black Knight. And you still go for a racial reading of that term. You're too far gone.

          [...]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get the stick out of your ass, Speardobitch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be so butthurt, even if you're used to it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                >weebshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know where to go to fight him otherwise, the door outright disappears and i can only assume it reappears once you've beaten all the rematches

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a hidden reward for getting all the chests? It seems like a waste of time since most are useless items post game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A dog shakes your hand.
      Firmly.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck is the hidden chest, in the snes version it was above the leftmost chest, but here you can't even jump on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it not here in the SNES version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it not here in the SNES version?

      I just found it, it actually was above the leftmost chest, you need to jump with a certain angle to get on top of it.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you retards saying it runs poorly on Ryujinx? It runs perfectly at 1440P on my M1 Mac

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people having problems are vramlets that crash from lack of memory(this is fixable with enabling texture recompression).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the FMVs that are fucked. I didn't even bother to see the rest of the game when the opening movie stuttered like a bitch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, the Opening movie was the only cutscene that was desynced.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anything other than music to keep chains going?

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this toad man look so different to all the others?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Mario

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno man, was maybe there's A link to the past Mario RPG or something. have you tried talking to him? maybe he will have an Awakening or some shit

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game, I still have the SNES cartridge but this is just a gift from Nintendo. Booster's Tower new BGM is absolutely beautiful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Missed opportunity to make Mario switch to the original SMRPG sprite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beep-BOOP
      I love what Nintendo has done with this game. It truly is a gift for everyone. Everyone should purchase a this game for themselves and every child.
      beep-BOOP

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the hidden treasure in Forest Maze after the Bowyer fight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Near the entrance (opposite to the save point) on the left side.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neat thanks

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Frog Sage
    >Not Frogfucius

    Soul bros....
    it's over...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in french, he s called batracius
      peak souls, we re eating good frog bros

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Punchinello? Do I have to go through moleville mines again lmao

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a really well done remake, but I dunno if there is a ton of reason to buy this over just playing the original. It's already on switch online rom catalog, isn't it?

    They did do a great job at recreating the scenes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have any imagery or footage of Smithy Phase 2 yet?

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is ghost medal fine on geno or should i go with speed accessory instead

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know some of you beat the game
    upload the SHADER CACHE please

    found in pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you guys are fucking silly

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like kidney stone piss difficulty or you just gunned down 2 water bottles and a jug of prune juice piss difficulty?

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I loved Paper Mario 1/2 will I like RPG? I like having a lot of dialogue and towns to visit and also having input in combat beyond just selecting the actions.

    By contrast I want to love Mario & Luigi games but there's just not enough dialogue/story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah if you liked paper mario you'll like this but just keep in mind this game is pretty simple compared to something like TTYD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know it's even older than PM1 so I temper my expectations. Thanks!

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Geno and he kills himself at THE END.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always got the idea that Super Mario RPG was for babies and barely held a candle against any other RPG entry

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else getting random crashes when moving rooms?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not random - you're using software on hardware it wasn't intended for.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They kept the "FIZZY FIZZY FIZZY FIZZY" sound effect from the spinning flower
    SOVL

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone have the shaders or whatever they're called?

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How in the world do you beat Johnny Jones in the rematch, it's only Mario and I can't heal?

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so dark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switch can't do ray tracing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Confucius say the N word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mallow...I hit this up until now...but you are not a frog. you are a N

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This seems like a lighting bug to me, there are a few other npcs in screenshots that appear very dark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're playing it on an emulator.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST YFW BATTLE THEME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Luigi around at all? Or is he just in the credits again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they removed him

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has an EASY MODE for a game that was already very easy
    >Doesn't have a HARD MODE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a SNES rpg. The hard mode is to not use the broken armor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its a SNES rpg. The hard mode is to not use the broken armor.
        That's fine, but why not add a hard mode while they are rebuilding the entire game from scratch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the hard mode is no mario/geno/peach and no equipment besides weapons

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you know, the game isn't out?

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many refights are there?

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys what's the trick to Punchinello rematch? He takes basically no damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't done it but I noticed he inflicts fear and that lowers damage.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >items stack this time
    >limited inventory anyways
    >added a storage box on top of that

    what?
    why limit the inventory at all then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to spam items, I guess.
      Would be cool if it was an actually challenging RPG but yeah.

      Combo chain...?

      Get 5 action commands right, including guarding

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to do my usual team of Mario/Bowser/Peach again.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the new soundtrack is actually great
    Best news

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You finally know whats under Smithy's beard

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download latest firmware and prod keys
    >still doesn't show up on the list on Ryujinx
    what the fuck is going on

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you still do the boo skip in the sewers and get told to fuck off or die for a free flower?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Bowser and Mallow get buffed?

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit lmao I died to culex 3d first try, he just dropped my party hp to 1 with one attack wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pics of how he looks in-battle please!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pls record stream or take pics of the fight please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pics of how he looks in-battle please!

        Ye, he got me fucked up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit he looks so cool!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek he looks so out of place, he even has the massive FF final boss sprite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His attack "Meteor" takes you down to 1hp, going to try and switch my party around at the start and use the other members as fodder, I think he only uses it once(?)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats actually pretty sick, he still has the amano art aesthetic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sex with Culex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is he bishounen? Sprite look like a devil

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            concept art

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Accurate to the Square 2d > 3d transition

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any word on fixing the cutscene sync issue?

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post more Smithy shit? Preferably phase 2

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So should i play this one or the SNES version?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly i'd play both since the first one is amazing and the second one builds upon the first.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the second one builds upon the first.
        What do you mean by that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just extra stuff, the music is decisively different, the atmosphere is different and more appreciated upon playing the original beforehand.

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does his tail wiggle about or is he static?

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get troopa pin? Got under 12sec on the course and no pin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind it's under 11s now. Fair enough I guess. Just took a couple extra tries.

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first crash after 6 hours in Marrytown. I heard some people were having issues when recruiting Peach? I already have her (beat the cake) and crashed as I was leaving the building.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright it just crashes every time in the same spot, as you walk down towards the hotel. It could be a busted shader I guess, very specific. Anyone got this issue and resolved it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does your log say?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >00:00:59.668 |E| GUI.RenderLoop Application : Unhandled exception caught: Ryujinx.Graphics.Vulkan.VulkanException: Unexpected API error "ErrorDeviceLost".

          I'll try DirectX for that section I guess

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dousing a tail fire
      >actually shows him running around with tail on fire

      K I N O
      I
      N
      O

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get rid of the random egg gambling after battles? I hate Europeans so much.

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds a bit like Lupin
    https://voca.ro/1oD8XLFdhcSX

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude fuck this. I don't know what strategy they want me to use, I keep dying to this meteor bullshit.

    He does it right at the start it's unavoidable, and then it counts down 4 turns until he does it again, the only thing I found possible was to keep charging the peach triple move to protect against it, but that takes a bunch of perfect action commands and I waste most of my turns healing. fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it Culex casting it or one of the Crystals?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Culex, honestly I'm lost. I used my non-mains as fodder at the start, it doesn't seem right. I can't defend against it either, like literally says you can't block against it so it's impossible to do anything expect take the 999 damage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's time to pull out the lazy shell anon

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >booster jazz kicks in

    das it mane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds a bit like Lupin
      https://voca.ro/1oD8XLFdhcSX

      for Booster theme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snifsters? Guess they decided they were too special to just be Snifits.

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ebin

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fan of the AoE timed hits. Yeah, it's only perfect timed htis but I get it every time.

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Culex 3D looks amazing. I mean hot damn that looks like how I would have imagined 27 years ago.

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the game have several different difficulties? One of them must be really difficult, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game only has Breezy and Normal modes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with you homosexuals and muh hard RPGs? No RPG is hard and this is a children's game. Go play Dark Souls or some shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm of the opinion that all games should have custom difficulty. Like a menu that you unlock after you finish it that gives you the option to change most of the parameters for fun.

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fun fight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats anon, you might be the first one to have ever beaten the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was the rematch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also tell you how many turns it took

      How was the rematch?

      actually kinda challenging, make sure to save red essences for this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nice, Dragon Quest 11 S has the same thing with it's post-game battle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is luigi still in the credits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Crystal Shard
        Go on...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what it does, I'm gonna fight Smithy again and see if something changes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek it does nothing, it just sits in your inventory

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >didn’t give the frog guy the cricket jam
            Dude his wish…

            Also buy 5 fireworks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >perma-empty 7th star slot
            I get why, but they could have filled it in on the menu just to make it look nice once you get a star on the profile select.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't take it back to Mario's Pad where Luigi is waiting, who then joins your party once he is impressed by your show of ultimate strength

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty gud, I didn't go in prepared so it was a battle of attrition

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

        What are the other postgame boss rewards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much hp does he have? regular culex + the crystals make for roughly 12000 total

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        9999, fire has 3500, water has 2800, earth has 4200, and wind has 1800

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are there any other secret hidden FF bosses around

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. Post game is doing the six rematches then Culex

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but where are the REST OF THE FF BOSSES
              FUCK I THOUGHT THEY WOULD PUT THEM THERE SINCE THEY WERE CUT CONTENT IN THE ORIGINAL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sealed button
          N-nani?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait is that the button gimmick from Bowyer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also tell you how many turns it took

      [...]
      actually kinda challenging, make sure to save red essences for this

      >Culex still a bro after losing
      nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, I didn't play yet cause I was spending all day getting last 10 wins for this. now I have 75 to do on my alt char.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MMO players are such absolute fucking retards

        Only reason I quit FF14 is because after playing it for 7 years I concluded that every single person except me lacked a brain. Like hamsters running on a wheel, despite the game having plenty of actual good gameplay content. I didn't meet a single person I could stand in that game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The standard MMO experience then
          good game, awful community

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oops, last 30, not 10. If anybody cares.

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there new shit to do? other than the boss rematches.

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still wholly incapable of getting above 11 super jumps
    I just don't understand. It's the same shit with the yoshi minigame, it's all off. Kinda disappointed as that's literally the only thing I have left, even finished the bestiary.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok anon you are done, no one expects you to get 100 jumps

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone at Nintendo is trying to murder Mario, I swear.

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What Culex 3D says when you Thought Peek him

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CULEX EAT MY ASSHOLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT DO U GET

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the trick to the Culex fight? Do you just have to keep healing after 1HP attacks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could quick swap to tank the 1 HP attacks, but basically yes

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm now crashing on Star Hill
    God damn it

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any images of Smithy Phase 2 at all???

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its comfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that hand

      bruh 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with your thumb?
      And your hand?
      And your leg?

      Exactly how fat are you?

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game doesnt release until next friday. how do so many people already have it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't set his clock ahead one week for Bing Bing's Savings Time.

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't think the Crystal Shard does anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yet

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... is Mallow better here than in the original?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >single handedly fills your bestiary for free
      >one shots groups of 5 mobs at a time from the Dry Bones in Sunken Ship for 2 FP every 10 seconds for insane levels mid game
      Don't blame the tool, blame the workman.

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now that the game has been deboonked, what was your first reaction to 3D Culex?

    Mine was pic related.

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