SV is the sexiest game because the characters make me feel things in both my dick and my heart. Prove me wrong.

SV is the sexiest game because the characters make me feel things in both my dick and my heart. Prove me wrong.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SV thread
    imminent genwar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Nobody cares about gen 9 to engage in a genwar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /vp/erdents always argue over the most insignificant shit though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody cares about gen 9
        Oh boy you surely like to pretend to be blind, deaf and illiterate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you find a single person who considers Gen 9 their favorite I'll send you my life savings.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there’s at least one brown obese bulldyke on here that likes this shovelware

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you will send me your life savings due to my own tastes? That's great, thanks, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would be eligible for your life savings, but I can’t for the life of me decide what my favourite gen is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hope you enjoy poverty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SV thread
      >waifu thread
      Shitting is imminent.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. I have such a strong love for Nemona and Penny.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scat vomit is so hideous, it’s the first time both the characters and the pokemon were ugly as frick

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Penny

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Has to extremely off model to make their "girls" presentable"
    What a shit Gen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >antigen9kek is now pretending offmodel art is a gen 9 only thing
      Man you are pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's NOT fine when [Gen i don't like] uses off model
      >but it's fine when [Gen i like] does

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. People who think SV characters are bad cause of the designs are fricking dumb. The designs are fine, but it's all in the writing and characterization now. That makes them more appealing than ever.
    Most shitposters don't even play the fricking games so they wouldn't even know. All they do is regurgitate shitty bait "opinions" and meaningless buzzwords cause they think it makes them cool.

    Next gen better have actual dating game mechanics though, SV felt like a giant tease sometimes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to enter the Zona Nemona for real. I want to go on cute dates with Nemona, like going out for dinner or seeing a movie. I want to do all sorts of activities with her until we get so tired, we have no choice but to go back to my dorm room and fall asleep in each other’s embrace.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same except with Arven
        i NEED him as my housewife (male)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. I have such strong feelings for the gen 9 girls (Nemona and Penny in particular) and I can’t explain why. Maybe it’s how they’re written, maybe it’s just because I think they’re pretty. Either way, I love them both so much and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Carmine has also grown on me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's definitely the writing, it's so much better in SV than previous games
            the protag not being a fricking silent autist for once also definitely helps a lot, you actually get to interact with characters now which makes it easier to grow attached to them
            compare this to XY where you immediately have a huge friendgroup that keeps fellating you about how you're the coolest bestest friend ever even though you barely interact with them
            in SV they are all strangers to you at first until you interact with them and get to know them more closely until you become friends. it makes a huge difference

            to me SV was the first game that actually felt like an adventure with my friends, something that the previous games tried but never really worked because the characters had very one dimensional writing and/or were just really annoying lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very well said, thanks for putting it into words. It’s going to be hard to move on from them once gen 10 rolls around. The writing in this gen was fantastic. If they had just given it a bit more development time, we would have had an undisputed hit. The music is also fantastic, but maybe I’m a bit biased since Toby Fox did some of it (I could immediately tell which tracks were his). Another thing, which is relatively minor, I really like all the new animations and texture they gave to the Pokémon, as well as other minor tweaks. Bird Pokémon actually stand instead of just flying constantly, Blastoise finally shoots water from his cannons, certain Pokémon can swim despite not being water type, like Pawmot and Wigglytuff, and some Pokémon even have new models. Mewtwo, Charizard and Blastoise look fantastic compared to their gen 6 models (although Venusaur might take a bit of getting used to). The lore behind Area Zero is very well written, and the fact that there was so much speculation surrounding it just goes to show how intriguing it truly was, even if the resolution was a bit underwhelming. Overall, I quite liked SV in spite of its glaring performance and graphical issues. It’s a rare case where even though the game might be lacking technical prowess, especially when compared to its fellow switch games, everything else about the game might just make up for it, at least in my eyes.

              Nemona also has nice breasts so that plays a part in my love for her as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah gen 9 has become one of my favourites, if not the favourite gen. it's really a shame how very much undercooked the game's technical aspects are. the graphics and performance are truly embarrassingly bad no matter how much i enjoyed the game
                another issue i do want to point out is also the bad presentation. with that i don't (necessarily) mean the graphics, but the animations of human characters. outside of cutscenes, everything is still super stiff and badly animated. people turning on the spot, not turning properly to characters when talking to them, clunky animations etc
                considering the bigger focus on characters and story, they really need to put more work into the presentation. it's really jarring how stiff and unnatural everything looks

                If you find a single person who considers Gen 9 their favorite I'll send you my life savings.

                hi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that’s pretty much how I feel. I like it a lot, but if the game was more polished, I wouldn’t feel ashamed for doing so. One thing I forgot to mention, they absolutely knocked it out of the park with the Pokémon designs this generation. There’s a perfect mix of “cool guys” (Lokix, Ceruledge, Palafin) and “funny little characters” (Maushold, Tinkaton, Tatsugiri). I also love how they finally brought back true cross-gen evolutions, especially since they appear to be here to stay (none of that regional evolution bullshit, give Farfetch’d, Qwilfish, and Mr. Mime actual evolutions, you fricking pussies).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the dex is really good, i don't get why some people say it's shit. i love Garganacl and all the legendaries, especially Chien-Pao and Ogerpon
                and i loved that the box legendaries were with you the whole game so you can actually bond with them instead of just showing up at some lame ass climax that no one gives a shit about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same. Normally, the box legendaries feel really tacked on and obligatory, but the gen 9 guys actually feel significant for the reasons you just stated. The only issue I have with them is the way their battle/transport modes are integrated, if that makes sense? I wish you could have Koraidon/Miraidon in the party and still ride them at the same time, basically having a 7th Pokémon slot that’s only for them and only in single player. Just an idea I had.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you will send me your life savings due to my own tastes? That's great, thanks, anon.

      Hope you enjoy poverty

      >Juliana's customizability
      >Nemona's tanned legs and feminine figure
      >Penny's nerdy glasses and skinny legs
      >Miriam's sassy nurse vibe and sexy feet
      >Katie's Ara Ara nature and butt
      >Tulip's hot legs, skirt dress and hourglass figure
      >Iono's streamer autism and sexy legs
      >Carmine's cute tsundere expressions and hot feet
      >Lacey's complete innocence and cute expressions
      >Briar's hot intellect and curviness
      >Raifort's evil mommy vibe and tight bellbottoms
      >Perrin's sexy everything
      As much as I wish there were skirts in the game, damn we got some fine ladies. all with unique personalities and quirks.

      quite true, SV has a huge roster of pokegirls to satisfy everyone's tastes.

      I genuinely don't get the hate for Juliana
      She's really sexy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Juliana in your pic is customized though, probably to look more like Scarlet from PokeSpe. This is Juliana, no freckles and different eye shape

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still would impregnate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She fricks in the Amazon position exclusively

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think she (or florian) ever recovered from the first impression /vp/ got of them from the reveal trailer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also the artstyle, it's just too different from the previous games both character design wise (mostly the eyes, the irises are now bigger and rounder) and the shaders of the SV engine. I think they looked a bit different in the first trailer too, I remember Florian having weirdly rosy cheeks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think wrong. Look at the fan art, people fricking love them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon was referring to /vp/ specifically though. SV is generally very hated here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's been a while since I checked but I'm pretty sure the rate of fanart for SV girls, especially Juliana, were pretty low compared to the previous games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Juliana in your pic is customized though, probably to look more like Scarlet from PokeSpe. This is Juliana, no freckles and different eye shape

        Looks like a boy with long hair you might be gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >budding breasts
          >narrow waist
          >wider butt
          You're blind, she does not look like a boy. And I say that as a bigay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're fricking blind dude
              I pity you, imagine not seeing Juliana's delicious little breasts

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If frankehomie looked like THAT she would best girl out of that gen. Got damn!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hair really ruins her
      She has huge breasts too

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SV is dogshit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Said the pokemongay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, I only come to this board for the threads of good pokegirls.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of agree but not with your picture, the hags in Paldea are more interesanting than the hebe characters.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This image would be instant coom if their bodies or (at least their breast sizes) were on-model, what a waste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amarys' breast size is on model.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SV is the sexiest game because it allows me to be a femboy instead of needing to be a woman if I want a cute character

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Juliana's customizability
    >Nemona's tanned legs and feminine figure
    >Penny's nerdy glasses and skinny legs
    >Miriam's sassy nurse vibe and sexy feet
    >Katie's Ara Ara nature and butt
    >Tulip's hot legs, skirt dress and hourglass figure
    >Iono's streamer autism and sexy legs
    >Carmine's cute tsundere expressions and hot feet
    >Lacey's complete innocence and cute expressions
    >Briar's hot intellect and curviness
    >Raifort's evil mommy vibe and tight bellbottoms
    >Perrin's sexy everything
    As much as I wish there were skirts in the game, damn we got some fine ladies. all with unique personalities and quirks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the sexiest one: Arven

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally someone who gets it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hhhhhnnnnggg Arven my beloved, my beautiful perfect malewife

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I need him in my kitchen wearing nothing but an apron tbh

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutely, I need to snuggle up behind him and slip my hand past his apron to tease him. I need it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >naming Miriam and Tulip but no Dendra
      kys homosexualron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna lick her abs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was being respectful with our marriage. My wife isn't in the list, even if she would be the best of them all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rentfree

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point? Your shit taste is obvious

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quite true, SV has a huge roster of pokegirls to satisfy everyone's tastes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to drink their sweat

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ there's not a single decent girl aside Juliana and maybe Lacey, what a shitfest this gen was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What can I say? Sorry you have shit taste?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't excuse you for having taste shittier than mine though, homosexual.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the girls in the other gens are infinitely better on every level, but you do you.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cut bunny garden juliana and lacey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick cute i meant cute

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I concur

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 2 has whitney. Kalos has sex maniac

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Face it coomer, you have lost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now look up Kieran.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      Imagine cooming to Arethot instead of Penny
      Couldn't be me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. As much as I like Arezu's juicy hips, Penny just does wonders for me. I think it's the glasses...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus what a flop compared to last Gen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be so harsh to Galar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >main girl from a mainline title can't even reach 3k after almost two years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >main girl
        ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean anon, considering the character is fricking Penny that's a compliment, Arezu is similar to Klara, niche but it has an appeal.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rabu gen 9

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd they have to make Lacey so sexy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post this in the current Lacey thread to make the coomers there seethe. Why am i not doing it myself you ask? It's because i don't want this filth on my computer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on it!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personality wise he's a lot like my old Dragalia waifu. If only he was female

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Juliana with big breasts
    Gross. She's so much hotter with on-model small breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute washboard

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Car-mean.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She smells like candied apples.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never get tired of that image. She has such pretty panties.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's Kieran. Carmine smells like chips

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wowzers!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they give my dick feelings too. Feelings of limpness.

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