>switch has no ga-

>switch has no ga-
Literally THE system with the most exclusives.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >xenoblade chronicles 2
    stopped reading there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Too kino for your moronic ass.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up zoomer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Xenoblade 3 at least

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the most exclusives
    >all toddler shit
    Fisher-Price has the most exclusives if we're going by your metric.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer toddler games to movie games any day, snoysis

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you tendies are always virgin without friends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what fisher-price console has the most exclusives?

      I'd prefer toddler games to movie games any day, snoysis

      obvious false flag is obvious

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not a falseflag, I'm simply making fun of a seething snoy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sure buddy. im sure LESBIAN UGGO REVENGE SIMULATOR 2022, DAD OF BOI 2 : BOI HARDER, and EDGELORDS R' US, are truly the peak of art and not an utter piece of shit.

      i will take my chances with fisherprice kirby, because newsflash: IT IS ACTUALLY FUN!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the only games that exist are kiddy shit or movie games
        why are you like this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the only games that exist are gameplay focused or movie games
          This is true

          I don't care about exclusives if the games are all shit. Nintendo is a one-trick pony. They make shallow cute games for women, children, and mentally ill men. Mario kart, Kirby, fricking Pokemon? No self-respecting man plays that garbage.

          >No self-respecting man plays that garbage.
          This but sony

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Sony
            But God of War, Uncharted, and Ghosts have decent gameplay and graphics. Star manly men. What's Nintendo got? this gay bullshit and it doesn't even run well. no wonder they sell so much of this shit to children and women.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >nugow
              >manly
              The absolute state of snoys

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              DAD OF BOI is way different from the original God of war. and actually shit compared to the fastpaced DMC-Inspired gameplay.

              Uncharted? is that franchise still around? and what is Ghosts?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >games having gameplay = kiddy shit
            I guess it makes sense tendies would think something like this when their only experience with video games is tendie first party shit. You don’t really even play video games. It’s like someone saying “oh yeah, I watch movies” and the only thing they’ve ever seen is marvel or something.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              My favorite game is DMC3, I'm a ps2gay who mostly plays on pc these days. You are a moronic snoy who unironically worships the le heckin revenge is bad moviegames because you have attachment to a brand that went to shit after 2006

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >My favorite game is DMC3, I'm a ps2gay who mostly plays on pc these days.
                If you actually were, you wouldn't make a ridiculous false dichotomy like 'the only games are kiddie shit or movie shit'.

                >You are a moronic snoy who unironically worships the le heckin revenge is bad moviegames
                That just sounds like a whole lot of projection and deranged strawmanning. I don't like even like sony or own a PS5 or care about any sony exclusives from the last 15 years barring, I don't know, bloodborne?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe that, but I'm not an edgelord and can enjoy a game without pedantic propaganda being shoved down my throat or people yelling frick every 2 seconds like a 9 year old on cod.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't believe that
                The why do you desperately try to ascribe shitty movie games to anyone who doesn't care about tendie first party games that are literally made for 8 year olds?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The why do you desperately try to ascribe shitty movie games to anyone who doesn't care about tendie first party games that are literally made for 8 year olds?
                What are you trying ESL snoy? I literally cannot make out your Hispanic babble

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                get some reading comprehension

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                get some english lessons, i'm not into bantering with a moron who can't speak coherently

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >liking fun kiddy games = never played or dont like 'mature' games.

              uh huh...

              My favorite game is DMC3, I'm a ps2gay who mostly plays on pc these days. You are a moronic snoy who unironically worships the le heckin revenge is bad moviegames because you have attachment to a brand that went to shit after 2006

              this. Sony once was behind all sorts of great games of all ages. the shit Sony has been pushing and calling '1st party' since the ps4 era, is nothing but unadulterated crap that doesnt deserve to be called 'games'. have you AT LEAST tried to play the original GoW games? The original Uncharted? ANY GT game previous to 5/6?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The new God of War was great. I don't care if a game has a story. that doesn't make the gameplay bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's 14 games there that aren't even remotely "toddler shit".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, they fall into the same attempt at appealing to kids that snoy games too, namely by trying too hard to be mature. Look at Xenoblade or Bayonetta, where there's swearing and sex and attempts at deep Hollywood storytelling, but it comes across as shallow. They're basically japanese versions of Uncharted.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There’s no sex and swearing in Xenoblade or Bayo.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone being half-naked for no reason is fine
            I disagree. That's too much disgusting fanservice. It screams trying too hard.

            So basically everything in the world is for children to you.

            No, not really. I still cherish Mario, and games that aren't trying too hard like Metroid. It's just that video games shouldn't need to be realistic or edgy to be good. That's a mature gaymer mindset.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >It's just that video games shouldn't need to be realistic or edgy to be good. That's a mature gaymer mindset.
              So now you're saying that Bayo and Xeno aren't for kids since they don't fall into either group.
              You have very schizophrenic opinions.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's hard to explain. They're trying to appeal to mature gaymers, which is what snoy games and microsoft games try to do with violence and shooting and realism, but we all know that those games attract kids because the "maturity" is superficial. Xenoblade and Bayonetta have the same problem. They try to be mature with faux attempts at deep storytelling and sex fanservice, but all it does is attract horny coomers with no standards.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >They're trying to appeal to mature gaymers,
                Which would imply they're trying to make games that relate to the real world somehow, with ugly female protagonists, in a world that was unkind to them.
                Which isn't very Bayo or Xeno.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Which would imply they're trying to make games that relate to the real world somehow, with ugly female protagonists, in a world that was unkind to them.
                All of the characters in Bayonetta and Xenoblade are ugly as sin, so it kinds fits them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Uh-huh....
                I mean, if you're talking about the old Wii Xeno 1 models, I suppose. Not so much anything else.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I can't find a single character in any of the games that isn't ugly.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Out of curiosity, what characters would be beautiful to you?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Non-human robots.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >proto fnaf shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >FNAF without the furries and coomers, but with the cool robot designs, is... LE BAD

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So basically everything in the world is for children to you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone being half-naked for no reason is fine
          I disagree. That's too much disgusting fanservice. It screams trying too hard.

          [...]
          No, not really. I still cherish Mario, and games that aren't trying too hard like Metroid. It's just that video games shouldn't need to be realistic or edgy to be good. That's a mature gaymer mindset.

          >I hate DBZ, I only watch Pokemon and Hello Kitty
          This is what you sound like.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Change pokemon to mlp.
            The new pokemon series is probably too "edgy" for him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. that stuff is for babies. i only play baldurs gate 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I count 15 games here that are not toddler shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no gaems
      >[actually has games]
      >n-no gaems that *I* want to play
      >[emulates them later because he so does not want to play those toddler gaems. no, no, doesnt want to play them at all]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my first memories were playing super mario bros as a toddler and watching my mom play dr mario on level 20. she played ESO before she died and laughed at me when i asked for a switch for christmas. shame most tendies are wholly unaware of ther permanent toddlerism. like Super Neets. i blame fatherless households

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >she played ESO before
        Terminal shit taste, damn. Sorry for your loss.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All of the “mature” games you play are played mostly by children. Children like yourself love them the most.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Toddler are more intelligent than snoys. >Press Button [] to continue

      They're all children's games though

      >Press Button O to watch Cuckratos carrying a Pork

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Played them all on my PC, they're all bad btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >plays on the platform with access to most games out of any platform
      >chooses to play games he doesnt even like

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    astral chain was cool

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >switch
    >exclusives
    wrong my ryujinx can run all of those better than switch

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >STM3 & V
    >13 Sentinels
    >BotW
    >SM64/Sunshine/Galaxy/3D World
    >Bayonetta 1&2
    >NSMBU
    >Dong Freeze
    >MK8
    >Octopath Traveler
    >Bravely Default 2
    >Pikmin 3
    >Xenoblade
    >Skyward Sword
    >Link's Awakening
    >Triangle Strategy
    None of these games are Switch exclusives.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Umm ACTUALLY he never explicitly said they were exclusive. Just that the switch has the most exclusives.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're all children's games though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      almost none worth playing if you aren’t 5 years old. the few that are like SMTV can just be emulated

      >snoygger samegayging
      I'm sorry sony doesn't want to make games anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >every I don’t like is the same person
        take your meds

        also I hate snoy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t like is the same person
          Yeah ESL, I mean you didn't disprove it
          >also I hate snoy
          Suuuuuuuure

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t disprove it because I’m phoneposting, but here you go. And accidentally typing every instead of everyone doesn’t make me ESL either.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >bro look at my inspect element I totally didn't samegay
              Not falling this, ESL spic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t inspect element on mobile you stupid homosexual

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    almost none worth playing if you aren’t 5 years old. the few that are like SMTV can just be emulated

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a switch, it's not worth it and the games aren't fun. If the games aren't fun why bother?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Moeshit
      Go back

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can post shonen instead

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about exclusives if the games are all shit. Nintendo is a one-trick pony. They make shallow cute games for women, children, and mentally ill men. Mario kart, Kirby, fricking Pokemon? No self-respecting man plays that garbage.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are we playing bros?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how many are hard?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >crappy xenoblade
    >crappy FE
    >multiplat (with poor performance and more content on other platforms kek)
    >seriously?
    >multiplat
    >wii u multiplat
    >tr4.5h
    >overpriced limited time digital port
    >30fps kirby
    >multiplat
    >port
    >port
    >remaster
    >mid
    >shovelware
    >shitty multiplat
    >shovelware
    >port with an hour of dlc tacked on
    >shit
    >extremely shit multiplat
    >pikmin
    >bing bing wahoo
    >seriously?
    >Remake
    >port
    >Metroid
    >bing bing wahoo
    >blacked
    >shit
    >2 hour game
    >shitty multiplat
    >multiplat
    >ubisoft game... seriously?

    Embarrassing showing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And it still somehow manages to be better than anything on the soistation5

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        True hence why I sold mine to play solely on pc/steam deck. PS5 is a dead platform.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    676033079
    >defending nugow
    >Which features radial attack indications, move assist and a shitty cinematic camera that fricks up combat.
    Not enough worth you a (you)

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"nintendo only makes kiddie shit"
    >look up the most acclaimed PS5 exclusives
    >it's just astro's playroom and spider-man
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAH
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You should feel bad for including skyward sword in that home menu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You must 18 years old to post here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underage b8

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You must 18 years old to post here

        >noooooo you're le underage for hating le shitty wii u mario port
        Frick off homosexuals

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's because you hated one of the games you put shit emojis on and not the fact that you used shit emojis.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Happy now homosexual?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      three houses hate is so unoriginal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick shouldn't I hate a FE game objectively worse than 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 conquest echoes and engage? The monastery is the biggest cancer addition in the franchise, I'll shit on that game in every single opportunity I can get

        Yeah, it's because you hated one of the games you put shit emojis on and not the fact that you used shit emojis.

        1. It's more visible and fast than adding a red cross
        2. That's not a fricking emoji you fricking moron. It's a transparent png of something that you could find in microsoft word clipart
        3. It fits the shit system

        Now frick off homosexual, keep paying for the games that I am pirating on my CFW switch

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >only FE game with a good plot
        >morally ambiguous routes and characters
        >replay value beyond dumb challenge runs
        >kino final bosses
        definitely out weighs the monastery, plus you can just skip it if you want unlike engage

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          oops meant to (You)

          Why the frick shouldn't I hate a FE game objectively worse than 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 conquest echoes and engage? The monastery is the biggest cancer addition in the franchise, I'll shit on that game in every single opportunity I can get

          [...]
          1. It's more visible and fast than adding a red cross
          2. That's not a fricking emoji you fricking moron. It's a transparent png of something that you could find in microsoft word clipart
          3. It fits the shit system

          Now frick off homosexual, keep paying for the games that I am pirating on my CFW switch

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >only FE game with a good plot
          have a nice day. Byleth is a terrible character that ruins the writing, Byleth conveniently waking after 5 years at the right time is moronic, Crimson flower is an unfinished piece of shit, Silver snow is a copy paste. And the entirety of the plot is basically just generic WAR IS HAPPENING bullshit. The slither gang could have made the plot more interesting, but they were just yet another unfinished wet fart
          4 5 9 10 and echoes have better plots than that garbage

          >morally ambiguous routes and characters
          Crimson Flower is as ambiguous as conquest

          >replay value beyond dumb challenge runs
          Pure fricking cope. The game has 0 replay value after you cope through all 4 routes. White clouds is repetitive as shit, early game is a chore because EVERY single unit is the exact same and the monastery completely kills any motivation to even finish the other bosses

          >kino final bosses
          See

          underage b8

          and

          You must 18 years old to post here

          >definitely out weighs the monastery, plus you can just skip it if you want unlike engage
          Engage's base bullshit is 100% skippable since the only thing you need to do there is forging, literally the exact same shit as in 9 10 fates. The monastery on the other is a major game mechanic, everything you do in the game revolves around that shit. You wanna promote? Well, do the arena for one of the limited early scenes that you can get. You want to recruit characters? Eat with them if you want to recruit them without taking it fricking forever since adjutants are a shitty way to get to rank B. You want a dancer unit? Do the dance chores to get charisma since you have no idea what the minimum requirement is unless you open the wiki like some homosexual. Etc etc the game shoves the monastery down your fricking throat
          You're not even trying with that shitty bait, I fricking hate 3HRTrannies so much, you homosexuals ruined the fanbase even harder than awakening and the shitty gacha game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Byleth conveniently waking after 5 years at the right time is
            Sothis wakes her up at that specific time you moron. Did you even play the game?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Sothis wakes her up at that specific time you moron.
              Sothis fricking died to save Byleth's life in the clown b***h chapter
              I guess that the plot is so garbage that Sothis also conveniently revived just to wake up Byleth, right in time for Claude to do digestion

              byleth is a self insert though? how is he a terrible character that ruins the writing lol. Echoes plot is generic. Radiant Dawn is generic. PoR is generic. FE4 is has all the same problems you claim three houses does in the second half and FE5 has no story.

              >byleth is a self insert though?
              So was Robin and he was an actual good character unlike Byleth

              >how is he a terrible character that ruins the writing lol. Echoes plot is generic. Radiant Dawn is generic. PoR is generic.
              And yet you praise 3H's plot?

              >FE4 is has all the same problems you claim three houses does in the second half and FE5 has no story.
              Yes, 3H is literally just a worse version of FE4, except that FE4 actually bothers to tell a story instead of being exclusively a shitty worldbuilding lore dump. And FE5 has a plot you fricking moron, play the game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Robin does nothing in the plot of awakening. Three Houses is not generic, literally has a villain route where the main character commits unlike conquest (like you claimed). Blue lions too

                FE4 completely goes wet noodle after the cast gets executed by fricking METEORS lmfao. I did play FE5, the gameplay and story are nonexistant, literal meme game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            byleth is a self insert though? how is he a terrible character that ruins the writing lol. Echoes plot is generic. Radiant Dawn is generic. PoR is generic. FE4 is has all the same problems you claim three houses does in the second half and FE5 has no story.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >only FE game with a good plot
          Poor man's FE4
          >morally ambiguous routes and characters
          Edelgard's the antagonist, there's nothing ambiguous about it
          >replay value beyond dumb challenge runs
          If you could skip the first part, it wouldn't be a chore to replay
          >kino final bosses
          Agreed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dkc tf
      >shit
      have a nice day homosexual

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >and all of it is either shitty kiddieshit or weabooshit
    And you can emulate them.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more than half of these arent even exclusives

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all of these are also on pc, though?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >movie games is better than this gay crap

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      give a you next time you Black person attention seeking woman

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    676034505
    You don't deserve one, oink oink Eric

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ, the amount of pc seethe in this thread is unreal

      >pc seethe
      It's snoys hiding behind PC. Pcgays can play nintendo games and seemingly enjoy doing it based off the emulator support

      Uh oh, melty melty!

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy somebody paid over 1000 dollars for all this shovelware

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You do know the switch has been blown wide open in the first few months, right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't, then I hope they're pirated because frick paying nintendo israelite prices that never go down or on discount

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol cry about it poorgay.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nice collection.

            I only have
            >this
            plus BotW and FE Engage which are not on the pic.
            I have way more digital games.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I kinda hate the uniformity of the labels, but then again the cases are kinda slim so maybe you can't really do anything with art on them.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    10 of those are ports, 1 is a remake, 1 isn't even an exclusive anymore

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ, the amount of pc seethe in this thread is unreal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pc seethe
      It's snoys hiding behind PC. Pcgays can play nintendo games and seemingly enjoy doing it based off the emulator support

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >pc seethe
        ??? PC can play all of your games moron why would PC chads be upset?

        >nintendo releases a new game
        >"lol tendies really eat this slop up??? hahaha what a shitty game, nintendo is trash"
        >"btw anyone got a download link? i need to play this asap... t-to own the tendies, of course!"
        you aren't fooling anyone, vegans

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Console vegan making an exclusives thread calling anyone a vegan
          Lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        a billion times this.

        Snoys dont admit it, but what they actually want is for nintendo and its games to be multiplats, instead of just on their consoles. and on one hand, i get it, who wouldnt want to play something like say, the actual smash bros with steam online, mod support and running natively on pc instead of an emu with no online support or any of the so called 'smash killers'?

        but given how much harm sony and its followers have actually caused to the game industry and the world at large, all i can say is 'go frick yourselves, you dont deserve it!'. i would prefer for nintendo to stick to its console exclusivity than to let those frickers ruin it like they have ruined everything else about gaming.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pc seethe
      ??? PC can play all of your games moron why would PC chads be upset?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo mogged the competition this time around
    I was bored and craving 3D Mario so I took a chance early and did not regret it

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WAY too many movie games. Allow me to cleanse the list.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and only 4 of these are exclusives

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    13 Sentinels and SMT V are not exclusive

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon scat and vomit
    >zelda reddit of the wild

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >exclusives
    ahem

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't wrong overall, but someof those are ports and Octopath Travel, Triangle Strategy, and 13 Sentinels aren't exclusives. The latter even came out on PS4 first.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    excellent taste, anon.
    Just a few stinkers, but that's ok.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Exclusives are cancer that's been plaguing video games for over 20 years. Well that, and consoles in general.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he says this when the ps2's library alone btfo'd everything pc had at the time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"exclusives are cancer!" says man with no exclusives.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You moronic or something? PC has all the exclusives. Always have and always will. It's just a matter of time. Patience is a virtue.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Patience is a virtue.
          So...PC in 'PC master race' means PatienCe?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >PC has all the exclusives. Always have and always will
          Sure, but you don't have a PC do you.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey
    Astral Chain
    Xenoblade 1
    the holy trinity

    Also I think I found the guy who spams "eric"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about your youtube e-celeb. im not watching an overly inflated video that takes 30 minutes just to get to the point just to maybe discover the identity of the eric spammer schizo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down harman

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone i dont like is the same person
          you are just as schizo as the erictroony dude

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The Erictroony guy IS Eric.
            He slipped up the other day.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              wait... so eric created the boogieman erictroony so he could schizo post as both? what the frick is going on anymore

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are you really that surprised given he also created Darren?
                Anyway, his objective is basically to make a Nintendo shitposter as autistic as he is to push the narrative that Nintendogays call everyone Eric like how he calls everyone a tendie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The doxed namegay's never ending quest for redemption is a grueling one. I wonder if they know that they can just stop posting here.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus Christ, what a moron.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Erictroony isnt Eric, sorry to burst your schizobubble.
              Source: Im pretty good friends with Eric

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uh
    that would be the Windows PC, sir, that has the most exclusives

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    call ninty for kids all you want
    atleast their exclusives have actual gameplay
    sony games are just scams and make you watch cutscenes and walk and talk cuckery
    chock full of braindead "gameplay" with insane amounts of hand holding, contextual scripted sequences out the wazoo and barely any freedom in gameplay
    id rather watch a film over "playing" a sony game because thats a better viewing experience AND infinitely better written

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >actual gameplay
      This only applies to 1st party, not stuff like xenoblade btw

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Xenoblade being a first party game with a focus on gameplay.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i mean TECHNICALLY its first party but thats just because nintendo bought up monolith. Its not REALLY first party, it doesnt share any of the hallmarks of over nintendo 1st party games.

          >Sothis wakes her up at that specific time you moron.
          Sothis fricking died to save Byleth's life in the clown b***h chapter
          I guess that the plot is so garbage that Sothis also conveniently revived just to wake up Byleth, right in time for Claude to do digestion

          [...]
          >byleth is a self insert though?
          So was Robin and he was an actual good character unlike Byleth

          >how is he a terrible character that ruins the writing lol. Echoes plot is generic. Radiant Dawn is generic. PoR is generic.
          And yet you praise 3H's plot?

          >FE4 is has all the same problems you claim three houses does in the second half and FE5 has no story.
          Yes, 3H is literally just a worse version of FE4, except that FE4 actually bothers to tell a story instead of being exclusively a shitty worldbuilding lore dump. And FE5 has a plot you fricking moron, play the game

          >Sothis fricking died to save Byleth's life in the clown b***h chapter
          >i am literally too moronic to understand a very basic plot and am now seething on Ganker because???? reasons???
          are you just an engagegay thats upset 3houses is liked more than engage?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >TECHNICALLY
            There's no "technically" about it, it's a first party Nintendo game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Ok anon, since you want to be autistic and pedantic, its nothing like Classical nintendo staples, like Zelda, Mario, Yoshi, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Animal Crossing, and other things like that. They are fairly childish in their presentations, themes, stories, etc etc, on purpose. They are meant to appeal to children. Xenoblade is nothing like these games at all, because it is not made by the same studios. It only shares similarities with BoTW and ToTK because nintendo stole monolith and forced them to work on those games.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >They are fairly childish in their presentations, themes, stories, etc etc, on purpose.
                So now Metroid, Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess by that logic aren't first party Nintendo games for not following these made up Nintendo game characteristics.
                >It only shares similarities with BoTW and ToTK because nintendo stole monolith and forced them to work on those games.
                Monolith also worked on splatoon, animal crossing, Brawl and Pikmin 3. The only connection between totk/Botw and Xeno is that monolith assisted on it, does that mean they don't count as first party games either?

                Also modern Donkey Kong was made by Rare who was never first party, does that mean that Donkey Kong isn't a first party property because they abandoned the original?

                See how you're logic doesn't really make sense?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >So now Metroid, Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess by that logic aren't first party Nintendo games
                But they are fairly childish. Metroid is so childish that they didnt even want to make the game about an actual bounty hunter despite calling her one because that would be "too adult"
                https://www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-didnt-want-an-open-world-metroid-prime-3-because-it-didnt-know-what-bounty-hunting-was

                If you think Majoras Mask and TP arent for literal children you are a manchild. There is no debate. Those are games for children as stated by nintendo.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It doesnt matter if you disagree or not anon, nintendo has stated time and time again these games are for children. You dont get to decide what their games are for them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >nintendo has stated time and time again these games are for children
                Sakamoto said otherwise about Metroid.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There is no such thing as a manchild, only men and children.

                Then you have the eternal teenagers who worry about things being for children even though all media is. Those are the people who love non-Nintendo stuff because they worry about being seen as immature. Because they are.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In other words you have a very, very loose definition of what "childish" means.
                Also your link doesn't say anything about being an actual bounty hunter being too adult or that Nintendo didn't know what a bounty hunter is for that matter, it actually shows that Walker didn't understand that characters can have personalities beyond their profession and that a game about a bounty hunter doesn't have multiple missions and can be focused on one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Xenoblade also doesn't have the same vibe as Xenogears and Xenosaga and is closer in writing and spirit to a lesser-known Nintendo exclusive IP like Baten Kaitos and a staple Nintendo franchise like Fire Emblem.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >pirit to a lesser-known Nintendo exclusive IP like Baten Kaitos
                which was also made by the same fricking company as xenoblade you actual fricking moron. being an exclusive doesnt make something a staple.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >being an exclusive doesnt make something a staple.
                Let's be honest anon, you have no idea what you're talking about.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think the word staple means anon. Be honest, dont google it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about what I think it means, it's about what you think "nintendo staples" are.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nintendo staples mean well known and associated with the nintendo video game brand.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't know.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >it doesnt share any of the hallmarks of over nintendo 1st party games.
            S

            Ok anon, since you want to be autistic and pedantic, its nothing like Classical nintendo staples, like Zelda, Mario, Yoshi, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Animal Crossing, and other things like that. They are fairly childish in their presentations, themes, stories, etc etc, on purpose. They are meant to appeal to children. Xenoblade is nothing like these games at all, because it is not made by the same studios. It only shares similarities with BoTW and ToTK because nintendo stole monolith and forced them to work on those games.

            >its nothing like Classical nintendo staples, like Zelda, Mario, Yoshi, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Animal Crossing, and other things like that.
            Anon, uch as?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >are you just an engagegay thats upset 3houses is liked more than engage?
              Good lord you fricking 3HRTrannies are just that fricking cancerous. Here I am speaking about like at least 3 fourths of the franchise and all you can do to retaliate is go ENGAYGIEE XDD

              Keep pretending that the shitty generic anime plot that 3H is any good

              [...]
              >Robin does nothing in the plot of awakening.
              Does more than Byleth. All Byleth does is flail his hands. Even in Silver snow where he is the main character, that cardboard character keeps flailing his hands while Seteth does the talking / steals Claude's script

              >literally has a villain route where the main character commits unlike conquest (like you claimed)
              Corrin massacred the entire kitsune village. 3HRT's crimson flower is literally just conquest tier, cope.
              >Blue lions too
              Blue lions has criminally bland generic writing. All that happens in that route is
              >EDELGARD BAD
              >THE BOAR
              >GHOSTS
              >I am cured now, let's defeat [generic evil emperor character]
              All while mary sue Byleth keeps getting his dick sucked by everyone by doing nothing

              >FE4 completely goes wet noodle after the cast gets executed by fricking METEORS lmfao
              You did not play the game

              >I did play FE5, the gameplay and story are nonexistant, literal meme game
              You did not play the game

              why are nin toddlers capable of actually conversing like adults

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                incapable*

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We won. We don't need to.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If you "won" you wouldnt feel the need to keep crying on Ganker all day anon, you arent fooling anyone.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >are you just an engagegay thats upset 3houses is liked more than engage?
            Good lord you fricking 3HRTrannies are just that fricking cancerous. Here I am speaking about like at least 3 fourths of the franchise and all you can do to retaliate is go ENGAYGIEE XDD

            Keep pretending that the shitty generic anime plot that 3H is any good

            Robin does nothing in the plot of awakening. Three Houses is not generic, literally has a villain route where the main character commits unlike conquest (like you claimed). Blue lions too

            FE4 completely goes wet noodle after the cast gets executed by fricking METEORS lmfao. I did play FE5, the gameplay and story are nonexistant, literal meme game

            >Robin does nothing in the plot of awakening.
            Does more than Byleth. All Byleth does is flail his hands. Even in Silver snow where he is the main character, that cardboard character keeps flailing his hands while Seteth does the talking / steals Claude's script

            >literally has a villain route where the main character commits unlike conquest (like you claimed)
            Corrin massacred the entire kitsune village. 3HRT's crimson flower is literally just conquest tier, cope.
            >Blue lions too
            Blue lions has criminally bland generic writing. All that happens in that route is
            >EDELGARD BAD
            >THE BOAR
            >GHOSTS
            >I am cured now, let's defeat [generic evil emperor character]
            All while mary sue Byleth keeps getting his dick sucked by everyone by doing nothing

            >FE4 completely goes wet noodle after the cast gets executed by fricking METEORS lmfao
            You did not play the game

            >I did play FE5, the gameplay and story are nonexistant, literal meme game
            You did not play the game

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i did play fe4 and 5, I actually think fe4 is decent and I love the large maps and actual war feel of the game that only three houses, fates and genealogy actually achieve

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    full of fake games that no one wants to play. may as well play Action 52.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yellow: port from other nintendo system
    red: available on playstation or PC

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >those exclusives
    Well, yeah, I would be pretty excited about owning a Switch if I was ten years old.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    True. This is why i have a Switch in addition to my PS4, PC, and Series X

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s Elden Ring? I’m sorry Nintendo, but the best genre is the soulslike and you’re lacking a major exclusive to fill this void. Give us a game that makes us interact with your mechanics with a focus on level design based around survival and exploration with memorable bosses that have a purpose in the world, all supplemented with stat allocation for builds and a bunch of different weapons and armor that you can customize.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bait
      >Give us a game that makes us interact with your mechanics with a focus on level design based around survival and exploration with memorable bosses that have a purpose in the world, all supplemented with stat allocation for builds and a bunch of different weapons and armor that you can customize.
      all of this is done better in ds1, you didnt play it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the switch got a gimped version of it
        >done better in ds1
        FAP is a mainstay on all real builds, Havels, Wolf, and Wood Grain are always in the other slot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          4 rings that do nothing is not better than good rings

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Elden Ring’s talismans are great and there’s a ton of them. This ain’t DS3.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i love DS1 but you are beyond delusional if you think most if not all of its mechanics arent vastly improved in Elden Ring and Bloodborne.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          brainwashed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't need it

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can play all of those on my PC without paying a single penny. Nice exclusives though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy those Nintendo games, PC vegan!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ok switch vegan, keep showing the same home menu screenshot every week

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I will! I've started the xeno saga last week and it's been fun. Even more fun knowing that drones spent $70 on it when I get it for free

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skloosibs don't matter, total games do and it has the most total software of any system ever.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Skloosibs don't matter
      Yes they do. Why the frick else would you buy a console? They're just gimped PC's at the end of the day, at least Nintendo tries offering something different with their gimmicks and always have a bunch of first party titles in their lineup.

      What does PS5 have other than Demon's Souls? Those mediocre Final Fantasy games are coming to PC eventually.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You have to own one though. That's like going from a completely functional body into a wheelchair if you own something better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest the only better thing is a PC and that's like going from a Ferrari to a BMW

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >13 sentinels
    >exclusive to Switch

    ???????????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ps4
      whats the point in owning a console that isnt pc or nintendo?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        PS4 has bloodborne, literally game of the generation and the only reason to own that garbage console.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >30 FPS movie game
          >game of the generation
          Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >movie game
            you havent played it. all of the cutscenes combined in the game dont even add up to 10 minutes in a game that has 80+ hours of content

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >movie game
            You're using terms you don't know the meaning of. Anyways, did they patch it again? I'm replaying it atm on a base PS4, currently in the Hunter's Nightmare DLC zone and it seems to run at 40 or so fps consistently, unless you're in the Lecture hall and all of the goopy students spit cum at you at the same time, the game LITERALLY dips to like 5fps when that happens.

            besides that, not only is it the best Souls game, it may genuinely be the best game of all time.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are Nintendo games actually childish or is it just the presentation and aesthetics? Do they have any depth to the gameplay?
    I’m seriously considering getting one to give them a try.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just fricking emulate some games instead of letting Ganker decide, jesus frick man.
      If you like their games, THEN you get one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just have a shitty laptop, I don’t think it can even run those games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's hit or miss. Games like Xenoblade are just you sitting in one place while your character auto-battles, Pokemon is just a boring menu simulator, Bayonetta is just button mashing QTEs, Zelda is mostly just an empty ubisoft world where you occasionally build a hoverbike to trivialize everything. Metroid's pretty good, and Mario is serviceable.

      Nintendo's lost alot of their quality control these days.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he boughted Pokemon Sword
    Your mother regrets not aborting

    [/spoiler]Based otherwise

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