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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sigma nuts on your chin

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Cain was an archaeologist that thought he knew shit about robotics just because he found X in a cave
    >Became the father of Robotics by pressing Ctrl C and Ctrl V on X's brain with zero bug testing
    > the resulting War reduced Humanity down to a single city and irrevocably destroyed the planet

    Name a more evil, negligent man in the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was only carrying on Dr. Light's destructive legacy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What stopped Light from making himself a robot body?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He'd miss his donger too much.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's a robotics expert and not a neuroscientist. Also he turned himself into a hologram anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He pays with his life in Maverick Hunter X.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Japan, Cain was the foremost roboticists of his time. He was just turned into an archaeologist in the west.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, proof or gtfo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Joe Biden.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those bubbles have monkey pox in them.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which X games have the best weapons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      x2 because the buster upgrade is just that badass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      x1 and x6

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      X3 because the buster upgrade is just that bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      X1, X2 & X4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      X3

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized Sigma it's just robot M.Bison

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha w-what? No.. no anon. C'mon. That's.. that's simply not true. Why would you go on the internet and tell lies? C'mon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >empowered by negative emotions
      >can be resurrected over and over
      >wears a cape
      Dictator is just Castlevania's Dracula

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So sad Zero died of Sigma.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who's albert wily

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sigma balls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good post

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude, if you get all the upgrades and go to Armored Armadillo's stage and get to the end where you ride the minecart and you jump off and climb up the cliff above the boss door and grab the energy pellet and then jump off and die and you do this 5 times in a row, a special capsule appears with Dr Light and he'll look like Ryu from Street Fighter and he gives you the Hadouken which kills everything in one hit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was really exhausted one night and for some reason thought I had to beat the stage five times in a row without getting hit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Highly corrosive acid contained in high-pressure bubbles might look like silly as shit but they would be effective as hell at fricking up robots or anything made out of metal.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Final boss weaknesses are always the shittiest weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >charge Wild Coil
      >claw grip the start button in case Wily doesn't spawn in a reachable area
      >swap to Freeze Cracker if he's out of reach
      >press start again to swap to Thunder Bolt so he doesn't spit out four tracking shots
      >now do it a dozen more times
      Mega Man 7 was developed by buttholes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why they didn't just make Thunder Bolt disable that one attack entirely, instead of just disabling it for that single usage. If it's not going to fricking damage the guy, at least have it do fricking SOMETHING.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        start again to swap to Thunder Bolt so he doesn't spit out four tracking shots
        wait, that's an actual thing? how does that work?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you shoot him with Thunder Bolt, it electrocutes him and prevents him from shooting the four homing balls. Doesn't do any damage but it keeps the pressure off you.

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