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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally some good fricking foo
    >ps5 exclusive
    nevermind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      every Piss5 "exclusive" is just an ""exclusive (wink wink)""

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/835960/The_Talos_Principle_2/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just finished replaying the first one last weekend. Im so fricking ready.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > A variety of new abilities, such as gravity manipulation and mind transference
        the second one is probably related to controlling multiple robot bodies, so there's probably be dummies you can bodysnatch to do the puzzles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, the screenshots show 2 new mechanics. The trailer didn't show shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're going to have to do some funky shit to figure out these puzzles, huh.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it doesn’t get delayed

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new talos principle
    IM COMING HOME

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally some good frickin food

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The amount of plebs in the sticky not knowing the first game

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick yeah baby

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually hyped for a video game in 2023? Wow.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it going to be half virtual, half real world?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life is worth living again.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH HELL YES

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    really excited for the future of the talos principle. it was one of my favorite puzzle games

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny timing considering I just reinstalled 1 after a Talos thread yesterday

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THE SERPENT
    ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE SERPENT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And frick that Admin b***h too.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the first game a few days ago and currently playing the DLC. Frick yes it's good to know that actual decent video games still exist in 2023.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elohim did nothing wrong

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we won talosbros, the three of us

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FROGS ARE PEOPLE TOO

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking nice, I never did start the DLC so now's a good time to if any

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is arguably better in the DLC.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like theres a lot of cool new environments to explore

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/DamirDurovic/status/733609454529347588
    >literally 7 years later

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a studio with 30 people

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a bit worried after the shit show that serious sam 4 was. how badly optimized it was for how it looked. i had fun with ss4 but i do feel like it wasn't their best work. hopefully the reason for ss4 was so unpolished was because they were working on the talos principle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be in the Unreal engine, idk if it's 4 or 5

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        devs confirmed its ue5

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Step out into the real world
    >There is immediately another tower you have to ascend, but real now

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been waiting so long for this. The first game is one of my favorites.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking wait. The last one was one of my favourite games of the decade.
    The only thing is that the trailer for 2 being in the overworld kinda spoils the fact that 1 is a giant Turing test

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE ARE SO BACK

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest gripe with the original was the tacked on easter eggs. They sucked and ruined the mood every time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are out of the way so it's no big deal. But yeah holy shit there were like a billion easter eggs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the ones that were there because they knew about gamer tomfoolery.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, these were cool.
          But there's plenty of shit, referential ones.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Immerse yourself in the rich, bittersweet world of The Talos Principle with a stunning soundtrack by master composer Damjan Mravunac (Serious Sam, The Talos Principle), with a guest appearance by Chris Christodoulou (Risk of Rain 1 and 2).
    >Chris Christodoulou
    Now theres a name i would never expect in a game like this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doing final puzzle
      >suddenly it starts raining

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris Christodoulou
      Nice. Can't wait.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit hes been with them for a while apparently.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2015
        What the frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris Christodoulou
      oh shit NICE

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    uninstalled at 110 minutes and refunded. Absolutely peak midwit game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it regularly goes on sale for like 4 bucks, did you think this was some epic pwn or something?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay 401

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the first game so much. The atmosphere, the music, the story, the puzzles, all of it just comes together so nicely. I love stories that focus on the positive side of things even in the worst of situations.
    But where do you go from here? Gehenna wasn't really on the same level and it already felt like retreading what made the original good. What do you think the story will be about?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently, it is supposed to be humanist and positive according to the writer.
      As for Gehenna, I liked it on par with the base game, it was just a different kind of experience imo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seemed clear that the footage was from the real world after you wake up. So the giant pyramid, the ruins etc. were all part of the last ditch effort to save humanity. Perhaps it's having you actually go out and do what the first game was testing you to be able to do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if it'll be as lonely of an experience as the base game. Everything that happens in the simulation was for the purpose to prepare one robot body to carry on humanity somehow, everything else gets deleted afterward since the project fulfilled its function. So if there are to be more bodies, the only way for them to come into being is if the player builds them right? I don't remember what happened to those banished in Gehenna and if they got bodies of their own in the real world.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if Drennan's project isn't the only project? Imagine the kino of going to other facilities to fish out other Turing-tested androids.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the big chained guy supposed to be Prometheus?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here present, who has knowledge in games specially in working in a game company?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What up?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only interested in how it is with the communication among each other, because I'm interested out of curiosity.

        Maybe you know your way around..

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that trailer kinda got me hyped not gonna lie. Making it a direct sequel in the real world now might be pretty neat. Hope the writing remains on point. I don't doubt the puzzles.
    Man, it's been so long.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hope the writing remains on point.
      >Jonas Kyratzes (The Eternal Cylinder, Clash: Artifacts of Chaos) and Tom Jubert (The Swapper, Subnautica), joined by Verena Kyratzes (The Hand of Merlin, Serious Sam 4).

      same writers, so yeah, i'm thinking it'll remain kino
      swapper is great

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >joined by Verena Kyratzes (The Hand of Merlin, Serious Sam 4).
        This is the part that worries me...

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The indomitable spirit of main against even extinction thanks to reason and technology bros, we're going home.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The puzzles weren't that special but man if I'm not hyped as frick for the new environments and soundtrack. Just please no more roastie commentary

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      T.incel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >T.incel

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confirmed: you can pet the cat

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the first one in years but fricking loved it. Should I replay the whole game or can i hop into the dlc and not look like a complete moron?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DLC is clearly beyond the main game in terms of difficulty but if you remember how each mechanic worked you can probably hop straight into it.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Born into a new world where biological humanity is extinct but human culture lives on in a city of robots, you find yourself swept up in a mind-bending adventure involving a mysterious megastructure hiding enormous powers.

    The more you discover, the more you will be confronted with questions about the nature of the cosmos and the purpose of civilization. The broken promise of a better tomorrow, the fear of repeating humankind’s mistakes, faith in reason or renouncing humanity altogether - the choices you make and the sides you take will determine the course of events.
    A New Generation of Puzzles
    Solve a wide array of puzzles with varying difficulty levels, including clever metapuzzles and highly challenging Gold puzzles. Finish the game without solving every puzzle, or pursue the rewards of complete mastery. A variety of new abilities, such as gravity manipulation and mind transference, join the established mechanics of the original Talos Principle, creating a fresh but familiar experience.
    A Philosophical Odyssey
    Take the next step forward in the story of The Talos Principle in a thought-provoking, character-driven interactive story with multiple endings penned by returning writers Jonas Kyratzes (The Eternal Cylinder, Clash: Artifacts of Chaos) and Tom Jubert (The Swapper, Subnautica), joined by Verena Kyratzes (The Hand of Merlin, Serious Sam 4).
    Brave New World
    Explore more than a dozen all-new environments, from a city on the brink of a paradigm shift to the varied landscapes of a mysterious island that holds the keys to the future. Take a break from puzzle-solving to discover long-buried secrets and strands of forgotten history.
    The Melodies of Creation
    Immerse yourself in the rich, bittersweet world of The Talos Principle with a stunning soundtrack by master composer Damjan Mravunac (Serious Sam, The Talos Principle), with a guest appearance by Chris Christodoulou (Risk of Rain 1 and 2).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this from?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steam / PS Store

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that @ was the most soulful program, he turned soulless when he became D0G.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the first game made me cry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjmms3DQrCI while this message plays
      >I look at this inert shape and I wonder who you're going to be. Will you hold the same values as we do? Will you love us for having created you? Will you resent us for having put you into an uncertain and dangerous world? Looking back at our history - our achievements, our crimes - what will you make of us? Will the world you create be like ours, or so different we can't even imagine it? Either way, I hope that you'll find this little blue planet to be as beautiful as we did. I hope you'll take care of it a lot better than we did. I hope that one day you'll look up and reach for the stars.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest, I hated the story. I came into this world to solve puzzles. All that historical, mythological, and philosophical bullshit doesn't interest me. I barely read anything in the terminals, and I was happy when that whiny b***h finally died in that one tower voice log. Shame that they are not necessarily encountered in chronological order, so this wasn't the last I've heard of her.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get not liking it but hating it seems excessive, it's inoffensive at worst. Perhaps you came into it expecting a pretentious "deep/thought-provoking" game like the blurbs say which is the reason I hate that label is so often put on the game. It's just a simple life-affirming story in a cool setting, that's all there is to it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was specifically the terminal not long into the game with the father sending a note to his son (daughter?) about how they've got all the time in the world to figure things out. I had lost my dad not long before and it read just like something he'd say. Now I'm sad again.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry to hear about your dad anon. But it is a great message, I know what you're referring to.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you. I know I have a screenshot saved of that specific screen because I sat there for more than a few minutes but it's stashed on some external drive someplace and I know I'll never find it, but you knew the one I was talking about so there's no need.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here is it if you want it again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick
                thank you

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the highlight with Dragon's Dogma 2. I'm so happy to see it's no longer vaporware. Talos Principlenwas a great great game.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I’m so fricking ready. The original was my favorite puzzle game ever and my second favorite vidya of all time

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actual story sequel that takes place in the real world
    Fricking madlads, I never would have expected it

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes, videogames can still be good.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi I don't even mean to shit up the thread but I'm going to do exactly that, but I almost feel like you couldn't make the first game anymore because everyone would say it's pro-ai propaganda and "robots don't have feelings get rekt Milton" and ignore the library forever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're vastly overestimating how much people care about AI.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought talos principle on a whim and I was blown away, my fricking brainlet mind couldn't handle it

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