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Former jewel thief reviews GTA 5’s jewelry heists A former jewel thief has taken Grand Theft Auto 5’s heists to task, and explains how he would have done it instead.
Youth crime prevention advocate and former jewel thief, Larry Lawton, took to YouTube to review GTA 5’s jewel heist missions, picking apart the details and explaining how Rockstar got it wrong. “I understand it’s a game, but I am to this day considered the biggest jewel robber in the United States,” he said. “And I’m gonna tell you how I would have done it. And what the game did a little off,” he said, introducing viewers to his review. Lawton says that Michael’s attempt to case the store, as depicted in the game, was “sloppy.” “As he’s casing the place, he’s taking pictures. Very conspicuous. You don’t think they would…
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Video game journalists are a joke Gamers don’t have a problem with challenge. Game journalists do, because they're lazy hacks — and because challenge itself engenders fundamental problems for their ideology.
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The great walking simulator vs. murder simulator debate is over GamesIndustry.biz declares non-walking simulator games boring. May we remind you of a little thing called Grand Theft Auto?
For the last few years, the gaming world has been engaged in one hotly contested debate: walking simulators versus murder simulators. Sure, that might be an extremely simplified summary, but it is still accurate. The walking simulator side believes games should focus on storytelling and have social justice messages, while the murder simulator group thinks games should be enjoyable to play. The argument perpetuated by the video game social justice society is that video games are either “pseudo-masculine nonsense” or “frustrating time wasters that leave you feeling dead inside.” At least that’s what developer Brie Code argues in the latest “thinkpiece” targeting gamers and game developers for not enjoying her…
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Ion Fury bows to ResetEra mob, will donate $10k to LGBTQIA movement over dev’s Discord comment Ion Fury dev busted saying he doesn't think babies should be gender reassigned.
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Media calls for VR safe spaces Everyone will finally be safe in places where nothing can hurt you to begin with.
It never takes long for a new gaming technology to be treated like a public menace. Take this shocking news clip documenting “virtual rape” in Grand Theft Auto: The eerie realism is breathtaking, all the way down to the floating cone on his forehead! These deplorable virtual acts will only get worse, especially with the advent of virtual reality. The Oculus Rift and similar devices promise a hyper-realistic and immersive gaming experience. But due to the hordes of horny 12-year-olds occupying these virtual spaces, the realism will not work to your advantage. Luckily we have brave heroes like Patrick Harris of Minority Media. At this year’s Game Developers Conference he showed…
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Actual news outlet reports girl was virtually raped in GTA V News outlet claims modders are hackers, and they're "staging violent attacks" in Grand Theft Auto. Evidence: a crazy female games journo.
Former jewel thief reviews GTA 5’s jewelry heists A former jewel thief has taken Grand Theft Auto 5’s heists to task, and explains how he would have done it instead.
WATCH: mom rages on livestreaming son having a smelly gamer moment Gamers sometimes need to poop where they sit instead of wasting time going to the bathroom, but this mom won't tolerate gamer moments.
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No, game journos, Grand Theft Auto doesn’t make you sexist False interpretations of already worthless and pseudoscientific studies. But hey — narrative.
One of the best parts of Grand Theft Auto is the pure egalitarianism of the game. Like when you’re speeding down a crowded Venice Beach at 115 mph in a Maserati throwing grenades out the window, you don’t care that the innocent bystanders are women or men, black or white, rich or poor. You just care about the finer things, like how high their bodies fly into the air when you pop them with your bumper. If you relate to this last paragraph and don’t think I’m a total psychopath, then you’re probably a gamer. And you also probably think that the latest study saying that violent video games make you sexist is…
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Kotaku is killing video game journalism When Kotaku introduced ‘social justice’ to gaming coverage, it all went to hell. Why can't we just play?
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Why video game movies fail as adaptations What are movie makers doing wrong?
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Actual news outlet reports girl was virtually raped in GTA V News outlet claims modders are hackers, and they're "staging violent attacks" in Grand Theft Auto. Evidence: a crazy female games journo.
Reading the following post on the GameSpot forums had my troll senses tingling: Because today at work I overheard a 50 year old woman talking to someone about the GTAV ban saying she had been in a heated discussion the night before with her son about the game and how ”you can rape women”. Now I’ve completed this game on PS3 (and own it on PS4) and can’t remember one instance of being able to rape anybody. This women spoke about the game as if the whole point of GTA was to rape and kill women. I asked her if she had played the game which she responded ”No” but…
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Users prank call BattleCam streamer’s mom until she melts down Meltdown with a lil bit of the old domestic slaparoo.
Why is hating games a prerequisite for video game criticism? Smug elitists take issue with the idea of video games as art.
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Rockstar discovers Blizzard’s secret to $$$$ The way we game could change forever.
We’ve heard disturbing rumours. Apparently the dispensers in the toilet cubicles deep within the bowels of Blizzard Entertainment’s development studio contain not puppy-soft rolls of gooch-caressing papers as one might expect. Instead they’re stacked with $100 bills, each capable of removing three grams of klingon from an individual’s buttocks, leaving it hassle free for the long hours spent at computer desks, watching coin flow into the company’s bank balance. Indeed, with World of Warcraft, Blizzard Entertainment stumbled upon the perfect business model. Through the land of Azeroth they created an enchanting environment and then laced it with addictive and enjoyable gameplay to which a community could rally around. They then…
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‘Westworld’ represents video games better than actual video game movies Even the best examples of video game movies, like Warcraft and Tomb Raider, only rise to the level of mediocrity.
Ubisoft pledges €500,000 to rebuild Notre Dame Also grab a free copy of Assassin’s Creed: Unity.
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A guide to playing games stoned 2008's finest high times in gaming.
Have you ever left your game on pause for two hours because you went to get some pizza and never made it back? Have you even scratched your head and wondered why people complained about Halo being too short when it took you 20 hours to complete. Have you ever spent 10 minutes looking perplexed at the in-game map wondering what the hell it all means before your attention is finally captured by the flashing neon marker which marks your position? Congratulations, you are one of the many gamers out there who’ve gone against doctor and parental advice to play a game ripped, stoned, bent, whacked, baked, toasted, or in…
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Game journos: devs must force players to make the ‘right’ moral choices “If game designers are not willing to de-power players then their ‘moral choice’ mechanics are reduced to basically meaningless ‘play style.’”
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69 things you need to do in GTA before you die So you think you’re done with Liberty City? Think again.
Grand Theft Auto IV found itself at the top of the charts again this week for both the PlayStation 3 and the Xbox 360, which means the population of Liberty City is still growing by the day. But whether you are a veteran who picked up the game on launch day, or a noob who just got off the boat, we’re guessing you’ll find a couple of cool objectives in the missions below to keep the fun rolling in for months. 1. Carjack some poor sap and let them clutch the door before you take off, then drag them screaming down the street. 2. Snipe people from the top of…
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‘Hot Coffee’ mod reveals GTA: San Andreas contains hidden sex games A mod unlocks sex content that was coded into the original game but remained inactive. We have the pics! UPDATE: LA district attorney sues Rockstar and Take-Two.
Yes, it’s big news – all over the Internet, news services and even newspapers – there’s hidden sex games in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! Owners of the GTA San Andreas PC game have access to an unexpected bonus with the recent release of the Hot Coffee modification. The Hot Coffee mod unlocks sex content that was coded into the original game but remained inactive in the final release because of the obvious classification implications. Or so the theory goes… Take-2 don’t feel obliged to comment on the activities of the modding community, but they might find themselves in bit of trouble if the claims of 36 years old Dutchman…
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