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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only snoy trannies think like that. Switch has more games than ps3-5 combined.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, has more shovelware than Play Store.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >metroid dread
    >smt 5
    >bayo mommy
    >kirby

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    -bling targeted towards kids
    Correct. They are above such practices.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure about that?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    non-SMT gay here, does SMTV look promising?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looking to be the best installment since Nocturne.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it's turning out to be way better than i expected

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like the spiritual successor to Nocturne, which is a great thing if you like Nocturne, but it's pretty fricking polarizing. It's a turn based JRPG with minimal story and lot's, and lot's, and lot's of repetitive combat, recruiting monsters, fusing monsters, tweaking your party, rng, getting hit with a boss you weren't prepared for out of nowhere and having to completely rework your party, turn based combat, and really cool music and character designs, now with Naruto running. Yeah, it's going to be fricking awesome.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >really cool music
        I can't stop listening to it, Gankerros.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >troony games
    Oh wow, so scared of the power of nintendo...

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch exclusives:
    >Mario Odyssey
    >Smash Ultimate
    >The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
    >Splatoon 2 + Octo Expansion
    >Xenoblade Chronicles 2
    >Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
    >Snipperclips Plus
    >1 2 Switch
    >Fast RMX
    >Arms
    >Golf Story
    >Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle + Donkey Kong Adventure
    >Gal Metal
    >Kirby Star Allies
    >Mario Tennis Aces
    >TWEWY ~Final Remix~
    >Super Mario Party
    >Pokémon Let's Go
    >Fitness Boxing
    >Yoshi's Crafted World
    >Pokémon Sword & Shield
    >Animal Crossing: New Horizons
    >Fire Emblem Three Houses
    >Luigi's Mansion 3
    >Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
    >Super Mario Maker 2
    >The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
    >Astral Chain
    >Box Boy! + Box Girl!
    >Tetris 99
    >Rune Factory 5
    >Cadence of Hyrule
    >Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
    >Bayonetta 3
    >Metroid Prime 4
    >Shin Megami Tensei V
    >Mary Skelter 2
    >No More Heroes 3
    >Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s
    >Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
    >Moon
    >Ring Fit Adventure
    >Famicon Detective Club remakes
    >Brain Training Switch
    >Sports Story
    >Bravely Default 2
    >Taiko no Tatsujin Drum & Fun
    >Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
    >Ninjala
    >Groove Coaster Wai Wai Party
    >Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
    >Good Job!
    >Paper Mario: The Origami King
    >New Pokémon Snap
    >Azure Striker Gunvolt 3
    >Bakugan: Champions of Vestroia
    >Picross S Series
    >Vitamin Connection
    >Working Zombies
    >Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
    >Disgaea 6
    >Fitness Boxing 2
    >Kirby Fighters 2
    >Rolling Gunner
    >Detective Pikachu 2
    >Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town
    >Buddy Mission BOND
    >Mario Golf: Super Rush
    >Project Triangle Strategy
    >Splatoon 3
    >Crayon Shin-chan
    >Pokémon Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl
    >Pokémon Legends Arceus
    >Monyuu
    >Pacman 99
    >Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
    >A-train: All Aboard! Tourism
    >World's End Club
    >Game Builder Garage
    not even mentioning the new shit we got coming

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Half of the games on the list don't qualify as exclusives

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of those games are real games because no true Scotsman puts sugar in his porridge.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel...

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new mario party game has true online
    it doesnt even matter there's only 5 maps, the other consoles literally cannot compete with that

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$60 for low budget low effort shovelware

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't smtv have a cool subtitle like Nocturne or Apocalypse?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, if SMT V is actually just Lawgay Nocturne what would be the opposite word for Nocturne?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Diurne.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yescturne

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty drunk, but this made me laugh way harder than it should have.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sneed

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you get to play as a trans diva
    Holy based

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Returnal is the real nextgen Metroid. Dread is just some shitty Western trash dev shovelware, Nintendo couldnt even be fricked to make it themselves.

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