Take THIS, Sigma! *blub* *blub* *plop*

Take THIS, Sigma!
*blub* *blub* *plop*

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sigma nuts on your chin

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Cain was an archaeologist that thought he knew shit about robotics just because he found X in a cave
    >Became the father of Robotics by pressing Ctrl C and Ctrl V on X's brain with zero bug testing
    > the resulting War reduced Humanity down to a single city and irrevocably destroyed the planet

    Name a more evil, negligent man in the series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was only carrying on Dr. Light's destructive legacy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What stopped Light from making himself a robot body?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He'd miss his donger too much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a robotics expert and not a neuroscientist. Also he turned himself into a hologram anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He pays with his life in Maverick Hunter X.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Japan, Cain was the foremost roboticists of his time. He was just turned into an archaeologist in the west.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, proof or gtfo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joe Biden.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those bubbles have monkey pox in them.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which X games have the best weapons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      x2 because the buster upgrade is just that badass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      x1 and x6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      X3 because the buster upgrade is just that bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      X1, X2 & X4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      X3

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized Sigma it's just robot M.Bison

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha w-what? No.. no anon. C'mon. That's.. that's simply not true. Why would you go on the internet and tell lies? C'mon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >empowered by negative emotions
      >can be resurrected over and over
      >wears a cape
      Dictator is just Castlevania's Dracula

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So sad Zero died of Sigma.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's albert wily

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sigma balls.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good post

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude, if you get all the upgrades and go to Armored Armadillo's stage and get to the end where you ride the minecart and you jump off and climb up the cliff above the boss door and grab the energy pellet and then jump off and die and you do this 5 times in a row, a special capsule appears with Dr Light and he'll look like Ryu from Street Fighter and he gives you the Hadouken which kills everything in one hit!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was really exhausted one night and for some reason thought I had to beat the stage five times in a row without getting hit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Highly corrosive acid contained in high-pressure bubbles might look like silly as shit but they would be effective as hell at fucking up robots or anything made out of metal.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final boss weaknesses are always the shittiest weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >charge Wild Coil
      >claw grip the start button in case Wily doesn't spawn in a reachable area
      >swap to Freeze Cracker if he's out of reach
      >press start again to swap to Thunder Bolt so he doesn't spit out four tracking shots
      >now do it a dozen more times
      Mega Man 7 was developed by assholes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why they didn't just make Thunder Bolt disable that one attack entirely, instead of just disabling it for that single usage. If it's not going to fucking damage the guy, at least have it do fucking SOMETHING.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        start again to swap to Thunder Bolt so he doesn't spit out four tracking shots
        wait, that's an actual thing? how does that work?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you shoot him with Thunder Bolt, it electrocutes him and prevents him from shooting the four homing balls. Doesn't do any damage but it keeps the pressure off you.

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