>take beloved property. >Have chance to remake it

>take beloved property
>Have chance to remake it
>Butcher the ever loving shit out of it and totally change the story

Why is this so common? This is like the Evangelion rebuilds. Why can't REMOOOOOOKERS just remake a game without ruining it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't a remake already come out 2 years ago?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2020 April

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Y4wljc5.jpg

      >take beloved property
      >Have chance to remake it
      >Butcher the ever loving shit out of it and totally change the story

      Why is this so common? This is like the Evangelion rebuilds. Why can't REMOOOOOOKERS just remake a game without ruining it?

      Someone once told me time is a flat circle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was just for the first part of the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but that's the joke dumb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remake is a sequel, and it covers 4/5ths of Disc 1
      Rebirth is a sequel to Remake, and it covers the rest of Disc 1 and Disc 2
      Wheelchair Cloud soon, eventually, hopefully

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of drugs are you on? Rebirth is hinted to end at the stabby scene which was the end of disk 1 in the OG. You're like so fricking wrong it's painful. The entire reason disk 2 was micro short in the OG was because FMVs took up like majority of the disk space.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie disc 1 ends with the midgar serpent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            forgotten capital is one of the last stops in og disc 1. which in the state of play they said this game starts at leaving midgar up to the forgotten capital, whatever that means. Hopefully they didn't make the entire game world to stretch out disk 1 over 2 fricking games. Maybe just a reordering of events and aerith would die later in the game vs dying around disc 1s end point.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. Midgar up til the end of city of the ancients is disk 1. Disk 2 is snowboarding northern Crater, life stream and ends after the midgar assault and preparing for final descent. Disk three is just open world and final dungeon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you on about? You do realize Midgar in the original game was only a few hours long, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Remake is a sequel, and it covers 4/5ths of Disc 1
        Not even close lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first game of what will be a trilogy came out two years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2020 was 4 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick knows, it seems like there's a new Final Fantasy game every month

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hubris

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why bother remaking FF7? They could have saved all that time and development money by releasing a remaster with better graphics and fixing the biggest bugs and done nothing else. It would have sold just as well if not better. I mean we're still getting turn based RPGs like Octopath Traveller, it's not like the genre is dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What baffles me is that people still paid for this garbage after the rug pull and will pay for the other 2 garbage releases too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >after the rug pull
        the rug cannot be pulled, there is a pillar on top of it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit thats a hell of an oversight if ive ever seen one. good job square

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't you heard? The original game is still there if you want to play it silly, a 1:1 remake would've been BORING and now we get to speculate on how our expectations will be subverted! Nevermind I posted 3 reaction videos pissing myself with excitement when they announced a remake and that I didn't even know I wanted Time Jannie's until I saw them. I just love consuming content from Square Enix and the Final Fantasy 7 universe! Don't forget to vacuum up the mako on your way out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the remake better than the original. Simple as.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved the game but idk about that one. I just might like Rebirth more than the original though, that's for sure. I mean holy shit. It actually looks like it could replace FF7 once part 3 finishes and you can buy all three games in one box set.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lots of cool locations to visit
        >more minigames
        >you can ride a segway in costa del sol
        >more exploration
        >but they butcher the story
        I'm probably still going to get it because even despite the story garbage it will still be the best FF in a long time. If they could just make a NEW FF with cool locations and minigames and shit like this then the franchise wouldn't be in such dire straits.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hah after the praise FF 16 got we're probably just gonna get more DMC knock off shit. Idk why they even bothered calling 16 a final fantasy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks a direct remake of a 1997 game would sell 7 million copies and not a turbo hyped mass budget AAA game
      it's time for you to wake the frick up moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let him cope. It will only make it funnier when Rebirth sells even more copies than part 1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original FF7 wasnt turn based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shhhhh they never played that game dude. they complain on the internet because they get a sick kick out of spreading doom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Wait" was always an option moron. Not everyone plays on the default settings.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shhhhh they never played that game dude. they complain on the internet because they get a sick kick out of spreading doom

        ATB is still turn based, moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If ATB is turn-based and the Remake games are ATB-based, does that make the Remake games turn-based?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they can sell you the same game multiple times with DLCs + tip.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >leaked Super Nova animation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >releasing a remaster with better graphics and fixing the biggest bugs
      they already did this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a Gacha.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this so common?
    Its not, FF7 is the only remake that flat out change the story for the worst.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Nomura's designs but he should not be allowed to make executive creative decisions. I think when it comes to Japanese brands the higher ups want to keep selling merchandise and they feel like they have to remind their customers that the brand still exists but don't want to put a 1:1 remake because it maybe viewed as lazy/uninspired so they add in all this shit no one asked for. Either that or generational thing where new blood makes it's way into the company and they want to reinvent the wheel and out do the people who made the brand recognizable.

      It is common, OP mentioned Evangelion in his post, the Eureka Seven movie was completely different then the show, a lot of Japanese light novels that are adapted to manga and anime are different etc. It seems to happen the most with Japanese companies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rebuild was pretty obviously not a remake from the first movie and all E7 content past the original has been terrible though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't even need to do 1:1, but instead they thought full moron was the best choice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was either exactly what we got or a 1:1 remaster with no changes, nothing else was possible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pocket Full of Rainbows was GOOD and SAD and im TIRED OF PRETENDING IT WASN'T

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 threads

    Played the og in 90s and replayed it several times through out the years, loved Remake, pre-ordered Rebirth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ackshually, I don't have shit taste, because I liked the old games!
      Shut up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy based, same here and doomposters working overtime won't change that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they thought it would be fricking boring to make the exact same game they made 25 years ago, or maybe they are like anno with eva and they just straight up despise ff7 obsessed manchildren who cant move on so they are seeing just how much crazy shit they can get away with and still have people praise it.

      >without actually understanding a single thing the fans want.
      damn, I didn't know you spoke for everyone.

      holy based, same here and doomposters working overtime won't change that

      ywnbaw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you so much for saying this, I really needed to hear someone say this
      the past 24 hours have been extremely difficult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost like these doomposters haven't actually played FF7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really think you're on to something with this one don't you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do I have a feeling the same people who hate FF7 Remake/Rebirth are the same people who buy every soulsborne, call of duty, and any western "moviegame" that comes out?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >play a game
        >love the story the character
        >game get remake
        >it butcher almost every aspect of it
        >It DESTORY the story that you like
        >and it RAPE the characters you love

        What kind of mentality is this? Like, how the frick can somebody love something, and yet at the same time accept whatever atrocities that were done towards the thing he love?
        Can somebody explain?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the language you use perfectly encapsulates your broken mindset. seek help.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doomposters are mad because they can't afford a PS5 for goty 2024.

      i bought my ps5 for Final Fantasy XVI and have already preordered Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here on that history, though I don’t preorder. Still, there’s a discount on if you do, so maybe I will at the last minute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don’t preorder. Still, there’s a discount on if you do,
        Wait, what? I don't preorder either but where is there a discount for doing so? Is that only for some super expensive goyim edition or a discount on the base game version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I bought the original the week it released on the US.

      VIIR was great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good goy, keep having no taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brush your teeth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. Will pre-order part 3 as well.
      The doomposters are tendie discord trannies who are big mad that Zelda didn't win GOTY and have joined forces with other 41%-ers to try and discredit every new game that's not on switch in a vain attempt at ruining every sane person's fun.
      They will never be women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        love the remake and Zelda, but you are delusional homie
        let that discord boogeyman go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, not sure why the remake filters so many people

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remake game faithfully
    >they expect us to pay 70 bucks for a game we already played!!
    >do something different
    >they ruined it!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they remade the game with the combat Remake has and just expanded everything to accommodate the visual change I highly fricking doubt people would be complaining nearly as much

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reality: the same people would still be b***hing just as loudly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people would b***h no matter what SE did. but people like you and me would love it no matter what SE did, so at least it balances out

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the west its Millennials obsessed with subversion and I guess nips are just copying it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The homosexual director wants to make infinite spinoffs like Kingdom Hearts.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe they thought it would be fricking boring to make the exact same game they made 25 years ago, or maybe they are like anno with eva and they just straight up despise ff7 obsessed manchildren who cant move on so they are seeing just how much crazy shit they can get away with and still have people praise it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nojima and Kitase rapidly became hacks after their early successes and Square-Enix refuses to get rid of idiots with so much tenure. I can't remember which one it was, I think Nojima, who basically said all of these changes was because he found it boring to just make the exact same game again and wanted to really change things up so it'd be fresh for veterans and newcomers alike, but at the end of the day Jap writers trying to change old things and especially their older works always fricking flails around trying to be subversive and deconstructive without actually understanding a single thing the fans want.

    Read: Eureka Seven Hi-Evolution skullfricking that series because the creators decided the original continuity was just a dream, as was everything else in the series, and Eureka was traumatized by Renton dying and trapped in her attempts to dream worlds where she and Renton lived together happily, as cross-world shenanigans ensue and a huge swath of major characters die. Fans refuse to acknowledge this garbage as canon as a result.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >without actually understanding a single thing the fans want
      considering how many videos with thumbnails of middle aged men basedpogging at the state of play have shown up in my youtube recommendations id say they know exactly what the fans want, compilation garbage, they have been feeding them this shit since advent children and people are still eating it up, and that was almost 20 years ago already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >without actually understanding a single thing the fans want.
      damn, I didn't know you spoke for everyone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the result of old writers, having achieved wealth, fame, and stability, no longer caring about how their work is recieved by the masses, and being more concerned about how their work is recieved by critics and other writers. They have the money, thus they pursue prestige and legacy, so they try to make it artsy and subversive for the sake of being artsy and subversive. That's why rewrites always fail, they always get ruined by the emotional baggage of the writer. If not the old writer fricking it up due to becoming washed, or for the previous stated reason, new writers trying to one up it and use it as a stepping stone for their career, or ruining it out of spite and pride to prove they're the "new generation". It just never goes well.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh a new final fantasy game- better rev up the hate brigade! It wouldn’t be /v is there wasn’t always a thread about hating which ever ff is the most recent with really pedantic complaints.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pedantic
      every single-player FF game post X has been a trashfire except maybe XII which was just kind of okay. I've never seen a dev so oblivious as to what the fans actually want as Square Enix.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played original ff7 so I’m good

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inches closer to guy holding him at gunpoint
    >gets killed

    why the frick would they animate this just either have sephirot deflect the bullets or simply remove the rifles had have sephiroth kill them on the spot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't see what the problem is. This is 1:1 with the original scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the problem is the more realistic you make a cutscene the sillier it looks when you animate it like it's low poly cartoon sockpuppets

        It was perfectly fine for the original to have less performative scenes, after all the models were cartoony and simplistic

        but in the remake here it just looks stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        its just that less is more
        these moron devs unironically think that more polygons is better than well paced, well directed scenes with quality VAs (you dont even need VAs but they add to the experience) and music, and with 7 remake we only have otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meant to quote this

          the problem is the more realistic you make a cutscene the sillier it looks when you animate it like it's low poly cartoon sockpuppets

          It was perfectly fine for the original to have less performative scenes, after all the models were cartoony and simplistic

          but in the remake here it just looks stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They looks moronic, they see their friend getting killed and didn't even shot Sephiroth, maybe they are confused or in fear, but the scene didn't convey that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly this scene would be ok if not for the moronic crawling and QTE shit just make it so cloud is trying to crawl but cannot, the qtes are distracting and take away from the rest of the scene.

      Even better, they could just give you a PoV shot instead of whatever the frick this is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really harmed the intensity of this entire scene. honestly confused why they did this. it would have been sick if sephiroth swung his blade once killing all the guys but the mayor, causing the mayor to become paralyzed with fear. then the scene could play out as it did and it would be amazing, but no they had to do this dumb shit.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse > Tifa and Aerith

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is ultimately what matters when playing a video game and if I want the OG story, I not only already know it, I can simply replay OG FF7.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditmake

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know OP. People just see something that was popular once and have to rub their fricking stink on it I guess

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Versus XIII

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebuild was cool. Then everyone else started doing it. Then rebuild took a nosedive off a fricking cliff for the latter half.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incels want Square to make FF7 in the EXACT nostalgic way they experienced the original. But that's impossible. Everyone experienced FF7 differently. Even remaking it 1:1 with better models wouldn't solve the issue because my kid brain specifically formed nostalgic bonds with the blocky models. All those fan-made texture repacks are soulless for that reason alone.

    In the end, the only choice you have is going a new direction. And in that respect, FF7 remake is a respectable attempt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manchildren will kick and scream no matter what just because it isn't the perfect nostalgiabait they envisioned. People like us will be happy no matter what we get. They made remake for us, not for fanboys who can't move on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I'm saying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I love how BOTW and FF7 Remake has made homosexual crybaby nostalgia-cucked manchildren so mad on this board. They can NOT get over shit not being the same as their childhood.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like remake, but im also in because i like feeling schadenfreude
          The fact they will never have what they wanted and will get angry every time they remember this project for all these years is great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People like us will be happy no matter what we get.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not bait. If you aren't a jaded manbaby you won't cry and b***h about what you get, you'll shut up and enjoy it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There’s such a thing as just letting the story do its thing and appreciating it for what it is. Did Don’t be so serious teach you nothing? Relax and enjoy something without demanding it conform to your wonky personal expectations.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The story is shit. You'd know that if you weren't just turning off your brain. The Whispers don't intelligently manipulate the people or events to change the timeline, they corporealize and fly around like a swarm until someone twists an ankle. That is STUPID. The also didn't exist in the original game and haven't been explained. (There's still time for that, but I doubt it's going to be explained well if at all.) Additionally, plenty of things change from the original game and the Whispers don't seem to care, or they themselves change things when they are clearly trying to keep things on course and should understand the butterfly effect as THE ARBITERS OF FATE. It's all so DUMB.
                Apparently they're back too, even though they were all destroyed in Remake.
                And don't get me started on the Barret death fake out and him killing the Arbiters of Fate, FOR SEPHIROTH, after the Whispers literally saved his life. The writing is moronic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a group of entities whose deeper explanation was left for sequels does not behave according to my assumptions and this arbitrary set of standards I made up, therefore... game bad!
                I see...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >arbitrary set of standards I made up
                It's called consistency, logic and reason and I didn't make them up. The writing is just bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your post didn't point out any error in consistency and logic that isn't based on an unproven assumption of yours, like why exactly is it illogical for the whispers to "lack intelligence"? It doesn't contradict anything presented otherwise.
                You might have forgotten, but we are talking about the same rough "group of beings" the weapons belong to, a group of beings that ended up protecting the thing that wanted to gravely wound them to take control over them, while they attacked the ones who actually tried to stop that attack against the planet from happening. Why WOULD you assume high levels of intelligence?
                Or perhaps you just didn't play OG FFVII?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why exactly is it illogical for the whispers to "lack intelligence"?
                I didn't say that it was. I just said THEY are stupid, in concept, and make dumb decisions. Their decisions are what lack logic and consistency. Why are they changing things if their goal is to keep things the same? Why are things changing at all? And why do they only SELECTIVELY change certain things and leave others to play out differently from the original timeline? There is no consistency in their actions and almost everything surrounding them is stupidly written and illogical.
                >but we are talking about the same rough "group of beings" the weapons belong to
                When was this stated?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, not no matter what, but I’m certainly open to new things and don’t get braindamagingly upset at minor cosmetic things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manchildren will kick and scream no matter what just because it isn't the perfect nostalgiabait they envisioned. People like us will be happy no matter what we get. They made remake for us, not for fanboys who can't move on.

      The unsubtle winks and nods for OG fans that Remake and Rebirth do are unironically worse manchild nostalgia pandering than a more faithful recreation would have been. Shit like all the random Aerith death flash forwards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the original game is full of flashbacks.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played original but remake is one of best games ever

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PSX 2015

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They drew you in but pulled a bait and switch on ya.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VII Remake was pure Nomura-KINO
    And VII Rebirth is Pure Nomura-KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only right opinion.
      If you aren't a Nomurachad, get out and get hit by a car.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correction.
      Remake was Nomura-KINO slightly polluted by troublesome individuals like Toriyama.
      Rebirth was actual pure Nomura-KINO that was kept pure the HamaguCHAD, the next generation big name of CBU1 and the one ray of hope for good Final Fantasy games in the future.
      He basically takes the role Nomura took with the OG FFVII. He brings in soulful ideas and reigns in giga-autists like Toriyama (who sometimes insist on including some bad things which get blocked by Hamaguchi), which he can only do properly now that he is the new director. He has the balls to say straight up "no" to big shots like Kitase, just like Nomura did in FFVII. A very rare trait for Japanese to have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toriyama is a ludokino visionary

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Hamaguchi san. Final Fantasy needs a -guchi in charge.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Cloud frick Tifa under the airship in the Remake?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and totally change the story
    It's a sequel homosexual. Do you know what that means? Sequels have different stories from the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A sequel that has the same plot except wildly veers off track

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A sequel that has the same plot except it doesn't
        Ok moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wildly veers off track
        Took detours and got expanded, but where does it actually in the true sense of the word "veer off track"? Veering off track means the OG events become outright impossible, but I am seeing most scenes still similar as the OG with additions that don't interfere with that, especially in terms of the final result so far.
        What you call "veering off track" would be something at the level of Shinra killing off or capturing Jenova again, obtaining the Black Materia instead of Sephiroth, with Rufus becoming the true main villain who becomes the Meteor King and terrorizes the world with the might of Shinra and his new magical powers.
        Meanwhile changing circumstances to not even significantly alter the direction of events do not fit that word in comparison.

        It's notable that after Remake most doomers said goofy stuff from the OG would be cut, the story would be altered to the point that there would be no Rufus parade and Costa Del Sol would be skipped or something. Also no Sailor Barret or Marine Trooper Red XIII. Yet here we are.

        The goalposts are moved back every time. The most ridiculous was the 360° change of opinion in regards to the open world. In Remake screeching about "MUH walking corridors". Then when it was mistakenly assumed that the world would be ultra-huge the complaint was "a huge game full of nothing", it turned out to be a well-adjusted balance, then the problem was apparently that the areas were... you guess it, too small again. And if turned out greater in the final game they'd complain about it being too large again. It just never ends with these people, they just seem to have a vested interest in public opinion becoming as much "FFVII Rebirth... bad!" as possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But being able to run up 70 flights of stairs without breaking a sweat, that's jenova cells
          I don't think that's Jenova cells. I think that's just basic Shinra training. Tifa doesn't break a sweat either.
          Barret is the only one who breaks a sweat, and that's because he's like 6'5 and weighs like 350 pounds.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I loved how Tifa was able to fly up the stairs quickly without breaking a sweat. Cloud starts strong, but slows down and ends up going almost slower than Barrett at the end. Barrett complaining the whole time was hilarious. I loved that part.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but where does it actually in the true sense of the word "veer off track"?
          The fact that they show a living Zack you disingenuous frick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            here we go again with the Zack seethe. you are a gigantic, fat baby.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >How does it veer off track
              >NO THAT DOESNT COUNT

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are crying because people dont like what you like. The characters, the primary villain especially, being self-aware at the plot diminishes a lot of shit, and gives it a ton of room to "veer off track" short of them back peddling and leaving a bunch of moronic bait and switches only to do nothing with them. The entire plot of intergrade itself is veering off track, setting shit up that was not at all even remotely involved in the original and will have to pay some kind of dividend later

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                didn't read
                still buying
                still enjoying
                you complain about games you don't like. you're a homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU
                >ARE
                >NEVER
                >ALLOWED
                >TO
                >COMPLAIN
                >ABOUT
                >SERIES
                >YOU
                >LIKE
                If I was ever a dictator the history books would vindicate me in the genocide of people like you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you only supposed to complain about games you like?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >complain online for four years
                why don't you just go the frick away? because you have a sick troll in your mind telling you "I have a personal dog in this fight against people who like a game that I do not"
                you're a fricking piece of shit. look in the mirror. revaluate your decisions and thought processes. do something else with your time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, Square Enix really did a job on you. Look at you attack dogging for them for absolutely free.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm attack dogging you for being a moron wiener sucker. I don't care about being nice to any of you people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good doggie 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've only started b***hing about it again in the last several months tbh.
                When the first demake came out I was demoralized and resigned myself to watching people cheer at 7's corpse being used as a cheap cum dumpster but now the tides are turning, and justice is being served.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >demoralized from a video game not being what I wanted it to be
                every single one of you that does this is unhinged and you seriously need to revaluate your life decisions that have put you here. you are pathetic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's sad to see something you care about being prostituted around, I guess.
                I think it's because it was one of the first rpgs I ever played, and it was one of the few things I wasn't able to kill off but otherwise I don't have many strong attachments left so the series dying off is fine by me tbh.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you actually moronic?
                what exactly is wrong with being disappointed when something doesnt turn out the way you hoped?
                not to excuse the people who shitpost endlessly but youve described a basic human trait you dumb Black person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire plot of intergrade itself is veering off track, setting shit up that was not at all even remotely involved in the original

                Isn’t that like the entire point of the story?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, how does that veer the story off track? They are still on track to Chocobo Farm, Mithril Mines, Junon, the Rufus Parade, the ship, Costa del Sol, North Corel, Gold Saucer, Badlands Prison, Cosmo Canyon and so on. Some minor adjustments happen like additional locations added for side-content, and Wutai/Rocket Town being post-poned until part 3 and some slightly bigger adjustments to Cid's involvement who has added some sort of new relationship with Aerith, as well as (presumably) first meeting the group as a salesman selling his services and wanting to give a good impression instead of giving the first impression of being an abusive prick who has random fits of cursing at others, but he will ultimately converge to the way we know him as either sometime later in Rebirth, or alternatively in part 3.
            Anyway, we get to the Temple of the Ancients, and then we even get the scene of Cloud being called as a projection speaking to Aerith via fancy Cetra magic in that one forest near bone village, and finally the Temple of the Ancients.
            Do tell me again where does it "veer off"?
            Don't tell me it will again be the same "well, ugh, surely in the next game!" like many of your kind claimed after Remake before we got any Rebirth footage or info? You never learn...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon, these people are not interested in any of that. they aren't going to watch the SoP. they simply watched YouTube videos that agreed with them that the Whispers ruined the game forever. stop debating them with facts. they do not respond to facts. simply hurl the mud and move on

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the evens that happened in the OG 7 happened in Remake.
                >Avalanche blow up 2 reactors
                >Cloud meats Aerith the same way
                >Shinra drops the 7 plate and kills 50,000 people.
                >They rescue Aerith from the Shinra building after having traded herself for Marlene's safety.
                >Escape by having a bike chase and a robot chase them down the highway
                They did not change any events. Only added context.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You go to the same places that means the way everything is presented is going to be exactly the same
              Not even remake tards defended the train graveyard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a problem with the train graveyard. It added a layer of mystique to the world and the grim reality of living under the plate. The boss fight was pretty good too. Why do you hate things just because they are different?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So it didn't actually "veer off rails" as you claimed previously, but rather you just don't like it in general? Thank you for finally admitting that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know people exactly like you and I hope a train veers off the rails and turns you into paste

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >call out bullshit
                >"how dare you! I hope something bad happens to you!"
                Yes, a good day to you as well, sir.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Butcher the ever loving shit out of it and totally change the story
    Its like Star Trek it happens in a parallel universe kind of deal. The original FF7 games, comics,books and movies are technically untouched as FF7 Remake is its own canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we need an alternate universe remake? Why not just give us what we actually want?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody gives a FRICK what you want homosexual. jump off a cliff.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          least mentally unstable demake fan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not just give us what we actually want?
        Because you homosexuals just want a soulless 1:1 remaster that's already been done several times and you KNOW how that shit would look ridiculous with it being turn based and would b***h about that even then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The combat is the only thing the demake does well. It's everything else that people hate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            except the majority of seethe I see is directed entirely at gameplay related things like the easy mode or the shimmying. the ghosts really do not impact the story. that's actually the point....they are keeping it the same, despite the reality that if things were to be remade, things would have to change. the Whispers are the fans who refuse to allow these characters to breathe and become something new, that a new generation can identify with.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              whispers are deus ex machina so devs can use it anytime and kill any stakes the story may have

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are the Whisper homie. you are the time janny. you are the purist. you are the one placing restraints on the creative vision. if you hate the whispers, take a look in the fricking mirror dumbass.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                concession accepted, Black personhomosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the Whispers are the fans who refuse to allow these characters to breathe and become something new, that a new generation can identify with.

              The whispers are just the concept of the planet defending itself extended to the timeline, FF7 had a happy ending so they want FF7 to play out as intended.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very little of it has been because of the gameplay.
              Now frick you and your generation so go make your own shit instead making a Frankenstein prostitute out of my nostalgia.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go watch the fricking SoP you piece of shit Black person. if you like that game, and you don't crack a smile, you are truly dead inside and video games are no longer for you. seriously.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care. I'm still going to help Barry kill square out of sheer spit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're definitely not White.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unprompted racism
                just wow

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only legitimate complaint were flying enemies and that was easily solved with Aero magic but the doomies were whining and crying about how they wasted their limit breaks or staggers because they can't identify that the game makes it abundantly clear that there are cut scenes of the creature going into a new phase every 1/4 of its lifebar that's chunked away.
            The first boss shows you that to bait you into doing the very thing you're at fault for doing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As a neutral party this was my only complaint aside from how long it takes for quick travel to unlock. I'd be running up to an encounter, realize half the enemies are aerial and I have no MP and would go "aw frick."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hard mode made me appreciate being frugal with magic in a way that it's changed the way I play RPGs for the rest of my god damn life.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura is incapable of subtlety

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The camera doesn't focus on him, since you have control of it. Him saying "Mo..." was too much though. I think the blending of Cloud's memories and putting himself in Zack's place is really well done though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mo-

      so did Cloud absorb Zacks memories or is it all jenova?

      Cloud has major dissociation because he's irrelevant and wants to be acknowledged. Mako brain poisoning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's complicated. Cloud desires to be like Zack, he has his own memories of him that shaped who he became after Zack died, Jenova fills in some of the gaps but when Cloud encounters something he doesn't Jenova makes me deflect away from it. There are some things he can't know because he never experienced them. But being able to run up 70 flights of stairs without breaking a sweat, that's jenova cells

        so why does Tifa want to be with Cloud?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cloud kept his promise and saved her from Sephiroth he just doesn't remember it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He saved her when they were kids, but he is autistic so he always kept his distance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That promise they made on the water tower was unironically enough to get her into him.
          >The weirdo boy next door asks to meet you in private
          >Personally tells you he's going to go join the elite fighting group of super people and that if you're ever in trouble, he'll come rushing to save you.
          >Goes away for a few years
          She was smitten at the idea of this cute but dorky loner basically confessing to her that he's going to join the army to impress her in a coy and indirect way. The best thing Cloud ever did to make Tifa interested in him was hint at his own interest and then frick off.
          Like she was actively checking the news for word on Cloud near daily for two straight years and then when she heard SOLDIERS were come to town, she got dressed up in her best cowgirl outfit because she just new in her heart Cloud was gonna be there.
          And then she was devastated when he wasn't (Only he was the whole time) hence why she's kind of a little c**ty towards Zack.

          Fast forward a few more years and the dorky loner who promised to be your night in shining armor stumbles into your slum. He's now built like a sexy otter man but acting weird. So you keep him close by and try to help him out but start to catch feelings again because he's being an aloof badass and kind of a psycho but in a very "I can fix him" sort of way.
          The fact that he's one of the only things left from your hometown that didn't go up in flames probably adds a layer of survivor bonding. You'd be surprised how quickly two people can fall for each other when they share a traumatic ordeal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Many Many reasons
          >While they were not close she's known Cloud most of her life in Nibelheim
          >Cloud saved her as a kid
          >Cloud connected with her after his mother died
          >Cloud promised to come back and get her out of a jam after joining soldier
          >Cloud kept that promise by saving her from Sephiroth
          >She witnesses him avenging their town by throwing him into the life stream
          >Cloud is the only living survivor other then herself of Nibelheim (that she knows of)
          >She probably didn't even know he was alive until he showed up in Midgar
          >Cloud's damaged (chicks dig that for some reason)
          >She probably feels obligated to return the favor to him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meant connected with her after Tifa's mother died.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She witnesses him avenging their town by throwing him into the life stream
            Did she witness that, or do you mean when she goes view cloud's psyche?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why is their love so pure?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's real as frick. it's not always perfect. sometimes love is a glance at a distance. and it takes years and years before it can bloom. my first love, I met her when we were 6. I fell in love with her at 14.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so did Cloud absorb Zacks memories or is it all jenova?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he absorbed all of Zack's memories he'd know who Aeris was before falling into the church

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's complicated. Cloud desires to be like Zack, he has his own memories of him that shaped who he became after Zack died, Jenova fills in some of the gaps but when Cloud encounters something he doesn't Jenova makes me deflect away from it. There are some things he can't know because he never experienced them. But being able to run up 70 flights of stairs without breaking a sweat, that's jenova cells

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Encounters something he doesn't know*

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not as annoyed by the story changes as i am about the gameplay changes. obscene damage sponge enemies are so fricking unfun it's unreal, combat is beyond boring

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is like the Evangelion rebuilds
    Man the idea of turning Evangelion into an isekai parody half way through isn't even terrible on paper it was just executed so absolutely fricking poorly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even know what isekai means, AOT Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Evangelion
      >Isekai
      I take it back Ganker might have a handful of boneheads but God damn does Ganker have a literal frick ton of dipshits who don't know terms or word meaning

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to stretch hype for 1 game over 10+ years
    this has got to be the most moronic stunt I've ever seen squeenix pull.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth's combat is simply too fricking good to only be playable for like half an hour at the start of the game. This is the team who made Red XIII not playable because you'd only have him for a couple of hours at the end of Remake. Cid and Vincent aren't playable for the same reason in Rebirth.

    There's gonna be more playable Sephiroth somewhere in the full game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw sephiroth joins your party to stop jenova

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This tracks considering the direction of the OG game being so ambiguous where the Remake is clearly pointing to the idea that Sephiroth has been dead/floating in the Lifestream for 5 years and Jenova has been the main villain all along just wearing a Sephiroth skinsuit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Remake is clearly pointing to the idea that [headcanon]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >[no argument]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT CID IN VINCENT ATENT PLAYABLE IN REBIRTH ARE YOU Black personING ME RIGHT NOW????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay you'll get Vincent DLC just like you got Yuffie DLC. Clockwork.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're guests, like Red XIII in Remake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth vs Genesis will be in the combat simulator guaranteed.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rebuilds weren't a remake, dumbass.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4.0 > EoE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best rebuild but not better than eoe

      i have to say anons, seeing others getting perfect scores on the piano game, hearing about hidden materia i missed...im feeling the old magic again even if the village burn was fricked up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4.0 sucked, frick off contrarian

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UE4 was a mistake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry…I kneel

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we get the first 10 hours of the game and fill it with MMO-tier fetch quests
    >also add time travelling ghosts because the story wasnt convoluted enough with just sci fi, magic and aliens in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FFXV killed FF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it didn't dumb XVI troony. Yoshitpiss killed FF. Still no sales update.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        xv saved ff
        7r killed ff

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          7r saved squeenix
          7r2 will do the same

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            7R killed SE alongside avengers

            I can't wait for FF15 devs next game! I'm sure it will be a lot of fun!

            anon...

            I will never be able to comprehend how this game managed to exist. It's one of the all time most inexplicable games in history. Like there's no way anyone actually believed this game would sell and yet they poured hundreds of millions of dollars into making it anyway.

            even forspoken looks and runs and plays better than 7rb

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              holy fricking cope lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from you? you cant even fricking jump in 7rb

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but I was jumping up and over and off of ledges in the demo anon. maybe you can go play the original again and tell me what button jumps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i was auto vaulting by pressing x to autovault in fixed positions not manually jumping freely
                so youre just a fricking moron
                there is no manual jump button
                you can't even use the grappled hook on tifa freeky its only in fixed positions in a specific part of the game

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Barry. If you want to keep winning you're going to have to let go of the Flopspoken autism. I'm on your team here, but you're starting to embarrass me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                embrace the fact that 7rb is worse graphically to forspoken too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for FF15 devs next game! I'm sure it will be a lot of fun!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will never be able to comprehend how this game managed to exist. It's one of the all time most inexplicable games in history. Like there's no way anyone actually believed this game would sell and yet they poured hundreds of millions of dollars into making it anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's honestly just fine. Like I really don't get why everyone pretends to hate it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gameplay isn't that bad, but writing and characters are terrible
            I guess it's sweetbaby's doing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >writing and characters
              Bullshit.
              >sweetbaby
              IIRC they do mention SE overall, but I don't think they have reach with the actual Japanese devs yet. I could see that someone like Toriyama might actually entertain that crazy idea, but no way Nojima will let some outsider touch his story. I don't think Hamaguchi will allow for any of that either, now that he has the executive power to make the decisions, which he lacked back in Remake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron, you can go and check that flopspoken was written by westoids

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What age is Chocobo Chloe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The age of consent in Japan was 13 up until recently. Now it's 16.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be surprised if in at least one of the timelines Cloud was ACTUALLY for the most part going through those events as we saw them in the demo. Maybe in that world Shinra was more desperate and lowered the "requirements" or something and switching weapons would then lead Cloud to more success than expected there or such or maybe he actually switched roles with Zack and are in each others' position.
    Cloud previously had visions from other timelines. It would add a new layer to the events that would not invalidate the things Cloud goes through in Mideel from the OG, because those are still true to the him there. But he might have actual memories of the same events happening in at least two different versions of Niebelheim.
    It could be that Cloud lying on the ground, and Cloud limping over as a SOLDIER are both true at the same time in a way.
    That would make things interesting.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP:
    >>take beloved property
    >>Have chance to remake it
    the ever loving shit out of it and totally change the story
    Me:

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You like shit in your cake?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot your image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't project your insecurities onto me. I only consume premium content, you are the one who settles for slops

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shit
          >premium content
          ???

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm really thinking about copping the physical Deluxe edition for the art book and CD and the steelbook and shit. This is truly the finest looking game I've ever witnessed.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I am a FF6 fan
    sucks to be you

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I get the mentality of wanting a remaster and all that with updated graphics but I cannot muster up the mental gymnastics that people conjure up to try and argue that making this game its entire separate entity was a bad decision to make.
    Maybe I'm just an old man but not knowing what is going to happen this time around has a sense of adventure and excitement I have not played since the original came out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree completely. I don't understand the mentally ill people either. I still love og VII and I can play it whenever I want but now I also get to play it again in an alternative timeline with the same characters. It rules.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alternatively I could just play a brand new game of not knowing what is going to happen, which I did, with like a dragon 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point of remaking an existing game if you're going to change it completely?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah..
    I'm currently going thru the remake and its painful.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care
    Wont buy
    First game is an even shittier legend of heroes video game

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend 8 billion hours playing playable sephiroth
    >oh wait we cant make cid playable because he is in such a relatively short section of the game 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying more people want to play as Cid than Sephiroth
      you are truly mentally deficient. go outside.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally the main villain of the series
        vs
        >Old frick who swears and owns a ship

        Its a fricking stupid decision considering it took them a long ass time to release part 2 of a 3 part game and since they decided to waste all their time on sephiroth instead of all this time on a character that will be 1000% playable in part 3 it is just going to take them even more time and money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally the main villain of the series
      vs
      >Old frick who swears and owns a ship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would I want to play as Cid over Sephiroth?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its moronic decisions like that which is why Square Enix can literally make no money off of AAA games without the FFVII name attached

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a frick if squeenix makes money. What kind of mental illness do you have where you get personally invested in the profits of multi billion dollar companies? I care about having fun and playing as Sephiroth makes the game more fun.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If this does fail, you will never get the third game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Delusional

              I dont give a frick about them making money I give a frick about not having to wait fricking forever for part 3 of a game that shouldnt have been 3 parts to begin with to fricking come out because people will claim that a 3 part series of a game that was already released are full video games

              Then don't buy it, gay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              inshallah

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont give a frick about them making money I give a frick about not having to wait fricking forever for part 3 of a game that shouldnt have been 3 parts to begin with to fricking come out because people will claim that a 3 part series of a game that was already released are full video games

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He would rather have a game with things cut out instead of 3 good games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Things cut out
                Oh like having Cid available to use in the temple of the ancients and city of the ancients? Or having the ability to grab vincent and use him as a party member? Sephiroth was never playable in the original by the way. Sounds like cut content to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Baby is having a tantrum that they are saving some good characters for part 3
                Want a cookie?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, it's too bad there won't be a third game to fix that in this trilogy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh gee, I sure hope part 3 will let me revisit those locations! I sure hope your fricking fat lard 800 pound ass doesnt die of a heart attack before it releases, which you will

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                good concession.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vincent and use him as a party member?
                Fake fan detected.
                No real fan would use Vincent anyway. You walked in to a poser trap bro 🙂
                Frick off out my fandom.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Confirmed for never playing the original when you were a child, and looking up a spread sheet because for some reason babies' first RPG series was way too hard for you, making you unable to use suboptimal parties

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair most people got baited into using Vincent as soon as they got him cause he was the "cool new party member" and then when you get done reloading your save from that cave boss fight because Vincent's ultimate does nothing but heal that boss over and over and over again you benched him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't use Deathblow materia with Vincent and Sniper CR
                homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Another fake fan fell in to the poser trap
                Nobody cares about speed run strats you only know because of a internet guide bro.
                No real fan used Vincent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did because I was a very edgy lad tho

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >speedrun strat
                >Sniper CR is on the Mt. Nibel right after the point where you get Vincent
                Black person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Anybody that went for Vincent are edgy teenagers that find whiny angsty adults "cool", and deserve the moronic brooding Cloud that AC gave and the shitstain that is Dirge of fricking Cerberus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you'd have to create a synergy set between him and 7 other characters. It'd be even 16 more character combinations if you added Vincent into the mix, and don't forget that a single combination contains both Synergy abilities and synergy skills and then there's the system with all those Tomes that was newly introduced, having to fit into this as well. With just Cid that'd be at least 21 new synergy-related battle animations, with Vincent even at least 48 new battle animations, and again, also additional Tome-gampleay elements and bonding quests.
      Also it would front-load their blow early.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon....they do not understand the reality of anything they criticize. they hate, they anger, they seethe, and that's all they are. they do not understand why the entire game wasn't recreated from scratch faithfully because they don't understand game development. they actually believe that Square could have made money by asset swapping the original game and calling it a day. they do not live in reality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't making profit off of the demake either lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        21 NEW animations in the massive AAA blockbuster game???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All those things will be added though, just not until part 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one wants to play Cid, chud.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS NOT FAIR DOOMPOSTER BROS THE GAME IS ALMOST PERFECT ALL WE HAVE IS NITPICK OUT OF CONTEXT SCREENSHOTS TAKEN AT UNINTENDED ANGLES
    How is Square still winning
    WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LEGION.
    WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE KINGMAKERS OF VIDEO GAMES.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How is Square still winning
      If you're lucky your Square Enix stock will bounce back to where it was prior to XVI's release lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nitpick
      This looks worse than XV on ps4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A few textures
        WOW IT IS FRICKING NOTHING.
        You need to try harder.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't need good textures, chud.

          >nooo AIIIIEEEE DO NOT POINT OUT THE BAD 7RB GRAPHICS

          You can't even manually jump

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would Cloud jump? Explain why he needs too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because its an open world now
              what kinda open world doesn't let you jump or has such barebones traversal functionality?

              There are 4 other Square Enix open world games and you can manually jump freely in all of them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the game doesn't need a jump button, chud.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't need good textures, chud.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the environment looks like an Xbox360 game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was the last gen games were actually good so that's fine by me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the weirdest cope is people posting the few areas where the textures seem to be doing that same UE4 thing where they aren't loading properly and pretending that makes the game not fun.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They could have used the original ps1 models and prerendered background and I would still buy it. Graphicsgays are cancer and need to die.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that game is actually available anon it is called Final Fantasy VII originally released on the Playstation 1 and it sold like 15 million copies over 25 years so maybe you can go and check that out and buy it since that is what you want to play

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Read the post you just replied to again because your reading comprehension is shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ff13 sucked though

            the weirdest cope is people posting the few areas where the textures seem to be doing that same UE4 thing where they aren't loading properly and pretending that makes the game not fun.

            oh right valve turning QTEs pinnacle of fun

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even resetera have already turned on the demo
    They were calling it GOTY just 24 hours ago lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really? what are they saying?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're shitting on ff7rb graphics too
      they're waking up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based ReseteraGODS
        All we need now is Max to turn on at and SE is finally fricking dead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          max has said performance was rough in the demos he played and is justified hoping the full game fixes it

          also grass doesn't move when you walk through it in rebirth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to that one poster who kept posting those images lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That poster is me.
        https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-demo-ot-impressions-go-in-here.813822/page-15?post=118824309#post-118824309

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does this look so much better than Rebirth?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it has nothing else.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >focus of the game is the parkour system
              and yet the environmental graphics look better in forspoken than ff7rb too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they put effort into the parkour system
            7r doesn't even have a jump button

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in my day we didnt have to wait 10 years to get a full narrative of a video game that was alread written out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back in your day game devs didn't get enslaved by graphics/large scale autism, making even the simplest game take 3+ years to make in an industry where most consoles only last 8 years, so they get only two shots at a generation to make bank.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BE

    TRAYED

    ME

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they forgot the part where Shinra overloaded avalanche's bombs thus making what Avalanche was doing a lot less morally dubious which cuts into barret's character development

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make the good guys less bad
      >make the bad guys more bad
      not a real complaint. Jesse was smart enough to know her bomb didn't cause that much damage, but she was extremely guilty anyways. Barret has the exact same attitude, that it was worth it. Frick, your peoples complaints are so shitty sometimes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >demaking the story is le good.
        lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop responding to the troll, newbie

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That one FF Hispanic shill getting angry over mild criticisms of the demo is fun to witness.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Garland vs Cloud Strife

    One on One

    Gold Saucer Arena

    Nao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that gets added as DLC I will buy it. Jack should be a superboss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jack mogs
      cloud gets mogged by the fricking midgsrdsormr in 7Rb now in a cutscene

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The devs don't want to replace the original game with the new one.
    Simple as.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Frick these homosexual zoomers. Learn how to ATB or don't play og VII you adhd addled trannies.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth sells 10 million copies
    >Doesnt matter because the game has an advertising campaign that costs 500 million dollars and a moronicly high budget because they wanted to make a playable sephiroth for half an hour
    >budget in the next game is slashed considerably
    >he he... worth it...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hype for this game is fever-pitch, there no way in hell it's flopping.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no engagement across is down across the board.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People like you will claim that a a game that cost 200 dollars to make prior to advertising budget selling 5 million copies is not a flop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *200 million
          oh well I guess people will use this as a gotcha so ill let you guys argue at air

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you want to try that again in English

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *200 million
          oh well I guess people will use this as a gotcha so ill let you guys argue at air

          To give you a real response, 5 million copies at $80 is still a gain of $400 million which would make back the cost twofold.Gaming getting more and more expensive builds up them monetary gains way quicker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes the Sephiroth the already animated for the first game was undoubtedly the largest expense in development.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL

      VGH...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I took this myself. At least the shading of dark skin isn't ass like Part 1.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        N

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girl got older going backwards in time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually that's what was bothering me. I don't think there was anybody else as dark as Barret in Part 1, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wait, the gym in wall market, one of the muscle dudes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does the graphics look worse than Forspoken

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because Luminous was an actual good tailor made engine that """"gamers""""" arbitrarily hated because the games that were made in it were the target of hate campaigns.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the games that were made in it were shit games that cost too much time and money to make
            ftfy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ff7r and ff7rb took longer in ue4 and cost more than either ffxv or forspoken took to make on luminous

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf Barry... Is this what you've been doing instead of working on DMons? I thought you were a Nomura fan. Stop dicking and get back to work.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You that shit looks sick, hoping Bazza all the best.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that looks really cool, every time you troons try to shit on Barry he just ends up looking better

                Calm down nerds. I love DMons too (except Horatio the moron homosexual).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that looks really cool, every time you troons try to shit on Barry he just ends up looking better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yooooooo that shit looks lit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks better than ff7r original stuff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. Stop being so defensive. I am your best friend. Please make more DMons. I'm begging you. I will even shitpost Remake, 16, Yoshit or whatever you want while you work.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >barry posted this only 3 years ago
                barry has moron SOVL on par with chris chan and i want dmon comics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did we ever hate Barry? He seems like a stand up lad and all he ever did was defend an underrated game he liked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cost more than XV
                proof. now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ff7r was never stated to be profitable and when it hit 5m se said sales have slowed
                it didn't gain more sales until the PS5 and later steam port over a year later

                xv was stated it was profitable day 1

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well no that engine sucked to develop for and only bad games were made on it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >only bad games were made on it.
              XV Royal is good and Forspoken wasn't that bad. They're sure as shit better than VII Afterbirth and Shitsteen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Luminous was folded into CBU2 and making XVII

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing Barry-kun

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where on the doll did Nomura and Kitase and Hamaguchi and Nojima touch you anon?

                on my peenus weenus

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >face scanned "human being" vs hand made model based off a 1997 anime drawing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes and tifas face looks worse despite being fictional as shown here

                [...]
                on my peenus weenus

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks a fictional face modeled after an anime character from 1997 can ever look as realistic as real faces scanned in with expensive technology

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its not modeled after 1997 tifa its modeled based on nomuras redesign that he drew in 2014

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post proof

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he has tifa concept art in the 7r artbook with her new design that they tweaked further when actually modelling
                like censoring her breasts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the drawing on the left is no redesign. it's almost 1:1 with the original. Nomuras drawing style simply changed. not a redesign. same design.
                also, you completely fail to make the point that she is "censored" when the official drawing on the left drawn in Dissidia style does not show cleavage. the neckline of the shirt is almost exactly the same, except now there is a sports bra underneath. yknow, like all women who workout wear.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                left is gbike
                middle is 7R redesign
                idiot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The censorship isnt actually related to breast size but to the outfit, sports bra to censor jiggle physics, spats to censor panties and tights to censor bare legs (yes thats a thing nowdays)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Luminous staff didn't shut down btw
                they are still using luminous engine in CBU2
                also forspokens issue were writing, not the game systems or graphics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Barry really did win, soon Tabata's revenge will be complete.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who tf is tabata

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The last decent producer SE had before they fired him as a scapegoat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the winner

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No it didnt and no it wasn't
              luminous devs have never said its hard to use and in fact have stressed how good it is to use
              meanwhile nomura has complained about ue4 multiple times and yoshitpiss said they scrapped ff16 on ue4 because they ran into too many problems on it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Expect Luminous gameplay doesnt feel good unlike UE4 gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barry shouldve been the only Black person in the game, there was no need for more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you don't want Rude in there either?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He aint black

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant Barret

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like that they portray blacks realistically as impoverish monkeys. Should I not?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this implies Cloud included this in the retelling of the Nibelheim incident. He's standing there autistically explaining how he used a mako vacuum cleaner to Barret and co.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Re-doomers are truly butt broken.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember, four years of doom posting copypasta because someone made a joke about Tidus in Rebirth.

    four. years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and it won't stop until the series is dead.
      God bless barry/

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Heh, we're really sticking it to the doomposters by shelling out money for mediocrity 🙂
    It's that easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's that easy
      It literally is, though. For every copy of FF7Rebirth we buy, a seething troony necks HIMself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not really. The long-term path was decided a while back. I'm just enjoying the chaos now.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo, Nomura-san.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL

      HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      >inches closer to guy holding him at gunpoint
      >gets killed

      why the frick would they animate this just either have sephirot deflect the bullets or simply remove the rifles had have sephiroth kill them on the spot

      Kill nomura. Behead nomura. Roundhouse kick nomura into the concrete. Crucify filthy nomura. Defecate in nomura’s food. Launch nomura into the sun. Stir fry nomura in a wok. Toss nomura into an active volcano. Urinate into nomura’s gas tank. Judo throw nomura into a wood chipper. Twist nomura’s head off. Report nomura to the IRS. Karate chop nomura in half. Curb stomp nomura. Trap nomura in quicksand. Crush nomura in a trash compactor. Liquefy nomura in a vat of acid. Eat nomura. Dissect nomura. Exterminate nomura in a gas chamber. Stomp nomura’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate nomura in the oven. Lobotomize nomura. Drown nomura in boiling chicken grease. Vaporize nomura with a ray gun. Feed nomura to alligators. Slice nomura with a katana.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick it is even worse than Forspoken lmao
      https://imgur.com/DFuIR2Q

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barry was fricking right

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reality is setting in... this is a long bandaid rip

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does Tifa mog Aerith so hard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because black hair>brown hair and big breasts>small breasts

      These are scientific facts

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rocks below look better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ue4 was a mistake

      Rocks below look better

      are you fricking moronic

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Maxishillian Dood walk back all of his praise now that the public has rightfully turned on Rebirth, or are the cheques still too good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That homie actually believes with his whole chest that these new games are going down in history as the greatest trilogy of all time. How much money he can make off sucking Square's dick is immaterial.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully Rebirth being such a fricking disaster will make people finally realise what a spastic he is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Rebirth is looking like a flop, it'll be the third, big AAA flop from SE. Max is smart. He can tell when the milk is drying up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally impossible for anything with the FF7 branding to flop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's literally impossible for anything with the FF7 branding to flop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Max is smart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he stopped praising ff16 after the events of the demo ended

          >It's literally impossible for anything with the FF7 branding to flop.

          It's literally impossible for anything with the FF7 branding to flop.

          also ff7 gbike cancelled before it even got a western release
          https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/3l9pqw/ffvii_gbike_cancelled/?rdt=61984

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This pin being on his chat and the fact he's playing the demo again as we speak just so he can keep experiencing nu-FF7 is all you need to know about how unstoppable his hype is for it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              except he's shitting on it hard right now for the visuals
              just wait for the story to shit the bed than hell go nuclear on it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's shitting on it hard right now
                pointing out imperfections he's noticing while living and breathing this game =/= shitting on it. You don't know what shitting on something is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice cope, mark my words when the story goes to shit everyone will call this out for the trash it is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care how hard people are gonna shit on it. If I bothered myself with the opinions of others I would have quit playing games long ago.

                If anything it actually makes him sound more credible because he is willing to point out flaws.

                Exactly. He's got a waterfall of drool dribbling down his chin, but he's not blind to reality.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                accept you listen to youre corporate masters indtead of calling out the remakes for being garbage your juat a moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >accept you listen to youre corporate masters
                I'm listening to the Goosebumps the music in this game is giving me in Max's stream along with my curiosity about how the story will be changed by the timeline shenanigans. If Square Enix closed its doors today I would sleep like a baby.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                goyim loves his sloppa

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                doomer loves his Ganker threads. See you tomorrow when this exact thread will be made and you will be having this exact discussion with someone else pretending it's me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if your hate viigoybirth youre a doomer
                LEMAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are and not because you're hating on the game; It's how you type. You make discussions like someone who LIVES here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go back tourist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when the story goes to shit
                That happened at the end of Part 1 (Remake) of this episodic slop. If people didn't call it out then, it ain't gonna happen, dude.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If anything it actually makes him sound more credible because he is willing to point out flaws.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one has turned on it. you're just a moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at the ResetERA thread, people hate it now and it's only been a day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually reading troonyEra and its true, people aren't that happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's saying now he's waiting for pc version to make final call

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's in full on cope mode, it's only a matter of time before he gets Barrypilled

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick that sounds awful.
      Who the frick wants this?

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Ganker
    >OH GREAT ANOTHER FRICKING REMAKE SHITTY DEVS
    >>also Ganker
    >OH WOW THEY DIDN'T REMAKE THIS GAME SHITTY DEVS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice filename, shill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh secret club file name!!!!!1 opinion discarded!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern gamers literally INSIST that we never actually wanted a graphical remake of FF7 and always wanted Kingdom Hearts that's just INSPIRED by FF7.

    Whatever you felt when you saw this was incorrect; you weren't actually supposed to give a shit about the story of the original game or any of its content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gamers wanted to play a ps1 cutscene graphics game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that, but the Kingdom Hearts remakes didn't change shit and were successful. If FF7 can't pull it's weight like any other classic game can, it doesn't deserve to be remade.
        Hell, the impression that people defending ReMake has given me is that the original FF7 was a shit game.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we all owe Forspoken and Luminous an apology at this point.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max is running damage control on stream kek
    This shit is done for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the guy who had to watch a youtube video explaining what happened in the end, because he had no idea, but still thought it was awesome?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking over

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be unknown game designer

    >sign on to remake project precisely because you can't be trusted to make a game from scratch with your pozzed zoomer egomaniac brain

    >as soon as you're granted control you think "NOW'S MY TIME TO SHINE" and ruin everything with ideas 10x worse than what was present in the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have no clue what you're talking about
      Kitase, Nojima, and Nomura all worked on the original game
      this is their game through and through. oh and don't forget Hamaguchi san.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for us to come to terms with the fact that Final Fantasy 7 is the most influential RPG to ever release, indeed may be one of, if not the, most influential video games period to have ever released, but this also means it has the most vibrantly autistic and violently continuation-resistant fanbase ever seen.

    Case in point: OP, believing an alternate universe game is a butchering of the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is what it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that the most anticipated remake of all time turned out to be an alternate universe story. Like, imagine if Nintendo teased an Ocarina of Time remake for nearly 20 years, only for it to last until Link pulls the Master Sword out, at which point, it turns into the fight from the Spaceworld 2000 and then just ends.

      ReMake was fricking amazing, but it was NOT the FF7 remake people had been waiting on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it wasn't and that's fine because Rebirth is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I accept Squeenix's apology.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Like, imagine if Nintendo teased an Ocarina of Time remake for nearly 20 years, only for it to last until Link pulls the Master Sword out, at which point, it turns into the fight from the Spaceworld 2000 and then just ends.
        i think a more apt comparison would be exactly what happened with wind waker where everybody sold themselves on ocarina of time and majora's mask being the direction zelda would always take forever, with the spaceworld tech-demo as confirmation, and then wind waker was revealed, and even though it had an artstyle that was extremely similar to samurai jack, everybody decried it as cartoony kiddy bullshit and not REAL zelda, so they tried to course-correct and made twilight princess which was a brown n' bloom game with hideously ugly characters and most of its content was syphoned off from the also half-finished wind waker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alternate timelines, multiversal travel and meta commentary are garbage tier additions to any game, they could habe done anything with these remakes but chose to make them actively worse

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we finally have another Tortanic on are hands lads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ff16 flopped and this will be rough

      nomura said he's worried how people will receive ff7r2 ending

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ReMake fans really liked the dumb Sephiroth shit, so they'll love whatever the ending or FF7r2 is. Unless it's that Cloud dies instead of Aeris.

        Then it will suddenly be an evil woke game.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE HONEYMOON PERIOD ONLY LASTED A FRICKING DAY HOLY FRICKING KEK

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even the biggest shills for Remake our shitting on it know
    its fricking over

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloody b***h square enix eat my ass

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    live nomura beheading NOW

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People aren't exactly liking the graphics.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/FFVIIRemake/comments/1alcktk/take_beautiful_photos_with_photo_mode_in_rebirth/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its over.......
      time to admit Barry was right.../////

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t mind the time ghost bullshit but if Nomura decides to put even more kingdom hearts bullshit then this franchise is dead.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/1al884q/remakerebirth_face_comparison_really_hope_this/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flashback cloud is using a different face mesh to make him look younger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally 5-7 years younger during the flashback you disingenuous freak. the demo literally shows current Cloud and it's the exact same model from Remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you realize these are the morons that need the yellow paint on the rocks and the "hold means hold the button down" prompt put into the game to keep them from getting confused

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like Eminem now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Young" Cloud looks like current day Cloud got bogged with bad plastic surgery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, thats does look like a massive downgrade, but keep in mind 7 Remake is just hallways, it's the open world that bought the visuals down

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least the rebuilds were more upfront.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did Cloud reject Tifa under the highwind?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They literally had sex right there under the Highwind in my game. Maybe you "romanced" Aeris, Yuffie, or Barret?

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaymers are so weird
    they act like the existence of a remake completely erases the original
    you know you can still just play ff7, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but the game RUINED Final Fantasy VII and it demoralized me for 4 years now so I just have to go into FF7 threads and post copy pasta about Tidus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it undermines the original

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where on the doll did Nomura and Kitase and Hamaguchi and Nojima touch you anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume Avengers Endgame undermined the first Avengers movie, with that logic. Cuz it's contextually the same shit only we're following the characters whose timeline is getting fricked with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adding trash ideas from capeshit movies to old stories that is the ultimate storytelling insult

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes it does
          endgame was poop and ruined thanos by killing off the based win thanos and introducing a loser pre gauntlet thanos that never wins
          infinity war was better

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >infinity war was better
            This is true. I just wanted to see your reply to the question and you gave the right one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a remake, it's a sequel. And new lore absolutely does affect franchises.
      Wolverine has boneclaws and Logan isn't his real name now, FF7 has plot ghosts and multiple dimensions. A lot of times you can't just ignore this stuff and pretend it doesn't exist, because it always gets brought up and affects how you view stuff too. Dumb shit leaves a stain on past works, basically.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forspoken wasn't that bad

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd assume part of it comes down to pride. The original artist might feel resentful going back to something from years prior, as if it's admitting to being incapable of producing something on the same level from scratch these days. So they want to add flourishes and deviations to express their current creative sense and assert that they've still got it. While new teams would feel a similar thing in being forced to retread something from so long ago, they'd rather make a name for themselves in "improving" it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese honor prease understandu.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did we ever shit on Forspoken?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only people who never played it seethed over it

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morons still don't know what the definition of a RE MAKE is
    lol dumb dipshits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based moron
      >just completely change the gameplay
      >there is no reason to stay faithful to the original content

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last FF with SOUL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the most soulless FF
      FTFY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't post VII Refunded THOUGH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        soulless is ff7r a game only made because of externally factored not because the devs wanted to make it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dogshit story that was absolutely butchered from it's original intended purpose. Lunafreya is pointless. The timeskip is shit and completely uncalled for. The game is legitimately BAD, a stinker, once you reach Chapter 13.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lunafreya does more than any female in any nomura game and the story was improved over anything it was prior
        the timeskip is based and adds weight
        ch13 is better than any 7r chapter and xv has the best ending in the franchise

        if verum rex is supposed to to be nomuras "actually what versus was" then stella/nameless star is even worse than luna since nameless star gets abducted in her debut appearance and fricking dies offscreen and the only interaction sora has with her is after she already died offscreen and is just a disembodied voice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pure SOVL

      7Rb is so soulless even when stealing and reusing ffxv assets it looks worse than XV

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        15 is dogshit gameplay it's only not shit tier cause 16 exists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's right

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my king

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice to see Ganker as finally realised that XV was a decent game for all its flaws

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worse than FF2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all. It's on par with VI

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7r is worse than ff2 yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least it felt like an FF and gave you some freedom. FF7R felt very on rails despite the towns and don't get me started on 16. Not sure why the latter got so much praise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry talking with himself about his favourite game that fricking killed Luminous Productions will never not be funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luminous got folded into CBU2 and is still actively developing the engine.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As bad as the story changes are the pacing is what kills me the most. A section that was a corridor or two in the original is now 15 corridors with multiple fights per section just to artificially add length. Even replaying it with my characters max level was a chore. I don't even know if I will bother playing rebirth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no it's bad that under the plate actually feels like a real place with scale, Aeriths house isn't 5 steps away from the junk dealer and that's bad because it takes 45 seconds longer to get to her house
      I really, really, really hate you people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you love goyslop so much?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >putting Aeriths house behind a 45 second walk is goyslop because......I don't like it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's goyslop because it's pointless filler designed to keep your atrophied brain occupied with minutiae instead of giving you a properly paced fun game. But what should I expect from a third world mutt shitskin.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Aeriths house making sense in scale with the town she lives in is bad because.....YOU ARE BROWN!
              I'm white as the sun homie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah it sure is fun doing the sewer section twice where every section feels randomly generated doing the same fights again and again and doing the same thing in the underground, the slums, shinra, reactors etc.

        The game is filled to the brim with unimaginative padding. Don't get me started on the fake puzzles.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cid is the best party member
    That's all

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the story is better now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shills really need to try harder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not shilling anything i dont give a frick if you play it

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could Cloud realistically beat Squall in a fight?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, we hit bump limit. Which thread do we miggy too?

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a viral marketing campaign for rebirth? The amount of threads its getting with not that many posts is ridiculous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the threads are shitting on the game since its shaping up to be a bona fide Tortanic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its gonna make a billion dollars in the end? good to know

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